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# i was thinking of a new compo suggestion

making tv/movie character's lives easier, or something like that.
whadda you think?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 6:13, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 6:49, archived)
# Cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 7:02, archived)
# done
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1638042
get voting
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 7:41, archived)
# Pffftttt..

Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 7:39, archived)
#
ning wb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 7:42, archived)
# voted
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I'm kind of wondering what Jack Bauer is doing
at the end of Khao San Road.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 4:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 4:44, archived)
# he done a fall
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:40, archived)
#
Order your copy of Diplomatic Accidents today! This and may others, for hours of fun. Only $19.95.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 5:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 5:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
I almost used that!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 5:55, archived)
# it's perfect, and it can be used sarcastically too
i couldn't not use it!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 6:00, archived)
# I'll do a 360 with it or something similar soon.
Meanwhile I still have the song in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 6:15, archived)
# i'm thinking of using the dance
for the next dance off
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 6:43, archived)
# These are not good times
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 3:53, archived)
# They look alright to me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:55, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger flaming shithammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 3:01, archived)
# Here kitty kitty.
KILL!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 4:16, archived)
#
No don't feed them let them to die!
(Fly Projector, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 4:35, archived)
# My god! There are three of them now!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 9 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Jedward!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are evil
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Thredward
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Surely the feeding bird
should be a member of the Tit family?
(Phooey I COOK MUD, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
#
Clues in red have changed upon reading it through again sober, apologies :(
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:14, archived)
# dear god
i just sat and read all he clues, i really have nothing better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:56, archived)
# It gets worse
I'm actually doing it
edit: the situation does, not the word thing, that's going well
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:01, archived)
# On a Friday night, too :'(
edit: oh yeah, and some of the answers are REALLY shit, but dictated by what would fit in the spaces remaining. 43 down, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# Haha
I'm not surprised, crosswords are hell to make
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:11, archived)
# I found it easy in the past
until I realised that there were all these RULES you had to stick to, about symmetry and so forth. I've still not done it right because the middle 'island' shouldn't be isolated in that way, but I kind of gave up with this halfway. I guess the newspapers have computer programs to make them, I can't see how someone at The Times has the time or the sanity to write a completely new one every day!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:18, archived)
# I'm sure a lot only have one axis of symmetry
Hah, you never know, there are some crazy people out there. I'm kinda tempted to write a program that generates them now though, possibly with some kind of website scraping to make it choose audience-relevant words.
Anyway, looks like I've buggered up some of the corners. So I think I'll leave the rest 'til tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:56, archived)
# There are a few other formats
Like rotational symmetry.
(Wize, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 3:01, archived)
# Ah, I've seen them before
So yeah, patterns and symmetry of some kind. Although.. why is that? The only way that has any purpose is in those horrific ones that make you work out what squares to fill in black as well. *checks Wikipedia* Oh, tradition :)
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 3:11, archived)
# this is awesome!
i shall try it tomorrow

back page this now! (of The Times)
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:25, archived)
# Ooh, ta
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Bloody fucking christ.
2:30 in the morning, with a gutful of beer and whiskey is not the best time for this. Think I'll have to check back.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:37, archived)
# Verily.
I shall have to come back to this once I've slept off this whiskey, vodka and terrible cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Nicely "click"
I'll solve it tomorrow (my bedtime now)
Then when I feel the urge, I'll post another
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 3:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# this is utterly brilliant
yet I sadly suspect that in-jokes will be its un-FP-ing.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:17, archived)
# It's really not, but thanks anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# invisible jean-michel jarre keyboards FTW
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# nope, not a clue
on this one either :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:31, archived)
# I'd be worried if I laid an egg that was already lion-stamped.
Come to think of it, I'd be worried if I laid any kind of egg ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:42, archived)
# needs more blinking

