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[challenge entry] Remember to change privacy settings when attempting to take over the world
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:58, archived)
# what disrespectful man put his dirty drawers in my kitchen trash can?
from now on, i want my kitchen clean!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:08, archived)
# His dirty "drawers" in your "kitchen trash can", eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# i was thinking about you t'other night
as i filled my secret stash with emergency chupa chups
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Filled your "secret stash" with emergency "chupa chups", eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# I hope you got enough orange ones to share.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# i have about 25 altogether
and a few maoam stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Maoam, the underdog of sweety chews.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:34, archived)
# maoam joystixx are like crack to kids
and me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:38, archived)
# me also
I regularly buy their big bag of cheap grots...

Im 35 :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:53, archived)
# I've had three days of the Atkins diet
And the sugar-cravings have just kicked in. I want those pink and white nougat bars.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:58, archived)
# bought a bag for halloowe'en
ate them before i got home.
this is why i have emergency chupa chups.
EDIT: i'm 39 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# When the world ends it will be chronicled for the next sapient species in selfies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# nazi stolen artworks found
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Interesting choice of story for the article's text
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:00, archived)
# but what about the gateau from the chateau?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:05, archived)
# It was a fake cake :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:16, archived)
# the cake was a lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
#
I though they were going to kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, and then they didn't need to light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# and then herr flick fell through the trap door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# It is bound to be one of the forgeries
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# So it's true what they say...


(Apols to monkeon for nicking his thread but I just needed some general board background)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Heheh
I do have quite fangy incisors.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:26, archived)
# "Dracula" was my second search term.
If you put "Vampire" into a Google image search you just get reams and reams of some of the saddest fanart out there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:38, archived)
# fuck a duck, that took me too long to get!
Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:34, archived)
# It just popped into my head and I had to get rid of it...
Glad you did get it though. I'm wondering if nobody else does, or if it's just gone quiet again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:36, archived)
# A big pile of risotto here, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:11, archived)
# If you broke jelly.b3ta.com would you get 7 years bad luck?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Little bit of alt text assistance now rendered.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:26, archived)
# AHA! Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:30, archived)
# You're welcome.
I doubt the payoff is really worth the amount of work that went in though :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:32, archived)
# OH GOD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:37, archived)
# 'fraid so...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:40, archived)
# ahhh, thanks, I put that down to me being an ignorant Swede
knowing this, your pic is most amusing
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Thanks, but please don't think it detracts from your inherent ignorance ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
# That's actually far more spang-worthy than I thought.
I'd assumed the second frame was what the vampire was looking at.
(I did wonder why the second one didn't have the username Dracula)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Ah - no soz nothing to do with your post (although the facial expression would be quite understandable...)
As I said, I just needed to grab some b3ta background to use :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:48, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:17, archived)
# *florid bow*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:22, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 0:42, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Haha! The penny finally drops….
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:13, archived)
# oof!
also, scars of dracula or dracula, prince of darkness?
EDIT: never mind, pretty sure it's scars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:50, archived)
# This is beyond Spang and all that is decent
The time I spent trying to work it out and now I have I find myself in a place I do not want to be (on a window ledge about to jump).
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I think it is front page material.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:25, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:28, archived)
# never would have got it without hovering over it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# aaahhhh - now I get it, finally :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Oh, good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# I got that the bottom was a mirror, but didn't know why it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Oh dear me.
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Finally got it...
I was about to change my name to Ristopher Biggins
(The_Crund, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 4:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Splash
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Ha, nice idea!
Good use of that as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:55, archived)
# A NSFW version
would actually fit perfectly into the way that scene unfolds. I decided against going there, however.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:13, archived)
# I got a new XPS 12 with a swivly screen
I think that counts as a tablet:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Everything in order there.
Have this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Haha!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 18:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:18, archived)
# All correct.
10 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:16, archived)
# i got 16 tablets the other day... they just went all powdery when i started drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:21, archived)
# *googles*

Swively!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Made up words need not be spelled in any particular format.
Swivelling.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:42, archived)
# NEW?!?
what's this then? you mean like you actually paid for it and stuff?

