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[challenge entry] Pea Roast from ages ago
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Haha! I heard the daft sod ended up on Mars.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# MFM
My Favourite Monkey
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Best of all the animals?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)
# The Kitten Squad might argue with that.
Team Horse be damned!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Horses vs Kittens; the eternal b3ta struggle.
And no penguins aren't a side to pick in this battle.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# HADOKEN!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Bore Bone Faux :P
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Sounds like a pretentious post-rock group. :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# pfft, Kenny Loggins
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
LIES NOBODY HATES EM Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# *holds hand up slowly* I do.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
that's ok i feel the same about koalas.
Image and video hosting by TinyPicevil little fucks
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# :)))
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Epic goodness
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Spunky monkey.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# She seems undecided about the taste.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# oh come on!
the sequel??? come on!

it's a known fact the budget is always bigger for the sequel.

her reaction is hilarious though goddammit.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# There were already 2 sequels, each worse than the last...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# This one was such a low budget they couldn't even afford sponges.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Spielberg's next masterpiece?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# She's like, "Oh right, there's jizz in my mouth. Okay."
Brilliant as always :D *clickity clicks*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# *makes another note in the Bourbon Fetish Register*
*surprise... jizz... in... mouth...*
*scritch scritch*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# NECK BREAKER!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
# It won't undo!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Crick... crick... crick... crick...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha
braw
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
# damned childroof caps
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I've got a track playing that I made yesterday
I think it suits this gif quite well: soundcloud.com/ludiotic/epic-snakz-phat-lewt
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# i did not see this before i posted mine and now i feel like killing myself
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Look! LOOK!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# mini marshmallows
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Lend a hand, Thing!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Neckfuck :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# She good, but she's not quite got it.

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Cockney Wanker Monkey
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
ravi shankaaaar
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] You're among friends...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Needs more cuts and plasters
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# You try fitting this gag onto a standard screen without some wanker berating you about optimizing...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Ok
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Did I do good?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Scarper, it's the optimizer fuzz...!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I can go smaller
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# haha
you can run..............
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# But you can't optimise?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I feel I'm being mocked for not knowing more about optimising images.
And yet, I'm also quite subtly proud of that fact.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# How small do you want it?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I'd ask if this was still funny, but it wasn't that funny to begin with.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# "optimizer fuzz" gave me a chuckle...to be honest I'm never bothered how large a post is....
I only know they're large from the comments....unaffected on broadband I suppose
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# What I like was that I only noticed because of scruffy's defensive responce to wobbly's completely unrelated comment.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Mong question
how do I determine image filesize when browsing in Chrome? Just so I can see what a fantastic job you are doing.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Chrome? No fucking clue.
They range from 60k to 17k. I did consider a 3k black and white one, but the joke was already dead.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
#
"right click the image and click on Inspect Element. then click on the resources tab. scrolldown until you see your image on the left and click on it to get info. a real pain isn't it?"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# down to 17kb is a pretty good job
without any loss of quality too!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It's small, but is it funny?
Would it be funnier if it was bigger?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# You need this :
View Image Info extension - https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jldjjifbpipdmligefcogandjojpdagn
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Bless you, Father
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# This is what happens when you ass_u_me...
Whaddya call one of them things where everyone piles in with their own gag or version?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Bandwagons?
This wasn't a bandwagon, this was me being a prick. Hi, I'm Mu.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It's like a one-man bandwagon of shit...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# i thought it was funny
but then i'm a bit of a cunt
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:51, archived)
# I was refering to the word Mong and relating this to the nutter who keeps posting good artz about young girls with cuts and plasters....
(Just call me Mongy)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I didn't get the reference.
I haven't been here for a while and may need time to catch up on all the oddness.

Is there anything else I should be aware of?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I can be a bit of a twat sometimes
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Oh and yo may have missed this?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I did miss this.
And I'm so very glad about that...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# The Head Honcho


Click for bigger (160 kb)

The Head Honcho is the unquestioned leader of "The Honchos," a Brooklyn-based gang of ruthless geriatric hoodlums hellbent on creating havoc for residents of New York's retirement home (and assisted living) communities. The Head Honcho rules with an iron fist and two metal hips, and it has been reported that he has made over 650 men and women wet themselves while in his presence (although, to be fair, it has yet to be determined how many of these folks peed their pants out of fear and how many wet themselves simply due to urinary incontinence).
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# cc: JJ
Edit: In fairness JJ does interact, as long as it's about him.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Very true, sir.
Very true.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# heh
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# HEY JOLLYJACK! THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# He's not replied?
Hang on... *checks watch* Ahh, Moggy only lets him out for a few hours a day.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
#
i am interacting. how are you friend?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Passive-aggressive interaction.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I think this is misleading.
My understanding of the concept of passive aggression is that
it's the elaboration of personal suffering for the purposes of
emotional blackmail.

