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(sapo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:23, archived)
# oops, sorry for posting over you!
nice labraduck!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:27, archived)
# Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Barfly needs a sandwich.
(SpiteClassic, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 3:40, archived)
# 100% PURE CANNED FISHJIZZ


yes it is edible: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milt
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:36, archived)
# mmm tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:38, archived)
# A tad salty for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:47, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I bet that tastes milty.

I'm about to go to bed clean & sober with a continuing insomnia problem and there's one thing I'm sure will stick in my mind as I lay twitching in a darkened room :
"In Sicilian cuisine, the milt of tuna is called "Lattume" and is used as a typical pasta topping."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha
i'm almost tempted to try it. there's a japanese restaurant round that corner and i reckon they're the type of place that'll have it off-menu
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:12, archived)
# on second thoughts, maybe not:
goo.gl/paH0R
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:13, archived)
# I'm unsure what you're trying to do to me but you've probably succeeded.
It's like balut all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:19, archived)
# sweet milty dreams
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:24, archived)
#
Display of this very special cause taste and creates a feeling of hunger.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:22, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:08, archived)
# If you've ever eaten 'soft roe' at a japanese place then you've eaten much the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:12, archived)
# Fish and chip shops in the East End used to sell battered roe when I was a kid.
Two kinds actually, soft roe and hard roe. I doubt they do that any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 6:04, archived)
# *retches lightly*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 Apr 2012, 6:08, archived)
# Geniuseseses
(SlantedScience, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)
# microhead!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:29, archived)
# hair tumor
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Heh heh!
(SlantedScience, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:42, archived)
# His brain was different from what ours are.
He really packed it in tight.
(SlantedScience, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:43, archived)
# dense matter
brain singularity
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:45, archived)
# Nah
He was a very talented songwriter and snake-hipped performer with a gifted vocal delivery, the word "genius" is bandied about far too often these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Bizarre mystery object spotted,,,
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# i didn't know you were Australian
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:36, archived)
# I studied Aeronautics at Looga-Barooga.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a repost so i will place mine here!
(Fly Projector, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Ha, I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:28, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)
# That took a while.
Though was actually easier to spot than a real one.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
# F'tagn!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] the real abbey road before they 60s shopped it!
(cheebatv, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# This deserves a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:11, archived)
# Cheers
Bud
(cheebatv, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Surely it should be
either the first or last one, unless they've bitten him already...
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 6:09, archived)
# look up
paul is dead on Wiki
(ceebs, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# bloody footprints
nice touch :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Mutant monkey butts of the Serengeti
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# eww fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Your space hopper is leaking
Right, I'm going to bed, to dream of hoaxes and poaxes. Goodnight!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Are those apples?

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally.. Proof from Loch Ness!!
.
.
.
Took me ages to spot it though!!!



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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Excellent! You can never go wrong with Herman!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# I loved the munsters repeats as a kid..
until they made the Shite "Munsters Today" (late 80's i think).. another case of bad remakes!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I think they're making new ones again! Re-remakes.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# re-remake, not fade away
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Is this a Rolling Stones reference?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# re-remake!
When the crows say Bo Selecta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:32, archived)
# I don't see it
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# erm..
its....



bugger i've lost it again!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# is it 2004?
you can't be roaming free over these here lands.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# oh ok
I'll get me coat. See you in another eight years.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:06, archived)
# I'm intrigued.
Why and how did you piss in a mosque?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:46, archived)
# In the toilet
not as impressive as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:48, archived)
# I've never pissed in any kind of religious structure but I once did a poo on a picnic table.
That didn't impress anybody either.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:16, archived)
# If you can't see it, it can't see you
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Beast of Bodmin Moor spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Tha wee bassa o' Bodmin can ohny be quieted by a Goat piper
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# 'S not spotted
'S plain black
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# :)
and now I must get some sleep. Night all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Be careful when it deploys its eye lasers
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# But what would hurt more? Eye lasers or tit lasers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# haha
the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)
# What happens when I draw a Womble, and change it according to /board's suggestions. :D
Womble Waste Troll
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Is he trying to say "Pi approximates pi"?
Foolish Orinoco. Pi is equivalent to pi. No wonder Great Uncle Bulgaria always tells you what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Not so far fetched as you might imagine..
I had lunch today with London Zoo's head vet, and leopard's entered the conservation. We had a pair of Amur's about 2002, long before I got there, but Andrew said they were the most scary animals he has ever had to work with. Insanely agile, unpredictable, and devious.

