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[challenge entry] Proper disappointed...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
# you fancied the bird on the right too? does she still post here?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# What? The dwarf in the hat?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I thought that was Jay
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# C3P0 was Jay
R2D2 was Silent Bob
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Makes sense. Kevin Smith totally ripped off Lucas.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# I thought it was the other way round
Smith just took longer to get his idea funded
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# No, threepio was definitely the talkative one...
...oh, sorry. See what you mean.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I think you're right! Damn Hollywood red tape.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# nah the big chick, cant think of the user name
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# The one in the middle looks a bit Wobbly
expect 'vector-style' images first thing in teh morning
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# shopped images only please
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)
# give him time to read the faq man.....
he's only been here 7 years
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Look...
if THAT'S not a shopped bloody image, I don't know what is.
It was all Airfix models when I were a lad etc...
(Wanders off mumbling about Leia's ear-croissants...)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Ahahahha hahaaa hahahaha hhhaahahaa
Ahhahaa hhhaahaha hahahaaaahaa AAhhhaAhhaha!

I see what you did there!!!

Ahahahah ahahahaha hahahahhhhaaa
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha - look - it's Clegg!

he was also disappointing!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# And possibly like the slug-like Jabba, he hasn't got a spine.
/ac
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Which one is jabba in anyway?
I only saw the first two (as in released at the cinema) star wars films and was never too fussed about seeing any more.
Or seeing the first two again, for that matter. I enjoyed them when I was a child, but I'm an adult now...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# He debuted in Return of the Jedi, but a re-hash of A New Hope shoe-horns him in, to explain Han Solo and Boba Fett.
And I'm the same way. I'm only 20 but I think it's a case of rose-tinted specs, because even the original trilogy bores me now.
And I hated the prequels right from the off.

I may be half-pissed, but I still know that the Star Wars films are over-hyped, and they should have been left in the 70s and 80s, not dragged out into tragic spin-offs and whatnot.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Absolutely.
I think it's peer pressure that makes people so interested in it and it's nearly as annoying as the way people agree that soccerball is anything other than just another sport that people play.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Totally.
It's a desire to be part of a group, which is why, as you say, people take football really seriously. It's just a sport, a recreation.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# shopped images only please
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Really?
Since when?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# yesterday
do keep up
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# There should be some centralised place where the rules are kept.
It could be called the Questions Asked Frequently page or something like that.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# at this time of night on a saturday i think we should be allowed to post anything, fuck it, only a forum innit
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I'd mostly agree.
If things aren't moving, and there are lots of 2-reply threads, what's the harm?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Only a fascist would think of such a thing!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Well I'm a vegetarian,
I think that's pretty much the same thing
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Close enough.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Is that Paul P in the background?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Rain rain go away
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I can say the same today.
Woo.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# i was singing hail, hail go away :(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# never FROGive
:D
love that pose
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# forg has humanism
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# it a piers to be pissing it down
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Awe, lovely, I had one of those umbrellas
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Your brain is wonderful
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I think his animations are pretty good too
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# compo it
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Piss istant
rain?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] is it a bank holiday ?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# "HOSEPIPE BAN EXPECTED"
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Use snowpipes instead
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# forget that, i'm sticking with some quality cake :D
mmmm... cake
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Fuck that shit
Clarky Cat all the way
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Not disappointing at all.
That'd be kickass.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# forg in the rain
with a forg gamp
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# frog on the tyne is all mine all mine, frog on the tyne is all mine
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Aw...
i want one.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I've seen those umbrellas in the kids section at Debenhams
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# hmm, it's not easy being dry
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
# perfick weather for kicking back :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# An Inconvenient Tooth
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Aces, man.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Trell the people
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# This tooth takes 4 times more carbon than the usual inconvenient tooth to grow, but don't worry, he'll get someone else to pay using imaginary carbon trading and score himself a profit
or something

