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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# must.................... resist.......................
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
# *awaits fatty-wank-gif*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Bored. I'll do it myself :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is all kinds of fun
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# more like this please
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# This *needs* to be on the front page...
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Superb
quite simply superb
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ha ha
like a parrots tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# office lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Out Loud Office LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Let's hope for her sake it's a grower not a shower.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
fandabidosie!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# "eets not workin!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# :D
I'll miss fat Art, don't kill him off too soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Great work Sir Toast-a-lot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# i like this more than your comics
do more animations, please
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# : )
It feels a wee bit spider and scorpion
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# The one with the tongue hanging out is a shoo-in for you Happy Toast
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# pffffft
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# *Bup*

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Haha! this is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# She wouldn't like it up her!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Milk?
Am I missing something here?
Inaftereveryoneelse

EDIT: Read that milk. Thought it said Milk. My bad.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Elephant

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
#
ace
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Geni-arse
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# He's got 5 legs
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# it's a norfolk elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha.....
That's his dick you fool
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Simple yet effective!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# no srimech?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# cElephant
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Ahaha
great work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Crikey - that's fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Elephant Tipping FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaahhhhh!
Thanks, now everyone thikns I'm mad!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
# This is not new information
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# You obviously work here
Alright Scott...?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Fantastic!
Lovely observation sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Beautiful.
Just beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# oh look
Tim Burton designed a power plant
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Ohhh nice
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Asleep on the job..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# power phant
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# That's great!
*clicks* but...how small is an elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I want this bigger, so I can print it out and stick it on my office wall
Any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# just realised.....
there are 5 'legs'

He was obviously excited when he snuffed it
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# The source pic is quite an optical illusion.
I just had to count them individually to check there are five.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 15 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on then
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I would strongly discourage anyone who wants to raise trilobytes in their stomach
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# This I would buy
and I think the lack of replies are very sad!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# As do I
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:38, archived)
# When Captains merge...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# woo!
/Ninj-ac
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Captain Captain meet Captain Captain . . . Captain Captain meet Captain Captain . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Shirley
Captain Pike has been done like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Don't tell him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Someone's done a star trek/dad's army mashup, yep
Can't remember who. Someone good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Stupid boy!
Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# haha... would have been great if true...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] cheap pun: Battery Hen
([email protected], Thu 12 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# cock island
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# *google maps*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Is he choking that chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# *makes sucking noise through teeth *
Looks like yer Big Hens have gone, gonna be a bit pricey.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Stopped earlier while driving past Goyt Valley and took a few pics

CFB



CFFM


And so no one is offended I did a pic of a kitten pulling a chariot

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# That is an awesome pic of a kitten pulling a chariot
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# why thank you
Mspaint ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# mix it with my mad colouring in skillz

and I think we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# He's a mellow yellow feline
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqLKiU2v_M
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# THIS ONE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBiIIzpPEtM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Nice
I was pissing about with the HDR and 3D panorama modes on my camera last night.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# ty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# that's a great picture of a kitten pulling a chariot, here's a similar picture i made
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# comp it
you could have used a different link, theiving cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# that's uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Yours is better
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I thought I would pimp the new pic - needed a bit of glam and showing off my mad illustrator skills
(dredwerker bored sig, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Couldn't get it out of my head, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# this needs more replies, it's original, and ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha well I thought it was good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Nice one, doog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I'm going to have to hurt you now
*SPANG*
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
# That's superb but also hurts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# i didnt see where this was going
but loled when i saw the ending. plays the original theme in my head. also fuck remakes. the original is still the best. dude on the roof turning around and then epic montage.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Science fact!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ye cannae break the laws of physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahaah
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] electricity!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# that'll be popular with some people
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# eplieptics, for one
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# and disco dancers
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# or both
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# haha
epileptic disco dancing vampires FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# aawk doesn't work right..it's faster on my comp :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# chrome throttles the speed of gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# don't use chrome..I'm on flock
there's a way to do it in animation shop3 but it's not working now for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha...
Fantastclick
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# You're on fire!

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
If I may squeeze this in for comp
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# oof
you bad man :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# oh wellllllllllll ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# now you too
can have the patented stephen hawkins blind mans bluff loung game in your own parlour
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# i don't believe it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Believe duck-powered duck?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# INJECTED WITH A POISON
WE DON'T NEED THAT ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DRIVE A TRUCK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyptl-BQNBk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyptl-BQNBk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyptl-BQNBk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyptl-BQNBk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# ICY SPICY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# LAZERS!!!!!

Yes with a Z
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# ohh ahhh look
a 'tarded kitteh licking laser beams
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Giant Puffa fish are our future
or something..

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# It's a good thing to have them in the sea
It beats having them on the mountain next to your house anyway
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# puff/blow/haha/b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
# CANDLES!
Happy b3ta-day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Ta, muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Why don't they have a nudge button on this site
I want to send a nudge
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# EDF ENERGY
we couldn't give a shit about the environment, but the government is letting us print money, so what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# ^
bunch of thieving cunts, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# sorry
I meant bastard French motherfucking thieving cunts

obviously
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# ^ this, with added BASTARDS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Haha!
Happy b3taday!
Sad candle facts :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# It's the pic that keeps on giving...

