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[challenge entry] dont make them like this anymore


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(grotpig, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# AHAHAHA!
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Near the top
Can anyone tell me how to make illustrator let me change the colour of the paintbrush. Everytime I try to change it it keeps reverting to black.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I have it now, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
oy vey! that's a princess! back axles - useless. a girl picked me up in a lime green one , her first car. and its arse fell on the floor after 50 miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
#
edit... in the 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
whoa. i just figured. you're entering this in the stock images. gahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
#
"goes back to looking at nun of the above"
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Tasty motor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Hehehe, nicely done, have a *click*
I know very little about makes and models of cars but I wanted one of the characters in a strip I was doing to drive a crappy one

so I did a Google search for 'ugliest cars' and this was the winner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Huh, I'd have thought the Fiat Multipla would be number 1.
What IS that thing?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# The old Multipla was really cool
I know several people who have nice ones!
A good yellow one here.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# That's quite nice :) I'm not too keen on the more recent one though.
The one that looks a bit like a frog...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Agree with you on that!
We never got them in Merika, thanks to Fiat going away for a while...

(they are coming back with the 500 and sales are fair to poor so far.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I think I've only ever seen about 10 modern Multiplas in my life.
I know they brought out a more 'normal' looking model soon after, which still looks like a big blocky piece of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I saw a few in Florence
But never had a chance to check out the interior. I think Fiat was trying to be Citroen on that one!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)
# I loved it to bits
Looked nice and roomy, and it seemed to piss off everyone within eyeshot...which tends to endear inanimate objects to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# To me, it looked a lot like a failed experiment.
Like Fiat wanted to push the boundaries a bit, try and make that beg step into a new era of concept cars, and failed miserably.

At the time, I thought it was interesting, but on closer inspection, it's just... eugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:01, archived)
# That car is what the elephant man drove.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
#
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I prefer an Austin Ambassador Y reg
Don't keep asking me why Reg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# If you're forcing someone to, it may as well be me.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszJ7fFFHr0
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
#
ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# It was a classic!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# fantastic :D
had a great evening watching his show at London uni theatre many years ago

edit- seems like a good place for this:
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# It's sad we don't get to see him on TV any more...... he's a real talent....
I used to love 500 bus stops....

Edits, another classic motor right there!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# He popped up on the last series of 'Ideal'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# I'v never heard of that....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006w7b3
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Ar, I'v never seen anything on BBC3 ever..
I don't put the TV on untill late, and just surf untill I find something, it always seems to be american dad or whatever it is on BBC3 so have never watched it..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# BBC3 started out with a pretty good bunch of shows, but has since become the dumping ground for reality dross like "I'm A Massive Fatty", "12 And Pregnant", etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I like trash telly...
Just BBC3 seem like the wrong kind of trash for me ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Saw him on TOTP BBC2 this week back in the 70's as Jilted John
still doing a little bit of telly occasionally apparently www.imdb.com/name/nm0271516/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# His Dad used to go out with my mates Mum, and he offered my mate free tickets on several occasions..
But my mate was always to lazy to go :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# proper claim to fame that
something to tell the grandkids :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Hahaha...
I met the drummer out of Angle Witch as well you know ! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I had one, I scrapped it!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
#
scrappedit? wot a surprise. hh
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Nor these


NSU (which also stands for Non Specific Urethritis...) Prinz
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
#
what is that??? a fiat? or worse... a daf?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# An NSU Prinz 30
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSU_Prinz
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# NSU Prinz
Later became part of AUDI.
the sedan version

They also made a later sportier version with a better body
(and even a convertible!)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# The big ends went on my Dads, nearly imposible to get spares...
He loved to drive it, but when he'd fixed it he sold it straight away in case it broke again and he couldn't get spares for it again...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# My dad had a prinz 4 when I was a young lad....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
Brilliant, I shall post this here. Quick, shit and the best I could do in the free 60seconds my children spared me.


