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[challenge entry] surely some brilliant Photoshopping ...


Geri says No
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
# You went in dry then.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Merry day of candlenessmasses Mr MadCatMan :D
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Unknown to the general public was this is in fact Cedric the Renowned Kitten
who has always been a bit special. He started innocently enough in 1987 inventing kitten fluff armour when he had a rude encounter with some twigs which got him thinking. As can be seen, he is still hard at work thinking

He avoided this with feline use of dexterity
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
# haha
loved this recent tale of domino: theoatmeal.com/comics/house
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:36, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:58, archived)
# ha ha 'ave a cat :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Ah, thats better.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# im honrey and i want to fuck
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:38, archived)
# haha best laugh all day, nice one Herman :D
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Archae... lology?


(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Nicely draws.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Thanks!
I was going to use stock photos at first, but this was actually less work than finding any good ones.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Nice that.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] This'll learn 'em
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# "what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
should definitely be a question in the uk citizenship test
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# The correct response being "African or European?"
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# correct. you can stay.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Call it a draw.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Oh, I see. Running away, eh?
You yellow bastards!

Re-live all your favourite moments, here:
youtu.be/cpepPPZd0yY
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# none shall pass
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# okay

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:59, archived)
# A scene from Downing Street last year?
'Let me through you fucking pleb.'
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:40, archived)
#


This post is also available in less horribly optimised form
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Proper hummus!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:33, archived)
# hah, thanks
I'm still wondering how the empty one is heavy enough to work the seesaw, but I'd best not question the SCIENCE of it all.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Hold on though
it seems like they should be heavier when they're full up with white, not lighter.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
# timing...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# nah, white is light isn't it? obvious!
hello mister :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# hello gorgeous :)
Shame about glitch.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Aye, it was a nice place to bump into people
Although a bit of a time sink, so hopefully I'll do something useful with the time gained. Not guaranteed of course :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# Very much this
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# It's nonintuitive.
Scientifically, it's the only way the milk can be in equilibrium.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:50, archived)
# they've learned a new trick:


Though how the white goes up to the other one I don't know!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:53, archived)
# hahah
damn you science!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:07, archived)
# haha
aces
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Olde School B3ta FTW!
w/y/h!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
# love it
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Woo :D
clickies
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Nice one.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Woo
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Nice idea
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:50, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# A square of fluff and some horns for a Saturday evening of, erm, fluff and horns.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:05, archived)
# At least he cleans his teeth!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# hello fella!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Awwww
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Tess Daly's face.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# yay!
and yes: hello! You could almost think that me having lots of work to do has got somethign to do with my being back around these parts...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:33, archived)
# haha
I'm meant to be finishing some very dull admin off, that I didn't get round to yesterday, which I didn't get round to in the week :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Best of all the fluff and horns :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Cubic hair!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# :)
yay!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# turtles! ( my more realistic version of the story )
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
ace
*clicks like*

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# :) thanks taters!!xxx
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
That is bloody brilliant Click 'n Woo!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# hahahaha
much clickage
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# hahahah excellent.
And, compo it!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Compo that too!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# haha poor mikey
that is excellent *clicks*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Haha :)
So there's only one episode then?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# id like to adapt it into a movie
itd be a sort of mike leigh style drama, and im sure itd still be better than michael bay`s forthcoming version. www.imdb.com/title/tt1291150/?ref_=sr_1
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:20, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# '...michaelangelo's a parrrty dood...'
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# hehe excellent stuff
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
this is so full of WIN!

WOOYAY!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# they just cute i wanna put em on a skateboard and push em down thee stairs
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:22, archived)
# I'd recognise that style anywhere :)
I guess there must be a rat eating dead, deformed turtles somewhere...
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] And that's the French taken care of.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# merde!
also, this is the strangest catapult I've ever seen
img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130201/640/daily_picdump_1151_640_01.jpg (a bit NSFW but in theory innocent gymnastics training)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# tres beau sheigh
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# I'm not parking my bike there.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# "Right Sharon, keep this up for another week and you'll be ready to try the ping pong balls"
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# ring me up when she can grip and swing a golf club
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Not too difficult to find cunts playing golf, Pedro.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:24, archived)
# ohhh yoooouu!!!...
*shakes fist*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Yay, source image buddies

This'll help with the Romanians and Bulgarians
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Très Bien :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Goatse now on vinyl!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# This will not end well
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# i refuse to look at anything that refers to itself as "wacky"
on the basis that it's not 1974
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# exactly -- that's like, you know, a whole 'nother decade
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# also, i refuse to watch anything that is referred to as 'zany'
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# that just makes me think of lemons
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:03, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# I remember "The Zany Adventures of Robin Hood" being on tv
as expected, I was only able to watch a few minutes of this comedy before I actually lost the will to live.

I am now a ghost haunting this keyboard due to this circumstance.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
#
Wacky Races ran on CBS from September 14, 1968, to January 4, 1969.

According to Wikipedia.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# proof that its failure was simply due to it being ahead of its time
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# even my wacky testicles?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# What?

