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#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
# nom, nom, nom...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
# mother's ....day?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# mice eat their young
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)
# ohhh... :O
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Bit like the Irish.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
# filthy baby eating pikeys
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# The Irish eat Mice?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# With a baked or boiled potato but never chips.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Maybe a Chicken Curry and Boiled Mice.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Probably yeah.
I'm going to take that as a fact now.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# you know the tv series V?
that's basically an Irish soap opera
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# That makes more sense than the supposed premise of it.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# it's the Irish royal family
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# alright dave
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# :D Mama rat has a hungering
Nom nom nom
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
# \o/
Also, Ha ha ha your Mum!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
# hahah fantastic
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
edit: oh, I've just noticed

"with tits"

Nice touch, man.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# the nipples were purely to emphasise the maternal instinct
you dirty furry pervert
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# You faaakin laaaave it, you slaaaaaaaag
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Nom nom nom nom :D
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Happy Mother Fuckers' Day
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Lovely
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Love it!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic tasty
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Under sheffield
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Great set of photos
love all the brick arches and they way they're lit.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:55, archived)
# :D if your ever in the area it's well worth a visit
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Looks it, I live in Cornwall now
Have you shot anywhere down here like the old mines etc?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# I haven't but
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Interesting site with some excellent photographers
Lots of Cornish places after quick search :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# How do you taken photos always? :3
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:55, archived)
# I don't get the question
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
# How do you photographing always?
*fixed*
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Do you mean how do I get into these places?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
# I think Mongy means "All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog"
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Kasto krut, poligen ha!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I am going to have to produce my RIS card on that one?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# No. I just have question.
I have interesting to ruin photos.
But I never taken ruin photos.
How much money are at this?
I have not ironic for innocent people :3
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)
# And I love gunkanjima. If you like ruin photos, You might know such the World heritage.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# To ruin photo - leave lens cap on - Krato Krut, ha!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# no no.
That different meaning...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
# My pics aren't ruins
These are drains and culverts under cities
I've no idea if there is any money to be made from the pics, I do it for cheap thrills
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I see.
OK I understanding.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# gain entry to unused / abandoned / broken building or structure in places public doesn't go (or isn't allowed )
take pictures

there's stuff like this everywhere it seems
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# I think you meant to say
I am interested in photos of ruins
But I've never taken any photos of ruins
How much money is there in this?
I have no idea..
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Yes. exactry.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Oh come on.
Please put a little more effort into your trolling.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# trolling? Do...Do you want to more it?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# no
do not rise to their bait. no one likes internet trolls
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Bibliclols
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# You should look at my morning posts!
I ruin loads of photos every day!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Hang on... Did I just say that?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Yes, I believe you did.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Is that TUTT?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# TUTT ?
The Universe Think Tank
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
# she's a b3tan photography bod..top up the tea
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Proj official b3ta translator :D
Cheers
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I love your photos...
but I hate you for having access to these types of places!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Yeah my access isn't technically that legal thought
a lot of sneaking is involved
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Does this involve looking through people curtains as well?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Well I also have telescopic lens
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# and I thought you were just pleased to see me...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Oh I was...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Hi Paul
I'm in Sheffield, this sounds like fun. Got any tips?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# ^ Paul_P (with tips!)

* Get to it JJ!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# wear waders :D
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Feck link fail
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Cheers, maybe I'll give it a go
Mostly I just take pictures of the Arts Tower at the moment
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# The water under there is cleanish so you only need a tripod, camera, waders and lights
Lots and lots of lights
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Nice set :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Really atmospheric
I like them ^^
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 20:04, archived)
# The Mother's Day

(In fact, This is past doodle...)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:35, archived)
# How does Japan feel about Mothra day?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:37, archived)
# ...Mothra lol
I love TOHO's movie :D
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Do you like shobijin?(Little woman) : )
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:43, archived)
# I like my women short but not midget size
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:44, archived)
# ohh your woman? 8D
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Nope I'm a man
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:47, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:49, archived)
# mothra's day? time for..


