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# the government have also introduced a simpler 2 tier bribe, er, I mean donation system

£250k for tea with the Camerons or £1.25 for lunch with Nick and a baked potato
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Come the revolution..
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I love cartoon bags of cash
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
#
cartoon real
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Where did the weekend go?
Anyway. Happy "First arse slap day"; Leonard Nimoy, Keira Knightley and Sara Jean Underwood (not sure who Sara is but figured it probably didn't matter, in that bikini)?



(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 6:54, archived)
# holla
my name appears to have.... errr... appeared on the bottom of your post
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 7:30, archived)
# It says Ning Real
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 7:43, archived)
# Nrienagl!
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 8:04, archived)
# ah, the ning hasn't shown itself yet
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 8:25, archived)
# I have long been curious about the "Ning, Real" signoff.
Whatzitallabaht?

Also, 'NING!
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 8:35, archived)
# we're gay for each other
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Very considerate of you both
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# This
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Sara Jean UnderWOULD
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Mm-mmm.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
# pointy ears, ironing board, norks!
:D
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# don't google image search Sara Jean Underwood.
you'll go blind
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# What did you say?
I can't quite focus...
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# any Mad Men nuts in da house?

My Name Is Peggy Olson and I'd Like to Smoke Some Marijuana
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:58, archived)
# It's the sort of thing I'd probably like if I got into it
but I haven't got round to seeing it
Edit: Madmen that is, not marijuana
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Torlock torrents does the entire series
I did Game of thrones the other week, which blew me away too
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# This
Also:
Breaking bad
The wire
The west wing
Curb your entheausiasm
24
The shield
The sopranos
Game of thrones
Misfits

Basically - i cant be fucked watching billions of hours of TV because lots of people keep saying something is good. My TV viewing time is less than ever these days thanks to the innernet.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# me too
but from that list just download the wire, madmen and game of thrones , discard the rest. me and the other half make a ritual of 1 or 2 episodes after the littleun has dozed off each night. its the only tv we watch all week. heaven
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I am intrigued by mad men somewhat. Pan am, too, but arent they both for women, kind of? I guess the style and time periods of them intrigue me, though i probably couldnt give a toss about who's shagging who in it.
Didnt they recently make a retro-ey themed series about playboy bunnies? I went to the playboy club in london on saturday and spent hours chatting to one of the bunnies. TRUFAX.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:37, archived)
# me and my missus are the same, one or two ep's a night
is should add that breaking bad and the west wing are both very good.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Yeah, that's basically my attitude
especially drama series where you have to see every episode to keep up with it. Madmen intrigues me a little more than others though I have to say.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Last drama series i got into was Prison break
Watched it until series 2, then i went on holiday, missed a couple of episodes, then didnt have a clue what was going on. Just as well, as it was cancelled shortly afterwards. Ive been hurt too many times with stuff i watch being cancelled while i was getting into it. Space: Above and beyond, Millennium, Dark Skies and Flash forward for instance.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# every season after was just same thing, different prison
the first one or two seasons were very good though.
this is why i would advocate dl'ing before buying into dvd boxsets, too often good tv shows get cancelled before their time, defying gravity, firefly and deadwood are just a few good examples
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# I fancy giving Misfits a go
only because this track is supposedly in it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcTStCOKXGI
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# So youre prepared to watch a TV series totalling (probably) dozens of hours, because there is a 4 minute song in it?
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Okay, I was exaggerating a little bit. ^^;;
Nah, I've heard some pretty good stuff about it, and out of that list, it is the one that appeals to me the most.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# love Misfits, and the soundtrack is great
zombie cheerleaders last week, with about eight bars of "Creepin' up the Backstairs"
 
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 5:09, archived)
# Yes, drama.
Surely life is full enough of drama?
For me television cinema and theatre is for escape.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:21, archived)
#
Nutmeat -- gaying up the gayshift for 4 years, 11 months and 9 days
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Its the gayshift now?
Eeek - im going to bed, before the plethora of spacky GIFs make me have a siezure.

