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# Innosent people has beautiful eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Your mother has a splendid rack.
But that she's topless and rubbing it against you makes me think it's time to call child protection....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# There is no sexual intent to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# tell that to the 16 year old spotty geeks who are wanking off to it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Well that's your first mistake here...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
#
child protection your mother
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# something's going to explode
I don't know what :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# ^^ haha
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# 0_O
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# What's the weather like in Bristol, Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Bristol is what??
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# it's a shithole that's what
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I see.
But I'm usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# 'usual'?
surely you mean 'a regular'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Yes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# My eyes are black.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# *pat your head*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# *shakes head in disapproval*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# ohh :O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Hi Dave
4chan's the next door along
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I hate 4chan. I never use such stupid site -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# you might hate 4chan
but they would love your paedophilic lolicon drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# 4chan is my enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# You're going back into your dodgy art phase
Does not want
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Not at all :D
I already decide draw to priest.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# You did a nice street scene the other day.
I thought you had finally realised that posting this^ sort of thing here makes people angry.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Do not worry. As usual. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Do you enjoy making other people angry?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# ?
I just draw Parent and child. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Yes, but nakedness and children is not really a good combination for pictures posted on this website.
As we keep telling you.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# This is true.
It may be okay in Japan, but it is different in other countries, such as Britain. Some people will get the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Hmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# by wrong idea
"prison"

and by prison

I mean

"prison"

no really.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
# strange idea. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Ticket bought...
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# ok that's a bit wrong
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# save me a seat
*chortles guiltily*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
#
lol
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Hahaha this is magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Down it in one...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahahah
Hai Moleypoos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Hallo Gorgeous!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha
but it just reminds me of Omar Baba
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# In their defence, they now only do the decent continental Heineken, which is nom.
The vile 3.zip% stuff of yesteryear is mercifully consigned to history.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Sky-horsing solutions for all core competencies...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Upskilling is a perfectly cromulent word.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# *has a quick stiy-fry in Moley's think-wok*
Oh why can't they bring back DTDD!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# because they are all old now
and joy is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# *has a sip of thought-soup*
Let's you-sky this concept and see if any brainbows form.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# *kicks you right outside the box*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/trainingcourses/post1568605
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# POUND MY FUCKING PARADIGM
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] say what you see


Click for bigger (97 kb)

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# cash my gold, ginger bloke
spend the cash on going to see some weird singer at a country pub. blow the rest on mojitos with too much mint in them.
the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# not quite, but it may as well be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, mojitos........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Yay!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# THIS IS JAM HOT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Miaow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4BtfKOlC8
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# that cat is freaky
always was, always will be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# valuables zuckerberg house britpop mint
what do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I won a dj darth vader t-shirt, last week
but they sold out :(
I got a voucher though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# and does the voucher fit?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# my bum looks big in it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] When bands sell out...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
This needs a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Is there something wrong with me?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
#
nice
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Nope, nothing at all.
I thought buttocks as well..
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# That's some hot apple
As in cooking apples. Because cooking apples get hot? Hot apple? Cooked?

Noone gets the material.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# yes
but i'm not telling you what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# you sexualise animals
so yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# You're new here, arn't you...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I have a nice back garden, messy but I put bread out for the birdies and the squirrels.
I love squirrels, I love how they scamper with their fluffy tails, how they nibble the bread that I put out for them.

At no point have I looked at one and thought, 'I'm gonna fuck you'.

Now I have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# So then you can seperate fantasy from reality
Like most people on the web do
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# wait.. what
those aren't the same thing?

oh.

this could be an issue.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You must be new to the web
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# :(
来たな、性格悪い奴！
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I may not have mentioned this before: I don't speak or read Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# he said your dog's got no nose.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Is intentional.
Occasionally, you will need to use the machine translation!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Or I could just guess.
In this instance; I believe you were complimenting me on the curvature of my mongoose.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# *facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Yes because that's working out so well for you isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# But using a translator takes time and effort...
...and never worth it in the case of the nonsense you post. Don't think anyone goes to the bother of clicking on it these days.

Maybe we should all reply to you in something that is not the main language of the board, like Klingon.
(Wize, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 7:42, archived)
# You're posting in a thread other than one of your own?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] well, I believe them
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# An image under 500px in either dimension?
Who are you, and what have you done with the real Clay?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# it's the cuts man
although I've got a 3000 pixel wide on planned for delivery after another work skive
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] close enough to pea for compo?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I like that. Is it a well known slogan?
And can I nick it to put in my videos? I know, the ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Compo a couple of months ago about parody and legal rights.
Course you can use it - shouldn't ask ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# What do you drive?
Just curious, there's more than one way to reduce the cost of fuel.
(Pete_G, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# everything is fine
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Beyond Prevention
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] very clever, i like it
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# purdee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Ohhh yes!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# that is fookin ace!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm.... that cunty feeling...


