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needs a a little....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)

Hahaha

Fuck!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)

needs more

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

feel free to add to the image as is traditional

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

Get outta da road!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)

HAHA Awesome

Come on HT embrace RPS

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

why? the "RPS is shit, give it up" "this is b3ta not Flickr" comments on the image uploader and from Rob are quite clear

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)

I think your a closet photographer

come on step into the light

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)

I take photos yes

but the ones I don't shop or animate over tend to only go up on Facebook

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)

I'd rather see a nice photo than that regurgitated fucking thread waste of a meme

^and this from someone who thinks rps is shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:59, archived)

maybe you should try here

I LOVE HORSES

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)

ha ha!

this is far funnier than it has any right to be

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)

I see this comment many times on here...

and can never work out if it's condemning or complimenting ? :)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)

always complimenting

something that makes me laugh, moreso than pics usually do, but aren't really technically great, or even a great joke

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

haha :)

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boris the spider, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)

Apologies

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)

right suns up, fuck off gayshift memes

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)

that's just asking for it, man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)

isn't that a kitchen in bell-air

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)

sure is

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFX1NtxkqcE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)

pretty fresh

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)

ha ha!

nice multi flan face

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)

that is fast as fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

I dundid one of them alreddy...

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addickted has attained freedom, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)

oooh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)

Morning Proj

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)

Very pretty :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)

dA Apron

Please somebody make collage this guy.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:30, archived)

Oh great

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:32, archived)

Thanks :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:44, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:34, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:35, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:42, archived)

Nice XD

Tattoo is cool!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:43, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)

you've still not read the FAQ then?

don't just post pictures you've found online, thanks

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:47, archived)

o_O

Wait. Pictures of everyone are not from online?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:50, archived)

they are, but they've been photoshopped or manipulated in some way

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)

I see. :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:56, archived)

i suggest, like many have already done, that you do this

like many have already done that you do this

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:04, archived)

I fixed.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)

but did you read the faq?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)

Difficult to read. -_-

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)

try making a noose

EDIT: actually, i see you have manipulated the pic it with a small arts, my bad.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)

doesn't make it right though

don't make me bring out the board nazis

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)

you're the one that posted the FAQ gif

you nazi :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)

i was only following orders

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:11, archived)

pfffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)

i really want to know what you said pre-edit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)

that's was all that was written

for the last few days i've been thinking moggy is a troll (the whole jollyjack fan thing made me think it), but i think i may be wrong. fuck it, who cares?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)

OK. :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)

the mainboard is for images and animations you've made yourself not adverts or stuff made by other people

By all means put it as a reply, it is a good source of inspiration for the board, just not as a new thread.
Like this for example
hahahahah - deviantwear.deviantart.com/art/dA-Artist-Apron-200595742

cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:55, archived)

I didn't find it. thanks. :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:10, archived)

WTF

"Alien Autopsy"

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)

Well, she drew that character on the pic. That's a higher degree of Photoshopping than some folks have got away with.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)

she added that after

it was just a "photoshop this for me" post to begin with, which in days of yore would at the very least result in people screaming FAQ, swearing and redirecting to whatareweyourphotoshopbitches.com

But as you can see there is none of that. Have we turned a corner? or are people being hypocritical. Only time will tell with the next L plate cock ups I guess.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)

Ah, I see.

Well we all go easy on her cos she ain't from around these parts. Can't imagine she would see the funny side of a barrage of people calling her a cunt

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)

I still say it's because you're all internet pervs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)

Hey! I'm not the one who drew several flattering pictures of her coughborbonfoxcough

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=th0Yq3cq514

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)

my first ever photoshop painting

can you guess what it is yet?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)

It's a picture of some pure uncut FUCK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:27, archived)

Makes me wanna

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:29, archived)

Wait, he's a weightlifter too?

