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# needs a a little....
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)
#
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# feel free to add to the image as is traditional
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Get outta da road!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# HAHA Awesome
Come on HT embrace RPS
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)
# why? the "RPS is shit, give it up" "this is b3ta not Flickr" comments on the image uploader and from Rob are quite clear
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# I think your a closet photographer
come on step into the light
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I take photos yes
but the ones I don't shop or animate over tend to only go up on Facebook
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# I'd rather see a nice photo than that regurgitated fucking thread waste of a meme
^and this from someone who thinks rps is shit
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:59, archived)
#
maybe you should try here

I LOVE HORSES
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# ha ha!
this is far funnier than it has any right to be
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# I see this comment many times on here...
and can never work out if it's condemning or complimenting ? :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# always complimenting
something that makes me laugh, moreso than pics usually do, but aren't really technically great, or even a great joke
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
#
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# :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Apologies
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# right suns up, fuck off gayshift memes
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)
# that's just asking for it, man
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# isn't that a kitchen in bell-air
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)
# sure is
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)
# pretty fresh
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)
# ha ha!
nice multi flan face
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)
# that is fast as fuck
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)
# I dundid one of them alreddy...
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)
# oooh :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Morning Proj
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Very pretty :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# dA Apron

Please somebody make collage this guy.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Oh great
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:44, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Nice XD
Tattoo is cool!!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)
# you've still not read the FAQ then?
don't just post pictures you've found online, thanks
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:47, archived)
# o_O
Wait. Pictures of everyone are not from online?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:50, archived)
# they are, but they've been photoshopped or manipulated in some way
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)
# I see. :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:56, archived)
# i suggest, like many have already done, that you do this
like many have already done that you do this
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I fixed.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)
# but did you read the faq?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Difficult to read. -_-
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)
# try making a noose
EDIT: actually, i see you have manipulated the pic it with a small arts, my bad.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)
# doesn't make it right though
don't make me bring out the board nazis
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# you're the one that posted the FAQ gif
you nazi :D
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# i was only following orders
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:11, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# i really want to know what you said pre-edit
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# that's was all that was written
for the last few days i've been thinking moggy is a troll (the whole jollyjack fan thing made me think it), but i think i may be wrong. fuck it, who cares?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# OK. :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# the mainboard is for images and animations you've made yourself not adverts or stuff made by other people
By all means put it as a reply, it is a good source of inspiration for the board, just not as a new thread.
Like this for example
hahahahah - deviantwear.deviantart.com/art/dA-Artist-Apron-200595742

cheers
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:55, archived)
# I didn't find it. thanks. :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:10, archived)
# WTF
"Alien Autopsy"
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
Well, she drew that character on the pic. That's a higher degree of Photoshopping than some folks have got away with.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# she added that after
it was just a "photoshop this for me" post to begin with, which in days of yore would at the very least result in people screaming FAQ, swearing and redirecting to whatareweyourphotoshopbitches.com

But as you can see there is none of that. Have we turned a corner? or are people being hypocritical. Only time will tell with the next L plate cock ups I guess.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Well we all go easy on her cos she ain't from around these parts. Can't imagine she would see the funny side of a barrage of people calling her a cunt
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I still say it's because you're all internet pervs
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
#
Hey! I'm not the one who drew several flattering pictures of her coughborbonfoxcough
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)
# my first ever photoshop painting

can you guess what it is yet?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)
# It's a picture of some pure uncut FUCK
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Makes me wanna
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Wait, he's a weightlifter too?
Why do they always get the best faces?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Okay, I'm off again. Photography workshop yay
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:34, archived)
#
y g
;)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:37, archived)
# REAL PHOTO WORKSHOP SUNDAY
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:45, archived)
# He's not telling.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Weighlifters and high divers
It's part of their remit.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:45, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:56, archived)
# it's beautiful dude
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:41, archived)
# thank you kind sir
it took me forkin ages!