Click for piccus engorgio (1.5MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
Massive LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# is bee three tee ay dot com slash board slash having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I have a goatse-pumpkin burned on my retinas.
Thanksfully, your .gif cured me :)
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I aim
to killplease
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# change diaper
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# is he on a merry go round?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# some say love is like a merry go round
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Some people call it surprise sex
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Eww...
I'm not sure I like surprises
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# No no no
Love is blatantly like a butterfly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# my love is like two plums
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Well yes, quite
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# argh its the smoke monster!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# My granddaughter saw
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/32676/1305148488/PalaceGourds.jpg
and requested that I revamp it according to her instructions.


Here it is, Katie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha I love it
There's something very "Michael Bentine" about that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# the "Potty Time" characters, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Yellow Bentines?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# That's great :)
And on an entirely unrelated note (tenuous connection to small children) I was woken up at 6.30 this morning by my 8-year old flatspawn bellowing at a YouTube video 'Use the fucking drill!'
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# o lord :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Oops
What were they watching??
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I don't know
He's been obsessively watching Sonic playthroughs recently so I'm guessing it was one of them.

I don't know why he bothers getting games; by the time he plays them he already knows the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# The 1979 classic
Driller Killer
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# A mate's 4-year-old, bored of waiting for mum to choose an outfit to wear, obviously overheard dad one too many times:
'Make a 'cision and stick to it!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I love it when that happens
It's when they come out with something foul-mouthed and the parents just laugh, it gets a bit uncomfortable.

Once in a shop waiting to pay, a kid of no more than 4 kept calling his mum a cunt and the parents just kept laughing.

I would have decked the little twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I did once see a woman in the supermarket slapping her kid
and saying, "Don't fucking swear at me you little cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Good old-fashioned parenting
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!
I think it's in Letter to Brezhnev where the scouse mother goes:
'And I don't know what that lot next door think of all the effing and blinding coming from in here, so FUCKIN PACK IT IN!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# There're b3tans
old enough to have grandchildren? Articulate grandchildren at that?

Yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Of course!
We just don't advertise it, as a rule. No point in inciting generation wars, etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# There are quite a few B3tards in their 50's
Ham for tea, yes...
*pisses self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# *realises that 50s is quite a plausible age to have articulate grandchildren*
Any advance on 50s? Anyone here pensionable? I'm curious now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I'm 68 and know some others
You see, maturity isn't something that might be obvious on a forum such as this, but immaturity always is.

Edit: This is not to suggest that all young people are immature or that no oldies aren't
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Blimey.
*feels young*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ehhh? What was that?
*gets ear-trumpet*

Now, what did I come in here for?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# see what i mean about immaturity--yours is showing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Nice work, grandad
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# naturally, Son
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I WANT TO START SOME DRAMA
WHO IS AGAINST THIS IDEA? LIST YOUR NAMES BELOW:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
#
will.i.am
Fergie
Taboo
apl.de.ap
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# talk--->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# BOLSON ORNICORT, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
WHO O OO, OO OOO OO, O O OOOH, O O OOOOOH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# DRAMA:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# *Clicks*
if only for the *BLOFF!* *BLOSH!*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I can hear him in my head going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH"
This is nothing to do with seeing this pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# This needs more...
WoO and/or YaY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# DICKYBIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# This lacks...
...DRUMS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Excellent
make this for me please
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this what you mean?
([email protected], Thu 12 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# This amuses me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
#
it really should be animated but i don't have the skillz :(
([email protected], Thu 12 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hooray!
Rescued from the warren fire at the last minute!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# God yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# risking his own life to pull rodents from an inferno
Best Regards, sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# They look remarkably unconcerned about their fate
That's good training there.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
# These hamsters are useless
Get me a tonne of guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Nooo!...It's hot in there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
dirty vermin
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# :D
More Dogs Hamsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 13 May 2011, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I know
And I know he knows I know. We just pretend not to know that the other knows that we know. We have a special arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Waiting for the plug
HE HAS AN EARTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# worst electrician ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Worse than the guy who rewired our flat (at some point before we bought the thing)?
A socket in the lounge kept tripping the fusebox out so I took the front off and found literally a foot and a half of bare wires coiled up behind it and touching the metal front panel.

Lucky nobody got killed in the two years we were using it before that!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# You used a cat though!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# E=MC Bang Tidy
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# shiii..tiiing!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Melody Carr
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 12 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Well helloooo ...
*twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# dayummmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Oh gross!
I hate leopard print.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I'm sure this is someone off Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# i wonder if she's related...
pulse.yahoo.com/_6NPTY7QCHPUBPOECTVE6IICXJY/album/photos
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# christ
what *is* that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Holy Crap!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# red bag to a fucking bull, this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ooh yeah baby
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# KISS ME
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ok i'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the Duracell Bunny - Sorry in advance :)
(dredwerker bored sig, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# bong

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
:)
(dredwerker bored sig, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# you've got them pointing the same way, the batteries will be ruined
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
#
Doh I should have made the batteries opposing to make it more realistic.
(dredwerker bored sig, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Isn't that the bunny
Kim Jong Il ate at a banquet instead of using it to start a breeding program?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 12 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Same species. Flemish Giants.
They also used them in Teletubbies to make everything look smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# But I think that's Goliath
as in the bunny.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 12 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:16, archived)

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