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# There's never anything on anyway...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:42, archived)
# I seem to recall
'Cosmo and Dibs'? Had one episode where an 'Uncle' figure was tickling one of them and tee-hee-hee...oh......I don't like it when you tickle me there .....

/subtle.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:01, archived)
# I always found them annoying.
I preferred it when the mood was gothic horror. You know, with ragged crows, surreal squirrels and clackety-toothed dragons..The stuff of nightmares.
Not that being tickled-up by an Uncle isn't. Allegedly.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
# *Googles Cosmo and Dibs*
I think I remember something like this... did this run through to the early 90s?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Ahh, it was one of 'those' shows.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:02, archived)
# if you listen carefully
you can hear the final, tattered shards of my childhood tinkling down b3ta's storm drain of desolation.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 2:31, archived)
# recent events have tainted
one of the finest pieces of TV I ever saw.
Jimmy Saville being interviewed by Zig & Zag on the big breakfast.
ain't never gonna see that again :(
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 4:14, archived)
# Stuck for something to watch, Jabberwoc?
Fancy some Übermensch shenanigans?
Then why not try 'Push' - an under-rated, super-powered, gem from 2009:
youtu.be/9NhzjqDJXJQ
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Cor! Ta, Captain...
As an Untermensch myself I shall have a watch of this and improve.
Also, thanks to whoever posted "Battle Beyond the Stars" on /links..enjoyed that in an almost-too-pissed-to-see-straight kind of way. Long overdue for a watch.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Enjoy, sir.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] You did say Ray Gobots didn't you??
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha George On My Mind
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:44, archived)
# lick me chode jack..
:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha

also, (squirt your) mess around.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:05, archived)
# hahah..
I can't stop rubbing you...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Frot, in the name of love.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:21, archived)
# BLUEWAFFLE HILL
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Very good. *click*
Did this earlier then had to go outsideoffline, bit late but have it anyway.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:52, archived)
# outstanding, sir
have some click.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:28, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Ooh
hello ducky!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Pfffft!
"Oooooh! Hello, The Sperminator! How aaaaaaaaaaaaare yoooooooooooooou, gorgeous?!" *mwah* *mwah*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Look what just arrived

Even came with a pot of glue.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Airfix have really gone weird lately.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks, Zappa. THZAPPA.


De-rissing

And the accompanying track is here.....although because of the track cuts the last 60 seconds of the previous track 'A token of my extreme' explains the image.

open.spotify.com/track/4kh0wdJaQ8xmZyPSq4xR2L

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Oh my fucking god
That's FAR too shocking for the internet, let alone B3ta!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# I think you would probably get in more trouble
because the clit-ticklers look like someone flicking the Vs.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# See the chrome...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# I am happy you posted this
See: :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:31, archived)
# I did think- if ANYONE would geddit...
proud, Sir. Proud.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Hello
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
# ´haha ew, and the covered-up version is horrible enough, knowing what will come =)
a classic shudder
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:38, archived)
# I think we can assume the whereabouts of the deviant mouse, Midge?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Mungo and Hairy Minge?
Quite progressive, that one. It referred to a kid living in a tower block rather than in an idyllic country cottage. And she broke her arm once.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Still around, Wobbly?
Good to know.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:23, archived)
# yay wobbly
no don't Re-lurk:(
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
Stick out your hot curly weeny
Make it go fast, in and out
MAGICAL PIG!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:57, archived)
# :-))))
if only I knew German, I could have liked that song twice as long.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# It's... not very *accurate* German
The transcriptions on the internet are entertaining, mind :) From memory,

Fich mich, du miserabler Hurenson
Du miserabler Hurenson
Fich mich, du miserabler Hurenson
Du miserabler Hurenson
Streckt aus deinen heissen gelockten
Streckt aus deinen heissen gelockten
Streckt aus deinen heissen gelockten
Schwanz
Schaaaaanz

Macht es ganz schnell
Rein und raus
MAGISCHES SCHWEIN
Macht es ganz schnell
MAGISCHES SCWEIN

Bis es spitzt, spitzt, spitzt, spitzt feuer
Bis es spitzt, spitzt, spitzt, spitzt feuer

Aber [can't remember this verb] nicht das Sofa, Sofa
Aber [can't remember this verb] nicht das Sofa, Sofa

Pick me, I'm clean
I am also programmed for conversational English
Do you come here often?


etc.

God it's ages since I listened to that album :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:01, archived)
# well, contextually
it would probably be 'come' or 'arrive' or 'achieve satisfaction' or 'spunk'....

