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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

Parp

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)

that happened and we all let it happen

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

The day western civilization shit the bed.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

look out! there is a UFO behind you

well, not so much the F in UFO as it clearly looks like it's parked, moreso a UPO.

maybe the alens needed to get some crisps and pop or something, I don't know, I'm not completely certain of the circumstances, clearly there are a sequence of events that lead to this situation, maybe they just stopped to look at the dancing twats or something it's ultimately hard to say coherently.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 4:04, archived)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

YOU

Also, can I say that I was quite pleased with this mornings Vags (especially the blokes).

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)

im sorry to sound like a retard. im on here for years but i still don't get any of those celebrity pictures. what's the joke behind those? is there even any joke besides putting some CDC in some of their hands? to me it looks just like random google imagesearches and then run through flash's trace bitmap filter or some photoshop filter that does the same. i think i am missing the point.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)

He filtad

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)

I think the joke is, that there IS no joke.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)

^Ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha
^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha ^ha_ha......

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)

Shameless repost

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)

There is no point, only that I like doing them, people like looking at them and it starts the day off!

I am very sorry if it offends some but as many b3tains have told me, it's a free world and if I want to post them I can.

(please let's not start the debate again, just 'ignore' me if you don't like what I do).

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

I for one enjoy them. Adds a bit of variety I think.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

haha why should those offend anyone

also why should i ignore you. for years now I've just been trying to read a lot into those and I felt like I'm just way too stupid and didn't want to admit it because everyone would be like WOW ISN'T IT OBVIOUS. i thought its either a combination of names or those people next to each other have something in common and that's the clever joke. so it's really just random and unrelated people? :C

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

I can do real arts as well

(but only if it is a really long meeting)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)

Yay doodling-while-waiting-for-things!

This was while I was on hold to EDF...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)

I'm loving the plane-scorpion-thing!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)

that sea gull is my favourite

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)

\o/

(they are all weirdly organised on your page though)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

It was a couple of pages

I edited them into a tidy pic for easy posting

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

aaah!! yeah cool i see that now...

that's really organised ;)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)

The snake with the net head make me think of Gary Larson's Far Side

High praise indeed.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:45, archived)

I have no idea who is or ever was offended

I mean they're terrible pictures and by extension wobbly bloke is a terrible person who should feel terrible all the time but I don't think anyone got offended.

Kind of like when someone gets called out for being a dick and says something like "they're just intimidated by my good looks" instead of "I should try and be a better person". If he puts it on to other people being offended then somehow his terrible terrible posts aren't his fault.

All quite sad really.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)

How dare you post something on a public messageboard that isn't exactly to my personal taste? You swine.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)

YOU

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)

He/She

is so right

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Bish0p, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)

Abu Qatada: Extreme Cleric

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

RADICAL

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)

COWABUNGA!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)

Papa Smurf?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)

Cold kickin it oldschool

Gon get Sharia on yo ass

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)

doesnt the koran say that beards may not have variable opacity

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

Stealth beard

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

CUte They arE

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)

Needs more popes.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)

tell all the people that you see to follow me down

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)

He just wanted to see her heart....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)

Hahaha.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)

Hahahaha

That's my kind of card

ROMANCE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)

New from Hallmark, the Charles Manson Valentine Collection.

Nicely.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)

Hahahaha

Marvellous Squire.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)

so til they come to get me I will hold your hand in mine

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

Poor sod...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

The poor little buggers queue up to get killed around here.

edit: fucking wanky icon change

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)

still looks

a bit miffed :))

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)

Aaaww.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

I don't know why I

Feel so tongue-tied

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

awwwww

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

For shite justice

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)

(1.618..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)

How romantic.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)

It would have been more so but I can't do a realistic bulge

(1.618..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)

On its endless journey...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)

Mmmm, be nice in a sandwich, that.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)

I like the look of my tits in this one

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rob, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)

Watch out they don't hat the keyboard while you type ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)

(1.618..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)

this has made me fancy rob. i would make the head smaller and feminize it a bit more though. then that would be my valentine's night sorted....

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Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)

What a romantic night...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)

i'll just take the BOX

and the bloke in the purple frock coat, ta

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)

The box is mine! offers slice of cake and backs away!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)

OI!! HANDS OFF

you've already had my creem eggssss

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)

Whistles and looks inocent ;-0

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)

hmmmm

*eyes suspiciously*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

Hahaha

Not laughing but, crying.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)

if the bloke is on the cover of a Mills & Boon

i'm proper sorted :))

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)

Me too, the same as every other year!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)

No, her.

I'm usually too addled to know what day it is, let alone care.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)

I'm usually to apathetic to bother caring ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)

crying with laughter, maybe

i'm off for a nice hot bath with a bottle of xanax

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)

Could have shopped around

for a Tesco Value 3 Course Lunch with Wine for £2.42

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tubaman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)

SO ROMANTIC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)

vsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfab

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)

That's the one Smashy has been waiting for!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)

Yay, from b3ta's best artist :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)

Bout time I got sum respeck

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)

The lack of it is just jelousey I tell, people are scared of your talent and resent the fact you won the best artist compo...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)

shit-witted paint-fucks, the lot of them

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)

Cunts the lot of them...

