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# prolly bindun but what the hay
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I'm missing the significance
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# It's like a Master Card but with an added H - fucked if I know!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# is there some form of Richard Hammond tie-in I'm missing?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# There was, but the delivery of the joke just totally swerved off course.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# It's a joke, like on Top Gear
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# significance?
the hamster wheel of credit? the thing even looks like a hamster wheel... just me then, keep running :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# *jogged on obligingly*
=D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Looks like a stretched anus to me, but then again I've been on b3ta too long...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Is Master Card having a laugh?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaha
mint
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I use it to buy all my hamsters
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# *awaits inevitable people lined up drinking beer in that black and white film 'shop*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Ice Cold In Alex
Seriously, it's a great movie.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# this
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# and Sylvia Sims was seriously hot
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:27, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Oh, I do like that.
:-)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Would that be
at Martini's bar? :) *bad-dum-tish*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# .....ooo-oooo....
before he was shaken (not stirred) by the grumpy teachers husband on the right? :-D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Roger the Red Nosed Bondeer
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# where's David Niven?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# He's back there
in Santa's sack
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Bet he claims benefits too!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha. Wonderful.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Gameboys? Is this 1990?
jolly good though - 'bastards all over the place' :-D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Haha I must be getting old!
I thought a 3DS was branded as a gameboy but a quick google shows I'm wrong! I'll just go retune my wireless.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# haha old git! ;)
and I think you mean Crystal Set granddad
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# He is pretty old to be fair
He's probably the sort of parent who buys Pop Stations
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Teddy Ruxpins for everyone!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Cabbage Patch Kids - The Xmas Wars!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Lite-Brite!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hey, don't diss the retro goodness ;) Mega Drive, SNES, the breeze block people called a Game Boy... I'm all about that.
In other news, I've successfully completed semester one, so expect to see me around here a lot more often. :D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# "semester one"
Are you at some sort of american stage school?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# No, I'm at uni. XD
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Youre a young 'un
i suspect it was all PS2s and minidiscs when you were an infant!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Mm, I hated that I missed out on things like the ZX Spectrum or C64.
I did have an Atari though (I think it was a 2600). I'm a 90s kid with 80s influences. :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# They were a pain in the arse when they were all that was available
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
#
Spy hunter for the win, I remember seeing Alex kid in Miracle World for the first time. Looked like fucking Battlefield 3 to me at the time,
(, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Yes! :D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Ekslant :D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The past catches up with him at last
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Luckily for British taxpayers, a fair number of those women don't make it to the end credits.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# More likely to have teh AIDS
- the bad version
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:48, archived)
# it's a newsletter
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# cheers rob!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Cheers
boss.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I like the festive mace idea
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Best one in ages
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Nice one
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Thanks
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# oh no it isn't...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Yesss!
Get in!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# hahah
yes!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# are you screengrabbig your collection?
;)


Nicely done sir
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# cheers fella...
screenmusings.org/James-Bond.htm
/shhh, don't tell everyone ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# mmmm. MoneyPenny
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Aha!
*ideas*... I should probably have a go at the compo, it's been two days now... blimmin' work, eh?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# this one already looks Christmassy
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Lovely. In related news, I was just working on 'The Oddjobman'.
*consigns to history*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# *fond memories of when DTH turned into Oddjob*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Wow,
This website is still going. The level of humour hasn't changed either. Which is a good thing.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
# superb!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I can never see the snowman without thinking of Irn Bru now.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# glad I'm not alone in that :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# GLANG
Glang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang *click*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hehehehe!
*Click*
:D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# YES!
Now animate it!

:o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
you're ruling this challenge Sir
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
Marvelous
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Lovely!
I was trying to work out what to do with that parachuting bit.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Something
has to be said
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# erm...
Is this the airport, Clark?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha!
Even his teeth would struggle with rock!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)
# hahahah
brilliantly done sir
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# oh yes, good show!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Very good!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] How did he get down the chimney?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# RIS...?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# he bit the plate rather than the food cos he has metal teeth
i thought it was a black glove at first
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
^this^
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# I've cleaned it up a bit
so there's less seamyness. Hopefully it looks less like a black glove now. ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# yeah me too - i thought it was a black hand!
Doh!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Racist!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# speaking of which
EDL irony fail!

t.co/PCPEtITY
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# haha... you'd better watch out...
... santajaws is comin' to town!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# splendiferous!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# mind the piss!
*click*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# reminds me of this
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'd forgotten about those adverts. Nobody can eat three because it's like eating hay.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha yeah, bloody awful stuff
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# This is about the first one I haven't RISsed on
So it gets a click from me
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Arf!
And he looks so happy too!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "By the powers 'IN'vested 'IN ME' by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this Turkey"!!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# not if you're basting it
with what it looks like you're basting it with!!!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# why has he got a hygrometer in his hand?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# So he can stick where the sun don't shine BOY
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I'd watch!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# PHWOAAAAAAR!
Would, twice.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] An end of year round up too..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# He/She
Looks scarily like James May
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
What a helpful chap
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# nice tie!
I missed out on winning a car and an iPad in a draw at work. BAH!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# just the heroin then?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# yes, Xmas scag all round!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Tee hee
:)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Arf.
Nice one Mr Tect.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# "Where's Fekkesh?"
much woo!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Best one yet!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# SO much good stuff on the board today!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# That is beautiful
top work!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I've come to the conclusion
that every Roger Moore face is funny...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Stay classy, James
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nice one Joe!!
:)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha.


(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# The Tie Who Loved Me.
\o/
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Bow finger?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# oh, nicely!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahaha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# haha
ish thish sha night bus?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# and I wan a carry oot!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Oh, James.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
That'sh Acshe
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Escape Pod!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Nice one Ninj

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Cheers Stan!
Arm on the mend now? :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Yes.
Just stiff now. Can do most things with it.
Not the thing to be saying on here , but hey!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Problem with your arse, wasn't it?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Fisting ferrets?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha
Donald Pleasance had one in Escape from New York as well!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# :D
Bad luck on 'The Pokes' mate :(
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# The what?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# The Pokes...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Wasn't even aware of that.
Ah well, it's very nice to be nominated!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# ^ actual factual!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Tee Hee has never lost a cracker pull..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# My, what long forearms he has!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Crackers! Mind if I pea all over the place?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Octopluggy.
Dr. No Way.
The Pain Is Not Enough.
You Only Wince Twice.
For Your Arse Only.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Pooraker
Butplugs Are Forever
The Spy Who Plugged Me
A Poo To A Thrill
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# The Man With The Swollen Bum
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# i thought that was bacon at first :(
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# would you accept bacon from a man with a claw hand?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# wull.
maybe?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] <wilhelm scream>
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# There's totally a monster in that pond.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I am playing far too much skyrim
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Ejector sheat?..
You musht be joking..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# That's ace
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Marvellous
but it's nothing to joke about
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
Reminded me of this..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Nice.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "You expect me to... Oh"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Awwww! :D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
It's quite a well-worn theme for this challenge, so I'll put this one here.

"Care for some high-stakes Cranium, Mr Bond?"

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# He'll totally cheat.
He's got previous.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Fastest way to get your turn over and done with at charades:
Song

One word

14 syllables.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah! Waspy, you Bugger!!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# heeheehee!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# YES!!
Noon Bilbo!! :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# noon Ninj
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# haha!
Sorry Bobs!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Arf!
Nowt wrong with having another Beatty.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# The great b3ta hive mind strikes again
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
still good
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Arf!.
Classic b3ta right there.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

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