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# Just an IT Crowd moment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Love
it
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Lovely
Sorry for posting on top of you.
Should it repeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Good stuff then
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# If it's not repeating...
...have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Afro topiary
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Ma Wigga
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Nice!
Seen the trailer for Neighbourhood Watch?

All I could think was; "It's Moss! What the fuck is Moss doing there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Watch the step
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Whats this?
Pick on the dwarves / disabled day?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I sense a musical!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I THINK I FEEL A SONG COMING ON
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Yes
Didn't you see the posters and TV ads?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Noel Gallagher as Tony Montana.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Good spot.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# You mother fookin' cock-a-roaches.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I felt guilty about giggling at this...
but only briefly...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# mind, surely?
my mum laughed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Based.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Politics!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
superb
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Wrestlin ftw
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# That is most wondrous! The expressions are fantastic.
Any chance you could do another one with the heads reversed? Just so poor Cleggy (and indeed the rest of the country) get a chance to visualise our Smugminister getting a head-kickin' for once?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# This is
chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Nice blood-drool action there.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# ^ thanks y`all ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# POW!
Right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Boof!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# *DUNTCH*
*phllleh*

/rubbish sound effects
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Correct
     /
   /
\/
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Very nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# this says it all
about their relationship :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] A few options
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I'll take...
...two of no.29, and one of no.9 please
(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# you wan soy sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# One from the top and any other 5
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Would, would, would, would
etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# do you have anything that is... for example
a little thinner?

*rubs self*

well, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# ^click

Trying to imagine what they'd all look like with all skin on and everything.

Then trying to imagine what they'd look like if they were all tiled like one of those MC Escher prints.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] working model
(patella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Looks likes its fartins :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# gasses are released
during operation
(patella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Why have you killed all of Humandescent's pets?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# haha!
^this.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Headswaps comp is next week!
On a more serious note: This is grand
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Hard to choose.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Looks like Thatcher...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Why? Is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# squelch
*changes channel*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Used to visit a local museum as a kid...
...and there was a big glass-fronted case full of skeletons like these--a variety of animals, gorillas, bats, seals, etc., etc., but the skeletons all looked like weirdly fiddled-around, taffy-pulled variations on the same theme. Eerie and fascinating.

I would add to that only that number 18, in the upper right, looks like he's pooping.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Themo Dedit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
#
"Which 1950s science fiction film did you watch last night, Tar Quin?"
"It was Them!, Ode Dit!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I can't think of a witty response
:/

I have failed as a discomeat

I may as well go and work on a fishing boat.

:/

It'll probably be a fucking shit fishing boat too.

Barely the size of a canoe.

*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# What is that you've failed at?
Is it a meat that dances at a musical party, or a circular potion of meat?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I have turned into a cylindrical portion of uniformly textured meat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
#
You should have a promising career ahead of you slowly rotating in a dodgey takeaway and/or giving people food poisoning, then.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# "Disco" also means "I learn"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# hah! I haven't learned a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# ...The...Mod...Squad...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# the emo did it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Someone put an extra 'e' in there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# extra i and one relocated e ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I just want to laugh again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# *shows penis*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# With the razor blade?
In the bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I'm not perfect and I apologise wholeheartedly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# LOLs @ gronkpan's inability to recognize a defamation of character
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# he's in jail anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I hope everyone here knows that PedroHin is Benny Hinn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# His real name is Monty and he lives with his sister.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# How do I hack your computer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I'll send you the info.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# she's been sick and I only live here because she needs someone to take care of her
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Sex and care are two different things, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# She needs someone to take sex of her
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Translation:
she's been sick and I only live here because she needs someone to 'take care' of her
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# When did you become a Mod?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# When you see my Fall Fashions joke on the fp
you'll know it's happened.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# You better sit down....
....it's not that good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# It's gaining in popularity atomic,
that's the type of joke it is.
I should probably post it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'm rather more interested in the spring collection
it has bounce
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Pedro we are all the voices of people that care about you
This is the only way we can communicate with you in your coma

