This used to be a big problem in dutch cities in the 80's - shit everywhere
but ever since city councils adopted laws where dog owners have to clean up after their dogs (or risk being fined heavily), the streets are actually mostly very clean.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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We have laws like that
but they don't apply to chavs with staffies for some reason
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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I know the city of The Hague is very big on enforcing such laws
it's their way of making some money for the city
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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hahaha
Does rmind me of the Sniper at work signs back home though
Some joker round us, actually clears their dogs turds
then tosses the freshly bagged "dog product" into the nearest bush, hedge, tree, meaning slowly festering bags of stinking-bio-hazard decorate the byways instead... Think I prefer the poo myself,
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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Someone has been spray painting similar on the paths near me
there was a nice frsh dog egg perfectly planted on one yesterday.
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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i might do that over my local park, at the moment they've taken to spraying the dogs eggs bright orange to try and shame people into picking up after their dogs.
however the people who they are trying to shame don't give a fuck anyway.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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Hence {drubbing} vbl. n., a beating, a thrashing; also transf., fig., and attrib.; drubber, one who drubs or beats.
1650 Howell For. Trav. App. (Arb.) 85 They [the Turks] have sundry sorts of punishments that torture the sense a longer time, as drubbing, guunshing, flaying alive, impaling. 1687 Congreve Old Bach. i. v, He will take a drubbing with as little Noise as a Pulpit Cushion. 1708 Prior Mice 102 These two were sent (or I'm no drubber). 1752 Hume Ess. & Treat. (1777) I. 266 To hear‥Jupiter threaten Juno with a sound drubbing. 1769 Junius Lett. xxiii. 108 note, Sir Edward Hawke had given the French a drubbing. 1784 Lett. to Honoria & M. II. 36 Who had just suffered a hearty drubbing-bout. 1814 Scott Wav. xxxiv, Beyond the capacity of the drubber of sheep-skin. 1871 J. C. Jeaffreson Ann. Oxford I. xx. 313 The classical drubbings which pupils underwent. 1884 G. Meredith Let. 31 Dec. (1970) II. 755 He got well licked [at football]. A swim in the Baths afterward braced him, for victory or another drubbing. 1955 Times 24 May 11/3 The Communists, who are still licking their wounds after the drubbing they got in 1950. 1959 Spectator 21 Aug. 215/1, I shall be surprised, though, if the Establishment does not take another drubbing in the City over Harrods.
(Puromycinis still licking windows,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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Towers of Drub (original mix)
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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I didn't inherit my father's interest in
rounders, so I don't really care. Actually, that's a lie - I'm not usually bothered, but I think it should be a hell of a match, both sides 2 from 2, lots of big fit bastards on both sides... We'll see :)
I think it means being rubbed with some 'd'
(blyerkite k trilby,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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*joins in on the wankathon*
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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*passes the biscuit round*
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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spontaneous self abuse!
I have to ask how you plan to do this? I tried the same thing a while back (draw 1 pic every day) and fell after the 1st week.
Found it quite depressing, unless you have some kind of rigid schedule, then you can set time aside every day to do it.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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I'm rubbish at blogging regularly
But I can usually draw something given inspiration.
I'm currently using lunchtimes at work, which gives me about 30-40 minutes to spit something colourful out. I don't draw as much as I used to, and I always enjoy doing it, so this should be a fun project. I'd like to do a whole month at the very least.
(Grimmie- Breaking legal bounds since 1864,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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I tried a doodle-a-day and failed a few years ago also
I give him until tomorrow when Stef from sales suggests "Pub Lunch?"
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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Haha, yep
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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Well I like it
have a recycled woo
(Notorious P I Gis deep undercover and reporting back on,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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SATIRE!
*click*
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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What should I draw the'day?
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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A Japanese girl holding a Lump hammer walking into your bedroom ............
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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omg, his lumpy bits!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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hahaha
terrifying :O
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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This isn't going to involve a plank of wood between his ankles is it?
