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# Frank Miller
is upsetting hippies and the righteously confused at frankmillerink.com/ and I am summarising as follows

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# little bit of politics there
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
# The director of Mad Max?
Also, it would appear Simon Madison is very good at photographing weewee.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# 15Peter20?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
# only Jonnaton Yeah? has a question mark after his name
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# and he is a bit of a colon
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# *high fives*
Well - *bumhole farts on your muff*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I'd forgotten about him!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Frank Miller Sin City fella
Simon Mad-piss-son? Perhaps.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Silly me - Mad Max was George Miller
He also directed Babe, you know
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Good fackeds!
One day this may gain me a point at a pub quiz.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# You miss spelt it, it's Frank Gallagher...
I think.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# This guy would sort them out
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# why is he called flanbase?
I know why freebase was named so, but why flan?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# You know what? I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing this morning.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# but with extra vulpine bummings probably
:-)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *cuts finger*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# vulpine bummings made me laugh
Interview with Bourbon Fox

Melvyn Bragg: and what would you say is the inspiration for your work ?

Bourbon Fox: vulpine bummings.

No offence BF, I think your work is great.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# 'Vulpine Bummings' will be the title of my first album... if I made music.
And thanks :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# dunno
he's the man with a flan ?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# It is unwise to delve to deeply into the psyche of the gayshift...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Maybe he's a tart
with silky custard
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It's an anagram
of 'turgid repetitive shite'
/give or take a few letters
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Damn you
you made me swallow a satsuma seed. If a tree grows in my innards I'm gonna sue.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# caption on original photo gave his name as "Fran"
although I've seen another name ascribed to him since www.b3ta.com/board/10576376
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I like Mr Miller's style
He's all about the WHORES
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# There's nothing can't be fixed with whores
'cept having too many whores
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# It's a WHORE"s NIGHT!
WHORES trying to steal from my car
WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Crikey
sounds busy
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I did the colouring myself. And I did it in paint.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# unimpressed cherub is unimpressed
mmmm, time for lovely shopping.
'bye!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# See ya!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I'm not sure what I'm looking at here
aside from the resurrection of a meme long-thought exhausted, of course
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
# A used plaster, I think...
I hope...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# You misunderstand!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# squawk POLL squawk
bollocks parrot




(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Why is it in space and not the shallow end of the local swimming baths?
I would assume that to be its natural habitat
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# on B3ta? Surely not?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# response so far has been a little strange
etc etc
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Red one, going in.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# it's either a jamrag or a bonio
i'm glad my eyes aren't working
*shudders*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I've heard of the second one
I'm guessing that the first was their drummer in the late seventies, just before the 'Boy' album
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Your too late with this, It happened last night...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# * Possibly the easiest image to shop...
"In The World!"

* Said in the style of Clarkson!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Celebrity product endorsements #388


Shoddily executed I know, but I had to get it out of my mind, and the board is slow today anyhow.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Encountering a balrog
would cause diarrhea in most people
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# nonsense
just keep throwing fireballs at him - he doesnt have any long range moves.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# good morning, taters!
how are you today?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# tired and lacking motivation for work
You?

Did you have that big sex change op you said you were having? How'd that go, like?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# no ops yet
but it's pay day, so i get to go shopping! been to the docs, got my sicknote(backdated, too. i love the new doctor!) and tabs for my ear, my cold is gone, the cough is almost gone and i should be able to get wool to start my new blanket thias week.
it may be because i've just had chocolate, but i'm finding it hard to be properly sad today :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# he looks like he's trying to push one out, though
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)
# that's kind of where I was going with the post ;o)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# i was watching him on telly last night
well, on dvd, anyway.
i'm saddened today, it seems that terry pratchett has actually decided to end his own life. this is not good.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# For real?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# apparently so
if the guardian is to be believed. i know he was thinking about it, but it's terrible that he feels this is his only option.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Totally.
My mother in law used to run a care home for Alzheimer's patients. With a decent standard of care and an informed approach to medication (i.e. don't just smack 'em off their eyes from dawn till dusk), patients can enjoy a really good quality of life.

