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#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I think we all dream this could happen
but this world is just too broken
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
#
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# Well, that's not something you see every day!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# that did
actually happen
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Looks....
fun
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:50, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# PEACE IN OUR TIME
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# ace
looks like it could be a kids show
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I don't get it.
Also, please refrain from clogging the board up.

kthnxbai ;)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I'm not sure what is going on there
Do people salute whilst yawning?
It's a nice pic though.

Edit: I wish I was prolific
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
# In Russia, yawns salute you!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll flop this h'yare
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Its our duty as a community of puerile cunts
Didn't you read the brief?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# I may be a cunt but I am certainly not childish!
*runs off screaming whilst flailing arms*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:46, archived)
# hehe
He could also be a Bored Member...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# That's nice, that
He's bored because he hasn't got a naked nun.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:46, archived)
# say what you like about the FAQ, Dude, at least it's an ethos...
 
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# ...something to hold on to, meaning.
Either way, the FAQ gives a definition of who we are, whether for or against.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# It surrounds us and penetrates us
it binds the board together...
 
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# ...you'll never leave.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# yawn fah yahweh
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Pffffft!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# oh heil bored nazi
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 1:15, archived)
# can some photoshop khunt...
surely some speech bubbles or other appropriate tomfoolery for Abbots home page? there is clear division here!
www.dianeabbott.org.uk
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# this ^
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I hope it's extra boily today!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Th'at's not elementary school student piss!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
# This is a look I'd be willing to try.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Worth the wait
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# schlurp
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# get it while it's phressssssssssshhhhhhh
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# LOL!
I like you, you're stupid
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
# this is what it's all about
Yesterday, atomic tried passing off pre-boiled piss, and I was having none of it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# oh dear..
*Dons protective suit*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# ^ this
the idea is to show us not tell us
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
thanks , yes thanks for letting me know that...i'll bear that in mind next time eh...pfffttt
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
#
oh fuck off pedantos , oooh cardinal sin thout shalt only post on the correct board blah blah suck ma bawbag
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# what?
why are you telling me to fuck off?

i'm confused
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
if you want to shoulder the collective paranoia then ok yes you can fuck off as well
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# bless you, you temperamental little baby
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Are you a bit mental or something?
But I like words like Paranoia, they intrigue me
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# We do have STANDARDS don't y'know.
*waves walking stick*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# You appear to have divested your perambulation device of its playthings.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# yes of course
you're right and the rest of everybody is wrong.

*Sigh*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
I hope you are wearing your flouncing dress.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Er?
Your post was pretty fucking weak to be honest
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# That's not a cardinal sin
though both sloth and wrath are.
Here, have a sloth: www.b3ta.com/links/Baby_Sloth_Yawning
 
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I like pedantos, they're nice and minty.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# How about no.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# The Beyond.
:D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 2:38, archived)
# Nope, it's 'Scream and Scream Again'. :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 2:46, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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# PHUKSPLASH
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# WATCHOO TALKIN BOOT BOOSEY
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# My word.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:57, archived)
# What the fuck. That looks sore
Is that from a flim?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Muahahahahahahaaaaaa!

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Thankies!
I've been waiting for a chance to use it :D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely done.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Fankyew :D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:36, archived)
# sook ma root
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)
# I think he's gone now.
Shame, it was getting dangerously close to a flounce. The first of 2012.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# A flounce, you say?
you say?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Flounces are glamourous!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Oh my, yes!
yes!If done correctly of course.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Which I haven't seen for a good few months now.
We should make bets on how many flounces there'll be by the end of the year.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Oh oh oh oh
I say 37. And at least 6 from /board regulars.
so who's keeping count then?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Terence
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] don't mind


if I join you?
feeling a bit out of sorts :/
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Any more than 98C and you scold the urea
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Says it all
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Can we have a click for huge too?
Great post, Have a click.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Our postie leaves it hidden if we're not in.
Maybe risking his job but he gets a Christmas box that the jobsworths never get.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I don't mind that....
But once had one leave a package IN MY BIN and signed the recorded delivery thing himself!

(got 5 books of stamps for moaning about it)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# You should be paying extra for his review ;>)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Exact-a-fucking-lootley
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Ha ha - true
and a good way to wind up someone from Harrow.
 
