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# Osborne's
message of hope

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Theres an awful lot of Lolitics on the board these days
Some sort of alternative compo, or just b3ta being more satirical than usual?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# it's budget day!!
YIPEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Simply because there's an awful lot of important lolitics going on
and it can't be ignored.

But I put it to the honourable member that b3ta has always been lolitical and the current resurgence is a return to the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# ^this^
rather this than a deviant art/Flickr/yiff gallery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# awww, a little fur never hurt anyone ;)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# certainly didn't hurt sharon stone, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Haha
thats rather good
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Big ol' hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# "He's called Colin!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
#
Please say thats the chancellors budgie, or Im laughing at nothing...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# That's his budgie all right
Was looking for a sad pic of Georgie with a dead budgie to reflect the dire state of affairs, but couldn't source decent pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Uncomfortable-looking George Osborne:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17451502
Not sure if that's a dead budgie expression though.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
hm, my username seems to be unusually underlined today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# The ginger fuhrer is manually underlining
everyone he thinks is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# It's nice to know I'm in good company
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
# ^indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# haha
Here's one from last year

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# haha, I remember it
I was thinking of him holding a well-soiled nappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
needs more dinosaur though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
# haha
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# That's lunch sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# haha
when the budgie down pit dies t'economy is next
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Oh I dont know why either....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# nice fringe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# It's winkling at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# pull your pance up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh I'll add this here then,


Animal, war.... blah blah... naked wanking etc....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
#
...blah blah...4chan...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Sorry
Is the bear frowned upon here? I wasnt aware. Apologies if it is. Ive never been on 4chan.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# I think it's more of a 4chan thing than a b3ta thing
but I'm not that bothered by it, and as I'm the only one to reply, I think you got away with it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Lets just keep it under our hats then eh?
Maybe it will just go away....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# B3TA IS NOW RUINED FOREVER YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
# what next?!? celebs eating kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# haha
A Winkle van! What catchy tune does it play to entice the kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# The Winkle Song, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Obviously!
I should've guessed
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# in relation to your sig
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# I bet she loves it. She loves everything.
Worst. Critic. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Zuloop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# hatstand
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# \:D/ recursiveness woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# welcome to the wheel of bumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea for a new game show
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# With Dale Winton as host
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# pfffttttt
this is the start of barrymore's climb back to the big time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# No I think he's been signed up for the re-casting of Fist of Fun.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# hahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# The Zulu Centipede?
Also, FHASANDS OF EM! etc
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I love the way the rifle reloads between each bumcycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# So what you are saying is that you like the nice repeated cocking action?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I can't get enough of that nice repeated cocking action.
There, I said it, in public this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# \:D/ yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)
# It's like a water wheel
Without the water... or wheel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# his head deflates as he sheds his previous shell
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Jesus
*eyes go funny*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I think I need to lie down for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
# /board is looking rather splendid today :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Brilliant
(jansenmann woo hoo, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
#
---a zulu go round?---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
# haha fab
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Fahsands of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# whoah
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenshun!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# LEAVE PEDROHIN ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
# yeah, ha ha...
wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Terrible bullying
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
# i've not been sleeping well since the bullying started
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I'll stick up for you, Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# but you're never there when it happens
...you're never there

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Get to work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# His wonky-sighted brother joined the rozzers

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
# he should help this fella out

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# awww
that'll teach him for pissing against my post!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# awww, squee! what a cute little fella
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# hehe
looks like he's hiding something behind his back?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# David and Andrew at the Pharmaceutical corporation post NHS bill party

and here's the gif of them rubbing their hands should you want to abuse it firther
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# LOLITICS
Are they warming their hands up for a lengthy fisting session?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# it's money behind them
I thought hand rubbing was the international hand gesture for greed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Yes, that works
but the b3ta hivemind is always thinking about lubing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Yep, my mind went that way too.
I've been here too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# haha
Lubing up.

It ought to be at a private healthcare provider or insurer though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# no gel is powerful enough to eradicate those germs
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
# haha
Looks like they're arguing over who goes first, "Me first", "No ME!", "Me first", "No ME!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# I thought the one in the back was Father Ted
and Bishop Brennan must be in the wings at stage right.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun and probably better.. but hey...


Click for bigger (101 kb)
(i_satan, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] PEW PEW PEW


I should probably also compo this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# "Not now, Hitch!"

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# The headless bummer strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# haha rear guard action at it's best but he really should be giving him head.