Edit: This might also be relevant to kittens



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! Jyent fatkatz iz hoaxez!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# That is a fine looking cat!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)
# His name is Pedro Mofahin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Named after his parents?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:57, archived)
# The two guys he ate.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:49, archived)
# OOoh you fucking liar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:54, archived)
# aha! why are you god?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Stewards Enquiry!
Fucksocks, 1st time i do a compo entry for ages and i miss it!!!!!

(you can still have it anyway!)



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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I wish there really were hide-and-seek championships
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - A NEW HOAX

We've all seen Shark vs Helicopter (with bridge) and know it isn't real, so it's about time there were some new hoax photos on the web.
Fire up Photoshop and create some new images to fool, fox and deceive the world.

Challenge suggested by Prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not going to pea in a new thread
but I did find a pic of Kate Middleton topless

img151.imageshack.us/img151/7913/katemiddletontoplesssho.jpg

Linked as it has nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I have nipples
I should be linked
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I can't possibly say without seeing them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I second this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# oh my!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Would.
Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Well...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha top shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I fank u, one of my personal faves,
it is a pea roast but not one of my better knowns so fuggit.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# It's incredibly well done - you can't tell where Obama ends and hairy naked man begins
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# erm, that's actually a bearskin rug
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)
# gravity
ace shop though
(Pob mk2, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# It helped that it wasn't colour
original hairy naked man was Burt Reynolds BTW...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Christ almighty
why so smug?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# YOU! YOU! WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# what
*innocent face*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# he's hung like a draught excluder
if anyone shops Cameron like this I will be sick, though.
(rogerzilla, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# This WILL eventually get emailed to me
by my Redneck US relatives. Nothing surer.

*Edit* Top Shop, BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# i'm disappointed that it's not the shark one
(i voted for the hoax one because it's awesome)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Excellent :D I'll have something by tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# aha! why are you happytoast?
charade you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# XD DX
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Beer and waiting for pizza made me do this.
Maybe getting all this stuff out of our heads is probably a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# What time train to Hull are you catching? I might join you...
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Topical!
(User #86772, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:10, archived)
#

Feck! He looks like Father Jack.
(timpaul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# All hail Bellamy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNJw3CGIqYE

Edit: And welcome to b3ta. There are no chairs, we don't shop many kittens these days, and people are flouncing like crazy, but it's still b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# SALAMI
The Musical
On Ice

in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Salvation Ami
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Fresh!...To Bel Ami...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Cor Belami, guv'nor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Bel Salami Origami
Right, I'm off to watch Britain's Got Talent. See yous later.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Belsalamic Vinegar.
And I've got an essay to write for uni. Ho-hum. Have a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# pffft!
great 1st post

you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Welcome new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Very good :D welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Hello.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
Up the wrong'un =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# They sing like angels.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Last guy in the line....
had the rancid cod. Arf
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Bahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# I love your icon's little hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:36, archived)
# Van Gogh from his Pink Floyd days