I'd love to discuss this further but I'm going to bed.
SOME OF US HAVE HAD A VERY HARD DAY.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# nooo
more deconstruction of passsive aggresssive behaviour! NOW!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# But i'll die of depression if you don't talk to me some more....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# :D
actually. no. :(
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# That is a type of passive aggression but the umbrella definition is aggression through inaction.
Like sitting on your arse and taking an hour to get ready to ensure that your partner is late to the thing they really wanted to go to.

The face that danielgoodm has taken an action (replying to the request for interation) means that he is not being passive aggressive.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# hi, antler boy
well. what it is you see... um.. well... it's like this weird thing... i dunno, it's like, well, you see, um, there'ss this thing, right? and it's like... well, you know, like the self promotion thing? ummmm, well,

nope. can't do this
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
#
ok sorry arrrrgh.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# 's ok
i have transgressed far worsely, and got my ass kickkered for it. no worries. there is no place like this though. so you have to take it on the chin

(thinks: i am a giant dick)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Very well, thank you.
Check out some of the cool pictures
people have been making on this site.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Way to go!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:52, archived)
# THE NUMBERS ARE VERY ENCOURAGING
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
#

circa 2004
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
What the fuck
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I once called my Hancho (boss) a Kancho (fingers in arse prank), because I have a mental block with rude words
I probably substitute any similar sounding word with a Japanese fetish term.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Plenty to choose from
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# No Japanese man has ever tired of wanking
they are just so inventive
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# You mean there are Japanese words which do not relate to fetishes?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# of course
how else do you think they give directions to the nearest Bukkake Stop
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# If there isn't a Japanese fetish for "Follow the trail of drying jism"
then they just aren't trying hard enough.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# hmmmm
it's a good likeness. but where's the herpes ridden cock?

(thinks: b3ta has taken over my once noble mind)

yeah. brooklyn. that art thing really goes down well in Bensonhurst dude.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# cool
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Just thought i'd leave this here
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Indeed they are.
And he must be the king of the seahorses, as he is cooller'n most.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# but
he has a scorpions thing on his tail. and male sea horses give birth. why isn't he pregannant?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Maybe he threw off the shackles of the matriarchy and is now career-orientated.
Male seahorse, making money, throw your hands up at me.
I'm not entirely sure how you know it's male TBH but I'll take your word for it.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# no tits
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# pretty awesome too
how you doing fella?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Stable
But still having lovely Chemo and such.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# fuck!!...........I survived 3 months of ABVD..........it worked!
good luck fella
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Well this has been going on 6 years
On and off... so yeah, it's lousy.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# very nice :)
the missus just asked me to peel potatoes and then cut them up into little chunks so they can be boiled and mashed, i had a bit of an archimedes moment, here comes the science

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Haha - did you do this before or after you chopped the spuds?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# after, my hands hurt :( but i did manage to avoid peeling my fingers this time so go me!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Are you having spring onion in your mash?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# nah some leek apparently (i'm not privvy to much kitchen related goings on)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I'm not surprised, if you draw pictures to post on b3ta when given even the most menial of kitchen tasks.
I bet you also do the washing-up deliberately badly so you don't have to do it next time :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# i help by getting out of the damn way ;)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# ha ha
that chart applies to everything
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# T -Shirt please
medium size :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I shall now be calling you Dalton ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Bigger chunks makes better mash.... true fact.....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# then i shall see to it that the small chunks go into the "missus pile"!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Just make sure you tell her to do the sorting!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Pernicious nonsense.
Small chunks boil more quickly and are easier to mash. What the hell is wrong with you?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Big chunks take longer on a lower heat but take on less water, thuse making a less watery mash
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# oooo real science!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Now show your wife the evidence ! ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Yes, but then when the water evaporates as you mash, it becomes too dry.
Insanity.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# This is why we add butter and milk which tastes nice.... unlike adding water...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# The bigger the chunks, the more bored you get?
As a scientist, I must ask that you swap the axes
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# the missus just said the same, i shall reward you with the same response
"oh, thanks"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I love graphs like this...
...and anything that has a quirky way of displaying info:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=--ykTqoQnqI&feature=related
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# that's lovely, i'm "i like this"ing this for later, grub's up :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Enjoy the mash...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Nuke them for 10 minutes, then use a hand-blender to emulsify them.
Easiest way in the world to make mash. You can add fried spring onion or cheese if you want.