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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only if your translation software fails
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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Restrainga ordera!
RESTERAINING ORDERA!
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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\o/
velly good
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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An eye patch wearing kitten with a chainsaw leading an army of obedient rotweillers in revenge against evil space pig cyborgs
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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A Babyfied Kratos with a lollypop !
(Wespelfried french.,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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A man in a suit
waiting impatiently in a Post Office queue during his lunch hour. He is posting a parcel containing some powder blue Marks & Spencer slacks that he wishes to return.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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He ordered his slacks online
as he doesn't live near an M&S store. Distressingly, said slacks were a little long, so he's returning them in the pre-paid return package. However, the package is slightly too big for the post box, resulting in him having to queue at the Post Office counter.
The poor chap, he'll be subjected to the same advert on repeat at least 13 times
:'
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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It's certainly a tragic tale
If you're interested, which I suspect you're not, the man is impatient because the bottle of Diet Coke - purchased as part of a Boots "Meal Deal" - which he is clutching in a carrier bag along with a cheese and ham sandwich - is getting warm. He now only has 15 minutes of his lunch hour left to send his package, return to the office and eat his lunch.
(blyerkite k trilby,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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A vegetarian vampire sloth
sharing a tray of roast vegetables with Hannibal Lecter
(Puromycinis still licking windows,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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does this picture have used wheelchairs and crutches in the background?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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*checks*
...
...
...
yes
(Puromycinis still licking windows,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:54,
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:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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John Goodman living alone with nothing to eat, getting increasingly lonely and raping his furnature
And then wandering around with a kitchen knife threatening to murder his house and snort chinese five spices to tweak himself while he waits for the meals on wheels van to deliver a hamper of fried chicken that he then shoves in everyone's mail boxes out of pure malice.
Alternatively Skullgirl's Peacock playing bowling with pieces of Misfortunes limbs as bowling pins.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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Karl Lagerfeld laughing at the obese
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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what would a caricature of Karl look like
*FEARS*
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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A young (yet already funkalicious) Bootsy Collins is in his swimming trunks, precariously balanced on the high board.
It's his first time in the Grown Ups' Pool, but he feels safe because he still has his Crazy Crocodile armbands on, and his lucky face flannel clutched in one sweaty hand. Down below, Keith Chegwin watches from behind a potted fern, masturbating furiously.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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Some scientifically correct schematics of my sex cock
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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i'm detecting a theme among your requests
/spidey_sense
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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big foot in a spiderman suit - with tits
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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A mammoth with mammories, dressed as a stereotypical mammy, watching Mamma Mia.
She qualified to Master of Arts level at the University of Massachusetts, owns shares in Mastercard and runs a website-hosting service based in Morocco
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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tits with tits?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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I've been meaning to photoshop this, but I can't think of a way of making that SFW
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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ah, just do it man
it's the way things must be
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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I never seem to get much further than googling for source images though
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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well, that in itself can be enough entertainment
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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where's your sense of daring
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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PHOAR
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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YES
needs moar stiff nips
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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how many
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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a stiffniptillion
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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A ninja doing a backflip out of a lady's vagina, whilst he sprays an army of mummies with a flamethrower.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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You cunt
office rofflage
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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If he doesn't draw this, fuck it, I will!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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Oh FFS, not this again
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Again?
Aww man, it hasn't been done before, has it?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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Done to death
In fact there was an Image Challenge in 2004 based around this very subject matter
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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*bangs desk with fist* SHIT! Back to the drawing board...
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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I bet the guy who bought it was subsequently the laughing stock
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:18,
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You are Tim Bisley aicmfp
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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An old college mate used to sell paracetamol as "E" tablets in the 90s.
He'd dip them in water then let them dry out so they looked rough... All came to a sticky end though when bouncers caught him "dealing" and gave him a damn good kicking..
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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lol, drugs
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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The only way to travel...
Just cycle over for the ultimate motorbike experience!