your pic inspired me to do mine
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:56, archived)
# mine was just a trace, and a half hearted one at that
props for not getting complacent like i usually do.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:59, archived)
# mine started as a trace, just to get the outline and main points in the right place
then i coloured it in seperately
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Top work. I still can't get the hang of drawing stuff on a screen.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:29, archived)
# hahaha!
Subsequently, she regretted having recruited Buster Bloodvessel as her Special Advisor for Diplomacy & International Relations...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:33, archived)
# OH MY
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:54, archived)
# oh fuck
that's just wrong
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Queen-2.0
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:57, archived)
# One is preparing to eat cake.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Let one.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:12, archived)
# One demands a conveyor belt.
I never photoshop anything any more. This needs to be done.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Ah.
One requires a subject with patience and the appropriate software tools.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:21, archived)
# Haha.
And hummus. (I actually ran out of hummus this afternoon. It was a hot pepper version. )
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)
# eat this
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:28, archived)
# No wonder all her sprats had big ears.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:43, archived)
# Queenie's ab workout channel!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:55, archived)
# tell me that's not your tongue i'm seeing here!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)
# I think it's 2girls1cup
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# BUNZZZZZZ!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)
# Hold them very still and her tongue will snatch them off the saucers
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Yea but if you move a muscle
she'll take your hand off too.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:30, archived)
# This is why you need to hold them very still
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking hell.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Bloody hell mofaha, that's superb!
that's superb!:D

(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Is that the mouth
of the late great Amy Wino?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:46, archived)
# OH NO
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:50, archived)
# OH YES
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:55, archived)
# OH NO
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Now Beadle-Zoidberg is the popular one!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:00, archived)
# eek! nice teefs!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:55, archived)
# You bastard, you scared the kitty.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)
# wow
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)
# ES LO FALTABA QUE UN QUALQUIERA VENGA Y DA ORDENES IN MI CASA!
Mentale.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Wipe that smile off your face
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)
# sorry mr henson
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:10, archived)
# hahaha!
*approves*
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)
# haha, nicely
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:46, archived)
# chomp!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:58, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Perking up the night shift with a cheery compo thang
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
# What is this from? All im seeing is bill and ted's bogus journey
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# It's from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# IMDB cured my RIS, but having not seen the film I don't really get it
although for including swearing I'm awarding you 10 points :D

Edit: Is the guy on the left at the bottom playing sax?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:44, archived)
# The whole bottom panel looks like a group of pissheads after a night out.
Not sure where they got the scythe and saxophone/tortoise though.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I hope so.
Otherwise, he's a bit of a spoilsport for not joining in.

*EDIT* oops, I appear to've used a previously-doctored pic for the third frame. Dammit, I forgot there might be people paying attention ;)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)
# SUPER KAWAII FURANBESU CHAN
Its ruddy hard drawing with a mouse.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Hahaha!! XD
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:58, archived)
# :-D
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
# I love it!
^.^;;
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# ;n_______n
I might go and improve this and my freebase pic when i can be arsed.

(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# it's perfect as it is
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha
*stifled LOLS*

He just has the best face EVER. I just love how he is neither looking at the viewer, or anything else. Its like he's seeing... beyond....
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)
# It's the thousand-yard stare, man!
This guy has seen things that would turn a man's soul black. Things that would make your teeth itch. He has stared into the abyss before... now he stares into the abyss in the mirror... the beefy gurning abyss.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)
# FMJ - its in my top 5 films of all time.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:22, archived)
# I hear that! :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Ah - you edited it and added extra bits
The FMJ quote is:
"The thousand-yard stare. A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit for too long. It's like... It's like you're really seeing beyond. I got it. All field Marines got it. And you'll have it too."
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Yeah, I felt like going on a bit of a tirade there. ^.^;;
I really should hunt down the DVD; it's such a timeless film.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)
# so many good quotes, and i love the whole futility and anti-climacticness of it.
No herorics, no war-changing experiences, just shitty crapness and pointless deaths.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
# It's a brutally honest war film.
There's no badassery, no one-man-armies storming Nazi bases without taking a single shot (usually (See 'Mad Jack Churchill)), and what Kubrick has done with FMJ should be put into practice more often, because it's what real war is like.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:47, archived)
# he's a vet man
(freebase on jonesy, world ends)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:27, archived)
# he looks like one of the baddies in that new Deus Ex game
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)
# fuck, you reminded me
i have to get it off me bro and give it a shot. i want to try it out but i'm not in much of a gaming mood these days, battlefield 3 should sort that out.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Its a rart good game
may not be to everyone's tastes though. Its kinda like fallout 3 mixed with metal gear solid.

