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[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# UNLEASH THE CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# That's s last week...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# looks like the compo is still open - you can still select it in the dropdown box on a new post.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Combine the 2
Adverts for old cheese!

Smashy's feet could be the figurehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Quicksilver's new Asia range didn't become a big success...
quicksilver
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:44, archived)
# ooh tsunami goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# As I said to my French friend after he made a joke about Japan
"Too soon, ami!"

Lies, obviously, I wouldn't ever be friends with a French person
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Haw, and indeed,
he-haw. Casual racism Thursday.
I've met quite a lot of nice French people, but the Parisians I've encountered have been, on the whole, cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Is that meant to be a house, or the flag of Japan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Chinaman with one of them hats on, on a raft, as seen from above
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Oh shit!
The poor little squinty eyed little sod if falling off!

Ha ha ha ha... (too soon)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:52, archived)
# He's not falling off
He's hanging 10 and catching some serious air time, bro. Riding the sweet wave

/down wiv da kidz
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Class...
Were can I buy one of these?

EDIT:

. B E E R .. T I E M !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] as i was saying


must dash pointless is on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Is that a fresh jiz stain by her right hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# You tell me
*hands tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
*knees tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# probably still would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Please don't.
We'll all have to watch it repeatedly on xtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# O__O yeeouch!
(I like this better than the original...*keeps*)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# He looks like he has a tail
scaley, like a rat's.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
that's great!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Excellent. *Clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Great Stuff, Ninj
And, oddly - he's still very punch-able.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Looks oddly like David Mitchell there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Heresy!
In other news: *massive hugs* Hello Trelly!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Bonjour Monsieur Futtock de Grunt
How the devil are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
# nice one ninj
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Ta Queenie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha, this has got me thinking of Sgt. Bilko....
top shop, as usual, N'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's the fella himself!
Cheers Stevie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:52, archived)
# haha! Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Everybody Love Ed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ghost hand is watching you pour milk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Mrs Mills is getting a good airing in this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# *tastes like jizz*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Mmmm. mine's a milt!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] THE MAN HIMSELF
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# font matching and so on and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# ^ needs more...
...well, everything really.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Pants for a cock
with a cock.
The cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
#
pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/2007/05/mr_leggs_trouse.html

Trousers? Some of these sites are amazing...
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
Dear gawd, I just scrolled down and some cunning stunt posted this very pic as is...can someone remove the guy?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Humm must be beer time...


EDIT WOO HOO is actually beer tiem. Sorry to post and run but b3ta's being really slow and there's a pint a-calling :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Baz!!

:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
"i'll introduce you to my mate stanley"
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I want to keep my kindeys intact!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Long story
but I have actually used the term "Fanks, Guvnor" in person to a luminary of 80s pop....and hence I am clicking this.

Good work. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace!
"Loose Women" *shudders*
I really hate that program...

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# ..
L
M
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# haha, too true...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Reammy?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# top work, Joe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Oh, I see...
I understand what's going on here.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
*consoles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Wonderful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Joe!
You, me, beer - how about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# You bloody tart
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# :)
Just 'cos you're not invited...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I like to play a little harder to get, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# *engorges at the very thought*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# It's the usual way of things
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Smug bieber will be smug no more
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Give it up man... give it up!

EDIT: man you tart boy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# she's gonna be looker when she grows up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# she won't live that long...

This is the only song he has every done, that I like...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcBKpgiILew
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I prefer Rehfeldt's original version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bqRpXPy4kM
to the overdub you just posted.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# That's probably the one I was looking for...
but it is very difficult to tell the difference when you don't have speakers on you work PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# earphones are your friend
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Farmers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Watch out for that Leatherface figurine Justin.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Smug Bieber will die a painful death, involving several (but not all) of the following:
a) A Chisel applied with a Lump Hammer to his ear.
b) A colonic irrigation with Nitric Acid
c) Being 'volunteered' to make man's first suit-less spacewalk
d) Ground into small pieces and fed to hyenas
e) Being glued to the underside of the tracks of a Sherman Tank
f) Being force-fed steel nails and then given an MRI

