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# He likes to be called 'Katie' now...

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(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Never mind would
I think I actually have.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# You might have
The reason I made this is because a short girl who I used to work with was described as "Yoda, but in a blonde wig" by my manager, I emailled him this the next day. He was in hysterics.
The petrol station pic below was inspired by a true story involving this girl.
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# that's no natural blonde!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# (S)he's no match for Emperor James!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Yak yak yak!
:)
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# The hormone pills are causing mood swings...

Full-on lightsaber rant at a petrol station.
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# blimey
I work for her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# jade goody?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# haha that totally reminds me of that albino gorilla :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Someone looks chuffed with their new Lightsaber
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# oh yes!
Good old Mr Blunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Oh monsieur you're spoiling us!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# :)
Not worth its own thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# nor this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Amanda Barrie was just ridiculously sexy in Carry On Cleo.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# yes. I quite enjoyed the sauce search
not enough pics though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# ^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Tiny cos the force isn't with me today
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# that's fucking hilarious :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Fantastic. I was just trying to work out what to do with Kenneth Connor.
Did this instead:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# careful Sid, It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# this are aces
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Cheers sir!
You're early today!! \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# :P
Killing time until later japes, work done, just mooching.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# haha
god this wasn't worth the time it took:

trackpads are shit for this kind of thing. i think i've just developed rsi
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# ahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# mind piss
nice work. Better than my effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Great minds eh??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# haha!
tops
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# YAY !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# gah! you fucker
www.b3ta.com/board/10547208
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I REGRET NOTHING


Nothing except the fact that being forced to do this with GIMP means I couldn't overlay easily overlay her on a picture of TGI Fridays. IMAGINE A TGI FRIDAYS IN THE BACKGROUND.

Thank you for your attention.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CAqZWIeVBw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# While doing that I had to ask
how the hell did you clean out the background without wanting to murder her? I only did 20 frames or so and I was ready to murder her by the end of them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I turned the sound off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I was still ready to kill her
All I was doing was crudely pasting a head onto each frame! I guess I'm just more violent by nature than you are :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Well previous attempts had to be aborted
due to the quality of the video downloaded from YouTube until I discovered a better way of downloading and keeping the size at 720p - but it was a challenge sort of from Monty Propps of trying to find an easy method of background removal so I tried making Luma-Mattes but with limited results which got very frustrating and I gave up so today decide that the only thing was to get to work with the horrible task of Rotascoping luckily I'm not a total novice at this and managed it within about an hour and a half the optimisation however was a real bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Good God
I don't even know what Luma-Mattes are. Rather you than me. I'm happy just stealing your work and making ham-fisted alterations.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# luma-mattes!
sounds like a kind of glowing paint
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I think I'll paint my room in it
Sure, I'll probably give myself a lethal cancer within a year, but it'd make my room look so good.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# you can get paint made out of the glowy stuff in OLED's now
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# If it's not a cancer risk it's not science!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Edumucation tiem!
A Luma Matte is based on the dark and light pixels which used to create a transparency mask for the original.
So all purely black pixels will be 100% transparent and
Pure White pixels 100% opaque you can invert this matte for the opposite effect.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Surely that chunked massive holes in her face whichever way round you did it?
While that sounds like a fantastic idea, I'd rather do it with a chisel than on a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Well it would be used in collaboration
With a garbage matte basically a rough rotascope.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# ...
...i see
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Needs more Star Wars

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# :)


I *think* that part of that background was TutT's. It may have been someone else. I take credit for Clive in the pimp hat and the polar bear though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# haha fuck
old meme alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Old memes never die
They just get funnier

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# It's one of my favourites, that one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# it's got it all
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# :)
I trot it out once every five or six months.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I was always resentful that that picture never made the front page
I don't care if it's an in-joke! I DESERVE A GOD-DAMN FP.

PAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# you tell 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# YEAH
(I'm just fishing for enough clicks to get on the popular page. I've never been on there, either. Well, I don't think so, but then I never actually check it so for all I know I'm always on there, much as that seems unlikely.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# you'll never get a meme on the FP
*boasts* ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I'll never get *anything* on the FP
*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Arf!
(Fluffster, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# "DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT"
?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# YES!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Haha
Needs more disorienting reflections
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# !?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# oh my god
somehow that's one of the most disturbing things i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# yay!


You will like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qiwrr1qfuU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# He looks dedicated
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# :D
Is there a name for these yet? They need a name.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# dunno, I just started making them because Pedro and mofaha does goode ones
Maybe dems a....