PLEASE WAKE UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# He fell off his sister and bumped his head
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Oh hey I meant to say something
all the mods are talking on irc about this new upcoming joke called "fall fashions" and yeah it will probably be the next big viral hit if you want to get in on the ground floor my friend
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Too late.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# you big faggot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# YAY!
o/ (be back later...maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# That's a pretty special picture
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Thanks.
The original's not as nice because it's of some bad man from history.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# if there was a "i love this" button i'd press it
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# There's one on my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Direction of groin-grab helpfully indicated
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# "show us on the doll"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# 666 px?
are you satan?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# satin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Stop looking at my px.
I don't want this on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# your reverse pshychology wont work here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Revershe pshychology
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# ygolohcysp esrever
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I'm serious...This better not show up on the Front Page.
YOU HEAR ME, ROB?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# In-jokes are never front-paged
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# B3ta loves you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Hitler is better than nuns
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
#


Daz edit: didn't put the resized image first time.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Leave the Mods alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# thalidomide emo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# 1 reply per pic...k...thx...XD
You have been warned.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Eat flies and croak!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# hey everyone look at me
why don't you ever post anything veiny anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# That wagon is old and tired and broken down in a ditch somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Tempt me not.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# We should have a draw-off sometime soon.

I propose album covers, if anyone's interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# i cant draw :((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Doesn't matter.
It's not about skills, it's about having a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# exactly
[x] NO SKILLS
[x] LAUGHING


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAYE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Your dad shot you in the stomach, that's what's going on Marvyn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Also you married both a woman half your age and a woman twice your age
You were really kind of messed up and we love you for it Marvyn.

I understand what you meant when you sang "I want you, the right way".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Ebm7
*bliss*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# The only thing I can draw well is a line in the sand.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Does this count?


Pea from 2008 - 40-odd business cards and 1 HB pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Hi Marvyn Gaye I love your vocal notes and your high kicks
Thankyou for spending so much of your short life in the spotlight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Marvyn we need to talk about this
don't go back to the spirit world unfulfilled, say hi to some people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# It's the geoff thing all over again :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# This is significanly more hurtful than some fly by night geoff man
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Well I'm up for it!
Maybe later on today or tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Give people a couple of days. I'll stick a message in the calendar...
Wednesdays used to be draw-off days, so lets make it next Wednesday.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24301
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Sounds good!
Let's just hope my presentation will be over in time. Gotta stand up in front of the class and talk about my work. >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# for nerves
imagine them naked

and smeared in hogfat

sexy hogfat

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# For completion's sake
should I imagine myself naked and smeared in hogfat too? Or is that a bit much?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
See a few posts above.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# one of my all time fave freeb/flan GIFs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Ha
Thanks I actually thought it sucked but have changed my view accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Reminds me of gremlins :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Haha! Yeah, I think I see what you mean.


Not seen it in ages, so my memory's a bit hazy on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# So fluff b4 they go all cosby
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# this is another one of my faves too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# OP, Flan, Free.
This thread is now complete.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Seriously bro don't go back to the dead if you can't open up first
that's really weak man
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Good plan, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahaha, that's awesome. lets do it, post at 4pm?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I put it for next Wednesday at lunchtime, but if that's not convenient with everybody
I can change it. Let me know, b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# I'll forget by then
weren't Draw offs announce and then post within the hour?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# I thought we had a week to faff about?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# draw offs were definitely picked and done on the day
it was what made them so exciting panicked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# LETS DO IT.
HAND IN YOUR PAPERS AT 4PM PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# oh balls, you've wasted 15 extra minutes now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# A whole week? No way man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
#
bittersweet.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I'm not only disappointed with your refusal to answer any of my questions
I think it's really poor form to come back from the dead and not even answer anyone.

Fucking hell man
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# how many hours have you been awake/drinking now?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# 14 awake
nothing special really
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Richard Branson brings air travel style pricing to the NHS
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha, funny because it's true
oh wait, not funny, that other thing

:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# GUVVINMINTS IS INNIFFICIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# taking a budget
and providing no service

you can make millions in profit

now that's truly efficient.

