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[challenge entry] Satire! Take that Britain!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Get yer GBs. Three for a fiver...
If it gets too bad we can always flog ourselves dahn the market

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Why has this not been made?
(sorry for posting on top)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Well, it's what I thought anyway
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I love a good serving suggestion, me.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I know you do!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Gnarly, man.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Beautiful man. Beautiful.
:D

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Ah
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Overarm, swing the racquet at the ball
And don't forget to grunt loudly like a professional.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and rubbish
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# hehe, "ring" hehehe heheh hehe "ring"
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# That's a really nice idea...
:D

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)
# *steals idea*
makes a squizillion pounds
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# *gets sued by TLG*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] British Austerity Army
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# ooh! Controversial
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# how are they going to stab you in the back with those fiddly little things?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# It's also missing a cheese-knife
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# White flag technology! Priceless.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# clicks Osbourne story furiously
dammit!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha - reminds me of the Viz Commando rip-offs
"War stories for boys. And not girls."
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Good!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Downloads
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)
# We're not scared of you!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
# *searches for extra-large spanging-pan*
:D
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# haha, I forgot what a hooked nose she had!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# racist
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# oh superb!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# r.i.p GMOS 4EVA IN R HARTZ :(
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I miss the Satuday night DAYNCE events
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# ta
There's a LARGE version on my webshite: www.q4nobody.co.uk/images/jpegif/Star_wOz.pdf
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# That made my browser crash a bit
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# You made Leia even sexier
how is that even possible!!??
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I wondered where I'd left my peni...pencil sharpener machine.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# They're off to see the hawser?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Hold still for your spanging, boy
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# *bobs and weaves*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
What a wind up...
:D

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Too many Dog Eggs around my way...


Click for massive, feel free to put up around your local tarmaced turd track

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# oy yes, and round mine
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# For years I lived on a street that was essentially a toilet for all the local chavs' staffies
If I were in power, the rule would be:

If you step in dogshit, you have the legal power to insert that shit back inside the dog, then you can insert the dog into its owner.

That ought to solve a few things around here.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahah JUSTICE!!!
This particular dog shit alley is where all the kids walk to school. Most arrive at school with shitty shoes. Nice.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I think a very cheap and easy way to improve life all round
would be to assassinate anybody found in possession of a tracksuit top/hoodie and a staffie at the same time
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# This used to be a big problem in dutch cities in the 80's - shit everywhere
but ever since city councils adopted laws where dog owners have to clean up after their dogs (or risk being fined heavily), the streets are actually mostly very clean.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# We have laws like that
but they don't apply to chavs with staffies for some reason
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I know the city of The Hague is very big on enforcing such laws
it's their way of making some money for the city
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
Does rmind me of the Sniper at work signs back home though
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Some joker round us, actually clears their dogs turds
then tosses the freshly bagged "dog product" into the nearest bush, hedge, tree, meaning slowly festering bags of stinking-bio-hazard decorate the byways instead... Think I prefer the poo myself,
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Someone has been spray painting similar on the paths near me
there was a nice frsh dog egg perfectly planted on one yesterday.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'm putting this in my window!
Woo!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!
/throws jarate.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# *googles*
0_o
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Sniper!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
i might do that over my local park, at the moment they've taken to spraying the dogs eggs bright orange to try and shame people into picking up after their dogs.

however the people who they are trying to shame don't give a fuck anyway.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# He he!
Nice
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Sorry
I'm thick... RIS?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Iz a cragker!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# It's a Cracker!
and a coffin! hmmm, let me think?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Ah
I couldnt tell it was a cracker sorry. I thought it was some champagne cork thing hence the RISing :(
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# HAHAHA IT'S A CORKER... HAHAHA
...what?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# see?
I also thought it was a cork
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Cork coffin, why not!
:)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I am to be buiried...
...in a cock-shaped, cork coffin in Cork.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Contains a rubbish joke, or two
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Had thought of mentioning it
plus Novelty Glasses?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# RIP anne frank you legend
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# 4EVA IN R LOFTZ
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Win ££££££s...