And they wonder why we have no really talent left here

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)

Beautiful man, just beautiful.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)

Cheers, bro, yeah?

Nice. *knuckle bums*

I mean bump

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

This is shit.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

This has it all - style, elegance and subtlety, and yet the work also possesses an understated vibrancy and hints at a barely-tamed passion.
The artist truly has captured the very essence of this, the most romantic day of the year.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)

Had to use this today to explain to a kid what it meant to have different points of view.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)

When I was a kid we just used to get a good hiding if we had a diffent point of view

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)

Good way to make a point

But as someone with red-green colourblindness: Fuck you.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)

A penguine is trying to convince a circle of paper that it is a hole, the circle of paper is disagreeing with the penguine..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)

When they begin the penguine,

It brings back the sound of music so tender

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)

That makes me think so much of that episode of Flipper....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)

which one was that

where Timmy was stuck in the tuna net??

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)

Bugger, sorry I meant Skippy ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)

pfft

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)

I just logged back on to say exactly this

I just spent ages peering closely at this.

Hint for the future, b3ta: if you want people to read what you're writing, don't make it mother-fucking red print on a fucking background of trees and grass.

Hint for the future, people who program Command and Conquer: when you pick colours for your men, don't make them mother-fucking red men running around on a green field because then I get annihilated while friends who wonder why I don't defend myself until half my base has already been twatted.

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)

It shall be done :)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)

thanks :)

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)

^All of this^

Although it's a shame they took Command and Conquer out the back and shot it (C&C4 Tiberian Twilight...what the unearthly hell were they thinking?!)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)

I never tried anything after the first C&C

Such a staggeringly stupid design decision did not deserve to be rewarded. Plus, Warcraft was a lot easier.

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)

I did this for him to try and explain if he continues not to understand....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)

Pffffft

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)

I CAN READ IT!!

THANK YOU!

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)

Fucking mother-fucking red print on a fucking background of trees and grass, it's your best freind now it is ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)

Outlines, bitch!

\o/

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)

hahaha :)

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)

The power of Comic Sans.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)

It's only just giving up some of its secrects after years of research....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)

I thought there was some sort of penalty 'round here for those who use the 'sans.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)

I use it on purpose just to try and get people to shout up about it ;-)

I also use it because I like it too, it does the right job for the right pic..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)

i like it

because you outlined it

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

Yay :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

awww, he's all out of puff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

53p?!

I blame inflation..

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

0_0

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Frogbeat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)

GRRRRR! *spangs*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)

Poor financial control, it's probably time the company was floated

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)

I blame the managing director; he's full of hot air.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)

oof!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)

You didn't just let yourself down with that one...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)

They look shite

Can I have 2 for a pound?

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Frogbeat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)

By the 'bits' in that one I'd say he's on the verge of following through!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)

sadly gifs either have transparency on or off

it was a masterpiece of translucent bum gas in the original

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)

You could always set a background colour :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)

AW MAN WHY DO I DEFAULT AS A BROKEN HEART?

TRYING TO IMPLY SOMETHING ROB?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)

And you can fool the kids when you tell them that inhaling the gas will make them talk like a Chipmunk!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)

{:-)

A vomiting chipmonk.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)

I admire you as a fartist.

Great stuff, gets a click from me.

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)

Don't be giving Heston ideas now ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)

More fibre's needed.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)

BUMLOONS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)

In-flatus!

(as Harry Potter says)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)

Yes

would love to see this idea on Dragons Den

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)

Having tried this

It's just not true that the gas is brown.

(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)

:-)

All filled with the turtle's breath.

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mozza, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

Beautiful!

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monkeyman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)

Same to you and all the other sexy bitches.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)

I've lost weight!

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rob, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)

hahaha

flaps

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)

Fucking hell

haven't got enough bookmarks :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)

Ok I have never had any feelings for Rob

But I do now

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Frogbeat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)

Thought I would make you one back H :D

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Frogbeat, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

Hahaha

Chillingly realistic

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)

~~chillingly~~ terrifyingly

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)

Hahahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)

GAAAH!

Someone get the flaming hammers and kill the beast! The sexy, sexy, beast.

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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)

just don't let it do

a fan dance!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)

Any fold's a goal

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)

Frottage Cheese

You know, If I had any skill I would so find an image to illustrate Frottage Cheese.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)

Oh dear god noooo

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)

Is it sunday yet?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)

Well I for one, would..

* What skin texture algorithm do you use?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)

He's all mine now...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)

ha ha ha

amazing

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Hahaha, oh fuck!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)

Tra lala lala

Click for bigger (68 kb)

(Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)

She's generous when it comes to buying her round I hear...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)

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Bish0p, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)

May need 6 pints here ;-0

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)

8 at least..

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Bish0p, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)

Fuck yer !

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)

Spirits and acid I reckon.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)

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Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)

I used to believe in Valentines, then I took a dager to the heart...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)

Happy St Valentine's Massacre Day

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10691110

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)

Well I like it..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)

Snirflepop!