(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Al Boar.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Hogs 'n' kisses
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# You can't handle the tooth! :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Made me think of this and looked it up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6bn3JridsI
So thank you for that...it even has the bit in the end about being in the city that I loved
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# hehehe :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Haha oh mymy
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# HA HA HA
click
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Walrus!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Deer trumpet
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# all I hear is beer trumpet, followed by whisky whistle
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# HONK
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Presumably smaller ones of the same species go "toot"
and even littler ones go "peep"?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I would have to class those beasts as being deadly. As are many of the Cervidae.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# The text of Blek comics is very similar
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Blek! Blek! Blek!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# BLEK HIM IN THE FUCK!!!
       HARD!!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# that character in green seems pretty fucking gleefull at his bulk knobbing of the other chap.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Yay! :D
I'd post my Obelix anvil picture, but I feel you're all a bit fed up of the yiffiness by now. XD
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Ahh post it anyway
I can't remember how it goes
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Yes all things Blek related are welcome post away
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I think it was Cap. Howdy that suggested this. I really can't remember.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Pre-blekking stance
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# BLEK!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# B3ta needs more Blek animations
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# It does indeed
In the meantime, I'll pea this
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# \:D/ we're on a roll
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# This is true.
I'll have to see if inspiration strikes me this week... saying that, it's the final week of uni, gotta sort everything out for assessment.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Lots of the original covers here
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Awooga!
The magenta cock police will be after you for that m8!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# HIS ELK!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Mrs Robinson, you are again trying all time to seduce me
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# with her barley water
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# All the taste of water, with Barley any of the calories!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# i had to concentrate hard to get that
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# That's nice deer.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Your condescension is stag-gering
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# You need to moosen up.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# No I doen't
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# this just up's the antler'te
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# What the honk?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# oooo... is it a no idea?! mahna mahna
do doo do do do
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# I was watching a Stephen Hawking program about that animal last night
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Work in progress, and optimised to hell to fit here


The car belongs to a B3tan
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Super super charged beast right there.....
Which b3tan owns this car?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Shazzior
She is delightfully mental, and I mean that in a really good way.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Don't know who they are,.....
I think we're all mental here to tell the truth! just some are more delightfull than others! ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Thank goodness I'm the voice of reason.
You will love Shaz, great artist and long time B3tan.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Where is their profile?
I'v never seen them post, are they a linker, a talker or a lurker..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Ah yes, I have seen their stuff,
They've been away for a while and just come back I see
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Jacket/skirt/boots combo is really stylish and suits you
(sorry, not very interested in cars I'm afraid!)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I used artisic licience
on the waistline :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Windows are nicely set.
Can I be picky and say that nice faux horizon should also be on the body?
Not that the mechanical line isn't keen too. Woo as usual etc.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# There is much work to be done
to make it any good. But I'm finnished on it for now.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Good Lord
I love it so much, you've done wonderfully and look fab as always! Love the boots, rowr...!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Last of the Turbo Interceptors..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# You don't know how close you are :D
She was a Police vehicle in NSW and has the correct fittings to prove it. Her driver purchased her when she was phased out in the early 80's and the X series Falcons came in after which she was mocked up like a Cobra. When the owner was too old to drive her, he GAVE HER to a guy I befriended many years later who owned her for 12 years prior to him selling her to me three years back. I love her more than anything. She was indeed, one of the last V8 Interceptors :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Nicely
Would do the car too:D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Get in da car, woman!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I want that car!!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# I'm happy admiring the curves
my first thoughts were
how much does that cost to fill up ? probably does three miles to the gallon. what would the insurance be ? where do you get spares ?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# She looks after herself, on the whole.
Dunno about the car though.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
# To answer your questions,
In Australia with 98 octane fuel running at $1.58 a litre, if I half fill her tank, we're looking at just over $50. To fill her totally is over $90.

I haven't done mileage on her yet, because she's overdue for a Dynotune, but being a 351cu V8 that generates something in the vicinity of 393hp, it's tragic in traffic, but not too bad on the highway if you keep under 110km/hr.

Insurance isn't that much, but she's on full open rego which costs $980/yr because I drive her to work every friday. I bought her to drive, she's no trailer princess and yes, we get a lot of looks.

Spares aren't a problem, I have a shed full of them and lots of components are still available. Failing that, eBay always comes through with the goods. There's a lot of repro stuff around, but these days, some of it's not the best, so you should shop around.