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Not meaning to spam or nowt, but
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# According to Diane Abbott.... <:)

Shit and seamy
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# As a white person I find her attitudes provide
a negative influence on my efforts at integration.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# kill, kill da white man
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Galipoli with fucking horses?!?!?!?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Jeremy joins up.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I NEED A POO!!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:23, archived)
# This line never works when chatting up women.
Also, that's some impressive lurking, right there.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Well...
Cheers muchly, been lurking for about 7-8 years so I've got no excuse :)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I didn't even know about this place until about 3 years ago. XD
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
# That's what happens when
you concentrate all your energy into QOTW for eight years.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
I just binned my internet tourist bum bag ;)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Not many people double
an eight year output inside 20 minutes. Hope you stick around, pleasant dude.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
Thanks mate and i think I will :)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Your horse is amazing!
 
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# FUCK MY HORSE AND EAT MY DOGS
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# titters uncontrollably :D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# * Stops tickling cakeburglar
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)
# awww i was enjoying a good titter
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Kerry Katona?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Hehe
I saw that the other day. Why do the antique dealers always dress like Mr Toad from Wind in the Willows?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# hahahaha
so true
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# .
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I liked Lovejoy but I liked Deadwood even better
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# He had some great lines as
Meredith in 44 Inch Chest
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# "You cunt
this isn't fucking Chippendale"
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# leave Tim alone

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# he's a lovely bloke, but he's not very happy with you

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I wondered if that was moving or not for a moment there...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Tim Whatacock
Needs a good spanging!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
#
Happy New year Terrence ;) you cunny funt
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Nice first post, well saved up.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Bob?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
Aye Laddie! but off to bed noo fookin knackerd ketchup soon
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Tim's great :)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
it's the hat that makes this wonderful
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf & I'll just stick mine here.

Edit...Just sec quickfix...hmmm itldo.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Not done one of these in a while ;)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I'm going in for the kiss!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# *videos*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# *porn acts*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# *lady spluffs*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# ooh - specialist!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# "FUCK," *wave hand faintly and sigh a bit* "it's all FUCK!"
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# You had me at 'FUCK'
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
# "Fuck is in the japeseye of the Beholder"
- Javiel Xnarierl
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# BASE!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm very sorry
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Clever :D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I filenamed.
and now I have to hurt someone
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# i am wearing my anti spang helmet
feel free to start the violence
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# *removes helmet* Try this one on for size!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# i deserve it
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# T'was bloody good punning, I must say. :D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# thanks but i still have to live with the shame
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# We all do.
It's something us b3tans have to live with.

Forever.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# thanks for posting that
it helps
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Every day I wake up, I think I'm gonna be back on /board...
...and I usually am.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I have loads of King OF Fighters Neo Geo Japanese CDs
I keep meaning to ebay all that crap. I am massively lazy.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Neo Geo? That's the one where games cost an absolute fortune, right?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Cost buttons in Hard Off
But yes, about the cost of an arcade machine per game.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Smart :) they should fetch a pretty penny.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I imagine 3 quid on average
A whole 21 quid coming my way YEAH!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Well it's a result, eh?
A crap result, but still...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# The thing about ebay is it sounds easy
but it involves other people's expectations, and post offices. Both of which are unreasonable.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Yeah, any eBay buyer doesn't expect to pay RRP, even for something brand new.
P&P is a bitch too; I'd say about 3 times, I've ended up selling something for about a tenner and only really coming out with a couple of quid profit.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I have made losses in the past because I didn't think ahead
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Likewise. I just don't bother any more...
...mainly because I haven't had anything decent to sell for years.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
A *click* for punnage above and beyond the call of duty!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Stay still....
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# runs about a bit
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
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# I'm pretty happy for the Queen
she's done been a Queen for all these consecutive years without doing a dead even once. Which are kind of the rules of jubilees. But still, well done Queen. I hope they give her an extra special dinner to celebrate.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# awww how sweet
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# PREPARE YOURSELF!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# O_O -whoa!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# GLORIOUS!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# SHITTTING HELL !!!!!!
O.O
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# you deserved width="100%" young lady!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# in many ways young man
;D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
# HOLY SHITTING FUCK!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# * Moves back to the end of the garden
Nice!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# try increasing your screen resolution or buying a bigger monitor
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
# It grows to the window size
so if you have a big wide screen - this will fill it (in chromium at least)

edit: actually, I genuinely like the attitude of, instead of setting a fixed width you want that to appear as, making other people buy stuff, or change settings to suit you. That is a thing of beauty.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# aye
<img width="100%" src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/explodingspang.gif" />
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
# On a 1080 screen...
that is taller than the screen. At such a size, is really hard to see what is happening. It is like a really interesting defragmentation progress screen.

