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[challenge entry] Evening board!
How are we all today? I'm just going to leave this here...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Very good :-)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# I love this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Yeah I would do her too....

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# she can hit my cock with that frying pan til it goes all swollen and bruised
er... i mean - would!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# That grip is a little too tight.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Alright, where's your girly purse?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Old but classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# And wrong.
It was Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, not Marx.

although I realise the joke may not read so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 5:25, archived)
# Marx pointed out that the notion of theft pre-supposes the existence of property,
thus in fact refuting the statement.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ghaaa!
That's it, I'm peaing...
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Lovely matey!!
*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 7:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# nice FP sir :-)
winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
#
Top Marx.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Tea Time for Hitler and Germany


Cold dregs for Poland and France

edit be gentle this took ages
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# this calls for a sexy party
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# coo ta
like the tea insert btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Don't be dumb, be a smartie, come and join the tea party.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)
# haha
Darjeeling so nice of you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
except I now have the song in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Choose Tea


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Teapotting sounds a bit rude doesn't it?

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Ooh, you are awful, but I like you


www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkLRZzukcJc
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# you utter loon :P
(Roxon, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] yes !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Teateateateatea
Tea.
Maybe going out on a limb here but....I don't actually like tea!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# try harder
tea is fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# tea is for when you run out of coffee
It`s better than instant though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
# precisely!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
A proper "Yakety Sax" moment. I've got The Fall on at the moment, and it ain't quite the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Ta, prodge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)
# happy b3ta day !!

the space cake is on its way.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Wowee! I love it! Ta, meebs.
(btw, do you want me to draft you a letter to those arsehole publishers who were trying to get your superb work for next to nothing?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)
# i would love to see that
i don't want to upset them too much though it still might go ahead
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Well, I'll GAZ you something in a few minutes.
The aim being to thank 'em for their interest, but to state in no uncertain terms that you're not prepared to be royally fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Merry candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)
# OH yeah! Candle!
Happy day of joining b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Yay.... happy candles day......
The chain? as in Radcliffe and Maconie?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Yep.
"Joy Division Oven Gloves" by Half Man Half Biscuit;
"Jelly Pop Perky Jean" by Julian Cope;
"Levitation" by the 13th Floor Elevators;
"Paradise" by the Ronettes.

*all wonderful trax, is quite pleased with self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# good stuff
spesh Jelly Pop, haven't heard that for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)
#
Bagsy me sloppy seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
#
Haha *clicked*. This is superb Ab!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] one from the vaults
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
Woo I remember this!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:15, archived)
# aaaages old
done before i even started to tag them
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)
# And now I just feel old
edit - FUCK, I have been here for over 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely!
Also hope you don't mind if I pee here?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Yay... chase me chase me...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# YAY! YAY! YAY!........................\o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Lovethisone
(herman:D, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Get the toaster on
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Ha. Can you get it at Starbucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# You should Apollo-gise for that pun.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# oh no, there`s only 6 left
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Yay !
My first FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Excellent
Genuine LOL at that. Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Nice work
My ex always used to pronounce it that way, no matter how hard I tried to correct her.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 2:36, archived)
# i hope your real name isnt delbert grady!
/shining reference
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Ha!
No, I even had to look that up to understand it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry]


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Tea 'n a man
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# excellent!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# China teapot.
Do i lose clicks for bad puns?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Top shop!
Although whenever I see any image on b3ta with reflections ever again I'm going to have to wince a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Reflecting on it
Actually quite hard to do a good 'shop reflection, especially of something you can't see the front of...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# HAHA i thought exactly that!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Excellent reflections :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Herbert Wing, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# christmas can fuck off!


dives for cover
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)
# you're a mean one, mr. grinch
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# *speculates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# It could be...perhaps, that his shoes were too tight....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# If that's your idea of a Christmas... I don't blame you ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh look, Mr T


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Poured from the Mister T teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# no milk!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Mr. T wanted to go horseriding today.
He particularly likes colourful, patterned horses like piebalds. But when he got there, the stable owner said "Sorry, sir, but we only have this brown horse left, and it's too young to be ridden."
Mr. T looked at him and said, "I ain't gettin' on no plain foal!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
# hatstand! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)
# steam power!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Yay.. chuffing brilliant....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Looks like Lenin
is it Russian Caravan?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# This as fantastic!
Woo Woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# from cock to beaver...

and so the balance was restored
* knows it's notter beaver..

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)
# "notter" hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# nice glass on an otters belly photoshop :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Dam my slowness there...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I like this.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# He should just drink it beaver it cools down...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# it's my birthday today, and more amazingly my 50,000th post, I've had a drink or 3 so I thought I'd better put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# AAARGH FUCKING HELL CAN'T UNSEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Hooray!
Happy Birthday!
Congrats on the 50000!
And blimey what a whopper!

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# he's photoshopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# "objects may appear larger in mirror"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# not for the first time
i'm glad i keep a magnifying glass next to my computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# hey! it's not that small
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# i've been spoilt
and happy birthday, your royal nudeness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I'll go back to drinking now
if I'm not about, have a lovely evening all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# have fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# That 's obviously a photoshopped penis