Click for bigger (171 kb)

EDIT: Metal costs alone for 1,600 sets of medals = £1,138,896 - revised design £1,792 - that's the first million saved...
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh! Very good. Edit: just going to put this here
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I approve of this
So have a pea
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I wouldn't mind having a rummage through her dustbin.
By which I mean I'd like to have sex with her. Preferrably anal.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Is this some kind of clever euphemism?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Well there might be children watching.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# My grandson saw your comment

MY GRANDSON
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Describe him
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Great cock, but no pubes :(
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# ...and I'm spent
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)
# This is lovely!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
Gold to that man! and a click
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha, marvellous.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] There, that should save a few quid
that should save a few quid
*hides*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# YAY!
I can now sell my house as "A short drive to the sea"

So we're claiming back southern Ireland?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# The Wirral
is the new Atlantis

Eire is just there, like the rest of Europe (but you can't see it...)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that....
Too Welsh to be scousers and too scouse to be Welsh!
Poor bastards.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Hey, fuck you, dude. I am from the Wirral.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I was born on the Wirral :(
Granted, we moved away before I was one, but my passport still proudly declares that I was born on the Wirral.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I'm from the Wirral, too
We are too Welsh to be Scousers, and I rate that as a good thing
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# ...and claiming
back Calais. Damn those pesky French for capturing it back in 1558 :-(
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# where will we buy our shortbread now?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Lidl...
It will be that strange imported shortbread that is slightly soft and has a faint tang of rubber and regret.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# "A faint tang of rubber and regret"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That is going in a song lyric TODAY!!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# "I like this!"
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# you left cornwall on
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# That's because I own
some of it
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# :o
Are you a radiation powered superhero?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Hang on - is it Thursday...?
Yes
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I see
and you think this will prevent England getting a drubbing at Twickenham on Saturday?

WTF is a drubbing anyway?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# OED
Hence {drubbing} vbl. n., a beating, a thrashing; also transf., fig., and attrib.; drubber, one who drubs or beats.

   1650 Howell For. Trav. App. (Arb.) 85 They [the Turks] have sundry sorts of punishments that torture the sense a longer time, as drubbing, guunshing, flaying alive, impaling.    1687 Congreve Old Bach. i. v, He will take a drubbing with as little Noise as a Pulpit Cushion.    1708 Prior Mice 102 These two were sent (or I'm no drubber).    1752 Hume Ess. & Treat. (1777) I. 266 To hear‥Jupiter threaten Juno with a sound drubbing.    1769 Junius Lett. xxiii. 108 note, Sir Edward Hawke had given the French a drubbing.    1784 Lett. to Honoria & M. II. 36 Who had just suffered a hearty drubbing-bout.    1814 Scott Wav. xxxiv, Beyond the capacity of the drubber of sheep-skin.    1871 J. C. Jeaffreson Ann. Oxford I. xx. 313 The classical drubbings which pupils underwent.    1884 G. Meredith Let. 31 Dec. (1970) II. 755 He got well licked [at football]. A swim in the Baths afterward braced him, for victory or another drubbing.    1955 Times 24 May 11/3 The Communists, who are still licking their wounds after the drubbing they got in 1950.    1959 Spectator 21 Aug. 215/1, I shall be surprised, though, if the Establishment does not take another drubbing in the City over Harrods.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Towers of Drub (original mix)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Drubstep.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Drub and Mace
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I didn't inherit my father's interest in
rounders, so I don't really care.
Actually, that's a lie - I'm not usually bothered, but I think it should be a hell of a match, both sides 2 from 2, lots of big fit bastards on both sides...
We'll see :)

I think it means being rubbed with some 'd'
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I think you were masturbating when you typed this
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Damn!
You're good...
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# WTF is Twickenham?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# It's a meat made from ruddy faced people who wear Barbour jackets
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Twickenham sandwiches please
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# It's a town that fucking hates Rugby!
I should know....
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# You've left the shit bits on!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)
# haha clicks
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Hello!
I'm trying to draw something new every day.



Feel free to add your own suggestions: at drawaday.tumblr.com/
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
#
obligatory 'squirrels with tits' comment
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# * immediately fwaps*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# *joins in on the wankathon*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# *passes the biscuit round*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# spontaneous self abuse!
I have to ask how you plan to do this? I tried the same thing a while back (draw 1 pic every day) and fell after the 1st week.

Found it quite depressing, unless you have some kind of rigid schedule, then you can set time aside every day to do it.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I'm rubbish at blogging regularly
But I can usually draw something given inspiration.

I'm currently using lunchtimes at work, which gives me about 30-40 minutes to spit something colourful out.
I don't draw as much as I used to, and I always enjoy doing it, so this should be a fun project. I'd like to do a whole month at the very least.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I tried a doodle-a-day and failed a few years ago also
I give him until tomorrow when Stef from sales suggests "Pub Lunch?"
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# wirrels with the squits
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# very good!
I have duly suggested something
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Great views!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Haha
*Click*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Tee hee!
Also, this is definitely not worth its own thread.


