(Evil_Tedis collecting wooden giblets,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:24,
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I'm confused
did your sister marry a chimp, or did you marry a chimp's sister?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:30,
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Yes!
(I'm not married)
(Evil_Tedis collecting wooden giblets,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:34,
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www.lagmastersmagazine.blogspot.com/ In the 1990's, I self-published an underground comic called, Lag Masters' Magazine. It ran for 7 1/2 issues, and it was full of weird ink drawings and comics. I have revived LAG in blog form. This is where I will dump all my weird and useless art............Enjoy!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:24,
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there's quite the lag
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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'Lag Masters' is a description of the laziest people, so 'Lag Masters' Magazine' is just for them.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:49,
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All I get is a white page with nothing on it. Is this the joke?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:44,
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THE MIGHTY BOSCH
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:46,
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Your brain was kinda crazy even back then when b3ta didn't exist to corrupt you :~)
Love the brainwashing one
(MrSanityhas maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:33,
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It was all ink drawings back then (the kind you dip a pen in an ink bottle).
I only have 1 set left (I gave them all away). It was mostly shit. Now that it's revived, I can put all my new shit into it. You probably seen most of it here on b3ta, but it's still good for a laugh. :D
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:44,
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Yay
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:35,
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Fo' Sho' Bro
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:50,
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Booooookmark!
Edit: The underground war scene isn't a throwback to your primary school days? Cause I spent hours drawing similar scenes in school.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:40,
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Me too...except now I can make them better with more explosions! \o/
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:47,
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A nice little library of distinct joys
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:46,
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(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:20,
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hehe
not too far from the truth in the actual movie too
(MrSanityhas maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:22,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BOWDLERISATION
What would well-known movies/TV shows/album covers etc be like if meddling Mary Whitehouse types were in charge and could censor everything? Challenge suggested by Drunken Mademoiselle Heau.
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:10,
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Owls, you say....
Twit-Woo!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:18,
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(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:14,
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You'd just better hope
he DOESN'T meet you at the station.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:24,
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: (
this makes me think of "shades of gray"
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:20,
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I'm sure it was reported that there was some guy in a stetson spotted in Florida
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:20,
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must get a locker pic together for the next time there's a locker thread...
quite sad that I can't contribute :(....to be honest though I wasn't quite expecting it. I've never ashally 'shopped a locker but this has made me more determined than ever.It's going to be exciting branching out & everything.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:37,
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not just ordinary spankings
but the finest repeated kinetic transmission from marks and spencer spankings
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:37,
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Now there's an image challenge idea
Product/service diversification. What would happen if companies want to expand their range of services? M&S&BDSM? Tesco Value military hardware? Ikea aircraft?
it's always about the two week old men's undercrackers with you isn't it?
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:00,
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Not my fault, it was the one-armed man
Entered title, chose 'image challenge', then clicked 'image mode' or sumfink. Then back in 'post-mode' it lost my settings and posted to the general board. Sorry everyone, if there's anything I can do to help e.g. cakes, money, counciling etc. I don't offer them, but can knock-up a jpg of a smile. Just give me an hour or two.
(Murgatroidlikes ham. And Hamsters.,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:52,
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are you named after the fish and chip shop at leeds bradford airport?
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:54,
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Possibly
My name is Fred.
(Murgatroidlikes ham. And Hamsters.,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:59,
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hah, fred's fish and chips
i was just wondering because there's a chippy round the back of leeds bradford airport called murgatroyds...seemed a kind of unusual name...
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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Brooklyn Beckham was allegedly named after where he was conceived
You can always edit your post by using the "Edit" link.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:08,
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hated's putting it a bit strong! relax, no one's dead, you didn't rape any kittens, move along, nothing to see here...
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:21,
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Yeh, but that Captain Hood's being nasty to me
And accusing me of 'moving it up' whatever that means when it wasn't down to start with.
(Murgatroidlikes ham. And Hamsters.,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:37,
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It was below the image challenge poll
then it was above it. I'm not being nasty. If you want to see nasty, go over to /talk and put the link to your post in a new thread. It will make me look like the fucking pope.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:50,
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Oh Yeah?
Well now you're being nasty to the Pope.