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Ha-ha! Brilliant.
I fully expect the rest of my posts to consist of written laughter, and not a lot else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# mc:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# This is win for being so random
Clicks and clicks again
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# mcclick o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# oh hai my balls be chix amidst green
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# gonad green
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NADS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Not sure why, biit reminded me of this...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# cdc cheez D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Everything reminds you of that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 6:35, archived)
# oh, clikt :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# how kind \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I like you, you're a bit looney and your anims genuinely make me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha!! i'd have thought
his balls would be freezing... bonkers :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)
# blu bols pls ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:46, archived)
# Yes, it is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# How did he do such fantastic stunts with such a little face?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# His knees, knuckles and testicles are unusually large
This compensates
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# I still think massive hands are the greatest form of body manipulation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_7HVcYjM3Y
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# still a better love story than twilight
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Twinkling vampires can poke it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Yay! gnops!
Have a foomf to go with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# foomf
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# DA FUCKS LIVE FROM BHUTAN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Bizarro World has come again.
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Good foomfing
Rarer than the gnops, but still worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# hahahahah
Jesus, this is making me laugh like a stoner
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# he died in that fire in Indonesia

way to mock the dead Chapeau, butt that's how you roll

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# I'd rather mock the dead than have the dead mock me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# smock smee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# They tap at my windows with tiny poles!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# oh hai howdy, u can haz ded?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# You'll float, too!
Also: This is currently being lined up for a two movie remake.
I say they bring Tim Curry back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# i heard that
and i concur
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# I concur three.


Click for bigger (104 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# How like you the gown, my Lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I THINK SOMEONE HAS A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!
*checks fly*




Yes, I went old school Sly comedy-try.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# so spicy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# This should have been frontpaged :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:10, archived)
# ^that^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Fuckin' A!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# i sometimes frequent aintitcoolnews
lots of justice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I'm always on the Docbacks.
Different name, same shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I'm just thinking about Tim Curry being IT again, and I like IT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Who else?
He thrives under make-up and latex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I doubt it will happen, more than likely it will be Shia Le Queef in a dress
:D

i mean

:/

Also, have you seen Prometheus, Avengers, We Need To Talk About Kevin

japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Not seen 'Prometheus', yet.
I should have by midweek.

Avengers/We Need To Talk About Kevin: Both excellent, but for very different reasons.

'Take Shelter' is well worth 1hr 40m of your time, if you haven't already seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# oh fuck, good one
I keep meaning to see that in preparation of Michael Shannon as Zod

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# He's a brilliant actor, and a big ol' lump of a guy.
Definitely looks the sort that would quite happily/easily fuck you up.
If he asked you to kneel, you'd definitely obey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# i'd like to see a Fassbender/Shannon FACE/OFF
youtu.be/geGJNXAnCKc
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# shanbender
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Replace Fassbender with Tom Hardy and you'd have two guys who really could spend ten minutes of screen time kicking the shit out of each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# bronson is boss
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I do love that film
especially as it has Scott Walker on the soundtrack, but mostly as it rules
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I've never seen Fassbender be shit
but tis a fine tri of film fuck

X-Men Origins or whatever it was called was awesome, Fassbender was the shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# LOO[P SMEE SUM LOOL LARIER
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Fassbender's a great actor, but I've always thought I could potentially hold my own against him in a fight.
If Michael Shannon or Tom Hardy wanted to punch me, I'd be three streets away before they'd even pulled their arms back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# you could fuck up fassbender sweet and i'd be all like
mash that muthafuck howdy, mash him good
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Sweet! But if the other two turn up, I'd definitely need you to stop cheering and start thumping.
Holy fuck! The Hour of The Pumpkin is upon us.

G'night, Dek.
G'night, b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# g'night cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# dreamsweet howdy of buxom women with a plethora of gubbins unt haviers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
#
Józef Boruwaski?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Arf!
Literal lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# heem be thmall
^___^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# A wee wee man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra4l40CuYII
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# the fuck is that shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Music
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# IF MOOSICK BE THE FOOL OF GLOVE, THEN PLAY SOME JAVIERL
i like the word 'nuncle' mosely
youtu.be/geGJNXAnCKc
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I love Gnops
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# He looks an odd one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# oh hai fuckface
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# ha
fuckface used to be my phone's bluetooth ID. i've changed it to 'rapist'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# ...and so should you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# wasn't he on top of the gnops?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Yes, he was
In his shiney purple suit
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# oh hai qwean i can haz tanks

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Queen of Beasts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# only she could see them
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# nice
i dun a thing: it has a limp and it'll kill us all
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Gangsta stylin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# the cold, dead eyes of a wholemeal killer
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
d br
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# haha yes
add prefix: in-
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# arrrrrggghh WTF
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Arg!
It has a limp what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# breading what you
come up with next...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:10, archived)
# OH HAI
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# She clearly has
a Dr Doolittle-like special ability...
Also WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# hiya o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Closes photoshop and gif maker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Haha!
Very Harry Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# There's nothing on the telly.
I think this is still available for 7 days.



