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# Evening, all.


Some old cunt just called me a bastard. I mean, if he told me why I was a bastard and gave the correct answer, I wouldn't have minded.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# you get used to it here
I've had several random gaz's along those lines.
I blame it on being a mouthy sod :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# yeah, I get a lot of anger sent my way
must be the hat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
# seriously? I never get nastygrams
only nastygrams I get are sympathy nastygrams by people taking the piss due to my lack of nastygrams

I must come across as innoffensive, lol.

cunts

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I used to, but then he chose to ignore me. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# not gazzed in ages
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# YOU BASTARD! ;-)... Offers jaffa cake ;-)
Lovely drawing...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# I'm surprised he didn't offer me a Jaffa Cake, or sweets, or to see some puppies.
He did look a bit... yeah...

And thanks :D It's all tied in to the graphic novel I'm writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Haha, I once had an old sod show me his cock in a public toilet, the moment was sureal :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# I take it you're not a chicken farmer then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Haha, I'm not a pheasant plucker either! but all I did was stare at him with wide eyes and a slanted mouth and walk out..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Like this?
8/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Slightly more of to one side!
It was opposite Southwell minster of all places....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Maybe dirty old men showing you their willy is more common in places like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Haha, Being as I wasn't dressed as an alter boy, I thought at least he would have waited untill I was in the confessional!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# But I expect your Dad will apologise later.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Haha, good call :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# B'dum tishhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# are you a bastard
because you can draw the fox version of Mr Benn?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Mr Benn? Doesn't look a bit like Mr Benn!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Yes, but next week, he'll be dressed as an elephant hunter
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Ah, I shall have to tune in and you can prove me wrong! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# and as if by magic...
...the shopkeeper told Mr Benn to fucking buy the fucking suit or fuck off out of the fucking shop and stop fucking wasting his fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# That's a good point, he never buys suits, he just wears them on adventures and brings them back unwashed.
Mr. Benn's such a douche.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# It's a Fancy Dress shop so he hires costumes it's not a Tailors although the shopkeeper does look like a Tailor.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# It's the fez that is the give away ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I think mostly that he always has a tape measure around his neck
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# He;s OCD and has need to know the dimensions of everything he sees...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Not to mention steeling something in every episode too...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# yes, usually his nerves
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hey, he'd have to. Some of the shit he's seen. Makes my mate here look relatively stable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Oh, man - the 7 or 8 yard stare of someone who's seen something slightly unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# He's thinking about the time he choked out that one bloke with the nice watch.


And how he'll probably do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# haha - he looks a bit like a ninja turtle
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# The best bit about that face is
I haven't shopped it at all, apart from the eyes.

Looks a bit like Old Gregg here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Basically, he's just a thieving git
and even more of a bastard than Bourbon Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Bourbon Fox is such a bastard! even old people shout it at him in the street!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# That can't be correct Bourbon Fox was called a bastard by some old cunt are you calling that old cunt a liar!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I'm calling him a possible nonce. He proceeded to the uni gym. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Well unless the Uni Gym is full of schoolchildren then he's more of a dirty old man than a nonce
and he knows a bastard when he sees one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# He's a dirty old man then. XD
And hey, like George Clooney's character in From Dusk Till Dawn; "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard." :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# you should totally have that as your sig
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# everyone should!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Haha! I pretty much HAVE to now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Of course and you also have to seek out an old man who looks a bit pervvy and shout it at him in the street!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I'm just gonna shout it at everyone now... in case they plan to call me a bastard. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# A pre-emptive strike good call because it's clear you will get called it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I agree Anthony Wedgwood Benn looks far older IRL
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# on a flying fox note, Star Fox was great
but mostly because it had the biggest polyons, and animal sounds for talking.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I'm glad you cropped it.
Is he pulling his star cheeks apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I didn't really need to crop much.
And no he isn't.

I mean, I draw some sick shit, but duuuuuude... XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Don't shoot him in the foxhole.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I don't think he'd appreciate it much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Parrot on E?