I look forward to A4E healthcare services!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# The sad part is that in the UK people don't think "fix the government"
You have a much better system in place to sort those fuckers out than you do if there is an outsourced monopoly/duopoly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# it's not the government that needs fixing, it is the people
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Let's throw some eggs at some chickens
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# throw chicken babies at chickens!
it's the only logical thing I've heard today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# it's a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# People love Branson products, so they would lap this shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Especially his pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Well I'll sign up so long as there are complimentary jars in every ward.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I do love jars that say nice things in the ambient environment
I don't feel any joy for rude jars though, those suck.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha, superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeee!
(thirdvertigo, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# this is not fluffy tiem
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Now THIS is comedy
"wheeeeeeee" lol, top quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# also
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Is it time for fluffy time now?


Let's fluffytime!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I have just the thing for that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Ryan Reynolds, what a smug cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Fluffeh?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# yes! tis fluffy time now!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# That rabbit needs to see a vet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Inevitably...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# and predictably

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# boogerhaired Shen Dynasty warrior
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# does she need help with that?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I may be starting to lose control of fluffy tiem

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Refluffs...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# "man, it was the strangest country and western night that I ever went to"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# *feels warm inside*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# oh, sorry about that
*withdraws*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# yes, you do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# It's always time for fluffy time

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# asswok!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Haahahahahahaha
must remember not to eat while reading b3ta

*cleans pie off monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
You find yourself standing in an arid, featureless wasteland.
The only other living being to be seen is the V-eyed radioactive bird suspended inches from your head.
The heat emitted from it is such that it has melted your brand new coathanger hat.

You are carrying: Scuba suit, melted hat.
You can go: North, South, West, East.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
#
I don't know FUCK.
You are carrying: Scuba suit, melted hat.
You can go: North, South, West, East.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# > cut rope with axe. tie rope to left foot. pull rope.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
#
It seems that you don't know your own strength.
>
>
You are balancing on one leg in the arid wasteland.
You are carrying: Scuba suit, melted hat, severed foot
You can go: North, South, West, East.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# > invent some kind of robot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# > DIIIIIVE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I don't know if I can ever go back discomeats
Geoff's departure weighs heavily on me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I know man
I know.

*stares off into the horizon*

Still, we could always fill a microwave oven with tins of peas, turn it on, and wait for the apocalypse?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I don't own a microwave
mainly for this reason
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I dunno what to say man.
*removes hat*

It's.. too much for one guy to take in all at once.

Wait a minute, I wasn't wearing a hat.

*collapses in pool of head-fluid*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# THIS REALLY ISN'T HELPING DISCOMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I have a boiled egg sandwich, all is well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# It's always time for fluffytime!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# that's a bladdy row of chickens! innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Fluffs!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# professor Chike cannot approve of the use of the small chickens in this manner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# :D:D:D
Everything about this image is right.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# *fluffytimes*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# let's fluff!
oh.. er.. I mean..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# GRITTY REBOOT WOMBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# needs more grit
lots of grit

everywhere grit

like a gritty drama in a rough working class neighbourhood

"what's for dinner?" "GRIT, GRIT, like always"
"it's always fucking grit! I wand findus crispy pancakes!" *findus crispy pancakes put on a cracked plate*
"That's better, I.." *ANGER FACES*
"what the fuck is this, they are full of grit!"

Coming soon to ITV2
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Mmmmmm... that's lunch sorted...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# it's even covered in painted grit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Orinoco voiced by Craig Fairbrass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Fluffs!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# awww
jewel winged emo gently aromatic rat!

\o/

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Lots of lovely fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# everyone loves a lovely fluff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
#


Click for bigger (12 kb)
site
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Sweet Hotdog Bukkake Action
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# filth :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I have Junior Senior playing in my head now, thanks :(
Nice pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Filth indeed!
(I can't stand mustard)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Filth indeed!
(I can't stand ketchup)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# who doesn't love a bit of filth?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# This makes me want to frolic in the summer sun
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# 'frolic' pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hullo B3tans
De-lurking after a couple of years - just doing the rounds and saying hello, how are you guys today?