Whole process takes about 15 minutes but the actual "interaction" time is less than about 30 seconds...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# They are awesome
shame they such wonderful placebos.
A friend of mine stayed at a hotel called Hippocampus, and were upset. They are quite portley.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I'd rather wear a fez.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Yes, yes they are.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# No caption necessary
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Save the cheerleader, save the world.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Señor Chang is America's new leading Asian face
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# The truth.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)
# It all started so well.
They robbed the plotline from Watchmen for the first series and then completely ran out of steam.
8(
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I can see this making people buy a lot of cream eggs this Easter ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Are they a good cure for herpes?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I don't know.... it's difficult to see the blisters through the layer of dried on chocolate and fondant .....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# That's good enough for me.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I did always wonder how you ate yours....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# rectally
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# just checked the statistics, and
and yes

slightly later: (and beautifully rendered by the way)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# oh wow!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# great minds, etc
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
#
fools, etc
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Great minds indeed.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I finally get the joke
(lacks the attention span to watch shows like this)
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)
# ow
that blur totally fucks with my eyes
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Using the clone tool makes me happy.
It's like autopilot for slightly blurry fun...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Maths, innit.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# monkey times infinity equals cockbeard
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# or
monkey refers to a hidden subtext forever like the my left foot guy in gangs of new york
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# or
two ufos warn a vagina through the means of a star that a victorian gentleman's sperm is approaching
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# cunnnnnn...
gratulations!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# That's a fallen 8
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Monkey = Guy Fawkes.
I totally get it.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# ban this sick filth
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
#
*waits for animation*
*looks for teh quo*
*tries to filename for a clue but fails because chrome's filenamey look up thing is poor*
*squints*
*checks username and is assured this is a good joke that i'm missing*
*wait for someone else to reply with a clue hidden in a witty reply*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# or to sum up - ris
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# ^What he said.
I know there's a good joke in this, but I'm stumped.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# he...
looks like a monkey
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# no no no jack
racism is wrong and bad and no one does it any more. that's olde worlde thinking. muddleheaded nonsense
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# compo it!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# yes
enter!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Sweet of you re: "checks username"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Chrome?
right click and go to 'save as' - that way you'll find the filename is no help at all.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# ah ha, thanks for the tip
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Where's
his chair?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Tada!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# prop him up with some bibles
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Who's the pissed person that's crashed out asleep in the wendy house?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# he also seems to have a tiny afro pubic wig
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Or he's jabbing his bollocks with the feet of a Grenadier Guardsman action man figure....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Good times...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Only bettered by the mains powered kicking Cossack....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# invisible chair
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I think you'll find that's
InvisAble chair
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Chiar maybe?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# The expression 'hangdog' totally suits Gove.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# ...
dog
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I recognise that polar bear picture, but that's about it.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Ha ha
... awaits a Pedro special ...
 
edit: ah, llort got there first. Gove's probably too sexy for Pedro, anyway.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# wondered how long......
and it looks about 36 inches:(
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah, sorry - only just got here.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# and this is what you do??!!!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# This is better than my usual contributions here.
Oh - and this is my 4600th post.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# such a beautiful render though...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
# The little boy on the left seems to think so.
Not as bad as when cameron visits school, though.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# well yes
I wasn't questioning the alacrity of the juxtapositioning, with it's seamless tangential, perspective incorporated. Let's face it. It's a good turd, when all's said and done.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Haha... the butchers choice !
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# That's put me off cumberland sausage for a while.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Old Coiler.
That's what they call 'im.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone got a light?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# :D
LIGHTA
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# so it's not a rumour then...
they really do wear nail polish!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# One toke is all it takes.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] enter


but fail
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Yay...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
#
thnx
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# You're
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# most
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# welcome ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
#
invisable?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhh! I'd never notast that before!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# No
i meant


you're...