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# really nicely done
and JMW Turner:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# it took me far too long to see that then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# :D kitten/skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Three clicks in one thread!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# don't ignore meeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Snarf
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# haha
mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# YESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Someones telling porkies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Like this lots.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# ooh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Wigs on the ping
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# am it art tiem?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Ahhhh jumpy guy
his bandwagon died out so soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# It's nice to see him back
We did once have a gallery until the hosting company pulled the plug on it because I hadn't logged on for a month or two or whatever their stupid condition was. I've still got loads of pictures on my hard drive though. I think only two of them were mine though :( I was too busy saving everyone else's and writing insulting things about them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# as a Dali and internet fan I like this
though i feel the crutch should be propping up his leg

ed: ignore me though as im half pissed n needin doobage
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Arty tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha

vincent van halen
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Haha, inspired.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# I like this, therefore I clicked 'I like this' to affirm that I indeed, like this.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# That's really rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
# This is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# CWJC - Crudely Wobbled Jelly Cock
***Linked in case of NSFW***

And with that it was time for bed - goodnight y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# aw bless
his mind's clearly wandering
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Love it.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Pubes?
No Pubes? This is a farce.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Pubes, in jelly?
Are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Black Stringy Liquorice
I rest my case.


/smugfaceblog
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Angel hair?
3 per ball, please
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Nothing crude about that wobble
Goodnight
Edit: Don't link it! Let it fly proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I want to avoid any confrontation - but it's wobbles freely still
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# BOING
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Wibble wobble, wibble wobble
cocky on the plate
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# a jellied eel :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# It's eel bat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwww he's luvverly.
Also it seems rather well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# I went to Blockbusters and found this in the 99p bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# That guy must be rolling in it
every time I turn the tv on he's there in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# You paid 99p too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# you woz robbed
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I saw him today on the TV in a doctor's waiting room
He seems to be Andy Parsons's twin.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# is that this no-necked bloke?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-MPOUBNMA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# He is the bloke who's always on Mock the Week
who SPEAKS... just a few WORDS... at a TIME... to DISGUISE the FACT... that he's only GOT.... ONE joke... and it's a SHIT one... at THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# He's the one reason I don't watch Mock the Week any more.
There's only so much of the stupid, loud, crowd pandering halfwit I can take.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# but his "funny" walk to the mic always gets a laugh
(from the audience I mean, not me)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I agree. An utterly unfunny twunt
Guaranteed to make me switch channel
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Who is he?
They must have totally changed the lineup of Mock the Week, I don't remember him from it but then I've barely seen it for years.


Edit: Ignore me, I misunderstood. I don't mind Andy Hamilton, actually. Maybe I've just got no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# He's the bald one with very little neck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Haha
See my edit. He certainly talks slowly, and has very little neck.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Andy Hamilton is a wee guy with a beard and hair
he is sometimes amusing(he does not appear on Mock the Week)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I have been made aware of this
and am suitably abashed. I like Andy Hamilton. He has no neck, but I won't hold that against him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# This is Andy Parsons though
Andy Hamilton is similarly bald and neckless, but he IS funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# FUCK
I'M GETTING MY ANDIES MIXED UP

I think Andy Parsons can sometimes be funny. Then again I think that while it is sometimes extremely good, Mock the Week can sometimes be deeply unfunny, so maybe it's just in comparison.

Andy Hamilton is far funnier than Andy Parsons. This I think we are in total agreement on.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Andy Hamilton is brilliant, especially on QI. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# i meant the guy in the pic
not the 'comedian'
i'm not huge tv-watcher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Ah right, I'm not sure of his name
He does some kind of consumer rights, don't-get-fucked-over kind of programme
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# ah
for a moment i thought you were on about andy hamilton, who is rarely less than entertaining. probably why he's never on MTW

de-ris pic
tinyurl.com/nothorsesipromise
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Demand your money back.
You have rights as a consumer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Mandlebrotdvdbaldguyactiontiem
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Mandelbrot is a lovely word and I'm beholden to you for using it
I don't think this is one though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Mathematics was never my strongest point...
Neither was using words in the correct way =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Sometimes correct use of words isn't important
when it's words like Mandelbrot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I do love the irony of Dom Littlewood
Originally a second-hand car salesman. Now warning people about the dangers of being conned.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# dom dom dommmm...
*turns head dramatically*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so smug
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Hello, Mrs. Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# psst.
www.b3ta.com/board/10741066
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# le double arf
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Stop looking at the sciatic notch!
You're spoiling it :p
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Just as I finished knocking one out!

