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[challenge entry] Bindun?


Thought of it when I saw b3ta.com/board/10827019

Also I think this is not really how faraday cages are supposed to work but ehh...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Haha
That's a nice new take on it :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Mo Farah wins the 10,000 meter fuck.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# but was disqualified for removing his bag
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha
christ, herman
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:55, archived)
# If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:45, archived)
# This really happened.


I am an actual bastard.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:30, archived)
# i doubt his ability to pay you back
so you did right.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I feel like pointing this out to anyone who asks for money.
That the promise of giving the money back may be where they're going wrong.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:38, archived)
# i believe that giving beggars money/food only perpetuates their plight.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:45, archived)
# That's an odd religion.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:13, archived)
# why is it a religion?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I don't know, ask Pedro. It's his religion, not mine.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I just put myself in their shoes
more often than not I feel sorry for them....not too keen on being asked though....even some charities thrust a coin box in front of you....definite no no
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:29, archived)
# I believe they call that "chugging", when charity workers hassle you in the street.
It's deeply unpleasant, as if I'm being forced to care, and I'm not allowed to go until I do.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:48, archived)
# i did that once
but i got veruccas and clunge toe.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# he said lend
maybe he just wanted to show you that magic trick where a coin appears behind your ear ?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Ah, but then you say
that's just the sound of seven pennies jingling together
Nice arts :) I assumed the background was Manchester for some reason...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:35, archived)
# It was really loud too. I felt like a dick, but I laughed all the way home about it.
And it's loosely based off the high street in Preston. I do use Manchester a lot in my stuff though. A bit too much.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Ahh, consistency is the key
For a school project I stood asking people questions off a clipboard in town... one guy got really angry when I asked him and said 'No! I'm really busy, I haven't got time!'
Then he stood idly waiting around for 10 minutes nearby until his friend arrived. The tool.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Preston is bloody rife with charity types. It's worse than Manchester.
I'm not knocking it, it's a nice thing to be doing, but it means I have to take detours so I'm not stopped on my way to class.

And that's the key, if you say you haven't got time, get away with speed, don't hang about.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Well, you were bothering people in the street.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Cheap, cheezy, chalky, choppy, change chump!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Your bollocks go jingle jingle?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I suppose if it said "Change" in the third panel instead
It could have been a bit of an existential, thoughtful, provoking look at panhandlers and how far 10p really goes these days.

But my bollocks DO jingle jingle.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Haha
This works well taken out of context:
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:49, archived)
# sorry, got bored
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:14, archived)
# I like the title,
as it not only subtly foreshadows the punchline, but also my reaction to it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:18, archived)
# : ) cheers
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Holy shit! It's Bizarro Bourbon Fox!
Ace work, right here :D *clicks*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:20, archived)
# thanks for approving my vandalism
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Am I the only one seeing this in inverted black and white?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:49, archived)
# No
Maybe we've got brain tumours or something
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# it's a night scene
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Robot has donkey lady on his jacket
Oh wait you're not JJ
nicely :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:47, archived)
# 3 pane comics with anthropomorphised animal characters?
Nice trampage. He appears to have a back-to-front hand though...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:04, archived)
# The 4th one was cut due to me being a tight-arse.
And it is? It seems fine to me o_O
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I think it's the way the thumb points down
makes it look like a palm-down hand
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Looks like it has a thumbnail, too
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Ahh yes, I see.
I mean, I did it in about 5 minutes, and I'm shit at drawing hands... XD

EDIT: Had a go at editing it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Tis better
but the fingers are overlapping in the wrong direction. The fingers near the thumb should be in front of the fingers behind them.

Not being a cunt or nothing - just trying to help you improve your drawing, not that i know anything about drawing well!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Considering I didn't use reference for this at all, I did rather well.
Drawing hands and feet, the bane of my life. ><

I do use reference usually, for the larger pictures.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Not meaning to complicate things further
but for the problem for me is that the thumb points down. If I hold out my hand palm up the thumb sits sideways (so you can see the nail from a side-view), but it's above the palm.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Again, reference and all that.
I could just lie and say the beggar got his hand stuck in a mangle or something, but I'll accept defeat on this one.