Also, if you want more images of my little darling, here:
imageshack.us/photo/my-images/52/p1010878i.jpg/
imageshack.us/photo/my-images/714/p1010888m.jpg/
imageshack.us/photo/my-images/121/47261420367423234768798.jpg/
imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/maxinewjacaranda1.jpg/

OK, I'm done. Can you tell I love her? :D
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)
# It looks great =)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)
# SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
SUNDAE!!!! I love you so much for this!!!!!
Mad Maxine's never looked so FANTASTIC!!!!!!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Evening all...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Chin up!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Yeep!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I'v gone off kissing ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# nice
thought it was Zoid for a minute
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# mictoboy's etc etc
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# What, all of them?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# ALL of them
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# What, at once?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# SIDEWAYS
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# UP THE BUM
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# TWICE
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# EVEN ON WEDNESDAYS
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# BAREBACK AND DRY
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# The only way
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# he made a hole in their armpits
he was that erect
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# A fine example to us all
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# 4evaInRharts
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# knobbing hearts too?
does the man know when to stop?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Gooble Gobble
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# phwoar, nice beard
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# And thus we conclude this government sponsored programme: Potato Grooming
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Potatos don't exist!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I don't think much of Spain
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Next year's must-have xmas doll toys?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Y HELLO THAR!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# would
have
did
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# She'll do it for peanuts.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I paid top dollar
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# But how do they smell?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# all mouth that one
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# well hello :D
like this lots, very Hoch
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Had a go at one of these.....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I like the white bit that comes out the side
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# what white bit?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# It's ran off!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
# ^this
why so wide?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Why not I say, why not ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# I saw nothing!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Careful you don't eat too much of it...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# That sounds a little too moist to be Bombay mix ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Stale spice's what?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Pendant polise alert ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# It's *polizei!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# pedante la policía!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# ALL OF THIS
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# what do stale spices and stale nuts make?
and for that matter Stale spices and Stale twiglets
and stale twiglets and stale nuts
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# What do they make?
Erm.....
Is it a load of criticising pedants come out to comment?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# YES we fucking love it.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# It took me fucking hours!
You don't think the font's wrong do you?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I get bugger all comments, so be grateful.
(you could try comic sans)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I'll make it brown next time ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Yes, beige comic sans on a brown background.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Winning combination if I ever heard of one!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# It's Wildyles's new style of Venn diagram
where only the middle overlap has anything in it
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# hahah!
Not a new style, mine was just poorly thought out :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# So you're saying mine is poorly thought out too? ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# *digs hole*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Haha :-)
I'll leave them to you in the future I think.....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Here you are ;-) is this better?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Stale mix should be standard pub snack
And bombay twiglets should definitely exist!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# They are a crime to the taste buds! :-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Isn't there an apostrophe in twiglets?
'runs'
'dinner time'
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha.....
Game over man! ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Should that not be....
Spiced Twiglets, Twiglet Nuts and Spiced Nuts?

Woo anyway though!
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 7:59, archived)
# I approve this message
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Your prize is a bag of Bombay mix ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# :)
iLikespice
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# You'd love fried cornflakes a curry powder then! ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Patience

(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Hahaha
*confesses to cheating by opening it with gimp :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Hehe, you little tinker ;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Haha, I waited and was well satisfied :-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Curses,
I've failed the compo brief again!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Haha,
But how come it doesn't go back to the start at 99 seconds if you refresh? even if you open it in a seperate tab, say if this is on 55 seconds, the new tab will start at the same 55 seconds mark. witchcraft I tell you!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# *tries*
Hmm, how odd. Must be a case of the magic willies from the other night...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Watch your back, cr3 might be after you for this ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha!


This wins a Star Spawn of Dagon b3ta award
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Eldritch!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
Thank you :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Hahah! Which reminds me
That Sesame Street draw-off the other day was excellent :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# 36:D:D
rough guess
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Gotta be an E at least.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I could go an E right now
nom
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# What's left of my nervous system would fry.
{:-(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# DON'T do a Google search for 102ZZZ
*reverse psychology*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# One of them,
yes.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Nice nips :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Thank you :)
It's a bit cold out, that's all...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Phwoar!
the longest 99 seconds I have ever waited in my life
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Well held! I recommend passing the time while you wait
with a sterling new wave track: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8ymBZwgOE
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# hahah
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# haha
I was lolling after 10 seconds!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# ^this
A.K.A. The Internet, circa 1995.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# This is an awkward and time consuming way to masturbate.
Wait 99 seconds.. stroke.. wait 99 seconds.. stroke..

