EDIT: actually, i see you have manipulated the pic it with a small arts, my bad.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:25,
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doesn't make it right though
don't make me bring out the board nazis
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:45,
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you're the one that posted the FAQ gif
you nazi :D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:51,
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i was only following orders
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:11,
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pfffffft
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:54,
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i really want to know what you said pre-edit
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:19,
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that's was all that was written
for the last few days i've been thinking moggy is a troll (the whole jollyjack fan thing made me think it), but i think i may be wrong. fuck it, who cares?
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:28,
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it was just a "photoshop this for me" post to begin with, which in days of yore would at the very least result in people screaming FAQ, swearing and redirecting to whatareweyourphotoshopbitches.com
But as you can see there is none of that. Have we turned a corner? or are people being hypocritical. Only time will tell with the next L plate cock ups I guess.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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Ah, I see.
Well we all go easy on her cos she ain't from around these parts. Can't imagine she would see the funny side of a barrage of people calling her a cunt
This guy has seen things that would turn a man's soul black. Things that would make your teeth itch. He has stared into the abyss before... now he stares into the abyss in the mirror... the beefy gurning abyss.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:19,
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(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:23,
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Ah - you edited it and added extra bits
The FMJ quote is: "The thousand-yard stare. A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit for too long. It's like... It's like you're really seeing beyond. I got it. All field Marines got it. And you'll have it too."
There's no badassery, no one-man-armies storming Nazi bases without taking a single shot (usually (See 'Mad Jack Churchill)), and what Kubrick has done with FMJ should be put into practice more often, because it's what real war is like.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:47,
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he's a vet man
(freebase on jonesy, world ends)
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:27,
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he looks like one of the baddies in that new Deus Ex game
i have to get it off me bro and give it a shot. i want to try it out but i'm not in much of a gaming mood these days, battlefield 3 should sort that out.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:34,
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Its a rart good game
may not be to everyone's tastes though. Its kinda like fallout 3 mixed with metal gear solid.
Im off tae bed now. Ill look forward to the usual spazzy headswap / kaleidoscope gayshift material, as well as the flea strip and wobbly's vagina in the morning. Nart clarts.
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:26,
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Guybrush Threep-base.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:32,
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Beyond... the FUCK
(Tagnutloves pies,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:04,
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You should have a go at drawing some of the others, like Flanbase or Shockjaw.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:24,
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thats flanbase up there, man!
I liked shockjaw, but he never really took off so to speak. I dont really officially recognise him as a meme.
I quite like the idea of doing anime / super deformed spoofs of b3ta memes though. Ill just get happytoast and the fiend going on at me saying im obsessed with japan and anime (even though i hate most anime)
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:51,
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*BIG TEARDROP*
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:55,
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" . . . "
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:07,
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かわいいですよ
^^
(Tangybzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:08,
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私は便秘しています
Intresting fact. The phrases for 'i am constipated' and 'i am happy' are awfully similar. Genki - happy Benpi - constipated
Something i picked up and remembered when going through my phrasebook. That kanji was just from google translate though. I cant read any japanese characters whatsoever.
Basically what you call a character you've designed yourself, that isn't a shitty blue version of Tails with a rainbow gradient emo fringe... yes, I've seen too much of that shit.
This OC in particular doesn't really have a name right now. Should probably get right on that to avoid future confusion. ^^
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:42,
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Call him bert.
Hehe - yeah - lazily modified sonic characters are the bedrock of divvy art! At least you drew this yourself, rather than - as you said - put a emo fringe on tails.
Since you've been away for a while, let me tell you a little tale about today that might amuse you.
My sister went with her bloke to watch Coventry City. I texted her: "Do they do Bovril? If so, how much?" "£1.90" "OK, how much for a small polystyrene cup of hot water and the temporary hire of a plastic teaspoon?" "£1.89".
But that's neither here nor there. And it's certainly nothing to do with anything as mundane as photocopiers. It's a mere by-product of my clean, healthy hobby.
Any more suggestions? If i do one that is good enough, i may start a new thread with it just to stave off the gayshift for a few hours. It was pretty quiet on here last night - i went to bed in boredom!
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:14,
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yes, one endeavours to avail oneself on occasion of the utility of members of the polysyllabic subset of the extended lexicon in order to obscure the actuality that I'm as thick as a slab of unprocessed lard.