Im off tae bed now. Ill look forward to the usual spazzy headswap / kaleidoscope gayshift material, as well as the flea strip and wobbly's vagina in the morning.
Nart clarts.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Mobiusbase!
Kleinbottlebase!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Guybrush Threep-base.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Beyond... the FUCK
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:04, archived)
# You should have a go at drawing some of the others, like Flanbase or Shockjaw.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:24, archived)
# thats flanbase up there, man!
I liked shockjaw, but he never really took off so to speak. I dont really officially recognise him as a meme.

I quite like the idea of doing anime / super deformed spoofs of b3ta memes though. Ill just get happytoast and the fiend going on at me saying im obsessed with japan and anime (even though i hate most anime)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Ah yeah, sorry XD
I would suggest putting it down for a compo idea, but what would it be? 'b3ta anime?' 'Alternative b3ta?'

I wonder how HT and the Fiend would do with re-drawing b3ta memes in their own style.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Memeclash!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Oh, my!
ANGER WANK!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)
# YOUR FORCED EXECUTIVE RELIEF HAS OFFENDED ME!
I WILL MAKE A VEIN POP IN MY HEAD IN RETALIATION!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:51, archived)
# *BIG TEARDROP*
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
# " . . . "
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:07, archived)
#  
かわいいですよ

^^
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)
#
私は便秘しています

Intresting fact. The phrases for 'i am constipated' and 'i am happy' are awfully similar.
Genki - happy
Benpi - constipated

Something i picked up and remembered when going through my phrasebook. That kanji was just from google translate though. I cant read any japanese characters whatsoever.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I've been learning it for a couple of years and I still don't have a clue
It's all a bit mental.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Ahh, yet another scream-yourself-awake nightmare from the mind of taters :D


Have a crude biro sketch of my OC for now :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)
# OC?
Ocelot cock?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)
# Original Character.
Basically what you call a character you've designed yourself, that isn't a shitty blue version of Tails with a rainbow gradient emo fringe... yes, I've seen too much of that shit.

This OC in particular doesn't really have a name right now. Should probably get right on that to avoid future confusion. ^^
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Call him bert.
Hehe - yeah - lazily modified sonic characters are the bedrock of divvy art! At least you drew this yourself, rather than - as you said - put a emo fringe on tails.

Have you seen these comics? There are quite a few of the sonic ones. The expressions are brilliant.
boxerhockey.fireball20xl.com/example.php?id=035_sonic4.jpg
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:47, archived)
# *Psst* it's a chick ;)
And I think I saw that comic on DA a while ago. Sheer brilliance, and one of the best things I've seen on that site :D
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)
# To BIG
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# would
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# aye
not many that I wouldn't to be fair
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# "Unexpected item in copying area"
"Please wait for a member of staff"
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)
#
of staff
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# oh you dirty boy
you dirty, dirty boy
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Pedro have you changed your name again?
I know an AKA is a type of gun but what is a cockchese?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)
# it not cockcheese, it's cochese :/
i am not a gun
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:05, archived)
# WELL EXCUSE ME
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:53, archived)
# kiss kiss!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:54, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Adam and Joe?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# i wouldnt mind
she can sit on my face instead.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# What's this from?
/been out of the UK for nearly five years blog
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)
# its from my mind
no quote intended.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# "Pony and Trap".
A light-hearted romp through the day-to-day realities of London life, through the eyes of some tit with a camera.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)
# "tit with a camera"
Are we talking a photographic mammary here?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Of course we are.
What other interpretations could there possibly be?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Final-year Film Studies student?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)
# The most worried creatures on earth.
I'd almost feel sorry for the poor sods, were they not floating on pink clouds of their own fatuity.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Since you've been away for a while, let me tell you a little tale about today that might amuse you.
My sister went with her bloke to watch Coventry City.
I texted her: "Do they do Bovril? If so, how much?"
"£1.90"
"OK, how much for a small polystyrene cup of hot water and the temporary hire of a plastic teaspoon?"
"£1.89".
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Have
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha!
*used to be in charge of a photocopier room*
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# are you still picking shards of glass out of your buttocks?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Yes, taters. Yes, I am.
But that's neither here nor there.
And it's certainly nothing to do with anything as mundane as photocopiers.
It's a mere by-product of my clean, healthy hobby.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Sniff the glass.
slightly auto-disgusted
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)
# im bored and ive had a few beers
what can i draw / shop?

