![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Fluffy The Penguin"){kind=small}
Alan Freeman was part of a duobut his partner died before BBC disc jockey fame blessed him. The penguin was nicknamed Arf, the sound he would constantly make when in the studio, but his real name was Fluffy. Freeman would always have to correct people, 'Not Arf!".
Fluffy's contribution to radio is immeasurable and the successful DJ/ penguin partnership he pioneered still exists today. It's a little known fact that many famous 'voices' on BBC radio are actually fluffy penguins, most notably Comedy Dave from the Chris Moyles Show and Sally Traffic on Steve Wright in the Afternoon. From Wikipedia.
(Fluffy's contribution to radio is immeasurable and the successful DJ/ penguin partnership he pioneered still exists today. It's a little known fact that many famous 'voices' on BBC radio are actually fluffy penguins, most notably Comedy Dave from the Chris Moyles Show and Sally Traffic on Steve Wright in the Afternoon. From Wikipedia.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:31,
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'Comedy Dave from the Chris Moyles Show'Trades Descriptions Act, surely?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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In other news:Thit Heo Keo
For two portions you will need:
Cupboard (or things you may already have):
garlic cloves, 2
vegetable oil (something like sunflower), a little for frying
Shopping list
diced pork shoulder, or pork shoulder steaks 500g
shallots, 2
whole star anise, 3
Chinese five-spice powder, ½ tablespoon
light soy sauce, 60ml
palm sugar, 50g (substitute soft dark brown sugar if you can’t get palm)
fish sauce, 2 tablespoons
fresh coriander leaves, a handful for garnish
spring onions, 2
basmati rice, to serve
Method:
How to
1. Preheat the oven to 140ºC/120ºC fan-assisted/gas 1.
2. If not already diced, cut the pork up into small cubes (2cm ones if possible); I find using kitchen scissors is the quickest way to do this.
3. Prep everything else: peel and chop the garlic and shallots, trim and chop the spring onions, rinse the coriander leaves and, if using, chop the palm sugar up into small pieces.
4. Heat a little vegetable oil in an ovenproof, lidded casserole dish and brown the pork a little at a time (if you throw it all in at once and crowd the pan it will steam rather than brown). Once all the pork is browned, take it out of the casserole and put to one side.
5. Put 180ml cold water into the casserole and stir to deglaze the surface of all the nice caramelised brown bits.
6. Return the pork to the casserole with the shallots, garlic, star anise, five-spice powder, light soy sauce, palm sugar and fish sauce. Stir to mix (if the liquid doesn’t come halfway up the meat add a little more water; I didn’t do this because I didn’t read the instruction…it was still very yummy and juicy).
7. Put the lid on the casserole and cook in the oven until the meat is tender (about 40 minutes in my case).
8. If you are having rice, cook it about 15 minutes before the end of the casserole’s cooking time.
9. Once the casserole is done, serve in bowls with plenty of juice and chopped spring onions and coriander sprinkled over the top.
(For two portions you will need:
Cupboard (or things you may already have):
garlic cloves, 2
vegetable oil (something like sunflower), a little for frying
Shopping list
diced pork shoulder, or pork shoulder steaks 500g
shallots, 2
whole star anise, 3
Chinese five-spice powder, ½ tablespoon
light soy sauce, 60ml
palm sugar, 50g (substitute soft dark brown sugar if you can’t get palm)
fish sauce, 2 tablespoons
fresh coriander leaves, a handful for garnish
spring onions, 2
basmati rice, to serve
Method:
How to
1. Preheat the oven to 140ºC/120ºC fan-assisted/gas 1.
2. If not already diced, cut the pork up into small cubes (2cm ones if possible); I find using kitchen scissors is the quickest way to do this.
3. Prep everything else: peel and chop the garlic and shallots, trim and chop the spring onions, rinse the coriander leaves and, if using, chop the palm sugar up into small pieces.
4. Heat a little vegetable oil in an ovenproof, lidded casserole dish and brown the pork a little at a time (if you throw it all in at once and crowd the pan it will steam rather than brown). Once all the pork is browned, take it out of the casserole and put to one side.
