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# Smallbrainfield's Space Smasher has little tolerance for space-age technology.


And yes, I did nick the idea for this from Knightfall/Dark Knight Rises.
And I didn't use reference AT ALL. Like an idiot.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Tits!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# the one in the air has one central boob
and is poking the one below's boobs in jealousy

Also, what is the fin protruding from the red fella's anus?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Side-on, accidental, and a satellite dish.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
#
his tits certainly have developed over the past 12 hours
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Swiss Army Kitten...

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Three seperate attachments for facilitating the opening of alcohol.
Kitten has his priorities straight.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Actually four, his bum opens beer bottles...
his bum opens beer bottles...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# T-1000 kitten
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# EX-VERMINATE!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# LOL!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I'd love to see a battle between your War Gorilla and my Doomsheep.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# a nautical version?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:04, archived)
# That could do some serious damage to the arm of a settee.
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] hi-tech cats FTW (HAVE A PEA)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I tried to update my animal....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# it could just be a dusty heatsink
...or possibly nectar from a genetically modified cornflower
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:04, archived)
# wyh
i'll stop working on my swiss army kitten anim now ;)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# nice! :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Ta Toasty!
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ooooh... yes I see it now.
I first thought it was a penguin....
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I thought it was a huge pair of jeans
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# broken armageddon
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Bless, love the hat :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahah, it looks like someone stuck his head on upside down.
I love the audience in the first frame.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I was bitten by a goose yesterday
100%TRUFAX
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# So you're a weregoose now?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# o_0
THE PECKENING
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# The Honking...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# no, that's a werecar
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# The gurglin'
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:52, archived)
# A sudden urge to move southwards during the full moon?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
#
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# The loudest and useless beast of the supernatural
*balls*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I once had my trousers attacked by an irate swan.
I just laughed at it, it didn't break my arm or anything.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# one of those evil bastards chased me around lake windermere
it wanted my flake
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I was in the lakes too. It got annoyed I had no more bread to throw at it.
I let it ravage the bottom of my jeans for a couple of minutes before it realised I wasn't scared of it/a bread summoning wizard. They're not particularly scary or threatening.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# this one went nuts
hissing and flapping and chasing me.
also, i believe you are a bread summoning wizard.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# It couldn't have bloody hurt you.
And I can only summon dispair and feelings of mild to strong nausea.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# well it wasn't getting my flake
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Swan Flake

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
has she got a cock or was that the turkish delight one?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:02, archived)
# whats the girls name, leda?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Rachel Brown
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:23, archived)
# These flakes sound like a marvelous invention
Why don't we have such things in America, home of the flakes?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Hahaha!!!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Energy efficient
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:29, archived)
# brilliant, yet disgusting
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Loved playing with these as a kid!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# now, when you say "playing with".....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
#
We'd put them in jars and squash study them.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# did you put them in the fridge
to see if their arses went out when you shut the door?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Ha!!! Where were you when I was ten?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# when were you ten?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Ten years after he was born, silly.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# haha!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Haha! Great.
Ooops... sorry Boris didn't see you there.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# thanks
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# that's not an improvement!
metal chicken is not edible :(
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :o)
For no reason

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Still don't know WHY the chicken crossed the road.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Why did the pervert cross the road
Cause he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# classic :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:58, archived)
# To get to the other side.
He wanted to be run over.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:42, archived)
# cos he felt run down?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:20, archived)
# i saw a fox yesterday while out walking the dog
it was about 11am while it was pissing with rain.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:24, archived)
# A fox walking a dog?
It's the end of days
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# how far away is that belisha beacon?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# How near is that chicken???
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# there's more to this than meets the eye
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I think I took the base image from an existing 'shop that Barbarossa had done with the beacon pre-shrunk.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# haha yea I thought that too :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Arf!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Robocock...?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# YES!!
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Vroom!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# YES!!!
Hahahahahaha :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Oh wow
How lovely.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# FUCK YOU IVORY POACHERS!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
# JUMBOTRON TO THE RESCUE!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay heffalumps!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Woo ace scrolling :D
*clickies
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# what she said^
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Challenge is going well :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# He's gonna flat spot those tyres.
.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:38, archived)
# It's been too long dear b3ta!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:28, archived)
# fffft!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:30, archived)
#
omg!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# it's OK. It doesn't hurt for long
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
There are so many elements to this. It's like a very tall synergy.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# it was from the Tea compo
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:49, archived)
#
:-D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# ...Oh.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# You must be punished for this
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# spending the day here is punishment enough
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Mmmm green Thai curry
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:30, archived)
# is that from imperial hunon?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# welcome back :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Indeed!
Coming out to play next Weds? www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24608
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:20, archived)
# hehehe
From the movie aftermath compo...

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Leaving a trail of stinking death behind him! HaHa!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Wait for it.... Wait for it....

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Good God!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Gerald was most pleased with his upgrade
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Dammit!
Now *I* want a hover-hat
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :D


(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# spiffing
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Wahey!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
#
yay!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# No humanisms
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# The desert never forgive. :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# everyone loves the pink panther
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Awesome
Pearoast excuse.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] And another.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm... yeah...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.
Sorry sorry sorry.


