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# God it's slow, just had a look through my back folders for something to post..... found this I did ages ago and never posted....
just had a look through my back folders for something to post..... found this I did ages ago and never posted....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:40, archived)
# salamander salad: noo loop for leron
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:50, archived)
# June's Buffalo too In the Parisian zoo
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I GOT THE GUST: Leave me Smee
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Applies lard liberaly.....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:03, archived)
# BUTTER ME BUTTERCUP 3: Greases for the Gooch
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:07, archived)
# SAVE SOME FOR THE AXIL....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:09, archived)
# hi, i need a axil
- 'an axil'
hi
- yer
MY TIME TO PRAY NOW
- k
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:12, archived)
# The only way to garentee a discunt....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:16, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:01, archived)
# i seen that shit
as a kubrick fan it gives me good juice


imjussayin
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:06, archived)
# i'm looking forward to this kooky shit:
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:08, archived)
# that's some fucked shit
never heard of it
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:19, archived)
# That is quite pretty.
In a 'quite pretty' kinda way.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:19, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Never go full planefly.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Oh my!
It took me about some minutes to realise. Well done
(, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Vote 1 Rat Union!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:09, archived)
# had chedda
dun splata
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# And a chiko roll !
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:34, archived)
# HAWKING UNDER DA OCEAN
no reason sorry
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:43, archived)
# We need no reason....
Newton his arms wide.....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:45, archived)
# goodgust
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:49, archived)
# hahahaha
only time i've ever lauched at that face
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:55, archived)
# jazz is complex

(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# sweet eyejazz
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:59, archived)
# he won't stop
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:06, archived)
# good eyejazz
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:03, archived)
# assmeat snap

(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:09, archived)
# DISCUNT HAIRCUTS FOR ALL
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:37, archived)
# wow
that is fucked
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:43, archived)
# this is some great game/commando fuckjape
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:03, archived)
# DENIED AIN'T JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:40, archived)
# As usual: There's a song about this.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Who or what is this javierls chap?
Seems like you and Cockweasle are keen on him/her/it.

Who invented him/her/it?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:57, archived)
# he's a freelancer, mostly works with comnputers
www.freelancer.co.uk/u/JavierLS.html

cockweasle met him when he was touring europe
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:00, archived)
# ooo - i work with 3DS Max and Vray, too! Can i be a Javierls, too?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:01, archived)
# he's worked mit hogans
three years
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Ah.
He's way too good for me then. I can only dream of spieleing mit hogis.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:38, archived)
# lol
distant cousin of changis
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:02, archived)
# hmmmm
and people rip the piss out of moggy for being batshit mental...
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:04, archived)
# they're mean
>____<
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:05, archived)
# XD THANKS !!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:57, archived)
# The mental is great
It's the full-time yiffery and lack of humour that tends to annoy people.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 23:02, archived)
# PENULTIMATE ENDING: PISS ON A PREQUEL 2
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:08, archived)
# You guys need a tv show
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Stephen Snorkling
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:57, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Crikey.
He should probably get that looked at.
(, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 1:32, archived)
# And to think, my sister just bought a sofa with a dock built in.... ha ha....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Sofa with a dock built in? Interesting.
I do know you can get pillows with speakers in, so you could put essay notes on your iPod and play it whilst you sleep.

If that actually works.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# how much I save is always more important to me than how much I spend :)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# dock built splatterpus
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Orders...! I purchased one of those electronic cigaretes, it was a shit waste of money :-(
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Stuff cold turkey up your bum.
It's the only thing that works.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:40, archived)
# That sounds like a pleasure all of its own :-)
I have nicotine nasal spray which is a joy of its own :-)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:42, archived)
# did she mean to buy a sofa with a cock built in?
Its all gonna be fun and games when she eventually gets an iphone 5 and finds that it wont fit.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Clever them Japs.
Bond villains used to have to conceal a dock in a volcano, but now they can squeeze one into a sofa!
(, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 19:33, archived)
# b3ta image monkey is drunk, sorry
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Gooby Pls!
nice legs.........
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha ha !!!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# DILF
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# oh dude....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha oh man
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Would
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# DONALD FUCK


(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:03, archived)
# As nice as mice...
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:38, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:38, archived)
# fuck a duck
:D
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Kinky!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Well I never.
(, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 1:36, archived)
# HEAD!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
ain't that always the way
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# makes sense to me
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Thread jack,....
Yours moves, is funny and everything.