(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Own one to know one
They were glorious shit.. soz back to lurking
(Cuntish Outbursts Lurker 4 Life, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I rented one of those when I got married in 1980.
I'm pretty sure the grille badge was the right way round though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Nicely.
My era - I learned to drive in an Austin Allegro!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I learnt in an Austin A40
and took my test in a mk1 Vauxhall Viva.
Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Vauxhall Viva FTW!
Mate had a Viva - we drove from London to Southend in about 1980 & it boiled over half way there. We'd passed a scrapyard a mile back - were able to get a new thermostat & water pump, repair the car with a minimal set of tools, and all for about a tenner.
/all fields blog
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# In R HartZ
4evR xx
(SquidHead, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Let's be honest, they didn't exactly "make" these then either :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Nun Of The Above - Finale (for now)

...That wasn't Hitler at all! It was really a demonic goat head attached to a robot in a Hitler costume, being mind controlled by a cat
that looks like Hitler. Maria is a sex addict/slave, and the bear is just a dead bear. Thanks for all your great replies! ...We love you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
#
ROBO.
NAZI.
SATAN.

Fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Hard to imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# *spluffs*
A thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Ha ha...sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I knew it all along!
woo! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# You read the book and skipped to the end. Cheater!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# This was my predicted ending too, honest
look, I wrote it down on this piece of paper ages ago
*searches at back of drawer*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Farkin' hell!
I never did like that teddy guy much anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Wooo - i'm chosen for the bonus pic!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Bromfield is a great bear! :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
#
triple wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
#
did you ever hear of Savage Pencil atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
#
anyway. just brilliant. pure talent... kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah...good stuff! I used to do a lot of drawings like that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
#
oh. and by the way. thank you for doing this with the story. you are a true genius. obviously a magician. i am flabbergasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Ha ha...to tell you the truth...I could do about a million of these, but b3ta would protest, so I'm giving them a little rest so I can stock up my weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
yeah. i don't give b3ta all of me either
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
#
how's about you jib the date with bourbon and you and me get together?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Show me some skin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
yes. doesn't surprise me to know you know about sp. not that i am saying your work is derivative. you have something special all your own. the plot twist came as a great relief to me, because the girl i love, well, it just means a lot to me. again. thank you. stand out work. really amazing. don't know what else to say
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Say Goodbye and roll the credits! .................................................................................................................................See ya's...o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# GJA
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Sweet ending
It's been a pleasure watching your work
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# though admittedly quite nervewracking wondering who might look over my shoulder!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Kitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# They exist! Look it up on teh internets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Marvelous
love the hitler kitty
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# He's got one ball.
He might be the real Hitler reincarnated.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# All over but the boot licking.
Fucking hell. And this is only as far as I've gotten, oh well.
Better plonk it down nonetheless. WooYay and thanks for these.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Awesome, man! There will be more in the future (and a book, and a movie, and crap merchandise, and Christmas albums).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# A truly blazing finale
I'm glad Maria survived... ohh those stockings... ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# oh yeah (my favorite part too)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# That was SO predictable. *yawn*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# My pencil drew this...I had nothing to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Nooooo!..... it may not be a bee sting, but I think it's still only a surface wound....
Nice to see Bromfield spunked as he.....
It's how he would have wanted it....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Somehow...I think he'll live again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Yay....
The hedgehog in the pic above looks like it might be in for a bit of a kicking though!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I feel privileged to have been here for all this
GJA
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# they fought until they died.
 
you fucking rule man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# WE...RULE!
...............FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# oh man I just noticed the bear's little cock and the piss coming out
 
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 3:12, archived)
# A thing of beauty
Cannot wait to see this in print! :D

A truly epic endeavour!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Why
isn't this a graphic novel? It needs to be one and it needs to be one NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I like this

correction: I LOVE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# fucking wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Great finale!
Though I have to say I'm not usually ones for Hollywood endings.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# very good
thanks atomic
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# GJ.
I like these
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# I think I lived in that cave once.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# You forgot the Starbucks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# These are ace!
VGJM!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
#
i went away for 5 minutes and this???!!! wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# BUUUUGTROOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# GJMAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# David hockney wood