Well I suppose it had to be done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell. Now THAT's a workout
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# HAAAAAAA :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# hahahaha YES
rifle bumpoke
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# OOF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# HaaaHaaaHaaa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(UTB, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# maybe his head had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Sexy wars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Wowsers!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# See-Saw, See, Saw!
Which one's Dave/Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Happy Downs Syndrome Day.
A suggestion for the google logo...
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:17, archived)
# I've always thought Lee Westwood had a lick of the Downs brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# You should apply:
www.cartoonbrew.com/jobs/doodle-for-google.html
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:21, archived)
# I think i might be over qualified.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:25, archived)
# I'm feeling lusty
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Well this is very very very funny rite
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# No doubt you can't help being a cunt
but we don't post cuntist images of you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# It's funny because they're vulnerable!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# God this is SO, so funny
FrontPage this great work now!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# No one knows where the line is
but once you cross it people will let you know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:14, archived)
# HMS Mister Splashy Pants
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Whatever happened to him?
Or does nobody generally keep tags on whales?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:46, archived)
# These guys?
www.whaleresearch.org/projects/great-whale.php
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:30, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# that's a bit awesome
have a click, and a whistle, and a click click whistle - they love it
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
whats goin` on `ere then?
yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Sandra found that cleaning her arse was something of a challenge,


If only her mother had not been such a slut with Odin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:05, archived)
# I do not think that I have ever had zero responses before
and I am not going to start now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Can't say as I blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Well I think it's great
So have a hug from me.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# well, i liked it
still do
just don't tease him with the laser pointer, or you have holes in the walls
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Is it only bloody Wednesday?
A bit early again today as I have to get to work... Oh well, Happy Birthday Timothy Dalton, Vanessa Branch and Ayrton Senna.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:00, archived)
# Timothy Dalton?
Timothy Fucking Dayton?

You're scraping barrels now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:56, archived)
# Not really
Ive actually heard of him. Ive not heard of a lot of the folks who appear on here. Vanessa branch, for instance.

Besides - its Steve Jobs with his glasses off
RIP 4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:59, archived)
# ^ Them
(I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:11, archived)
# Only the best of all the James Bonds
With the possible exception of Daniel Craig.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# and all the others...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Moore, Connery, Lazenby and Brosnan never bothered to read the books.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Hate to post over the lovely Cat erpillar,
but the war goes on!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 6:56, archived)
# Sorry tubaman, I came on top of you....
Woo to your tiny chopper though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:07, archived)
# No bridge.
FAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:27, archived)
# Oh piss,
I was going to post my image of a dragonfly helicopter with a footbridge and a carp 'shark', but it must have been on Warren's Anus.

I miss that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:30, archived)
# Attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:44, archived)
# Cat erpillar
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 3:39, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 3:50, archived)
# awwwww
 
I'm imagining them metamorphosed, flapping around on little cat wings and fighting owls and crapping on everything
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 3:56, archived)
# Yeah,
Like in Tahkcalb's pic further down. I like that.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 4:07, archived)
# I would support the view that yours is the larval form.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 4:20, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 4:29, archived)
# nice!
puts my octopuss to shame
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:16, archived)
# I like the Cat erpillar, but I also like the OctoPuss....
but which one is better??

VOTE!!!!

Also, does this look like a cdc?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:31, archived)
# no hairs per ball
and you'd better have a doctor look at the grey one.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
# well done!
I want one as well
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Never see them in the same room together...
(EricTViking, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# 100% fa-MMMMMMNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I'm trying to work out if Trumptown
is a clever play on words, or
you just spelt Trumpton wrongly...
I'm not having a go - I just don't know.. sorry :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
#
Unemployment's rising
In the Chigley end of town.
And it's speading like pneumonia;
Doesn't look like going down.
There's trouble at the fire station;
Someone's had the sack.
And the lads are going to launch a scheme
To get rid of Captain Black.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:18, archived)
# "Donald Trump is the most public asshole since Goatse and has done even more degrading things for fame.."
www.cracked.com/blog/10-stories-about-donald-trump-you-wont-believe-are-true/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 3:54, archived)
# Ha, that was an interesting read
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 4:59, archived)
# Ah, bugger - is it supposed to be Trumpton?
Would have looked better if it was :-)
(EricTViking, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 'How we Swan the war!'

(Sorry it's late)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Safety Tip 1183.567b : Do not use your Cock as a substitute for Goose
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# what about a peahen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# I would call it Paul
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Call it Poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Something about this
smacks of fowl play.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
# That's what she said. But her mother wasn't listening.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:32, archived)
# i think it'll work if mom can claw the dog open
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
# BUMPH
hoooooOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKABOOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:09, archived)
# hehe would love to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# One of those could certainly break your arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
#
r
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Took me a sec, until I was a bill to tell which one to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Also: HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# srsly?
I never know what will be funny when I make it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Yes.
It might be useful to have a bit more white visible in the far eye. But then it might register faster.
A long pause to a blink, slow raise of the brow, or roll if you want an extra touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I know what you mean.
I made this from a pic of the sister of a (probably extinct) b3tan.
It wasn't appreciated...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Awwwww!
Also: Awwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:54, archived)
# people just don't appreciate fine art anymore
it's all about ipads and shit now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:02, archived)
#
indeed
sent from my iphone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# BUMPOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# whatchoo talkin bout willis?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# I endorse this post
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Y HELLO THAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:18, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:23, archived)
# YEAAAAAAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:34, archived)
# calm down dear
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:38, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:52, archived)
# "Simple metal tube through the back of the head..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 2:23, archived)
# too good for gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Well i'll put this here then :)