George Osbourne + Paul Auster = Nigel Farrage + Julian Clary

EDIT: Actually, even by my low standards, this is a pisspoor attempt.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# That second image is terrifying.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Ain't it just?
Mind you, the first could cause a few nightmares too.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
sisal AND jute!

That's bloody luxury right there that is!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# For an extra quid
they'll tie a knot in it for you.
Now that's quality
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# an extra quid!
in this age of austerity still the petty bourgeoisie never give up their luxuries!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Austerity Olympics pea
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Yay!
I would pay to watch this :D
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Agreed
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# This is quite wonderful
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# OMG they're all coffee coloured people!
Racist!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Yep, four of them are definitely
green.
(Woo to pic, BTW)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I remember this the first time round and
it's quite simply one of my favourite b3ta images ever!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# This has got to be from at least 2005.
I have it saved in the 'b3ta folder' which is bursting at the seams.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Original version was 2009 :)
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes - I like this. Have a pea:
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# does anyone want CHIPS and BURGER and TOMATO SAUCE now
because I bloody do
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)
# This.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I'm going for a McDirty's!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Is this what they throw to their staff
in lieu of expenses?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I can say I reached a low-ebb
when once I drank Tesco value lager.

Although it was still better than Mace lager
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Recycling, and all that stuff maybe........?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Haha, yep
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Well I like it
have a recycled woo
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# SATIRE!
*click*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# What should I draw the'day?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# A Japanese girl holding a Lump hammer walking into your bedroom ............
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# omg, his lumpy bits!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
terrifying :O
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# This isn't going to involve a plank of wood between his ankles is it?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# only if your translation software fails
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Restrainga ordera!
RESTERAINING ORDERA!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# \o/
velly good
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# An eye patch wearing kitten with a chainsaw leading an army of obedient rotweillers in revenge against evil space pig cyborgs
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# A Babyfied Kratos with a lollypop !
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# A man in a suit
waiting impatiently in a Post Office queue during his lunch hour.
He is posting a parcel containing some powder blue Marks & Spencer slacks that he wishes to return.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# why doesn't he wait in line at marks and spencer
There is exposition missing from this scenario.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# He ordered his slacks online
as he doesn't live near an M&S store. Distressingly, said slacks were a little long, so he's returning them in the pre-paid return package.
However, the package is slightly too big for the post box, resulting in him having to queue at the Post Office counter.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# The poor chap, he'll be subjected to the same advert on repeat at least 13 times
:'
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# It's certainly a tragic tale
If you're interested, which I suspect you're not, the man is impatient because the bottle of Diet Coke - purchased as part of a Boots "Meal Deal" - which he is clutching in a carrier bag along with a cheese and ham sandwich - is getting warm.
He now only has 15 minutes of his lunch hour left to send his package, return to the office and eat his lunch.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# it's a tragic tale of one man's ultimately doomed quest
yet his compulsion is that he must try, lest the gods become angered
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Indeed. It seems to the man that returning the slacks
has almost become sisyphean.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# does this scenario feature squirrels with tits at any point?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Don't be daft
of course it does
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# The person behind the Post Office
counter is, in fact, a squirrel with tits.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# sexy
roadkill
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# A vegetarian vampire sloth
sharing a tray of roast vegetables with Hannibal Lecter
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# does this picture have used wheelchairs and crutches in the background?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# *checks*
...

...

...

yes
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# John Goodman living alone with nothing to eat, getting increasingly lonely and raping his furnature
And then wandering around with a kitchen knife threatening to murder his house and snort chinese five spices to tweak himself while he waits for the meals on wheels van to deliver a hamper of fried chicken that he then shoves in everyone's mail boxes out of pure malice.

Alternatively Skullgirl's Peacock playing bowling with pieces of Misfortunes limbs as bowling pins.