Why do they always get the best faces?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:33, archived)

Okay, I'm off again. Photography workshop yay

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:34, archived)

y g
;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:37, archived)

REAL PHOTO WORKSHOP SUNDAY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:45, archived)

He's not telling.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:37, archived)

Weighlifters and high divers

It's part of their remit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:45, archived)

hahahahah

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:56, archived)

it's beautiful dude

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:41, archived)

thank you kind sir

it took me forkin ages!

your pic inspired me to do mine

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:56, archived)

mine was just a trace, and a half hearted one at that

props for not getting complacent like i usually do.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:59, archived)

mine started as a trace, just to get the outline and main points in the right place

then i coloured it in seperately

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:20, archived)

Top work. I still can't get the hang of drawing stuff on a screen.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:29, archived)

hahaha!

Subsequently, she regretted having recruited Buster Bloodvessel as her Special Advisor for Diplomacy & International Relations...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:33, archived)

OH MY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:54, archived)

oh fuck

that's just wrong

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)

Queen-2.0

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:57, archived)

One is preparing to eat cake.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:08, archived)

Let one.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:12, archived)

One demands a conveyor belt.

I never photoshop anything any more. This needs to be done.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)

Ah.

One requires a subject with patience and the appropriate software tools.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:21, archived)

Haha.

And hummus. (I actually ran out of hummus this afternoon. It was a hot pepper version. )

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)

eat this

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:28, archived)

No wonder all her sprats had big ears.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:43, archived)

Queenie's ab workout channel!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:55, archived)

tell me that's not your tongue i'm seeing here!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)

I think it's 2girls1cup

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)

BUNZZZZZZ!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)

Hold them very still and her tongue will snatch them off the saucers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)

Yea but if you move a muscle

she'll take your hand off too.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:30, archived)

This is why you need to hold them very still

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 7:32, archived)

Hahahahaha

(herman:D, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)

hahaha!

fucking hell.

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)

Hahahahaha!!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)

Bloody hell mofaha, that's superb!

that's superb!:D
Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)

Is that the mouth

of the late great Amy Wino?

(Wagane, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 2:09, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:46, archived)

OH NO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:50, archived)

OH YES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:55, archived)

OH NO

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)

Now Beadle-Zoidberg is the popular one!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:00, archived)

eek! nice teefs!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:55, archived)

You bastard, you scared the kitty.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)

wow

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)

ES LO FALTABA QUE UN QUALQUIERA VENGA Y DA ORDENES IN MI CASA!

Mentale.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:10, archived)

Wipe that smile off your face

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)

sorry mr henson

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:10, archived)

hahaha!

*approves*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)

haha, nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:46, archived)

chomp!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 3:58, archived)

Haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)

Perking up the night shift with a cheery compo thang

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)

What is this from? All im seeing is bill and ted's bogus journey

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)

It's from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)

IMDB cured my RIS, but having not seen the film I don't really get it

although for including swearing I'm awarding you 10 points :D

Edit: Is the guy on the left at the bottom playing sax?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:44, archived)

The whole bottom panel looks like a group of pissheads after a night out.

Not sure where they got the scythe and saxophone/tortoise though.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)

I hope so.

Otherwise, he's a bit of a spoilsport for not joining in.

*EDIT* oops, I appear to've used a previously-doctored pic for the third frame. Dammit, I forgot there might be people paying attention ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)

SUPER KAWAII FURANBESU CHAN

Its ruddy hard drawing with a mouse.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:57, archived)

Hahaha!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:58, archived)

:-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)

haha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)

I love it!

^.^;;

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)

;n_______n

I might go and improve this and my freebase pic when i can be arsed.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)

it's perfect as it is

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)

hahaha

*stifled LOLS*

He just has the best face EVER. I just love how he is neither looking at the viewer, or anything else. Its like he's seeing... beyond....

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)

It's the thousand-yard stare, man!

This guy has seen things that would turn a man's soul black. Things that would make your teeth itch. He has stared into the abyss before... now he stares into the abyss in the mirror... the beefy gurning abyss.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)

FMJ - its in my top 5 films of all time.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:22, archived)

I hear that! :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:23, archived)

Ah - you edited it and added extra bits

The FMJ quote is:
"The thousand-yard stare. A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit for too long. It's like... It's like you're really seeing beyond. I got it. All field Marines got it. And you'll have it too."