FFS man(ley), at least make the pubes black
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Well yes
although I expensed it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:42, archived)
# nice!
I just acquired a used Toshiba Portege M700 (one of the perks of being an underpaid PC tech). It was manufactured in 2008, but still accepted 4GB memory and Windows 7 64bit. I still don't know if I want to keep it or sell it. The new low-end portables are so inexpensive that it makes it difficult to get the real value for high-end used hardware.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Top-end from five years ago
£150 tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
# yes, I would glady accept that ( I think that's just under $300(US))
In fact that's what I was going to ask for it if I do sell and accept $250 once I allow the buyer to complain that the paint is wearing from the left clicker and that there are a few light scratches on the lid.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I blame lucas
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Are you pondering?
What they are pondering?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 9:29, archived)
# What are they going to do tonight Brain?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 9:39, archived)
# read
your emails.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 9:39, archived)
# TRY TO OVERTAKE ZE VURLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 10:52, archived)
# narf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Marnin' cherubs!
photo SkypeShaneMovie_zps21543c26.png
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 8:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 0:29, archived)
# kool glasses
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 0:47, archived)
# when seam carving goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 0:49, archived)
# niknaks
(1.618..., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 1:05, archived)
# The Irish originator of Yewtree
was surprised when it go to 4 suspects
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 1:28, archived)
# Was he looking for lumberjacks?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 2:53, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCdyE2Bgum4&feature=c4-overview&list_pxtube=UUBChNAUjHsjKbw-lHiFityg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 3:39, archived)
# I knew this joke would gain in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 3:41, archived)
# Not quite sure who has been deformed
?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 6:16, archived)
# Shrink tubing with a hair dryer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 7:29, archived)
# ---cubist--for sure--
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 8:07, archived)
# Miley's let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Was trying to work on a keith alexander thing
Mixing him with Brazil/1984 imagery...

But I can't do it. He has NO remarkable features, things to hang on to...
Can't nail the bugger.

They probably hired him as top private letter reader because you can't remember his face...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Josef Herring, 1942
First man to fist his own chode.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:03, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# The artist has perfectly captured the perturbed expression of a man who has entered himslef.
up the fuck

spotify:track:62hBlYO2XuSsucNkIsqGEN (Rock 'N' Roll Mercenaries by Meat Loaf)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:22, archived)
# he has the face of a man who is in the process of rotating his knuckles clockwise for greater disruption
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
# He's well known for refusing lubrication.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# LOL
as the kids say.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Lots of love?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:49, archived)
# lino or laminate
all the kids are in to flooring these days, the sick fucks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:56, archived)
# We haven't monitored more than 60 million phone calls ... recently
...and anyway everybody else did too.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:28, archived)
# So that's all right then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:42, archived)
# And as the cdc return to their spawning ground - the cunning bear lies in wait
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:56, archived)
# :D YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# ;)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Never trust anything that can go off in your face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Like four month old S.P.A.M.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:50, archived)
# She likes to share
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliant CDC and spluff
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:43, archived)
# HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 7:32, archived)
# edit pussycat thread :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Owl boxing trainer.
(the original clip is lovely)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:38, archived)
# It's why they have flat faces, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:05, archived)
# to wit? too woo!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:12, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:14, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:28, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# *obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Aaarrrggghhh....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:53, archived)
# *Radar ears detecting*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha
How do we contact the hairy invaders?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:38, archived)
# That's how they get such a beautiful flat face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Knock knock
Who, who!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:22, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:05, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Ace you star
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:43, archived)
# \o/ hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:38, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# nunchuckpussyfuck
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:43, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# flipped me, flipped me for real

spotify:track:62hBlYO2XuSsucNkIsqGEN (Rock 'N' Roll Mercenaries by Meat Loaf)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Doggy Dalliance Deux: Show Me Shango
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Om nom nom chucks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
# I'll save y....WHOOPS!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:52, archived)
# you can almost hear the metal clanking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:53, archived)
# ^^^this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:54, archived)
# The tinkling of cutlery and the clunk of a tiny
toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:06, archived)
# :)