All i can think of is drawing another japanese style freebase, but im at my moms, an therefore bereft of wacom tablet.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Rotting lamb in the shape of a rutting man.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# cant quite get the rutting man shape right

Thats our collab done - the book deal is off.

Any more suggestions? If i do one that is good enough, i may start a new thread with it just to stave off the gayshift for a few hours. It was pretty quiet on here last night - i went to bed in boredom!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)
# heheheh, lovely.
Our non-existent contract is fulfilled.
God help the good ship taters and all them what sail in it and that.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# just draw something with dodgy mouse lines in paint
:D
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
# japanese flan
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)
# its a deal.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)
# I'm lapsing into unconciousness
so sleepy nite nite time zz something sleep time.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# :-(
Stay up and play with us!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Brave, brave photocopier
Making a stand against office equipment rape.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] What a wasted wish...
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:54, archived)
# beautiful
:)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# coincidence or science?
This occurred to me whilst I was walking past the tv and x-factor happened to be on (honest guv):

I'm a sexist bastard and I'm going to hell

I was scraping the google barrel by the end of the list I have to be honest
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# kistry.
you also missed dusty springfield from the right hand side :P
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# She wasn't fat either
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# true true
but she was scary looking, maybe there needs to be a third ellipse in this Venn ;-)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Also, while she had a great voice
Her style wasn't really soul
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Scary? Really?
She always seemed lovely.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Yeah - I thought we were talking about Dusty at that point
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# I meant Kirsty
I think arrangedletters edited in the bit about Dusty Springfield. Or maybe I just didn't read it properly.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# As Amy Winehouse is morbidly post moribund does this diagram need redrawing?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I like the word moribund
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# since the invention of the door
defenestration was moribund.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Not in some pubs.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# yes, one endeavours to avail oneself on occasion of the utility of members of the polysyllabic subset of the extended lexicon in order to obscure the actuality that I'm as thick as a slab of unprocessed lard.
Innit.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# I said I liked moribund
I didn't ask for your life story
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Oooooh
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)
# oh, that was the prequel
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# you've been chosen as an extra...
in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I hope I get to play the evil me
oh wait, that's me.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah
There are 5 chapters (at least) on cement still to come.
Not so?

Hello, Mr Meats!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Le grande cémentaux
is truly an epic in itself

hello Flowerpots :D
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# your definition of 'morbidly obese' is somewhat flexible
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# somewhat ironically.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# indeed. It's like a free ride when you already paid
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# and that good advice that I just didn't take.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Like the time I won the lottery
and died the next day
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# to be fair
my definition of "awesome soul voice" is probably a bit more slipshod
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Moribundly obese
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Yeah
Bette Midler?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)
# ok, ok
not morbidly obese but seriously:

(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# And I could post pictures of her looking quite svelte
but couldn't be arsed.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
#
Streisand
Middler

Same thing really
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)
# oh no, it's Bette MIDler
/Simpsons
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)
# *could
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I can sing in a
morbidly obese voice. Where do i fit in?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# a voice so husky it could pull a sled?
mmmm :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# I can do husky.
Not quite Lois Armstrong yet, but getting closer every day.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# i can do a very good false baritone.
bahoom babahoom bapamawmaw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Lionel Richie
has let himself go...
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# i was thinking the same thing. They do have a lot of similarity
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# it's COINSCIENCE.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)
# A bit unfair
Chaka Khan and Kirsty McColl didn't start out fat. I recall them singing when they were both quite svelte.
(Although I'm not old enought to remember Ella and Bette thinner, they weren't chunkers in their early days)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Xerox my ass
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# HER ASS!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# !
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
#
AND HOW!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)
# This is LIFE
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
# LIFE
in the RAW

in the FLESH

STANDING ON THE ROAD

SURROUNDED BY CRACKED CONCRETE

THE VACANT EDIFI OF WRETCHED HOPES

CLINGING WITH THEIR LAST WHILE THE WIND OF HATE ERODES THEIR TENUOUS GRIP

Still, gotta laugh innit.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# She is
A0
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Oooooh, harsh ;)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# lard-arse
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I bet it copies RIGHT up the crack

I mean, RIGHT up the crack
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# If you can't photocopy your bottom, there's barely any point having these machines
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
A masterwork


(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# you got a problem?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# No Mr Bear
Sorry Mr Bear
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# ^ Would
ul o
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
Yes is do, does he shit in the woods? not been able to work the answer to that out yet, only replies in the form of a question are acceptable
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
#
Have you not smelled the woods?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# mmmm, pine fresh
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] only when the pope isn't doing his business there first?
EDIT: also; 1.27 seconds
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Holy shit!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Nah, they shit in little plastic bags and put them in the bin.
Even bears are starting to become more sophisticated now.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
#
put them in the bin hang them on the gate by the car park.