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Would be better on /links.
Good work though.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:46, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# You've got the wrong board I'm afraid

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Heads for the bunker.....puts kettle on


FAQ etc
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:59, archived)
# you have ruined easter you filthy cock goblin
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# lol - awesome!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# You're the one who reamed his own brother, right?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Hmmm

Bit boring. Probably bindun. Had to get it out my head.
Was funny in my head this morning. It's all I have. Laugh, click and give me a WOO!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I *can't* believe it's not -
oh, wait. It is.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Have a tasty but fattening WOO!
and a complimentary calorific YAY!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# praise the lard!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Oof!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# :D
lovely stuff
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# thanks.
seems I've once again reverted to 'when in doubt, 'shop a kitten'!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# This both pleases and terrifies me.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Awww! He's sweet.
Teh furst rool of akwizzishun - be lully.


(Oh God, the first thing that comes to mind is a Star Trek / Lolcats mash-up. It really is all over for me.)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Kitten can hear your thoughts
and see into your soul.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Aww, it's like a real life Gizmo. :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# OH BLESS HIM
Sorry, no need to shout
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# ceiling cat's backup is coming along nicely, i see
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# He's all ears! *ba-dum tish*
Look at those claws, waiting to attack. I'll get the Savlon ready.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Can I call it
Floss Kemp?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Kitty Linekar
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:59, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# very well done!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# awwwww
also, hello!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Lovely kitteh!
'clicks'
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Hahah
Nice one!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# does the joke need further explaining?
I thought it might be a bit complex for a Saturday afternoon
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Further explaining?
I don't think so. Please don't make things more complex by asking me this on a Saturday afternoon!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# HIS COCK!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# MY COCK!
*disclaimer - that's not my cock
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# ALL TIME HIS COCK :(
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Im seeing Freebase in that building near his arse
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# So am I now, y'blaggard!
And woo to his cock, BTW.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
# It's like the entrance to an evil ghost train ride!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Just think, because of his belly he'll never see it...
(I thought it said 'shooked' the world for a moment - this would be an ace tagline!)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# just wee'd a bit
hahahah
click
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:00, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Bindun?


My first photoshop. Burgers look a bit crap, couldn't figure out how to blend them in. I hope my offering does not displease the gods of b3ta.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
bindun?
no, not this afternoon yet :P
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
# haha tiptop.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# aww, he's got ketchup all over the sheets
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
but also....
.

.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# *Giggle*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Even as a baby it's kind of ugly.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:24, archived)
# nice...
woo!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:33, archived)
# beautiful!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Does it lay eggs?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:45, archived)
# I also need to know!
It's getting close to breakfast time here in the CST-zone
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
# it probably lays bacon too
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# definitely lays sausages
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# eww
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# don't tell Jamie Oliver
he'll only make a face
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# ULTRA CUTE
to the genetic recombination machine !!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# The chapir?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# A Kune Kune cock, I think,
if I know my pig / chicken hybrids.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# File name is "chicapir".
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Yup - that'd kinda seal it then.
And so it proves I do not, in fact, know my pig / chicken hybrids. I should have paid more attention in genetic manipulation classes, rather than trying to grow my own Miss Fanshaw.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Excellent Chickune.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# but, ...can it be milked?
Woo
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Sky Dong

Thought it was time to give something back to the B3TA community for all the chuckles you have given me over the years...
i.imgur.com/dlGgd8o.gif HQ Version
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Aerial cock displays FTW
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Some of my favorite acronims...
FTW= For The Win and also Fuck the World.
Both are apropos here...
ATM: Any Time Money to some, but it also has a darker side when viewed in a Human Centipede context
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:47, archived)
# A Trashy Movie?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Wanker
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic, and very well done!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:49, archived)
# About time too
Woo :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:23, archived)
# The next protest in that-there London should definitely have one of these
Painted bright purple, with bits of old bike tyres for the pubes.

(Might not be suitable for Tahrir Square)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:33, archived)
# A giant It's a knockout style one
filled with Stuart Hall's jiz :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
# look at her...
she loves it...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:43, archived)
# best gif ever!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# bonus points for only 22 posts, but still having an icon :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Bought that when I was a young cashed up cock of the walk…
Now I'm old, poor, and I wake up feeling like the pod people have almost succeeded in replacing me but botched the job…
My advice: don’t ever have children, or buy silly icons…
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# oh, now you tell us!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# nice!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# YaY :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# I am never on topic... Have an Omnicorn

I believe the breeding of these is problematic.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:05, archived)
# Wate this is not real it's photoshopped
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:06, archived)
# Better go and tell him... He will be cut.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:07, archived)
# You'll have to tell him.
I don't believe in him.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:48, archived)
# I remember when I used to sell insurance, people would tell me they didn't believe in insurance
I used to ask them if they believed in koalas
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:57, archived)
# everyone knows you aussies made them up to fuck with us brits
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:08, archived)
# PRICKLY FUCK, HORSE UNIRCORD ETC LISTEN:
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:29, archived)
# millicorn
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:17, archived)
# mmmm spiky!
a similar thing happened when i pierced my cock!

*click*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:15, archived)
# What do you get if you crossbreed a horse with a cactus?
Another of life's important questions answered.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# now i am just plain obsessed :D :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:37, archived)
# WTF never seen a cat fall like that.
G'night
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:50, archived)
# it's a feline slinky!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 2:35, archived)
#
Im always feline slinky...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
# trippy
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 4:05, archived)
# puntastic
*groan*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:35, archived)
# i want to rol like fuck on a stairs as a cat fuck
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:28, archived)
# Only Now?
:D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:35, archived)
# ITV 6 : repeats of cat-based entertainment.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:57, archived)
# *SUBSCRIBES*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha
Let it go dude!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# it just keepos on giving....
woo yeah!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:15, archived)

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