(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:12, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# whaaaaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooo
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:27, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:38, archived)
# it's not magic! it's fishing line!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:45, archived)
# I fucken love this!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Putin on zee NEIN!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:06, archived)
# *MNNNNNNNNMMMMGGGGGHHHHH*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# This is fecking classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:41, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 0:50, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:40, archived)
# jajaja
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:08, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:44, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaajaaaa!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:36, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Ah that reminds me
more Jefferson Airplane, back later.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:43, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha - superb Sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:06, archived)
# das ist fuckt
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Surpisingly I've only a coupla cat gifs...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Great!
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:34, archived)
# V cute.
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 0:27, archived)
# What is this, some kind of cat thread!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:49, archived)
# yes
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to pingpong some fuck
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:03, archived)
# ;)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:33, archived)
# ha ha
*selects images*

Eww... :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Yey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
# News just in! Man caught fly-tipping!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:35, archived)
# *rummages through spanging-pan draw*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:40, archived)
#
Is that just rubbish?
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Cough. I think your flies are undone!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:31, archived)
# I did naht tip these..FOCKIN CREECHURES, MAN.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# We all saw "having relations", you know. There's no point denying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# You need to see Elysium, Kruger played by Sharlto Copley is hilarious.
imjussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:08, archived)
# I do. Are you payin'?
yourjussayin.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:06, archived)
# yu say
wii splay
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:08, archived)
# jUSSPLAYIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 22:54, archived)
# OH NO how big is the turd they came from?
'fears'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:10, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:26, archived)
# You big silly
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 17:40, archived)
# don't you hate someone who only takes head and never gives it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)
# i have some i can send u
address plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)
# down, boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
# For gamers...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:01, archived)
#
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:10, archived)
# ....but he's still smiling!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Nothing keeps a Changis from a good time.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Is that an Islamic Barry Scott?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:21, archived)
# :/
It's Changis Raja.

Best of the Changis.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:26, archived)
# !
Changis Raja Scott

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:29, archived)
# I LOVE YOU CHANGIS GUN!
Theeeere, all clean aa-gaain.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
# oh shit! you cut off my bangs :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:08, archived)
# came for changis - stayed for fuck, lol.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:04, archived)
# what's the best texture mods to install?
EDIT: the added fuck in your post is amazing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:07, archived)
# no idea, i just fucked with the gameplay, i only modded Fallout 3 with the levelling, I modded New Vegas for followers and I forget what else, not touched the DLC for New Vegas yet
fuck with this:

newvegas.nexusmods.com//?

fallout3.nexusmods.com//?
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:13, archived)
# I was browsing it earlier, too much fuck to choose from, i dun got overwhelmed like a phaggot.
I made this fuck ages ago

celebheadshitse1.ytmnd.com/

voightkampff.ytmnd.com/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
# get cunted on this
fallout3.nexusmods.com/mods/top//?

1) sweet splatter fuck

2) would make a good utoob, fine amalgamation, most severe
ed: what's the track on this one? Voight Mein Kampf

Have you heard of Brutal Doom for Doom 1?

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
# sweet
the song is world of shit by nailbomb, max cavalera from sepultura and alex newport from fudge tunnel.

never heard of brutal doom. I was gonna buy doom 3 there last week, haven't played it in years.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# look on reddit for gamedeals
i got the BFG edition which has all three doom games


brutal Doom no worky for it though.
spotify:track:62hBlYO2XuSsucNkIsqGEN (Rock 'N' Roll Mercenaries by Meat Loaf)
spotify:track:51TG9W3y9qyO8BY5RXKgnZ (Symphony Of Destruction - 2004 Digital Remaster by Megadeth)

spotify:track:6juIzbXd7ERNLhYCcOpi7u (Check Yo Self by Ice Cube)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:28, archived)
# i'll be purchasing more games since i got my new graphics card - the fuck is sweet
getting 4gb of extra ram too.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:38, archived)
# soaked with fuck
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Shouldn't be allowed on Faecesboook...