Edit: also, was his cock hanging out in the source video, or did you add that?

Edit: Despite all this, I actually like your style. A proper punk attitude. I salute you.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:33, archived)
# haha cheers
It is a tool belt I think, not a cock, but if the cap fits!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# height=100% instead
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# He still has a lovely cock!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Wow.. can I try that?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# go on then!
oh boy - that works very well!!

img src="http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62105/1325747844/JanuaryJones.jpg" width="100%"
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# 1000% - madness....
img width="1000%" src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/explodingspang.gif" /
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# O _ O
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# change your height tag to width in your Jan Jones pic
it's boggling!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# moves to house with bigger garden
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# YESSSSS!
That is an EPIC SPANG. Kind of teletexty.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# hahahaha
class spangage
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# A turkey slap for the ages!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha, top punnage.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
Oh man I thought mine was bad. Take a click, sir!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:33, archived)
# The eternal question *ponders and parps*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
:D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
did you draw the characters? they're ace.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Yep in Illustrator
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Really nicely sketched.
Like quick newspaper style drawings if you know what I mean.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Mine have been smelling like a new life form...
Have you by any chance had any experience using Corel draw. I'v just reinstalled it for the first time in about 3 years, and it confuses the shit out of me....
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I used to use Corel Draw many years ago and I found it confusing too
but there are many book to guide you through Corel Draw
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Think I'll just stick with photoshop and flash.... it's easier!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Rodin's
"The Stinker"?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Well done
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Result!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I've not posted anything in aaaages...
...and this took far too long, so be nice.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# It's a scandal!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# very good
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# She's a Keeler Queen, gunpowder, gelatine...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Nicely done :)
though I'm not sure why it is an x-ray?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# x-raycist
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# i like it
for no discernible reason
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I do not really get these, if I am honest.
It is becoming a bit, well, creepy.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# It is only creepy if you wank to it.
Otherwise it is just a picture of things.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# It's just moggy attention seeking!
I remember when the board was filled with comedy gold, not people with questionable skills seeking gratification.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# There has been some really good stuff lately,
It used to be a bit more the case that every post was a joke with the occasional bit of artage - but the /board has always tended to be around as good as the image challenge on average.
I always thought the prerequisite of a b3ta hardcore was questionable skills, and a sense of humour.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Yeah, like you...(I've seen your shops)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# At least I admit my shops are poor....
I just can't compete with the prices at tesco.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# *flounces, cuts finger, misunderstands*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Depends if you got the references
I for one have never seen On The Buses
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# agreed
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# You should run home to Mummy then.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Very broad hips on that Nun
PHWOAR
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I really get these, if I am honest.
It is becoming a bit, well, creepy.

;)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I have to agree with Mr.P
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Shut-up!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Fuck me, if no one gets this one they're fucking mental.. ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# The important thing is...I made myself laugh.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# The joke page in German women is always a hoot !
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Then make it your wallpaper and stop clogging the board up...
This makes me long for the gay shift
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
# 'clogging the board up'?
I'll clog your fucking head with shit hammers! How's that for 'clogging'?!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Putin's minivan.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# OOOOoooooooooo an internet threat.....
*Phones the police and sobs
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# *reads sig*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Fuck... I think I've got it!
The figure of dominance and brutality (Hitler), faith (Maria) and innocence (teddy bear) indulging in sordid acts with each other...

It's the mind of a mentally unstable person with multiple personality disorder, isn't it? Like Fight Club?