De-Ris

PS: I have just been looking through todays post and I have no fucking idea what is going on - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# He's unhappy because all his orange juice is gone
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
his orange juice is gone he's a complete twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Now this is the schoolboy error that many serial killers make
if you use the wrong kind of acid, this is the evidence that the police can easily find.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# My roses need feeding.
I'll just pop her him through the chipper and mulch the garden. I also plan to eat the croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# My Rose has left me. Im in a mood
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRe0Jses5hw
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# had sick
did death
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I want that on my headstone
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# + with delicious results
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha brilliant! tell me, is the croissant shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Yep. Pastry is fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# excellent work on the shadow :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Why, thank you!
Though I must say that drawing shadows is easier than trying to re-articulate a plastic skelly in a slippery bath. The bones slide everywhere and then your co-habiters come in and ask what the fuck you're up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# haha i can imagine
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
#
re-articulate have sexie time with
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# He never even got to eat his croissant
This is tragic (but also woosome!)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# :)
Are you being holy for Easter?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# No, it's just a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# That was one peculiar episode
of Time Team
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Bathtime Team
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# "Oi've found a lovely loofah, Tony, jes look at thart"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# says Phil
...whilst excavating Tony's trench
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Memento Mori--a Latin phrase meaning 'remember you will die'...
...slightly altered here to remind us of something REALLY important. Click for larger.

(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# EELS!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# "You enjoy that boy? Cockney urine all over your face"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Eels?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# *votes for glop*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# You know it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# That thing needs to learn to swallow.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# is he for or against GLOP?
I can't tell from his expression, he just looks apprehensive. Is he apprehensive about GLOP?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Most definately
PRO GLOP. So should you all be.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# What is that on his eye?
Looks like some sort of targeting system, to ensure that he doesn't miss if he throws that eel at you.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# a giant polo, sellotaped
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# "Sellotaped"?
*Sigh.* Some days I just feel so... I don't know... American.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# i say sellotaped, too
which annoys me because when people say 'hoovering' and 'tannoy', it irks my craw
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# when people say irks my craw it busts my hump
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# busting humps gives me the heebie-jeebies
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# the heebie jeebies gives me the willies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Don't things STICK in one's craw?
I find that things get on my skin, and under my last nerve. Also, under certain circumstances, they chap my keyster.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# It really gets under my goat.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# haha
looks like manley
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# fab!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# supreme goodness
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Thanks for the reminder...
"Goin' over to Susan's house/I can't be alone tonight..."
Amazing pic btw, you're a talented one, you are :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Why thank you!
As for the Susan's house thing--Thank goodness for Google... you can look up almost any obscure reference and pretend that you got it.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# It's a top song, well worth a listen
particularly for the bit 'That must be her sister... that *must* be her sister... right?'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Mark Everett ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# we've got our very own mark everett here, as well
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Moray momentos too good to hurry mementos.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Morays aren't really supposed to go where people are...
...and attack them, you know. If they were to do that, they would be making a, well, a sort of a Moray foray.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Haha, has a poll to confirm!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
... that's Al Murray?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Well played...
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Your stuff is wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Oh, lovely arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# It's time to get eel
got the eel communication
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Jet Set Willy? In Megabloks?


Yeah, I did.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# hehe, you said willy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# we must perform a quirkafleeg :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I'm almost sure there was a bit in the game
where Willy had to jump over a big statue of himself... THIS IS THAT STATUE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# That's the bunny!
Also, at first glance I thought TMBs original pic was standing on a wooden floor rather than a table... which would have made it twice as big.
I am a silly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Why did you?
and is that wet wipes behind? Behind your new wipe-clean willy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Best. Game. Ever.
Hurray.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# moar of this sort of thing..
can just see this in the b3ta wax museum :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Made a plumber as well...


And some Space Invader chaps...
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)

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