Bit slapdash. Hope it'll do

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Edit: Updated picture appropriately :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
Oops. Sorry didn't realise posting a picture on /main was a pre-req...
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# It's not, ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# pull up a kitten, shop a kitten, chair a kitten.
something

you can still draw an image of course, and edit the post, but don't delete it

don't ever delete posts! omg... the horror, the untold* horror.

*it gets told anyway

Happy wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# and that other thing
the "irking" of one's "craw"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Careful, you'll upset these guys...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# It's the custom
Anyway, welcome! Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# OTIO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# you were only supposed to blaaw the blaaaddy doors offf!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# gaaaaaaat in thaa baaaaaaack aaaaaaaaav thaaaaaaa vaaaaaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# then get to da choppa!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# you cant outrun me, i'm black
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# OMG RACITS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# whatchu gonna do about it, white boy?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# well, go to the government and get more money for my bank I suppose.
Then have a coke party and complain about benefit scroungers.

It's hard work in the big city

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# prosecutors will be violated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# say goodnight Gracie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Goodnight Gracie! And buy War Bonds!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# better now that I've put my IP in the wall safe
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah but it's on the server logs that you wanted to bomb Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Hello, Apothecaries' weight.
Welcome to b3ta.
And just so you know - it's customary to post a picture on the Mainboard before sticking your hands down our knickers.

Hope this helps. If not, the FAQ can be a valued friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# It's OK - I was quite happy with the picture I'd made - thought it worked rather well, but I don't mind it being pushed down the board by loads of replies to this post.
...and for what it's worth - no apostrophe in B3tans

EDIT - nice recovery. Needs more n00bmaster pennant though.



Welcome, kitten, chair et al.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# OMG IT IS PUSHED OUT INTO INFINITY AND CANNOT NO LONGER BEE SEED BY THE EYES OF HUMANS!
Noooooooooooooooooooo!

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Thought I might as well join in with the general oversensitive vibe for the week...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# OMG! That really hurts, man.


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# That's how I roll...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# did i miss new icon day?
whats the latest icons people? the help page is useless - doesnt tell me whats available - come on rob sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# these I think
b3ta.com/board/10677845
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I am quite attached to my tooth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# front page this now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Too wide, man, too wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I don't like cunting pictureless frontpages, no offense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# the mods are all pedophiles, post skinks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# I don't have a skink, but I would like to have one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# YWIMC
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Getting into it and all

Is your username a reference to Kyuss?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# No offence taken
To insults & pointers various.. I'll edit out the apostrophe in B3tan's thanks to everyone who said hello & I'm doing very well thanks.. Busy morning with the introductions and the frantic kitten 'shopping as of now.. Picture will come in the edit - & yep it is a Kyuss reference :)
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# You may stay, for now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# It's done
Muahahahaha.
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# I like your picture
welcome, n00b
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# yay, picture
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Aha
I was wondering if anyone would notice - thanks for the kind words guys
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# I like this one, I hope he stays.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# eat my pussy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# 'nuther one of these...


600px. Oh yeah - I went there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Nice glowage on his shirt...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# algae
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I'm glad you noticed that - it accounted for the majority of the time I spent on the pic :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# it's always the way
spend ages on the little details that really make the pic and hope someone notices them
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# It's not often I go to that level of detail tbh
Just didn't look right without it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I do like these
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I'm somewhat tempted to do a couple myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I find them very therapeutic on days like today when I'm stuck in the middle of a tedious writing job..
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# ithankee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# his schwarz is gigantic!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# *goes to ludicrous speed*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# I like these
Nice 'shopping
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Ta
Dig the funky future-overlord-fruitbowl look, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Hehe, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# BEWARE, CITIZEN

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# 426px?
What madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# ALL OF THE MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# [mole did it]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:12, archived)
# MONOSTRIL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# FOUR-EYES