...I may need a coffee.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# When I said that I'd got it, I meant that particular copy of DOUCHe
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Is that the new one?
Can I borrow it? Or... is it a bit beyond use now?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I'll pop it on top of the radiator to firm it up a little before I mail it to you...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Hooray! :D
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Not quite.
I thought it was obvious that Maria was the Dom, and Hitler is representing man's weakness. The bear is just a bear.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I always thought these started because of Moggy's weird pictures...
...or have these been going on longer than that?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# These have nothing to do with Mogu, other than the fact that I named her 'Maria' in honor of Mogu's Maria.
I think you can see that I've gone down a whole different path than Mogu.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Yeah... for example, you (and I, for that matter) draw characters who are over 18. :)
And your stuff is sordid and exploitative, but awesome in doing so. Moggy's is... quite depressing.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I don't find Mogu's work depressing.
It is pretty much standard stuff in Japan. She has a nice style, and her images are thought provoking. My images are like thought invasions. Ha ha! XD
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I find her work depressing because it's so unoriginal. I came from dA, so I've seen it all before.
When she does something batshit insane (like the comics, or that Mr Hanky one), that's not depressing, hell no.
It feels like I'm being fucked in the eye sockets with a bowie knife. XD
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Damn!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Nice headboard adornments!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Compelling scenes!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Well I'm just taking the piss with that post
But at the same time, I don;t think there was a time when these post were not creepy.
I thought that was their point?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# no offence to Atomic
but there is a point where it crosses the line.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I crossed the line a long time ago.
I take no offense. I don't expect people to frame these and hang them on the wall. They are shit drawings for amusement. You can block them and go collect stamps.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# A great case for philately
Actually googeling this for spelling I hit my first googlewhack...

"Philatists hobbyists"
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# atomic--
---i lurk around here mostly--just taking in the creativity from all of you jokers---great stuff usually--your art though--is entertaining as hell--and has qualities of robert crumb---
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Thank you. \o/
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Oh I get this now!
Yeah, it's the thing... with... the thing... uhh...

Wait, no I don't get it.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I rarely get these, but really I really get this which is a rarity.... I'm not being honest...
If your becoming a bit well, it's nice that you are feeling better...
Creeeep on to the max dude ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# haha
in the sHitler
edit: this would make a lovely stamp :)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Ha ha...someday.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# a happy ending, then?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# No........................................NEVER!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# RIGHT WELL
that's me good and frothed up, who wants a nibble?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# ME.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Get in ther Pugsey!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# FUCKING BEAR
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Ha ha...I blame you.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I love these
keep posting
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# "I will do what I must."
-Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars III
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# PLEASE don't include Obi-Wan next time.
Or do, it's your call. XD
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Blasphemy!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# "That's no moon."
"NEIN! IST MEIN BRATWURST!"
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:38, archived)
# You crossed the line!...O_O...OMG!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# XD YOU MISUNDERSTAND! XD
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# *runs home to mummy*
*sees to stamp collection*
(see ya's) o/
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Wanna trade that Diana stamp for this Alamo shiny stamp? I've got about 8.
And taraa!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# suave hitla
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I expect to see this on the cartoon network by the end of the year.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
# no idea why you're getting stick for these.
Please keep up the good work
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# They can't hurt me...I'm atomic.
Ha ha! o/
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# I like these a lot.
That is all.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Fuck you, I ain't making it into a stamp.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh fuck it, go on then:
go on then:
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# phwoarty phwoar
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# A penny penny
nice use of currency
Edit:I love it that fractions of a penny had such complicated names.
4 farthings to a penny. 2 farthings to a ha'p'n'y. I think we should revert to base 4/12/20 or some other random bollocks.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Elizabeth Taylor!
AICMFP!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# No, that's Freebase.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# that's a rather large bath
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Would.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Shit,
I cannot find my sexy queen picture :(
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# have mine
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# *nose bleeds* NO! This isn't meant to happen!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# she is your ruler
give her some length
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# hey - she looked pretty fit back in the day
i see no problem with this image
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Let this be a lesson to you all
Beauty is fleeting. Marry for the cooking, and cleaning.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Yeah, but it's just knowing what she looks like right now that's freaking me out.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# A crown with stripes in winter? No,no,no.
(best queen pic ever)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Who do you think you are?
Running round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of farts
Tearing love apart
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# nice. I know that face...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Brittania ain't what she used to be ....
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
# guilty lols
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# this is excellent on so many levels
my fave one of the compo so far
*crips*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# This is good.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# awesome :))
hehehe
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The very best of the last 60 years...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Her loyal subjects!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Yay! And here I thought
tramp stamps were something completely different.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...but one never does a no. 2
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
fucking hell!

This deserves more comments!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I concur
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# * comments
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# One needs Tenaqueen
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# perfect
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)

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