most...

and i said "invisable"...

but your "welcome" landed first.

misunderstanding. bad timing i am shit at landing at the right time.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# :¬D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# So am I ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# clever the way thas his a clockwise narritive too
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# subliminal :)
or "crafty"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# ;
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I'm leaning towards 'would'
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I'm going to have to lean toward wouldn't
can't help but think she'd drool a lot
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I think it shows they care if they swallow
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Pretty (massive) eyes.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# I'd give this a thumbs up....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I'm leaning towards
'reasonably sure I did'. If not, then the resemblance is uncanny, esp the lack of chin. Not sure about the thumb...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# This what happens when you get so pissed you accidently shag Gail off corination street...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# thumb
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# if you cannot come up with a wittier reply, i will break my foot off in your ass
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# There is sexual inuendo and playfull flirting.... and then there is making promises that you just won't keep ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# you're next :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Wear your pointy boots pilgrim!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# wrong
THAT THUMB WOULD NOT FIT IN MY TIGHT ASS
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Nicely:D
would
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# please please make one of Jennifer Aniston!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
done! www.whatamiyourwankmaterialcreator.com

EDIT: OK OK OK -- the younger, sexy Jeniffer Aniston, or the older, increasingly horse-faced Jennifer Aniston?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# not sure but have it anyway
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Very much yes.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# But how do they...?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# "Four! I mean five! I mean fire!"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I quite liked the first series.
Not too sure about what came after, although Gay: A Gay Musical made me giggle.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah, series one was ace.
Series 2 was okay, and I haven't really seen any of series 3, or any after that.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# blimey
well rememerated
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
# shit, sorry for the top post Mr Toast. I kept hitting F5 :/
I like this -- especially the cabbage-pance
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Yay... That's grand!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Ho do they smell.... etc etc
woo
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Yay... well I recognized them...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Excellent work.
And nice job on the watermark, too.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# What waterma-oh... that's a bit clever, that is. :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# That's bloody brilliant *clicky*
I particularly like the tnetennba.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Post it to @Glinner.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# aw nice
a father ted one would be bloody awesome too!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# niiiiiiiiice
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# first ever pic
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# F5 - F5 - F5 - F5 - F5 - F5 - F5 - F5!!!
Finally, it loaded...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# He's been sick on his tee shirt!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Moss
is spot on Mr Toast... now dial 010121837649...2...3345...45...9...1
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I don't remember her looking that sad.
Nice work though.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# woop!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Aw, bless...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Mmmm
Sliced bananas in custard... *memories*
I'm willing to bet I haven't had that in decades.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] In a parallel universe...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Some people would have you believe that this was the original name for the game, but that something got lost in translation.
They'd be wrong in that assumption.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Haha
I remember a motor-racing game that, bewilderingly, got called Continental Circus due to a mis-translation...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# You've obviously never heard about the European trend for biker clowns then
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# If I knew the name of a Euro motorcyclist who was performing poorly of late
I'd make a satirical comment there.
But I don't so I shan't.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# His name originally WAS Monkey Kong
but was changed to Donkey Kong because the creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, imagined DK to be a stubborn creature, like a donkey.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Not according to his book, 'Monkey Wrong'.
He says it was always Donkey, (because they were stubborn), and that Kong was enough of a clue to his simian origins.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I'lll have to ask my friend - Ebenezer Kong if it is true about his simian background.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I see...
I do know that Pac-Man was originally Puck-Man, but it was changed after people scratched at the P on the machine to make an F.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
I didn't know that.

