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# what's kickin', chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:09, archived)
# Yeti nother one?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:12, archived)
# c'mon mate, i ain't 'armin' nobody
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:25, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:39, archived)
# i dont think so, most supermodels don't have tits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:43, archived)
# you can milk this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:46, archived)
# Why won't those bastards help him!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:48, archived)
# The guy on the right's last name is Zapruder
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:52, archived)
# They conspired to get him on that treadmill.
I wonder what accidental footage they'll take. Maybe it's of the largest tennis ball in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 4:06, archived)
# That's what they want you to think!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 5:50, archived)
# also, bloody photojournalists are all the same anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:53, archived)
# TERRIBLE INTERNET POOP AND SNUFF GUY OMFG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 5:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10898625
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# needs more lickin' and stickin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# To Soon
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)
# where is soon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Mars
Requirements for entry: Your ass.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 0:32, archived)
# bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 0:34, archived)
# The Elemental Starfish of Cocoa Bay knows all.
I'd have replied sooner but, rather ironically, I needed a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 0:48, archived)
# Jay Rayner?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 7:21, archived)
[challenge entry] So if they're required by statute, that's a "statutory Rapiscan"?

As endorsed by Jim Davidson, Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter, Freddie Starr and Max Clifford.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Are you sure it isn't
Rapist'scan?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Not the most trustworthy company in the world:
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/11/rapiscan-accused-of-faking-privacy-tests-for-airport-scanners/

Deepak Chopra is Chairman, CEO, and Founder (but not the more famous Deepak Chopra.) But even more twisted is the fact that Michael Chertoff' (AKA Skeletor #1, the failed head of Homeland Security ) is the shadow head of the company. BTW, Skeletor #2 is Rick Scott, the current governor of Florida.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 6:51, archived)
# Goodnight all !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:22, archived)
# This should be compo(ed)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:12, archived)
#


by the way i redesigned my website so thats cool
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# I really like your picture of a siren on your website.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:06, archived)
#
the mermaid girl? ive been told thats not a siren but just a mermaid but she turns into a monster when you get too close
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# I know it's a light....
.

.
and not a siren... pedants!
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:55, archived)
#
get too close sober up
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 0:54, archived)
# I loves teh pixels I do
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Why does my workplace
not involve such job titles? I feel cheated by life.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:15, archived)
# This job adequately satisfies required parameters, Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:42, archived)
# happy new year
I made a dirty vector picture NSFW
I don't really know why
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Vector?
I hardly know 'er!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)
# utter filth.
more.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:52, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Is one
permitted to dool?
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:57, archived)
# all i see are a pheasant and a hare chasing a stomach (which is wearing a stocking cap)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Cheeky
so and so
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:00, archived)
# wait, didn't you say that earlier?
I can't find it, WTF? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 2:55, archived)
# If that's your jizz
see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:06, archived)
# no, it's my jizz.
I need to see a doctor, and he needs to see a shrink - HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:11, archived)
# whoa, a 5-legged race
you don't see those very often.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:25, archived)
# 6
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Right, first thing in the morning I'm cancelling your comics at the newsagent, you filthy little boy.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Also NSFW -- alien porn
NSFWNSFWNSFW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 2:47, archived)
# Back
Jesus, it's been a while. 5 years I think, sorry :( Anyhoo ... The Fudge is back, I need you all in my life again! Mwahahahahahahaha
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# fucking ace!
we all missed you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:53, archived)
# 29th September 2005 was your last post
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Balls
NFW! hmmmm, i have absolutely no idea what i've been doing for the last 7 years, maybe thats why i need you all again ;)
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:56, archived)
# have you been making funny pictures?
also, what have you missed? can someone do a summary?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:58, archived)
# I was lurking
last night/this morning as i had day two hangover, i needed some mindpiss to satisfy a craving. I've not touched the shop for a while tho i've got a copy somewhere so i think there will be a return to form shortly. I'm not a web prick any more so i'll have to use a bit of the old 'force'
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# never met you before but Hello
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# ^this
also.. it is testament to how loved you must be that you have posted on the board, without an image and have not recieved death threats etc :D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# as i sayeth
normal service will resume shortly - just need to find the cunting shop :(
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Is a cunting-house close enough?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)
# or how grateful people are for someone to simply post something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# ^^^^^^^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)
# hello
a pleasure to make your acquintance, now strip and grunt ... please ;)
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
# the cunting shop is that way >>>
you seem to be the ultimate example of "you'll never leave"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)
# yes
off I goes
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I don't even have the foggiest who you are and I've missed you LOADS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
# That deserves a
WOO (if people are still doing that kinda thing?)
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Hello.
I doubt you need me in your life. I'm astonishingly dull.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# yeh right...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Not talking to you.
I can't tell what day it is yet in my kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Meh
the kittens came back from gwandma today and my head is still a fuckbucket of mess, what year is it really?
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# it is 2013,
I'm sure of that. But I can't tell you the day.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# If your dullness is astonishing, you can't be that dull
Hah, logic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Hmmm,
To paraphrase a book that I forget the title of, the most interesting thing about me is how uninteresting I actually am.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Ever read any Hofstadter?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# No,
Not yet anyway. But I'll read anything.... Well perhaps not /talk or QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:00, archived)
# well he describes this in "I am a Strange Loop"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interesting_number_paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Well,
that completely messed with my head. Worse, I sort of understood it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:11, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Oh my god! THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK!
Wait, who are you? I don't know you.

