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Hartley Hare doesn't care much for your draw-off.
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:34,
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ooh
the cheeky cunt!
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:34,
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its
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:45,
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yore
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:45,
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mum's
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:46,
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pussy
lol
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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don't dis ma mum's pussy
or else
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:50,
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be you're
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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Bob you're up
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spikeyboyo SPK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:30,
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Wha-?
*fears*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:38,
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Fucking Christ
I just looked that up. On scary fucked-up rodent.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:47,
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There was also an argumentative pig with a brummie accent.
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:50,
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Now that's a soft target...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:52,
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I'd forgotten about Hartley.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:46,
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I also hear they forgot about Dre.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:47,
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HARTLEY NOT SONG
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:51,
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Heh
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:00,
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nice goggles
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:50,
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Can't beat painting with no pants on.
It's time......* tick-tock, loads of chiming etc* for a PORN SHOOT! *edit*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:11,
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He always scared me...
still does !
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paranoiaman ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:41,
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took so long that when it came to choosing colours that work well with each other,
i felt much like mr hare too :P
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:51,
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Draw off! Genetically engineering animals to be useful.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:00,
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lol
hold it by it's lips ? haha
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:00,
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It stops it from screaming.
This is so going to be the only entry in this...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:02,
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haah
I bet you can also feel it's warm tears as well. Sweeet salty tears.
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:03,
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It cries drain cleaner.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:03,
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what comes out of it's anus?
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:05,
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Why do you think the toilet needs cleaning?
:D
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:06,
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I think I just
went back in time or something.
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--- --- ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:07,
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It does tend to set up a feedback loop.
Feedback poop?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:07,
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time for a poop party?
: D
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:12,
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Annnnnnnnnnnd.......
relax
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:13,
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poop loop :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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Horrible.
But brilliant. *click*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:49,
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its
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:08,
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its
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:05,
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your stupid.
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:06,
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there
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:10,
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thai're
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:38,
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indian't
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:39,
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YOURE an indian't!!!!!
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:42,
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yeah? well
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:43,
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Ha ha! That's brilliant!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:45,
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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A self-devouring flock?
Nice!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:50,
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I was at a loss of how to reply
so I thought this made sense
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:51,
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its
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:04,
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its the right way I tell you.
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:06,
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hahaha it's like flintstones
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:08,
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More like pebbledash...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:10,
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pebbeldash and boom-boom
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:11,
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Where's your entry?
I don't want to be the only fucker in this...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:14,
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i'm still thinking.
it'll be shit though, i don't have my tablet with me
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:14,
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Ground it up and snorted it, eh?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:17,
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something like that
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:34,
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Ha ha fuck!
Built-in saddle bags!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:37,
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:D
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:38,
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Wibble leg
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:48,
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They shot it later on.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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i was wondering if anyone would comment on that
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:40,
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I was that awkward git.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 0:06,
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CS!
woo yeah!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:50,
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i made some fuck
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:15,
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IT HAS NO DNA!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:17,
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How does it smell?
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:19,
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Through its arse?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:20,
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it's an orb of pre-fuck
:/
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:22,
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Ah, so it's a blue ball?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:23,
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hard to say, ma chode is acting up
\: fine bogis, hail hogis
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:24,
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Heil Hogis!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:26,
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praise him
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:50,
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You clean your toilet with an Echidna?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 0:45,
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A nice pic for Mother's day
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:37,
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best one yet....love the blueish highlight work in the hair :)
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:40,
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The funny thing is, I was going
for a picture of the kind you wouldn't want in your house, because it was haunted or something. I should print these out and give them to my mother, see if she'll put them up. haha
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:44,
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Excellent work!
I've been enjoying seeing these.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:43,
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Ha
I'm enjoying drawing for a change. win win: :D
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:46,
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Also draw off at eight.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:48,
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Damn
I'm a little drawn out now after that! is that every week?
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:49,
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Might be an idea.
