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[challenge entry] everyone knows the "massive monocled cowboy cat makes Quo tour constantly" conspiricay don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# \o/
'wants kitteh'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# \o/ and I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)
# That cat SOOOO looks like Patrick Moore
Or does anything with a monocle look like Patrick Moore?
(kilt101, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# haha it does doesn't it? well spottted!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# The real conspiracy is...
That's not Ross Kemp, it's Sigourney (sigh) Weaver in alien 3, shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Think you need a new pair of wanking goggles.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Think you're right, the resemblance is marginal
But do I go for better focus, to dispel the delusion, or worse focus to make it last? These are the issues a committed onanist tussles with all the time (well, that part of the time whrn he's not tussling with something else)
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# after a couple of bottles that boundary looks distinctly blurred
not my cuppa tho :)

edit: oops didn't see you^
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] there here


Click for bigger (11 kb)
(grotpig, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Seams....
Why would it be a spankingly good idea to gif this, with the head spinning round shooting lasers from the eyes, the hand wanking off a big cdc then when the money shot comes, the scene from alien where the snakealienthing (tm) pops out of its chest?

.... refills glass of vino.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Yay!
'doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Nah, you can see Matthew Corbett.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Footage from Martian surface, taken by Viking spacecraft
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
# More like the FUCKing spacecraft, am I right fellas?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# *hi-fives, dr. todd style*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I fucking AM Mars!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# ha!
also, is mr. meats still around? he did a silly starbucks thing which made me giggle like an idiot, and so felt compelled to animate it. and doing so nearly melted my pc (somehow a 5MB gimp file became 2.8GB...)
anyway, here it is: glmbrbblmlglmbbbrlbml

sorry about the size (9kb over, 37px too short)

gotta run, beer time!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)
# mlmlbmlbmlblmbmlrmrlblrblmrbmlbrbmblrbmblrmb!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# discomeats appreciation thread
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# it gives me a buzz
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# No reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# big pants
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# doing a big job
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Holey undercrackers
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# They are study Dixon Panze
he really ought to have his own brand on Panze
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# He wouldn't want them to fail
Then he'd shout "Y, hath thou forsaken me?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
#


Click for bigger (144 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# trust...in...my...
self rightuous suicide ... ?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# It's always Lando time

Click for big (585k)"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Haha
EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Womp rat. Bantha.
edit: \o/-sw!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Bantha was a typo, wouldn't have known Womp not Wamp
you big geek
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# WAMPA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# What a lovely idea
I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# that`s ace, clay
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# that's quite the conspiracy theory!
I mean, I thought we were like minded, but second/third/fourth accounts is pushing it.
also, width is all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
# genius!
where did you get all the Lando pics?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I have hundreds, doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Land o' Lando
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Haha! Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# *buys shares*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)
# ha ha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Excellent
hahahahaah top work there :D
(Speshal, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
should sell well to 'merkins
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I WANT TO DRAIN YOU

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# FUCK OFF.
/Picture of woman with broken back, sniffing armpit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10742692
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# yeah baby :D

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
"look at that dick dancing over there"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)
# he's a cock n'roller :)
kinda asking for it LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Needs more furriness
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# PHWOAR

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# : D nipples
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# It's nice to see John and Yoko back together again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# mmm blackcurrant flavour
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Now with 50% more clot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Nirvana Parody

that reason↓

(He is "Mine". Maria's room mate.)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Your male nuns confuse me
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# He is Priest. His name is Mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Your what? We just want to know his name.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# "Mine" is name. My name is Moggy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
#
r male nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Never heard of Nilvana before.
Are they alright?

EDIT: Oh wait, nevermind.

