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# it doesn't help -- not having knees
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Where she's going
she don't need knees
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:55, archived)
# downhill?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:57, archived)
# hopefully over some cobbles
for some jiggly action
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:34, archived)
# mmmm
over-optimised jigglyjugs
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
#
would
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I'v got a bike you can ride it if you like...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Does it have things to make it look good?
(, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] That'll do, pig.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:30, archived)
# hahahahaah
his face is great
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:32, archived)
# He looks a little like patrick stewart mixed with a chimpanzee
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:40, archived)
# good call
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Haha ^this^
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Damnit
Now I want bacon butties!

And a warp drive capable vessel.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Having had bacon this morning
I fully endorse this post
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:48, archived)
# sushi tacos are shit
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Excellent1
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Dam this is making me want bacon....
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish we'd revised, Ted.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:56, archived)
# That looks like a British army uniform!
Naooohhh waaay! Yes way!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhh
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# It looks like the eBty gun to me
Source?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:57, archived)
# which clown paint matching algorithm did you use
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I understand all those words, just not in that order.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Station!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:12, archived)
# PRIVATE TED!
SIR!
I DIDN'T SEE YOU IN CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING EARLIER!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:35, archived)
# You stole Deacon's easter basket!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I stole it from somewhere
who's Deacon?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:56, archived)
# well.... it was only Ted that was destined for Oats military academy
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Just because I could...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# hehehe
F**kin'ell she looks like shes been through the wringer
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:45, archived)
# she looks like she
's been through needs one in the wringer

although having said that she looks ropey now she's skinnier
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:53, archived)
# skinnier?
She was on the one show the other day, and still looked plump and lovely
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I'd link a story
but sadly they're all written by the Daily M**l. She's not exactly wasting away, but you couldn't use her arse as a bookshelf anymore.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I saw her arse once
years ago, on a photo shoot, she was changing her trousers.
it was big, round, soft........
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:10, archived)
#
...and, I'm done.

Thanks for that.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah, that pic does nothing for her at all
Eat more cake woman!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:02, archived)
# still would
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# She was very complementary about the floors we did for her husband.
She even told him to give us a bonus.
He didn't.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:15, archived)
# You did her on the floor for her husband?
Saucy...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
# He likes to watch
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
# It's good to floss
Cleans out those crevices.

This is why thongs were invented.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:48, archived)
# my badge arrived after all this time
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# You'd think someone would have done one of these already wouldn't you?
Is b3ta host b0rking?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:38, archived)
# lately, it very often takes a while for the smallified version of the CFB to become available
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:53, archived)
# It's just been fixed, future uploads should work fine again
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Did Jim fix it?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] There'll bee bluuuuuuuue-biiirddss- ovaaaaaaaaaah

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)
# auto thumbnail seems broken, doesn't need it anyway
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:01, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:01, archived)
# This makes I laff every single time
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:10, archived)
# there should be a kubrick challenge
imo
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:15, archived)
# :) nice thunk
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I was torn
between a THUNK! and a PAF!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:09, archived)
# YES!
Hahaha
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D cos I'm at work...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:11, archived)
# I still cringe at that pose
the lack of clavicle rotation is criminal, unless it was deliberately meant t o look like an action figure raising its arms
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:19, archived)
# "jumped-up firework display of a toy advert"
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Take your pocket money and GET OUT!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Ah the classics
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Bear in mind, they're more amphibian than human-mammalian
So their shoulder joints and muscles are adapted more for swimming than holding up shiny things at ceremonies. It's quite suited for the "Gungan Style" dance too.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Sadly
I'm RISing on the spike next to R2D2. My eyes aint what they used to be!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:21, archived)
# It's the moppet fighter pilot/podracer
Couldn't make it clearer or the pic would be too big. (and my shitty 'shopping would be more obvious)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Haha, so it is!
Christ. I need my eyes testing.

No more wanking for a bit.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
# He says, "spikes", give him spikes!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Don't tell the missus.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:50, archived)
# If the media could only start referring to it as "putting to sleep"
I'm sure the public would stop insisting people endure years of pointless suffering.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:54, archived)
# the sooner we get places to kick our own buckets the better
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:58, archived)
# I think they worry that it's the thin end of the wedge
and once it's legalised everybody will be wanting to top themselves.