Click for bigger (103 kb)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, for f*cks sake...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Epic :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# awesome
every one

wyh!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Have a giant flying Koala as well
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I just managed to scroll down the page at the same rate that kitty here is going up!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] is this the pearoast thread?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] yep!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# this is still ace :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:44, archived)
# 'Ning all!
It's not like there aren't any signs...

CFB
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hehe
did you see the dinosaurs on BBC Breakfast? And I don't mean Bill Turnbull
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Sadly, no.
I don't have TV... if it's good I will dig it out on iPlayer.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# they had the dinos from the Walking With Dinosaurs stage show on
they are very well done.







Wait a minute...


NO TV?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
I have a nice big monitor for watching DVDs, but no actual live broadcast stuff, no.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:01, archived)
# how do you square that with the TV licence people?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I'm in the same position.
Some people's experiences make for interesting reading ... thankfully my own don't yet extend beyond a few letters, I have yet to return home to find my front door kicked in :(
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I get an extra £145 a year to spend on gin and hats.
They've been threatening to come round for years but they haven't bothered yet. My landlord insists I keep the aerial and the satellite dish in place, but they're both obviously either broken or unconnected.

They're welcome to come round any time. I live with my impressive collection of edged weapons at the end of a dark, mysterious driveway in an isolated location with a private Victorian sewer...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:40, archived)
# What did Charlie Brooker say to the drunk cross-dresser who was making an arse of himself at Charlie's house party?
"Fuck off, Lily."
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Haha! I like the hubcap stuck on his horn....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# aaaw...yay!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I no rite. Only USB 2.0...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# didn't really need that close up there!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Really? I didn't think people would be able to make out what it was....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# perhaps
it was more the close up of a cat's arse generally!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# o_O

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
# yip
and for sharpening pencils
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# It dries as it holds...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Oh how I laughed...
...[click].
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Semi-relevant pea
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Midi-witch Cuckoos...?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:18, archived)
# They make a 5-pin din
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is stupid.

I like it.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a pearoast, not worth it's own thread.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Strangely cute :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
good one
(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# ahahaha
Extra points for the close-up
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# aww
yay

:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Corgi LaForge?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# ]-)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# heehee
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:57, archived)
# haha
top happy upping
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] robobonobo


I'll put this here
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# hehehehehehehee
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Aww
but I liked it better when you posted it in its own thread ;)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks. I feel like I'm being rude...
posting everything in new threads. Recently I've read people getting told off for just posting stuff and not interacting, so I felt bad about that because that's what I always do, and relocated it to a related thread.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Think that it's mainly re-posting in new threads that attracts that sort of attention
:)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
well I wouldn't do that. Except in case of compo.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Nice 1
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# This really needs to win.

I predict I shall be chuckling and saying "Robobonobo" for most of the rest of the day.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] He just wants some bananas


edit: started before I knew what the new compo was, kind of fits(ish) so what the hell.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Mind the piss!
Sorry W33b! Down there vvvv
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:20, archived)
# salright i guess
very good work, give yourself a gold star
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)
# soz
pops into head on way to work, cursory bindun check, post it 2hrs later and you're there.

Weird. Top stuff to you too!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# and it kind of fits the compo too?!
too weird. Oh well.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:28, archived)
# grumpy :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# They should have use gorilla glass
/coat
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# but he could fix it with gorilla glue
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:16, archived)
# nice to see David Coulthard doing something useful
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha
sexeh :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] From 2 weeks ago
Solving things with science
Quite apt nevertheless

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# burn 'im!!
im er
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# haha wants
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I've never been there
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# loves
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:07, archived)
# my eyes would do that too
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Magnificent!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Yes, yes and yes
in that order
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] my money's still on the greyhounds
have this pea
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] we also cater for the lady dog owner
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
LOVE the lipstick! :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# any excuse for a pea
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Pretty Pedro
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Ha-ha! Blimey.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
lully.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Do not show this post to Parasite Hilton
She would use the entire family fortune to try and get gentic sciens to make it, and so destroy her ability to self-publicise in the process.

On second thoughts...

*click*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!!!!! click
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Nice
I suppose the brushing is done by the dog wagging its tail on command.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# the lipstick is inspired :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Beauty!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Ice cream, anyone?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# No sprinkles, ta.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I don't want to know where the chocolate flakes are made
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Taking it to the next level!
Sorry, but this is a bit long, so please CFB.



Click for bigger (95 kb)

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:33, archived)
# haha
I bet Heston doesn't make Cantonese Squash for a while
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# *walks away whistling*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# oof
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# I felt bad at first
but then that went away
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# nice :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Watching GB Food Revival, I was genuinely disappointed to find out that Monica
A: Doesn't bat for the same team.

B: Is actually quite nice, and a little bit fun.

She's become all human to me now. I'm totally going to start stalking her.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)

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