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No idea why but i saw this, and some reason i think he missed a trick there..
(funkmaster, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Hehe
With wood-sap spurting from the top?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# What, why would it do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Because I've been stroking it
*the tree
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Tree spurts
i believe the "The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak" does that..
(funkmaster, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Just another day in the winklewood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# BEECH BETTA RECONIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Leaf it out, geezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Oak-ey dokey , guv'nor!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# no more tree puns, i don't what this thread branching out
:)
(funkmaster, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# It's somehow less remarkable to find a hidden cock in a David Hockney painting than in, say, a David Shepherd painting.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# had to google him :)
the one with all the elephants and tigers in, but they have no pants
(funkmaster, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha. But does anyone like his stuff
apart from the odd naked emperor?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# the only one i like
is the swimming pool one, he must of had something on his mind painting the wood purple..
(funkmaster, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Pfft, "the swimming pool one".
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=david hockney swimming pool&tbm=isch
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# he really liked his swimming pool
or the man stroking his cat while his misses looks put out
(funkmaster, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'I hereby pronounce you, man and cake!'

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
#
awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Eating her in front of the assembled wedding guests was a bit pervy though!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Delicious pillows are delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Nicely
That poor fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Also, how fucking creepy is that priest?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Looks like Mr. Smithers from the Simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Ahahah, a young, fresh faced Smithers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# With a thousand yard stare.


"I like the way his eyes never fix on the person he's interacting with. He's already lost in the thrill of what he's going to do to the next one."

-Captain Howdy
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I hope the next compo offers opportunity to use Finnish Tea Brigade man. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I'm sure we can find somewhere to plonk him.
*bides time*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# *glees* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I'm getting a little teary
I guess the dog belongs to them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Haha *click*
The groom looks very snooty
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Silliness :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Haha.. rissing till the last frame!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# The CDC RSPCA might be interested in this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# GAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Such a horrible angry face.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
#
well. hitler's barber posting... is that close enough mediocre?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
#
oh. apparently not. and stop saying "gay". it's OLD
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# so is trying to be wacky.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
#
oh sorry. i should really rein it in. i'm out of my depth here. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
#
"trying"?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Ageist.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# he's European
it's only just come in over there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Also, you said come!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# IN YOUR FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Not as salty as I thought it'd be.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I'm trying to cut down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# When's that curry tasting evening?
Sounds great, I have been meaning to take lessons at one near me. It's expensive but you must learn a few secrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Secret 1: lightly fry the spices first.
Secret 2: refrain from spunking in the curry.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Everyone knows all the great curries have man fat in.
I have an ice cube tray in the freezer full of it. Makes a well good base gravy.

Edit: It can only be of Indian/Sri Lankan origin though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
#
how can i be ageist when i am OLD????
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Don't ask me, I only work here

And as a matter of fact, I'm going now. Byyyeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
#
nooooo. don't leeeeeaaaave meeee now!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Defeatist.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
#
any other "ists"?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Schist.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Rango vs Wango.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# haha
I like this. New Disney film in it somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Only another twenty posts to go.
Are you excited?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha
youtube.com/users/Nomiels - I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Bourbon Fox
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
#
wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
#
i actually noticed when bourbon fox requested this. but now i fancy bourbon fox and i feel disturbed...
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# What the hell is wrong with you people