Isn't that what you said?
No? Oh.
(fluff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I'm getting a sense
that the amount of effort i put into something is inversely proportional to the attention it attracts
(fluff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
#
probably
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# There, there
it's a very nice parotty picture
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# it's a 'cracker' of a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# beak calm! you'll get some comments!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# trouble is, it's pub time......
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'v decided to exercise (My right to parody) by placing my (The right to parody) challenge entery in the wrong challenge, making it a parody of those that don't stick to the brief!
Anti ris here if you're interested, www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16590585

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOO!
(dredgeups, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Thousands will be forced to hide outside newsagents waiting for the coast to clear...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# why isnt it blacked out for me?
did i do something wrong?
edit : wikipedia that is... i didnt read the toap - oops
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# It takes about 30 seconds for wikipedia to blackout...
If you go to wikipedia, you will get your article, but after about 30 seconds it changes to something very similar to my post :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves...
...kicking up a massive stink everywhere about it then putting in place what cant even accurately be described as a half-measure. What a load of bollocks. Its a simple javascript redirect to that (admittely rather nice looking) black page. Cop out. They should have hauled it all offline, Switched the fucker off and then maybe people might have paid attention. I am disappoint.
If this whole SOPA/PIPA thing takes off then I will personally put £50 of my own money buying blank dvd's and then burn every new release then hand them out in the fucking street. Fuck with my internets at your peril.

That is all. I fancy a cuppa. Tea anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# In the nicest possible way I can mean,
Your reply is comic gold, if you read it in the voice of Sheldon Cooper ;-)
I'll have a cuppa if you have a biscuit to go with it please ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# ahh that would explain it
i turnt java off :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I can hear a million people googling how to turn off java as I type!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# ha ha
cutting right to the nub of the matter

WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Well I know I'd be a lot more bothered ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Start a revolution! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I'm too busy backing up before I lose it all forever ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Behold! The return of Steam-hat(tm)!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Top hat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# cock hat
(Zoidaroid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Just when I thought my design couldn't be improved...
Cock-Hat(tm)!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I will not wear that.
You can't make me...... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Cor! That's a powerful looking hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I wonder how much horsepower it generates.
Wait... NO! *sees at least one more War Horse poster being made*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# So very nice
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
And hello chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Hurrah!
Good to see you back on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Not much photoshoppery sadly
but I will pass judgement on as much stuff as humanly possible.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# A marvel to be seen!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Superb! Brunel would be proud!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Goodness
what are the chances of this Isambard Kingdom Brunel pic being quite so topical. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha!
It was a long wait but it was worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Topest top hat EVER ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# That's what you have to put up with, when you only have one leg...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Every day I'm shufflin'
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Clowns to the left of me.
Jokers to the right.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Here I am...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# good to see they've kept the William Hague painting
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Cable gets around
:)


Click for bigger (81 kb)
(Meagrom, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# It's the only way to win at pass the parcel...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha! great!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# It's only a matter of time, with all the health care cutbacks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha.... ace
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Jeremy you're a fucking bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasanh'ds of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# This was posted 5 hours ago.
REALLY B3TA?!..............REALLY?!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# I justified it because
it took far longer than it should have and my arse itches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Oh o.k....just sayin'. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# "The more I look through them/the more I see...
...I'm becoming more like War 'Orse."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# "Wait till you see the whites o' their eyes, lads!"
"They don't have any white in their eyes, sir."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# i duz a bad bad?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Kitty not bad. He stayed with the ship.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Oh...my bad...I didn't know it was horse clique time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I will have to slap you for using the phrase 'my bad' now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I slapped myself.
I told myself I would never say that, and yet up came an opportunity. -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:52, archived)
# This should be the final frame in a strip
where someone throws a kitten in a sack into a sea contiminated with radioactive waste
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Radioactive waste ain't what it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Vada a bordo, cazzo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Haha, at least we now know where Hulk Hogans lost kitten is!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# kitty sinky shippy
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# oooeer
(Zoidaroid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Redex
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Don't be silly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I want potato horse!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Ah, there it is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# I remember these episodes of black beauty
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
#
Mandelbrot Potatoes!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hello yourself, bumleg lady.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)
# I love you Stephan.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# LET'S MAKE LOVE, STUPID
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# So, is that a bumleg
Or is the poor swimsuited lady afflicted with Beadlehand of the leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# arse leg
helps her hop when sitting
(Zoidaroid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# where's the leghorse theme tune?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# That's like girl on girl Camilla action!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Women with Parker in their name....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)
# My word!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Sacre bleu!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# another
(patella, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Well that made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking excellent! Im showing this some of my french mates!