(Murgatroidlikes ham. And Hamsters.,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:49,
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If tabloid news wins, The Sun's typeface is Tempo Heavy Condensed... I tell you this because it took me ages to find a free download. I WILL NOT PAY FOR FUCKING LETTERS.
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:37,
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TAKE THAT MURDOCH!
HAH
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:38,
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RIGHT IN THE FACE!
I dunno, it's a personal bugbear of mine, paying for fonts. Every time I saw 'Download this font for $28.50!' I just kept shouting at the screen "They're letters. LETTERS!"
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:50,
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but if you don't give the font industry representatives who don't pay font makers any money any money
how will the font makers be able to make fonts
er.. wait..
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:22,
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You found a free one?
I resorted to screencapping loads of 'sample text' boxes on the purchase page and cobbling them together in Photoshop :(
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44,
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Sneaky, I like it!
Does sound like a lot of effort though...
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:48,
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Making sure you obliterate the orignal address, when pasted in hit go, and then you can just edit, type or resize what you want to, like the screen capture below ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:02,
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suspect i've been 'ad :(
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:59,
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No it works, can't you get it to work?
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:09,
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nope
must be what Clueless says.. am using foxy :))
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:51,
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Works for me on 3.6.6
You are replacing the whole URL with this I take it, not just adding it after? The site looks exactly the same once its done but you can select text and overtype it straight into the page
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:57,
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Works for me in both IE and Firefox.
Just remember... Let the page load completelty, Remove everything from the address bar, Paste what I posted into the address bar, And finally remeber to press the (go to) button.
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:12,
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^thanks both...
but sadly nope, nada, no idea!!
checking out that *extension* instead :))
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:36,
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Bookmarking this :D :D
How the hell did you find that one out??
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:02,
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Someone posted it here years and years ago ;-)
Can't for the life of me remember who, they said it only worked on the BBC site I think, But I'v not found a site it doesn't work on....
Another way to identify fonts, is to copy the section you want, and then paste it into word pad or photoshop (as a text layer) and it changes to to font being pasted, the downside of this method is that you have to have the font actually installed on your computer..
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:15,
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1. Bowdlerisation: I don't understand the question 2. Owls: YES 3. Online popular: What does 'Online; mean? 4. Tabloid news: I think we do enough of this anyway!
So Owls it is! Can I start with these?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:04,
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Bowdler was a chap who took it upon himself to edit all the dirty bits from out of Shakespeare
For example, in Macbeth, he changed the line "What bloody man is that?" to "Who is this bleeding sergeant?", which ironically by today's standards would still be a mild swear. I was actually chuffed to get Bowdlerisation as a 14-letter clue in the cryptic crossword the other week \o/
/5th form English teacher blog
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:48,
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^ This means nothing to me...
But thanks for trying...
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:21,
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See me in the stationery cupboard after class
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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O_o
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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I'm still stay here. I just want to spend valuable time with family.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:28,
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You are a nonsense
I can't make my mind up about you and why you stalk JJ so much. Sometimes you seem really cool then the next you're just plain freaky weird but not in a good way.
I'm sure there are people on b3ta with a good grounding in psychology and such but I'm sure even they are flummoxed by you.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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as JJ's details are well enough known, and he surely would have quietly dropped the joke when the child porn pictures came out. As would any sensible person.
Edit: I don't know about the legallity of those pictures, but they would certainly be career ending for a UK professional artist.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:34,
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As suggested by PedroHin. And Anubis with tits ("Aboobis"?), as suggested by Bourbon Fox.
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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hey, nice drawing `the day
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:47,
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Shiny ;D
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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Nice Anubis
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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It's not really any of my business
but I'd be a little wary of doing what Pedro asks. In my experience he'll steadily get weirder and weirder in his requests. Just like that whole "ladies with beards" thing that he was begging everyone to do.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:55,
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We won't mention the celebrity poo series.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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Seriously though, that's not normal is it?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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If things get out of hand, I'll just set Moggy on him.
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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There's a rumour it's the same person, Jack.
I'm actually quite fearful for your safety.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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Both lovely images,
but I still think a woman stabbing yoghurt would have been better. There was a comics worth of material in there man. At least. A comic.