Click to engorge. (138k)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Simply tickle to swell.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Click to explode!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# MOO STASH
mit shrimp unt zee barbie
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# what the hoop!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# spunkhat
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# NOT NOW DATA, I'M TRYING TO SCORE SOME ASS
I'M TRYING TO SCORE SOME ASS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# FIRE ALL FUCKS ON MY COMMAND




...FIR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# FLAN, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!(also most glory is served...here)

Also I realise that Flan is Walter not Donny oh yes I know my shit.

oh wait..donny's in the background...also..
imgur.com/gallery/8Cd8r
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# :D
That scene in Fisher King with the tranny on the desk is crying out for Flanomorphing.

"Everything's coming up roses!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# That tranny was in a sitcom with Burt Reynolds, I forget it's name.
Gilliam lost it after Fear and Loathing, Dr Parnassus was unwatchable.

spotify:track:1t3Pb9MwO9lXJf6ZgqRN0f (Refraction - Original Mix by Dextems)

Ed: Oh Fuck, that 'tranny' was in Waterworld, I know this because my brother and I have a joke when I say, "very human of you" as that's one of his lines from the film.

It's funny if you're Smee.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# 'Evening Shade', possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# you're goode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
Very Human of You.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Beam me down, Scotty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# ENSIGN FLAN IS FUCKED

also you might like this as you like movie gubbins

imgur.com/gallery/8Cd8r
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Ha-ha! It is a nice shirt, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# it really ties the room togedda
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# does it still count as animal porn?
*readies tissues* (i have repor tissues)

also, the trekwars sarlacc pit: is it meant to resemble an eye?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Well, he has
got his finger up its bum.
Being the Beeb he is wearing latex gloves, however.
I THINK that's for health and safety...actually, it might be linked to the face-fungus.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# probably for the shrimp's health and safety
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# not an eye, no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# A belly button
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# i don't even
want to know what that is
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Stent?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# No that's wrong, shit.... those holes doctors leave in you for colostomy bags and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Stoma!
It's a stoma.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# oh great
thanks for remimding me of my stepmum. fuck.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Looks like a neck one, rather than a nasty gut one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# lower than the neck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Er, upper body cavity?
Chest? Armpit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# lower
and it's a natural stoma, not surgical
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Natural?
It's a bit chicken skinny for an arsehole...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Have I got a hole somewhere I haven't discovered yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# is an arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# my wife has two
i'm the other one
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# It's nicely shaven. Or am I just unnaturally hairy?
I am normal, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# i think it's probably a girl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# *bites lip*
*furiously writes emotional letter to problem pages*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Man up, woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# OH WAIT THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# This is why girls refuse to talk to me, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# technically you are correct
it is a form of stoma
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# better than all over the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# have you had her?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# nice puckering
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I almost fell in.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# then you would have discovered
a new form of suffering as you are digested over a thousand years

or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# R2!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# it's the sarcack
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Tickle or Tackle?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
#


Click for greater engorgement (400 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# OO! OO!
Decapod cams!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# * BLUSHES *
I just did...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# There's a joke about prawn mayonnaise in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# * Titter * *Sniggle *
* Giggle * * Snigger *

Wait for it....wait for it.....

Some real * guffaw * PRAWN CRACKERS in there!!!!

A-hahahahaha........ahem.....I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
# there's 500 channels ffs!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Shit just got reel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# it is not an advertisement...................haha
(wzxpc, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# And still you're better than Moggy, strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Helllo Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I will buy Scotch today.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# tape is good when things won't keep still
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# It helps with those problem posts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# one time i taped my gooch to my chode and a situation transpired
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Hold your breath, and then pull hard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# RIPPED MORANIS
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# !?

spotify:track:1j9UKHaCQqvFEPQZozm6OI (Bucky Done Gun by M.I.A.)