Zoned out Frank Spencer riding mothra, ooo betty.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# you should sell this to Hallmark or Clintons
they love this kind of shit sickly sweet stuff
*also why is it always foggy in your pictures?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:49, archived)
# I hate Aztec
It's the font that makes me cringe the most, otherwise nice pic
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Thanks :D
Its not Aztec. This is Papyrus.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
# I stand corrected
I see it everywhere, but mostly on 'New Agey' stuff and restaurant menus.

It's BLEEEURGH
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# nice :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# XD Yays!!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Sunday, Bloody Sunday!!!
I'm in a rush today so only had time to knock a couple of quick ones out....
Happy Birthday Lily Collins and Suzanne & Colleen Dengel.


(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 7:31, archived)
# Ning WB
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:06, archived)
# AAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
*destroys tokyo with mouth laser flame*
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Oh... Nice!!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Hehe
That's brill
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 20:08, archived)
# 'NING
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:25, archived)
# My what mighty eyebrows Lily has
'ning Wobbly
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:52, archived)
# ning

* All the better for hiding the bruises
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
#
ning Wobbly
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
#

Model photo by YanivG via Flickr
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 6:40, archived)
# A 7.5 on the YIFFter scale.
I don't think you can get much above that and still be SFW.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 6:45, archived)
# Lady arm man hands afro wig bear
is lully :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 6:55, archived)
# Yes, but how many teats does it have?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 7:16, archived)
# Enough for us all?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 7:20, archived)
# Pfew!
I was a bit worried I was going to have to fight you for it
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Even then, we could take it in turns.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 7:46, archived)
# Plans of alternsting yiffdom
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:20, archived)
# WAILAAPOYD?
Also: NING Mofaha, NING B3ta!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Would
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Olde
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 6:17, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 6:41, archived)
# [/ :-)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 6:48, archived)
# Those yiffers are getting more cheeky by the time
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 7:33, archived)
# genius.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:45, archived)
# In other news I just finished Mass Effect 3.
How did they manage to fuck the ending up so badly? I don't even want to play through the first 2 games again now that I know what happens.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:46, archived)
# i only play fifa.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:47, archived)
# actually, i downloaded the demo of ssx before
its the same game they released on the ps2 like 10 years ago.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:47, archived)
# They should have added the yeti from skifree to that game.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:49, archived)
# very true.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:50, archived)
# that is the angriest whale i have ever seen
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:59, archived)
# whales dont get angry
theyre always chilled
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:01, archived)
# dude that whale exploded, that is well pissed
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:02, archived)
# he was just going out in style.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:03, archived)
# i forgot i used to do this stuff

(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:19, archived)
#

(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:37, archived)
# all downhill from there.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:44, archived)
# Explore no more.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:46, archived)
# Plan B:
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
# She must have a nice big bum.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:13, archived)
# I don't remember that.
(oh wait...must be a Nun Of The Above reply)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:17, archived)
# You might miss it but subposts have a (thread) link to expand at the top.
Also: Of course it was.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:24, archived)
# Ah yeah. I forget to use my brain sometimes.
Good thread! :D
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:28, archived)
# Pffft.
Needs a post-it note saying "The after-party is not to be held near any weddings."
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Somehow I think cute :3
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 7:42, archived)
# I think you should report these plans to the authorities
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
Took me a second there.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# i dont get it
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:15, archived)
# It Ain't Half Hutt Mum
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:18, archived)
# Aha!
Took me a moment :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Brill.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# have a picture of a ferry...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Nice tilting!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:52, archived)
# this is a fake?
i mean, is it really a small model or just blurred to look small?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# I suspect this image has been digitally manipulated.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:11, archived)
# this is true, but it looks like it started out as a small model (veiled compliment)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:14, archived)
# The unfiltd.
Faked fake is real...or 200k at least.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:14, archived)
# red tongued ferry
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Nice! Here's my attempt at something similar:
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Also very nice! How are you doing these?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Apply a masked lens blur, then mess around with the colour levels IIRC.
I think it was this tutorial that I used. I'm only particularly pleased with this one because I took the original photo too.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Quite good. Thanks.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:34, archived)
# That's very cool... these Kinder egg toys get more and more complicated ;)
I only tried one once... came out okay, but I didn't have a particularly interesting subject:

(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:31, archived)
# Good job. Very story book.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Cheers :)
I did mine in a bit of a cheaty way - I found a website that tilt-shifts for you - I'm such a scamp!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:45, archived)
# This stuff is amazing
i might try some of this.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Nice
This was my only ship/tilt-shift effort:
modelship2
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# gif html
Guys, does anyone know how to make a high res link version of a gif 400px wide? it's only 200 and i wouldn't mind making it bigger
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Go and ask them on /talk, we haven't got a fucking clue here.
And make sure to start a new thread to do it.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:06, archived)
# haha, they sent him here
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Haha, those wags
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# 200 is plenty big enough
just post it (in this thread)!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# That's easy...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# thought that was goiing to be either a rick roll or i love horses link lol
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Upload both images and
use html to link the small one to the large one.

edit: that said, the images you have posted so far look better small. It's only worth linking to the large image if anything is hard to make out at the smaller size.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
#
yeah this looks better bigger if you like the look of the inside of a cows arse hole?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
# :O
I think where you might be going wrong is that you are stretching the image using html rather than making it large in the first place.

If the image was made at 400 pixels, but needed to be reduced to 200 in order to keep the file size down, then upload both and link the small to the large.

If only a 200 pixel wide image exists, then post it at 200 - the quality loss from stretching it is not worth it.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
#
ah i see. Yeah i made it at 200px because otherwise it was to big to upload to a hosting site. its a shame 200 is so tiny!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
# You should look into other methods of image compression
less frames and less colours can often be unnoticeable but shrink a file considerably.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:31, archived)
# cheers
yeah im looking into it all, i know virtually nothing about web stuff
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# ha ha -- i love it
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Top o' the mornin' to ya... o/
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 2:35, archived)
# Hmm, maybe one day
there will be a mechanism designed to search for information on the World Wide Web.
A website where I could enter simple text and clever machines would examine global websites and databases on my behalf then bring me answers.

If I was a clever man I would make such a thing and name it Dougal.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# Maybe his picture isn't small, but far away
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# His picture is microscopic and it is on the moon.
I'm browsing on an IMAX screen yet I'm unable to see it.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Again with the high res questions! Enough
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:12, archived)
# not sure why
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Mum?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
# yes?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
# What does regret mean?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:51, archived)
# imagine that the woman in the above pic sucked your cock and you cannot get it out of your mind.
THAT'S REGRET.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
# That's Amore.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Well son, a funny thing about regret is ...
boiling piss
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 5:31, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Dad?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# No!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Sorry to have bothered you.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] They were evil.......................
.

.
Pure evil !
.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# This is good, but
when you cut the little bit of the t out to make the H, you forgot to put it back.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# ^this
also: "boot" is pronounced "boat"

/pedant
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Yes, but German owls hoat ("Tu-vit-tu-voh")
so the pun still works
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll take you all on!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Casually dressed horse will take you on.


(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Fucking come on then!!!!


My steed and yours shall joust!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Yeah? YEAH? BRING IT ON THEN


(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:46, archived)
# OOOOhhhhh Shitttttt!!!!!
*Brings in general command*

Orders.... please... orders...??