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Nice! :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# There is also the legend of the Mitsubishi Starion,
...which was supposedly designed to go after the Ford Mustang market. When the US marketing team asked the Japanese marketing team what the car would be called, they tried to say Stallion...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Lacist!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# not if it's
tlue.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# A donkey isn't a monkey!! Stop messing with my head!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Ahahaha
*starts spinning hypno-disc*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I am hung like a monkey
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Upside down?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# On a cloud..
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# yeah, like a pink cloud
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Exactly like a pink cloud.
I always remember an episode where he fought a demon child with a black pedal car cloud..
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# from his feet
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# That's me sorted out for the evening!
www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/donkey_kong/donkey_kong.htm

I used to play this with my sister, her boyfriend and all their biker mates, in the pub (when I was about 16). I remember it fondly, well most of it anyway....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Wahey!
Do I need to insert a coin into the disk drive?
I vaguely remember something about the lady's dress slowly getting shorter if you spend more time on a level... I seriously hope I haven't just made that up
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)
# EXERCISE BIKE WILL DESTROY US ALL
whenever I see a swivel chair with its arms raised I immediately think its surrendering
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# That's what it wants you to think!
As soon as you sit in it, you succumb to its leathery grip
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# But then I punch two holes clean through its hands
Then the blighter has to seek future employment as a cinema seat.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# You rock!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# And people wonder why you stop using them by the end of January
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# oh look it's a laundry basket conveyor and drying rack
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Keep fit or die!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch out Doctor Ook, it's after your banana!
it's after your banana!

Previously on Doctor Ook:
Doctor Pat Chimpanzee and the Cybermen
Doctor Tom Orangutan and the Daleks
Doctor Colin Macaque and the Yeti

Dr Pete Capuchin's the last one for tonight.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Excellent face choice.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)
# got to love a blonde
had to stretch it's eyes up to give it a bit of "what is THAT"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I prefer redheads.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Bonnie Langford?
or Amy Pond actresses too I suppose
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! (have a pea)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Injuns!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# this image makes me think "teleshopping show"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)
# It could be the silly grin and empty eyes.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# now I can't stop seeing it too
G: So Doctor, what do you have for us today?
D: Well Gravis, it's fresh, clean to handle, portable and so easy to use.
G: I like the colour.
D: This one is the classic yellow, but they come in green, brown and black too.
G: I notice you're wearing one on your lapel
D: Yes, it's so versatile: you can eat them, wear them, and display them in your home. They can even be used to speed up the ripening of other fruit.
G: So it's a fruit?
D: Yes, we call it 'The Banana' and it's available singley or in bunches
G: I like the name! Can you show us how to open it?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bananas are a dish best served cold.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# this is outrageous!
i am angered by the assumption that monkeys are one-dimensional, banana-obsessed primates. some of us absolutely fucking HATE bananas!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
#

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)
# your cuteness will not overcome me
especially not with that bottle of vile pisswater
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# 're-lives terrible hangover'
Cute fluffy bonce this little chap has.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# It is the first step in their evil plan to take over the world
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Your microscopic bananas are a joy to behold.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Always my favourite act at the circus
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Excellent
but strange. Very strange.

slightly later: and good work on the foreground net over the shopping. no way could i manage that without being a seamster
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Try doing that when it isn't drugged.
Or wearing a monkey's face.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# They can be friendly :-) 1971 1972 discribes.... :-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# The animal kingdom never ceases to amaze.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I like big cats and I cannot lie, and all you other brothers can't deny
oh tell me why
I don't like monkeys
tell me why
I don't like mo-on-keys
I want to shoot, oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
that animal.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# i approve of this week's image challenge
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Smash!
Where ya been, Milady?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# busy as hell
my sister and her husband have both just got jobs, so i'm looking after the kids.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Well, it's nice to see you around these parts, again.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I recomemd super glueing their arses to chairs and stapling their gobs shut ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# they're no trouble, really
just a bit hyper. i'm not used to spending so much time with people who can change a conversation from waybuloo to the humour of cat farts in 1 second flat.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Try watching PM question time..... it happens all the time :-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# You just described this place.
You should have no trouble with them.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# nobody here dive-bombs me in the ribs
when i'm suffering pains from pleural scarring
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Yeah, but your newphews/nieces don't subject you to yiffy jailbait every few hours.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# good point
and it's twin nephews
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'll have a large Brandy please old bean"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# yay smoking monkies :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] meanwhile, on the surface of the forest moon
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# D'awwww! :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# that's unbearably cute
evil..........need evil............


*slithers off*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] moar EVIL u say?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# slightly disturbing, but not evil
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# ditto:
awwww, and it will smash the empire
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# eeeeee :)
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Nice
I don't want to ask where his left hand is...
But it might explain the expression.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Haha... you made me scroll all the way back up there!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Yay, that's one strong guy!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I bet he goes through some bananas every week
:~)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)

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