Edit- 'no jizz' according to Google Translate.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)
# "beklecker"
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:20, archived)
# Aha, thank you :)
My copies of the CDs with the libretto inside are about a thousand miles away from me. I shall remember this verb. "bekleckern", "to jizz".
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Bama a Swearin'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] You sissy mary, Gort !!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# such a brilliant film
So good even Keanu's remake is ok
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)
# no it isn't
difference of opinion!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# yep !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# The original is a genuine classic.
His opening gift to mankind did look like a fucking weapon, though.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# NO
Remake completely got the tone wrong... He was a threat to mankind. He didn't bring a message of peace and a warning to put aside childish disputes... He was here to fuck us all up.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# "You misunderstand," the mighty robot had said. "I am the master."
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Except when they go to mcdonalds.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Larry Gayson!
Nicely...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# edit; I did like the louvre doors insde the ship. very chic
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] HELLO against .

apparently not gay enough!?!?!?
my new favourite word is Interrabang!?!?!
going to get it in any wayz . .
Bananarama!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:25, archived)
# i see
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Taking down your particulars in a galaxy far, far away.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Everything seams to be in order here
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)
# no idea, don't ask!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# (Em)balm(ing) (fluid) down, Dear.
Or something...

Goodbye, Grumpy Batchelor-Man.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# I'll see if I can get one on the market tomorrow.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# He did when it came to food.
Oysters nearly cost him a leg, and his love of steak tartare almost killed him.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)
# i bet the angels have mixed their spunk in with his ambrosia.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
#

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# /o \o
Waving.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# What do you call a really smart Geordie?
FYI-man.

/coat
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)
# /gets coat for you.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# AYUM BLIND etc.


WYH!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Spooky.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
# *approves*
*clicks*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Awthenkyew
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Hahahah
More robot sock here: b3ta.com/board/9647745
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] You are a lovely machine, darling!

Disclaimer: Posted by a fudge-packing poster
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# what I really like about this image challenge is all the blatant homophobia.
no wait. that's what I DON'T like about this image challenge.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I can't wait for next weeks "ethnic robots" challenge
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
# someone gazzed me suggesting I repost my "Post-Optimus Prime" picture.
not going to.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:11, archived)
# there have been a few transgender and transvestite posts
you know, it's all the same, eh

:(
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# yeah I've seen you frowning at them.
"hurr hurr queers eh, hurr hurr," wish I'd never made it now, reminds me of what Stewart Lee says about how you never know if people are laughing at your jokes for the wrong reason.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)
# the start of this
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:58, archived)
# If you're laughing at Steward Lee
you've definitely made some kind of mistake.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# If it's any consolation, I've since uncompo'd that pic I posted the other day.
Bit of a minefield, this compo. :S might sit this one out.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:36, archived)
# hey, don't let my personal views alter your posting habits
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Nah, you had a point there Toasty.
Besides, no point in recompoing it, it wasn't doing well.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Yes, understanding gender/sexuality is too difficult for many.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Basically , "gay robots" makes as much sense as "Unitarian pudding".
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)
# :D
I hope this wins
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)
# I now feel ashamed of my "Winking Marvin The Paranoid Android" post.
That remark is 50% self-deprecating humour and 50% God's-honest truth.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# yeah,
that
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# storming into the lead!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# A fate worse than decommission :'(
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# NOOO DISSASEMBLLLLE
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Unitarian puddingist
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Erm BTW
Wot font is that? I did once see something similar embedded in a Powerpoint thing, but I couldn't seem to extract it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Get away from me, you fudge-packing midget!
midget
machine
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Excellent!
Now my lesson-planning time is going to be spent trawling the tube for episodes of Bertha.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
I can still hum the theme tune...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo.
Although it's debatable if they're robots..
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# They aren't robots.
Daleks are hideous mutant blobs that sit inside.

From Wikipedia..."Within the series narrative, Daleks are cyborgs made from their original forms, extraterrestrial Kaleds from the planet Skaro, genetically modified and integrated within a tank-like robotic mechanical shell. They were created by the scientist Davros during the final years of a thousand-year war against the Thals. During an unseen conflict with the series protagonist The Doctor's race, the Time Lords between the 1996 television movie and 2005 revived series, the Daleks were almost completely killed off, a plot point in several episodes. The Daleks are a powerful race bent on universal conquest and domination, utterly without pity, compassion or remorse. Various storylines portray them as having had every emotion removed except hate, leaving them with a desire to purge the Universe of all non-Dalek life. Collectively they are the greatest enemies of the series' protagonist, the Time Lord known as the Doctor. They are popularly known for their catchphrase "Exterminate!" and are a well-recognised reference in British popular culture, listed in several major dictionaries."
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# *squints*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# No, that's what the FBI call
the scientists in "Bones".
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Thanks..
...for clearing that up!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# So what you're saying is
you're lonely.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# I was just clearing up a misunderstanding.
A minute of wikipedia was enough to come up with the goods. But yes, I did already know most of it.