can't you draw anything nice, like hitler buying some melons?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I can't, nope.
Next! :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# ...uhhh...nevermind...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# no idea why I made this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Great drawing skills Mr Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I did take a few liberties...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Crikey - is Bourbon Fox paying you for these in yiff magazines or something?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I can only accept Hashish as payment. (where is he?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Haven't got any right now, sorry. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I do! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# LOLDRUGS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# LOLVODKA
*runs downstairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# LOL PIE AND CHIPS
*pre-heats oven*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# *pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
#
well. you say that, but i see another weird obsession there
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# GAH! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Ha ha....here's the small version:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Liking the details you've stuck in, eg. the bourbon, the belt buckle, etc.
I think I might have a go at doing some Nun of the Above art soon. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I just noticed I screwed up the flag patch. The green bled all over the place. Guess I clicked it once too many times. I'll have to fix that later.
I could post some Nun of the Above now, or wait until tomorrow...it's up to you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Ahh it's no worry ^^
And if you have any Nun of the Above, go for it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# O.K....the Grand Finale!
I'll do more in the future, but for now they have to rest (until I get my other projects going).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# *edit: I fixed it! Trash the old ones.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
#
yes. atomic is really talented drawing person
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# I think we are going to WIN
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# W00t!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Ooooh that's quite fucking wicked, that is. :D thanks!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
#
oh. i see. a little love thing going on here. mmm hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Get a room.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# no camel toe?
also woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# If I continue to draw this character...the tits will grow and she'll have a huge camel toe. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# We all saw what happened to Maria. CUBE TITS. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# She will explode!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# please continue :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of yiffy girls...They creep me out. Too much hair! *Yuk!* :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# To be quite fair
if they were real... I definitely wouldn't.

Real furries would look fucking terrifying. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10667069
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Fox you all to hell!
Nice go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# She'll die wit' 'er boots on!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Made a wallpaper for you lot :)


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
#
not going on my wall
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# This made me have a epileptic fit, stroke and a seizure!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I've just had a stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# enough of your wanking habits
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# You can't get enough of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# +vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Best of all the crisp flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Crispy crumb wank
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Eye wateringly fun.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Saline cock tears
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
again???
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Nice one - duly wallpaperised.
A couple of years ago in The Metro they had a picture of that hill. It's really dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# "According to O'Rear, the photograph was not digitally enhanced or manipulated in any way."
Hmm.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
#
is this the end of the world now? can i relax?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
#
who is fiend???? i must find out!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Cleopatra comin' atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Nice.
Snaffled for future slappage onto the desktop. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah! Tear it all down!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha


Click for bigger (227 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
# BAD BOD AT CERN Important! Read Warning Before Watching!
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IMPORTANT WARNING (not a joke):

EPILEPSY WARNING.

THE VIDEO LINKED BELOW CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES. DO NOT WATCH IT IF YOU HAVE ANY CONDITION THAT RELATES TO EPILEPSY, STROKES OR ANY HEALTH CONDITION WHICH MAY BE TRIGGERED BY RAPIDLY FLASHING LIGHTS OR PICTURES.

WARNING 2! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

WARNING 3: MADE SPECIALLY FOR B3TANS.

Terms and Conditions Apply*



LINK TO VIDEO:
youtu.be/-oz2jKWXX5c

SUB TITLE:
BAD BOD LOOKING FOR THE TOILETS AT CERN LABORATORIES.

SOURCE: ORIGINAL ANIMATED GIFs1.b3ta.com/host/creative/90410/1326197774/LTWTETRAXION.gif- POSTED AT B3TA A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. TWO RESPONDENTS TO THE POSTING OF THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED GIF - The Hedgehog From Hell b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=45371, AND Starshine b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=91354 - INSPIRED THE IDEA TO MAKE IT 'BOD AT CERN LABORATORIES'. BETA'S ONGOING THEMES OF TOILETS, AND MAGENTA COX (she's a tv presenter), AND GOATSE, SOMEHOW HORRIBLY, STRANGELY, VERTIGINOUSLY... INEVITABLY, BECAME INTRODUCED INTO THE CONCEPT.

STUPID WORDS, a bit like tags, but not:

BODAHEDRON. BODAHADRON COLLIDER. TIPPI HEDRON COLLIDER. HIGGS BHODRAN. ETC.