(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# erm...
I don't know? Didnt want to knock yours down t'board.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:51, archived)
# lol
just do it!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:51, archived)
# So I should've done a seperate thread?
all these rules.....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# lol
dont mind me im just taking the piss!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# You're a card, Frank Zappa.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:11, archived)
# 9 clubs!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:12, archived)
# If you don't think it's worth it's own thread then it's fine to post it as a reply.
But if it's something you've made yourself you can stick it in it's own thread no worries.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# then 3 weeks later
double it in both size and volume and REPOST IT!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I think knocking people down the board
is only something to worry about when the board is moving fast.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Findus crispy pancakes
Officially the hottest substance known to mankind
also noms :)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Ahh...
but usually have a plate ;) these are usually in your hands, with nowhere to turn....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha, madder than a box of hats.....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
#
____________________________________
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Does it tile?
Oh...
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I love these
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
#
________________________________
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha, But I don't know where to click :-)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Both of these sets of gifs are running at the same time for me :(
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Weeeee!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha, ace's high :-)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Still going then - Woo!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Purring along nicely:)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:15, archived)
# lovely
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# fake and gay
/youtube_response

ARF! *click*
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Best youtube respose I saw was, "I'd love to fuck her up her massive nose"
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Haha fuck, I still giggle at
'I'm finding this difficult to masturbate to.'
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
# that's one of my favo(u)rite canned responses
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Someone said that to one of my pictures on here, I bet it was you!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Massive glee!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Wag wag vrooom.
Japanese take-out.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty much an open secret though....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Seams OK.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Adele had the right idea
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
# took a while, but then ding
hahahahahahaha
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Hahah:)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Now *that* is satire!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:58, archived)
# SATAN CLAWS!
he's real!!!
*click*
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Is that supposed to be all 0's?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] What could possibly be how my life ends
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Occupational hazard ;)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:40, archived)
# You're only happy down in drains
You're only happy when it smells of anus
And though you know I can't appreciate it
You're only happy down in drains
I know you love it when the poos smell bad
Why it feels so good where people shat
You're only happy down in drains

Send a canary down
Send a canary down with thee
Send a canary down
Send a canary down with thee

You're only happy down in drains
You feel good in other peoples' pong
The smell of piss and shit is where you belong
You're only happy down in drains
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Durham....Durham.....dum dum dum dum
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 10:18, archived)
# That's a bit good :D
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 10:49, archived)
# what she said^
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Hehehe
I like
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I was planning on doing something in this vein.
This, however, is an improvement on anything I'd have been able to lash together.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Excellent!
And strangely serene...
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Looks like we'll need a bigger shopping trolley
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Doesn't look like Durham?
Where is the cathedral?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] =)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:28, archived)
# siadwell's come a long way
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Great stuff
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Absolutely :)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 7:40, archived)
# Fucking hell - this was the last post i saw when i went to bed at 2am
And there hasnt been a new one since? Heck - toasty was the only new comment since then.

Is the gayshift dead?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Dont think it was dead....just paraleticly drunk
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 9:13, archived)
# It's just that I don't have any new pictures to share
 
(and also pretty drunk)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Dun kilt beeter
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 10:05, archived)
# You think it's an ordinary pen
but then... ooh, hang on, hello!*

