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(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# This is nicely done, but has made me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# How strange....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The Future of Law Enforcement is Elemental, my dear Watson!
my dear Watson!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# That's rather woo
Nice lighting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Imagine that ushering you into a cab at midnight in Romford because you've had to much to drink

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Sorry but that's blatantly not elemental copper.
/chemistry police
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Sorry not a chemist
it's described as Tetraamminediaquacopper, whatever that is, found at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copper
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Well, normally for a first offence, I would let you off with a caution
but given the seriousness of the circumstances, I fear a custodial sentence is inevitable

/chemistry judiciary
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# well, you're just a periodic table of justice, aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# 'Angings too good for em, at least take away her house!
/knee-jerk overreaction blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Damn the injustice for not knowing my periodic table - Usually just get some tampax when the time comes
but now I'm enraged to riot against our mysterious elemental oppressors of which I know not of their model form!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Mind telling me where the Jahn-Teller axis is in that coordination sphere?
*wins appeal*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I'm reading that line in my Inorganic prof's Kiwi accent
Win!
I remember him lecturing on symmetry of tridentate ligands in octahedral complexes. "There are two possible symmetries, mer and fac, but you have to watch how you say that!"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# We had an old chap for organometallic chemistry
who would present all sorts of compounds with little snippets like "this compound smells of freshly-cut grass, which is usually the last thing anyone who smells it comments upon."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# That's usually commented about cyanide
which smells of bitter almonds, but most people can't smell it until it is at a dangerously high level.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I can't smell it.
I work with the stuff a fair bit as well. H2S is a dodgy one - when you can't smell it any more it's either a) dispersed and you're safe or b) at a concentration that means you're already going to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# The smelliest lab at my university was the one working on novel bonding of pnictogens
(Arsoles!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# It is at least appropriately coloured
A lovely deep blue, like the uniforms of our esteemed constabulary.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Let me ask Honey Badger how he feels about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# It saddens me that I could name it before seeing it written down...
/inorganic chemistry blog.

Also got paper 27 accepted the other day, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Don't worry, brother, you're among friends
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Yay!
Put in a Marie Curie application the other day. 25% success rate, which is three times that of the Australian funding I'd also applied for.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)
# This is all rather bewildering
I'm just a lowly undergrad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Aha...
You may like this then: sotak.info/sci.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# All so true
Thanks and best wishes on your app!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Ta!
There's another three for me to write in the coming fortnight. Mainly copy and paste, luckily.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Perhaps it is copper
and the Tetraamminediaqua is just his uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Aah! ELEMENTAL! I must have misread that...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I'm not sure theres enough spang in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# :D
ilikethelight:D
(herman:D, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# It's mother was a ore.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Fooking bastards
They kill cats you know.
(gijoel, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Only if they catch you maturbating
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# see woo below...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# good luck subdueing a plush Domokun
with a riot baton!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# This should get a little more woo.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# My day is sorted again.
Maybe the best gif ever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] bargains galore
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# And would Sir like the extended warranty?
And you'll be needing an oxygen-free HDMI truncheon for an extra £40.
(rogerzilla, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:32, archived)
# PC World... *chuckle* Good one :)
(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# n i c e
. . total class . .
. . .for the total mass . .
(Twisted Technic .. as if, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Is that a Petticoat 5?
www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/petticoat-5-computer-women-women/
(chippiearnold, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# ill buy 3!
Do they come in a lady model?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# 7 hours, into a 9 hour drive and stopped at Mc D's for coffee...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:16, archived)
# That, sir, is bloody dedication to b3ta.
:)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# ^this!
You are a prince among men. Now go climb a tree!!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
#
I banked some Birthday BAGS, so that instead of making suggestions, you can try and guess who it will be. Two people per day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I repeat and enhance my previous compliment
Tomorrow is a gold mine; I hope for Mila Kunis and Emmanuelle Béart!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# You're off by a bit
James Hetfield's birthday was ten days ago.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# an uncanny resemblance
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Good work wb
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# You poor sod
Mcdonalds coffee is shit.