Mofedro

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ANGNANGNANGNANGNANG
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ANGNANGNANGNANGNANGANGNANGNANGNANGNANGANGNANGNANGNANGNANGANGNANGNANGNANGNANG
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# She looks like she's chewing on something
I wouldn't like to wager what
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# it's cemtex
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Is she blowing a hole in her garden so she can tell NASA that's where the satellite landed?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Yes
it was the middle one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# YARRR
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# WINKWANK BUDOKAI: Noo Jazz for Jogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# triplet jazz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Freebase for President?

Inspired by my early morning post - www.b3ta.com/board/10546343
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# *checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# days gonna be mad up in this jiggawank yo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Sometimes I wonder what the rest of the internet really makes of B3ta
Sometimes I really wonder what Freebase thinks of B3ta since someone's surely told him about this.

Freebase, if you're there, register and let us know! Are you proud? Pissed off? Bemused?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# i'd say he's stopped caring at this point
the poor chap, he should never have done that rowing compo :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# yeah :(
if i ever meet him i'll buy him a beer. i'll get photos and encourage him to start doing tequila slammers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# haha i'd deffo buy him a drink or two
to repay him for all the joy he's given me :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# well i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] At your age, at my age, young man!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# that film was so dull
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I thought so too
I got the impression it was desperately trying to be artistic, but all involved had been tarts too long to pull it off
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I switched it off after what seemed like 9 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
#
you didnt miss anything, the remaining 9 hours are as dull as the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
fempead
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# nsfw
this may be the sickest thing I've made and I'm not proud
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/peedo_chile1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Oooh, dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Ooh, matron
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# absurd and brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# oh you
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Oh fuck. Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I have a cunning plan......
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# this took ages
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
top of the class
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Whatever it is we're doing
you've just won it.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# pffft !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# tanks yall
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# this wins
everything of teh everything
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# This is correct in every way
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# meanwhile in mordor...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Arf!
I can just imagine orcs travelling round the country doing odd jobs for cash in hand... Scouring of the Shire? Laying shoddy tarmac on the driveways of the Shire, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# an orc would be less hassle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# "Want to complain? Here, I'll give you me gaffer's mobile. Ask for Mr. O'Nazgul..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# quality! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Now that's what I call hummus 84!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahha! "YOU SHALL NOT STAAAAYY!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!
Brilliant!!! *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
it`s funny coz gypsies are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# "One does not simply walk into Mordor.
It's black gates are guarded by more than just pikeys. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and stolen cars. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# impenatratrabble
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Oh yes!
I'll just unlurk to like this
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# haha!
'ere! Ain't choo a little bit short fer a stormtroopa?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# don't you mean
yak yak yak!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Of course! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# ooo Matron!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
I hope you'r working on some more of these :D
(C3PO Charles Hawdrey?)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha...
Barbie did a smashing job of that down below...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ah I must have missed that one :)
also Bernard Bresslaw would make a cracking Chewbacca (i'd have a crack if I had the time)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)
# take away her blonde hair and she's actually a bit of a minger
still would though
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Oh go on then, as I bothered to finish it
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# haha
I like the way his glasses match the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# you utter utter star
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Bless you Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Hooray for Carry On Star Wars Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
cracking.....pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I'll leave this un here, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# quick n' dirty
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# obligatory 'Ooh Matron!'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# babs' baps
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Kenneth Connor
as Luke ?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# That's just scary...
^ See above^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Problem solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# haha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I saw we launch a satellite and drop it on the entire site from orbit.
its the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# A satellite made from 100% pure poo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# hahahaha
knackers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
#
"holy mother of mary just think of the scrap value to be sure to be sure"
(dogof2head, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# ahahahaha, genius!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# "Leave the stationaries alone!"

It's not their fault they can not travel as their houses are cemented to the foundations....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
#
leave the geo-stationaries alone!
(dogof2head, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# ha ha :D
proper office giggle there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Yes this.
"It's my cultural belief" fuck off.

It's my cultural belief that everyone should give me their money and kiss my bellend, but apparently life's not fair.

Really annoys me, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
And them with all that lucky heather as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)
# "It's wrong to wish on space hardware"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahah
what are the chances :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
#
1 in 20 trillion i think. but they're getting a court order to prevent satellite impacts on their site.
(dogof2head, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Soon it'll be RIP Satellite
You can read more in the orbituaries.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# *comedy trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# they'd have the thing taken apart and in the back of a pickup before it hits the ground
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I SAID THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# oh if only !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Worstest film the Guardian suggested I should watch