(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# DEPLOY SPECIAL FORCES QUICKFORTH

(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Oh noes!!!
*Hides*
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 4:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
# TAKE DRUG
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Epic!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Looks like they are sending...
their quack team !
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Just popping in for a quick gander.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# WTD?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
# They seem quite tame actually
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha!
this works surprisingly well
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Has anyone done the Mighty Ducks yet? three more head transplants and hockey sticks! your there!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
# They can break a man's leg
apparently
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Still only got paint :(
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
#
 
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Well this is awkward
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# the popular pun that only works on paper is popular
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Only in the last five hours, before that everybody was pretty much agreed that it was too shit to do
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:31, archived)
# You're a trendsetter Drim
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# The trend is over, and gone forever :(
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Aww
You can always pea it when we inevitably have a "Bears" compo in about three months' time
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# is that a young Paul McCartney riding the alien?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# BEWARE! HORSE IS A ALIEN
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# big up med
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# BEWARE


can't find the original thread, so can't credit the poster
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# i'm not sure they ever posted again
who did the wank monkey? i even had that on my phone somehow back in the day
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I thought Waspy was responsible for that
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# aye, that were me
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
# clicken this, and a 50
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I think there is a link in the mictionary
Back in a mo...
Edit: Ok, there isn't...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# /internet detective
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:54, archived)
# ahahaha
zak mcflimby's analysis makes it. well, that and the alien horse telling us to beware.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# McFlimby's analysis
had me in fucking stitches!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:49, archived)
# ^this
the analysis made me laugh more than the post
it can also be applied to many posts
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:54, archived)
# i fucking love horse is a alien
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
# HA HA!! :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# horse with hands riding a bicycle!
I just showed the current mrs box one of my filthy jolly jack threadwaste stories for the first time, she laughed all the way through thankfully.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:10, archived)
# You must have built up quite a body of work over the years.
Any thoughts on getting them published?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:56, archived)
# This little .gif is a defining moment of b3ta history.
You never know what's going to happen when you post.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
# 2005
where has my life gone?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# ^ My sentiments exactly.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# BEWARE! HORSE IS A ALIEN
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
Yes!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# That horse............................................................................................................looks like an alien.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# BEWARE! HORSE IS A ALIEN
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I should beware of that alien horse?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# A ALIEN IS A HORSE
BEWARE!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Is it an alien horse or a horse alien?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# back in the day, it was
BEWARE!!!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
#
HORSE IS A ALIEN
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Miklos Horsey is a alien
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:09, archived)
#

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha, much better
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# "Giddyup!" - lol :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# ginger five standing by :)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Drive!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Squee!
In the absence of The Invisible Man posting another animal fascist pun pic for me to put this in, I hope you don't mind me popping it here.
I present to you all, Miklos Horsey.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Idi Ermine (The last king of Stoatland)

/bandwagon
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Good one!
Let the wagon roll...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It is a bit obvious, but have the president of Syria
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Asshead
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
# :-) I hear the ladies loved him, he was hung like a donkey..
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:59, archived)
# but he was too fond of horseplay to ever settle down
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# That was his maine problem...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# don't spur her on
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# You can't rein me in that easily
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I can't believe you saddled me with a reply like that
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# hOof!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
# He's outflanked you.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# You all deserve the strap.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# enough of this unbridled punnage
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Nay, I say!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# you've really got the bit between your teeth
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# You're just trying to stirrup some trouble.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I bet you won`t be here furlong
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah, he has to go buy a whore's shoe.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I wish he`d stop nagging me
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I'm sure he's un-stable.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# but hay, I`m used to it
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Still, your reputation is at stake.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# odds are, I`m done here
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Wins by a nose.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# He's not a very stable person.
edit: Ha ha.... ^...same time! :P
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# {:-)
edit: Ever seen this?
www.lastgasp.com/d/4293/
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Actually yes! Last week I was searching comics, and I saw this very image, and checked out a few links. Now I need to get a gig like this.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Great pervyness from the 70's.
Meef was a lot weirder though.
Anyway, I'm off to get a beer.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:06, archived)
# it`s gone a bit too far
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# OUT!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Mind the horse piss.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Chasing tail again, you butch man you.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Man-ure one to talk.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# 'withering look'
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Horse-some!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Haha yay..
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Some made the wrong turn and never got to the main battle.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I don't like this
I fucking love it :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# This...
....deserves a fourth post of all time.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Tarantino's bought the film rights