Might need a few people to make sure it runs every week, but could be good.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:51,
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these are fucking brilliant
i like how you do hair imjussayin
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:45,
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You like my hair?
thank you. what about my shoes?
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:47,
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the ham on the heels is a fine addition
i look forward to your comic imjussayin
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:49,
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I too am enjoying these
lot's of atmosphere. At the risk of sounding pretentious, to me, good art always makes you ask; What's the story?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:56,
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The girl from The Ring
now works for L'Oreal, selling shampoo.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:57,
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Perfect.
As a committed people watcher, I make up stories all the time. art is an even better way to do so. You get hit less for staring, for one thing.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:01,
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that's a fun thing to do
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:01,
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Art excuses all.
Like the one partly-naked drawing I've done. The Mrs didn't bat an eyelid that I'd been drawing someone's bosom, but was instead commenting about the shading...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:05,
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what voodoo do you employ to do the hair so wonderfully?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:00,
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RSI
lol
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:01,
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It's beautifully done, isn't it?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:01,
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yes
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:24,
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windy out in'it
(cool series)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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Well, that's annoying.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:36,
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heh
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:40,
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the ol' one eye
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:40,
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Faterpillar.
Nice!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:43,
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It'll be on Amazon before you know it
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thistle ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:44,
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"PUT A HOLE IN YOUR BITCH CUP"
The computer did it itself!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:49,
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La Petit Morte.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:53,
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this contest is making me hungry
now I just want lamb cutlets in special sauce
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:55,
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it's a nyoooooooooooooooooo daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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Would Sir care for a bullet?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:48,
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i just dubbal-dutched so ma chode is actin up
imjussayin
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:57,
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Good Gooch.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:11,
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I'll have two.
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:27,
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haha
that is fucking brilliant.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:27,
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No it isn't. It's a bit shit. And I did it.
*edit* Oh, I see.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:46,
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lol
cute
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:38,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:45,
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Lovely
*clicks*
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rob3rt ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:33,
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brill!
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mozza ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's excellent.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:01,
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Just a suggestion, but why don't we do things MY way?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:53,
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because most of us would look terrible in that dress
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:55,
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I think you'd look quite fetching Toasty.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:57,
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phwoar
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:57,
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We know a song about that .....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:56,
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Hello TO.
I can't help thinking I missed a reflecto-porn chance on this pic.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:59,
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Hello SL
Please - feel free to add some !!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:07,
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I nearly added Sheep
But had a hard enough time optimising it for here as it was.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:09,
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sheep do take a lot off bytes
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:18,
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Mine do.
They are so detailed.... :)
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:23,
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*squints at reflection in sunglasses*
Is that a naked man?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:59,
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^^^Mind piss!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:59,
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We are all being controlled, made to see CDCs where there are none -
forced into a mental fuzz of oblivion that invites us to blindly count the pubes.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:31,
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Are these Joy Division lyrics?
OF COURSE NOT! They are the words of Scooch. Nice arts, Sundae.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:34,
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The laaady in reeeeed, is aim-ing at me...time to sneek
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:35,
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if it makes you feel beretta
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boff FL OZ ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:17,
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We ain't got no choice
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:39,
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Lovely work as ever.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:54,
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i like the stray pube that's stuck in your hair
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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it! ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:40,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:46,
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pffffffft
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:48,
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I often put one in
It's just a sign that I don't take myself too seriously
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 1:15,
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Cor, I see old Worzel's got 'is sexy 'ed on
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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terry was an unorthadox sheepdog.
iirc his father was american.....
