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# DISCLAIMER: This post does not contain herpes



(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# HALITOSIS!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:30, archived)
# awwwgwannn putcherdikkinthere
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Promise it won't bite?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:35, archived)
# hath thou any peanut butter?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
# I have seriously spent the past 10 minutes crying with laughter at /board this evening
I think I must be unwell
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:42, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Yes, but even dogs hate it...
but even dogs hate it...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:43, archived)
# too yellow, man
you sure that's not mustard?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Mustard, custard, who cares man?
custard who cares man?If the dogs dig it.
Know what I'm sayin'?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:48, archived)
# *strokes imaginary goatee while silently nodding in agreement*
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:50, archived)
#
ee
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha nicely done, is it on /links?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
# no, it's not
you should find every image you've ever posted on /board , and share them, one at a time on /links
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Even I can't be bothered looking at them, let alone /links.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha that dog is pleading,
pleading insanity.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# If the lips are a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Can anyone else smell chives?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:32, archived)
# did that just get huge...

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:37, archived)
# ha ha
remind me to a do a DC comic SkUGosarus
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# NOW FILL IT UP ON NUMBER TWO
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# is that happytoasters work?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:42, archived)
# a self-eating leaf bug
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:50, archived)
# greater than TEG?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:53, archived)
# possibly
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:54, archived)
# STEG!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:54, archived)
# these need to become somethings eyes
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Hell has a new mistress.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:06, archived)
# who is this person?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:08, archived)
# 'Smiley Virus', or somesuch
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# *googlesearchimages*
omg - wtf is that?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)
# OVER 800 pixels
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Pfft!
*waits for overzealous modding*
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01, archived)
# you know, you're only hurting yourself with this behavio(u)r
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Iv'e always been an arse
someone just pointed it out and ran and hid
plus im really really bored
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:09, archived)
# please understand -- i didn't mean to imply that i didn't enjoy it :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:12, archived)
# as long as only moggy is offended we're A okay
Jeez what happened to b3ta? tis dull in here :(
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Anyone else think they should actually fire stranda bullocks into space...
...i mean she is the nicolas cage of women...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Would.
And I'd film it.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:27, archived)
# a strand o'bollocks?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Do you mean in a space ship?
Or just fling her into space?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:34, archived)
# just fling her into space
maybe strapped to a rocket
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Trebuchet.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:57, archived)
# this ^
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:02, archived)
# YOUR FAULT FOR FUCKING IGNORING EVERYONE
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# i only pretend to ignore ppl
so I can read what they say about me behind my back!
i'm not stupid
*ignores you* ;)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Everyone love DOMO-kun :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Now you're mkaing sense!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Oh the irony.
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Ahahaha!
I totally suckered myself into that.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# I just posted Domo-kun and Doom collaboration.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Now draw him stamping all those furry things JJ draws to death.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:43, archived)
# This is gif anime frame of part. I drew JJ :D

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Yes, but needs more killing.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:54, archived)
# He killing to furries?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:58, archived)
# We all should be.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Fucking red-hot cameltoe
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Like a pair of rubber dinghies fighting.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04, archived)
# More of this sort of thing.
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Because I love both :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:35, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:41, archived)
# I have satisfaction n_n
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:44, archived)
# One up on Mick Jagger then.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Always good.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Thanks always ;)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:58, archived)
# haha, more like this please moggy!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08, archived)
# :D OK!
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 0:39, archived)
# Hahaha cracking stuff!!! Have you ever considered doing faceswaps?
You know, putting the face of Mr. Bean onto Emperor Hirohito? They are very popular, despite them being really hard to make.

If you convert it to black and white, or put a texture over it before posting, it makes it funnier.

Good luck!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Like this:
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Emperor Hirohito...
oh.... sounds like fantastic!
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 0:43, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:24, archived)
# n_n thanks!!
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 1:00, archived)
# I like this! Up with this sort of thing!
I also still like Standdington Cat.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
# yays!!
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 2:30, archived)
# The newsletter's out!
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue607

Yeah, I'm not happy about it either (Confession: I actually am quite happy about it)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Ta
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:36, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
oh alrite then
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:58, archived)
# DELETEATION OF THREAD
duurrr
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:33, archived)
# rule one of deletion, we do not talk about deletion, come on man
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:36, archived)
# yeah we do
its fun because now no one knows what happened
...so I can make it all up
Moggy admitted that she smells of onions and is a man