Or this www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kJLavwjY4xQ
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Karl Lagerfeld laughing at the obese
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# what would a caricature of Karl look like
*FEARS*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# A young (yet already funkalicious) Bootsy Collins is in his swimming trunks, precariously balanced on the high board.
It's his first time in the Grown Ups' Pool, but he feels safe because he still has his Crazy Crocodile armbands on, and his lucky face flannel clutched in one sweaty hand. Down below, Keith Chegwin watches from behind a potted fern, masturbating furiously.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Some scientifically correct schematics of my sex cock
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Carl Sagan giving up atheism for Lent.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# sasquatch - with tits
abominable snowman - with tits
yeti - with tits
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# i'm detecting a theme among your requests
/spidey_sense
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# big foot in a spiderman suit - with tits
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# A mammoth with mammories, dressed as a stereotypical mammy, watching Mamma Mia.
She qualified to Master of Arts level at the University of Massachusetts, owns shares in Mastercard and runs a website-hosting service based in Morocco
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# tits with tits?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I've been meaning to photoshop this, but I can't think of a way of making that SFW
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ah, just do it man
it's the way things must be
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I never seem to get much further than googling for source images though
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# well, that in itself can be enough entertainment
:D
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# where's your sense of daring
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# PHOAR
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# YES
needs moar stiff nips
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# how many
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# a stiffniptillion
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# A ninja doing a backflip out of a lady's vagina, whilst he sprays an army of mummies with a flamethrower.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# You cunt
office rofflage
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# If he doesn't draw this, fuck it, I will!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Oh FFS, not this again
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Again?
Aww man, it hasn't been done before, has it?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Done to death
In fact there was an Image Challenge in 2004 based around this very subject matter
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# *bangs desk with fist* SHIT! Back to the drawing board...
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Mole seargeant woman.
:D
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# And you'll show us another picture of your hand?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# no, Moggy's cunt pict.
huh huh huh
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS AND ALL THAT'S HOLY
FUCK OFF BACK TO DEVIANTART
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Pict won't display on a lot of browsers, you're probably better off saving as jpeg
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Oh god please no.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Terrible manners
She should at least wait until her 5000th post, or something
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Most of which being "Thanks! XD", I reckon.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# He don't accept
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Won't accept what, "Moggy's cunt pict."?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# XD
He don't accept my request
So I said "Moggy's cunt pict."
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# So if he DOES draw your request, you've messed that one up. XD
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)
# yeah.
He think to disgusting me.
So I think he can not accept my request.
:D hahaha
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Very Troll.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I thought you hated 4chan
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Perhaps accompanied by a sexually-aroused image of a child
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# David Bellamy
somehow unable to get his car in a low gear in order to pull out at a busy roundabout, with several irate drivers tooting behind.

with tits

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Draw Fuck Off
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# An octopus and a woman in a compromising position
possibly containing juices.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# That's so bindun
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Something with revenge.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Government infrastructure improvement initiative to continue
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha - excellent *clicks*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# And....
be just as fucking useful.

And prettier.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Nice reflectage!
:-)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# This Saturday's 'Sun on Sunday' launch ad is leaked
Annie Tomorrow
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# flaming shithammers on standby
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ^This^
If it succeeds, I might have to do The Bad Thing.

For feck's sake.

"The News Of The World has very probably been involved in criminal activity."

"You bastards!"

"No it hasn't! But in case it has ... I'll shut it down."

"OK then."

"Yeah!"

"I'm going to start The Sun On Sunday."

"HOORAY!"

FFS. People need such a good shoeing.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# haha
pity it was too late to make it in here: Fuck You Sun On Sunday
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Hurrah!
nicely..
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] .......... I did!

Austerity in the USA
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# This wins internets.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I don't know anything about soccerballsport
but I found this and I think it should win the compo
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/23/manchester-city-hulk-unsporting-porto
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# You do not know the laws of the footballs?!!?!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Yes!
A home run!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# *bats for six*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Those kites can be dangerous!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# After seeing a sign on a bin, this popped into my head...

Of course there's a dog poo fairy. Who else leaves dog eggs behind?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# i have to shit in a box, you insensitive slob
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# You typo'd "sit". :)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# SHITTING IN A BOX
SHITTING IN A CARDBOARD BOX
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# good funn!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Robbing bastards,
That's all leaf and stem!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I sold mixed herbs to some pot head once, when I was a kid.
/trufax
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I sold a bag of dried grass to a friend
I thought he'd laugh but he handed me cash :/
twat.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# I got £15
for an OXO cube when I was at school.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Have I stumbled into QOTW?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Yeah, sorry for girth
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# MASSIVE NON-DRUGS
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I bet the guy who bought it was subsequently the laughing stock
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# You are Tim Bisley aicmfp
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# An old college mate used to sell paracetamol as "E" tablets in the 90s.
He'd dip them in water then let them dry out so they looked rough...
All came to a sticky end though when bouncers caught him "dealing" and gave him a damn good kicking..
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# lol, drugs
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The only way to travel...

Just cycle over for the ultimate motorbike experience!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Arse
I was going to do a peg and a piece of folded cereal box :(
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

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