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[challenge entry] just lobbing this into the deluge:
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# penny
for your thoughts :))
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll throw in my tuppence
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Seams ok
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# It's the thought that counts...
If it's really bothering you try squinting :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ^ That worked... Thanks!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] haha! excellent :)


mine ended up a loaded of notsense..
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Ah, this reminds me, I have yet to watch FUCK, the movie.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# i wouldn't bother
just some bloke on a rowing machine for 90mins
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# High street prediction!


Click for bigger (146 kb)


No later than the final week of March.

(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# INSIDER KNOWLEDGE
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# You think? Awesome.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# my brother-in-law
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I'm confused
did your sister marry a chimp, or did you marry a chimp's sister?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Yes!
(I'm not married)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
www.lagmastersmagazine.blogspot.com/

In the 1990's, I self-published an underground comic called, Lag Masters' Magazine.
It ran for 7 1/2 issues, and it was full of weird ink drawings and comics. I have revived
LAG in blog form. This is where I will dump all my weird and useless art............Enjoy!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# there's quite the lag
:D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# 'Lag Masters' is a description of the laziest people, so 'Lag Masters' Magazine' is just for them.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# All I get is a white page with nothing on it. Is this the joke?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Ah, adblock was killing it.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# funny because it's from inside your head
:D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# THE MIGHTY BOSCH
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Your brain was kinda crazy even back then when b3ta didn't exist to corrupt you :~)
Love the brainwashing one
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# It was all ink drawings back then (the kind you dip a pen in an ink bottle).
I only have 1 set left (I gave them all away). It was mostly shit. Now that it's revived, I can put all my new shit into it. You probably seen most of it here on b3ta, but it's still good for a laugh. :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Yay
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Fo' Sho' Bro
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Booooookmark!
Edit: The underground war scene isn't a throwback to your primary school days? Cause I spent hours drawing similar scenes in school.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Me too...except now I can make them better with more explosions! \o/
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# A nice little library of distinct joys
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# My old readers are gonna freak! :D
Also, under construction:
www.uncledeath.blogspot.com/
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# *looks for the 'I Love This' button*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I hid it somewhere on my body. :3
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# okay I may have to reactive my blogspot account
"Google claims no ownership or control over any Content submitted, posted or displayed by you on or through Google services"

unlike flickr, tumblr, facebook, twitter, &c.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# actually flickr offers a range of creative commons licences
but I'd still have to start paying, since I'm already past my first two hundred free cat photos.
 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Blogspot is good up to the first 50 posts...then it thinks you're a robot for some reason.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:11, archived)
# Your work continues to intrigue me.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Thanks! That means a lot! o/
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# \o
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] A classic....
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# That pink is too provocative.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# now you mention it
:~)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# the no-bollocks cdc
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Not Regulation
Not by a long shot.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Still...
It's not a bad album title...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# B*ll*cks
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ok at least I'll be top for a mo :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# At least Atkinson is being punched in the face by the big gayer!
* That bit's funny...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# well excuse me
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# I am sorry, I did not realise the compo had started
and I don't understand it...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
#
big gayer RIP COCKFACE
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# funnt?!
I guess it wasn't funny, but was it also cunt?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# hehe
not too far from the truth in the actual movie too
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BOWDLERISATION


What would well-known movies/TV shows/album covers etc be like if meddling Mary Whitehouse types were in charge and could censor everything? Challenge suggested by Drunken Mademoiselle Heau.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Owls, you say....
Twit-Woo!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# what about davy jones?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# and Gravy Bones
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# and Wavy Phones
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# and Navy Cones
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# yeah.. realised after posting. didn't save psd and can't be arsed re-doing it
feel free to drop an E if you like tho!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!!!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Well he looks pleased with it :-)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Hey, hey, we're The Corpses
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# What's all this hearse-play?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Bin-Done!

Not really - Woo!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Want!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I'd love one of those..!!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# To the graveyard then.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Reminds me of 'Harold and Maud'
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# here they come......