5. Put 180ml cold water into the casserole and stir to deglaze the surface of all the nice caramelised brown bits.
6. Return the pork to the casserole with the shallots, garlic, star anise, five-spice powder, light soy sauce, palm sugar and fish sauce. Stir to mix (if the liquid doesn’t come halfway up the meat add a little more water; I didn’t do this because I didn’t read the instruction…it was still very yummy and juicy).
7. Put the lid on the casserole and cook in the oven until the meat is tender (about 40 minutes in my case).
8. If you are having rice, cook it about 15 minutes before the end of the casserole’s cooking time.
9. Once the casserole is done, serve in bowls with plenty of juice and chopped spring onions and coriander sprinkled over the top.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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this should really be in a new thread.on a different website.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:46,
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Well, it isn't.And it's all way too late for that anyhow. Nyer Nyerny Nyer Nyer.
/should really have grown up by now blog
(/should really have grown up by now blog
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:47,
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Well, yeah...Everything does. Milk Duds, too.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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yes, but the truth wasn't deemed appropriate.He used to be "Gormless Cunt" on the "Your Licence Fee Is Our Piss Show" but they renamed him "Comedy Dave" and the show "The Chris Moyles Show" as the BBC fatcats didn't think the public were ready for such daytime broadcasts. It's PC gone MAD.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:43,
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*checks thoroughly*Yep, that all seems in order.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:46,
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Ormskirk-oWhen Mark & Lard used to make reference to the silent production type Ormskirk-o, that was "Comedy" Dave Vittie.
Proof that Mark & Lard were right, and everyone else on the radio (apart from Bruce Dickinson when he was on R6) is wrong.
(,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:19,
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Proof that Mark & Lard were right, and everyone else on the radio (apart from Bruce Dickinson when he was on R6) is wrong.
hahahahaAce.
Especially that bit.
(Especially that bit.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:26,
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exactly Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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Things not going your way?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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*hits the emergency button*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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Bloody hell!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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:Dand henceforth it became known as whaling ©CrazyJude 2011
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:29,
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Hahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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Why thank you kind sir!
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:34,
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hahaha :Dbased on real events eh?
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:31,
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Ultra-Violence for the WIN:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:38,
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VIOLENTLY MINDLESS J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:48,
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I'm not sure what that person's motivation isbut I shall be most careful if I ever meet you and you're carrying paint.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:56,
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HahahahaI just imagine that's one of my customers:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:59,
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Beating you up?That's a bit twisted, Ghostie.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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Hahahaha!Ace!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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fucking hell, you are a genius
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:20,
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Ahahahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:30,
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Say hello to my little feeesh...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:57,
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Calls for a shite pea
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:22,
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Trust you to make something goodout of two images I'm thoroughly bored of!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:59,
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You're bored of Mr Creosote? (for it is he)
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:02,
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Hahaha... Well spotted!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:03,
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this is the ultimate scarface mashcould do with some food in the foreground, but it's superb
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:04,
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somebody did onewith John Cleese offering a wafer thin line of coke.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:28,
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Ha, I was just thinking Fluffy makes Pacino look very Mr Creosotey! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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100 too many?Sorry but they're just not funny
- never have been
(,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:55,
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- never have been
*hearty applause*:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:50,
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If you can't say anything nice... Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:00,
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you got in firstand also set the benchmark!
*wanks into an ashtray*
(*wanks into an ashtray*
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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... Become a judge on the X Factor
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:05,
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... become a politician? crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:21,
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Well if you can come back for a bit, so can I. I'm only on during post operation recovery time (not that kind of op - gob op). Don't have much computer time at work no more. Busy and shizzle.
How are you good sir? And TLH? Done any good paint art recently?
(How are you good sir? And TLH? Done any good paint art recently?