This is a carrot

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:39, archived)
# I always see b3ta "issue" though. I do not know what link I should watch.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# oh this reminds me
I have a b3ta issue that I need a mod's attention

I've had the issue for a couple of years I just completely forgot about it.


edit: Infact, I'm going to go for the record for not resolving this issue. HAH! That's showing them/him/she/they/someone/nobody. cry.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Sorry, I ignored mongychops and skug.
If you reply to me, Please this thread ;)
Despite I don't need fight on this board, Some stupid people blame to me. :'(
How poor people.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:32, archived)
# everyone should try to think more happy thoughts.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Yeah!! We should not fight!! :D
I did very best efforts.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:51, archived)
# someone tell moggy I can still smell her onions
:)

" Sorry, I ignored mongychops and skug.
If you reply to me, Please this thread ;)
Despite I don't need fight on this board, Some stupid people blame to me. :'(
How poor people."

edit : hmm I wonder how many other people are ignoring me...
edit 2: actually I wonder how many people are ignoring moggy...
edit 3: nah I don't care - hey look a squirrel
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:48, archived)
# can someone tell it i hope it gets cancer of the spine and dies, k thx bia
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:00, archived)
# There's just been a massive deletion on top of all the lolignores, sort it out mods
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:07, archived)
# lol i see what you did there
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:09, archived)
#
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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# as long as it's not clopping...
...something I'd never have encountered without the loving help of /board, thanks!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Dare I google that….?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:59, archived)
# no =(
don't let my sacrifice be for nothing
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:10, archived)
# But sacrifices for nothing make other people who disagree with the intention of the sacrifice laugh
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:07, archived)
# I'm also sad that I know this word
and also scary that bronies find cloppers odd

and also scary that I know this fact

and also I think I'm going to cry now.

But as Princess Anne suggests, more people should eat magical flying horse "lunchtime forever!" (unicode for 5 Pointed star symbol should go here)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:21, archived)
# ...bronies?
The Saga Continues

I should google that, why break a downward trend

EDIT Aha =) Perfectly safe, if creepy
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:36, archived)
# I think some people just wish they were magical flying horses.
Alas, the technology isn't quite there yet.

Just imagine when it is.

When humans tentatively step out into space in colony ships in a hope filled voyage of discovery and enlightenment, to find new worlds where everyone can make the myriad societies they dream of.

And there'll be a planet of genetically reprogrammed homo-fucking-equine flying fucking magical horses.

I anticipate massive bombardment from the top of the gravity well for being twats.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# the future's so bright I have to wear pony tail
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Man's best friend.
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:58, archived)
# i don't know which of them disturbs me most
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Dogging Edition
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# this is ace... not that i'm condoning this
clicked
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Mmm, slobber :p
Reminds me of the cover of Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti's single Round and Round.
Google at your discretion.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:35, archived)
# totes got a bone now
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:42, archived)
# TIMMY!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha, horrifying
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# fucking furries
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:16, archived)
# hahahaha
kerlick
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:21, archived)
# give the dog
a bone
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
#
Disturbingly ace :)
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 2:58, archived)
# haha winna!
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:25, archived)
# ewe
(, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 4:02, archived)
# What you have done is highly illegal
I'm telling!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:15, archived)
# sneakily, the image changed =)
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 7:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Hedgehogs make excellent holders for any small cheese/pineapple/onions you have about the home