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Let's not party until I get the Scotch.... o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I CAME FOR THE STYLE, I STAYED FOR THE FUCK
also

kotaku.com/5916815/dropping-f+bombs-chinese-college-student-style
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
don't ever get therapied :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# they tried to make me havierl, i said..
i said..youtu.be/8nruUwYobgM
spotify:track:3tPnzFf90BUjkngGeNLlU2 (Check Yo Self by Ice Cube)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# sweet :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# TANKS

youtu.be/geGJNXAnCKc
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/geoffatkinson_exorcistface_buyss-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Er........
Suddenly Seymour?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 2:53, archived)
# Yep, makes fuck all sense to me...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# American cartoon program
Does anybody remember this show from the mid-1990s?

(spiffylemonz wishes to be your stunt double!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
www.whatareweyourcartoonrememberingbitches.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# No horselink?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
#
HEY, ASSHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I'm guessing you do
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# What's your evidence?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# HEY ASSHOL, JA EVER HEARDA ARNOLD?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Tell it to myspace
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I didn't like it then, I fucking hate it now
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# *belms*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I WILL END YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IS WHOLELY UNAFFECTED BY THIS EVENT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I'm sorry Mu, you're wrong this time.
CHRISTMAS IS RUINED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# PEDRO!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# There he is!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# The Adventures Of Shitflathead
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] On a Kardashian's arse
(hamble, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Again! Again!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# i must be seeing dubbal
there's four of them!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I liked both carrots
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Loved the crocodiles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Not bad looking
for a Star Trek alien.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Oh hai new user
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Uh-oh spaghettios.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Please edit the subject line of this one
to "On b Kardashian's arse"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Posting with fingers trembling with excitement
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# 4 arse chicks for 2
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I bet that arse stinks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# This one is funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# On a Kardashian's arse


(hamble, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:36, archived)
# i prefer this one
please delete the udders
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# NEVER delete the udders
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE BREAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# You won't like them when they're cross
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# they mosely bream at night
mosely
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Get away from her you fish
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# GUESS SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE HADDOCK NEITHER

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Whoever smelt the smelt, dealt the smelt
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE THE UPPER GLAND, IS ON THE UDDER FOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Bladder infection?
Photobucket
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# An eagle laid its eggs up his urethra
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# This is why you don't pee in forests.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Eagallstones
or something
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# At least he now matches the Queen's Falconian Tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Oh come on!
I worked miracles coming up with TWO mutherfuddin Bird of Prey/Sexual Organ puns. What do I get? Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Working on it.
Something to do with cocks.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hurry the fuck up man
before I tear your peregrineum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# You can't harrier gag like this
Let osprey for inspiration. Owl let you know when I've got something - hoping for a raptorous response.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# You need to make a Hobby of it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Trying to come up with a swift response to that
But I'm worried that I'll look like a tit. Let's go fly a kite?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# None of those have anything to do with genitalia. I'm very disappointed with you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Woodpecker.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# NOT A BIRD OF PREY!
*flips table*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I've got it I've got it
To be safe, you should put a condorm on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# That's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Balled eagle?
Palm-Nut Vulture?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Testeagles
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# shouldn't* pee in forests.
I'm sure you pee in forests the same as everyone else does. I wasn't doubting your forest peeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Not really
I'm not much of an outdoors person
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I can show you some lovely forests to piss in so you don't feel left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Ok
Do they have lots of handy undergrowth to squat in? I'm no exhibitionist.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# There's some patches of nettles and a couple of burnt out old Ford Focuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I'm not sure that quite matches up to my admittedly rather high standards
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Dang, and here's me thinking I was overselling it.
I didn't even mention the old matress with the interesting mold growing on it lest you thought it was too good to be true :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# This reminds me of a drama workshop I went to when I was about six or seven
where we all had to pretend to be birds and at the end we were told whether we'd died or not. But this is a story for another day, when the appropriate QOTW question comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Ford Foci
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# More like a bladder infestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# looks like he's taken a tern for the worse!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Crikey.
His face reminds me of the guy in the painting in Ghostbusters 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Vigo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# + The Carpathian
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# morphin murphy cockertweetweet

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# hoohoo
12 + 12 = Glory
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Evening, Dekion.
Did you manage to catch 'The Raid' at the cinema?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# oh yes I fucking did
Sadly it was projected incorrectly and looked like a low-def youtube video so all of the action scenes where hard to make out plus the subtitles where nearly cut off near the bottom I would have complained but the sheer glory of the fight scenes made me forget. Best action film I've seen in years definitely in my top five alongside Hard Boiled and some other things..