I feel like Sting.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Snooker loopy nuts are we :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
'wants to see happen'
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Haha! I thought he was gonna catch it in his gob.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# back of the net and such like
woo
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Hehe, what a pro :D
Hope that wasn't an illegal push shot!*

*reasonably topical LOLs
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:59, archived)
# on me 'ead, son! top corner etc...woo!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:01, archived)
# good session so far
looking forward to O'Sullivan's return tomorrow
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)
# More of this sort of thing
always welcome
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# yay, Higgins invented that ;-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
# It's a simple game of chance

(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Now that, I would watch
ps. is this compo-able?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# the disappointment being it didn't chew off Edmonds face ?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# or that I'm sadly not head of programming on Channel 4
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# with noeel edmonds
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# on Channeel 4
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# GET OUT
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# An old joke but a good 'un :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# yeah
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Oh FFS
{:-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I now want a big pizza pie
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# \links --->

EDIT: Also... WTF?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I've never had much time for that show
but that was a jolly little tune
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I love the penultimate frame
It's like he's saying "Let's keep quiet about this, yeah?"
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# I was in two minds about adding that one
so I'm glad it's appreciated :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Despite her games being nazi propoganda,
Leni Riefenstahl is still recognised as one of the greatest coders of all time.

(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
#
This is Tres good
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I reich this!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# BEEEEEP
clackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclackerclacker

edit: also, 10 metre hardon
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I had the Jesse Owens edition but it wouldn't load
the Spectrum just said "No handshake"
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# nice!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Das ist wunderbar!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Funny..
I was just testing a newly bought arcade board of Hyper Olympics a few hours ago. Set two world records. The Fuhrer would have jizzed in his pants.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil at work... oh
Been a loong while since I posted, but I felt the need to make this for the image comp.
As you were...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Evil plan
1. Steal Facebook details.
2. Change statii to something rude.
3. ???
4. Profit.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# maybe number 4 should be...
mwaahaha!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# It's the only sensible thing to do with all those login details
woo!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# ^ ThaT
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# ^teh other
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# cheer up vlad, it could be worse, could be on often topics for questions for the weak
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# O M G! anyone would think /talk was shite or something
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha, good stuff
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Needs more Japanese trolls
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# This is ART /talk style.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Talk's been collapsing under the weight of it's own vitriol and bile for years.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# just how most like it
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Yeah, but if you scare off all the new blood it's going to end up being the same dozen of you just throwing shit at each other.
And at least 7 of those will be baldmonkey.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# at least nobody will start whaaaaaaing to the mods that the nasty forum members made them :'(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Talk is shit pichurs ftw
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Monkey bastards!

Original image courtesy of OneForTheRoad.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# no bastard coppers gonna take me alive!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Go see "The Avengers" at your earliest opportunity, man.
Srs bsns.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# wednesday hopefully
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Top banana.
In related news: "Chronicle" was a pleasant way to spend an hour and a half.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Fuck!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Uh-oh
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Haha!
The old switcheroonie.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# ^ Class
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# irl LOL from me
That's brilliant :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# heh heh
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# What FPs were made for :)
Byoodeefull
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# haha, max bear payne
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# yes, totally bullet time
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Let's John Woo this shit!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Mind the piss.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# YEAH
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# We can't stop here!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# lol.....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, LOL
Must have missed seeing this in my travels, but I laughed regardless.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Sounds familiar
YAY no boss!