also, a cherry makes a comical nose.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
# this is very silly
what has happened to the cheese and pineapple hedgehog? you just don't see them nowadays :(
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Don't see many real Hedgehogs either. Is a shame.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:31, archived)
# i know
my sister's lucky. her house backs onto a field, she gets hedgehogs, squirrels, woodpeckers and even ducks in her garden!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Lovely
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:48, archived)
# i live close enough to the countryside
we get random wildlife in our garden, found a hedgehog the other day, all balled up. rang the RSPCA
(as was told if you see them in the day it means they're lost),
they basically told me 'is it alive' (yes) 'right, well put it somewhere safe and it should be fine'.
I'd never have thought of that...
He/she's doin ok though, up near the bins.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:39, archived)
# i live close to farms and fields
but wouldn't call it countryside. all i get is magpies, stray cats and the neighbour's dog, usually right outside my window at about 6.30 in the morning.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:45, archived)
# animals are great aren't they...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:48, archived)
# most of them are delicious
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:52, archived)
#
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# bwahahahahahahahaha!
oh fuck, the pot noodle!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Yours is slightly posher than mine...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:19, archived)
# was he named after a hedgehog in a limerick, by any chance?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Spiny Norman...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:00, archived)
# *clears throat*
There was a young hedgepig called Norman,
A nazi related to Bormann,
He goosestepped all day,
Along the highway,
And now he is spread on the floor, man.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)
# HEY, YOU FUCKERS - THAT'S ART!!!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Aww, both sweet and sour ;)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)
# This is NOT funny.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)
# worth while pet
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Fit For Twerk interview today
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:12, archived)
# disgustingly alluring
click
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:16, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# hey! i was eating here!
click
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Shake it, don't break it!
Love Nick's expression
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:37, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Now, off to Battersea for some ingredients
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# she made a korea out of that
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Please paws for thought before unleashing puns like that.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I have a talon for that sort of thing
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Always good to have skills... could give you a whole new leash on life
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
# no matter what walkies of life you are in
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Wolf it down.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# ...and then settle down and listen to some music, a little Poochini would do
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:15, archived)
# What's the pointer that?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Something to do while eating a nice boxer chocolates
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Hope you're going to share or there'll be a mas-tiff
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# That's a poor setter comments, there.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:16, archived)
# I can only apologise for my board a' colleagues
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:29, archived)
# I've just finished the last of a tasty cantaloupe, so now I'm feeling a little melon collie
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I picked a bad day to quit Self Harming
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Aw…. they're so cute when they're boiled.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# so cute!
he'd fit in a baguette
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# *Bat Her Sea* joke
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:23, archived)
# "May the piece of cod be with you"
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# damn hippy!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Matthew 15:32: And the poor man sayeth "Don't patronise me with your free fish, you cunt."
you cunt."
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:53, archived)
# and lo! jesus invented the herring aid!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Yeah, and them all dressed in loafers lol.m
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)
# "Give a man a fish, and he can feed himself that day"
"Bribe the motherfucking shit out of him with a fuckload of fish action and you got a bitch for life, lol"
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:26, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:40, archived)
#
blessed are the tease makers
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:56, archived)
# holy mackerel!! he knows his plaice.
does he weigh each one with fish scales?
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
#

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# Jesus 'H'!!!!
Hahahahaha :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:53, archived)
# DONNIE DARKO/BRASCO.
FORGET ABOUT IT.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:54, archived)
# fuck!
that thing belongs on meet the feebles!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:55, archived)
# wow, ha ha ha!!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:56, archived)
# I done a cat.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:00, archived)
# So we hear.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)
# And I done a dog.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Understood.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I've just had a 'Stare' competition with this cat...
…the cat won
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Still makes me laugh
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
# hell yes
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:29, archived)
# That cat looks strangely familiar
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# It's the feline version of Sid from Ice Age
The ground sloth dude?

I love the kitty version
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 8:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Haha!
Ross Kemp wouldn't be able to look that in the eye.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:02, archived)
#

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:12, archived)
# he's had a good squeezing
and now looks like some form of goblin
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Or...
he's had a good gobbling, and now he looks like a squeeze
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Gobble Gobble
Gobble
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:45, archived)
# That guy from Terrorvision?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# AAAAAAGH!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:14, archived)
# BOIL IT!!!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Scary
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Nice Bunny
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# These all suffered some terrible injustice
superb
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:57, archived)
# awful as ever
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:26, archived)
#
awww thanks :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Holy fuck!
:D
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Superb....
He is actually rather cute... I want one !
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# that is
paul giamatti
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:42, archived)
# OK OK I'LL BUY YOU THE FUCKING CARROTS!!
just don't hurt my family
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:49, archived)
#
hahahaha brill
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Excellent
where did you get the eyes?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:29, archived)
# mix between total recall and eyes from above with everyone's favorite William Hague
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Michael Gove
Michael Gove
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please
I cant do such marvellous things but I'm happy to pinch and do you not think it would work so well?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Jesus fuck!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
# Oh hai Smallbranfi...oh.
Nicely.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha:D
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 19:36, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] !!!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Love it!
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Good boy, Smudger.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:49, archived)
# NOT ON MY BRAND NEW "PERSISK GABBEH" :'''(
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:52, archived)
# how can you dislike a dog that creates go faster stripes?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Depends who's carpet it is
;)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:56, archived)
# true
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:52, archived)
# We used to have a house rabbit
I don't recall him ever chewing anything it wasn't meant to.