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)

Yeah, I felt like going on a bit of a tirade there. ^.^;;

I really should hunt down the DVD; it's such a timeless film.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)

so many good quotes, and i love the whole futility and anti-climacticness of it.

No herorics, no war-changing experiences, just shitty crapness and pointless deaths.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)

It's a brutally honest war film.

There's no badassery, no one-man-armies storming Nazi bases without taking a single shot (usually (See 'Mad Jack Churchill)), and what Kubrick has done with FMJ should be put into practice more often, because it's what real war is like.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:47, archived)

he's a vet man

(freebase on jonesy, world ends)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:27, archived)

he looks like one of the baddies in that new Deus Ex game

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)

fuck, you reminded me

i have to get it off me bro and give it a shot. i want to try it out but i'm not in much of a gaming mood these days, battlefield 3 should sort that out.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:34, archived)

Its a rart good game

may not be to everyone's tastes though. Its kinda like fallout 3 mixed with metal gear solid.

Im off tae bed now. Ill look forward to the usual spazzy headswap / kaleidoscope gayshift material, as well as the flea strip and wobbly's vagina in the morning.
Nart clarts.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)

Mobiusbase!

Kleinbottlebase!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)

Guybrush Threep-base.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:32, archived)

Beyond... the FUCK

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Tagnut loves pies, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:04, archived)

You should have a go at drawing some of the others, like Flanbase or Shockjaw.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:24, archived)

thats flanbase up there, man!

I liked shockjaw, but he never really took off so to speak. I dont really officially recognise him as a meme.

I quite like the idea of doing anime / super deformed spoofs of b3ta memes though. Ill just get happytoast and the fiend going on at me saying im obsessed with japan and anime (even though i hate most anime)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)

Ah yeah, sorry XD

I would suggest putting it down for a compo idea, but what would it be? 'b3ta anime?' 'Alternative b3ta?'

I wonder how HT and the Fiend would do with re-drawing b3ta memes in their own style.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)

Memeclash!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)

Oh, my!

ANGER WANK!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)

YOUR FORCED EXECUTIVE RELIEF HAS OFFENDED ME!

I WILL MAKE A VEIN POP IN MY HEAD IN RETALIATION!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:51, archived)

*BIG TEARDROP*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)

" . . . "

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:07, archived)

かわいいですよ

＾＾

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)

私は便秘しています

Intresting fact. The phrases for 'i am constipated' and 'i am happy' are awfully similar.
Genki - happy
Benpi - constipated

Something i picked up and remembered when going through my phrasebook. That kanji was just from google translate though. I cant read any japanese characters whatsoever.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)

I've been learning it for a couple of years and I still don't have a clue

It's all a bit mental.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)

Ahh, yet another scream-yourself-awake nightmare from the mind of taters :D

Have a crude biro sketch of my OC for now :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)

OC?

Ocelot cock?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)

Original Character.

Basically what you call a character you've designed yourself, that isn't a shitty blue version of Tails with a rainbow gradient emo fringe... yes, I've seen too much of that shit.

This OC in particular doesn't really have a name right now. Should probably get right on that to avoid future confusion. ^^

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)

Call him bert.

Hehe - yeah - lazily modified sonic characters are the bedrock of divvy art! At least you drew this yourself, rather than - as you said - put a emo fringe on tails.

Have you seen these comics? There are quite a few of the sonic ones. The expressions are brilliant.
boxerhockey.fireball20xl.com/example.php?id=035_sonic4.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:47, archived)

*Psst* it's a chick ;)

And I think I saw that comic on DA a while ago. Sheer brilliance, and one of the best things I've seen on that site :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)

To BIG

(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)

would

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)

aye

not many that I wouldn't to be fair

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)

"Unexpected item in copying area"

"Please wait for a member of staff"

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)

~~of staff~~

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)

oh you dirty boy

you dirty, dirty boy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)

Pedro have you changed your name again?