*may not be actual quote
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Evenin' all
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Has anyone ever had Tewkesbury Mustard?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Not even heard of it.
I'm going to check it now :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:21, archived)
# ^same here
edit: Ah, horseradish added.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Oh Yes
Food of the gods.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:36, archived)
# nice stuff
but only works with roast beef. it tastes like a disaster on everything else
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:38, archived)
# ^THIS^
lashing of ^THIS^
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Yes,
Tis good.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:14, archived)
# my fav is
Hot-Headz! Hot 'n' Spicy Mustard
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:15, archived)
# i like your stuff
but i don't like mustard. a custard-based version would give me the horn.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:05, archived)
# haha!
I bloody love custard!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:08, archived)
# custard based mustard
would be confusing and not entirely palatable
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:20, archived)
# custard vs mustard
cumstard
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 10:18, archived)
# where's the welsh mustard you bastard?!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:25, archived)
# In wales?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:26, archived)
# you'll all be sorry when we're in charge.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:27, archived)
# LLOLL
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:31, archived)
# racist
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:32, archived)
# My prejudice has no bounds
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:34, archived)
# sorry, I meant ahahahaha
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Is that like Dragon's Breath Mustard?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 7:31, archived)
# Hatstand!
click
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 10:20, archived)
# :-) I only recognize one sort on mustard and that's English!
I didn't even know there was such a thing as German mustard....
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Oh, oh oh,
But what about Swedish? That IKEA stuff is even more mellow than French's (still funniest mustard-based story of Americans pouring French's mustard, in streets outraged that France wouldn't agree to invade Iraq)
(, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:46, archived)
# before and after?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Good crop this year.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Of Khat presumably.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 2:46, archived)
# I'm Larry Hagman and boy are my arms tired
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:49, archived)
# So stoned he's been transfixed since last night!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Friday Fluff
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:29, archived)
# \o/
'asplodes with cutes'
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Well, it was this or a funny Piers Morgan joke I'm working on.
See, there's lots of Piers, and in the next frame there's less piers.
I haven't worked out the details of the third frame, but it's gonna be funny.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:44, archived)
# piers morgan jokes are gaining in popularity at the moment...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:50, archived)
# walk this way
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:00, archived)
# ARGH
HAMMER IT WITH KILLS
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:11, archived)
# shiiiit its happening again
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Ahahaha stupid beast.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:12, archived)
# You could try burning piers,
or perhaps Morgan rum.
It's so incredibly funny and people just can't wait to see his little face.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:00, archived)
# 'grins'
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:09, archived)
# nice
puss :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:47, archived)
# b3ta needs fluff.
And TOAP.
And Toapy Fluff.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:52, archived)
# toapy fluff
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:02, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:11, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:51, archived)
# chizbiggiz
 

 
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:03, archived)
# awww
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Ha ha!! o/
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Late Saturday afternoon fluff!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# you have a fan
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Royal scratchcard, anyone?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:18, archived)
# A stopped clock is right twice a day
TJ: I need help finding an old picture. It features a conversation between the the man who's head explodes in Scanners and Metal Mickey thus

"Hello Mickey, how are you?"
"Oh I'm fine"
*SPLORT*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Do you mean this guy?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:28, archived)
# That is 'the dude from Scanners' yes
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:32, archived)
# The search is down.
any more details?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Sadly no
I can't remember who did it.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Icke was right!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Better. Than. Mine.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Yeah but
it's over 400Kb. Time for the assault squad.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Soup herb.
Me likey very muchly.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 11:58, archived)
# polar to rectangular, I forget which way..
I forget which way..
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)
# it's a small world innit
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:10, archived)
# yay! I love it when I see a well-done version
Mine always turn out like crap
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:14, archived)
# thankee kind sir
not posted here in years, nice to see CDC (never thought that would be comforting) despite the popular feeling that memes are inside jokes for people who don't have friends. *sniff*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I think the CDC is the oldest meme in the world. It's pretty much a meta-meme, or meteme.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# i like these things
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Cor, that's a plenty round massive grassy eye well what?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:29, archived)
# British Gas advert?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Very effective.
I live in a place like this.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:38, archived)
# This is good because it's good.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:49, archived)
# that's some impressive "fuck" right there
reminds me of something, maybe the little big planet intro.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:06, archived)
# *is dizzy*
Also, and NWIOT, someone asked me to combine Suzi Quatro and Joan Sims. I have no idea why, but you might as well have it:


Slightly iffy in places; I'm tired and my monitor isn't great. Still...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Nicely
is it sunday :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:36, archived)
# amazingness results in much
woo
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:18, archived)
# WARNING!
Have A Great Weekend All!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Thanks!
That really is the graphic on my Canadian smokes right now. Must Protest! ...and it really is a crap movie...but it is losa fun to make fun of =D
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Really?!
I thought it was you being a cunt and trying to offend!

