No offence, but if you're going, I'm not.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:26,
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Hey guys! We've found a place mofaha's definitely going to turn up.TO HULL!
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:28,
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Terrible bullying of the innocent mofaha there. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:29,
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My weenis-crazed goldfish hacked my account mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:33,
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That's it, I'm going to my room to sulk and draw dinosaurs.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:41,
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well, you've fucked that upbut hopefully no one else will notice
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:27,
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In more than one wayas this has already been posted today.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:29,
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So isn't anal sex, but not on my shoes! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:31,
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the only culture hull has is lying in a petri dish in a lab somewhere!!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:40,
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Hahaha! That's the ticket!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:55,
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I am currently mid-tache in support of my goldfish, who had his weenis removed 12 days ago. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:10,
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Certainly. If you go to FISHWITHTASHES.ORG and register thereI will remove you from any further mailings.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:20,
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I can't grow a proper moustache and don't much like shavingPeople curse me in the street for having mixed feelings about prostates.
(,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:12,
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Like most things, there are pro-states and anti-states. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:13,
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Never confuse moustaches and quarks.I made that mistake once ... Never again.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:15,
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All moustache-wearers are self-important pricks except me, and I have an allergy to razor blades, ACTUALLY.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:22,
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Are you calling Grotbags a prick (again)?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:24,
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(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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This is the best image of Klaus Kinski I have seen all day!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:47,
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House Branson took control of the East Coast line 63 standard days into the year 10,191Lay off the spice, Richard
(
Tonsil is slowly atrophying,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:04,
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NSFWI'm getting hints of uncensored willy, here
and there's also one in your pic
(and there's also one in your pic
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:44,
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John and Gordon, sitting in a treeF r o t t I n g
( Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:18,
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What's the best method for removing particles of carrot from keyboards, please?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:22,
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This is what happens when trains get drunkThey think they can handle it when they go to work the next day but they just end up puking flotsam the next day.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:15,
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Good to know they've got to the cause of it alreadyIt's being treated as a ‘railway operating incident’.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:14,
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Quack! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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Looks like I'm in for a good Christmas then ;)
(
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:53,
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Kissing a tramp is Fresher than Bel Aire. And better than christmas
(
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:19,
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I like to pretend I'm kissing a tramp when I'm going down on your mum.And vice versa.
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:48,
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My poor, poor eyes :o(EDIT - anyone else getting the munchies?
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:01,
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unsaturated fat PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:04,
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So hot right now.FP, surely?
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:14,
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:DFPTN!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:50,
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Anne Robinson is looking a bit rough
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:06,
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oh shitso that's why they called them the toxic twins
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:26,
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RememberRemember
The tits of Moobember
(The tits of Moobember
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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Why did I keep clicking!!!WHY???????????
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:01,
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Today, Tories asked if past drug use is a bar to someone holding important officeand here's David Cameron a few years ago, working on Government cuts.
(
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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you dropped this...n
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:58,
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Special offers on the High Street
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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If there's a flaw in this logic, I can't see it
MisterPunch did it that way on,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:32,
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where can i buy a rob ford bobblehead doll? alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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oh shit they seriously exist in a non-satirical way?gah
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:24,
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also, they're nowhere near fat or red-faced enough alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 17:38,
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Glad to see you're still around, Rev.And still as disturbing as ever. Cheers.
( Wanderer,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:44,
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hahah alright RevI've only just seen this here
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:57,
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1 of my favo(u)rite 1hit 1ders PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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John peel used to play a particularly brutal remix of thisit was in fact one of the records he kept in a box by the door to be saved in the case of the house burning down.
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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Heheh - lovely stuff
A wikipedia fact check says "Dance the Kung Fu" (which peaked at 35 later in 1974) and "Run Back" (a number 25 hit in 1977) were other hits by Carl Douglas
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:07,
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Yay!Reminds me of the time you and I serenaded the High Street with 'My Beautiful Ninja'.......... (that was you, wasn't it?)
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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True..
and I don't mean that Spandau Ballet single
(and I don't mean that Spandau Ballet single
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:44,
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I like the guyhe's honest
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:37,
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:)he's the gift that keeps on giving
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:28,
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Wowzers! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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Thora's landing module is not an image I need in my head right nowBut I'll bank it for later
TJ - sorry for lack of lols but does anyone know what make of van this is? Thank you in advance van geeks.
(TJ - sorry for lack of lols but does anyone know what make of van this is? Thank you in advance van geeks.
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:23,
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You are a lifesaver*hugs*
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:15,
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Just have both.Don't forgot though kids, eat 1st then drugs... mmmmmmmmmmkay
(
Frogbeat,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:08,
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Both!I am staying logged onto B3ta today in anticipation of posts/pictures concerning this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25008856
Hull, City of Culture.