Oh wait.

I don't know who I am, who am I?

*remains with feelings of confusion and wet guilt*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:39, archived)
# NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The name for a symbol used to replace swear words in comics is a "grawlix"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Really? That's f@#$ing mental!
And the circles of paper that a hole puncher cuts out are called 'chads'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)
# haha, I bet the Daily Mail are considering running an article on swearing in comics right now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Before you know it, the country will be filled with germans
and sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:40, archived)
# May I present Tom Selleck's impression of The Lorax...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# It's Mike Haggar from Final Fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# No, it's definitely Tom Selleck.
He's just got a peanut allergy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Aww poor Tom Selleck D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:01, archived)
#
Stalin P.I.
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# ah,haaaaaaaaaa -- oh hai, familiar source
CroMagnon P.I.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)
# He ends up looking like garrus from Mass Effect.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 6:02, archived)
# Never liked this twunt!


yet another Savile related arrest!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:18, archived)
# BBC news, twitter, b3ta
I knew I wouldn't be disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# It's like a hotline to tragedy on here sometimes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# nick nick nick nick nick nick...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)
# *filename :D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# +ed, +ed, +ed, +ed, +ed, +ed.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bullying is a result of latent homosexuality
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
# office lols
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Thanks Mr Twatter!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 20:06, archived)
# Then nearly everyone in high school was gay? Huh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Just about but I went to a school for performing arts.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS:
www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a448099/jim-davidson-arrested-by-jimmy-savile-police-on-suspicion-of-sex-abuse.html



(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)
# he's got his best molesting coat on there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Traditional countryside molester look
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 3:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hugo Boss designed the uniforms for the Nazis, the SS and the Hitler youth.
the SS and the Hitler youth.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# And I did this first, but liked it less...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# ready for the
Battle of the Bulge...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:57, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:02, archived)
# ha he's got them on inside out
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)
# YES
I definetely didnt flip the source picture.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:04, archived)
# silly Mr Hitler,
he always gets something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:09, archived)
# He just never gets the breaks does he?
He's like a silly old grandad.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# No he didn't.
He MADE uniforms for them. As did nearly every other German tailor between 1933 and 1945.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jan 2013, 20:58, archived)
# The point is that he was a huge admirer of Hitler.
Which is pants.

Good factage, Plummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Shush it jewboy.
You DO. NOT. DISS. DER. UBERHOMEY!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] LEDs are older than you think.


It's been 50 years since the first LEDs were produced.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Bonus points for identifying the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:50, archived)
# It's either Manley or Darwin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Darwin?
and I think the LED is a CP-574 prototype.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# i think it's a beard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# kate bush?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# COL
[chuckle out loud]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Some little snips from a video coming out at the end of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# now that is the most random thing that I have seen today
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# It's a film about Darwin, The Inventor Of The LED Zeppelin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# LEDs weren't invented though. Darwin discovered that they had evolved from eyes of newt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# By Jove!