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:44,
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fuck you grass
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:35,
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not this again...
i said before, my police informant days are behind me :P
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:20,
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you betrayed the lawl
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:34,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:43,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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Chuff, chuff, chuff...
chuff chuff...This is how sheep are made. 100% fact.Here's a bigger version (1 MB but it might take a stupid time to load if it's as slow as when I just tried it)
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:27,
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heh
lovely :)
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augsav forgot about B3ta ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:32,
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As a city girl,
I believe this.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:32,
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sweet smoops
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:36,
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This deserves more woo woo!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:10,
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This is great
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:58,
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nice
and truefax
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Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:08,
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Really lovely
'click'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:17,
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Woo Woo:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:38,
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i'm bored again, so have another animal i drew without looking.
i also drew it with the wrong hand, just to change things up a bit. EDIT:bye all, time to go!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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It really needs a frame.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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and a drink
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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I too,
have been drawing and drinking, but alas, not to this standard.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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i have been eating curry
but i may well be drinking tonight, depending on if this fucking toothache won't piss off
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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Got any whiskey?
It really helps numb toothache, you don't even actually have to drink it (though seems rude not to). Just get a swig and keep it in the affected area as long as you can; it really helps.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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i won't have whisky in the house
as it makes me violently ill. even the smell makes me queasy, which is sad, as i know it works :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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Perhaps other strong booze works?
I'm sure Absinthe would, but you have put up with a little mental illness. I inherited my Dad's whisky collection when he died a few years back. He was trying to collect every Single Malt ever made, and did pretty well. It is now slightly less of a collection than it was...
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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absinthe is nice and probably would work
but, as payday is 9 days away, i've a feeling it'll be cheap cider.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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I would strongly advise
not cider except to booze on, not to hold on the tooth. Too much sugar.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:39,
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good point
fortunately, got my dental appointment tomorrow.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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After suffering a broken jaw,
I am an expert on toothache.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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ow, fuck!
a broken nose is bad enough! i've had infected abscesses, had to have one tooth split in half and chiseled out of my jaw and more than one root canal, but nothing close to a broken jaw!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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I have never known
pain like it (and I watched Eastenders once). Don't read on if squeamish. When it happened, my mouth was open an inch, but the teeth were still touching on one side. It was broken in 3 places, on both sides across the wisdom teeth (so they were removed at the same time) and one break nearer the front. Every tooth was wrapped in wire and fixed to the one above/below it, so the whole mouth was wired shut. (How people cheered!). But you try sneezing. It is like attempting to extract every tooth in your head, at the same time, without anesthetic. For over a month. Edit: Oh, and there is the constant thought that if you vomit: You die.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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squeamish?
you're talking to a woman who had her eyelids sewn to her face while holes were drilled in her skull. that said, think i'd prefer to give the broken jaw a miss.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:03,
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Ew!
That sounds pretty nasty too. When my 'incident' happened I also had a semi-detached retina and blood in my other eye, so couldn't speak or see to get help. I literally crawled to my neighbours. Thank god they were home; I'd lost so much blood I had to replace the carpet.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:13,
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i was lucky, really
mine was all birth defects, so it didn't hurt. just had shitloads of surgery in london and tiny little dents in my head are all you can see now.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:15,
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I suppose I was lucky
considering where it could have ended. I'm still as good as blind in one eye, but that saves me a fortune in watching 3D films. No scars though, although my jaw aches in cold weather.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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join the club with the eye thing
my left eye is fucked, but i make a great pirate with my eyepatch! :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:25,
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Yarrrr!
Nearly finished my pic, as much as it ever will be.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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this thread reminds me of the scene in Jaws
where Quint and Hooper compare scars....and im chief Brody
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boff FL OZ ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:21,
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I have a couple of dents in my skull from surgery too..
.. From where they bolted my heat to the table as they removed the bone covering the spinal cord c5/c6/c7, moved the cord 'out of the way' while they chiselled off the bony growth that was crushing the aforementioned spinal cord. A bit of fettling to the removed bone, wire it back in place - semi wake the patient (me) before closing up to see if I could still move my arms and bob's you uncle! By the way, the growth was from previous surgery to fuse c5/c6/c7 as the discs were, to quote the surgeon 'buggered beyond repair'. That time they went in from the front of my neck. 22 clips to hold the wound shut too. TL;DR I have some great scars on my neck.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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I see your exploding giraffe and raise you a wrong-handed trackpad cat :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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nice cat
but mine is actually a fish
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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Those tongs at the bottom
are going to give it a nasty squeeze
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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everyone needs a good squeezing now and then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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here's my version of the same pterodactyl
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:35,
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that's one hell of a beak, pedro
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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the better to eat you with
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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that sentence is giving me some very wrong ideas
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:46,
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rotated 90 deg, my bird looks like a sad aztec warrior
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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a sad aztec warrior trying to suck his gut in
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:52,
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this reminds me of one of the monsters from 70's/80's godzilla movies.