(www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25008856
Hull, City of Culture.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:10,
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There were a lot of very excited suited peopleand some chap in a woolly jumper playing a guitar each time the rolling news channels went live there this morning, it was either very well staged or they were all on speed.
I didn't really geddit, that is all.
(I didn't really geddit, that is all.
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:29,
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"some chap in a woolly jumper playing a guitar"That's a description of the Devil if I've ever heard one.
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:39,
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I don't get why everybody calls Hull after the river instead of calling it KingstonTo put Hull on an even footing with other cities, I think Canterbury should be renamed Stour and Manchester should be called Irk.
(,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:51,
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Irk's got a nice sound to it!and York can be Ouse?
RIS for our colonial cousins - it's pronounced ooze
(RIS for our colonial cousins - it's pronounced ooze
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:52,
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In n Out burgers did some pop up thing here today, they sent out the message at 11:30 and when I got there at 12:30 they were all sold outstupid cunts only making 300 burgers to create some sense of hype
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:38,
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If they opened up here, I'd double in size. I'd double in size.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:40,
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Burger first. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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Is that Mrs Slocombe in the background behind the dog? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:08,
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Hahaha! From Lego's Grace Brothers range
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:13,
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The jury's sleepless. We found your weakness. And it's right outside your door.Now LIQUIFY.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:11,
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Noob discovers buttons; Noob presses those buttons
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:48,
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Us vs ThemI'm boycotting Us vs Them as they saw fit to publish the following line in an item regarding the "Words of the Year", and I suggest right-thinking b3tans to do likewise:
Movember - “A self-identification label for self-important twats”
I am currently mid-tache in support of my father, who had his prostate removed 12 days ago.
(,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:12,
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Movember - “A self-identification label for self-important twats”
I am currently mid-tache in support of my father, who had his prostate removed 12 days ago.
mongy I don't want to pretend that I know how you're feeling and it's not my place to decide how you grieveall I can do is ask that you don't blame anyone but darren for his disappearance and say that I'm here with you man.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:36,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(
mongychops,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:45,
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You may like Barneby bear but i like Barneby's bare..../autocomplete
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:18,
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Bravo.
I'm boycotting Usvsth3m because it's just not very funny.
However in fairness to them, for every genuine Movemberer, there are probably about 3 hipster bandwagoners, so there is a point in there somewhere.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:47,
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so, to be geniune, you have to raise money for charity?i keep meaning to do it, then forget. it's probably a good thing though as i'd look like a deviant with a moustache
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:58,
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I did Movember a couple of years backThe results were frankly embarrassing but most of my sponsorship came from the good people here, some of whom also contribute to UsVsTh3m... so... y'know... maybe it was just a joke?
Isn't Movember inherently humorous?
(Isn't Movember inherently humorous?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:06,
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I've had testicular cancer twiceI'm not offended and would suggest you lighten up
(,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:35,
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Where is the picture bollockchops
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:42,
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Calm down dear..It's just a populist internet cunt shed
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:46,
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Thanks for bringing the UsVsThem site to my attention. I never would've known about it otherwise.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:57,
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>>>>>>> this week's /qotw please The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:57,
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wtf?Errr... How was that ever going to fit through there?
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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it's a work in progress PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:00,
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The police thought the lampost was a legitimate protestorso obviously they can just drive through it.
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:15,
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I'm trying to detect if this post is a brilliant piece of irony, or completely lacking in self awareness.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 10:59,
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I did Movember 3 years ago - a group of us raised about £6,500 of which I personally raised £1,500 and have a pewter mug for topping the £1,000 to prove it....and that makes me a self important twat of the highest order. Now fetch me my newspaper and croissant you pleb.
Oh, and my dad had his prostate out 5 years ago, and subsequent chemotherapy. And he's bigger than your dad, so there.
(Oh, and my dad had his prostate out 5 years ago, and subsequent chemotherapy. And he's bigger than your dad, so there.
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:56,
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Hello.I think people that grow a moustache for Movember are self-important twats.
My Dad died of motor neurone disease last year. I donate the to Motor Neurone Disease Association but, you know what, I don't feel I need to make everybody aware of that by growing the facial hair of a kiddy-fiddler for a month.
But still, each to their own opinion. I'd like to hear more of yours in the future. How do I subscribe to your blog?
(My Dad died of motor neurone disease last year. I donate the to Motor Neurone Disease Association but, you know what, I don't feel I need to make everybody aware of that by growing the facial hair of a kiddy-fiddler for a month.