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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well, also well and no also well and noBah!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:56,
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go to /talk /in all fairness, /talk isn't so bad
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:13,
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...go arse to mouth with John McCririck riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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... Tweet Dom Joly? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:23,
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hahaha, yes!he does seem to be on the end of a whole lotta vitriol
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:28,
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I think he did the right thing mindthe kind of trolling he received is very personal and must have been upsetting
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:30,
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I know!But when did I ever say they were funny?
EDIT: Awwww you wasted your 19th ever message in almost 4 years on me. I love you. x x x
(EDIT: Awwww you wasted your 19th ever message in almost 4 years on me. I love you. x x x
dogbomb,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:02,
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hahahaha!I was just looking through the fantastic archive of his 19 posts . . . this latest 'they're just not funny' is a real classic
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:06,
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"Its funny though cos if you say lemon wrong in Romanian you're actually saying blowjob"Now that's funny!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:12,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaI do wish he would tell us the one about the meaning of orange in Botswana!
( Q4nobody,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:18,
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There is no word "orange" in Tswana.Also the colour orange and the fruit are forbidden in that part of the world.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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and never order pene pasta in Italyit's penNe or you get WANG! pasta
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:20,
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"gay" and "humid" are very similar words in germanlol foreigners and their many different languages
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:35,
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Sorry but only cunts start sentences with "Sorry but", you cunt
( sock more tea vicar?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:11,
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I'm not racist but...I don't mean to be rude but...
I'm sorry but...
etc.
(I'm sorry but...
etc.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:13,
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^ thisthis site doesn't exist just for your entertainment.
You are of course, perfectly entitled to think something isn't funny, but you counter it by contributing something (you think is) funny to the site yourself.
NOW GO MAKE US A PICTURE!
edit: I'm talking to Grim Repairer, not you Q4. You are lully and have teh skillzors. I also expect you look pretty dashing in a hat.
(You are of course, perfectly entitled to think something isn't funny, but you counter it by contributing something (you think is) funny to the site yourself.
NOW GO MAKE US A PICTURE!
edit: I'm talking to Grim Repairer, not you Q4. You are lully and have teh skillzors. I also expect you look pretty dashing in a hat.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:25,
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I will! Later, I promise! ulp! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:39,
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Hooray!Blimey 100? Good work.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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Will they ever find their way out of that square box?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:01,
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HahahaLovely.
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:09,
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hahahaha Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:30,
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I believe you have the same keyboard as Mr Archer
Yes, my mistake, should've shown my appreciation for your stuff like this...
-There's your pic ;-)
that's much friendlierwell done . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:04,
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Thank you very much for your, erm,'contribution'. Much valued.
Yes.
(Yes.
blyerkit e k trilby,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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Well I like them....Congrats DB!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:09,
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^^ What Dora the explorer said ^^
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:17,
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The little flame finally found some friendsbut then... the horror, the horror...
Sorry, I got on a bit of a riff with this flame business. Think that's got it all out of my system now.
Morning all.
(Sorry, I got on a bit of a riff with this flame business. Think that's got it all out of my system now.
Morning all.
Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:35,
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one man and his bandwagon taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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Better out than in...
(
Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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One man bandwagon you say?Here, have one of my failed Cosby bandwagon pictures
warning bandwagon may not have taken off even after DAYS of battering by myself.
(warning bandwagon may not have taken off even after DAYS of battering by myself.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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i did like that bandwagon - a lotshame it never caught on
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:44,
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Maybe I should have shouted about it more.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:46,
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One man doth not a bandwagon makeor somesuch... I like the Bill Cosby idea though, and still have wistful thoughts that "fish engine " would make for a good challenge idea.
( Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:48,
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It does if I ram it down peoples throats enough...Someone is bound to give in, if only to call me a cunt from their...
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:54,
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one of the only things I object to seeing on /boardis pictures of shit.
And horselinks.
And yiffery.
(And horselinks.
And yiffery.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:50,
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So kiddie porn is A-OK with you then...As long as it's in context of a jape?
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:54,
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Jokes are better than techniqueBut no, apart from shit I was going to list 'light-hearted' objections... but got bored after 2...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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That's how Hitler got started...Listing his light-hearted objections...
next thing he's screaming and killing Jews! just be warned young sir.