I think you're right...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# Frog is connecting...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:56, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHW1ho8L7V8
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:03, archived)
# he's got quite an impressive
baud rate...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Is that morse
for "You are awful...but I LIKE you!" ?
And click
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:13, archived)
# is it a squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# I think you'll find it's actually an evil blood sucking vampire tabby cat
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# KRAL MOX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 20:02, archived)
# The new Robocop sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# I knew it was a mistake to let Dyson sponsor it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
# yeah not blue ones though
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Bonus Gallium Nitride points for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# kids today
they don't remember a time before blue LEDs
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# HI, I'M KRAL MOX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 20:02, archived)
#
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# angry disco robot turtle is angry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Some little snips from a video coming out at the end of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# :D
maybe
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# So isn't anal sex, but not on my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# hypnotic...
- that's my kind of Trivial Pursuit, too - all science and nature questions.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Sad tape deck is sad.
Home taping is killing music.

Also, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# ROBOT ERROR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# er ror!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# AH, 2013, I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

Hello b3ta, happy new year. I was doing a nice picture about a revelatory cheese moment I had on new years eve, but Corel Photo Paint decided to crash like a big smelly poo at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)
# pfft
hello fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)
# I had some amazing cheese on new years eve, it was incredible, some sort of cheddar infused with smoky chillis
My god but it was good. Did you have a good christmas? Were there any amazing foodstuffs? Honestly, I wish I could find the wrapper for that cheese, it was intense.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# indeed I did have a good christmas
I was given alcohol, which is helping me deal with day to dayness very well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# The older I get, the less I give a stuff about the presents
and just get excited about the food and the booze. Lovely booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# some of us got a massive orange dragon, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# is it house-trained?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# it sits most politely on top of the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:25, archived)
# who's says there's
nothing good on the box these days?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)
# not me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)
# what?
What?

Do you have any pictures? I hope it's house trained.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# it's lovely and sparkly
but not in a gay teenage vampire way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Ha ha,
what a helmet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# heheh - I thought this too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:23, archived)
# sontarans live amongst us and they are smug
EDIT: toasty, you cheeky ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# great minds
I was just quicker on the drawage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# has he been run over by a cab?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)
# "The sex"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:50, archived)
# haha!
I hope the revelatory cheese moment can be re-drawn, and the muse hasn't deserted you forever.
I for one am keen to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# kind of my own fault.
I've used Corel stuff for years so I should be used to it. (I think unexpected crashes are a feature designed to keep users alert). Also I didn't have auto save enabled. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# aw, shucks...
Photoshop's the same. No autosave and a tendency to crash. I have gnashed many a tooth over lost work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Arf!