Complete sack o wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# It may be well within the comp spec
but I can't find a joke here
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# may i refer you to each of my entries to this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# is it Bill & Ted 2?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# thats exactly what i thought
the guy even looks like Alex Winters
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Ve go best two out ov three
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# you kids and your Gobots movies don't know you're born
"You cheated"
"I'm death. What did you expect?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# i totally loogied on that good, dead me!
Alex Winters was supposed to be at the London entertainment and media show next weekend, but has cancelled at the last minute :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I like the little ditty about the devil farting on beach
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I've got Special K in my head now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4cjDUrvqYU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Is it based on an Iain M Banks novel?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Disappointed
by the lack of seals in that movie

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# COMPO!
(iainhasaface is freezing, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Lovely
Though you are very wrong.
(iainhasaface is freezing, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] There must be 1 zillion of these
(sicone, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
# What's the pencil for?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
#
In case she needs to take down her particulars
(dogof2head, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Drawing the curtains..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Spanguendo!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.


edit: sheesh - I thought this was really funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I bet he never saw that coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I also thought it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Tetsuoooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# o hai muramahagajalitsu
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# pfft
cheeky giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I feel a bit mean now, having just seen his/her/its great Happytoast pic further down the board
And I do hope they stick around, it's nice to have some variety.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# gentle affectionate ribbing I'd call it
if this is an exchange program then one of us will have to go over to a Jap puerile digital arts forum
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
# weird, my post disappeared
i vote that it's not me that goes.
i'm not a huge fan of japanese cartoon type art.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# yep
alot of loose cannon mods on this site I noticed. tres temperamental, why I don't take things seriously around here

edit: see the mod edited out the bit showing he edited your post then ;)
pm me, I'm curious what you said then to get censored
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# it wasn't really mod edited, i was just fucking about ;)
between you and me, i don't love the whole mogadishu, or whatever her name is.
i understand people like her work, it's a personal preference, but there's some people's work on here that i don't really get. i don't care though, as they're active on the board in other ways, joining in the banter, etc

edit - my original post did disappear though. curious, maybe it really WAS mod'd
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# its all just a bit of fun
I only come here as a gentle respite from my work in the abattoir. don't arf gum up my keyboard though if I forget to wash me hands

EDIT: very breifly there was some censor message, or I might be hallucinating again
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# yeah, i know it said
mod edited
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
#
Mod edit: Clay's insinuation that some of the moderating staff on this site are "loose cannons" and " temperamental" is untennable and he is thus banned, we will refund his donation money once he hands back his icon
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# fake!
a real mod would've said b& and furthermore, emap has a no refund policy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# is this akira?
it looks familiar, but it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# yep, that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# ah, a classic!
this is the one where all his guts fall out over the road, right?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah
Haven't watched it in years, but I remember that definitely happens :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# i should buy* another copy


*ahem
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
/massive explosions and stuff blowing up
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Well... shit
That's what happens when you look at Sonic recolours on Deviantart.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# You want today? Today is Monty Propps day!!

Now with YouTubery
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# who dat???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# He's been trying to seperate this girl from the original background
took some rotascoping and patience.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I'd like to do her some harm
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# There you go ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzNzylF33HM
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
What an annoying voice

who is she ?
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# No idea
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Veronika Nikitina
From L'viv in the Ukraine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# maybe i should tell her that my cock is biggest on fridays
something to do with the moon alignment or something.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Fucking hell, how long did it take to make the gif?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# About an hour or so hardest part was optimising it which took a further hour and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# There ought to be an outtake
where she chokes on her gum
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Definitely worth a wild stab in the dark...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# how the frig did you get rid of the background?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# All done with smoke and mirrors and egg sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# care to share the sarnies?
though, do they have to be egg?
i have a gif, actually i've had this gif for months, i started taking the background out ages ago, now i just can't face doing it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hugely depends on the subject
I rotascoped her head and body for the tricky bits and used a copy to get a good luma-matte for her hand movements and some garbage-matting to clean up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# "someones attacking us, right now, AGAGAG"
My years of lip reading experience concluded that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# All your base...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# nicely done
Video editing is beyond my skillz
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# *flounces*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# haha you bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Great work!
Great Japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# this has dangerously meme potential
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)
# she's so chipper
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# She has a potential Quo about her!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# all over the world people are trying to mash it with that rebecca black song
and everyone of them thinks they're the only one.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I WAS ON NO PLANE TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# oopthy

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# How long before "I fucking love Friday"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Midichlorian Cleo...?