I know an AKA is a type of gun but what is a cockchese?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)

it not cockcheese, it's cochese :/

i am not a gun

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:05, archived)

WELL EXCUSE ME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:53, archived)

kiss kiss!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:54, archived)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)

Adam and Joe?

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grey matter, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)

i wouldnt mind

she can sit on my face instead.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)

What's this from?

/been out of the UK for nearly five years blog

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)

its from my mind

no quote intended.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)

"Pony and Trap".

A light-hearted romp through the day-to-day realities of London life, through the eyes of some tit with a camera.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)

"tit with a camera"

Are we talking a photographic mammary here?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)

Of course we are.

What other interpretations could there possibly be?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)

Final-year Film Studies student?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)

The most worried creatures on earth.

I'd almost feel sorry for the poor sods, were they not floating on pink clouds of their own fatuity.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)

Since you've been away for a while, let me tell you a little tale about today that might amuse you.

My sister went with her bloke to watch Coventry City.
I texted her: "Do they do Bovril? If so, how much?"
"£1.90"
"OK, how much for a small polystyrene cup of hot water and the temporary hire of a plastic teaspoon?"
"£1.89".

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)

Have

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)

hahaha!

*used to be in charge of a photocopier room*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

are you still picking shards of glass out of your buttocks?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)

Yes, taters. Yes, I am.

But that's neither here nor there.
And it's certainly nothing to do with anything as mundane as photocopiers.
It's a mere by-product of my clean, healthy hobby.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)

Sniff the glass.

slightly auto-disgusted

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)

im bored and ive had a few beers

what can i draw / shop?

All i can think of is drawing another japanese style freebase, but im at my moms, an therefore bereft of wacom tablet.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)

Rotting lamb in the shape of a rutting man.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)

cant quite get the rutting man shape right

Thats our collab done - the book deal is off.

Any more suggestions? If i do one that is good enough, i may start a new thread with it just to stave off the gayshift for a few hours. It was pretty quiet on here last night - i went to bed in boredom!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)

heheheh, lovely.

Our non-existent contract is fulfilled.
God help the good ship taters and all them what sail in it and that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)

just draw something with dodgy mouse lines in paint

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)

japanese flan

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)

its a deal.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)

I'm lapsing into unconciousness

so sleepy nite nite time zz something sleep time.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)

:-(

Stay up and play with us!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)

Brave, brave photocopier

Making a stand against office equipment rape.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)

What a wasted wish...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

hahahahaha :D

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:54, archived)

beautiful

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

coincidence or science?

This occurred to me whilst I was walking past the tv and x-factor happened to be on (honest guv):

I'm a sexist bastard and I'm going to hell

I was scraping the google barrel by the end of the list I have to be honest

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)

kistry.

you also missed dusty springfield from the right hand side :P

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arrangedletters, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

She wasn't fat either

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)

true true

but she was scary looking, maybe there needs to be a third ellipse in this Venn ;-)

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

Also, while she had a great voice

Her style wasn't really soul

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

Scary? Really?

She always seemed lovely.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)

Yeah - I thought we were talking about Dusty at that point

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)

I meant Kirsty

I think arrangedletters edited in the bit about Dusty Springfield. Or maybe I just didn't read it properly.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)

As Amy Winehouse is morbidly post moribund does this diagram need redrawing?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)

I like the word moribund

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)

since the invention of the door

defenestration was moribund.

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arrangedletters, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)

Not in some pubs.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)

yes, one endeavours to avail oneself on occasion of the utility of members of the polysyllabic subset of the extended lexicon in order to obscure the actuality that I'm as thick as a slab of unprocessed lard.

Innit.

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)

I said I liked moribund

I didn't ask for your life story

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)

Oooooh

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)

oh, that was the prequel

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)

you've been chosen as an extra...

in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)

I hope I get to play the evil me

oh wait, that's me.

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)

Yeah

There are 5 chapters (at least) on cement still to come.
Not so?