Which is a sad indictment of any system if it feels it's population are so fed up with their lot they are willing to end it all.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Death Wish 8 - Assisted Suicide?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# :D
how fantastically ironic that the director of the Death Wish films would be considering a trip to Dignitas
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Even better if Charles Bronson was alive to preform the final act.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:51, archived)
# "I wish I were dead, hoyy..."
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jimmy Hartnell!!!!!
Where is his "granddaughter" Susan?????
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 2:39, archived)
# The ability to molest any 14 year old in history.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Insert Anne Frank joke here.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry]

[MOD EDIT - come on, you've been asked nicely, optimize, resize or thumbnail them please]
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Get the vaseline.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:56, archived)
# and so is his wife!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:16, archived)
# This image gets better the longer you look at it :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Let's burn him!!
I reduced this 3 times so it would fit! There are pics on here FAR bigger than this!
e.g. Daveycakes
Pie of Meat
Fresh Water Mole - twice!
Happy Toast - Twice!
None of the above have had any reprimands!
Is this a witch hunt on me?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:54, archived)
# the dimensions aren't the problem it is file size
switch on compression when you save, these last two were 280k or so.
With just 10% compression they'd be 80k at the same dimensions, like this:
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Hi God
I'm really disappointed that your user ID isn't √-1
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:06, archived)
#
Point taken. I now understand what you mean. Apologies.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Everything you need to know
is in the FAQ
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:18, archived)
#
Point taken. I now understand what you mean. Apologies. something something font and brown
;D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems like a much happier ending for those dumbos who actually paid real money for a bit of Facebook
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Why did it have to end up about the data mining?
Why couldn't it just have been a nice site to talk to people on?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:24, archived)
# This!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Because Mark Zuckerberg is basically a git
Also Facebook is very conducive to data-mining
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:36, archived)
# See also: most of the rest of the internet.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:30, archived)
# You'll be wanting this
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:00, archived)
# A blank internet page?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Not when I click it
click harder

cuntface.net/
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Ah, adblock was borking it.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Urk!
(, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Oh Dita Gnops have you done to yourself
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:07, archived)
# 'gnopS'
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:07, archived)
# changed it
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:09, archived)
# ta
you're a gent
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:24, archived)
# or I could be a Japanese school girl
You never know or the internet
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:31, archived)
# gaz me pics ;)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:44, archived)
# this lapse in protocol upsets you doesn't it
I understand
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I'm sorry for upsetting the quo
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:13, archived)
# they will wreak their revenge on us all
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:33, archived)
# it's the opposite of a spong (sort of)
not the opposite of pong
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:25, archived)
# how dare you
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:26, archived)
# The one on the left
has the horn.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:06, archived)
# would
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:20, archived)
# That caught me off guard
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Bloody Hell!!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I like this.
as indicated by the clicking of a box with a label indicating my preference for this picture.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:37, archived)
# thanks
i hope you actually customise yours like freebease
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:45, archived)
# My 'friend'
has a dodgy card reader and blank cards, for reasons I neither care about or ask. But copied my normal debit card to a really good goatse card, that works fine, as its my own card. Makes me laugh everywhere I use it.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Good God
That is fucking superb.
*clicks*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:51, archived)
# cheers
the guy facing her has a flan card
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I've always wanted a flancard
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:00, archived)
# fuckday
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:07, archived)
# next fuckday?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 2:09, archived)
# Shopped pics only plz. Thank you.
hee hee clicky
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:58, archived)
# FUCK YES
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Gotta get me one of these
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:07, archived)
# PF this now!
Hahaha!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I need that card!~
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)
# "There are some things that Freebase can't buy...
For everything else, there's B3taCard."
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:22, archived)
# flanda
:)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Not long now until they're all dead, eh?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:04, archived)
# just because they post a shit meme doesn't mean I want them dead
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:32, archived)
# You silly, I meant the pandas.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:13, archived)
# *protests*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 3:01, archived)
# very good!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
YES
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:28, archived)
# ahahaha!
suits her :D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:49, archived)
# : D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 3:35, archived)
# sexeh :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:22, archived)
# This is the first and only...
... freebase 'shop that I have ever enjoyed.

I would not have thought it possible! Good stuff.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:21, archived)
# this is my fave I've made (apart from the original freebase image)
(, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 22:36, archived)
# FuckYaY
(, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Now, don't forget to take one a day...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha clever girl :D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:08, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Haha. The nice thing about this is you can watch ten movies a night.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:47, archived)
# heh
reminds me a bit of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PtrDTdF0hA
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get you a Satanic mechanic...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies."
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Lord Vader: "Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas...."
Luke: "No, Father! How could you?"

Lord Vader: "Luke, I have felt your presents..."

(end credits)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:10, archived)
# well that's gone & blown it..
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Und I did...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:13, archived)
# CLUCKING EGGS!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:49, archived)
# 2 full pumps for Mugabe egg!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:30, archived)
# 4eva in r egg cups!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here
as in Randomness
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty using paint...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Haha
cheap as chips. Made me laugh.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:06, archived)
# 10 Bonus points for how little effort you used
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Now then.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I'm waiting for the Freddie Starr version!
Who'd have thought a teenage girl called her mimsy 'hamster'
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:38, archived)
# RUN, YOU DEAD FUCK
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:40, archived)

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