Click for bigger (164 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# That reposting feeling...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# yep, that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# XD *laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# which of these brands do you have in 'japan'?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# ITS EEL BAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Its Eel bar? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Twat Bar Sushi flavour
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# japan has many and varied kitkats
made under licence.

green tea, buttered potato, cappacino mcflurry, i could go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# On account of Kit Kat sounding a bit like 'good luck' in Japanese, I think.
From the land where anything is possible...

The green tea ones were, a bit dull, but the berry ones were nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I didn't know!! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I never heard it^^;
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# i guess that's because chocolate bars usually don't speak much
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# it would help if you were Japanese I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
BUSTED!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# No. hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] repost thread? oh, good

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll plonk this here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# OH JAYSUS, IT'S DE FEARYS!
WHERE'S JEBEDIAH?! JEBEDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!??!!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I just spaff out a quick pea roast?

*fucks off back to links*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# o-O
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Subliminal satire

Something I whipped up for them a few years back...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# this is brilliant
also a few years ago they inverted the stars on the logo, for some reason, more satanic i'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Good idea
I should change the stars too.
Cheers. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# No, those stars are the new version, with the one point down.
It's perfect as it is.

explained, thus
weburbanist.com/2010/11/07/political-animal-the-ever-evolving-republican-elephant-logo/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# How about that.
I had no idea about the significance of those stars. Thanks.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# LOOP DE DOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# very clever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# This is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Smashed it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Fucking...
...soopoib!
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# That's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:06, archived)
# unlurks...
...logs in and bows to you Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:10, archived)
# that took me far too long...
I'm getting slack in my old age.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That's a bit clever ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Subtlety on B3ta?
What is the world coming to?

Also: excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:54, archived)
# Hahaha
That's brilliant sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Interesting...
A search of "A glorious 1000 years" turned up references to Revelations and the Second Coming, so I thought you were referencing right-wing religious fundamentalists. Then I filenamed. Only then did I see the swastika. Subtleties upon subtleties!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
# I'm impressed
by the diligence of your research. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Brilliant and scary at the same time!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
#
Oh that really is very good indeed.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:44, archived)
# The new FOX News logo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Uncommonly good
Further comment would detract from the cleverness. :D
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# I took far too long to realise
the swastika!

ah now I get it! bloody genius

*mega click!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:32, archived)
# This would be the same Republican Party...
that abolished slavery and consistently opposed the Jim Crow laws?
Nice one.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Ironic then
that it would be a couple of Democrats, Nixon and Durr, who bailed Rosa Parks out of jail 100 years later, isn't it?
Anyone can cherry pick facts, dude.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Clever
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:02, archived)
# SUB TEL
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I see no way at all in which this compo could go awry
MOD EDIT: Oh FFS I knew one of you bastards would start this up again! Cut it out!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Ha!
Someone actually knocked up a pretty passable composite of him from non-protected sources during that compo. wonder where it's got to...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 7:47, archived)
# double whoops

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# i fear you may be sued for a princely sum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# haha - nice one - Is he still around? :)

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# For the avoidance of doubt, it wasn't actually modded - I just did that as in a vain and futile attempt at some form of meta-b3ta humour.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
works for me :)

(though I was imagining Rob in his shed getting all exasperated)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha, I get a mental image of prince lurking on b3ta
trying to get stuff b&
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oldest trademark in the world, you say? Well, well!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# (It's the oldest UK registered mark
there are some older US ones...)

Nice piccy, pedantry aside!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Oh no, bring on the pedantry!
Earliest US trademark 1884 (JP Tolman)
Bass trademark, 1876.

However, Lowenbrau claims use of their lion symbol since 1383, so the Bavarians would seem to have pretty much won this one...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus, do they still make that piddle?
As it's slow, have some roasted peas...

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Why is it, in pretty much every Dreamworks kids film
the main character has one eye bigger than the other?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Eye hadn't noticed myself
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# This has been knocking around the internet for ages now but it's still true
www.marty.com.au/images/stories/scifi/pixar_art_vs_dreamworks_diagram.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Shake it all about!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Hi-NRG!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
you owe me a new keyboard and cup of coffee
*fairy clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)
# haha
Can't beat the fairy clicks ( sorry about the keyboard/coffee )
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# It's fun to stay at the Pre-Me-Er-Inn...
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:25, archived)
# hahaha
very good, with Lenny dressed as a cop
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:07, archived)
# STICK IT IN. LICK IT GOOD. AH YEAH.