THANK YOU! *takes lap around the room, getting as many high fives as possible*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# The thread. :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10740761
I was wrong spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# or
b3ta.com/board/10743140
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# You utter plum
*covertly offers hand for high-five*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# It is now my duty to completely drain you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# translation exploded: it's eel bat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Accurate representation of the Simpsons after about season 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I can't even watch it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I think it's rose-tinted specs that bring me back to watch the older ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I like "Adventure Time" now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I've seen that referenced hundreds of times... I might give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# I don't know what's going on anymore
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# beats me too *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# aqua nun
could be a weekly tv series
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# *pretends to understand
*gives up
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Nope, this entire thread has me baffled.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Fishing for Mine
and when they catch him... sushi ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# :D
He want to get cookie sandwich icecream :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# I remember a cookie sandwich ice cream
haven't seen it in years.

I was the only person tha bought it, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Simple but delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# scooby dooby doo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Is it Pun O'Clock yet?

I bet DTH had done one of these already.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# You're thinking of Mort the Ostrich
www.morttheostrich.com/wes_g-l.htm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# now, how come when I tried to find that
i got a page not found?

(might be because I followed a link from Snipes' page on the Finnish version of wikipedia!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# An unusual way of googling, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I should know better than to try to operate my computer with dangleberries
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# hoho!
I'm sure it was in the Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# *passes mop*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# *mopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Fulla TOAPy goodness
but eminently click-worthy punnage all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# late arrival with deformed feet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# We've got one of those auto-unlock door clicker things at work


and I got bored. Now it's The Force which unlocks the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# You should stick Jeremy eyes on it as well...

You could use these: b3ta.com/board/10725343
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# nice hipster tint
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# We've got one of those website-blocking corporate firewalls at work
I'm lucky to be here at all, so I'm not going to ask for Instagram URLs to be unblocked - they might notice my back door to B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# The fuck is "Instagram"?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# a billion dollars of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Wow.
That's a GOOD wank. Usually it's 50p a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# 50p?
You can get a teeth-out gam for that round my way AND have change for a finger up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Ah, I see you've met my ex
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# a land where everything is sepia tinted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I only found this out yesterday
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17667891
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# what's this work thing people speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# You go to another location where people suck the Life out of you while you are treated like a slave.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I did a similar thing once

I put a sticker on the effluent tank of the film processor at the print lab where I used to work. Pretty cool story eh?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# cool story bro
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# You forgot something...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Oh yeah,
that trendy 'Boots fucked up my film' look
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Yesterday's suggested pic
(Got carried away with it)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Judging by the background there's been
an explosion at the CDC factory.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# would
let her hold my sword any day
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I don't see Tits McGavin and her sidekick Bruce McDick investigating alien abductions and their connection to the theft of lip of cow here
But it's nordic enough for me
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Like a Norse Goddess...
...or should that be "Norks Goddess"?

Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# The sword
looks like a starship from EVE Online :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Nicely :D
The helmet design reminds me of the Probotector from the European version of Contra.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Yay Helga :D

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# That's really cool
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Fuck yes. This is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The Apollo program was named after Apollo, last of the giant space dogs.

Apollo 17 was the last moon walkies mission
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Pugs in Space !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# "Moon walkies" pft.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I should've stuck tits on it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# much better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Teamwork.
There's no "I" in team, but there is some very mixed up meat.
*highfives*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Gentlemen, if I may?
if I may?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it,
here we go yeah, rocket all over the world !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# lol
You're in the army now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Have they tried hitting it with a hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# They got some 'splainin' to do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# just found out who knackered the Korean missile.



that'll help him in the ratings :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hieroglyphics
(bluehamster, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# :)
Nyanfertiti?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# D:
GNAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Flying - THAT'S why the Egyptians worshipped them.
Oh, and as if it needed any more proof that internet memes take over your life - at 1 o'clock to Nyancat's head...

A club with pins in, or something else as featured in this week's newsletter? Let's just say I had to think a bit to come up with the "club" description. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I don't know what the cat thing is
but I spent ages looking for UFOs, twin towers, sharks/bridges etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Aging rockstars, crudely craved phalluses
(User #86772, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Nyaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Newsletter done! Home time everyone.
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue524/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# 1ST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Porkfondler
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# That william hill link is in Japanese!
Prace your bets!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# You should compo that hoax link.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# woo!
subjlol inspired by patrick moore's wiki page.