Nart clarts
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# later tater
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# shit I just noticed the time difference
 
WHAT HAPPENED, B3TA PEOPLES?
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 5:21, archived)
# They're all dead Dave
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 6:12, archived)
# Mostly.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 6:15, archived)
# i'm mostly dead inside
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 7:31, archived)
# UP YER BUM
 

 
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 5:20, archived)
# good call
i agree with most of these, but there's a few i haven't watched.
also, you seem to have forgotten a couple:
oz
generation kill
dexter
justified
deadwood (though it ended early)
spartacus (good brain out tv series)
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Dexter is particularly good if you happen to be a fan of David Carradine's saggy naked arse
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 5:11, archived)
# wrong carradine
i think you mean keith
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 7:32, archived)
# shit you're right I do mein keith
 
David Carradine = strangelwank
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# if i were to consider suicide, i'd give the stranglewank some serious thought
seems like a indecent way to go
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# If you like all those
check out "Justified" on FX and "Homeland" on Showtime.

"Hell on Wheels" is not too bad, either.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 1:03, archived)
# I have been enjoying both of those shows.
Good to see Margo Martindale in a strong role and Walter Goggins is always fun (also The Shield).
Homeland is pleasingly ambiguous to this point, keeps me coming back - remember Damian Lewis in Keane?

I am even keeping an open mind about Touched with Kiefer Sutherland, the pilot was better than expected.
However after seeing the development arc of Heroes I will also not be surprised if it wimps out at the end of season one and is picked up for another couple of seasons of pointless shite
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 5:07, archived)
# SURE DO LOVE ME SOME HIT TV SHOWS
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 5:11, archived)
# walter goggins is MUCH better in justified.
such a good character
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 7:38, archived)
# i'm watching fringe, too
which is ok
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 7:40, archived)
# I don't know what's going on
but it's time for me to go sleeps.

nite all
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:05, archived)
# nighty night meaty meat
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Is that Mrs Doyle?
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# haha
her 1950s doppelganger
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Bugger, you said it before I finished it ;-)
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I don't know about madmen, but I like your picture...
Please don't do it again Mr Nutmeat please! ;-)
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Thread deleting cunt!
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# who deleated a poast
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Taters did the bastard!
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Oh go on.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Hahaha, No pleasing some people! ;-)
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:50, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 5:14, archived)
# very much so, we get it tomorrow night, can't wait
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# i made this leaflet do you think i can have a job now


Click for bigger (62 kb)


sorry if image-is-just-text is not allowed :(
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
# You are wrong and you will go out of business!
And text-based images are fine.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# What I really want is a big penis growing out of my heel so I can vigorously fuck my own anus.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# needs more squirrel.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Most things need more squirrel
including squirrels.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
# you're hired!
*points to the broom closet*
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# That broom closet is really making a career for itself
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:28, archived)
# it should work down the docks
the broom cupboard loves people being inside it
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Remote Installation Services
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:32, archived)
# i see what you did there
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# shhh, don't tell the plebs
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:51, archived)
# There are a number of issues here.
first of all, let's remember there's 24 hours in a day, despite protestations to the contrary, apple hardware is not able to distort reality in this manner, true, steve jobs had a magnificient reality distortion field, but look what good it did him.

Also, people don't like their apple hardware referred to as crap(because it's crap), or indeed as "completely generic items sold over the odds", that might lose a few customers who continue to enjoy things being round and shiny even though the device performs no actual function (much like the machines sold for scientology which cost real money but actually have no real function, and they probably aren't as round and shiny as apple products, scientology: take note).

Also you use scary words, apple users live in a magical world of fantasy, now that fantasy is broken, and their hardware that just works is not working they may be in a confused emotional state and may lash out at windows and linux users who are just "getting shit done using non shiny objects that clearly don't work".

Also, you claim to offer bargain prices, this just won't do, you must offer inflated and blatantly unrealistic prices, this will demonstrate your greater level of quality, which is essential for the discerning apple product user.