Hello, Mr Meats!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)

Le grande cémentaux

is truly an epic in itself

hello Flowerpots :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)

your definition of 'morbidly obese' is somewhat flexible

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

somewhat ironically.

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arrangedletters, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

indeed. It's like a free ride when you already paid

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)

and that good advice that I just didn't take.

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arrangedletters, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)

Like the time I won the lottery

and died the next day

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

to be fair

my definition of "awesome soul voice" is probably a bit more slipshod

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)

Moribundly obese

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

Yeah

Bette Midler?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)

ok, ok

not morbidly obese but seriously:

jesus titty fucking christ

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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)

And I could post pictures of her looking quite svelte

but couldn't be arsed.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)

~~Streisand~~
Middler

Same thing really

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Tagnut loves pies, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)

oh no, it's Bette MIDler

/Simpsons

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)

*could

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

I can sing in a

morbidly obese voice. Where do i fit in?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)

a voice so husky it could pull a sled?

mmmm :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)

I can do husky.

Not quite Lois Armstrong yet, but getting closer every day.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)

i can do a very good false baritone.

bahoom babahoom bapamawmaw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)

Lionel Richie

has let himself go...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)

i was thinking the same thing. They do have a lot of similarity

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)

it's COINSCIENCE.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)

A bit unfair

Chaka Khan and Kirsty McColl didn't start out fat. I recall them singing when they were both quite svelte.
(Although I'm not old enought to remember Ella and Bette thinner, they weren't chunkers in their early days)

(Carlosfandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

Xerox my ass

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)

HER ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)

AND HOW!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

This is LIFE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)

LIFE

in the RAW

in the FLESH

STANDING ON THE ROAD

SURROUNDED BY CRACKED CONCRETE

THE VACANT EDIFI OF WRETCHED HOPES

CLINGING WITH THEIR LAST WHILE THE WIND OF HATE ERODES THEIR TENUOUS GRIP

Still, gotta laugh innit.

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)

She is

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Signify, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)

Oooooh, harsh ;)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

lard-arse

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

I bet it copies RIGHT up the crack

I mean, RIGHT up the crack

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)

If you can't photocopy your bottom, there's barely any point having these machines

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)

Hahahaha

A masterwork

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)

you got a problem?

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

No Mr Bear

Sorry Mr Bear

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

^ Would

ul o

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)

Yes is do, does he shit in the woods? not been able to work the answer to that out yet, only replies in the form of a question are acceptable

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)

Have you not smelled the woods?

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)

mmmm, pine fresh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)

only when the pope isn't doing his business there first?

EDIT: also; 1.27 seconds

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)

Holy shit!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)

Nah, they shit in little plastic bags and put them in the bin.

Even bears are starting to become more sophisticated now.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)

~~put them in the bin~~ hang them on the gate by the car park.

* I do hate it when people do that!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

Psst... it isn't humans doing that.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

Yes

But this is not the place to discuss it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)

yes i have

but it's about to be solved by the intervention of return of the king and a glass or 3 of wine :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)

To date

I have never had a problem with a bear carrying a plank and a snowball. However, i did once work in Luton so I suspect it was a near thing.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)

This reminds me of my favourite limerick:

An eager young cowpoke named Hank
Went into the woods with a plank
For three or four winters
He suffered the splinters
But he laughed all the way to the bank

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)

AH....a snowball...

wondered what it was

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)

yeah ... i was hoping for a bar of soap

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)

oh hello

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)

Good day to you Sir

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

Paddington n_n

Oh pretty n_n

This is Paddington Chloe :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)

someone stole the marmalade sandwich from under his hat

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

I love Paddington. n_n cuz I watched in TV.

NHK puchipuchi anime. :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

are you real?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

Yes. :)

I love his animation. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

was it dubbed ? you missed out on the soothing tones of Michael Horden.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)

www.nhk-ep.com/shop/commodity_param/ctc/+/shc/0/cmc/13142A1

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)

Aww, I love how Paddington Bear's popular even in Japan :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)

Yes exactly!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)

NHK only has one mascot, and that is DOMO KUN!