don't actually know which one...but it deffo does :P
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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Would anyone be interested in a draw-off this evening?
The Mrs suggested "genetically engineering animals to be useful". I was thinking of posting around 20.00 (GMT) if anyone was interested.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:59,
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sure! ....as long as I remember to
it's rainy here today anyway
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:02,
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i'd love to
but i'll be back in the land of no wi-fi by then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:06,
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Would do but won't be about that early :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:07,
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Considering the speed of the /board at the moment,
It'll still be on page 1 tomorrow.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:43,
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FP this NOW!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:26,
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looks like jeff goldblum having a dutch
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:37,
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You just drew the rude bits
shame on you lol
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--- --- ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:37,
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As it's Mother's Day...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:13,
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aaaww, how sweet
*bokes*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:16,
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Hahaha
I was worried how much it looks like a crappy Facebook 'inspirational' picture and you've just confirmed my suspicions :p
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:20,
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nah, i just hate sentimentality and sweetness
liquorice to the core, me ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:22,
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Really?
*licks Smash*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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o_0
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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At least you weren't sheepish about posting it
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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Lack of woollpower
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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Nice =]
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:31,
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mutated monty ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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Hahahaha
This *needs* to be compo-ed!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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good point!
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mutated monty ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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sweetsweet spewspew
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:42,
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SO MUCH PORRIDGE
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:09,
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oh my perfect
hugs
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:50,
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mamma mutton and baby lamb!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:38,
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RGS
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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RocketMan!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:27,
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=D
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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Also!
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:05,
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This reminds me of those old Channel 4 inserts
where a hand would tap on the screen with a satisfying 'clink' sound
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:09,
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Wasn't it the BBC TWO '2' with the lttle robot arms sticking out of the sides?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:27,
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I miss the furry somersaulting BBC 2 logo :)
Just had a look on yootoob: www.youtube.com/watch?v=owFNCvoyAOs it's the 'tapping the screen' bit at 15:56
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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This would have been a good ident
for their mid-90s 'Red Light Zone'... go on, who remembers that? Own up :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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Maybe!
o_O
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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Absolute filth, well done!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:05,
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these BBC idents need more sheepses imo
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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FISHY!
love that film!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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nice
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--- --- ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:38,
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I LIKE THIS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:48,
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haha
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mutated monty ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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He slipped his coin
into the tight slot...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:08,
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rule 34 sheep?
well i guess i will get my coat now!
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harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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before you get your coat
do you mind explaining it?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:06,
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i think it pretty much does that itself. lets not be sheepish
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harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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ok, more specifically, what's FJ
and what does it have to do with rule 34 (everything exists as a form of porn on the net)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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its a shit site ran by a black racist and hermanD loves it. ask him he posts there as esc
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harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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ahhh, sounds delightful, I'll take your word for it and skip it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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probably a wise move unless you wish to be swore at by angry mutants.
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harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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this may as well be in Armenian
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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??
. Have Jose Merino instead ! . .
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paranoiaman ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:23,
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thats lekker
looks satanic
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harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:28,
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Reminds me of "Horse Is A Alien"
Classic!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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I'm hugely confused Ted
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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welcome to the darkside
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harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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*little nod to Q4nobodys baa wars ;P
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:22,
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Hoth is way cooler than Tatooine.
pfft.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:26,
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Mos Eisley..it's a frickin shitehole...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 1:15,
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You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 7:34,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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He's been looking for freedom.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:09,
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 0:51,
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Annual Pea
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 1:47,
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some people they're born for each other they love to walk
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 2:44,
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Baa Wars, you say?