But still, each to their own opinion. I'd like to hear more of yours in the future. How do I subscribe to your blog?
wheelybird mreee!,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:17,
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I'm wearing a brown ribbon for bowel cancer
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:39,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:03,
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And a suggestion that the eggs are offnight night, gotta go.
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:31,
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Hey, aren't you going to wait and greet Dazz? Huh? It won't be long now. If Dazz comes, I'll still put in a good word for you!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:48,
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mongy have you hearddarren is coming back! atomic told me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:21,
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i hope he isnt trolling, ive been hurt many times before
(
mongychops,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:53,
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He's coming, you'll see…..you'll all see!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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found source, very nicely doneHere was I thinking it was some obscure 1950s Monopoly board game prototype box art
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:09,
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i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina, imjustsaying
(
mongychops,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:11,
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She has an oversized headI find it distracting.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 5:21,
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Phwoar! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:00,
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It would appear that Wednesday is the new Tuesday.
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 0:58,
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any artistic treats for a hummus-starved b3tan? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 1:54,
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Well I had an idea for something to makewhich would have worked a bit like those big-eye-and-mouth .gifs I've been making.
So, I just went on youtube to look for dancing clips. The search term I used was "dancing", and there was nothing I could use on the first page of results.
So I tried the second page, and the third, and the fourth, and the same results are appearing on every page. They're all the same as the first page.
Then I tried it with "singing", same thing.
I have no idea what's going on.
Yeah just checked some other searches, same thing, first page is repeated on every subsequent page.
haha just googled the issue, nothing relevant comes up.
(So, I just went on youtube to look for dancing clips. The search term I used was "dancing", and there was nothing I could use on the first page of results.
So I tried the second page, and the third, and the fourth, and the same results are appearing on every page. They're all the same as the first page.
Then I tried it with "singing", same thing.
I have no idea what's going on.
Yeah just checked some other searches, same thing, first page is repeated on every subsequent page.
haha just googled the issue, nothing relevant comes up.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:04,
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Ok, Intimate Exploiter worksBut Firefox is just bringing up the same page of results for every page.
It's not the link buttons that are broken, I've tried changing the page numbers in the URL and it still brings up the first page results.
I've just tried disabling all addons and it's still not working.
Ok this is getting weird. I just tried another computer here, on the same network, using the same connection, with the same version of Firefox, and that's working fine.
(It's not the link buttons that are broken, I've tried changing the page numbers in the URL and it still brings up the first page results.
I've just tried disabling all addons and it's still not working.
Ok this is getting weird. I just tried another computer here, on the same network, using the same connection, with the same version of Firefox, and that's working fine.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:15,
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Have you tried going into the firefox config pageand disabling UFILTAD?
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:19,
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!!!!Fixed, but fuck if I know what the trouble was.
I removed all cookies, and it's working now.
(I removed all cookies, and it's working now.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:28,
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Maybe you need to give the cookies to (IshiatamaMoggy ato exorcise your browser.
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:33,
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I thought you were jokingYou might try www.safer-networking.org/private/ spybot search and destroy, but be careful if you want to keep your browser history. Get the free version and it'll purge whatever was hijacking your browser. Also update it and do the inoculation (at least twice) so it stops it from happening again.
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:47,
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If that doesn't get rid of all the things causing issuesgaz me and I'll send a fool proof plan for any viruses you might have. But I'd be prepared to bet that the inoculation will stop it from returning. Turn of the live scan thing (used to be called tea timer) if it makes your computer too slow to use. Turn it on again if your computer becomes too slow to use, update and run a scan.
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 2:54,
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Thanks for the advice :)Pretty sure it wasn't a highjack, the first page results I'm getting now are the same as before I cleared all cookies, and they seem legit.
The subsequent pages are all different.
I'm pretty sure it was a cookie issue. I'm running a couple of work-arounds to bypass some of the google stuff that annoys me (search suggestions, the new image search interface, etc.). Every now and again one of them causes problems.
(The subsequent pages are all different.
I'm pretty sure it was a cookie issue. I'm running a couple of work-arounds to bypass some of the google stuff that annoys me (search suggestions, the new image search interface, etc.). Every now and again one of them causes problems.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:01,
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All seems wellbut a coat of spybot always helps :)
and like I said, if you get a nasty, just let me know. I am quite adept at removing them in the most painless way possible. I enjoy your work, keep it up!
(and like I said, if you get a nasty, just let me know. I am quite adept at removing them in the most painless way possible. I enjoy your work, keep it up!
An Egg ,D,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:07,
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Joy is so fleeting my friend.Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Lol.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 3:15,
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I don't recall there being a "LOL" anywhere in the Scottish play?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:53,
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Exercise of intense eyes.This monkey is careful about the health of eyes.
(,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 0:23,
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