(next thing he's screaming and killing Jews! just be warned young sir.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:02,
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I don't recall the chapter on Yiffery in Mein Kampfthough I was probably not paying attention, or reading the section on Horselinks too assiduously.
( Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:06,
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Hitler's chapter on horselinks is gripping stuff Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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"Horselinks Durch Technik"was a popular Nazi chant, especially in Bavaria.
( Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:46,
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that's what i thought with my indiana jones pici have 5 new ideas for it. people should be worried that i summon up the motivation to do them
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:37,
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Bring em onI'm all fluffed out by this week's challenge.
*looks up the idiom "fluffed out" in The Encyclopedia of Euphemisms... sniggers*
(*looks up the idiom "fluffed out" in The Encyclopedia of Euphemisms... sniggers*
Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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Arf!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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That crotch is mesmerizing, have a click. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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someone likes his milky wilksnice cameltoe
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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hahahahahahahahahathat is the best thing ever (that i have seen this morning so far)
he looks like he's been rimming a chimp.
it's seems amazing how someone as pale and ginger as rob could suffer from vitiligo.
and in such specific places as well.
(he looks like he's been rimming a chimp.
it's seems amazing how someone as pale and ginger as rob could suffer from vitiligo.
and in such specific places as well.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:31,
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Best thing I've seen so far today issome woman walk into a phone box, take down all the hookers' calling cards, tear them up and throw them on the floor. Is was closely followed the a police officer giving her an on the spot fine for littering. :D
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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hahahahahahathat serves her right, she should have torn them up and put them in the bin, fining her is the only way she'll learn.
it'll probably be in the metro tomorrow, something about police catching proper criminals and what not.
(it'll probably be in the metro tomorrow, something about police catching proper criminals and what not.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:47,
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What really pisses me off about the whole thing is the arrogance.I've seen people do it here frequently and it's the fact that they take the moral high ground by removing and destroying the cards and they're so wrapped up in their own self-importance that they don't even think anything at all about chucking the remnants on the ground.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:51,
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hahahahafunniest thing I saw recently was a guy running in my direction down a tarmac path that has a slight slope
being pulled along by two running dogs, a leash in each hand
he tripped
and for a split second I got to see the best superman impression ever, then he hit the ground, bellyflop style
(being pulled along by two running dogs, a leash in each hand
he tripped
and for a split second I got to see the best superman impression ever, then he hit the ground, bellyflop style
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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needs more face mask and vacuum pump.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:49,
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Hahahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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hahaha! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:50,
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BY THE POWER OF GRAYSCALE (icons)
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:09,
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Luke....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:17,
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I'm glad you put an 'i' in there:Pwoo.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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Poor Fluffy has been struggling for a job for the last 10 years... tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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Nicely done. His wee eyes, pale colour and rounded head look just like the old harmonica playing fellaHave some lightsaber BT tower japes from last night.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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Post Office Tower?:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:05,
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You can imagine him cutting someone's arm offat the slightest provocation.
(,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:21,
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:D have an early gif attempt
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:34,
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is that jesus on the front? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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Brilliant.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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Waiting for the "Bindun"s to pile in now :D
Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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NicelyRather than taking up a new thread, can I just slip this in here?
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:13,
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is a fussock a type of cow then? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:16,
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It seems to have fallen into disuseBut was a reasonably common variation on Fucksocks back in the day.
Honestly, kids these days...
(Honestly, kids these days...
evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:25,
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My order from fluffdirect.org finally came through
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:42,
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grrr.... that's a terrible yolk!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:52,
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I though it was rather eggcellent mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:22,
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i'm assuming you mean eggshellent*sean connery accent*
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:31,
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Just saw it on a Dutch news siteI guess I can go to space academy next year
morning!
(morning!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:10,
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Uncle Owen will need you for the harvest until next seasonat which point he will be able to afford lots of Polish people
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:21,
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I wouldn't imagine a moisture farm having much need for polishing mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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You'll need some seasoning for those
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:00,
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Hooray!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:18,
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Snow leopard soon discovered that the humans gave him more fish on the days he wore the 'Fluffy' suit!