I love that brown fellow. Went to the NHK museum, AND the NHK studio park in tokyo :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)

Do you know USAJI ? :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)

that didn't answer my question

あなたは、実在の人物ですか？

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)

o_O

I'm real. Eh?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)

was that automated translation?

それは、機械翻訳のように見えます。私は実在の人物ではない。私は架空の創造の産物です。
(I doubt that makes any sense at all).

And now I have to bring the cat back in. The cat's real though, he keeps telling me off for the quality of food he's served.

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)

Aww... (:)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)

and the cat didn't come in either

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)

まあそんな堅いこと言うなよ。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)

I'm too scared of everything for anything to be hard

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

Anyway Even If fiction Bear(cat? skunk?), OK. I think.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

Pretty sure the cat is real.

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)

にゃっ :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)

he's about 18 years old :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)

He is old man... :O

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)

*nose bleeds* Oh my...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)

Hehe XD Thanks!! :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)

You're welcome :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

Unless the censor blocks are part of the original work

I think you should put a link to the uncensored versions in these posts, as some of us don't mind a little hentai.
And have a click :D

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)

Got your priorities right there, fella :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)

Very twee :) I need to start making more GIFs, my library is limited.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)

Let's talk about bears

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)

Okay.

Bears are members of the ursidae family, in the Caniformia order. Their appearance is usually a longish snout, shaggy fur and a stubby tail.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

I like bears

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)

Yes, we're talking about bears.

I like this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

also, a little known fact....

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

Ever seen a bald bear? Scary shit.

images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/095/cache/bald-bears_9572_600x450.jpg

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)

That is entirely unnecessary

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)

I'm sowwy :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)

FUCKING HELL!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)

eek! izzat genetic, or some kind of illness?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)

Some sort of genetic disease, I think.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

Sun bear? Looks more like Grumpy bear to me.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)

Sun bear says, "FUCK OFF!"

he never gets any sleep ...poor thing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)

NO PROBLEM HERE! LET'S MAKE A HAPPY!

HAHAAHHAHA I AM BEAR! I SHIT IN WOODS LIKE POPES!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

Looks like when everyone in South Park went KAWAII

Can't remember which episode that was though...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)

haven't seen south park in years, man

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

I used to watch it all the time when it first started. Fuck knows how many series there are now.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

I can't even remember when I stopped watching it

comes from hardly watching tv I suppose :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)

I guess I 'grew out of it'. This can only be assumed because I was still in primary school when I watched it.

The movie was on about a month ago, still makes me laugh :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)

I was ostensibly grown up when it was on

I've regressed :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

I should probably track the first few seasons of it down; don't think much of the newer ones though.

They're kind of going down the same road as Family Guy and The Simpsons; trying to be more current, rushing out a half arsed plot referencing something that happened that week.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

I think they wanted to end it a few years ago

but getting some other stuff made was contingent on making south park

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)

Mm, it's not like I can say they should have stopped either.

Some of the more recent episodes can be pretty good, like the one where they get ninja weapons.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)

just have to add more stuff to catch up with I guess

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)

Likewise, likewise.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

*yiffs*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

is it

This is not a cuckoo clock, I really hope it's also not a cloaca clock

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)

At first I didn't see the anime eyes, so I got this

I SHIT IN NECKS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)

now it's a theneville bear with laser eyes!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)

Yes

(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

Somehow, I can only remember the soundtrack

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)

Was a good one

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)

Yep

I believe I have the soundtrack somewhere here.

What I meant to say was, I used to listened to this, and I forgot what the movie was about. Well, I know what it was about, just can't remember a single scene.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)

She dies, he dies, neither die

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

they were already dead

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)

Then they all have a die-in?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)

Love this film

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)

Not seen it , must look it up

is she the actress from the bourne films ?

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)

Yeah that's her

Lola Rennt / Run Lola Run is a top notch watch :)

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)

Franka Potente

Brimming with German hawtness.