*drinks*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:24, archived)
# He's a proper old-school beggar
from when they were all cripples rather than junkies and alcoholics
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# And all, for some reason, talked like pirates.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I was walking in sunny Manchester one day
"'scuse me sir, me and my mates here are alcoholics and we just need 10p to get our next bottle of cider. I don't suppose, you could help us out could you mate?"

or something very like that. It was at least 20 years ago, but I don't think I'll ever forget it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Wow, really?
If anything, you've got to admire the fella's honesty.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:53, archived)
# It worked too.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:55, archived)
# A bit of honesty can get anyone anywhere... well, nearly anyone.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Just Imagine what it could do for a politician
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:35, archived)
# Buellerwaggon
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)
# You see something new every time you look...
Never quite understood that bit in the movie
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:13, archived)
#
Existentialism is generally considered to be the philosophical and cultural movement which holds
that the starting point of philosophical thinking must be the individual and the experiences of the
individual, that moral thinking and scientific thinking together do not suffice to understand human
existence, and, therefore, that a further set of categories, governed by the norm of authenticity, is
necessary to understand human existence. (Authenticity, in the context of existentialism, is being
true to one's own personality, spirit, or character.)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:20, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I get your point(illism).
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:24, archived)
#
My first post, hope I have done this right, my attempt at Mo Spice

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:20, archived)
# mikeless Mo mimes to the music
nice one Beanchimp, looks good to me
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Woo.
Chair, kitten, something about a potato shop...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Old Spice?
Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using the bus and switched to a London Taxi he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a taxi with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster card with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Taxi and not a bus. I’m on a taxi.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:19, archived)
# That's the way to do it alright
Welcome aboard Beanchimp
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Spirit Fingers Mo!
Nice job.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Mo Spice? Pfft, that was years ago, I'm on Facebook now...
Good start BC!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Zebra cars are shit.
This is good though.
Baby oh Baby!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:16, archived)
# That's not a zebra car
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Torture me no further, woman!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I wasn't aware cockney music had this effect on you
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:46, archived)
# cock knee
sounds like a discomeats thing
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Oh hai new person
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:14, archived)
# what he said^
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Abercrombie and Fist
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Stripes'... do you see? Yeah? *sigh*

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Well I liked it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Hehe, thanks man :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:15, archived)
# An old simpsons joke. Posted here for no reason at all.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Fill 'er up!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Drunk?
I don't know about you but I'm seeing double.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:57, archived)
# meh...I guess I'll walk home
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:12, archived)
# interweb name
I claim 'web of fools' until someone tells me I am far tooooo late.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:46, archived)
# YAY!!!!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Now my shirt
a guy on another forum made it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:58, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:59, archived)
# BOAT :(
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:14, archived)
# MALFUNCTIONED :(
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Boatmas is ruined :(
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:50, archived)
# ipsne on de boatmas :(
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hi new person
Try this
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Dammit!
You took me down with that!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Purple link is purple.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:07, archived)
# I never knew Pr*nce had such nice tits.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Purple rain is purple
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:58, archived)
# perhaps her leg had just grow
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Tell me, new person
How is babby made?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)
# SHOW US YOUR BUM
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] A for Abbey. Z for zebra.


I wanted to zoom in, but my gif skills are just about zero.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Haha, pleasingly surreal
They're clearly ok with walking towards what must be a comparatively gigantic bird...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:51, archived)
# It's a giant oxpecker. It should put up a good fight.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I've seen a giant ox pecker
*has said too much*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:06, archived)
# That's actually really good the way it is!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Hello.

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Why is it always foggy in your images
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# That's the gas she uses to make you fell all wooooozieeeeeeeee.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# the meh gas
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I thought it was Abramsian Lens Flare
Happy Candles!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Candles! :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
# 3 years on this profile
Without skat
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I can't even say I've been around that long.
I made this account 3 years ago, and flat-out forgot about it until I decided to finally join in a year later.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
# 5 years in total
not that anyone cares
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Merry Day of Candlenessmas :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Big Black weiners caused a suicide?
This is news to me.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Big Black weiners?
I never heard it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:59, archived)
# You know never mind then.
you do know the BBC is an abbreviation of both "British Broadcasting Corporation" and "Big Black..."
I'm sure you can figure that out.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Can I eat it?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
# it can be milked
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Depends on the size of your hands
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Is it bigger than the bread bin?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Depends what type of videos you've been watching
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Well, The Office
that's what I was doing. That bit where he tells the royal family doing twenty questions joke.
You ruined it.... 's a shame... ...UH?!