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:30, archived)
# You are currently listening to Radio 4
AICMFP
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# RIP Porkins
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)
# this is crackling
woo
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)
# something sad... ; x ;
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# alright dave
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# alright dave
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# alright ger
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# You hate it when anthropomorphic animals die
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# like seal vag
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Does what it says on the tin.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# The early death of Adolf Hitler is sad?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Don't mention the war.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I think I got away with it.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
# No man, the original is this: HE ATE CHICKEN!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I find your lack of pope refreshing
Have a click mainly on that basis
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# pffft
if only he'd stuck with the art college
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Lemmy loves his chicken legs..
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
# NEEDS MORE POPE
/ac
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Wot no pope?!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Lemmy is Pope.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Don't eat angry.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# No.4 on snow white's
new year resolution list
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:51, archived)
# no wai...she wears armour, and is so brave now (Can't wait to NOT watch that movie)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# is that the Grimm series from HBO?
I downloaded Game of Thrones the other week from torlock torrents. Best series since Mad Men. Couldn't recomend it high enough, blew me away
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# That looks decent. I saw an ad for the snow white thing and it made me sick. I don't know if it's a movie or a series. Exactly when did she become a superhero?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
# The sequel that even Nicholas Cage refused to have anything to do with
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Ve hav ways ov making you pork!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Poach this!
WOOOOOOSH-KABOOM!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
# :D
How much for the horn
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# the horn you say?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# yes:)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
# you're not meant to actually blo...
oh wait...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Had forgotten about this. Fecking ace.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# I'd forgotten it too
in fact, I forgot how to shop, if I ever knew in the first place.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I remember ...
DIIIIIIIICK-OLA ...

DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK-OLA ...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 5:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Poor birdie, transfixed by it's own reflection...!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha, gonna need a longer barrel
saw the vid of that killing the other day, utterly fucked up how casually the executor does it,
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:56, archived)
# heh
the wiki page about this picture and the protagonists makes quite interesting reading...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# sweevo
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# christ!
inspired
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# I usually hate that source image being used
but that did make me laugh.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# This was precisely my thought
too.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# ahahahahaaaaaa
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ahahahafucking hell.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Fuckin hell, hahahaha!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# haahahahahahaha
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:49, archived)
# This could reach the FP.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Nah, Pedro did some voodoo shit so I can't get FPs any more.
What else could possibly explain the failure of my Fall Fashions joke to get on the front page?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# La La La...can't hear you...<o>
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# if I don't click 'I like this' It doesn't make the front page -- that's just the way they wanted it now.
not my fault, rules is rules
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:10, archived)
# That is genius
and does need to be FPed
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# this ^
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Marvellous
(I hope he's a good shot too)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# ha ha ha OMG
that made me laugh out loud.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Yay!
Totally reposted some challenge pics in your thread, hope you don't mind
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] *launches reprisal strike*
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] *stabs madly at the shiny red buttons*
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Silly herman:D!!! Compo is not CDCs of war. That said...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] i haven't Compo it :)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:15, archived)
# they don't like it up 'em

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Use the edit button. [/;-D
The number of errors those troops make in such a short
moment is astounding. From first to last they are shit.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# edited :)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# HAHAHA.
Composhitting for shit and giggles.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Hall of fame for this
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefish
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:04, archived)
# he looks so happy about the whole thing :D
(, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 1:11, archived)
# that is excellent
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:03, archived)
# no worries :)
I don't mind you reposting your vastly superior images here ;)
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# SNARNWARZ
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# METROLAND FUCKFEST
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I blame Rapitinui.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# WOODY ALLEN MUST BE STOPPED
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# YaY
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
# NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF PARTY
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# :D
waiting for it to blow up
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)

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