Actually most of mcd's stuff is shit an best avoided, i went into one just outside bradford last year, the first time in about 5 years, an ordered a Big Tasty. It was neither of those words.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Have a cracking time WB
I take it you are going somewhere nice..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Happy holidays Wobbly :D
(herman:D, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Some colours, why not
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:34, archived)
# They're made by blending pics of slides of stained tissue samples

I mean this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:35, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(prefer the first one, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)
# Cheers :)
There are almost endless possible ways to adjust these, in the end I just had to choose a couple I liked and stop there, otherwise I'd be playing with them all night.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:07, archived)
# I was just looking at recycled glass counter-tops for a remodel.
not quite as complex...
:
maybe a more permanent link
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:08, archived)
# Those are lovely
Very cool idea. There are some great colours there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)
# If you like science and colours:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# so, it's motherfucking SKIN?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
#
---wow---my stained tissue samples never looked that good---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Which colours are these?
Do you have a list?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:43, archived)
# Yes I have a list.
Which colours are these? These are the colours on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:00, archived)
# Here:
they have a soundtrack too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:16, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, -those- kind of tissues
spacemanDOUG completely confused me.

Not that I now have any greater understanding of what I'm looking at and how it is that it is, but I'm not worrying about that. It's good coloury input.

In other news it's clearly a stained glass window, and I think I saw Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:17, archived)
# A useful technique for detecting bad tissue?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:47, archived)
# I think the source for this one was a slide of cancerous cells
so perhaps it's more a way of prettying up someone's very bad news.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)
# Could be an awesome set of get well cards
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:27, archived)
# I can imagine it now.
Look at the petty colours? Aren't they lovely?

You have cancer.

*Runs away*
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I can see Jesus throttling a child
or is it charles manson with nookie bear?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# "suffer little children"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# quite interesting. beautifully abstract :)
(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:58, archived)
# I don't remember asking for Hundreds and Thousands on that.
Otherwise:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Lemon Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:03, archived)
# oooh love the first one
would be great in a stained glass window
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:06, archived)
# It's a sailboat!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I'll never go to that church again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Tossing a woman into a burning building.
(twattybanjo, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Tossing infinite women into a burning building! Perhaps that'd be a tad harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:46, archived)
# When reduced to ashes
they will not demand much space inside, so there is room for all.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# It's the new ducking stool
FOREVER.

I'm so pleased with the arm movement.
(twattybanjo, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# It sproings very nicely.
You're right to be pleased with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# good job twatty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:57, archived)
# :)))))))))
(twattybanjo, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# any chance of chucking me in?
i'm getting married in less than 10 hours. :S
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Keep calm and carry on ;)
*EDIT* Oh, and also: GTFO the internet! What are you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# what he said ^
with added congrats and a recommendation of 2 pints of guinness
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# needs more Guiness...a fucking lot more.
Edit: Actually, no, it's me who needs a fucking lot more.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 3:34, archived)
# It's a bugger, isn't it?
It's only 3:50am and I've already run out of booze.
Hope I fall asleep before I start chewing the radiators.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# I'll be honest, I am sat here drinking a bottle of baileys that someone left here ages ago,
/fuckblog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I know what you mean.
I'm sure there's half a bottle of peach schnapps left over from Christmas 1988 somewhere in this building...

Mind you, I think I must be mental. I'm listening to a live recording of The Thompson Twins from 1983 on Radio 6, thinking "hmmm, sounds a bit like The Teardrop Explodes".

And I knew The Thompson Twins were shit in 1983, when I was 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:14, archived)
# You should really be looking for it, instead of wasting time typing on the internets!
Edit: I don't believe you, everyone knows there is no such thing as radio 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:16, archived)
# The frightening thing is, I know exactly where it is.
But I really don't ever want to feel like that ever again.
So it's a kind of drunken cost/benefit analysis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# You should draw graphs!
Everything is better with graphs
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:24, archived)
# This kinda thing, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:35, archived)
# This looks like science to me.
I cannot argue with science, therefore I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Almost
I was hoping for more pie charts and lols to be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:46, archived)
# What do you think this is? Greggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:47, archived)
# Mmm
I'm sure Greggs has its place in the world, but it's a place I never feel the need to inhabit. That said, perhaps I've got them all wrong if the stores are filled with pie charts and lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:00, archived)
# Their pies are worthy of a lol all right.
I am not too sure about their charts though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:03, archived)
# Feelings? You sound like a gin soaked aunt!
Get it in you man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Some people think zombie films are fictional.
These are people who haven't sat up at 4am drinking Bailey's. Or left-over peach schnapps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:38, archived)
# I've decided to stay up now,
but only because I heard the zombies in the alleyway earlier. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10507804
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:09, archived)
# DUCK!
I meant fuck, but I'm ducked.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Duck when fucked
You never know what's going to happen if you let the Communists win.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# This really happened
I saw it on riotv