You only list the email address eight times, this is far from enough, it needs to be listed at least 37 times

Other than that, I'd employ you twice, but not three times, as that would be excessive.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:36, archived)
# you know
i posted this on that shitty website called reddit a month or two ago. someone actually gave me critique much like that, except they were clearly autistic and didn't take the piss. shame they deleted their account because i can't see it anymore.

they called me a good for nothing troll and they spat at me when i said i don't really know how to fix macs. would you employ me now that you know the truth? i can make tea and coffee for you in your office if you like
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
internet: it's full of mongs!

oh.. wait :D
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:54, archived)
# 8(|)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:55, archived)
# *hires applicant with the largest breasts*
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:55, archived)
# but wait, that could still be a bloke!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:56, archived)
# i'm a man with a C cup at least, and i can make my belly look like a hairy arse
hire me to-day!
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:01, archived)
# That's certainly the basis of a linkedIn profile
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
# well, just try this wig on first
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:03, archived)
# That's no wig!
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:05, archived)
# It's a Tory!
/18th century politics joke
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:56, archived)
# tl:dr
Have a nice day though.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# That's the funniest thing I've seen all week
But then it is only Monday morning.


I will report back Friday, if I see anything funnier.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 8:36, archived)
# best spam ever
if i was stupid enough to own a mac i'd probably call you
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Dissapate the snot

(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:10, archived)
# hay that guy has a dick for a hand
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:11, archived)
# it comes in handy
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
#
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# It's not polite to point.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
# my anus is bleeding!
yaaaay!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# DAT ASS!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Yes...but what about the picture?
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:27, archived)
# needs more goatse
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:29, archived)
# haha
that also went though my mind...
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Snot is what you make it.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# and how!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Sniss
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Here comes Prolapse.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Make sure you have tissues!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:37, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# blah blah blah defying physics blah

edit: the more i look at it, the worse the 'arc' gets :D
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Radical!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Gnarly!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:54, archived)
# He keeps practicing time and time again...
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Woo
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:06, archived)
# what's the original?
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Pipkins
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Oh Hartley, you are so small.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
# He used to give me nightmares, he terified me as a child!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I was petrified of him.
I attribute the heavy drug use of my 20's & 30's to the scarring left by Hartley Hare, the bastard.
On the other hand, I bloody loved drugs anyway.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I followed a similar patern,
Never thought of telling my shrink it was all the fault of hartley though! ;-)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# AND TOPOV THE MONKEY
what the entire fuckbag was he all about? Always on top of something.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# FUCK
I've experienced so much yet acheived so little and it is all Pipkin's fault.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Haha yes!
Not to mention the mind numbing boringness of the octavia song bit! enogh to drive anyone mental :-)
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Gummo
A very messed-up film...great stuff! :)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# cheers
ive heard of it, but it doesn't appeal
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
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# Bravo
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# extreme to the max
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:08, archived)
# BLAAARGH IT'S FUCKING WITH ME MELON
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:10, archived)
# The Extreme Terrestrial
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Powerslide!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# He caught some wind.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# that can be awkward
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Oh nice!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I pop this here please?
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Particularly relevant
as Fergie sold time with ministers.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Maybe it's following an Ark?
Then the path would be about right. Allowing for the binacles of course.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I 'd just finished masterbating, and then you post this to make me crack another one off, superurb stuff...
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Keep working you pile of bolts!
Shit aint gonna mine itself!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Down among the mole men.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Nice:)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Awww cute
I want one as a pet
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# run before it destroys a demographic
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:11, archived)
# very cool!
WOO!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] THE PAINT APOCALYPSE