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Ninj, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

It's the Ewok paedobear!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

Almost as creepy as the first Bungle. o__o

Oh and hello everyone. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)

Hai Foxy!

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Ninj, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)

The horror! The horror!

(User #86772, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)

;)

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Ninj, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

I see Brandow, though

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

\O/

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Ninj, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)

^ Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)

HAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)

You'll be hearing from my libel lawyers!

(Cupid loves you all, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

noisy bastards!

pipe down you excessively decibeled litigators!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)

The Iron Cunt

(iamgoingtohell, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)

~~Iron~~ Red-X

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

don't do that, you tiresome cunt. it completely fucks up board browsing on mobile apps

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)

* Sorry, is that better?

* Wonders off to read the FAQ's again...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)

Pffffffttt....

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Ninj, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

*wanks*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

Phwoar!

Mind if I slot this in here?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

has he lost weight

and his penis?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

He's 'tucked it back'

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

ah, i see

or rather, i don't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

*hums Goodbye Horses*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

*nurses semi* *vomits* hahaha!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

I'm sure I'm photoshopped more on the /board than I used to be

are you trying to say you miss me? Or is it horrid internet bullying?

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rob, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)

and a couple of very tame pin-ups that contain no perverted or monstrously mutated linework at all.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

The dot FTW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

Ah, inter-species erotica

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

there goes pip's chance of a threesome

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

No perverted?

*won't look*

*harrumph*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

Dude! It's going to end in sexiness WITH YOUR CAT :(((

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

I thought that was the whole point of Sequential Art

It's the tale of a cartoonist's never-ending quest to fuck his cat

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

yeh, i thought that too

as well as the inner turmoil he suffers from his desire to feel his cat's pussy around his cock, which he lives out only in his imagination, unsure whether in reality his pet requites his feelings of lust.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

What are your thoughts now Moggy has departed? None of us could ever love you as much as she did.

She bestowed you with love, tributes and shit-cocked amputee rabbit nuns, and we all scared her away like bastards.
Nice pinups by the way.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

She left?

When?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

Pffttt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

Dave's gone man, dave's gone.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

You not gonna do a wanking gif?

Seems like you and Emvee are at a standoff...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

no I've stopped, no point us both doing it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

I've got photoshop open

but I'm having difficulty deciding whether the eyebrows man or the cat should be wanking

or maybe the penguin thing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

Eyebrow man.

Always eyebrow man

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

I think the sofa - imagine the things he's seen ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

hahaha

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

Something like this, perhaps?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

fucking hell

WANKFEST!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

The cat's penis is slightly bigger

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

Pffffffft!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)

This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)

Happy Valentine's, Love Moggy's heart.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

4 EVA IZ ARE HART

:-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

also known, as the love muscle

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

mmm he should totally get it on with his cat

bestiality is the last romantic taboo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

aww poor robot didn't get a card

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)

haha

this made me chuckle

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)

Violets are blue, roses are red. You fancy your cat 'cos you're wrong in the head.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

hahaha

Roses are best, violets are worst
Cat-fucking is fun
If you trim their claws first

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)

Roses are Red, violets are gay.

I'm gonna tell the RSPCA

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

By jove, they are very tame for you

are you feeling alright, old chap?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

^This.

I guess after seeing shitcocks, rabbit nuns and other shite for the past month or two, I've become completely desensitized.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

we've gone over the edge man

we're in the new place

the place with.. the stuff and the things and the other things.

or something.

I'm bad with metaphors.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)

There are war veterans who've seen less horrific shit than us.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)

From the CO-OP war on prices maybe :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)

My grandad was in that war.

He fought for reduced prices on Co-Op's own brand lemonade.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)

No Kat, what are you doing?!

Slightly fap.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

Still waiting for the Sequential Art Minus Furries version to be posted on here

(User #86772, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)

Wait no longer

I did a series of them when the eyebrows man got all fat:

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

It's like a sitcom starring John Goodman but only he stars in it and he wants to belittle and murder his house.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

I think I'd watch that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)

You'd better

His next payment in an all you can eat buffet is counting on viewing figures.
One view would be enough to feed him for 2 weeks.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)

These really are superb

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)

Thanks for reposting these!

Incidentally, the "Fat Man Having A Crafty Wank On The Stairs" version of the third strip is the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on here.
EDIT: Here we are! :D b3ta.com/board/10411862

(User #86772, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

Here y'are

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)

these are excellent

So subtle, but they tell soooo much

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)

I wish I'd done emvee's ones too

but i aim to go through most of sequential art one day either turning it into sequential fart or turning it into furryless art

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boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)

Cultural and romantic...

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

Yes... yes I will

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

yes

but you're not getting a stickjob

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

Marvellous!

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

Who remembers Bad Manners?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The only thing that keeps me going
Is the bloody Special Brew.

(xaer0mancer, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)

Haha...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)

i has an idea
but art skills are dicey
Still they gave me an FP
And that was quite nicey

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)

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