Crikey - it sure beats the meat cravat hipster and the man on a sunbed that we have in the UK
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:28, archived)
# True Enuff!
Thanks.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:35, archived)
# *sigh*
Tis true.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Incorrect
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:42, archived)
# is it though?
i watched a screening at the cinema a couple of months ago, and it was absolutely gripping.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:08, archived)
# giving birth to an eyeball
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:10, archived)
# overated shit like the director, heard he was a proper nonce too
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Ummm
No,it is fantastic movie eluding to Stalinist'ish social control and conversely the karma of being disempowered proletariat.
How did you find Orwell's 1984? A dull grey dystopian borefest?

However, both lack magenta cocks, and that is a serious issue!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Well
it has been argued, fairly persuasively in my opinion, that the movie subverts the aims and themes of the book in a pretty shitty way.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Having neither read the book nor seen the film I can honestly say that they BOTH need more rainbow dinosaur.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah but that's just a lucky guess.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Differing opinions? On the internet?
WHO FUCKING KNEW?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:27, archived)
# GET BENT
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Mortenson method wank
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Picking a severed willy up and waving it isn't a decent wank.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:35, archived)
#
That's the method....
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:36, archived)
# god, you're SO old fashioned
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:20, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:41, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:54, archived)
# any relation of Jeremy the horse?


(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:42, archived)
# If he holds it so hard he picks the balls up too.....
I'm next!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:52, archived)
# The Chode
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:53, archived)
# It's a tearjerker.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:00, archived)
# well, at least its not being stamped on or grated
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Mmm, tender!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha
great movie too
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Is no balcony private any more?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Ooh la la
le smug ;)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:49, archived)
# lol
;)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:41, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:50, archived)
# *clicks*
...shit! I mean, I like the concept, not the subject matter

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:44, archived)
# That is a genuinely terrible idea. Lol
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I feel physically sick from the strength of pun combined with his fucking obnoxious face
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Doesn't anyone else
want to sharpen lots of pencils and poke them with glee into his eyes?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:51, archived)
# i'd rather
run him down in a car, then keep reversing and driving over his legs. then i'd drag him over to the curb and smash his face off it.
once all his teeth are gone i'd go to work on his arms, starting with his fingers, i'd break them all one by one, then dislocate his shoulders and break his arms at the elbow.

then i'd call freebase and have a few beers with him as we watch piers die.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I feel that this scenario would be best portrayed via the medium of photoshop.
Make it so
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:15, archived)
# i would but i have to pop out to get my cans of booze
;( and ;)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:16, archived)
# If I met him I'd probably nod awkwardly, wander off and get on with my day.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:34, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Piers Allgone?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Fingers crossed for a pearl harbour style attack on piers
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:19, archived)
# This is what's called harbouring hatred...
Oh it's so funny when he gets atheists like Ricky Gervais and Penn Jillette on his show and demands they tell him what happens after we die... priceless!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:21, archived)
#

not so fucking pierie.......................gary oldpiers.......................not on my docs
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I HATE PIERS
FUCK YOU
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I'm busy.
I'll deal with you later.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:32, archived)
# gah
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I want to hurt you real bad
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Piers off
Piers right off
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Big
"M", small "organ".
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Oh you terrible person
Punches self in face
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:35, archived)
# oh ffs deploy the T1000

(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Piers all gone plus twat
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 20:49, archived)
# NO THAT THING ON THE RIGHT IS A PIER TOO
SO NOT ALL OF THEM ARE GONE LALALALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I've been reading too much private eye
I was ris'ing as I honestly thought his surname was Moron
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 21:19, archived)

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