Q4nobody,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:13,
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Hahahe looks simultaneously smug and snug
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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and yet still threatens violence real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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if you were that snug you would be smug Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:36,
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I bet he has a croissant in there somewhere mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:43,
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Gimme da feeeesh!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:26,
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Reply(Rabbit Maria, JollyJack(modification by me) )
Please do not think too deeply.
I just thought Maria's downhearted face is cute. :3
However, In before post, there are some meaningless comments. -_-
I wanted talk for b3ta birthday.
What? pineapple? Potato peeler? I DUNNO!! ＞：O
I can not understand!!!!
I can understand English translation.
But I dunno about other country culture.
YOU KNOW? ＞：(
Don't make me mad.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:31,
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Scoring very low on the makesensometer here.But if you want my advice, I'd say pineapple.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:33,
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You fool! That's a rookie mistake.MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:35,
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The choice was obviously between pineapple and potato peelerI think
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:40,
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but butbut all the lines were open...
:~(~~~~~
(:~(~~~~~
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:43,
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i think the general consensus was the pineapple was less painfulbut the potato peeler was less labour intensive
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:01,
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Depends where you insert it. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:06,
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hmmm... i think that applies to insertions too
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:11,
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that reminds me of times long past real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:58,
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It is made up of something of the story serif? Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:47,
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Dunno. -_- I can not understand that meaning.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:35,
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Let me explain, through the means of interpretative dance
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:42,
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Actually it's quite apt posting the Mad Ferret one this week as it's almost as old as b3ta isI think I did that in 2002.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:22,
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I remember when all this were memes! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:51,
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b3ta is a very close-knit community, with lots of strange things postedDont take it too seriously. It took a whole year of lurking before i joined as i wanted to know all the terms, memes etc...
It can be a very strange place, wether you know perfect english or not :-)
(It can be a very strange place, wether you know perfect english or not :-)
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:38,
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I read somewhere there's a university in the US were you can do a degree in B3ta:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:42,
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I only have a green belt in b3taI think HappyToast has a black belt in b3ta
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:57,
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I barely have a red stripeon my white belt and I have been here nearly five years.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:55,
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i jumped straight init was an excercise of sink or swim for me.
though, someone did ask if it was school holidays when i posted my first pic :/
(though, someone did ask if it was school holidays when i posted my first pic :/
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:04,
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Wasn't much to jump into when I joined. It was only a couple of months old and there was just a frontpage and a messageboard.We had to tattyshop things with woodcuttings:O
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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what am I looking at?
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:52,
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"Now. You're looking at now, sir - everything that happens now, is happening *now*"What happened to then?
We passed then...
WHEN?
Just now. We're at now now.
GO BACK TO THEN!
When?
Now!
Now?
NOW!
I can't...
Why?
We missed it...
When?!?
Just now!
......When will then be now?
Soon!
(We passed then...
WHEN?
Just now. We're at now now.
GO BACK TO THEN!
When?
Now!
Now?
NOW!
I can't...
Why?
We missed it...
When?!?
Just now!
......When will then be now?
Soon!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:10,
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i want to watch that nowPrepare to enter... LUDICROUS SPEED!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:37,
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response hasn't been so strange in ages mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:56,
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"You wouldn't like me when I'm mad"?
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:02,
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it's too brown . . . also whichever regular this is mis-spelled their own name on the pic
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:13,
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hahahahahahahahahahaaa!*breathes*
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:14,
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I'm betting its JJseeing if people like his work more when it comes from 'someone else'.
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:15,
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It would explainhis unusual participation in Moguragunsou's thread yesterday...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:39,
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I know that it. さっきそれ気づいた。
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:22,
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I like your portrayal of Jolly Jack as a petulant Dickensian schoolboyHas he seen it? Did it go down well?
You're funny.
(You're funny.
fuscous,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:16,
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Can you draw Rob Manuel as a crack-addicted transvestite please?