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.Yeti., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)

Lol Germans

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Tagnut loves pies, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:14, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm working on the guy who directed that's new film!

He's very german.

(iainhasaface is freezing, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)

Never Say Dr No With The Golden Gun Is For Your Eyes Only

(Matty73, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)

haha

Yep, that's almost 40 years summed uop in 3 pic's :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)

Only thing missing is one of those "subtle" Bond innuendos

"I've got a massive woody...in my pants!"

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)

I like my Martini dry and my women wet!

... Or words to that effect :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

I thought Christmas came only once a year

and sat on my face

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

you missed jaws!

he's my favourite bond character

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)

WOO!

*clicks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)

fuck, never realised i had so many pm's!

deleted about 400 so far, only about another 1600 to go :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

heh over 7 years and I think I have gotten 1. king of unpopularity here.

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)

yeah, but i'm a gabby cunt! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)

Well it certainly wasn't me

I always call people out in the open ;)

/edit: feck, this might be a good idea. Think I have at least 500 messages in there.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)

most of them are from 2 people

who i used to talk to a lot. neither of them are really around much these days.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)

Hehe, the one group i have are from *foof* way back in the Grandma of Shoes / Funtastic Pony Magic days

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)

fuck, that's going back a bit!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)

I am old =(

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)

pfff

37 next month, i feel old myself :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)

I mainly seem to have a lot of old messages here

I count 5 ex-b3tards already

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

I have no messages

nobody lubs me.

lol

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)

poor meats :(

you should have, there are messages from you in the pile i've just deleted!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)

and now my historical reference is sent to oblivion!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

Evening all....

:)

I should say though I do love this film ...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

There is some vicious mole of nature in me

that makes me want to group all the entries referencing the same movie together for the purpose of comparison

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)

Do I need to run through the compo entries?

Been a long week and I've not been around much :)

Soz if BinDun...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)

I wasn't having a go

Just saying I felt a bureaucratic urge to group them altogether

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)

Do it.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)

i'm not sure what that is

but it makes me think of a party at the Addams house

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)

*fears*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)

I don't really get this compo.....logically it seems like it must contain a beginning,a middle and an end

soon as it does it's a bit meh ...(I haven't seen this particular movie,so I've no idea how you've covered it))...:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)

IMHO it's well worth a watch....

I hope I haven't spoilt it for you :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)

Kayser Sose is innocent!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)

Or guilty....

*BBC balance restored*

:)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)

evenin' benks :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)

Evenin Sire :)

How do?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)

not bad

full of cold but otherwise ok :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)

Sorry to hear it....

I had a cold last week, it only lasted 3 days, so hopefully you will have relief soon enough.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)

Cheese dreams in the daytime

(GeoffreyPinecones that's what I'm talking about, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

Rare baby photo of Sarah Michelle Gellar, there.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)

all you needed to know about mating a horse with a corpse but were afraid to ask

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)

there's informational material for everything these days

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

Oh, definitely.

The internet: answering questions humanity would rather not ask.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)

such as

what exactly is michael mcintyre for?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)

*Googles*

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)

Hating.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)

that'll be it, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)

Seamsface

Who's Jared?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

the goblin king, silly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

I thought that was David Bowie?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)

Jared is the name of his bulge.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)

i just call it yummy

as in, every time i see it, i feel compelled to say "YUMMY!" in a strangely deep voice.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)

By that logic, I should call it "OH FUCKIN' HELL, DAVE!"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)

crotch-stuffing: making women horny since the invention of socks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)

Haha :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)

i made this and think it should win the compo

**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS**

can i have my prize now please? many thanks

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)

Shouldn't this go 2. 1. 3.?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)

not chronologically no

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)

suit yourself

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)

needs more thai cupboard

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)

racist

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)

racister!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)

blarg, i am ded. lol

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)

she made him died by exploding his heart

4 eva in are harts

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)

poor poor baby

sweet baby
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBs_WSE2Cvk

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)

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