I know Sir Terry's deeply worried about the deterioration of his faculties, and at the end of the day it's his call, but sad as you say, to think that he feels death is preferable :o(
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# from a selfish point of view
i'm really going to miss getting the latest discworld book on my birthday, snuff is really rather good and much better than unseen academicals.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# And unfortunately titled, it now appears...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# oof!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# This just slipped out
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# they're not great
even if you take 2, you can still blow a seam trying to evacuate the emergency exit
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Haha!
Also: today
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah it's a bit of a ghost town these days...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# i can't be here 24/7 to kick you fuckers into touch, you know
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# "I'll colour it in for ten"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# All seems to be in order.
...and I'll take the repost opportunity since it took me chuffin' ages!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# allow me to add some shading

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Good stuff!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha
also, rhinoshark
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# oh, that's getting clicked
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Strangely prescient, as the shark attacks a helicopter in the sequel.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'd forgotten that :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] You're a lizard Harry!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# nice scarf
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# nice castle
ah, gets it!
castle school
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:15, archived)
# i like this one
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] zoom zoom
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)
# very nice
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Pick a lane, lizard!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Just a good ol' boy
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Fantastic!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# haha
i love this, the ending is magic
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# what she said^
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
...and a masterpiece of optimising as well to get that down to that size.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# yes.... errr.... a masterpiece of optimising!
er, what? if i remember rightly, i just shrunk it a bit, reduced the quality maybe, but nothing particularly masterful about it.

i mean, yes, thank you! i spent ages getting it just right ;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I was always terrible at gif compression...
Probably due to rubbish free softward.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)
# If only...
Baker + Fry = win
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# He's a one, that Baker

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# haha
this made me laugh. super
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# He'd make a splendid Dr Who although he'd have to have each and every episode where
he uses his iPad, iPhone, iTouch and iPod and such to get out of any tricky situations. Also he would have to have a massive Twitter Flounce half way through for dramatic effect darlin' and the TARDIS would be transformed into a London Cab.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# A complete breakdown in the space/time continuum as the Tardis crashes while downloading iOS5
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I complete breakdown followed by a full recovery
as the TARDIS is caught in a Bi-Polar Wormhole slingshotted between Planet Happy and Planet Sad!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# This is fab
But I can't help thinking Laurie would be better, and probably more popular with the 'merkins

EDIT: Anyone else heard the rumour that this chap turned the role down in the 80s? Shame...

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# fuck the merkins...they fucked up Torchwood
keep it in Wales and get Michael Sheen as the Dr
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Michael Sheen as the Master!
With goatee
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:33, archived)
# The Master just has to be Christopher Walken
with added Cow Bell.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Nice rumour
he was probably busy getting the fucking horn.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Cushing or nowt.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Nice pic, but I rather hope not.
Jason Statham should be the next doctor.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I'm late, soz
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# he's just grassing him up!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# When the growing gets turf.....the turf get growing
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# he's a lucky sod
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# You Sod!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)
# ándale, ándale!.... mon!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Hehe
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Just wade in with the inevitable...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha..
Been reading the increasingly ludicrous/tedious tweets about it.

I'd say it's merely a backup plan by the Who people for when the inevitable axe falls on the TV series, when the BBC decide its too expensive
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Flog the rights, rather than a dead horse, you mean?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# The Beeb are right in the crapper at the mo
They'd make a fortune flogging the exclusive rights to Hollywood.

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# It's taller on the inside!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Apparently they have commissioned a specially reduced-scale line of Dalek to retain the proportions.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# And resembles a sort of
closet.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Ning b3ta!
Yesterday, 'Kitty Fantastico' came first with Gemma Atkinson and Yaphet Kotto.
Yaphet Kotto was then seconded by 'Eduard Khil's Haircut', who added Beverly D'Angelo in her Lampoon vacation shower pose?
(Having spent hours researching images and video of this shower pose, I was unable to find a source image that was not too steamy)
Finally, 'RedHouse' said "Virginie Ledoyen for my vote!"

