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# we're all going to hull.
m.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25008856
(bangthedrum, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:25, archived)
# No offence, but if you're going, I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Hey guys! We've found a place mofaha's definitely going to turn up.
TO HULL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Wait, I don't really think it's worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Terrible bullying of the innocent mofaha there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:29, archived)
#
#shut+up+mu
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:30, archived)
# My weenis-crazed goldfish hacked my account
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:33, archived)
#
#mofaha_picking_on_mu
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Oh Mu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# That's it, I'm going to my room to sulk and draw dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:41, archived)
# well, you've fucked that up
but hopefully no one else will notice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
# In more than one way
as this has already been posted today.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:29, archived)
# I didn't agree to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
#
Well Philiplarkin scares the shit.out.of.me..
(bangthedrum, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:30, archived)
# So isn't anal sex, but not on my shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:31, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# the only culture hull has is lying in a petri dish in a lab somewhere!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Hahaha! That's the ticket!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:55, archived)
# proper boe
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:56, archived)
#
you are not alone
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
# I DESPISE MOVEMBER.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:07, archived)
# I am currently mid-tache in support of my goldfish, who had his weenis removed 12 days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:10, archived)
# I DESPISE GOLDFISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Do you have a website I can boycott?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Do you have a new image challenge?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Certainly. If you go to FISHWITHTASHES.ORG and register there
I will remove you from any further mailings.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:20, archived)
# I can't grow a proper moustache and don't much like shaving
People curse me in the street for having mixed feelings about prostates.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Like most things, there are pro-states and anti-states.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Never confuse moustaches and quarks.
I made that mistake once ... Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Are Marxists prostates?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:17, archived)
# All moustache-wearers are self-important pricks except me, and I have an allergy to razor blades, ACTUALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Are you calling Grotbags a prick (again)?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:24, archived)
# Here's.........
Beardy!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:25, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:26, archived)
# No radiator?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# My bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:39, archived)
# And my axe!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:14, archived)
#


.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:18, archived)
# This is the best image of
Klaus Kinski I have seen all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha Richard the crashed engine
(Hemipygous, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:27, archived)
# House Branson took control of the East Coast line 63 standard days into the year 10,191
Lay off the spice, Richard



(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:04, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:18, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:27, archived)
# #4 of bloody loads
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Ha! :D
nice tagging too
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:54, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:38, archived)
# Who you tryin' to get crazy with, ese?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:55, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:41, archived)
# NSFW
I'm getting hints of uncensored willy, here

and there's also one in your pic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:44, archived)
# I think it's fennel.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:47, archived)
# she's transgender
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:08, archived)
# John and Gordon, sitting in a tree
F r o t t I n g
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:18, archived)
# What's the best method for removing particles of carrot from keyboards, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:22, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Virgin Trains Online
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Bwhahahahaha.
Once again, I get my news from b3ta.
(Impending Apathy Act normal, lurkers are watching, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:54, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:09, archived)
# This is what happens when trains get drunk
They think they can handle it when they go to work the next day but they just end up puking flotsam the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:15, archived)
# thomas the tanked engine?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# gordon's gin
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:27, archived)
# percy throwup
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
# toby chug
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
# actually, chuggington
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Steaming
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Good to know they've got to the cause of it already
It's being treated as a ‘railway operating incident’.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:14, archived)
# That made me titter
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Oh Dear
FP now!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Oh, tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Ferpick!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Not sure what Tesco are trying to tell us...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Quack!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Looks like I'm in for a good Christmas then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:53, archived)
# ha!
*kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Kissing a tramp is
Fresher than Bel Aire. And better than christmas
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I like to pretend I'm kissing a tramp when I'm going down on your mum.
And vice versa.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:59, archived)
# My poor, poor eyes :o(
EDIT - anyone else getting the munchies?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:59, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:04, archived)
# unsaturated fat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:04, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# cannot stop chuckling
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:51, archived)
# So hot right now.
FP, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Actual lol
:D
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:48, archived)
# :D
FPTN!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:50, archived)
# Moobs like Jagger
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Anne Robinson is looking a bit rough
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Arf ! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Dream On
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Nice Xmas Tree!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:30, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)
# oh shit
so that's why they called them the toxic twins
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Remember
Remember
The tits of Moobember
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:33, archived)
# srsly
www.b3ta.com/board/10934039
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Why did I keep clicking!!!
WHY???????????
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:09, archived)
# pff haha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Janet Reno?
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Today, Tories asked if past drug use is a bar to someone holding important office
and here's David Cameron a few years ago, working on Government cuts.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:55, archived)
# you dropped this...
n
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:13, archived)
# you dropped this...
t
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# very true
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Special offers on the High Street
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:32, archived)
# it's where you go to withdraw hash
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
# If there's a flaw in this logic, I can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:32, archived)
# All looks in order to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:36, archived)
# where can i buy a rob ford bobblehead doll?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Too late, they're sold out.
rob-ford-bobbleheads-set-to-go-on-sale-to-support-united-way
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:14, archived)
# oh shit they seriously exist in a non-satirical way?
gah
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:24, archived)
# also, they're nowhere near fat or red-faced enough
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Afternoon :)