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
# HEY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 3:57, archived)
# I know I'm not going to have a pleasant death spending all my time in drains and sewers


Click for full set
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# & Poo
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Rivers of poo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# POO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Lakes of floating shit
Do you you venture down these places with a face-mark?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
# I have a respirator but it wouldn't do much against methane and Hs2
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:36, archived)
# !!
Dude, flowers, goats etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# the Hs2 is the big worry
In this one I could smell it then started getting dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# why is it always dark and faeces in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I try to get the balance just right between arty and downright disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# There's definitely a glitch in the matrix...
(and not just because I know how to spell 'definitely'.)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Morlock.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXm8wo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# You will catch a highly hostile germ
lurking about all these drains and sawyers, mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:28, archived)
# I know
I keep saying never again every time I get ill and then I end up back in them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Sewers < mines
Go to Box.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# it's a 4 hour drive from up here
I do mines as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:43, archived)
# At least you know good places to hide bodies
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
# ever need a body hiding around Manchester give me a shout
My rates are very resonable
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# My god it's full of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:51, archived)
# I saw a poo!
Where?
There on the stairs!
Where on the stairs?
Right there! A little poo with clogs on.
Well I declare!
Going plip plippetty plop on the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:09, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Is it like Willy Wonkas choclate factory?
The sweetcorn lumps taste of sweetcorn.....
Those are some crazy wall licking antics you must have down there.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# The restraints dangling from the walls give it the air of an S&M scat dungeon.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Meh.

Finished dusting this old place out, it has a few new rooms for the first time in years (scroll to the right)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:05, archived)
# i feel offended that you clearly didn't use the abbey road .psd i did
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# If that's the one on b3takit then I did :(
It's just me being shit.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:10, archived)
# :D
only joshing.

the .psd on b3takit is mystery bob's. I did a higher res one a while back and sent it to you. i'll upload it somewhere in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# ta!
I'll put it up now while I'm logged in.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
# i've just bloody submitted it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Done, you're on the front page ;)
I've left the link to the Mystery Bob's PSD too.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# cheers
Bobs handling of the beetle is better than mine, and it's generally better, but i like my shadows and mine's bigger which the girls tell me is important

edit: just looked at the site :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# There's a proper upload form and everything now
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/submit/

We're right posh.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# ooOOoohh! hark at you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Yay Lazygamer it's just like old times - where are you all lurking thesedays?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I have a proper job and everything
I lurk on a lunch most days :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
# No meh in that hostelry, wall to wall aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# I like the motel
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# hurrah!
2004? Bloody hell, where did that time go?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# haven't done one of these for a while
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Bulletproof!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:55, archived)
# never rub another man's rhubarb
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
# def con one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
# ah fucking cocks
I've now got underlined usernames in firefox on a mac

sadtimes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# The underline kept falling lower over the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:07, archived)
# it looks shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# The objective is correct though.
Some folks might overlook the click ability.
Tablets etc have no cursor hint, hoverinfo or
status to see that it's not just decoration.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# it's fucking blue!
if you don't know links are blue by default by now you don't deserve a fucking tablet

edit: ignore, hide, delete aren't given the same treatment. it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I was thinking that as it sunk.
They should be the same, yes.
edit, and now that this thread wraps the underline bleeds purple into the blue below. Yech!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
# what did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# What
a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:01, archived)
# in truth, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:02, archived)
# :
(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# BUM!
I likey. Had to squint a bit though, as my monitor is shite and is a bit darker at the top.

Did you see this pic i did receltny, mister micto? You like shiny ladies, and this is as shiny as they come.


(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:09, archived)
# yes indeed! i 'like'd it and everythng
and your thread lead me onto discover Serge Birault which is a very good thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Yup - Serge is a rather talented chap.
Helped me discover the joys of latex on ladies, too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# 2nd'd
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Only one problem...
needs to be bigger :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# But(t).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I think my monitor is broke
There is a crack on my screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Oh baby!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Pissed off burning building is pissed off

Sorry, this is about my level tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# nice fonting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Thanks
It took about three minutes, and I've had half a bottle of wine. Who knows what I could do if I had a whole bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# sooo, drink 4 and a half more bottles of wine and spend 27 more minutes on it then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:43, archived)
# I would, but that's all I have
and the shop over the road is shut
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# But then
she would simply end up with one of my pics.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:11, archived)
# I couldn't do proper arts like yours in a million years!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# That's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha
that's ace

good pootling!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Ta Micto
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Looks like a bit of a hot head to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:07, archived)
# *glowers*
I love that word
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Me too
I was glad to have this opportunity to use it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# 8D

with thanks/apologies to herman:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:54, archived)

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