De-ris
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Wet miserable cold and silly Sunday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:13, archived)
# scary cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# That's not scary
This is
www.ebay.com/itm/A-DAY-WITH-CHARLEY-McCARTHY-EDGAR-BERGEN-PACKER-ILLUS-1938-/370900107827?pt=Antiquarian_Collectible&hash=item565b5e8233
Look at 4th pic. of them in bed together
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 17:17, archived)
# GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 17:18, archived)
# No weirder than Eric and Ernie.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 17:33, archived)
# i thought it was bert and ernie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)
# No, they were genuinely rampant.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:42, archived)
# bwwaaahahahaha
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:56, archived)
# saw this and thought of b3ta


:O
(orbojunglist, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 15:55, archived)
# it's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# if you saw this and it's someone else's
funny as it is, you may get yelled at.
or not. i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# its not real?
saw it here www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSJ5PgUx0Zg
(orbojunglist, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:10, archived)
# not sure
but there are those who will tear you a new one for posting stuff you found online. it still is funny, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:12, archived)
# probably the first time i've done that tbh.
I'm more than capable of adding something barmy to it, but how do you improve on a cock in the sky? :P
(orbojunglist, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:18, archived)
# 2 cocks in the sky?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Magenta
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:22, archived)
# the fact that it's incredibly unlikely it could be coordinated and only 2 people react makes me say no, it's not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Converted a You Tube video and made a GIF of the funny bit
Creative enough for /board as far as I'm concerned...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
# fair do's
as long as nobody's going to kick off, i've seen it happen for less
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)
# it's quite cheeky sticking your own name on someone else's work though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:29, archived)
# whole fakeroony is on the links page
b3ta.com/links/If_you_think_fireworks_are_just_a_spunking_away_of_money_think_again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:08, archived)
# *fears saying 'oooooohhhhh, or 'aaaaahhhhhhhh'*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:10, archived)
# 3 pubes per tater please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:22, archived)
# nice trees
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# It's bringing tears to my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Almost as beautiful as Noel Edmonds at the fireworks at Longleat House I filmed last night.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u_F_O8zRXU
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Those high-rises are a blight on Wiltshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Technically, not a new tablet, but a used toshiba portege laptop/tablet combo (nice system for its age)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 12:37, archived)
# this all seems in correct order
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 12:43, archived)
# i was pleased. I have an unusual (shitty) freehand style that doesn't translate well through a mouse
I might be posting some more things, I dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Put eyes in the testicles and it would be an FP for sure.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# impressive curlage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:13, archived)
# nice fish hook
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:14, archived)
# It has
Something of the pink pant-her about it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:16, archived)
# suave cock.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)
# This is what happens
if you leave it over the radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:40, archived)
# A bit short isn't it.....?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# …o.k…………….NOW b3ta is dead.
also: 666 LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 15:13, archived)
# did i make it died?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Not today, Mr. Weasley.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# It's
not spunking.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# awww, maaaann...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The first casualty of war is 3G...

[edit] EDited because it's been bugging me all day...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:48, archived)
# This is the best of all, bar none
;) just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:50, archived)
# I see
What you did there
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:15, archived)
# I can't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:22, archived)
# That joke got a terrible reception
Didn't you spot the warning signals?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:31, archived)
# I thought the joke was funny, don't swipe it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] This took me half an hour to make. Star Trek III :
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:28, archived)
# B3tan to it I'm afraid
www.b3ta.com/board/11024958
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Why am I not surprised :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:54, archived)
# well, if you are going to change your post, then i am going to add a reply
it's because he's holding it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
# I'm getting really weird déjà vu
Like someone has done this exact image before
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:52, archived)
# The way he's holding it, it should be an iphone 4!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:59, archived)
# I like the extended version
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Nov 2013, 7:17, archived)
# My friend Iain Rogers is one of the Arctic 30 and, since everyone was asleep this morning, I drew a picture of him.


Sorry that it is not funny. I suppose he looks a bit like a pirate here, which could be slightly ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:37, archived)
# That's well done. Half the stuff on here isn't funny anyhow, so post away :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:47, archived)
# i was thinking more serial killer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:48, archived)
# seriously, put a little swastika on his forehead and he could go to a fancy dress party as charles manson
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:23, archived)
# curiously, he looks more sinister there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:31, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# I see your serial killer and raise you
Chronic soap dodger
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:40, archived)
# i agree with peter
'Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?'
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:46, archived)
# reminds me I need to re-read some Iain Banks
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:47, archived)
# The Arctic 30? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:56, archived)
# anyone else see Spike Milligan?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Every time I see that spelling of the name,
I mispronounce it in my head - which is unforgivable, really, given that it's how I spell my own name.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 14:51, archived)

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