*Terms and Conditions: Expect disappointment at absence of boiling piss, or spermatazoic ejaculation at end scene dรฉnouement. Further Note: Everyone who called me a c""t (list too long to mention and besides, they are too lame to get a mention), or a nรคive c**t, or attention seeking c**t, can FAOD. Everyone who cast aspersions on my character, and /or handwriting, can FAOD. Everyone who made ham references after I publicly supported internet piracy can FAOD (yes, that includes you Manuel and Wildish). Everyone who told me to get an icon on the pretext that would somehow back up my argument can FAOD. Everyone who works for the British Press and whose sense of humour revolves around the same old tired clichรฉs, while pretending to themselves it ranks as satire, well they can FAOD too. And everyone who is a Hitler supporting, gay fearing racist and misogynist, can also FAOD. No nuclear scientists were harmed during the making of this video. No dickheads were harmed during the making of this video. Gaming Company Dialogue: Request #157202 Not good enough Dec-19 03:48 Tried 5 times. Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off antivirus off remove ,patched files, Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files, Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files,Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files,Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files. Not into paying money for something that doesn't work or that requires this amount of messing around. I don't have time to mess around doing stupid things to get something I paid for to work. Make the game work properly. You do the work. I am the customer. You are the service provider. I paid for the service. You provide it. Make the game work or find another solution.Comments Kris D Rockstar Support Hi Before we can help you with your game we will need some more information about your computer. For this information we will need to see your DXDiag and MSinfo files.To get these files Press the Windows key +'R' on your keyboard Type dxdiag Click OK Click Save all information Press the Windows key +'R' on your keyboard Type msinfo32 Click OK Select File and then export and save the file as a text file(*.txt) Log in to your support ticket and then select the "attach file" option under the comments box to attach the files to your case. Alternatively respond to this email with the files attached.If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact ourselves.Kind regards Kris Dec-19 2011 08:10 Sending attached files as suggested. DxDiag uh oh 19 dec.txt system info uh oh 19 dec.txt Dec-19 2011 08:41 Kris D Rockstar Support Hi The error log seems to be missing from the end of the msinfo. Can you try launching the game and then create a new msinfo making sure the error log is included and then resend it to us.Kind regards KrisDec-20 2011 04:57 Hi Kris Tried msinfo twice after launching game. Neither text result contained an error report. Regards, Dec-20 2011 07:08Hi So. As I was saying. Everyone on B3ta is a total fucking wanker, and except for two or three people, are draining their life essence away in meaningless head games, when they should be using their talents to produce something with soul. How about making the problem with the game that cost money that was paid for and bought from a shop so that it can actually be used. I find it pretty shoddy that I have not had a response since my last message. It's a really really poor service and you are verging on me contacting a watchdog service about how this whole thing is run. Rockstar might think it is too rich and successful to have to bother with "the little guy" but actually, there are still laws about businesses trying to shaft the customer right? Thanks, so far, for nothing except wasting my time. Gaming company stock letter: Since when did the customer/service relationship change to one where the customer does all the work? It's not my job to fix the product I paid for. It's your job to make it work. It's not my job to do anything but have the product work after having paid for it - a basic consumer right. Here is what you do: fix the problem, replace the product, or give me my money back. It's very simple.Your responsibility.What you can do: 1.Provide a direct answer that works. An answer that doesn't involve me doing anything more than sending you the initial email, or brief follow up emails.Or... 2. You keep replacing the faulty product until it works. And if those simple tasks are not fulfilled...? 3. You refund me.As the world awaits news of the possible discovery of the Higgs boson, there remains a lot of confusion about what it is, why we have had to work hard to find it โ€“ and why we should care. Here's why. If the Higgs is discovered, it will represent perhaps one of the greatest triumphs of the human intellect in recent memory, vindicating the construction of one of science's greatest theories and the most complicated machine ever built. That's the good news.But if the Higgs is all that is found at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a huge amount will remain to be discovered. Crucial experimental guidance that physicists need to understand fundamental questions about our existence โ€“ from whether all four forces in nature are unified in some grand theory to determining what may have caused the big bang โ€“ will still be absent. Answering these questions may be beyond our technical and financial capabilities in this generation. If our ideas about the Higgs boson turn out to be correct, then everything we see is a kind of window dressing based on an underlying fabric of reality in which we shouldn't exist. The particles that make us up โ€“ which bind together to form protons, neutrons, nuclei and ultimately atoms โ€“ have mass. Without the Higgs, these particles would be massless, like photons. We all know from our own experience that how heavy something feels depends on where it is located. For example, objects that are heavy on land appear lighter in water. Similarly, if you try to push a spoon through treacle it appears heavier than if you push it through air.The standard model of particle physics implies that there is a "Higgs field" that permeates all space. This field interacts with particles, and does so with varying strengths. Particles that interact more strongly experience more resistance to their motion and appear heavier. Some particles, such as photons, do not interact with the field at all and remain massless. In this way, the mass of everything is determined by the existence of the field, and mass is an accident of our circumstances because we exist in a universe in which such a background field happens to have arisen. Playing subatomic catch. But why a Higgs particle? Relativity tells us that no signal can travel faster than light. Incorporating this into quantum mechanics tells us that forces which we think of as being due to fields are actually transmitted between objects by the exchange of particles. The way particles transmit forces is a bit like a game of catch: if I throw a ball and you catch it, I will be pushed backwards by the act of throwing and you will be pushed backwards by the act of catching. Thus we act as if we repel each other. So if there is a Higgs field, it turns out that there has to be a particle associated with this field, and this is the Higgs particle. This seems a fanciful framework, rather like imagining angels on the head of a pin. What would drive scientists to imagine such a scenario? Joel Veitch? One of the greatest successes of the past 50 years was the unification of two of the forces of nature: electromagnetism and the weak interaction. In this "electroweak" theory, electromagnetic forces arise by the long-range exchange of massless photons, and the short-range weak force is due to the exchange of massive particles called W and Z particles, predicted in the 1960s and discovered in the 1980s at CERN, the European particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, which is now the home of the LHC. In order for this theoretical unification to make mathematical sense, all three particles have to be massless in the underlying theory, and therefore the forces they mediate would be almost identical. Only if the W and Z particles obtain a mass by interacting with a background field โ€“ the Higgs field โ€“ will the underlying unified theory explain why the two forces appear different at the scales we measure them today, while remaining mathematically consistent. High mass.Theory suggests that the mass of a Higgs particle should be about 100 times the mass of the proton; however, the exact mass is not predicted. For over 25 years since the discovery of the W and Z particles, experimental physicists have been trying to build particle accelerators with the energy necessary to produce a Higgs particle, if it exists. The Tevatron accelerator at Fermilab in Batavia, Illinois, was able to reach up to about 120 times the mass of the proton (about 120 gigaelectronvolts) but did not find the Higgs. The LHC was designed to probe for Higgs masses heavier than this. If the Higgs particle is announced with a mass of 125 GeV, as the rumours suggest, it will be the crown jewel of our theoretical understanding of the electroweak unified theory, our own origins and the origin of almost all mass we measure in the universe.