Bye Bye Davey :(
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# FUCK
that gives me the fear.
If i saw that coming towards me and i wouldnt be able to avoid it, i'd fill my trousers
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# They're coming to get you, Taters.
They're coming for you, Taters. They're coming for you! Look! There come four of them now
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# *tapes trouser legs closed and inserts hosepipe to fill them with water*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# *adds rowntrees jelly cubes*
That'll keep you safe :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# He'll never get the jelly out
He'll be set for life.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Next thing you know he'll be posting VAG creams of a morn :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Depends on your definition of 'towards'
...as they don't seem to be making much progress
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Oh shit, did someone die?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# John Lennon, I think.
I hope this doesn't mean the beatles split up.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Don't joke around like that :(
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# TOO SOON!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Once again I get my news from b3ta :(
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:37, archived)
# Some monkey in a lab i think
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# The squid bloke off Pirates of the Caribbean.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# RIP COCKFACE :(
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTZ
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Who is Rip Cockface? I never heard of him.
Of all the images you have posted here, what percentage would you say contained cocks?

(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# At least 50%
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# DINNER TIME !
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Braw!
have chips with that
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# YUM!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# best of all the knobs
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# that's great !
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# You complete loon.
*click*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# \o/
all kinds of chicken!!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Haha, he is a twat sometimes...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Fucking classic :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# YES!
ive seen this before aaaages ago, and i fucking loved it.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# I have this tucked away
On my computer in case of an emergency.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# good idea
*right click / saves*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# FUH PUH!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Aw sweet, EF PEA!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wonderful.
:D

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha, wot a nuttah!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I likes this
Cook a Chicken at 60c for 5 hours. NO, I've got to pay the bill you cunt!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# excellent stuff
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# =]
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# woo yay....that's very nicely done
*clickies*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Nicely done indeedy!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Oh bugger - Heard it first on b3ta, once again...
Nice tribute though Toastie!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Quick off the mark,
and bang on, as usual.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# So quick he forgot to scroll the background
so it looks like 4 pall bearers are moonwalking
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# jokes are more important than technique
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# RIP Davey
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# haha!
RIP Davy
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# are the zombies still on the FP?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# aaawk damn you b3ta news...why can't it be maggie? :(
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# The fucking board will be busy that day.
Rob will need an extra 50p for the meter.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# They're going this sway..
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Holy
Flaming shit socks..it is scary
i couldn't help thinking of the holy grail's endless running scene..imminent doom..
Good work sir
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# and their feet never touch the ground
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:35, archived)
# Very clever.
And very sad news.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# His Coffin HAS to be carried like this!
Excellent work Toasty!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ...just trying to be friendly...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I sea what you did there.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# i dont
RIS
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Davy Jones, ex-member of The Monkees, died today.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Ahhh
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# There it is!!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Sheena is a pink locker haha
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Oh, memories
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# lol !
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Likewise
for me!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# He's boarded the last train to clarksville
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# You'd just better hope
he DOESN'T meet you at the station.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# : (
this makes me think of "shades of gray"
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I'm sure it was reported that there was some guy in a stetson spotted in Florida
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# must get a locker pic together for the next time there's a locker thread...
quite sad that I can't contribute :(....to be honest though I wasn't quite expecting it. I've never ashally 'shopped a locker but this has made me more determined than ever.It's going to be exciting branching out & everything.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# It's harder than you'd think, Elvis.
Maybe shop a couple of lock-boxes first, work up to it.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# good idea
.....never jump in at the deep end
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# People say we donkey around
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# We're the donkey generation,
and we've got extraordinarily large penises.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
#
"We're too busy swinging,
Our dicks can touch the ground."
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Giddy up!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Let's write a musical!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] All for the same low price
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Hmm
Did you just delete and repost?

That sort of thing is frowned upon. And may result in spankings.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# A whole new meaning for 'NTT'
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# not just ordinary spankings
but the finest repeated kinetic transmission from marks and spencer spankings
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Now there's an image challenge idea
Product/service diversification. What would happen if companies want to expand their range of services? M&S&BDSM? Tesco Value military hardware? Ikea aircraft?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# ikea aircraft
"almost enough bombs to carry out the mission"

flygsplat?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# this is not just an image challenge idea
this is a flatpacked M&SBDSM spankingly good idea
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Yes
But aren't I allowed a wobbley start?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# not on purpose
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# I mean some things can be put down to being new and not knowing any better
but not doing that is just plain common sense.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Ah yes...
Not that common. I'm the guy who starts at the end and works forward.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
# in a couple of hours no one will even remember this so don't worry
*use flashy light thing from men in black*
*realises it was facing me*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# in a couple of hours no one will even remember this so don't worry
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Speak for yourself. I will never forget.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# *flashes with men in black thing*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Men in black thongs?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# it's always about the two week old men's undercrackers with you isn't it?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Not my fault, it was the one-armed man
Entered title, chose 'image challenge', then clicked 'image mode' or sumfink. Then back in 'post-mode' it lost my settings and posted to the general board. Sorry everyone, if there's anything I can do to help e.g. cakes, money, counciling etc. I don't offer them, but can knock-up a jpg of a smile. Just give me an hour or two.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# are you named after the fish and chip shop at leeds bradford airport?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Possibly
My name is Fred.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
# hah, fred's fish and chips