Poor womans
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 3:35, archived)
# The more I watch this
The more I appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:49, archived)
# bindun mate

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:02, archived)
[challenge entry] They will succumb to the power of the dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# My sophisticated fact-aggregating technology makes the needle point to "They're still cunts".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
99% true
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Here's an odd thing.
I bought some Ibubrofen liquid capsules earlier on today, to help ease my bad leg.
I got a couple out of the packet, and they were lovely, amber-coloured, squishy things. Really appealing lil' fellas.
So, fuck knows why - perhaps the spirit of scientific enquiry, perhaps the spirit of being a prat - I shoved one up each nostril.
Some seconds later, it became clear that I'd shoved 'em too far up my nose for nose-blowing to be of any use.
So I eventually had to get some needle-nosed pliers and extract them. And then consume them in the conventional way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# loon
Maybe they would have dissolved eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# isn't the nasal membrane renowned as being one of the most effective
methods of narcotic ingestion? maybe you could of just squeezed your nose for near instant relief? or death.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Good point.
The thought was "these were fucking expensive, I don't wanna waste 'em".
Hey, if my quality of thinking was good, I wouldn't've had a bad leg in the first place ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:45, archived)
# any excuse to get the toolbox out
besides, fifty hits per cap if ya snort em so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
#
*tries*



*wastes a couple of quid*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
#

I like that song of theirs that goes tappy tap tap tap
Tappity tap tap tappity tap
TAPPY TAPPY FUCKING TAP
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Once u pop ..
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I know that face
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# What happens when you light a cows fart.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# sort of......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Clicking this, just because it is refreshingly absurd
Thanks Fiend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# why thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Look at her moove!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Bovine. Skateboard.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Parp
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0
(waxdart hello., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Oh my this is fantastic
Clicks like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# verreh good, sir.
Whats he doing in gibraltar though?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# keepin' da peace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# I'll be back :D
(herman:D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# yes!!.........100% woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
#
. . tis a shame the bullet looked so close
. but only brushed hiz hair . .
(Twisted Technic .. as if, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha this is incredible,

even the little touches like the suspension wobble, bravo sir ! Duly clicked
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# fantastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 6:35, archived)
# oh yes !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# I thought this was the work
of Mutated Monty at first.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] the only police we will need after our lord jesus returns to us
(junkyVet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# beautiful
its like a cockweasle picture, but in real life
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# wonderland
love that Hitler....and loads of others
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# resize this pronto, so it will fit on the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# TARMAC IS SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
#
. . freakin outrageous
(Twisted Technic .. as if, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# ilike
tofuck:D
(herman:D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
#
. . rasta man-boobz
(Twisted Technic .. as if, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Whoop whoop dat's da sound of THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# something fishy

looking for ann summers i guess
(eneville, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Don't blame him everyone loves wearing them....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Picks up B3ta drivers manual........... ah page 21
Would............ bottom down bits only.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Sadly, this is how I vision the police of the future...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Sounds worth it just for the ring dings......
What are ring dings btw?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Like ding dongs,
but mobile...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Signs up....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I did this over three years ago but never actually posted it here.... so I'll post it now to get things moving....
Repost something you did years ago and never posted here.... In this thread I meant..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# April16th 2008


I love a good repost..
/relurk
(SquidHead, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha..aces.. belive it or not but it is true... mine was 13th of April 2008
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# strange-
must've been a quiet month
(SquidHead, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Here's an old image I made a while back....
7d_1194.jpgcfb
(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Chocolate cake in hell?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Very nice indeed... looks forward to seeing more as you do them...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I did this about 7 years ago.....................................never posted on b3ta

CFB: 4.bp.blogspot.com/_EBVe41gUU2A/TQFI-MhQ1AI/AAAAAAAAAVk/pvMJ70h6i3Q/s1600/pandorasbox.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# thats ruddy lully, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# full of win and awesome... woo
(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Oh, I thought we were supposed to be posting rubbish.
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I post enough rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
#