Someone should put all these in one place - nearly every one of them has been great
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
#
nearly every
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Mmmmmm
a bit salted please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
should be done
(Zoidaroid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# ultimate horse
with ross kemp
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Avoid confusion with the pasta field guide, part 19
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Mmmmmm.... knee tastes good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:16, archived)
# UTINI!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Dropped one of me consonants there
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Put that bloody fire out!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Suffering from Jimmy Wales withdrawal? Need those begging eyes in your life?


and hello b3ta, it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# slashdot, b3ta and digg
probably have traffic up today. Thank you Hollywood bastards who want to fuck the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Don't you want to protest something Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# My neighbours wifi got a hammering today.
I downloaded lots of films instead of reading wikipedia.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I just look at the cached version of anything I wanted to read as that works fine
Take that Internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)
# For Wikipedia, just disable javascript in your browser.
Then peruse the many "facts" to your hearts desire.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# NSFP
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I expect he'll be scrounging for money again before too long

(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Shitting on your women and children near you soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Is full of remorse
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
#
(patella, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# woo neigh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# tusen takk!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Arf!
Silly Ninj!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha!
rape & dressage!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
(moistness, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# *squints*
CIS ENHANCE!

Hahaha!
:D
Your text is a bit little
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I know
I said I know (whispers)
(moistness, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# You sound like my ex:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Crime Investigation Scene?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Doh!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# *squints*
ah, incorrect lols
you should compo it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# rv per [[WP:HAMTOUCH]]
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:53, archived)
# THis is my favorite meme of the day
(dredgeups, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# After 'ningles all.

Woohoo. I'm now average one FP every 2.5 years!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# this made me do a giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Outstanding!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# One for each meme eh? Good start.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha! great!
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# This is far funnier than it has any right to be
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Hahahaha:)
(herman:D, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Pfft!
You know, I'm laughing and all, but I probably would buy this.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# This is fantastic and all.
I'm just amazed it took this long.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
# oh
that is berty good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# win!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# We have a new QOTW
b3ta.com/questions/childhoodmisconceptions/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# First!
am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# 2nd
Yes, you are
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
#
Hardly a childhood misconception, at your age
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Eh? I'm 11 years old*.
* may have been the case in the early 80s
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# WAILAAPOYM?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# This is how I imagine your office looks. No wonder they're all talking about you. Put some bloody clothes on you pervert!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# needs more perk and less blur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# That's Wobbly for you...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Pardon you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# heheheh
hmm, time to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
and yes, they probably are talking about you

freely translated
"-Who is this wonderful bloke?"
"-Vishwanath, your mother is a wonderful bloke."
"-Shut your mouth. Let's get back to work."
"-This coffee tastes like haggis."
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# How did you know the coffee here tastes like Haggis?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# It must be a universal principle that office coffee always does
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Look at all the cock hungry stares
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)
# hehe
(Zoidaroid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# thats good, dat
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# is that another magazine from the I Love Horses stable?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I Love Horses, If I Only Knew Which One To Love
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I Love Warhorses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I Love Warehouses
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I Love Whorehouses
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Isle of Whorehouses
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# the one that lets you, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Starring Sarah Jessica Parker!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# "i love war horses..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Ha ha!
Great wobbly gun technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Aw... poor little fellow.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# The Suicidal Adventures of Wallace's Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# A Hard-man Animation
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Greg Wallace?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# he IS a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# *calls baldy tosser police*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Poor old Eric.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Me too! Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)

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