Just lots of bosses now called clients..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# All freelancers should be made to dress like Han Solo, but talk like pirates.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# So true
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Am it gnops teim??
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Always
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Hurrah
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# shiny, shiny, gonna need a bigger razor
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Gnood Gnoppage!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# What he said^
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Haha. That one's ace.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Seems like all gnops


look more or less like Jay Leno...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Lully gnopping
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] artbase:threadwaste(maria(gender change)bat shit mental)(humanise)
introduce:moggy(fan art(generic manga shit)copy troll)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Don't hold back.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# green pineapple -_-
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
finger cut?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# penis cut(gender change)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
#
never forgive !
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# [mod edit]
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# U_U
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha XD
You've got the unoriginal uncreative repetitively copied generic illustration style down to a T
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# thanks!! XD
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ^^ cute
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Thanks! XD
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Kitty titties!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# will fit in perfectly with most of b3ta ;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# She is zombie nun?
You are good talent at copy.
私のホバークラフトはまだウナギがいっぱいです
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# it's eel bat!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I want to maria's one than it X(
his pillow will become a punching bag!! D:(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I'm not usually keen on poetry
But this has really moved me
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# So how do we solve a problem like Maria?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# humanize, devide by zero
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
#
ありがとう!n_n
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Bunny nun in a suit?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# with tits
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Tits tits tits tits.
And tits.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:04, archived)
# imaginable horror
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I do wonder about the general hostility though.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# it's honour! XD
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
#
-n+r+r-u


god I'm bored.

(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Mind=blown


and yes I did watch Qi last night :p
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# i'm confused as to why you've drawn this like a venn diagram
why not just have a poster saying "The Lion King is Hamlet"?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# THE LION KING IS HAMLET???
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# yes, but then everyone knows that so it's probably not that big a seller as posters go
mind you, that didn't stop people coining it in with the keep calm and carry on one
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Keep Calm, Lion king is Hamlet!
*pre-orders porsche*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# I only recently realised when someone said they were writing Timon And Pumba Are Dead.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I never made that connection before...

Hamlet!
Dad?!
You must take your place in the great circular diagram!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
♪ THE CIIIIIRRRRCULARRR DIAGRAMM♫ ♪
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# MING IRONS LET HAM???
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Rental ham saves the life of pigs.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# this is true.
however returning the ham is not without difficulty, there is a specific process involved, this is known as "the returning of the ham with difficulty".
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Pork injections FTW
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Hmm
Needs something in the burgundy/purple triangly-things.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Not always.
But yeah, I thought Aladdin might squeeze in the top right with a bit of rewording.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
#
Yeah, seems there are surprisingly few stories where uncle kills daddy that aren't based on Hamlet - that I know of, anyway.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Ghostbusters 2?
Could Edgar Sawtelle fit bottom with further rewording?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Sawtelle is based on Hamlet
Bloody Shakespeare, getting there first with his ideas. What a ba(sta)rd.
Haven't seen Ghostbusters II...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha ba(sta)rd!
10 points.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# "Tommy"
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Soylent Green
would have been a much shorter film with your logic.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Nice
My attempt at a venn diagram didn't work for some reason...

(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Hahah!!
FACTS
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# arf! indeed
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# This is a poor Venn diagram
The intersections need filling.

/critic.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# This is true.
I will go and think about what I have done.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] After the riots... Justice* and disappointment

*Sometimes
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# a wizard wheeze!
cheeky scamps!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Haha yes
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# One rule for them, another for the chavs..
(If that's a pea then great minds rather than blatant plagiarism in the first frame I assure you sir!)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# No pissing of minds,
I knocked it up straight after seeing yours :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Haha
I'd assumed it was a pearoast given the speed and I'd subconsciously nicked it. Though now I look at the quality..... only kidding - nice work :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# 2 pics with a couple of speech bubbles takes no time at all..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah, I think I faff about too much
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Bear + Dart + Tree = Photoshop hilarity
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# ^ This
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Artbase: Chump Manbear
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# pick-er-nicks
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I liked that.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Quick sketch for a guy I know on a music forum who goes by the name of 'Panda'


(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# FOR PONY!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# As you wish, sir
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Nice!
For pony - just an obscure webcomic reference. I shouldn't even be typing before third cup of coffee.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# All good!
If you'd shouted "SPOON!" I would have given you a medal
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# you shouldn't pander to his needs
sorry - noice drawings !
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Ha! :D
Thx
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# subtle penis head
is penile and subtle :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# This better?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Yes - far less obvious
:D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Nice arts! :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Aww, thanks!
:)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)

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