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:22, archived)
# wheres all this MOXIE and GUSTO I've been hearing so much about latly?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Tuesday stripey ftw!!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:23, archived)
# :D)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Oh you poor soul! Searching for the perfect source :p
'ning all.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Very good Sir.
*Yaphet has quite and interesting bio.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Seems to be rather more attention to detail paid to the lower half of that first image than the top...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:30, archived)
# and your point is.....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)
# That she looks like Till Lindemann
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I may wait till I'm home to google her...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# O_O
Till Lindemann is a bloke?

* Bokes
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Gemma Atkinson was hotter
when her boobs obeyed the laws of physics
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Dear lord, Yaphet looks odd there
I thought it was a human sized Gary Coleman
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:41, archived)
# He's stolen Mork's rainbow suspenders
And thanks WB for the three lovely ladies.
Tomorrow, Maggie Gyllenhaal (as my favourite Secretary, or perhaps a surprise www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhUciUSoN5s)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA :D And that picture of Yaphet is unbelievable!
Great stuff. Martha Plimpton tomorrow please?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Oh the sweet, sweet Virginie
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# ^ Would ^
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Oh well, boner gone.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# *massages prostate*
not in a gay way though
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
# In a medical way? o_o
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Shut up and take your gay medicine.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:13, archived)
# It won't be long now,,,

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Hello all
Seems there was no-one worth doing born on the 16th, so no requests from me. However I just realised you could have done Anni-Frid from ABBA today...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Why don't you draw a picture of her then?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# why latte is evil
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:45, archived)
# hahha
is it okay if i dont understand?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:04, archived)
# yep. just so long as you aree with me
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:14, archived)
# i didn't know there where planes that took lates directly to hell
but i want to go
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Needs more boss beating.
Still woo though :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:22, archived)
# EEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!
This is way too good for this time in the morning!
Love your stuff so far.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Latte is joy.
The only form of coffee that even approaches the majesty of tea.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)
# I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:27, archived)
# blasphemy!!!
it's milky muck not fit to wipe the arse of a Tesco value tea bag

woo to the pic though....bloody marvelous
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Take that back!
What am I supposed to eat my blueberry muffin with then?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:38, archived)
# a nice hot cup of Rosie Lee
of course :D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I had a latte yesterday with a hot sausage roll - luxury!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Ooo you can't buy class! ;o)
How you getting on with Skyrim?

(L21 Nord bruiser, currently working through the Companions missions, trying to get rid of this SPOILER fucking werewolf END SPOILER thing I picked up in an effort to please)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Well I have 2 days off
so I'm going to get back to playing if my dog will allow me some "me time" that is. I suppose she gets bored very quickly but I'm bloody knackered after working a week of 3am mornings then a week of lates but she's just a dog and doesn't understand that I need some time to relax. I miss James so much he would play with the dog while I worked on the computer, I feel now I have no time for fun :(

L21!? Zoinks!! I've only just started and I'm still just hovering between level2 and 3 if I could only managed to get past those damn zombie things in that Barrow place. I kill the Spider easy enough and free then instant kill the thief and take the Golden Claw but then I have to work through all those zombies and eventually they wear my health down to zero - I'll crack it but it's a real timesink
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# I had quite a weekend of it...
I think I had a bit of a wander round prior to attempting the Barrow thing. Those drawer drau zombie things can be a bit of a drain when they come in numbers.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# KRAMER VS KRAMER
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmm . . .
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 5:10, archived)
# gaaaaayyyyy
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 5:11, archived)
# in a good way of course
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 5:16, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 5:32, archived)
# Hey I don't know if anyone is still here but I just want to say that I worked out the problem with /board
We need more MOXIE and more GUSTO.