The unaltered logo is worth looking at if you haven't seen it. Just look at image search results for "Sherwin Williams." It functions so well as self-parody that the chief difficulty was in making it more ridiculous/horrifying than it already is. The actual slogan really is "cover the earth"...
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# you're right, that is a bizarre logo
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Got nothing against the company, particularly...
...but yeah, I've always thought their Graphical Identity was PARTICULARLY poorly-considered...
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# To be fair
It's probably from a time when gibbering tree-huggers would be strung-up and shot.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:45, archived)
# This is Carrie all over again.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Plug it up! Plug it up!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# That would make for a particularly entertaining paint color name.
"Well, for the den, we've narrowed it down to Hyacinth Morning, Key Lime, or Pig Blood Hazing..."
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# They're all gonna laugh at you!
Seriously though, I can't believe someone entered this logo, and they just rolled with it.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# he's bin oversome with emulsion
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Well played, sir.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# very nicely done
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:06, archived)
# STOP IT, I SAY
You could at least have drawn some fishnets on The Earth.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Makes its own sauce :-)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Mangu.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# dirty little gaia
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# FTW
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
# There was a giant animated fluorescent version near the SF-Oakland CA Bay Bridge
Maybe 100 feet high? It was finally taken down in the 1970s after the factory closed. It was very impressive!

No idea what happened to the sign afterwards.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Hope this works at the right speed in whichever browser you are using..
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I am using a Nokia 1060 and is does not work....
Try using "Width=100%"
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# yes its ok for me:D
ilikeit
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Yay :-)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:26, archived)
# :-) looks like he's had his go cat ;-)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up.......
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I'm sad.
Because I know some time tonight I'm going to have to stop staring at this and get back to work.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Yay, :-) it took me 5 hours!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Time well spent, I say :D
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Ta X D!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# ^^THIS!
But does it tile?
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I'm working on ot now ;-)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Round and round...
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# eep!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:18, archived)
# The eep that keeps om eeping!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# This is quite difficult to masturbate to
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Try taking different drugs ;-)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I can't stop masturbating to this.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# I cracked 10 off while I was making it :-)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# hell yeah!!

EDIT: also, 'little pedro' is sore from me masturbating to this
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Looks like little Pedro picked the wrong week to give up moisturising lube cream :-)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:57, archived)
#
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# That's no mean feat if you can manage it....
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# nice feets! :D
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
# ...it's.......something...
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:59, archived)
# ......multi .....purpose......
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 22:07, archived)
# \o/


nicely :)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Yay :-)
Driving down my road no less ! :-)
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Shellbotchy
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# ^ Racist
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
#
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#
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# marvellous
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# cool idea
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# oh yes
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:18, archived)
# slick !!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Brilliant =)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Thanks to Milt for the idea.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha
nice work
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# ^ Win - Let's have a Fez thread!


(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
#


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#
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# ^ Nice
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# NO!
This thread needs more hippos.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
#
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# 8D
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# b3ta is always b3tta with more fez

(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# needs more Tommy Cooper
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Just like that


* FUCKSOCKS!
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# ha! :D :D
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
# nice
but bindun sorry really sorry
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Bah!
Damn you to heck.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
I really like this.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# :D
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#
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# YaY
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#

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# Ha-ha!
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# \o/
'wants'
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# Boogie time...
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# Boogie woogie
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# woo!
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# FECK JUST GOT GIRLS!
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# hahaha brill! great thread too, i'm gonna add a couple of old shit onea of mine just to be part of it
laydee



flash gordon

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# YaY :D
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# Glorious!
Thank you, B3tans!
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# now that`s what I call a fucking thread
right, I`m off to bed
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# Of course, if you haven't got 100 grand to spare...
...there's always the economy option.
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# I feel a pfft comin' on
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# Sorry - sprouts for tea...
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:D
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# Ha-ha!
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# Haha, joins the que!
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# Hahaha!
likey
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# I like kaleidoscopes
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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# hmmm
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# aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
blimey
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# Is that Big Vern?
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# I like kaleidoscopes
best of all spinning rotating things
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# *awaits goatse*
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# a
kaleidoscopic goatse.. wow that will be the day
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# Very nice....
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# Beautiful.
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# I'm your tiger now...