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(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about
but I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
#
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# I endorse this post
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# they'd prefer it over on /talk though
why not post it there as well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
i always get it wrong, next time eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# it would be better than that disc throwing fuck monkey that keeps posting over there
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Uh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
#
er. thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# I had an epileptic fit, stroke and a seizure!
And that was before I clicked the video!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# All aboard the LOLIMSOWAKI train
Choo choo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
whoa!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
#
no. seriously... whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# TITPANTS?
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
possibly. tell me more...
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# I DO NOT WANT YOUR CHEAP NIKES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# LACIST!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
#
yes. i agree
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Time to go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
#
good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# you have a racehorse named after you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjqEn7AAq5E
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Dobbin?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
#
i'll check this later about the racist horse
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
#
absolutely hilarious. i was banking on the horse "pay the judge" tho
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
#
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# When you say the David Bowie of B3ta.
Do you mean that like him your mother serviced sailors against the walls of docks?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
#
used to stand in for her. davey jones' locker an all that
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# We sorta work on the image side of things on the board here.
If it's your own work I'd suggest 99% less text. If it's a video just put it in /links and click the 'I did this' chick box.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
#
thanks for the heads up
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I tried to FAOD but it turns out I didn't really like either option.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
good
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Yes but
All is not that rosy, however. The Standard Model gives no explanation of why the masses of the Higgs, the W, and Z have the scales that they do. Indeed, other arguments suggest that one needs new physics to ensure that this scale of masses is not driven up to much higher energies due to quantum mechanical effects that can be calculated. One of the most exciting ways in which this behavior might be kept in check involves a new possible symmetry in nature, called Supersymmetry. If supersymmetry is manifested in the real world, the number of elementary particles would double, and it turns out that because of this one would need not one Higgs particle but two particles to do the job of giving masses to the other particles in nature. Thus, many elementary particle physicists expected to find not one Higgs particle at CERN, but two, wouldn't you say?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# now look wistfully at a piece of matter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
#
i will
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# but is everyone on b3ta a wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Joel Veitch?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# he's alright
I've had beers with him. I wouldn't put him down as a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
didnt say he was that, geez you guys are sensitive!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# I was joining in with the above screed
which has "Joel Veitch" inserted unexpectedly at word 1499.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# oh, I'd given up reading by that point
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
#
which is what a sane person would do
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
#
spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
#
no
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
#
wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
# *strokes goatee*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
#
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Too Long; Didn't Read.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# This thread messed up a potentially great lurking =(
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
#
sorry. i know the feeling. and apologies to Ninj, sorry, I went a bit mad....
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# dgaf
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# That all seems to
fit.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
#
If you're going to criticize, you really want to do it when the action's happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# oh, thanks for the advice!
but I'm pretty sure you wanted /links board. :D
(cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO GO FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Knock. Knock...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# OH GOD *finds spanging gif*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done!