YUMYUM!

edit: now with 'theme' tune

by 'theme' tune I mean horrific wailing crap mp3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# I like this.
It beats boiling piss anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# toxic dippy is far more nutritious than basic piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# did he pull that cock out of the toxic dippie?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# not cock
angrily formed hand
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# no! cock!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# is not cock!
is toxic dippycock!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I'm terribly sorry, Mister Meats, but you are mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# OH NO! IT'S CHARLIE AGAIN!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Kickin' pair o' trainers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# hell yes
he's going to get stabbed in the face and they'll be stoled off him if he goes to any major metropolitan area.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# it's what any street fashion obsessed idiot wants
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# haha, reminds me of Joe Cartoon

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# sorry! this is all i saw! must be me.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)
# make it throb, man
make it throb!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# like this? ...is this what you want?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# toxic dippy dicky dizzy dancey twitchy dipdip timetime!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# 2 of those words contain only one syllable
fail
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# excuse... me?
*cough*ninjas*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# these are the new dwarfs!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)
# toxic cock syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# sticky licky thing
is lully
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# this should be sold as a snacktime treat for children
bit of spare toxic waste, bit of sugar, kid's'll love it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Let me be the fat controller...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Foofoo train.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Tunnel ahead Thomas!
Toot toot!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and easy


I hope this annoys somebody ...
(siamese bat, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# i will personally chisel old Walt out of his cryosleep so he can stomp on your face


EDIT: did that convey annoyance?

better yet, I will beat you with one of his frozen legs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It takes quite a lot to annoy me.
Sorry, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Yes, it does annoy me, a great deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Lherkin, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast time!



(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Enfringing a trademark, you say?
I can do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# :)
can you make them spin round in opposite directions?

Edit - Here you go sir ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# "You're missing quite a performance"
--Benjamin Braddock
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Happy candles noob ;>)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# b3tan by 2 months
are you the kid who used to punch me in gym class?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Needs a CDC so badly...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# to blow out the candle!
Thanks, everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# There's a RedHouse over yonder...o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# no, but I know a ummm, 'exotic' dancer who can do that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Damn!
You beat me to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# yours have a little more warmth than mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# *awaits flurry of pans*
*awaits a bit longer*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Fantassletic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Roy Tassle?
Wasnt he in Record breakers?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# don't you touch my dingleberries
b3ta.com/board/10724251
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
Acers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
Nice fringin'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Stop tassling me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Phwoar!
My publication of choice:
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Make love not war
Bee's need a cuddle too!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# BEE WARE


BEE IS NOT TRUSTWORTHYNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Interbreeding action right there.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Mine?
Mine! Mine! Mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] DVD Is Dead....
BluRay
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Fucks sake...
Has sony bought out ANOTHER proprietary format that we must all adhere to? Ive only recently adopted Blu ray, and now there's NEGATIVE RAY??
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Gimme A Break

I have zero image skills. It took me an hour to figure out how to invert the bastard in blue.

And I won't even talk about the other hours I tried to use the spray paint thingy. Didn't work...
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Good use of hours.
Whats the splaff on his glasses?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# The Coming Of The Lord?
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Its not a complaint or a dig at your shopping skills
-just a cunty quip in traditional b3ta style
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# B&!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Cuntyquips FTW
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I see what you did there.
Quick, dirty and not worth own thread:
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I Was
going to fire off a snarky reply. Then I looked at your FP record.

I'm not worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I disagree with him about Alien vs Predator.
Evry cell in my brain was convinced it'd be awful - but then I watched it, and liked it.

AvP2, though, is utter pump.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# THFH has it bang on
As a *crash boom bang* film, AvP is excellent. However, there really is no excuse for AvP2.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# The first two Predator films (1 especially) are pure works of art.
It should have been handled with the love and respect of a holy document or an original Da Vinci, not clumsily bundled with the Alien films and given to a director with a track record for making garbage out of potentially amazing franchises. Predator is too good to just be 'passable entertainment'.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Far too kind.
Everyone is entitled to a bit of snark... come on, hit me!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# You Asked For It

My dad can fight your dad. And my dad's dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
# ZOMBIE DAD!
sounds like yet another 80's sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers: The Matrix
CFB | collection

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# How did you get the lighting so perfect?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# skillz
fyi: his shaft-gripping hand is the property of a young white boy j.mp/GErEaY
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Nice skin matching!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Sorry to pop a dreaded Link here but...
wish.co.uk/zombie-shopping-mall/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)

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