obviously not in howdy's league...
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# Excellent stuff.
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# you're being kind :)
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# We don't talk foolishness we talk trute!
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# TIGGA PLEASE
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# it's a beautiful world Gnasher old buddy, let's go exploring
let's go exploring
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# hahaha
nice

i was going to do a heman/battlecat one, but after seeing hw crap the freddy one was, i didn't bother
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# a lot of the double acts have been done according to Google Images
which is why I went for a triple act/lemon party
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# hahaha
nice work
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# Ha-ha! Just Googled Calvin and Hobbes mashup.
The Walking Dead one is fucking ace.
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# this is awesome too
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# and while it's not as well executed
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# Needs work.
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# This is equally excellent.
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# Well, now you mention it.
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# Big up the Gnasher Massive!
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# that's what she said
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# hahaha I like how the stripes work
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# Hahaha, lovely!
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# "Of course, 100,000 to 250,000 croissants gets you into the Premier league..."

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# aaaargh! what's happened to his face!
:)
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# Haha
Must be the Helvetica Scenario...
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# £250k for dinner with Dave and George.
£49 for Happy Meal with Nick at McDonalds of your choice.
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# I got to meet Stalin's ghost for my birthday.
He's quite a nice guy all things considered.
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# After a copious amount of drugs
a friend of mine got to meet the car from Roger Rabbit. The driver however was unimpressed with the crazy bald guy preventing him from leaving the car park.
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# Ahh... reminds me of the time I thought I saw Aphex Twin in town.
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# All 17 of them :D
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# Yeah, his old mate Trotsky will definitely vouch for his killer sense of humour.
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# He'll have a bone to pick with him.
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# It'll be worth taking some notes when they do meet up.
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# Ice shall have to axe him.
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# He's such a hack.
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# Dr Bunsen Honeydew really needs to get that high blood pressure sorted out
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# Hahaha
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# I now want to add
Danny Alexander Beaker running around in the background with his hair on fire.
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# Has he signed the register?
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# Nice stocking mask.
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# haha.................now why didn't Cruddas think of that
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# Night gathers, and now my watch begins..
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# awesome
:D
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# Cheers, dude.
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# \:D/ yay
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# Lovely ;D
Which reminds me, I saw this on Tumblr a few days ago.

eatsleepdraw.com/post/19672253008
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# Nice.
I'm a sucker for the Han and Chewie versions.
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# Fabulous!
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# That's lully :)
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# I knew that would be yours :)
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# Let's go exploring..
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# Yay :-)
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# Now if only Dexy's would play the funeral
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# Aha!
Do-do-do-do-do da! Do-do-do-do...
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# Wiv da arras.
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# been painting again, another for the auction I think
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# Zoidberg's dad!
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# The pipe is a nice touch
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# cor that's really rather cork innit
meanwhile

is anyone craving toats?

I got a craving for toats with lots of butter on it, is anyone else craving toats with lots of butter on it?
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# now you mention it
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# nice slices of richy buttered toats!
yum yum!
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# You want to cover HappyToast in butter?
Phwoar!
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# I want to drench everyone in my "butter"
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# no. I want MEAT!!
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# there's a pigeon that keeps flying around here
do you want that?

on toats.
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# i was thinking more like this
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# OWL MURDER ORGY
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# you say that like it's a bad thing
/autocomplete
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# what interesting dreams you'll have
/ac
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# you should keep the poor birds out of your shoes when you do aerobics
/ac
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# they can be adjusted in orientation for short wave radio reception
/ac
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# OWL BUGGERY
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# There is no excuse.
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# I've been craving toats with marmite on lately
I've never been that bothered about marmite before (contrary to their marketing claims, I was indifferent to it), but now the very smell entices me. Sometimes, even when I'm not hungry, I get the urge just to open the jar and sniff the contents.
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# I too like to open jars and sniff the contents
some contents are better than others, I like to sniff those contents.

the less good contents, I can't say that I enjoy sniffing them in this manner.
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# hahaha
the dick

excellent
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# Lovecraftian pipe smoking is the future!
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# \o/
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# Awesome
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# Delightful.
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# This is all of the wonderful.
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# I likes this. Well done that man
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# Ace.....
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