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:32,
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I can't quite bring myself to suggest proper filth hereit feels like it might be wrong...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:42,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:19,
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she has boobs, cross-dressing bunny-things, bondage, lesbians and amputees on her deviant art pageno filth is too much filth!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:35,
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I don't draw crack-addicted people...(:( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:35,
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Here's a thing. It's called making sense. You may want to try it./falling on deaf ears blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:13,
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correct me if im wrongbut your username means 'seargant mole', right?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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I agreesergeant is a difficult word to get right.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:26,
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'ningles all. Did this last night but didn't get round to posting it.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:07,
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Too soonI didn't have my coffee yet
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:19,
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Well go get oneand then spit it out all over your smashing blouse!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:20,
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Ok. Coffee fetched. Awaiting instructions. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:30,
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Tha looks nothing like Chris Margetts of the West Fire and Rescue Services.Ning RG!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:19,
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Hahaha I saw this too late:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:19,
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Congratulationthis early, and my eyes are already in a knot
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:20,
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Hahaha. I'm hearing 'wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka' in my head.This may or may not have anything to do with the post.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:19,
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Ning B3ta and happy returns of the birthday kind go out to...Mickey Rourke and the ledgend that was, Peter Falk.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:01,
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While keeping on the "Real eyes and mouth" bit...Birthday girl Alexis Bledel has the most wonderfull eyes, just image search for her...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:01,
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'Ning10 PRINT "END GAYSHIFT"
20 GOTO 10
*Presses carriage return*
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(20 GOTO 10
*Presses carriage return*
END GAYSHIFT
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addickted has attained freedom,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:05,
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:DYou did a Google image search for Alexis Bledel then?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:34,
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Erm, no, no I didn't do a search at all...*Dons Tin Foil hat, checks outside, puts penis away*
addickted has attained freedom,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:39,
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interesting order of events! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:01,
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You've made Rourke look more human than he has done in years, there!Roddy McDowall's birthday tomorrow, so him, in our out of ape make-up. Either one will have me rubbing my thighs.
(,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:31,
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'Ning! Needs more spasticwarpedoverdrivecolourfuckmindmashingheadfuckingness**scientific terminology
addickted has attained freedom,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 6:40,
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*decodes secret message*Oh, you want me to get you a coffee?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 6:55,
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No thanks :)It's the wrong end of the day for that, I'll be going to bed on a minute. I'd stick aroind longer but our cable is out and b3ta is limited fun on 3G.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:12,
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Well, go outside and get your cable then! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:32,
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I see an endless party funnel of narcotics.and on that note, it's time to end a really stupid day. I was a slave to computer problems. But I prevailed! Take that, you silly box of plastic and silicon.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 6:59,
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i quite like thiswhere's the button for that?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:38,
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Screamy floorz, comminatcha mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 5:57,
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I approve of this image.I don't approve of the text.
Fucksocks.
(Fucksocks.
addickted has attained freedom,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:09,
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She's found a great method for stopping men gazing at her tits! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 3:20,
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It's life, but not as we know it mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 5:04,
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^ Shopped only please Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 5:27,
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Would/Wouldn't/Have/Shouldn't/Could do/Will do.
(
addickted has attained freedom,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 6:41,
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these are ruddy amazing, sir taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:40,
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i think he was telling you to close photoshop, LOL;)
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 2:36,
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Yep, his victims often comment on his debonair manners after he's torn 'em a new one. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 1:46,
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does my presence make it later still? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 1:56,
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Not necessarily,just better.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 2:05,
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kind words indeed!i feel bad for leaving my post now
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:40,
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Before I realized those were fumes behind himI thought you had done something with tubgirl's material emmanation.
(,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 1:49,
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Nice phrase, dood. Elegant.Unlike the clumsy "jet of liquid shit," which is the one I would've used.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 2:22,
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Jet? I would have used fountain in there somewhereBut other than that, it's nice to be among such connaisseurs of the tubgirl
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 5:08,
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