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# DANGER MEME SIGN DETECTED
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Haha
Baggy Modders
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Hey, why not stop doing this now? I have not a grudge against him, this bullying is very bad feeling.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# This is why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dl9KTYAVk
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Because I don't fun.
*Go away real*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# But where's me jumper Moggy?
WHERE'S ME JUMPER?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I never hurt to inncent people.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# You've gotta be cruel to be kind
doo-da-da-doop-doop
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Do I need to cruel to him?
No reason.
So I do not participate in this meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# And it's always you, and meme,
always, and forever
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# this bullying is very bad feeling
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Woah, what a feeling
when we're bullying on the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# MAN, YOU SOUND LIKE A KARATE MOVIE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I'm not bullying him
I'm being rude to everyone else

This is my post modern expressionism.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# future expressionism?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# it's meta neominimalism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Rockwell was right!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Was he?
Well, bally good for him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Sooo
what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)
# everyone is angry at everyone else and brew is brewing.
also, some folk are having a bad day and have had snap snap time.

sometimes you just gotta snap snap, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# A fine summary
I belive that tells me everything I need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# in further summariummy
it all started when happytoats pointed out his image was bigger than 400px wide

and clay retorted

and it all went downhill from there

as ever, nothing has been achieved, and more love is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I've read a bit of it now
all very *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# also, I have to add
EXPLODING FUCK DEATH LOL PISS

HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I'm not angry.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH THINGS DISCOMEATS?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Because of my bile
my inner hateful bile

it boils

wells up in my gut

and I spit it out like a fountain of gutpiss

burning holes in nearby woodwork
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# haha, "gutpiss"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# clay's gone.
In quite spectacular style.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Arf!
Though it could do with being 4px wider :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# That i feel would be a slight petchulant
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
# OMG PETULANT IS SPELLDJDLDJFAFJOWEFJOPdasopfjdsacadlknfsdlkfnewlkfwe
*assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Down In The Tube Station At Modnight.
B3ta Surrender.
Just Who Is The 404 Hero?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# b3tan Rifles
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# ^ win
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# oooo
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
#
o/°\o/°\o
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Damned hosepipe ban.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# This is very erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# SAD HOSE IS SAD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# SAD HOSE IS WET AND LONELY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha, *wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Toasty, you still there?
About the auction - I'm confused. The prices shown as bids - are they the minimum bids needed to be made or are they the current highest bid? I'm just a bit confused and I don't want to send a bid if it's not enough, since you've probably got enough on your plate without needing to send back "sorry, you need to bid more" Gazs.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# If your name's not down, you're not coming in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# hi, I'm Billy Down, I'd like to come in please.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Nice trainers, Bill.
In you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# I Love Hoses
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# best of all flexible piping!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Josés
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I got hose...
in different area codes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# News Quiz pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Aw poor little fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Culture this place the shit up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Alf Garnett?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Seriously, I had to filename to realise it wasn't hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# it's ok, I only knew that's what Kipling looked like
because I'd image searched and spent the last 10 minutes shopping him.

It's his own fault for not appearing in his cake commercials
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# could only have made that film better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# I vaguely remember one good bit
when they got up off the mortuary slabs and were quipping about how many times each of them had been shot

that was about it, the rest was terrible
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# This has amused me muchly
Unlike Highlander II which was incoherent retconed poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# CORNFLOUR II
The Thickening
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# och
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# *swings*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# [MOD EDIT
That is not what the board is for, Manley]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# yes it is
but enough chit chat, I'm off out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Mr. Kipling takes exceedingly good heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Ooof!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Kipling meets Tesla....?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Oh pissing hell!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# ahem
something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
#


[MOD EDIT: keep it nice, mediocre]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# You're hired.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# He's come a long way from gurning his way down that slide...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Hurrah! Glad it wasn't just me. :-)
I have to say all these targetty things are giving me a hankering for some Mod Revival stuff... wonder if the Merton Parkas' album is on Spotify?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)
# [Mod Edit]
In honour of the last 48 hours' surreality...