I never knew he was such a moaning, bigoted old cunt.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Thank goodness for this
Work was doing my head in
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# what? no more free clothes compos? :(
Cheers rob
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
la la la
la la bah
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# RIP HEATHER TROTT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *googles Heather Trott*
aha. I have never knowingly seen her before in my life. Blimey. I'd assume I'd sort of know characters in East Enders without actually watching it, but her rise and now death had completely passed me by. (Until now)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I cannot believe Ben killed her and is going to let Billy take the fall for it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# DUFF! DUFF!
Duff Duff-duff
DuffDuffDuffDuff
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# in hevin wid d angles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I only know her from "The Milk"
I bet she pisses gravy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# This newsletter will make you post-gay
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# BORIS JOHNSON'S BIG GAY BUS OF FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# It's the G.A.Y. bird stop!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# SIR PATRICK MOORE MEMORIAL ISSUE: SHOW US URANUS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# SOME PEOPLE ARE LYING ON THE GROUND HOLDING THEIR ERECT PENISES SKYWARDS. GET OVER IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# it's like an erotic hurdles event!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# The newsletter that arrived on the other bus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Gay buses spread HGV virus claim Christians
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# *applauds and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# PCV virus :P
/busdriver
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# B3ta newsletter:
now with hot dog stuffed crust.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# CHURCH OF ENGLAND IN "BENDER BUS" GAFFE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Thingummy Memorial Edition
(oops - 'Reply', not 'New Massage').
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to swim and have a wee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I dialed 999 because I heard a bang
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Was the dirt gone?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I don't know, I'v just been googling about the death of Patrick Moore....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# b3ta's only holding off on the gag pictures
as a mark of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# As are the news sites, they seem to respect him so much they're not relesing the news of it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# First Rdli Hakkis, now this :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Jimmy Nail Advertising Kodak Fillum
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# READ THIS
it will make your willy hard
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Wow, how do you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I am in your pants
touching your barse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# more fun than climbing the Shard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# GAPE AT MY GULLET
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# North Korean Developments - pfft - it's hardly rocket science - Special Issue!!!
(what day is it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (269 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# nice reflections
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# This really has it all.
I have no further reason to live.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# You promise?
/obvious response is obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Easy there fella.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha just noticed the flying saucer
photo taken by Lord Lucan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha yeah, or Tupac.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# yeeeehaaaww :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] scarily true


Click for life size (113 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# *explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha "comedy"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Welcome to m3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# That's a green light
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Ahh haa!
Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Just seen on the news that Patrick Moore has died
*rushes to b3ta to await pics*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
#
This says it all ...
sirpatrickmoore.com/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# in ar harts :(
wiv da stars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
#
WE CAN REBUILD HIM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# in da hevvens wiv da stars
(crushing children)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Oh you absolute fucker.
May all your clicks be horses, at least for the rest of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# If enough people type "Patrick Moore dead" into Google, and then later the same day it happens
is this indisputable proof of the butterfly effect?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# effect achieved
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# What, that you now have a billion-dollar* price on your head?
*don't worry too much - it's mostly to be paid in Facebook shares.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# ^this
theres nothing funny or amusing about saying people are dead, when they are not.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# *eyes 'Challenge Entry' suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# *eyes 'Well I didn't fall for such a thing' post suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# ^ this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# You git!
I had my money on this Christmas. And I shall mourn that day greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Indeed.
Ill just stick this pearoast here then, as this picture has never caught on (even though it's REAL!)

Unbeknownst to the scientists aboard, they had brought an additional "passenger" from that forgotten island.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# look at the tits on that thing!
I bet theyre dangling into the first class cabin, where jollyjack is fondling them lecherously
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Weapons of mop destruction
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Jifhad!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Spongebomb Jihadpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# something about bin liners
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Laden bins.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# video hand
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

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