Sort it out mods.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:01, archived)
# Google won't tell me what movie you're referencing.
No sleep for me then :p
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:16, archived)
# I thought I could handle the moxie part.
I think these guys have some. I'm all out.

hrbinc.streamguys.net


ok, they just played this- full of fucking moxie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOCcXbyNm90
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:23, archived)
# thud crash slip boom thonk pow do-yoi-yoi-yoi-oing aaa-ooo-gahh
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:45, archived)
# You are Warner Brothers AICMFP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=56NHIcIt1Wo

The only thing more crazy difficult than making this album is performing it live.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:52, archived)
# hahahahh holy fuck! it's just like the album
i haven't listened to this in ages
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:24, archived)
# I have about a gallon of PEP over here?
how far will that get me?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:44, archived)
# I prefer vim and vigor.
Charmed can keep the spunk ;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Moxie & Gusto abound
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:44, archived)
# Awww why not compo it!
It's got the coloured lizards after all.
Is anyone else's cursor tweaking out on them? I've got Firefox7 and ever since the upgrade text boxes are turning to mush. Of course I insist on Redshift, which is the only reason to use Firefox, and which they keep deprecating.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:29, archived)
# Say it with me:
rainbowrainbowrainbrainbrainbrainbowrainbowrainbow
Right?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for the shitness
I'm remote desktoped into my home pc so I can use photoshop
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:04, archived)
# you're what with the what now?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)
# no photoshop on the work pc and I forgot my lappy
but it's still on at home so I set up a vpn then ran remote desktop from the 10gb dwdm connection at work to my laptop with it's 4mb upload and used photoshop that way
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:08, archived)
# it's very long winded for a crap picture
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Ok.
Isn't technology marvellous, it's amazing what they can do these days.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)
# I could have used the apple mac in the corner of the office
but I couldn't be bothered to walk across the room
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
#
apples give you cancer
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# but I thought an apple a day keeps the doctor away
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)
# You need to wake up.
Whose interests are best served by keeping you from seeking appropriate medical advice when you're unwell?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:37, archived)
# and they leak out chem trails
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Tin foil hat time?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)
# just me, you and david icke
wrapped in foil
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)
# you didn't read the small print
*only when used in conjunction with trebuchet
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:38, archived)
#


soz for the shit shop (but at least I made an effort with the hand)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Incompatible hardware.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Or
Opening the box invalidates the warranty.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:58, archived)
# is this dress too sexy for my sister?
is this dress too sexy for my sister?
dig.la/avA
She would like choose a dress for a makeup party.
is this dress too sexy for my sister?
I don't think she could wear this.She is 19 only.
Your proposal?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:29, archived)
# hey all you photoshoppingbitches.
can someone open this and resave it. It crashes my animation shop 3 :((.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:30, archived)
# I like this
and as such I think I'll click to show my liking it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:31, archived)
# I HATE IT!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:38, archived)
# i want someone to fix it for me so that i can turn it into 2 furry flowers having sex
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:39, archived)
# i prefer this to anime crap
only just, but that's not the point
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:42, archived)
# we did i resave this for you?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# !
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# <
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:04, archived)
# *
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:05, archived)
# hi - good news about the thighs
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Worse news-
My newspaper (founded 1869) is ceasing to exist. The last edition is this Friday.
Redundancies are gunna take place. Almost certainly including me.
So the career is over, and it looks like I've wasted my 30s.
Damn right I'm fulla self-pity!
And my leg still sodding hurts.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Oh.
That sounds pretty shitty, I'm sorry to hear that.

Struggling to find a reassuring platitude here.

So anyway, my life went all shit but now it seems to be getting a bit better. Not much, but a bit. See?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Yep, I see.
A bit less shit is probably a bit OK, I s'pose.
Pissed out my face listening to Spacemen 3 at the minute. Dunno what else to do.
Well, I do know, but I don't know anyone who'll sell me the necessary illegal drugez.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:38, archived)
# without wanting to sound like a condesending wanker
excercise made a MASSIVE difference to my mental well being
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# I think I agree:
because I suddenly live in the middle of nowhere, I have to cycle 5 miles to work.
I wouldn't normally be inclined to deliberately do much to stay fit, but I certainly feel loads better after 7 months of enforced exercise.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Cheers. You're not a wanker.
But I'd rather die than get any exercise.
I don't even give a flying one about my mental wellbeing any more, cos I'm dosed up to the tits on antidepressants and it makes sod-all difference.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:53, archived)
# this is tough to respond to,
i understand how it feels when someone offers advice. all i can say is i've also been on anti depressants, and beyond. it has taken a long time, but i am now in a place where i think the worst of it is behind me.