....and thank god we're back! A whole 2 minutes down, my world was crumbling...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)
# TITPANTS
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Oof!
Right in the nads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# haha!
THREE DICKHEADS!

For nearly three dickheads, I was incarcerated on Robben Island
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Titpants
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# dude
That's so old, the beard on the joke has a little man with a really long beard living inside it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# It's so old they delivered the original car to Robben Island.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# I know I know
But I'm old too, so I thought I could get away with it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# lollage@"Titpants"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# burp !

(Zoidaroid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I'm facing east and waving my arms. Am I doing it right?
Pork! PORK!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# I like this muchly
and am clicking thusly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# haha
most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:53, archived)
# *selects pork*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# > you are being chased away from a Halal butchers
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# What's the cheat code to very poorly cover up child sex scandals?
/satire
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Nice.
But where's my "Blow myself to fuck" button?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# You probably press either of the trigger buttons
Depending on how pious you are
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Sixaxis of evil
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Next to the 'yoga' button. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# "you have unlocked extremist mode"
*beheads non believers*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Jihad us going there! (72 virgins)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# brilliant!!
marvellous contraption = *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Achievement unlocked:
RELIGIOUS GENOCIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Haha... beats my old atari, that just had a single rotating knob...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# As do most religious leaders
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# 'wants'
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Big Head Preacher Mode:
wrong, right, wrong, right, preach, convert, guilt, extract money, cross, moon, wrong, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# pray

Nice work XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
# You award yourself high marks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# XD Ohh I glad!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Nice one, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# 11/11...never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Missed you at Scratchwood.
Watford Gap does a decent all dayer.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# This is fab :D
Make it smaller so maybe it will get Fp'd.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Only a matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# very good matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I realised today that I had never made a Flounce pic.

Now I have. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# *flounces just so it can see active service*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# She was the gardian of a million rolls of 70's toilet paper ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Do those things still exist?
They used to creep me out... a pale, blank-eyed doll staring at you on the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# You what now?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
#
This abomination.