Click for bigger (46 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Top zombie-ing :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:36, archived)
# fank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Glad to see you're still around, Rev.
And still as disturbing as ever. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:44, archived)
# i try
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:50, archived)
# :D
Nicely
(herman:D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:50, archived)
# hahah alright Rev
I've only just seen this here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:57, archived)
# :D
i snuck it in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Let's face it, it's still a great album.

beardcomplex.tumblr.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:59, archived)
# 1 of my favo(u)rite 1hit 1ders
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:28, archived)
# John peel used to play a particularly brutal remix of this
it was in fact one of the records he kept in a box by the door to be saved in the case of the house burning down.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Heheh - lovely stuff

A wikipedia fact check says "Dance the Kung Fu" (which peaked at 35 later in 1974) and "Run Back" (a number 25 hit in 1977) were other hits by Carl Douglas

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Yay!
Reminds me of the time you and I serenaded the High Street with 'My Beautiful Ninja'.......... (that was you, wasn't it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# True
..
and I don't mean that Spandau Ballet single
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
# I like the guy
he's honest
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:37, archived)
# except for all the lying
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# :)
he's the gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Wowzers!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Fancy a cup of tea in the landing module Thora?


Click for bigger (229 kb)
(FUNNYFANNY, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Thora's landing module is not an image I need in my head right now
But I'll bank it for later

TJ - sorry for lack of lols but does anyone know what make of van this is? Thank you in advance van geeks.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:23, archived)
# A white van.
You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:11, archived)
# You are a lifesaver
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:15, archived)
# looks like an iveco daily
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:41, archived)
# ^what she said
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Iveco_Daily_35S11_z_boku.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Thank you both!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Decisions, decisions
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:32, archived)
# lovely, lovely crack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:37, archived)
# It's so moreish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Just have both.
Don't forgot though kids, eat 1st then drugs... mmmmmmmmmmkay
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Both!
I am staying logged onto B3ta today in anticipation of posts/pictures concerning this:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25008856

Hull, City of Culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:10, archived)
# There were a lot of very excited suited people
and some chap in a woolly jumper playing a guitar each time the rolling news channels went live there this morning, it was either very well staged or they were all on speed.
I didn't really geddit, that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:29, archived)
# "some chap in a woolly jumper playing a guitar"
That's a description of the Devil if I've ever heard one.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Taken yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:25, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:27, archived)
# I don't get why everybody calls Hull after the river instead of calling it Kingston
To put Hull on an even footing with other cities, I think Canterbury should be renamed Stour and Manchester should be called Irk.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Irk's got a nice sound to it!
and York can be Ouse?
RIS for our colonial cousins - it's pronounced ooze
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:52, archived)
# In n Out burgers did some pop up thing here today, they sent out the message at 11:30 and when I got there at 12:30 they were all sold out
stupid cunts only making 300 burgers to create some sense of hype
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:38, archived)
# If they opened up here, I'd double in size.
I'd double in size.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Burger first.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Dogs face
(RandomCallum, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:06, archived)
# Is that Mrs Slocombe in the background behind the dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:08, archived)
# ha! good spot!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 10:57, archived)
# in fact... now I can't see anything else...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha! From Lego's Grace Brothers range
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Would
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:33, archived)
# The jury's sleepless. We found your weakness. And it's right outside your door.
Now LIQUIFY.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Noob discovers buttons; Noob presses those buttons
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Us vs Them
I'm boycotting Us vs Them as they saw fit to publish the following line in an item regarding the "Words of the Year", and I suggest right-thinking b3tans to do likewise:

Movember - “A self-identification label for self-important twats”

I am currently mid-tache in support of my father, who had his prostate removed 12 days ago.
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:12, archived)
# get bent
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:28, archived)
# thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:37, archived)
# you made darren leave
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:43, archived)
# Darren's gone?????????
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:34, archived)
# mongy I don't want to pretend that I know how you're feeling and it's not my place to decide how you grieve
all I can do is ask that you don't blame anyone but darren for his disappearance and say that I'm here with you man.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:45, archived)
# You may like Barneby bear but i like Barneby's bare....
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Bravo.



I'm boycotting Usvsth3m because it's just not very funny.

However in fairness to them, for every genuine Movemberer, there are probably about 3 hipster bandwagoners, so there is a point in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:47, archived)
# so, to be geniune, you have to raise money for charity?
i keep meaning to do it, then forget. it's probably a good thing though as i'd look like a deviant with a moustache
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:58, archived)
# very interesting
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:49, archived)
# it will be welcomed with cuddle wuddles
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:50, archived)
# as i suspected
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:56, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:38, archived)
# I did Movember a couple of years back
The results were frankly embarrassing but most of my sponsorship came from the good people here, some of whom also contribute to UsVsTh3m... so... y'know... maybe it was just a joke?

Isn't Movember inherently humorous?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:06, archived)
# I've had testicular cancer twice
I'm not offended and would suggest you lighten up
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:35, archived)
# ive had it 3 times and so has my wife
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:47, archived)
# Where is the picture bollockchops
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Takes note of bollockchops
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Calm down dear..
It's just a populist internet cunt shed
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Thanks for bringing the UsVsThem site to my attention. I never would've known about it otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:57, archived)
# >>>>>>> this week's /qotw please
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:57, archived)
# Self important twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:37, archived)
# wtf?
Errr... How was that ever going to fit through there?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:35, archived)
# it's a work in progress
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:00, archived)
# The police thought the lampost was a legitimate protestor
so obviously they can just drive through it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)
# I'm trying to detect if this post is
a brilliant piece of irony, or completely lacking in self awareness.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I did Movember 3 years ago - a group of us raised about £6,500 of which I personally raised £1,500 and have a pewter mug for topping the £1,000 to prove it.
...and that makes me a self important twat of the highest order. Now fetch me my newspaper and croissant you pleb.

Oh, and my dad had his prostate out 5 years ago, and subsequent chemotherapy. And he's bigger than your dad, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Hello.
I think people that grow a moustache for Movember are self-important twats.
My Dad died of motor neurone disease last year. I donate the to Motor Neurone Disease Association but, you know what, I don't feel I need to make everybody aware of that by growing the facial hair of a kiddy-fiddler for a month.