* I do hate it when people do that!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Psst... it isn't humans doing that.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Yes
But this is not the place to discuss it
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# yes i have
but it's about to be solved by the intervention of return of the king and a glass or 3 of wine :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# To date
I have never had a problem with a bear carrying a plank and a snowball. However, i did once work in Luton so I suspect it was a near thing.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# This reminds me of my favourite limerick:
An eager young cowpoke named Hank
Went into the woods with a plank
For three or four winters
He suffered the splinters
But he laughed all the way to the bank
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# AH....a snowball...
wondered what it was
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# yeah ... i was hoping for a bar of soap
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# oh hello
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Good day to you Sir
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Paddington n_n
Oh pretty n_n

This is Paddington Chloe :D
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
someone stole the marmalade sandwich from under his hat
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I love Paddington. n_n cuz I watched in TV.
NHK puchipuchi anime. :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# are you real?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Yes. :)
I love his animation. :D
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
#
was it dubbed ? you missed out on the soothing tones of Michael Horden.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Aww, I love how Paddington Bear's popular even in Japan :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Yes exactly!! XD
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# NHK only has one mascot, and that is DOMO KUN!
I love that brown fellow. Went to the NHK museum, AND the NHK studio park in tokyo :-D
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Do you know USAJI ? :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# that didn't answer my question
あなたは、実在の人物ですか?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# o_O
I'm real. Eh?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# was that automated translation?
それは、機械翻訳のように見えます。私は実在の人物ではない。私は架空の創造の産物です。
(I doubt that makes any sense at all).

And now I have to bring the cat back in. The cat's real though, he keeps telling me off for the quality of food he's served.


(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Aww... (:)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# and the cat didn't come in either
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
#
まあそんな堅いこと言うなよ。
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I'm too scared of everything for anything to be hard
:)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Anyway Even If fiction Bear(cat? skunk?), OK. I think.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Pretty sure the cat is real.

(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
#
にゃっ :3
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# he's about 18 years old :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)
# He is old man... :O
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# *nose bleeds* Oh my...
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Hehe XD Thanks!! :D
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# You're welcome :D
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Unless the censor blocks are part of the original work
I think you should put a link to the uncensored versions in these posts, as some of us don't mind a little hentai.
And have a click :D
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Got your priorities right there, fella :)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)
# TY
XD
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Very twee :) I need to start making more GIFs, my library is limited.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Let's talk about bears
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Okay.
Bears are members of the ursidae family, in the Caniformia order. Their appearance is usually a longish snout, shaggy fur and a stubby tail.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I like bears
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Yes, we're talking about bears.

I like this.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# also, a little known fact....
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Ever seen a bald bear? Scary shit.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# That is entirely unnecessary
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I'm sowwy :(
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# eek! izzat genetic, or some kind of illness?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Some sort of genetic disease, I think.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Sun bear? Looks more like Grumpy bear to me.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Sun bear says, "FUCK OFF!"


he never gets any sleep ...poor thing
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# NO PROBLEM HERE! LET'S MAKE A HAPPY!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Looks like when everyone in South Park went KAWAII
Can't remember which episode that was though...
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# haven't seen south park in years, man
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I used to watch it all the time when it first started. Fuck knows how many series there are now.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I can't even remember when I stopped watching it
comes from hardly watching tv I suppose :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I guess I 'grew out of it'. This can only be assumed because I was still in primary school when I watched it.
The movie was on about a month ago, still makes me laugh :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I was ostensibly grown up when it was on
I've regressed :D
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I should probably track the first few seasons of it down; don't think much of the newer ones though.
They're kind of going down the same road as Family Guy and The Simpsons; trying to be more current, rushing out a half arsed plot referencing something that happened that week.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I think they wanted to end it a few years ago
but getting some other stuff made was contingent on making south park
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Mm, it's not like I can say they should have stopped either.
Some of the more recent episodes can be pretty good, like the one where they get ninja weapons.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# just have to add more stuff to catch up with I guess
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Likewise, likewise.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# *yiffs*
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# is it

(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# At first I didn't see the anime eyes, so I got this
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# now it's a theneville bear with laser eyes!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Yes
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Somehow, I can only remember the soundtrack
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Yep
I believe I have the soundtrack somewhere here.