That was my Ricky Gervais impression in writing, did you like it?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Oh boy.
You don't know what you're getting into now...

Everything after this is just gravy
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I fear it does know what it's doing as that's a strange question it asked to your post...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Not really
A wiener is a sausage. If English isn't your first language you're unlikely to know that's a euphemism.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:19, archived)
# You may find it just came a little
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Hhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Big Black?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:01, archived)
# you posted this before, you know how people feel about attention seeking reposts in new threads
b3ta.com/board/10823135
Why not just reply directly to JJ, that's obviously who's attention you're trying to get
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I've had to set fire to my boss I was so angry
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# thank god, I was going to do it myself
its for the best I'm sure
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# They'll send a new one along tomorrow.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
# yeah
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# B&
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Pedophilia is not here
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:35, archived)
# no, but you are
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I prefer rather middle-aged man.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:38, archived)
# fuck off
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:44, archived)
# But you couldn't eat a whole one,
right?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I think want to catch to armadillo man's tummy X3
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:50, archived)
# like this

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:51, archived)
# just fuck off you weirdo rapey cunt
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:07, archived)
# This is not rape. and this is not criminal :(
*cheek*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:10, archived)
#
FUCK OFF
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Never mind!! hahaha!! XD
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:29, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Oh look it's freako posting straight after JJ. Funny that.
Jussayin
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# :D Never mind
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# You haven't got me on igonre anymore?
I feel slightly annoyed at that fact...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# XD Never mind
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Why you hide privates, show privates now
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# No funny hahaha this very matter serious
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha XD
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Hides Privates, yet
wants big black cock must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident. I am confused.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 23:42, archived)
# You can bag your head all you want, but the truth is out there.......discover the beyond.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# This original singer is who?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Freebase
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Awesome show, sir! Great job!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Who's on stage
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Stage left.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I used to watch Freebase Flanbase Saturday Fuckshop
until they replaced Flando with Cheggers.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Good show! Full of imitate girls LOLz.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:24, archived)
# that really makes me wanna go on a horse and buggy ride :)
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:48, archived)
# Hey InsectChild!
Ogenki desu ka?

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Ogenki janaidesu :(
But I became a little healthy :)

Nice pic ^^
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Nothing bad, I hope...?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Don't worry. Thank you ^^
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Dou itashimashite
And a bit of Japan to cheer you up
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)
# *hug you*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:33, archived)
# No problelm
Although...

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Aaaa!
これはこわいいです!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Meanwhile...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Good ^^
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:13, archived)
# WOOOOooooaaarrrgghh!!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahaha! Run Mo before the Yiffers attack.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:16, archived)
# cor
that's my evening's viewing sorted out
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:19, archived)
# A message to all Yiffers:
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:18, archived)
# oh dear!
atomic strikes again!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:49, archived)
# You take the monkey, I'll take the llama, let's have a party!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# file name you fools
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I like this XD
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:12, archived)
# *sniggers*
That's a good one (run away)!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:22, archived)
# She has a lazy nipple.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Yeah. But her nipple is cute X3
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:25, archived)
# hello

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Cute cat pirate.
Konami videogame.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Parodius Da!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Fucking yiffer.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:26, archived)
# hi
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:26, archived)
# fuckin awesome!
i want this
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:30, archived)
# i'll throw it up on ebay
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:34, archived)
# you'd better!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I love it XD
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:30, archived)
# you better bid on it when i put it on ebay
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Fuck! :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Fuck.
Awesome!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha! scrolling down and seeing that made me do a proper laugh
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:12, archived)
# HA HA!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:03, archived)
# HAhahaFUCK
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:31, archived)
# your yiff tits brings all the boys to the board
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Yays!! XD I glad so.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:30, archived)
#
ふざけるよ XD
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:32, archived)
# i don't read japanese
how about you stop being so dreary, eh?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:35, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaha THIS^

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Large Breats


Also I thought of a sequel to this cartoon, it will have the same predictable joke.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:03, archived)
# But I do not have stamina...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:13, archived)
# drink more milk!
it's good for you :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I was away last week. You guys miss SA? Yeah; 'course you did........
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:34, archived)
# GAZONGAS
That is all
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Massive tits.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
# What did you think I was going for?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# The same thing as me, I suppose.
*motorboats*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hahaa !
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Dude, she's only got one wing!
I've sorted it out for you, don't worry ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# She's now doubly ready to get pulled into an air turbine
The Incredibles should be a PSA video for all budding superheroes in costume 101.