I then downloaded it but that was a little dark so I shall definitely get the Blu-Ray as it's well worth supporting Gareth Evans also today I downloaded Merantau which might be good.


spotify:track:31RpaRn0Ro9mogJDyxw5rG (Pink Bat by Melvins + Lustmord)
youtu.be/0d-IBkSfWyM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# \o/
The little dude with long hair was quite possibly the fastest human I've ever seen.
Glad you enjoyed it.

And I've added 'Merantau' to my list - cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# yes he was pure badassery
Also goodness:

Enter The Void
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# 12 - 2 = 10
12 - 2 flipped = -10

10 + -10 = 0

0 + 100 years of Bhutani monarchism = ????????
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# It's all there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# ^____________^
for a season I thought I forgot the gubbins and javierls, on closer inspection, justice was initiated
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# No changis left unturned
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# No Godzilla?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# -?... +!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Your battle scenes are usually more epic.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# True...
...but this is one giant rogue cat on a mission of destruction.
He must be stopped!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Exploding Cat Poo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Stink bombs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# deflated uranium
(1.618..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Moggy Troll Bombs
hello lurker 潜んでいる人こんにちは... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
フロントページの最初のルールは：それはウナギのバットだ
(1.618..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
#
フロントページの最初のルールは：それはウナギのバットだ
also: I was talking to Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha
i don't know what is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# a whole lots of snickering (on my part)
XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Meow for victory!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# \M/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# let's hope there's not going to be a squadron of catikaze
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# -not
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# nuke, it's a muthafukin bomb cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# youknowthatsright
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
#

With thanks/apologies to Haku (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# pussy power!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# flyyyyyyy me to the meoown
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# *swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# he's learning life's lessons
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# What horror have we unleashed upon the Earth?
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I'm just the messenger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] chirpy chirpy cheep cheep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Dawwwwwwwwww... Something by The Byrds?
In other news, sorry dude:

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:09, archived)
# hahahaha
yes yes yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# ahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Prisencolinensinainciusol!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# haha..is it like Mr.Trololo ?
it's a winner if it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# :)
Apparently it's GC on links, I just went to post it there. I'd never seen it before today. Now it's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
Or possibly the rest of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wr0QIXaoSY
(1.618..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Hahahah
oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Tweet Music
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# chirpadiddelidoo
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Bloody ace
Lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] A brood of Superbirds venturing out
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Mrs.Fonebone, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 5:20, archived)
# can you see what it is yet


Click for bigger (33 kb)
(FUNTUBEtorturer http://mentalkaotianblog.dinstudio.co.uk, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
#
larger image if you want it i47.tinypic.com/jrs3ud.jpg
(FUNTUBEtorturer http://mentalkaotianblog.dinstudio.co.uk, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Work scribblings

How are you lot doing today?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Today, I are be mostly watching football and being sick.
Nice pic - reminds me of 'Relics'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Not bad, not bad :)
Trying to not post so much right now, so I hit 10,000 when I also hit 3 years of being here.

Nice arts! Gotta love the trusty biro. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# fuck
8 days ago i was my 4th b3taday

edit: and woo, walrus
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# have a belated cake!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# thanks
tastes like shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# oh shit i signed up here 7 years 8 months ago
what the hell happened, why am i old
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Delete a few older replies if you're cutting it too fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Shut up and post more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I really like your stuff Walrus, and I love a flying city.
My day was ok, except I just got ID'd trying to buy wine in the Co-op, which I find too annoying to be flattered by.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# almost liek a steampunk laputa
good pic that man
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Top arts!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Whoa, nice arts Walrus Man
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# YAQ&DC
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Dystopia Waning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# i'll never get tired of these
awesome stuff as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Thx.
They are indeed. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# shit I completely forgot i made this post
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# so much glory
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# love it matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# You're MY wife now etc.
(moistness, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# aretha franklin and tiger woods
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# O_o
*did sick*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)

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