What I meant to say was, I used to listened to this, and I forgot what the movie was about. Well, I know what it was about, just can't remember a single scene.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
She dies, he dies, neither die
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# they were already dead
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Then they all have a die-in?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Love this film
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Not seen it , must look it up
is she the actress from the bourne films ?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah that's her
Lola Rennt / Run Lola Run is a top notch watch :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Franka Potente
Brimming with German hawtness.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Lol Germans
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:14, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm working on the guy who directed that's new film!

He's very german.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Never Say Dr No With The Golden Gun Is For Your Eyes Only
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# haha
Yep, that's almost 40 years summed uop in 3 pic's :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Only thing missing is one of those "subtle" Bond innuendos
"I've got a massive woody...in my pants!"
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# I like my Martini dry and my women wet!
... Or words to that effect :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I thought Christmas came only once a year
and sat on my face
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# you missed jaws!
he's my favourite bond character
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# WOO!
*clicks*
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# fuck, never realised i had so many pm's!
deleted about 400 so far, only about another 1600 to go :(
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
#
heh over 7 years and I think I have gotten 1. king of unpopularity here.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
# yeah, but i'm a gabby cunt! :D
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Well it certainly wasn't me
I always call people out in the open ;)

/edit: feck, this might be a good idea. Think I have at least 500 messages in there.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# most of them are from 2 people
who i used to talk to a lot. neither of them are really around much these days.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
#
Hehe, the one group i have are from *foof* way back in the Grandma of Shoes / Funtastic Pony Magic days
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# fuck, that's going back a bit!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
I am old =(
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# pfff
37 next month, i feel old myself :(
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I mainly seem to have a lot of old messages here
I count 5 ex-b3tards already
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I have no messages
nobody lubs me.

lol

(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
# poor meats :(
you should have, there are messages from you in the pile i've just deleted!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# and now my historical reference is sent to oblivion!
:p
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all....


:)

I should say though I do love this film ...
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# There is some vicious mole of nature in me
that makes me want to group all the entries referencing the same movie together for the purpose of comparison
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Do I need to run through the compo entries?
Been a long week and I've not been around much :)

Soz if BinDun...
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I wasn't having a go
Just saying I felt a bureaucratic urge to group them altogether
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Do it.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# i'm not sure what that is
but it makes me think of a party at the Addams house
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I don't really get this compo.....logically it seems like it must contain a beginning,a middle and an end
soon as it does it's a bit meh ...(I haven't seen this particular movie,so I've no idea how you've covered it))...:)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# IMHO it's well worth a watch....
I hope I haven't spoilt it for you :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Kayser Sose is innocent!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Or guilty....
*BBC balance restored*

:)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# evenin' benks :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Evenin Sire :)
How do?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# not bad
full of cold but otherwise ok :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Sorry to hear it....
I had a cold last week, it only lasted 3 days, so hopefully you will have relief soon enough.....
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Cheese dreams in the daytime
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Rare baby photo of Sarah Michelle Gellar, there.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# all you needed to know about mating a horse with a corpse but were afraid to ask
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
# there's informational material for everything these days
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Oh, definitely.
The internet: answering questions humanity would rather not ask.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# such as
what exactly is michael mcintyre for?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# *Googles*
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Hating.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# that'll be it, then
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Seamsface
Who's Jared?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# the goblin king, silly
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I thought that was David Bowie?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Jared is the name of his bulge.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# i just call it yummy
as in, every time i see it, i feel compelled to say "YUMMY!" in a strangely deep voice.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)
# By that logic, I should call it "OH FUCKIN' HELL, DAVE!"
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# crotch-stuffing: making women horny since the invention of socks
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] i made this and think it should win the compo
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS**



can i have my prize now please? many thanks
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Shouldn't this go 2. 1. 3.?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# not chronologically no
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)
# suit yourself
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# needs more thai cupboard
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# racist
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# racister!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# blarg, i am ded. lol
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# she made him died by exploding his heart
4 eva in are harts
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# poor poor baby
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)

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