Seams an obvious bindun (lots), but somehow apt at present.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# It's been an odd couple of days indeed.
Although I missed out on the geoffreymurdoch stuff. School holidays in effect or just general trolling account?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)
# either or
just lots of rape, scat and racism comments/links
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
# damn those rapey shit eating white bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:43, archived)
# I don't have a link for any of this
and I'm off for bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)
# :(

Glad I missed that one then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# just attention seeking I think
probably a second account trying to push things a little far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# All I saw was gronkpan yelling GEOFF a lot
Didn't see what led up to it
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# There was no scat
Mostly racism but more of the blissfully ignorant variety rather than the call to arms type.

I miss Geoff.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# someone had some odd blogs to post that I didn't click on because they were crazy
I was hoping for a new friend but I think I might have come on too strong.

Hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I can't really begin to understand what happened yesterday, but the outcome has made me sad.
Clay was one of my favourite users, with a consistently high standard of output and I'd have been proud to produce pictures anywhere near his quality.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
# ^this^
I'm most annoyed by it starting from something misunderstood and so utterly pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# That bit is still a bit baffling, isn't it?

I read it over and over again and I really don't understand what all the fuss was about at the start.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# This apart from the favourite users bit ^ [mod edit] and yet Wobbly Bloke lives
pfft just having a little joke with you, you cheeky birthday-obsessed scoundrel
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# The outcome has made me sad
because when I finally decide to flounce off of b3ta I'm going to have to think of something even more ridiculous now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)
# I'm planning to bring down the system, yeh
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Yes
But he was really going out of his way to misinterpret/misunderstand anything we said to him afterwards though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# I'll admit I lost patience when he started bringing up stuff about me and Jollyjack as if it was in any way relevant
or any of his fucking business
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# For what it's worth, I think you and JJ make a lovely couple
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# I'm still hoping to meet him and buy him a pint at some point
if he's still pissed off at me, that's okay as I bet he's [MOD EDIT] don't make things worse for yourself, emvee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I am liking this mod edited /board
it's like the watermeloning swear filter all over again, but with people doing it to themselves

*happy baby orangutans*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# *molests*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I think his tinfoil hat may have developed microholes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
# He'll probably lurk for a while and return with an all-new username.
Artists like to express themselves, and this is a good place to do it.
Except when [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Teh Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# And so henceforth, today shall be known as 'Stripy Wednesday'
Happy Hurt Your Mother Day; Lisa Stansfield, Joss Stone and Stephanie Pratt.



* And sorry about the confusion last night views.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Yeah, thanks a lot
I got home after a very long day on location in a spooky warehouse strewn with bird shit, saw your post, thought it was the morning and went straight back out to work again!!
Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:23, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha, I did say sorry
Have this by way of apology..


Happy Birthday Jeremy Twathead!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:38, archived)
# [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)
# [dom tide]
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
#
[وزارة الدفاع عدل]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)
# [dod mite]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# How do you keep your lawn so green and plush? It's beautiful...
*calls water company*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)
# no hose pipe ban upt north
Take that for a kick in the nut southerners
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# You lucky sod.
It hasn't rained in Norwich for about 16 years. All we get is boring bloody sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
# it was sunny here yesterday
and then it snowed last night :D best of both worlds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Sunbathing in the day, skiing at night
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# what's a hosepipe ban?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
#
ban

You see, it was a joke about Scottish people probably not knowing what a hosepipe is because, well, it rains a lot in Scotland and they probably don't need them.

Cheer up grumpy breeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I live in cambridgeshire, there's no hosepipe ban, so I can just run around with my tongue out all day like a 70's porn star
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# *hosepipes like a 70s porn star*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)
# oh my
the day is complete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# \o/
this post reminded me that I have a chilled can of Tango in my bag

I will now drink it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# what's your flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# orange
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
# spray it all over your writhing body
letting it dribble down in to your pubes first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)
# way ahead of you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Sticky Pubes
Their 2nd Album was a belter
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Gator's bitches better be usin' jimmies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Morning Wobbles!
Last night's confusion was most confusing.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)
# 'nings all
looking forward to Massive Flounce part 3: The Flouncing?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Last night was part 2 of Clay's flounce, there's probably more to come
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# If he is communicating through his dolls, we may be here some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)

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