i was just wondering because there's a chippy round the back of leeds bradford airport called murgatroyds...seemed a kind of unusual name...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Brooklyn Beckham was allegedly named after where he was conceived
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# So was my Aunt Fanny
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Ha :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Aren't the planes normally round the back of the airport?
I can understand why somewhere up north might have fish and chips instead of planes, though.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# it all goes on the general board,
the challenge page isn't a different board it's just that any posts tagged as challenge entries are visible there as well.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I'm on the lerning curve
Tanks.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Just don't do it again, or people will sneer slightly
And welcome to b3ta!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# We have enough "Wobbly starts" as it is
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Moving it up won't make it any better.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# You should enter this in the online popularity compo!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I'm hated already
That wasn't the idea, just didn't show on the contest due to a fkup on my part. I guessed no-one would have time to see it. Now I'm in a slump.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# This is pretty much B3ta no matter who u are...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
# The trick is: Keep those legs pumping!!!

ALSO: dropping kittens to distract them can be effective.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# just do a cdc on/in the queen or something
all will be forgiven
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# You can always edit your post by using the "Edit" link.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# hated's putting it a bit strong! relax, no one's dead, you didn't rape any kittens, move along, nothing to see here...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Yeh, but that Captain Hood's being nasty to me
And accusing me of 'moving it up' whatever that means when it wasn't down to start with.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# It was below the image challenge poll
then it was above it. I'm not being nasty. If you want to see nasty, go over to /talk and put the link to your post in a new thread. It will make me look like the fucking pope.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Oh Yeah?
Well now you're being nasty to the Pope.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# "Look what happens when find a stranger in the alps!"
"You're killing your father, Larry! You're killing him!"
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# needs more sauce
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I had to keep it within budget
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Ideal for wieght watchers...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
Here's this week's vote choice thing:

* Bowdlerisation: What would well-known movies/TV shows/album covers/song lyrics etc be like if Mary Whitehouse types always got their way?

* One-word challenge: Owls

* Strategies to be popular online

* To celebrate the arrival of The Sunday Sun, invent a tabloid news story

Here's the ballot box:




(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# We had owls about six months ago
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Did you call in an exterminator or just put down traps?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# We called in an exterminator, who got rid of the owls
and then put down traps to catch the exterminator, who was continuing to hang around and be a nuisance
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# So now it's an ex-exterminator?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# No
An exterminator in a little wicker basket
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Whoops
Must do my research better.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Proof you don't give two hoots.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# if you scroll really quickly it looks like bowels
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE : BOWELS
Photoshop your large intestines. Show us what yesterday's breakfast now looks like. Bonus points if you have polyps.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Do Kelloggs make polyps ?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Snap Crackle And Polyps
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Might contain polyp-hosphates
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# And they don't make them for anyone else
Kellogg's Frosted Polypflakes. Enjoy a bowlful with milk for breakfast, lunch or supper.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# mmmm hehe :))
and Cocopolyps are so brown they turn the milk brown
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Photoshop one celebrity's small intestine onto another's large intestine
Then think of a humourous new name for them
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# This is true.
Pox.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Hm - none of them, really
Boulders, i guess, but we'll all get bored of pictures of rocks.