Happy 2013 SBF and all of you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# *dances the batusi*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Some little snips from a video coming out at the end of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# *awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# The month of November.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# i prefer octoberr
i get presents then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Youtube video?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Just watch the FP.
I'm sure it will end up there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Pride goeth before the fall
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
www.b3ta.com/board/10902515
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# you're thinking of booze
booze goeth before a fall and quite often damp pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# LEAVE BOOZE ALONE!
...what?....uh...no....wait...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# you should have said that last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# I'm always thinking of booze.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# i'm thinking i shouldn't have drunk so much last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Weakling
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# i'm not supposed to have more than about 3 drinks
i had a full bottle of aussie white, half a bottle of fizzy wine and 2 cans of strongbow. i drank less than most people here last night. good party :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Sounds like a party extraordinaire
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# my parents work new year's eve
so they always have a party the day after. quite a few never came because they had that damn norovirus that's doing the rounds, but it was still a great night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# You 2 people have a nice day!... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Holy Hootenanny Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# ditty ditty dee da dee da dee ditty ditty dee da dee da dee
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Heresy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Currently watching the 1960s Batman on ITV4.
A bloke in a fez just sprayed Batman with radiation, and it made his cowl pink. Because that's exactly what radiation does.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Heh heh, "cowl"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Dr No lost his hands to radiation
somehow
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# radiation beat him in a poker game, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# sounds more scientifically accurate than Chirstopher Nolan's efforts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# It's Bale I feel most sorry for, that horrid costume that compresses his larynx so much
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Bale's cowl doesn't have nose-holes, which explains his weird rasping voice.
This might be due to an in-built oxygen system, but I'm still calling bullshit on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Adam West was the only Batman who didn't stop on the way to do battle with the bad guys in order to colour in around his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Hah! So true.
Plus, he came with onomatopoeia postcards. And a bit of a tummy. And his suit didn't have nipples, George Clooney.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Also, chalk eyebrows.
No contest.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Adam west gives 0 fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# they've been doing that since the 80s
www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/batman-1989-17-g.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# but now he looks FABULOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# :D...CLASSIC!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)
# "I seeeee the dark knight
arising.
I seeeee trouble on the way...."
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Bruce Fogerty.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Someone (vbloke) mentioned that a young Christopher Walken looks like Scarlett Johansson
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Walken's face is too big for his head.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# IS Miranda the love child of Christopher Walken and Scarlett Johansson?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# hehee, reminds me more of Matt King
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# A few years ago I found that Lily Allen is the lovechild of Katy Perry and Christopher Lloyd
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# this is going to be difficult to masturbate to
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Not impossible though
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# I might just cover the body up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10898625
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Well, of course you would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# and the result is a sexy ginger fuhrer...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# if you knew an old mate of mine called carol king
you'd say "wow, that looks just like carol king!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Looks like the woman from Eraserhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# blimey!
- looks like Gerard Depardieu's chin made it into the mix somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
#
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# As with all of your animations, they are a delightful indicator of a broken mind.
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# On a completely unrelated note,
I saw this fellow at the motorway services yesterday:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# That's a pretty bird
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Bohemian Waxwing.
Spends th summer in Scandanavia and if things get particularly cold, or the berries run out, they can migrate in large numbers to the UK and the continent. It's been a good year for them over here.
They're the thing that got me into bird watching - walking to work one day in Glasgow and there were more than a hundred outside the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Beautiful colours & photo
Almost doesn't look real
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
# They're far too pretty to be a European bird, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# ´large too, here in Sweden can often get a flock moving from tree to tree (if it's the same that I think it is)
quite lovely and a lot of noise =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Certainly sounds it!
I'd love to see them in the summer one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# they are splendid birds
i remember a couple of years ago i was out and they were in some low trees right next to the path, everyone was walking past not noticing them and i was agog at how close to, what seems like, hundreds of them i was and they weren't batting an eyelid at my presence.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:48, archived)
# had he stopped for a Vimto and a Wagonwheel?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# He only had a £20 note,
so he had to put the vimto back.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Great photo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Beautiful plumage!
Is he pining for the fjords? (Really nice pic, woo)
(bovine intervention, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# reading this I feel one of those sad-happy moments
thanks
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# reminds me of David Firth
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
# very nice
as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# morning tumbleweeds, have some robocop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 8:38, archived)
# Grand.
Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 8:58, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!*
*probably wouldn't, but woo to the pic all the same
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:13, archived)
# I'M A FRIDGE AHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# I hear Michelangelo's "David" got caught in bed with a 12-year-old Horse Chestnut
She may have consented, but it's still statue-tree rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# I'm sorry, but appallingly tortuous puns go on QOTW, not here.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# *Awaits CGI-heavy remake that doesn't capture the essence of the original*
Saying that, Total Recall wasn't terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# heeeeellllp meeee!!!
ace pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# *rolls past*
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Another b3taday
Methinks yet another b3taday hath arrived!
(Valefar So what?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 0:37, archived)
# *sympathy reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 7:09, archived)
# Sympathy sympathy reply
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 8:01, archived)
# Deepst simpithys <3
4eva in ower harts
wit da angles
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# *generic comment about not having an icon*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 8:11, archived)
# ^this
Was about time I donated again and I've managed to confuse myself; are the new icons lego, optimus, cock & elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# think so, it's been ages since those though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Cheers
Opted for Cock as I'm often making one of myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Good point, I need to donate again.
New Year, new donation. (Also: unemployment, so maybe more time spent on B3ta.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Best waste of time on the internets :)
sorry to hear about your work
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# I may be jerked into reality in a couple of months
but at the minute I'm not panicking, in my field contracts tend to be awarded late Spring for work starting October, and I'm totally out of sync with it. (Also: funding has been cut horrifically, but there are still alternatives for a man happy enough to jump countries, and until then the Norwegians are pretty generous with benefits...)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
#
Happy 7th to you, Happy 4th to me
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Happy 4th
To You
(Valefar So what?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Howdy, old-timer!
I missed my fifth, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Just don't miss your fifth...
I got my fifth right here beside me.
(Valefar So what?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Happy B3thday!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# THANX!
for kind wish.
(Valefar So what?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 1:26, archived)
# you don't get a b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# I quite like that
Now stick around and post more! You're averaging around 0.09 posts a day at the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40, archived)
# It's difficult...
...because I do graphics all day, then get home exhausted (I'm old).
(Valefar So what?, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# nice - you could post as a reply when someone
has a real b3taday...

- only joshing, have a happy 7th.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Thank
you
(Valefar So what?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 1:23, archived)

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