Next lesson: Fixing the icing problem.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahahaahaha :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Nice artz
as ever!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# MISS BOILING PISS
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Miss Butterfly - Tinkerbell, if you like
...just waiting for Peter Pan...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Well, go on!
DO SOMETHING USEFUL, WINGED WENCH!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Ahh, the heavily-sexed world of the charity shop.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:45, archived)
# If GILFs are your thing......
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Where are the charity shops run by penguins and rabbits?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# it's my b3ta day bitches
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
# slow and steady wins the race
happy candles
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# we know
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# that's a slow steady stroke he has going on there.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:06, archived)
# No-one in my local charity shop looks like that
I was once browsing in a charity shop and a customer came up to me and asked me for something, mistakenly believing I worked there.
I felt strangely proud.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:03, archived)
# It's all really old ladies in the ones in Preston.
Which is why I regret my above comment. I feel fairly sick now.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Haha
I think you should strike up a conversation with them, explore your feelings ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I had to do some research for a uni project, finding out if any charity shops in town stock fur.
There's ONE such charity shop not run by old ladies, but not by a penguin either.

If anything, I felt some sort of danger in those places, like I was going to be killed for my skin.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:15, archived)
# ANGRY HATE FILLED EVIL BITCH BOSS
is the usual type of paid boss in these establishments, often abusing the "volunteers" with their dickensian charitability :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:02, archived)
# ooof!
side boobage
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] oh noes
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
:D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Go-go-gooo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:52, archived)
# smugiocre approves
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Smugness Guaranteed
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:15, archived)
# My name is Smugiochre and I endorse this post!

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:33, archived)
# This pic makes me laugh like a loon
Bravo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I wanted to put him on the balcony
but it was *way* too fiddly, and my phone takes shit photos anyway so it wasn't even that clean. So I had little diddy smug down in the grass.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:25, archived)
# That's fantastic!
'Get out the way, I'm gonna kill you!'
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)
# the guy in the blue jeans manages to teleport out of the way
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:59, archived)
# It looks like
MoBatman is butting him out of existence (or eXistenZ...)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# gah
i had a feelin'...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:08, archived)
# What a ...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Have a pea...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:19, archived)
# He he he!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I'm imagining the shaft
must be dangling down his back...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Brilliant! :D
It's gonna bloooooow
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha *jumps on board*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Yay!!
:D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Eeep!
:D

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
# how does he smell, etc....
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
# "gimme more jaffas"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# ºoº
Excellent!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Yay!

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:22, archived)
# HOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:25, archived)
# \o/
:D

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
Poor guy's wasted away
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# 2-2!!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# This still remains the most arousing thing I have ever seen.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Superb!!
:D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Ha ha! Genuinely funny! (*clicks*)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Stunning!
Click!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:53, archived)
# good 2-2ing
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Two steps forward
Two steps back



Or something
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:22, archived)
# laughing like a cunt
clicking like a twat
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:40, archived)
# TU! TU! TU!
 

 
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 7:13, archived)
# HOWLS!!
:D
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Brilliant!
First thing that's made me lol after a v sad time - thanks!
*clickity click*
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Here's mine from a few years ago....not as good as that though.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:56, archived)
# But everyone complimented him on how fabulous he looked!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# This zebra is important, and has been highlighted
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Hey DMPB
I heard there was some post-deleting s**t going down last night?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:24, archived)
# *sniggers*
What a mistakatomaka
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! That's a bit ace!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:18, archived)
# ooh I remember this one
it's still awesome :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh hai. Im Jorg Mikeals and i luv strokin zbrs, lolz"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
stripes on

stripes off
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:38, archived)
# He loves grooming that zebra
*a little bit too much ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Heston Blumenthal's looking a bit rough.
.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:46, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:56, archived)
# CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED PERFORMANCE OF NEW 'SONG'
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:46, archived)
# tuneless, mimed
it was awful... god only knows why he did the show, with that up his sleeve, surely someone could have stopped him in rehersal and questioned him on his actual talent.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Autotuned bollocks as well.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Autountuned. The Spice Girls sounded better.... the slags.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:10, archived)
# They might have,
but he was in the toilets and, well...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ha!
I was watching that and asked some people if they knew what the fuck he was singing, it was fucking awful and I soon realised that it must be a new track.