/goes back to shed of loneliness.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Get yourself a cuntshed.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:36, archived)
# they're basically like a kind of armoured mobility scooter
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] well, if you're reposting, I'll hijack your thread . . .
if you're reposting I'll hijack your thread . . .


(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
'bell-end to yellow circle' Checkmate, I believe.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Heh heh, reminds me of this from TV Offal years ago.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# white wee wee
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Is that a lady Cain grasping for a cylinder of Nuke?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
fucking hell, Captain!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I've just noticed the reflection of the guy taking the photo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:15, archived)
# reposts FTW and by the way.........

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# 'This device can now be safely ejaculated from the computer.'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# subtle
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# --homomechanical?---
---i prefer more knobs--and in the right places--when my glans is vacuumed---
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:48, archived)
# They're mincing cyborgs.
Didn't you do Gay Alien GCE?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:43, archived)
# E - jac - u - late
E - jac - u - late

etc
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Bandwagon - 2 HIT COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# 24% Winner Bugers!
Yum.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Oooops
Perhaps he's feeling a little 'stiff'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Bugers are Win
:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# 24% Bugers
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Buger me!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Everyone has a weiner inside.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# I thought most people's were on the outside! o_O
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Let's hope Alan Sugar doesn't die.
Wait - Did I really say that?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Sorry everyone - sloppy work.
Fixed it now..

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Winnaaar
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha, you know what, he wasn't a complete cove.

Have a look on Youtube for him laying into Richard Littlejohn some time. RIP, Michael Winner.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# An opportunity for me to drag these old slags out:


(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Gumph!
That top one is truly macabre.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Would
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Didnt post this when i first did it, because its not a horse burger or anything humourous or current
Have it anyway, before the Winner-rush is upon us.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# the bit that said Click for bigger ;)
marvellous pic fella, you're definitely getting OK at this stuff
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# I decided a CFB was worthy, lest i offend people with the image's girth.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# it's under 100k, go for it
people post much wider, myself included!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Tried removing the path for the thumbnail / smaller version, and it vanished.
Tried other things, and it didnt work.

Cant be arsed - b3ta is a helluva user-unfriendly beast at times.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# there you go, it's just html :)
*edit - that character looks almost exactly like one of my neices. Can you re-render it with brown hair and normal teenage girl clothes, cheers ;D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
#
GASP! Involuntary mod intervention! *FLOUNCES, LEAVES*
(ta, Toasty)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Save the_cheerleader.3ds, save the_world.3ds
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# *saves*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I remind... (JJ fanart character's cosplay)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Eeeeek! She must spend a lot on contact lenses
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# she will use 4 lenses glasses. :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# I bet her depth perception is powerful.
she wouldn't be able to watch 3D movies though.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
# After your last pic,
I thought we were getting somewhere. Obviously not.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I will post more borderlands art :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)
# draw Michael Winner
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Michael? Michael Mamaril there in Borderlands2
...wait. Michael Winner?
OK. I will draw both!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# No problem. She is not danger.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Well I'm not convinced.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# I think fear this man than many eyes girl...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)
# He is used to frighten the horses at racecourses,
so they behave.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# He harassment to horses...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Something like that, yes.
search google for 'John Mcrirrick' and 'double carpet'.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:17, archived)
# cant....take...eyes....off....cameltoe
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# It was one of the most alluring things
About "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century", for a lad of the right age.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# i was too young to appreciate it on that level
I just remember being fascinated with Twiki and his stupid voice and flashing light box thing.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Wilma Deering was one of my earlier recognitions
That women had forms that made me feel funny in a good way. :-)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Okay, NOW I'm fearing.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# from one extreme to another
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Welcome to many eyes club :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Eye club mini I too
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)
# But how does she smell?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# *fears*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# She is harmlessness
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha, mental.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Many eyes girl: *cries*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Aww, want a tissue? Or tissues?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Many eyes girl: I...I want to tissues. *sigh*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:00, archived)
# You'd think she'd want for rather than to
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# didnt you die?
:s
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I still there!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Eeeeek alien yiffery!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# hermlessness creture armadillo :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# "i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going........"
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Normal girl No thanks!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# So she's a fan of the Chicago Bulls?
Also I think I need a girlfriend, because I look at that and think "....yeah probably."
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Haha Six eyes! Six eyes!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:03, archived)
# Awesome.
Great skills as ever.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Well that's made mine look like a piece of shit! D: nice work!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Haha - thought i'd post it, seeing as its all arts at the moment!
It will be the calm before the Winnerstorm
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Wise move. :D ace work as always.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# I disagree
Both are damn good arts.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# :D thanks!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# That's just bloody ace, you clever devil, you.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Intellect has nothing to do with it ;-)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# She's got a real Pixar vibe about her. If they ever do a picture about cheerleaders they
should give you a call.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# I would hope so!
Incredibles 2, please....
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Incredibles is still my favourite Pixar film. So many cool moments.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Yup. Lovely character designs, and its actually a great film thanks to the mastery of Brad Bird
Incredibles, Iron Giant (also by Brad Bird) and Laputa are my favouritest animated films ever.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# This doesn't look anything like Pat Sharpe
For fuck's sake.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:35, archived)
# I used to find Pat's fun house cheerleader lady friends quite fit.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# These are *fantastic*.
The expressiveness and character in the face and posture is well worthy of favourable comparisons with those P***r chaps.