He did regularly try to fuck the cat though
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:54, archived)
# They're all different
We don't have a single un-repaired wire in the house, despite strenuous efforts to keep them out of nibbling range. And our daughter actually had to tell the teacher that "The rabbit ate my homework."
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
# God, never a truer word spoken!
My (illegal yet found dumped in the wild so therefore, rescued) rabbit loved anything cable-y so I had to tape everything up four feet onto the damn walls or risk finding a fricassee'd bunny in the morning.

I am SO clicking this.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Ours has chewed live 240V cables down to exposed copper at least four times
How he's still alive is a mystery. I'm expecting him to develop superpowers any day now...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# see also gerbils
i want a house hippo :(
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Pygmy elephants are the #1 request in our house
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:49, archived)
# that damn ad with house hippos on it made me want one
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# I have house guinea pigs
Cables and tassles on furniture have to be kept out of reach. They leave everything else alone.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)
#

Previously: 1 2 3
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Too much win here.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:52, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Splendid.
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Lovely stuff, Drimble.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# EXCELLENT STUFF!!!
:)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:37, archived)
# magnificent.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Thanks all.
I do like doing these :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:49, archived)
# They've all been great.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:54, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# gah! should've known it'd been done
:)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Eyes on side of head equals win.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:22, archived)
# haha FP this now...
...or whenever there happens to be a mod around next.

............hello............
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:31, archived)
# the left eye must've come out first
coz he's made a right mess of the right eye.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:33, archived)
# au contrare
i think he finally found the correct spoon to use after multiple attempts on his left eye

i prefer my invention
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:36, archived)
# In-jokes are never frontpaged, except when they are.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:38, archived)
# They never are.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Except when they are.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# By the way I've adblocked your icon so I can continue to abuse you for not donating.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha! That's the spirit!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Maybe if you donated you'd have a chance of getting your weak in-jokes on the front page.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# See this?

THAT'S YOU, THAT IS
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:40, archived)
#

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:59, archived)
# eye eye
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Now in 3D.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# fuggit
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Oh Pedro, what have you done?
what have you done?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah, fuck you, killer penguin.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:01, archived)
# but what if he comes at you armed with a bananananana
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
# there's no sign for that..
dear god! why is there no sign for that!?!?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
# First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Top Tip!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:37, archived)
# What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:53, archived)
# you take that stick
you break it in half
two halves make a whole
push him through the hole.

(this only work if he has no spelling ability)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:54, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:26, archived)
# hey!
gimme my notes back!
*shakes fist*
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Fuck you, killer penguin
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:55, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:56, archived)
# the hunchhead of notre dame?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Listen to them! Children denied throne rights! What parasites they make.


(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Gah! Blue blood sucker...
Here's a milk sucker...from a while back...

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:27, archived)
# time for fresh conent, kiddies
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Needs more Pannatone for the waistline
;)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:50, archived)
# it's a collar :(
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Ooh I thought they were Pantone swatches
;)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Collared Greens :/
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Sorry
I thought it was 'green belt' :0

It's late, that's my defence
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Here Boy
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:11, archived)
# HereBoy
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:13, archived)
# It's the furrowed brow and whiskers that make this so good
On a side note, though, Perlman and Tom Waits look as if they were separated at birth.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Heel Boy?
Very good mate :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I nearly did that one :) Cheers Q :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:21, archived)
# You never see Ron Perlman, Will Ferrell and the drummer from RHCP in the same place
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Never!
:D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Add Spurs goalkeeping stalwart Brad Friedel to that list.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Wow
Like wow!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:39, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Blimey - that's good :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Cheers :)
B3ta appears to have broken though :(
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
# They say they look like their owners, but that's quite uncanny.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Hehehehe
Hola Cap'n :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Afternoon, Ninj.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun yet?


YAY!! I knew a cat would get me an FP :) :)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Just a few pages down the board, sadly
But I like kitties more than dogs so there you go ;)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:39, archived)
#
bugger
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:42, archived)
# ^what she said,
...but you can never have TOO much feline hygiene
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:55, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:25, archived)
# God I've tried as nobody else will
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:30, archived)
# ha ha
I hear ya :)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:41, archived)
# well you better ask him first, or you might get clawed, LOL
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:34, archived)
# I love this!
Grats on FP!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:54, archived)
#
ta
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# HAha! FP'd!!!!
\o/
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:28, archived)
#
Thanks
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Brilliant!!
Well deserved FP!! :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
#
Thank you.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# This is just perfect.
First class. Nothing less.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 3:17, archived)
# Winner!
(, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:21, archived)

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