(Hi Valin...!... o/......)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Thanks....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Ah, yes.
I can see how that might look. Sorry, I misunderstood :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Haha... no taking it back now... you think my picture is shit..!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# So much so that you laughed before you said so ..!.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Haha... feels paradox comming on..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Let's just say it's not your best?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Your words are like an arrow through my heart.!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Ha ha...I like your deserted beach.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# So much so that you laughed before you said so ..!.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# ^This
and a woo:D
(herman:D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# You were as god back then then...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# 'as god'
high praise indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I'll leave it and not edit...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# \o/ *runs away with it*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# 18th April 2009
I think it was made as a sarcastic riposte to something I thought was rubbish on the board. You can probably see why I didn't post it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Ace.... but what is it with mid April...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# too cold to operate a mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Mine and catdog were mid April too...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Yeah - I just realised my answer made no sense at all.
I missed out a large chunk of what I was thinking.
Can't be bothered to fill in the gaps now - I shall remain enigmatic.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I'm often myself too.....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Pea c.2005
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# This is making me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Disaster....!! he's frogot to put his trousers on...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Haha!
that's before I was even born
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Brilliant Pea
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Since I ain't been here years, month's will have to do
OK, so I didn't actually do the image for this one, I just provided the text.



It was that or a hog roast at a synagogue!

And then there's this one for the literal song titles compo which I never got around to posting, probably because I thought no one would know the song (it's an old folky one called 'Fakenham Fair'; the file name explains it)



Had another one floating around which is a fake album cover for Pete Tong's 'Melodeon Wonderland', but I can't seem to find that at the moment.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The Long Feeler Of The Law
Does this bug you? Sorry about the seams, I'm using an online photo editor instead of my system at home.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Coproach
They'll be the only ones to survive a nuclear war
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Along with the poloticians..... ow, samething really...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Not true! Here are some other survivors:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Blimey
Imagine sharing a bunker with that lot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Insects will one day rule the world.

So they'll need police.
(ijwall impregnated you with his web-seed on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Not technically an insect...
But I like his style.

If only there were some way to clone some of these up and make them the size of a car.

The world would be a safer place.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Not an insect
because it's a spider policing insects.

Also spiders are cool. They have a narrow field of vision, so to scan a wider view, rather than their eyes swivelling like ours do, the retina swings to and fro inside the eye. How fabulous is that?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Arachnids are surely the law of the insectoid world.
Thus I can get away with it!
Also, that is pretty damn interesting. I've never kept spiders, bar household ones, but I have kept a couple of scorpions. They were fun.
(ijwall impregnated you with his web-seed on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I before E


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# so THIS is why they went looting everything!
the poor little darlings were struggling to learn to spell! poor darlings. we should pat them all on the hands and give them free xboxes. (pity they all went and lifted them during the looting, but it's the thought that counts, right?)

also: woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# ...mmmmmmm...geisha...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# HAHAHA.... perfect....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# You can't spell neighbour either
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I'm from the US
(dredgeups, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Americanism is not an excuse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# It's my only excuse
Or as you might say, "eggy bread"
(dredgeups, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# weird.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# booby trapped website in the b3ta newsletter
> Supermassive Raver vs the Riots <
A change of pace from Supermassive Raver, as he
tours the riot-ravaged streets with beatboxer
Killa Kela. Rather lovely.
bit.ly/n5yla8

when i clicked this link from the newsletter I was infected with some scareware trying to force me to buy their program to "fix" my pc everything was disabled from starting all exe files managed to get round it but this is just a heads up don't click this link
(JackLaidlaw, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Use protection
NOD32 blocked it for me

Edit: apologies for being unhelpful.

Perhaps I should've flagged it up to rob, however I make my living fixing PC problems like this - not really in my economic interest to warn anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Blanked
Lacked hummus
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Yep. Thanks for that.
I wasn't aiming for hummus. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# No
I had a sarcastic reply for you that was supposed to be humorous but it was very lame so I blanked it. Sorry for the confusion.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# OK
I'll delete my original post and neither of us will look foolish in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# out of interest
are you running windows xp, are you running internet explorer 6, and what on earth does "everything was disabled from starting all exe files" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# It's computer talk, boris.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# well i'll be
those computers get smarter by the year!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
#
running xp and firefox 5 (latest update) on xp coz i on my netbook at the moment
(JackLaidlaw, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# if you're still on xp but running firefox i'd recommend running noscript
it runs a whitelist - only scripts from sites you explicitly allow will be allowed to run. blocks a ton of this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Yeah I got something like that
except it was a free tv site

I think they've been hit by the jsredirect virus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# try this link
5z8.info/protocols-of-the-elders-of-zion.doc_t1j0fv_toosexyfortv.mov
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Websense blocked this for me at work
Security threat and infected with bollocks. Maybe a false positive but if not mmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# "HES PINK HES GREEN HES PROBABLY"
*close-page-type-click* (1)... cba bothering with that shite.

1) Not to be confused with the more common *Woo-type-click* that normally occurs on b3ta.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)

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