Hope tabloids dont get in. Not sure i can take another week of LOLitics / satire
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# well-done lolitics is fine
but it'll probably just be a week of toap...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# we only had owls about 7 months ago?
how bout quolls instead? prob not bindun, and even sounds a bit similar too!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Bowdlerisation
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# haha ;)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# My sense of humour is basic enough
that I laughed all the way through that
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# how's about ' design a new type of marble'. this sounds more interesting!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# bindun
Lucy Liu played Miss Marple in the 2007 michael bay remake
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# She's going to play Dr. Watson in a Sherlock Holmes remake set in New York
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Heh,
If tabloid news wins, The Sun's typeface is Tempo Heavy Condensed... I tell you this because it took me ages to find a free download.
I WILL NOT PAY FOR FUCKING LETTERS.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# TAKE THAT MURDOCH!
HAH
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# RIGHT IN THE FACE!
I dunno, it's a personal bugbear of mine, paying for fonts.
Every time I saw 'Download this font for $28.50!' I just kept shouting at the screen "They're letters. LETTERS!"
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# but if you don't give the font industry representatives who don't pay font makers any money any money
how will the font makers be able to make fonts

er.. wait..
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# You found a free one?
I resorted to screencapping loads of 'sample text' boxes on the purchase page and cobbling them together in Photoshop :(
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Sneaky, I like it!
Does sound like a lot of effort though...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Plenty of experience from making ransom notes
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# I like 'lots of effort'
/someone who converts YouTube videos to animated gifs by joining dozens of screenshots together in ImageReady blog
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# If you want to edit something online, all you have to do is go to the page you want, let it load,copy and paste this into your address bar.
javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

Making sure you obliterate the orignal address, when pasted in hit go, and then you can just edit, type or resize what you want to, like the screen capture below ;-)

(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# suspect i've been 'ad :(
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# No it works, can't you get it to work?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# nope
must be what Clueless says.. am using foxy :))
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Works for me on 3.6.6
You are replacing the whole URL with this I take it, not just adding it after?
The site looks exactly the same once its done but you can select text and overtype it straight into the page
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Works for me in both IE and Firefox.
Just remember...
Let the page load completelty,
Remove everything from the address bar,
Paste what I posted into the address bar,
And finally remeber to press the (go to) button.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# ^thanks both...
but sadly nope, nada, no idea!!

checking out that *extension* instead :))
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Bookmarking this :D :D
How the hell did you find that one out??
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Someone posted it here years and years ago ;-)
Can't for the life of me remember who, they said it only worked on the BBC site I think, But I'v not found a site it doesn't work on....

Another way to identify fonts, is to copy the section you want, and then paste it into word pad or photoshop (as a text layer) and it changes to to font being pasted, the downside of this method is that you have to have the font actually installed on your computer..
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# or use firebug*
*extension for firefox/chrome
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Not heard of that, I'll go and have a look.. :-)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I like the Mary Whitehouse one -
couldn't expand it slightly ? One amended by Mary Whitehose and one by Amy Winehouse?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# this would be good
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# 1 and 3 could be good
2 will be reposts
4 will be mostly TOAPs about Jade Goody.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I'd never heard that word before
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# A bit late, but here we go,,,,
1. Bowdlerisation: I don't understand the question
2. Owls: YES
3. Online popular: What does 'Online; mean?
4. Tabloid news: I think we do enough of this anyway!

So Owls it is! Can I start with these?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Bowdler was a chap who took it upon himself to edit all the dirty bits from out of Shakespeare
For example, in Macbeth, he changed the line "What bloody man is that?" to "Who is this bleeding sergeant?", which ironically by today's standards would still be a mild swear. I was actually chuffed to get Bowdlerisation as a 14-letter clue in the cryptic crossword the other week \o/

/5th form English teacher blog
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# ^ This means nothing to me...
But thanks for trying...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# See me in the stationery cupboard after class
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I'm still stay here. I just want to spend valuable time with family.
Do not pry strange. -_-
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Jesus
ha
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# now that's a fucking tractor
and no mistake

or maybe it's a truck

that erm, had midges
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Or the Tractor/truck equal
of a Liger
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# oh, a ligactor
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# *Avoid*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# you cannot avoid chuck`s fisting
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# NO I can.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# like it or not, he will fist you
now hold still
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Because He fist flying pan. That is not my face lol
XD
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# *office supplies* XD
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# :-D

(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Yourestillcrybabyb?
edit: also why is it always foggy in your pictures?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# You can tell these fucks are French by the telly screen and the white flags.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# And the shells. A tell-tale sign of a Frenchman.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# You are a nonsense
I can't make my mind up about you and why you stalk JJ so much. Sometimes you seem really cool then the next you're just plain freaky weird but not in a good way.