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Chumps 👀 ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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Indeed...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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Spang!
ha ha ha ha
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gijoel ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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where the fuck are the jedis knocking shit over?
fucking hell, you sicken me.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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B.A.-B.A. walkers?
Nice work
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Q4nobody ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:50,
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Haha
Nicley =]
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:20,
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:20,
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There is no flan.
Bloody quiet round these parts of late...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:22,
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It's probably all some elaborate trap whose machinations we're completely unaware of.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:35,
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Even the spammers can't be arsed.
Let invite 4chan over to make up numbers.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:56,
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Never!
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 1:08,
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OK ok, you're right
Googling Hitler on 4chan, the stupidity, it burns.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 1:36,
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lmfao you lot are on form tonight
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:24,
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Flantastic!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:53,
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herman:D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:14,
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Arghhhhh... it lives!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:31,
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Hahaha!
'click'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:44,
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omfg! looooool
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orbojunglist ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:19,
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Takes guts.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:20,
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arf..ace
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:26,
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Ha! Ha!
Lamb and (m)Ash or something...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 1:16,
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Hahahahahaha! Amazing!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 2:29,
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hahahaha
In space, no one can hear you BLEET!
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Q4nobody ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:53,
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pi bennett ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:27,
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*awaits door knocker*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:30,
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If they meet
do you get a door pearl-necklace?
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theniwokeup has been awake since ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:36,
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:47,
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it's certainly not ajar
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:54,
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herman:D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:16,
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Cute little throbber.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:45,
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Sad CDC is sad
Lovely little thing bless and Woo.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:15,
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cock it ralph
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:16,
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Q*bert?
Or maybe Pu*bert
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DogHorse plop ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:48,
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FLAP?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:14,
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Why do they call you Cock Knocker?
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:27,
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:D
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augsav forgot about B3ta ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:07,
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Reminds me of my dandilion.
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:11,
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\o/
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:49,
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Very nice.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:28,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:43,
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Lovely!
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A! The Crunchy Tube ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:32,
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:'(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:39,
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It's OK, it all grows back next year
It's also a cracking little clip
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boris the spider ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:38,
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luvvly clicked
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Testicles just for you ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:52,
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lully :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:27,
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Excellent stuff.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:38,
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That's lovely....
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 2:25,
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sweet
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 7:58,
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Really nice
and clicked
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Q4nobody ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:54,
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I was going to say "That's lovely"
but then I saw everyone else had already said "That's lovely." So...that's harrowing. *click*
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.Yeti. ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:03,
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:)
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herman:D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:26,
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He's on the lam.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:27,
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:o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:41,
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Less claw...
damit, less claw. :)
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:04,
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oppa ram-nam style
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:34,
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this is supposed to help me get to sleep?
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orbojunglist ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:45,
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I don't know how you'll get to sleep...
if you keep jumping over that bloke like you are. /comical misunderstandings FTW \o/
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that... ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:54,
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Bed-lamb!
and woo!
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:06,
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at least he's not suffering from Sheep deprivation
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orbojunglist ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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a quick tug often helps :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:11,
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ram-pants
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:22,
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:22,
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this one
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:27,
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his face says 'no'
but his hand is in his pants
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:29,
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:23,
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:23,
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:26,
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That's a reet nice
van you have for sale. I live in a VW Transporter for 18 months so I know luxury when I see it!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 19:51,
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oh hello
only just saw your post. It is quite nice :)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:46,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:48,
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hahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:11,
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mmmm
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:03,
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She is wearing a smashing blouse
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:10,
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Yeah, rwight on kids.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:47,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 20:09,
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grotpig ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:31,
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gah...ain't life a bitch .......ewe couldn't have known though.......we've all been there :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:50,
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ahhhm so hawngry, ahm finna bust
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 9 Mar 2013, 18:27,
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