+waits to see what 100,000 posts will produce!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Did the kettle whistle.....
Happy birthday and big round numbers you huge cocked showoff....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# It's all in the curvature of the kettle
Makes little things look big ...... (joking H.T.)
p.s. Is your user name spelt wrongly on purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Is my user name spelt wrongly on purpose......?
I'll tell you when I get back from the shops, I'm just popping out to buy a new kettle.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Ok
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)
# You back yet?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Not yet '-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# congrats : D
and happy Birthday suit
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Oh sweet zombie Jesus
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# GAH!
I thought the aim of reflectoporn was to make it as subtle as possible!
Congrats, you naked nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# more than 3 pubes per bollock
FAKE!!!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# FUCK!
* renounces heterosexuality *
'grats, dude
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)
# ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!!!!
I couldn't do this with my 50,000th because not everyone has a widescreen monitor yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)
# i couldn't do it
because not everybody has a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I thought you'd had quite a few Smash :P
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# yes, but i don't keep them, like wrinkly souvenirs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# and we won't mention touchscreen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
i do hope that is you usual skilled photoshoppery, and not your actual cock im seeing....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)
# nice cock, Mr Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ^ COCK!
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Congratulations!
Good use of right arm as decoy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# happy birthday
you are older then me and there for i shall drink to your health.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# how old is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# 38 today
with the mind of a 14 year old
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
# yes!
one year and 7 weeks older than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Congrats, mister :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# ARGH
Let's see... that looks like about 8 inches. 50,000 posts divided by 8 inches is 6,250 posts per inch.

Science!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Double-cake-time for you!
*sends virtual cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Happy birthday cock,
(and the rest of you)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Congrats Sir.
Happytoast's cock. Life is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Don't want to see the shot of you adding the cream, thanks
Happy Birthday!
Well Done on a whopping post count

(cock needs moar magenta tho)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Jesus! O_O
Is there a click for smaller?
Happy birthday fella
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Haha brilliant - explain that photosession to nosy neighbours =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Happy everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# jesus wept!
feeling a bit cocky are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# PENIS!
Penis penis penis penis penis.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Suddenly: Penis
Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Oh Jeeeze! X___X
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] repost ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:59, archived)
# reposting cunt!


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# aaah not said that in a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# it sounds like a beautiful breeze across a highland glen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Or a trumpetting fart across a crowded commuter bus
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha! A welcome return :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# *steps aside for Proj*
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# that tea is scalding his scaly knackers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Yay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Skuggy Tea!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Just what you never wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# cheaper than I was expecting too
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# aah but it only has a good brew life of 3 hrs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
#
Tea refills only ยฃ29.99 each.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
# sorry the refillable version is an extra £49.99
3
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Please note the words "from £99" top model with WiFi and G3 £699
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Yay.. nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# I wish to join the iTea Crowd
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] James 'Tea' Kirk
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I love the smell of lapsang souchong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Ugh.
Tastes foul.

Most divisive tea on the planet apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# The taste is a very acquired taste
not overly keen on it, although its good for a hangover

But the smell, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)
# nasty shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Mmm, smoky
I'm going to buy some RIGHT NOW.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# it's like drinking a bonfire on a gorgeous clear autumnal night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Brew me up, Scotty...
and set phasers to 'dunk'. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# it's tea, jim
but not as we know it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
# haha, nice name change
also 9
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:48, archived)
# 0_0
are we going to see your crust?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# maybe
6
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# oooh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# haha, cover your eyes young man
5
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)
# *awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)
# almost there
4
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
# don't be surprised if i'm saying that soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)
# well here we go then
1
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Tea Urn?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Suppose I should dust this off...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I think you forgot to enter it in the challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I think I forgot to enter it in the challenge.
done now....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# :)
*searches in vain for reflecto-porn*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# mickey mouse hands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# not the first time I`ve had eye-strain
looking for a penis
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)
# hahah, I've got something for you in a minute then
8
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] slips one in..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)
# haha, the cheeky beggar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
# he likes living on the edge...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Don't put big floppy ears on it
People hate finding cubic hares in their tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Lully....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# This is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Haha!
(Just found this on my USB stick, and have no idea whatsoever what it was related to)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# you found it
I think it should win the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I've only just noticed there's a new compo.
I'd been wondering why the "sexy everyday objects" had taken on a tea-tinged theme. Thought it was just a bit of lemmingness.
Proper idiot, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)
# haha
get out of that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Order now supplies are limited


(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# pfft!
that is a superb design for a tea-cup.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# maybe
but i feel that it may look like your sticking your face in a cricket box
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
# urinal with undertones of cricket box
- it's a surefire winner.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# isnt that whats written on the back of lambrini bottles
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# i've never spotted it
but i'm usually twatted by the time i'm considering drinking that muck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)
# haha...
with just a trace of dodgy car-park lift.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Weepot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# quality
*prints out form*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# *points PGtips at the porcelain*
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This makes me feel a little sick, but also makes me want tea!


Edit: Blimey, FP! Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# :D
their expressions are fantastic
but none for chewie?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10433566
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# This is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Now to wipe the pie crumbs off my monitor..
Funny fker!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)
# I was Lucas would leave stuff alone
Nice one!
(tedster, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# hahaa
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Giggling like mad
It's all in the faces. Love it WYH
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Um...
...you mean genitalia, right?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
# i'd buy one
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done...
Sorry!

Photobucket
(Hi-Fi nonsense, herons don't deter coconuts, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# COFFEE IS FOR MUGS!
Tea is for dainty cups, to be drunk with your little pinky held erect.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# nonsense
My tea mug can take almost a pint of the lovely stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# And how much tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# preferably porcelain
or, even better, finest bone china
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# eeeuw, watch where he sticks that thing
it looks all infected
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# he smokes waaaay too much
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] And biccies, too? Lovely...

Evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Oh dear. I think BA has noticed they've drugged his tea so they can get him on a plane...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# haha - and they forgot the sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# semi-mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# BA doesnt like his tea much....
Why does he have TR3 on his belt?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I never even noticed that...
maybe he can't spell 'tea'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
#
www.chacha.com/question/does-mr-t-have-tr3-on-his-belt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# well that`s cleared that up then
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I love it when a brew comes together
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I pity the Typhoo...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

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