But still, each to their own opinion. I'd like to hear more of yours in the future. How do I subscribe to your blog?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:17, archived)
# I'm wearing a brown ribbon for bowel cancer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Haha send it to rob, this is newsletter-worthy
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:34, archived)
# whutevahdude
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:45, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:08, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:12, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:21, archived)
# Prolly gonna go soon
have some off eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:12, archived)
# EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:15, archived)
# An Egg
ananotheregg
ansomelips
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:21, archived)
# And a suggestion that the eggs are off
night night, gotta go.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:31, archived)
# Hey, aren't you going to wait and greet Dazz? Huh? It won't be long now. If Dazz comes, I'll still put in a good word for you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:48, archived)
# is darren coming back?
dont toy with me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:12, archived)
# mongy have you heard
darren is coming back! atomic told me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:21, archived)
# i hope he isnt trolling, ive been hurt many times before
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:53, archived)
# He's coming, you'll see…..you'll all see!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:42, archived)
# it's lovely
but I ris
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:48, archived)
# Brian Eno, atomic style.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:41, archived)
# found source, very nicely done
Here was I thinking it was some obscure 1950s Monopoly board game prototype box art
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:09, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:07, archived)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:58, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# oop!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:09, archived)
# aap!
I presume this is the correct reply
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:16, archived)
# i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina, imjustsaying
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:11, archived)
# She has an oversized head
I find it distracting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:21, archived)
# save me money on bratz dolls
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:52, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:16, archived)
# "AND THEN SHE WENT WAP!" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Chicken Head Spin
(RandomCallum, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 0:32, archived)
# It would appear that Wednesday is the new Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 0:58, archived)
# chicken body spin
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Hazza you seen dazza?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 1:52, archived)
# Wazza Dazza?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 1:54, archived)
# Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:17, archived)
# oh hai Mo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 1:54, archived)
# any artistic treats for a hummus-starved b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 1:54, archived)
# Well I had an idea for something to make
which would have worked a bit like those big-eye-and-mouth .gifs I've been making.
So, I just went on youtube to look for dancing clips. The search term I used was "dancing", and there was nothing I could use on the first page of results.
So I tried the second page, and the third, and the fourth, and the same results are appearing on every page. They're all the same as the first page.
Then I tried it with "singing", same thing.
I have no idea what's going on.

Yeah just checked some other searches, same thing, first page is repeated on every subsequent page.

haha just googled the issue, nothing relevant comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:04, archived)
# You are trapped in a Greek hell.
WD40 should fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:11, archived)
# …so isn't anal sex, but not on my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:34, archived)
# NOMS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:17, archived)
# Ok, Intimate Exploiter works
But Firefox is just bringing up the same page of results for every page.
It's not the link buttons that are broken, I've tried changing the page numbers in the URL and it still brings up the first page results.

I've just tried disabling all addons and it's still not working.

Ok this is getting weird. I just tried another computer here, on the same network, using the same connection, with the same version of Firefox, and that's working fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:15, archived)
# Have you tried going into the firefox config page
and disabling UFILTAD?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:19, archived)
# !!!!
Fixed, but fuck if I know what the trouble was.
I removed all cookies, and it's working now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:28, archived)
# Maybe you need to give the cookies to (IshiatamaMoggy a
to exorcise your browser.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:33, archived)
# cookies hell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:39, archived)
# I thought you were joking
You might try www.safer-networking.org/private/ spybot search and destroy, but be careful if you want to keep your browser history. Get the free version and it'll purge whatever was hijacking your browser. Also update it and do the inoculation (at least twice) so it stops it from happening again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:47, archived)
# If that doesn't get rid of all the things causing issues
gaz me and I'll send a fool proof plan for any viruses you might have. But I'd be prepared to bet that the inoculation will stop it from returning. Turn of the live scan thing (used to be called tea timer) if it makes your computer too slow to use. Turn it on again if your computer becomes too slow to use, update and run a scan.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:54, archived)
# Thanks for the advice :)
Pretty sure it wasn't a highjack, the first page results I'm getting now are the same as before I cleared all cookies, and they seem legit.
The subsequent pages are all different.
I'm pretty sure it was a cookie issue. I'm running a couple of work-arounds to bypass some of the google stuff that annoys me (search suggestions, the new image search interface, etc.). Every now and again one of them causes problems.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:01, archived)
# All seems well
but a coat of spybot always helps :)

and like I said, if you get a nasty, just let me know. I am quite adept at removing them in the most painless way possible. I enjoy your work, keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:11, archived)
# I'd run too!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:15, archived)
# i haz butt only dat 1 tiem
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:37, archived)
# Joy is so fleeting my friend.
 
 
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Lol.
 
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:15, archived)
# Ha ha….I won't mess with perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:23, archived)
# I don't recall there being a "LOL" anywhere in the Scottish play?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:53, archived)
# NO!
3h/b
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:18, archived)
# Just a Normal Monkey (wink-wink)
(RandomCallum, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Exercise of intense eyes.
This monkey is careful about the health of eyes.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)

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