btw, if the anti depressants aren't helping, they may not be the right ones for you.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Oh, OK then. I'll take up jogging instead. Gotta fill the unemployed time somehow.
*wry ;)*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:21, archived)
# same here.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Be glad you know ahead of time
My brother's paper was bought out and closed without notice, replaced by a free Metro edition. Fortunately he was well known around town after 18 years of his name in print as a reporter and editor, and picked up a new job in PR pretty quickly.
I hope there's a package for you in the deal?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:58, archived)
# Ta.
There'll be a modest redundancy sum, yeah. Enough for a laptop (typing this on company property - maybe they'll let me keep it) and a phone, and a coupla months' breathing room.
No PR for me, though. 'Tis the devil's own work as far as I'm concerned.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:41, archived)
# That bloke-
that one there-
he's got a chimbley on his soldier
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 4:27, archived)
# you've ruined my surprise... you've ruined it!
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING I TRY TO DO
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# This should work - I also reduced the noise which was probably causing your program to crash all that noise increases the file size.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# thank you!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# 4chan would love this
why not fuck off over there
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:30, archived)
# We never need 4chan!! :(
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:37, archived)
# and we never need spam :D
Crap just lost another facebook friend

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:41, archived)
# that's survivable
i told a friend, who i know through my wife, that he looked like a paedophile on one of his facebook photos.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:44, archived)
# I don't know the guy
so not really fussed
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# oh, you're not one of those that has a thousand facebook friends are you?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:46, archived)
# about 850
they add me not the other way round
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:47, archived)
# are you one of those celebrity types then?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# done a bit of the old putting a donk on it and the wiki wiki wiki
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:53, archived)
# as a USAian, I find your user-id number to be highly offensive
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Hmm.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:40, archived)
# even that makes me feel sick
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Ah, but you must agree it's a useful resource for the faint-hearted.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:01, archived)
# I guess so
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Oh, now that's just downright disgraceful.
Ugh. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Still,

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:58, archived)
#


(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:46, archived)
# MORE OF THIS!!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# I had another one
dunno where it went

but I do have THIS


(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I wonder what she looks like now...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Honk honk.

I didn't even click yo link muddafucka.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# I think it might be time to make the signup process a little harder.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Maybe b3ta could have two environments: development (test) and live.
The n00bs must post at least 100 posts to the dev environment before they can precede to the live environment. Also, prior to this they must complete a 100metre sprint on hot coals and complete all rounds within the Brendle game show
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# we just need one of those captcha things
but all the weird letters are replaced by CDCs
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:44, archived)
# That's even better
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 4:05, archived)
# No just make it harder for spambots
make them express their MOXIE and GUSTO.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:04, archived)
# Ham

Toucher
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:15, archived)
# It's like a regular feature these days.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# It depends
on a scale of 1 to 10, how sexy do you like your sister to be?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:07, archived)
# Classy.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Oooooo Get you with your arts
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:20, archived)
# I missed the original thread
But I'm going to put this here

You have no idea how long it took in paint. Anyway, I've missed my bed time. Good night all
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:52, archived)
# Get the casting right, and it just might work.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Mit der krankenwagen
I'm off. Have a good night all :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:02, archived)
# G'night.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Arf!
I actually think Dylan Moran would be a fun choice for Dr Who
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# No Bernard Cribbins? Booo
Top work :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Hahaha
she's so fucking frightening.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)
# To boldly fuck where no fuck has fucked before.

(except Captain Kirk)
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
# in all fairness, this really needed more vimod
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:25, archived)
# check.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I'm a vimod virgin
haven't shopped him yet
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Spocks face angle is almost perfect
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha, have a cdc
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
# FUCK TREK
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)
# acknowledged
and affirmed
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:04, archived)
# FUCK ACROSS THE AGES. Or something.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry] My Wizzard has already bin kolid in...
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Wood.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:48, archived)

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