Infamy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Darth loved his mum

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# awww, bless
I watched my phantom menace blu ray the other day. Darth maul is a fucking cool character, whatever people say about the film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# it was the ONLY good thing in the film
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# what about Jar-jar binks? He was way cool
*runs to the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# you terrible cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# haha
*envisions Barbara Windsor as Yoda*

"Popped out, my tits have"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# It's Carry On Star Wars Day. Go for it.
207.44.242.20/questions/imagechallenge/post1364680
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# b3ta.com blocked at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I did this

I was going to do the other two as well but I couldn't find a Babs Windsor face that fit Leia and then I lost interest
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I did this a while ago, but it's not Star Wars

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that's rather superb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# ;)
yak yak yak
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Pretty sure that's already bindun...
www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/star_wars_19.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Oh fo' sho'
just thought I'd have a crack at it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# no time
must shower and go to work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# that one gets my vote
www.b3ta.com/board/10525995

but why do you guys wait for an image challenge vote, why not just start it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Ronnie Corbett is in orbit
(245 trioxin Send more paramedics, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Look out Roonie
It's coming straight at you!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# He did a shit on Peru
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# you've moved me to song!
RonnieCorbettisinorbit.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Now do Ronnie Barker in a Parka...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
#
He launches on Friday and dies on Sunday. Its a weekend tradition.Ive long since forgotten why...
(245 trioxin Send more paramedics, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# How about Ronnie Biggs collecting twigs?
or eating figs, or dancing jigs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# chuckles
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# oooh
you bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha - excellent!
FP it!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
Broonie! How the devil are you sir?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# no bad
too much work, but not starting shift til 2, so thought I'd waste my morning making a picture for b3ta. yoursel?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# All the better for having you back!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Genie
arse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# ahaah excellent
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# hahahahahha! that's gettin' a *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# haha!
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# teehee!
tenuously related pearoast time:

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# haha, didn't see that coming
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Oh lordy
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# good to know one can still count on you to come up with the tasteless ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
What a chuffin ACE board today!

I'm literally crying with laughter here!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Chortle!
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahhhahahaha!
How'd I miss this?

*clickety click*

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Don't worry, their best man is on the case!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Chitty Chitty Big Bang

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Re this pic:
You post it, I click it...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Hehehe...
...ta matey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# HEEEDEE HOO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Dom has aged well!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# apparently he's twice as old now as he was then
nsfw
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/abu_grahin_fuck_torture_cocks_mit_dom_deluise_justice_snack_heems_deads.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# NSFW? == Now Suitable For Wanking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# fuck yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I'll be checking our fields in the morning
I'm hoping for a trip to the scrap man tomorrow :D
Anyone know if satellite fits in the back of a Hilux?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# probably not
according the the Graun it's the size of that hoary old journalistic cliche, a double-decker bus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Double-decker busses? Why is it always them? They are meaningless as a form of measurment
I live in the countryside We never SEE a bus anymore, let alone a double-decker one.

See also Whales, Football Pitches
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# just drive it to the scrapyard then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# 4eva in are harts (very fresh pea)
b3ta.com/board/10546380
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# the satlite is with the angles now
until it falls out of the sky in a fiery ball of twisted molten metal and screaming death

I wonder what the odds of it hitting a random trampoline and bounce back into space are.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ha ha
boing!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# never tell me the odds!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# CSI Bel-Air
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
also, FRESH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# FRESH evidence
you missed a trick there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# MINDPEEES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
#
I thought that would make it too obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# see, now you could have said "Look! Forensics have found some fresh evidence"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# thats better
more of a joke / pun, than some baffling meme.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# needs more dice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# they should have swabbed the cab
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
#
the butler did it. That fake accent was a give away.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I hope he remembers to bring them back to his aunt's house
(I helped save b3ta! jumperbean Jombala Mocha, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# STOVEPIPE HAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# DON'T YOU GO ALL FUCKIN' ABE LINCOLN MAN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I'MA JOHN WILKES BOOTH ALL UP IN THIS PLACE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
sweet sweet chutney statement

that comment needs a pic dude
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Damn, I would but I'm tooth to tooth with a deadline
Maybe if I get a Lunchbreak...maybe
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# glasses tesco suit and hat
Brilliant!
*digs out my only RIS pic, which seems to be getting a good airing of late*

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I really should make another RIS sometime too...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Altered beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# OOOOoooer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Looks a bit muggy out.

Have you seen this trailer for The Grey, Liam Neeson Vs Wolves
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUP5Vr0lBvY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# i ain't seen that trailer
you know, that's the first movie in a while that i want to see. still, i hate the cinema so i'll wait until it hits dvd.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# FINEFILMFUCKSTATEMENT
I'm off to see The Skin I Live In laters, could be good squirts.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# skinwanks will be had
rated pg (bring a child)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE MINE COCK-SHAPED MOUTHMASKPIECE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# WOO sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
awwww
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Needs more Charles Hawtrey
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
#
Needs more Charles Hawtrey Mary Poppins
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
#
I'm seeing Big Bang Theory's Sheldon Cooper. I watch too much TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# "opening" in cinemas would have made me more happy!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)

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