/goes for a lie down
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# The only thing that keeps me going
is like some Einsteinian theory, the quicker someone gains fame, the quicker they disappear into the dumper
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# But...
... all of those would be much more enjoyable.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(jabells, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] THREAD RESCUE ATTEMPT LAUNCHED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# 114 matches on tineye
114 fucking matches
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# /board is for stuff you have made, not stuff you have found.
Classic ad, though....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# peasemould?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Not in that shirt
it's far too sensible
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# :D
Actually got quite a gem on today...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Thing is
Mrs S wants me to get shirts like yours.

I know your game, sonny jim
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I say Mrs S - ding dong - You're looking rather lovely today...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# And you shopped what, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I think the text has been cut off the bottom :/
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Ah
you're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(jabells, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I see nothing wrong here
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# ^ this has got me giggling like a loon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Second attempt at a stereoscopic animation



Sort of unfocus your eyes until the two white dots merge to see the 3D effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# it's a sail boat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Poopy trim!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)
# you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Improved
good job!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I've basically been making the technique up as I go along.
It's actually only just occurred to me that I should have looked for a tutorial.

D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Mmmm headachey
Works though... kinda.

\/ [ [ \/ ] ]

(^stereoscopic woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# and in a new post...
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# It's an entirely different animation.
So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I have now stared at this for so long, I have retina cancer!
Would it not be easier to just post a picture of the image we are meant to see?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I'm finding it quite hard to not focus on something so small
I had a go at messing with colour perception a while ago;


Edit: Had a fiddle with firefox zoom and I'm getting it now, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Nice!
Try merging the yellow circles instead of the white dot, works just as well but slightly more awkward because they're moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# This image has been eating those funghi.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# that really works quite well!
Interesting that the white dot appears "higher" than everything else
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# It's been on the good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# The white dot
should appear closer than the red and blue circles but further away than the Yellow circle
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Interesting. The Yellow circle seems to be nearer than the white dot when it's at bottom left but further away than the right dot when it's top right.

I think I know what mistake I might have made that's done that. And it's suggested another technique to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# ah yes, it is nearer at the bottom left... Didn't notice that first time
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I'm going to have a play about.
Unfortunately not as useful as it could be as PS animation is very limited so you couldn't make something go into the distance and get smaller without having to animate every frame individually.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Lush
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Witchcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# You'll never prove it
I weigh more than a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# i crossed my eyes for a start and wondered why the shadows were in front of the balls....
but then diverged. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I think crossing your eyes
would work if you looked at a mirror image of my pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# No, you have to swap the two halves over, but keep them the same way round.
Or mirror the two pics individually, but leave them that way round.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Ah. Ok.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Before we knew better you say...
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# the blanket coverage starts here
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)
# too obscure?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Are these the ones that them planes hit?
(I helped save b3ta! advocoates Emotional Northern Boy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# when was that?
it sounds kinda familiar but I can't remember anyone making much of a fuss at the time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
# What?
It was on telly for the whole morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I was probably in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Wasn't it earlier this month in Japan?
(I helped save b3ta! advocoates Emotional Northern Boy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Picture taken pre Hogan.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Looks nice
is there another open day anytime soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] this is a real product...yuck
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# What font matching etc
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# what font matching algorithm do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# got lucky!
this one is times new roman. more luck than judgement
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# See that - all the way over there just heading over the horizon?
That was the point, and by how far you missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Which font matching.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# What algorithm matching font do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# "up into your guts"
might not be the optimal orifice
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# dont they teach this stuff in school anymore?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Not to boys they don't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Needs more Jason Mewes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolXGO5KSlk (a bit NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# :(

Cheers to Kev
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# eddie stop-heart more like
too soon tho but
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Is she dead?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
#


Is this news or has he been gone for a while gawdresthim.

EDIT once more I get my current affairs from b3ta. alas poor Eddie.