How contrived and shit.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Unbelievable
I still can't believe it! . . . . . . not even now
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# SHINE IT, SHINE IT GOOD!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha and he's wearing a cross?
It's frightening that a zebra wouldn't have actually look out of place in the ceromony.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:25, archived)
# i was waiting for this
not really.

but have a click.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Mo' Mo Farah - a mindpiss montage


combo'd up from the first post this post and my post
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Holy Mo-ly
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# WOOOooooaoaaaaaaarrrrghh!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:30, archived)
# no braaaaaaaakes!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:31, archived)
# look ma, no hands!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Zebras are shit.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Go on, draw something zebra related.
You know you could do it and it would be brilliant.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:46, archived)
# NNEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# those exclamation marks
look just like a ... ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ooooo zebras!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# clicked :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it's atomic's best work yet
I'm a rich art collector, here have this cheque for a squillion pounds
.
.
and a click
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Hey, you did it!
*click*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
# You ruined my day.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:01, archived)
# See, think this as a zebra, instead of a cat
maybe a mushroom cloud in the background and there you go!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Why didn't I think of that?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Beef.


Ink on paper A4

Havent posted on here for far too long

www.facebook.com/itdoesntlookwright
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# nice drawage
EAT MOAR QUEEF!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:22, archived)
# You really got the font in the link JUST wright, amazing for free hand penning
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:23, archived)
# EDIT And I really like the boeuf!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:24, archived)
# agreed
nice bit of calligraphy...just get it centre and it's spot-on
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Can it be milked?
nicely :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Nice arts! :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:27, archived)
# BEEFS!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:28, archived)
# all of the nice
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Nice work, I will do.
I like your work on that Facebook link. Love the Jeff and Dave
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
# He's gonna burn a hole in it leaving it like that
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:15, archived)
# haha Zebra cock shadow ftw
:D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Gordon is a moron
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
#
GORDON'S ALIVE?!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

Sexeh dancing zebras for all the zebra fetish yiffers
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:47, archived)
# It's just like a Madonna, or Lady Gaga gig!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Funny you should say that
the middle zebra dress was from a Gaga pic
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Isn't the one on the left dating Peter Crouch?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:52, archived)
# best reaction gif, ever
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)
# *bows*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# well that's unpleasant
*hides*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# it's very hypnotic...
it reminds me of thi..... I WILL BUY ZEBRA BRAND BARCODE TECNHOLOGIES!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# must buy lucky stripe cigarettes
must buy lucky stripe cigarettes
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:50, archived)
# This isn't far off
what my migraines look like
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:49, archived)
# hope it's ok for you,
I get cluster headaches and made this spazzy safe for me at 200ms
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56, archived)
# It's fine, staring at bright lights sets mine off
I know I shouldn't but I can't help it, like some sort of moth...

Sorry to hear about the cluster headaches.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Me likey.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:06, archived)
# these are the type of mutant hookers you find on MAHRS

imjussayin
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Multi-Agency Hate Response Strategy?
sounds like Talk
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Room for a gatecrasher?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:07, archived)
# would
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# she'd be a great ride
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:12, archived)
# she'd be a 'mare to live with
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:21, archived)
# she'd love horsing around though
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Phwoar - with her legs in stirrups
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Stripe-club!
:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Ain't no party like a stripe club party
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] This does funny things to my head, like Bridget Riley...
...so please forgive me roasting my peas here:

(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:16, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I'm going to hell.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# along with the other 3 people who have done the same thing.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# mop for the piss?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# More like a dredger
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# that would allow room for more piss though
quick, get the dredger
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Ah
bugger
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, archived)
# that's ok, someone else made the same pic yesterday
so you'll have company ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Yes you are.
But you're keeping the bandwagon going (It's my first bandwagon *waves*)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:34, archived)
# don't you have to go under the arms to free them?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha! Awesome!
Yes, and if you're being kinky, you can go through the legs!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39, archived)
# that's the version for the slightly older, curious, kids
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Or the cool kids who hung out with the girls who wore lipstick
and sat at the back *watches from afar*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# pfft
the sound of "Mo"sic ?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# He might be, if he doesn't stop running...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:50, archived)
# mind piiiiiiiiiiss
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:54, archived)

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