But I have to ask, partially out of interest and partially in order to bring it down to the level usually associated with B3ta... is she wearing any underwear under that skirt? In other words do you (have to) define to that level of detail before posing and rendering so that any eventuality is covered (as it were)? :-)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Yes
Simple white underpants of the lady variety. You're never supposed to see up there, but for the purposes of animation (it might be animated in the future sometime) and 3d printing, she has knick-knacks.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
#
..would
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Your stuff's amazing, taters.
I still like "Alien Sexy Raygun Girl" best but this is, quite obviously, sexy tiem.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:50, archived)
# I dunno
She's not meant to be sexy really. Just cute and erm... cheerleadery. She's a teenager, you fackin' nooonnnce!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Feck. I've been rumbled...
*Slides open nonce-hole and slides down chute*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# a Penny for your thoughts
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Your lovely 3D stuff made me want to try it.
I got as far as a lumpy ball before I gave up.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Lumpy balls are the start of something beautiful! Penny's head started off as a ball, y'know...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:10, archived)
# splendid stuff, they are ace.
why re you an toasty not working for pixar?

also, you missed the opportunity for a splendid panty shot, or are you keeping those in your special files?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Wonderful as ever :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# ---way too innocent for this site--
---but it's so cute---
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
# cor
really nice that.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Another entirely digital piece.


Not too sure whether I should stick digital or not, I seem to get much cleaner lines.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Oh, very nice!
She has a helmet in her thatch :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Oooh matron! D:
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Cool XD
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Compo it
:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# I've got something for the compo lined up. Probably have it up here later on.
It's basic as fuck, but it made me laugh.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Ditto
Spent last 4 days on mine and think I've finally exhausted every stereo type cliche I can think of to add to it :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# I hope more than anything my idea hasn't been done.
And as for stereotype, uhh... this one ticks more boxes than I can count. o_O I actually kind of have reservations posting this once it's done.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)
# You can get clean lines on paper too, you just need to ink your sketches.
Can I ask why her calves are attached to her heels?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# never mind that, why does she smoke like Princess Margaret
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Do those lights / buttons on her heels do anything? You are quite fond of them, arent you?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# They're a bit like the boots in Portal, shock absorbers or something.
As for the lights... umm... no reason, they just look cool.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Oh I thought it was the cigarette lighter
;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Could be, I imagine they get really hot after a while. :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Portal boots aren't attached to the feet
4chandata.org/images/threads/107343_Portal-2-Long-Fall-Boots.jpg

eeuw! google images gave me a 4chan image result
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# In function they're a bit like the Portal 2 boots.
Or the weird calf-mounted ones from the first game.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# I want to see now.
Did someone do an erotic fan art of an anthropomorphisised portal boot bumming a shemale companion cube with wolf-ears?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# *scribbles*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Cool.
Do a bit of both. No shame in keeping your hand in. As it were.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I mix traditional and digital a LOT, especially in uni. I rarely do one or the other.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)
# I'm coming in there whether you jolly well like it or not...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# That's feckin lovely
I want to see that version.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# "Here's Jonathan!"
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# ding dong!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Ha-ha! Spiffing.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# nothing gets between Terry and a party
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent! :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Haha!
Love the rolling pin.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# the cad !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLEZ NOW
U OK HUN XXX
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# IN ARE HARTS 4EVA xxx
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# HE IS MAKIN LUNCH 4 BAYBE P AND JAYDE RITE NOW
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# AN PROTECTIN DEM FROM JIMME SAVVIL
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# I'll Never Forget What's'isname
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# oh yeah I remember old what'sisname, he was in that film.. with that bloke wasn't he
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# I DNT WANT2 TALK ABOUT IT
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# INBX ME K HUN
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# U OK HUN?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# now that's a rubber stamp i'd love the power to wield
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Michael Won
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# No matter how annoying he is
I'll always confuse him with Brian Sewell.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# one bowl of salty soup too many
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# He's *not*
judge Judy and executioner
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# So touchy.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)

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