Innit.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:37,
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I said I liked moribund
I didn't ask for your life story
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:40,
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Oooooh
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:44,
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oh, that was the prequel
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:45,
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you've been chosen as an extra...
in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life
(fatbouyyou can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal',
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:47,
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I hope I get to play the evil me
oh wait, that's me.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:51,
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Yeah
There are 5 chapters (at least) on cement still to come. Not so?
Hello, Mr Meats!
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:48,
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Le grande cémentaux
is truly an epic in itself
hello Flowerpots :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:50,
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your definition of 'morbidly obese' is somewhat flexible
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:31,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:04,
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Lionel Richie
has let himself go...
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:11,
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i was thinking the same thing. They do have a lot of similarity
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:27,
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it's COINSCIENCE.
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:13,
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A bit unfair
Chaka Khan and Kirsty McColl didn't start out fat. I recall them singing when they were both quite svelte. (Although I'm not old enought to remember Ella and Bette thinner, they weren't chunkers in their early days)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:59,
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If you can't photocopy your bottom, there's barely any point having these machines
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:02,
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Hahahaha
A masterwork
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:21,
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Hahaha
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:17,
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you got a problem?
(El_MUERkObleeds love,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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No Mr Bear
Sorry Mr Bear
(littlelise- domestically challenged,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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^ Would
ul o
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:51,
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Yes is do, does he shit in the woods? not been able to work the answer to that out yet, only replies in the form of a question are acceptable
(Pope Yodais OLD,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:53,
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Have you not smelled the woods?
(El_MUERkObleeds love,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:55,
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mmmm, pine fresh
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:00,
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only when the pope isn't doing his business there first?
EDIT: also; 1.27 seconds
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:08,
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Holy shit!
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:25,
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Nah, they shit in little plastic bags and put them in the bin.
Even bears are starting to become more sophisticated now.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:14,
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put them in the bin hang them on the gate by the car park.
* I do hate it when people do that!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:19,
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Psst... it isn't humans doing that.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:20,
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Yes
But this is not the place to discuss it
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:04,
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yes i have
but it's about to be solved by the intervention of return of the king and a glass or 3 of wine :)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:06,
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To date
I have never had a problem with a bear carrying a plank and a snowball. However, i did once work in Luton so I suspect it was a near thing.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:08,
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This reminds me of my favourite limerick:
An eager young cowpoke named Hank Went into the woods with a plank For three or four winters He suffered the splinters But he laughed all the way to the bank
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:11,
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(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:53,
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That is entirely unnecessary
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:02,
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I'm sowwy :(
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:17,
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FUCKING HELL!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:19,
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eek! izzat genetic, or some kind of illness?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:20,
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Some sort of genetic disease, I think.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34,
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Sun bear? Looks more like Grumpy bear to me.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:01,
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Sun bear says, "FUCK OFF!"
he never gets any sleep ...poor thing
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:19,
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NO PROBLEM HERE! LET'S MAKE A HAPPY!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:36,
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Looks like when everyone in South Park went KAWAII
Can't remember which episode that was though...
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:43,
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haven't seen south park in years, man
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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I used to watch it all the time when it first started. Fuck knows how many series there are now.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:48,
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I can't even remember when I stopped watching it
comes from hardly watching tv I suppose :)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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I guess I 'grew out of it'. This can only be assumed because I was still in primary school when I watched it.
The movie was on about a month ago, still makes me laugh :)
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:56,
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I was ostensibly grown up when it was on
I've regressed :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:00,
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I should probably track the first few seasons of it down; don't think much of the newer ones though.
They're kind of going down the same road as Family Guy and The Simpsons; trying to be more current, rushing out a half arsed plot referencing something that happened that week.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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I think they wanted to end it a few years ago
but getting some other stuff made was contingent on making south park
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:05,
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Mm, it's not like I can say they should have stopped either.
Some of the more recent episodes can be pretty good, like the one where they get ninja weapons.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:14,
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just have to add more stuff to catch up with I guess
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:22,
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Likewise, likewise.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:34,
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*yiffs*
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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is it
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:10,
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At first I didn't see the anime eyes, so I got this
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:23,
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now it's a theneville bear with laser eyes!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:29,
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(Pope Yodais OLD,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:44,
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Yep
I believe I have the soundtrack somewhere here.
What I meant to say was, I used to listened to this, and I forgot what the movie was about. Well, I know what it was about, just can't remember a single scene.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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She dies, he dies, neither die
(Pope Yodais OLD,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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they were already dead
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:09,
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Then they all have a die-in?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:15,
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Love this film
(littlelise- domestically challenged,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:45,
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