3.bp.blogspot.com/_z7I0tSLzUD4/Sn5SJkWc1_I/AAAAAAAAJ_c/Q1iTFqRLCR8/s400/20080524162652.jpg

And yes, I screwed up the link just then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Haha... that's you in your best frock that is!! haha.... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# It's purely for comfort, okay?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Ah, you mean
what we do to bridesmaids to make sure we look best on the big day.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Shove a whole loo roll up their arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# To be honest,
If that is what it took...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Do they still actually make Ajax?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Possibly not.
I'm not much of a housekeeper. In other news, did you see my new video and tell me it was brilliant? I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Every time I see this....
I always wonder.....
Do you poo on your dress?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I admit.
I did not think the picture through. I was asked to draw a girl on the loo, and did so. As I didn't actually get anyone to pose for it, there are certain mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I wondered this too
But I was too polite to ask.

So, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I,v not see one for years,,,, they were tacky and creepy even back in the day!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Last time I saw one was about 10 years ago in my late auntie's house.
I can appreciate kitsch at the best of times, but THAT... that takes some beating.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# This now garantees we will both be seeing them in every shop we go in for the next week!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Indeed. I guess I have that kind of luck.
You know, the kind where you start seeing loo roll covers everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# More flounce for the ounce!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Heh

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# so fluffy and frilly :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
#
nice and flouncey
(Zoidaroid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Better out than in, as they say...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# No need to be hostel.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# You'll be inn trouble if you make any more puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# "Oh how Geppetto wished Pinocchio was real"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah. If not just for the sake of splinters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Being wood has its plus points
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# *hums "Like a Puppet on a String"*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
#
hahaha wrong
(Zoidaroid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Todays offerings.


Click for bigger (30 kb)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Well I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Thanks muchly. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Tar. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Makes me think batman.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I can see why.
Sadly though, this is another angle of yesterdays "Dong ribcage".
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Shakes Serif's

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# WOO sir!!
...and *Click* ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# ta sir :)
The Royal Shakespeare Co. love the software too! Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Ow, ace...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Thou is too kind
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Thanks
there's a smooter Flash version here: www.earlyshakespeare.com/Shakespeare_festival.html
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# lovely stuff
my brain hurts just thinking about how you do these
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# haha, not that hard really
Just like a jigsaw really and you can chew the corners here and there to make them fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# That's amazing, here's my attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# It was this little bastard
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Haha.... it was here, as long as you weren't logged in...
So at least you could look at a board with nothing being posted on it!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I've popped him in the microwave to think about what he did :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# haha, wrap his paws and tail in tin foil first!
*hopes I'm not too late!*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# he'll be fine
*hastily rubs in mice cream
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# gah fucker just did it again
pops him in for 2 mins this time
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# I did wonder
bloody kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# And here's me, thinking my internet was being shit again.
The wee bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Zis behaviour vill not be tolerated


CFB and de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ...and now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# so they gave them the sticker and then let them in anyway?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# This is the hardest 'Spot the Difference' puzzle ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# don't copy that floppy!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Zis behaviour vill not be tolerated


late edit: apologies for posting twice, it all went weird around lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Then...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# oh I see
meaningless standards of control
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# This works perfectly with the above image
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Vthooom, vthooom, vthooom...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=srtH2h7s9G8

(apologies from reminding you of crap simpsons, but it was relevant to your choice of sound effect)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# deft sabre-wielder is deft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Yay..... biggest glow stick at the discotheque ;-)
Black space party?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# "Horrible this Parkinsons is!"
Nice work Ninj, but why the black space?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Cos black space is black
silleh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Point well made!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Hehehehehe
I couldn't see the black line in Tattyshop. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Lower the screen contrast :D
Or maybe I just up mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Ta Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Haha... if that were realy I'd love to ride it to the shops....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# "hhmmmMMM, hhmmmMMM, hhmmmMMM, hhmmmMMM, hhmmmMMM"

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahaha, always love this
So that's how glow-sticks are made!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# it is!
Mace windu makes dog dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
and Leia?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Who me?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# You are Marvin AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Why thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Why thanks? because it's polite and deserved ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Metal Mickey!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# My hero
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Atomic Thunderbusters!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Boogie boogie!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# If you insist!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lv7pCotRIo
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# HIS EYES ARE STARING INTO MY SOUL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I love the way the android is the colour of an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# He does look edgey!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)

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