(pic shamelessly nabbed from ichc but it's such a corker I felt I had no choice...)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# You should send this to the daily mail
and say "Look I've found a house that looks like your readers when they read a story about muslims"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# hopefully the fkin lorries wont be cluttering up 2 out of 3 lanes of the motorway now
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Too Soon
But woo woo too
You'll be sadly missed Eddie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Shame. What a Legend.
Never had any trouble with one of his.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# My old man used to signwrite his lorries
FACT

and :(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# The colours remind me of canal boats.
I guess it's a family thing.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I bet that used to piss him off...
Did he draw CDC's or just any old graffiti?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Say "Yes paul"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# HAHAH!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Needs more alsatian sex
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# You dropped these * *
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# :)
it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Everything needs more Alsation sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Awesome
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I like this a lot.

You alright Ninjarella?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Two weeks now of teh gout!! :(
But apart from that ok sir. How's you Moleypoo?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Ow......
You poor bugger. Not nice.

I've just about recovered from my pneumonia. Still coughing up lots of unpleasantness every ten minutes or so...

Getting bored of it now. Ho hum.

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# she must get through gallons of the stuff to put up with him
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# put up with him
and his millions
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahahah! Bloody hell:office lollage alert
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# hahahahaha, Just seen this! :)
Love it sir! Don't fancy a glass though? *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha genius.
Is it just my connection or does Rob need to defibrillate the server hamster again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)
# its slow to upload these days...
maybe there is another fire!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Nah I think it's probably my problem...
Everything's slow at the moment.

Nature telling me it's time to go to the pub...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Nice 'n' cosy.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nice on op!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ahem..


Click for bigger (213 kb)

(NeoplasmSix, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Sounds about right, everyone took amphetamines back then :)
[edit] I may take this opportunity to pea a couple of compo entries in your thread if that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# £24.95?
Seems reasonable...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I accept Paypal :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Haha! I'm on that.
Also, re the OP, it's not just 'back then' unfortunately. Huge problem still.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# True dat
I know a couple of girls who are still massively into speed, and my response is just "...but why?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I knew it!
I always knew Rob was an AI bot...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# pfft "gingerplums"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# isn't middling and average the same thing?
yours,

the pedant cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# well yes
I'm aiming for the common or garden cunt market
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# ah, i was so tempted to subscribe as well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)
# it's fun, but it doesn't work
i'd suggest a tapeworm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Sounds like rubbish whizz to me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# lost 2 stones
but gained a nervous twitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Side effects are scary.
A fuckbuddy friend of mine tried that and the affect on her heart wasn't good. Panting in ones' sleep is a dodgy symptom!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Speed is evil. Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I lost three
take one capsule in the morning and no appetite until 2pm.
But eventually I got habituated and the benefits wore off.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I concur
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# You're going to let Smashmonkey eat you?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Delightful
as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Well that certainly turned his frown upside down :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
# He looks happy with that..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hmm isn't it about time we had jerpster's post again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Will he need one for his erse an all, d'ya think so?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Wonderful Moleypoos!!

*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# hmmmmppphhhggg hhnngghhmmpppp
mmmmffffffhhhhhh nnngghhhggggg *POOPS*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Where's a repost of your pipe smoker pic so that I can endorse it for this image challeng?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Dear god, I've whored that pic out like a cheap slut so many times I feel bad about posting it in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Ah, go on.
go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Its time is upon us...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh shucks, ok then...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# YES!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# You look so different when you're on your barge.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# *smacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Heh
second FP with this I think?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
# FP again!
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
# well done mod..on the ball
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# post it again!
get another FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)
# BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# *leans closer*
BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# There's no need to shout, you know, I'm not DEAF!
you know I'm not DEAF!It's twenty past two.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Oh, and I think that's a
*click* right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# HAHA!!! These should be published in a book or something! *GLEES

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Poor Jeremy
I know he's annoying but... now HE is annoyed and I feel sorry for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Ohh
Are you my mummy???
(Flaming Badger likes mushrooms, not so much snakes..., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:35, archived)

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