I'm sure there are people on b3ta with a good grounding in psychology and such but I'm sure even they are flummoxed by you.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# It is JJ!
Well that is my guess anyway
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I does seem very conspicuous that Moggy follows JJ as JJ follows Moggy but can he really be pulling off the jape of the century?
They're all dead, Dave. All of them. Dead.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Jollyjacks art seems way more polished tho.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Yes I'm inclined to think Moggy is not a comedy account
but she is a nonsense.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Well it can't be the same can it
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I'd doubt that very much
as JJ's details are well enough known, and he surely would have quietly dropped the joke when the child porn pictures came out. As would any sensible person.

Edit: I don't know about the legallity of those pictures, but they would certainly be career ending for a UK professional artist.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Ahhh
Yeah maybe! Tut well I don't know then =]
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Exactly - This is one aspect I hate about Moggy it's the gloss over of the fact that she/he is very dodgy
regarding their choose of art.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Yeap!
Rimmer?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# BTW...Her name is not 'Moggy'...
...........it's 'Moggy(I'll forgive them.)'.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# VISIBLE HELMET!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# *destroys*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Simple attention seeking....
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Attention Seeking is definitely a factor
and I would give her/him their due they are bloody good at it.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Or B3ta's bloody bad at ignoring it :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# This is a truism
we all like a good ol' Bored Nazism at times ;)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I have a good grounding in psychology
*licks the wall*

oh wait, I'm on the supply side in that industry, sorry, can't really help.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)
# haha :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# #middle aged mutant film-watching turtles#
#middle aged mutant film-watching turtles#
#middle aged mutant film-watching turtles#
#Slobs in a half shell, turtle power!#

Whoo - phantom links!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# woohoo!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# this makes me laugh, I do not know why
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# wheeeeeeee!!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# SKILLZ!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I don't know what's going on but I ..
what's going on?

(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Epic.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# a *click* odyssey
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# love this
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# This is still one of the greatest things on here ever.
One other being this :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# ^ cream cakes lol, lols !
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# WOO!! fab :))
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# There's nowt wrong wi' owt what mitherin' clutterbucks don't barley grummit!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# 'appen
as long as t'crossbeam on't tredle no skew whiff.

(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I don't know if a Japanese person with limited grasp of English would know to put fin on the TV like that
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Perhaps Moggy is fluent in French though
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Moggy is fluent in weird
She seems to have a fair grasp of English to be able to explain herself but doesn't which is frustrating.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)
# As you state, You don't know. I'm 99% sure she is Japanese, and what does it matter if she's not?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I'm going to go with "yes they would"
on the grounds that, they would.

and have.

and um

fin.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
#
それは犬されて、すべてのカットが吸収された
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
#
多分彼の足だけ成長していた?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
#
ダ·失礼した商品はどこ?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
#
私は、フィルタ
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
#
あなたの両方。キャッチするために取りに行く!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Two emotional turtles?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Yeah. :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I like it :)

even though you are a bit nutty
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# TUNAPIG
As suggested by PedroHin.

And Anubis with tits ("Aboobis"?), as suggested by Bourbon Fox.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# hey, nice drawing `the day
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Shiny ;D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Nice Anubis
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# It's not really any of my business
but I'd be a little wary of doing what Pedro asks. In my experience he'll steadily get weirder and weirder in his requests. Just like that whole "ladies with beards" thing that he was begging everyone to do.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# We won't mention the celebrity poo series.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Seriously though, that's not normal is it?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# If things get out of hand, I'll just set Moggy on him.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# There's a rumour it's the same person, Jack.
I'm actually quite fearful for your safety.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Both lovely images,
but I still think a woman stabbing yoghurt would have been better. There was a comics worth of material in there man. At least. A comic.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Pig nipples!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# NSFW!!!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# My Grandson just read that!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# ooh, is this a first in a series of gods with boobs? The prophet Mohammed should be interesting
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Lightyears better than my effort
:D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Oh, sure - Bourbon Fox got his request, knowing it will be a dog with tits
he's probably wanking himself into a fury right now
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDO- I mean uh...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# *shoots self*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# *shoots all over self*
shirley?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
#
Sqirlz with tits?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I haven't drawn [profession and/or species] with tits for ages!
Just look back at my last batch of posts!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# You cant escape the past, man!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# .......................MOGGY MADE ME DO IT!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# THE KERRANKIES
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Oh .. oh god ... ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I have to agree with these sentiments - Just Noooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Wow..
...just wow!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I would seriously pay hard cash to see mofaha post his gif of the Krankies right now.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# couldn't wait..


for one to animate :))
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)

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