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# Follow the star!
(Pro tip: never ask an astrologer for directions.)

ยปยป I've uploaded a better version of this to YouTube
cfbq
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:28, archived)
# As an astronomer
I can confirm this is true. Astrologer? Yuck!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:43, archived)
# but it's a MAGIC star
woo!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)
# haha no wonder it took 12 days to get there
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Haha inspired =)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:34, archived)
# This is fantastic
Clicks
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Kind of like a Paul Spooner automaton.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Woo :)
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Stoopid sheeples, it was a spaceship, not a star
Tom Cruise said so
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Best
ever thing ever
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Ahahaha well done, this is great!
(, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 2:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant

(, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 3:14, archived)
# Pffft
Silly Wise Men
(, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Why hasn't Phil Cornwell ever played the Joker?
He barely needs makeup, and you know how good he is at Jack Nicholson impressions
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Meth's a bitch...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:57, archived)
# too busy running the shop with Keith
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:09, archived)
# jeramy kyle?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:56, archived)
# "Mummy's crown slipping off as she reaches for more wine"
A picture drawn by a friend's daughter.
Priceless child clarity...


Click for bigger (62 kb)

(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:30, archived)
# I see hands not a crown
but okay dokey
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:49, archived)
# I see tentacles and a grail...
Very good for a nipper...I like the stars of an insane Universe too...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:56, archived)
# I pity you.
Find your inner child aura for fuck's sake.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:28, archived)
# I never said I didn't like it
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34, archived)
# I got that
I was just being a git
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:22, archived)
# I don't like bad mummy.
She speaks funny
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:03, archived)
# MILF
I would!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:45, archived)
# WAILAAPOYF?
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:41, archived)
# This week on How It's Made...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Where were these guys 30 years ago!
Woo!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:08, archived)
# CABLES = TUBBYGUTS
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:31, archived)
# I really love your stuff.
:D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:41, archived)
# I did wonder why I could only get footage of kids playing.
I thought it was some kind of bizarre Reverse Yewtree sting operation.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Fant
astic!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:17, archived)
# I hope they use all the parts!
It's respectful to nature
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Tomorrow when I go shopping I'm asking for a pound of Tubby meat.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:28, archived)
# ha, excellent
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:20, archived)
# woobie woo
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Culling these analogue bastards is only necessary.
They eat the crops too...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:43, archived)
# haha, this is great!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:01, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Poacher scum
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:18, archived)
# It's the pilot tubby cull
Trying to reduce TV
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Eh-oh!
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:47, archived)
# *grates cheese*
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:33, archived)
# this is grate
or it really greats me, I can't decide which...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Mmmmm….now I've got a hankering for some cheese wilsons or a wembley croquette
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:53, archived)
# 'tis the seasoning to be jolly . . .


(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Evening Aunty.
Hat jauntily placed on the left antler today I see...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] cheesy
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:05, archived)
# I like the guy who's pointing, as if the others might have missed what's happening.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Some people suffer from pig blindness you heartless git.
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Cheesy does it
Can I interest sir in some cum-encrusted vegetables?
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/cumin-crusted_vegetables_96980
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:28, archived)
# snedded ponk
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:37, archived)
# i dunno...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:03, archived)
# CYCLONE-DEATH-MARMOSET APPROVES.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:28, archived)
# phew...
thought he was ignoring me for a while there...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:45, archived)
# pulsating turnip mit ape unt psycho fuckstorm amidst downtown boulevard fiasco - the early years
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:36, archived)
# George Lucas really went off the rails after Howard the Duck.
Hail Hogis.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:40, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:00, archived)
# strangely cute :)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:54, archived)
# He took all the treats for himself :)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Lights cigar and awaits certain FP
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha! Congrats on FP
Well deserved...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:27, archived)
# I've broken my F5 key
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:51, archived)
# FP this now :)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:38, archived)
# In jokes are never FP'd apparently
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Awww
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Oh that does it
These specs of mine are going back to the shop
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Woo:D
FP this now
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Good children get from Santa Claus
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Is that you Moggy?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
# he is Bananaman.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:14, archived)
#

(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Japanese comedian.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:36, archived)
# no, that's eric - but when eric eats a banana...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:38, archived)
# WHAT THE BLITHERING HECK ARE YOU ON ABOUT NOW??
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:13, archived)
# anytime.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:18, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:00, archived)
# This is just like Predator.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:47, archived)
# where can I buy this ?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Japan
maybe.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:54, archived)
#


(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# :'(
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:46, archived)
# lully
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Chestnuts roasting by an open fire
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)
# D:
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Gah!
Is it goatseing or has it shoved a holly berry up thereโ€ฆ?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Both?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Good boy Tiddles!
:D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Didn't she play Catwoman?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Phwoar catflaps
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:39, archived)
# delightful :)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# no reason -- but the girl loves her some corn
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:04, archived)
# She could nibble on my cob
....etc.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:07, archived)
# she likes it the cornhole
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:09, archived)
# a-maizing speed
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:48, archived)
# I thought I had lowered the tone enough
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:37, archived)
# These jokes are too corny for me.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Good God
Bangs head
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:46, archived)
# She really does love her some corn!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Got this card from some colleagues...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:46, archived)
# ha
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahaha fuck!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Oh Dear
Very good
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:37, archived)
# very
good :D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 19:06, archived)
# FP this right now
You got a snort out of me I wasn't expecting. Top job
(, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] this is the worst card I've ever seen!

well, there are bits of it I like...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Heckling is good
Take that, Chrimbo!


Nice work ;)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:22, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:49, archived)
#

(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Terrifying.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:55, archived)
# You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not scream
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to take you away and strip off your flesh
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Shhhhhhhh…...
He'll hear you
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha
first thing I see when I come on here, and BANG - it's started!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:59, archived)
# The nightmare before Christmas...
He's getting closer, run, run!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:10, archived)
# i could tell that this was a FWM® exclusive :D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:11, archived)
# noooooonononononono *legs it*
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:16, archived)
# haha
demented
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:18, archived)
# wait a minute!
Santa would never wear boots like that.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:28, archived)
# aaaagghhhh...
:D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:00, archived)
# What the ever-loving f*ck
I don't like Christmas, LOL, but I do like this image
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# He ranges across the Norwegian fjords
He needs a CLAUShunter
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:15, archived)
# That's ace that is
clicks :)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Santa WILL NOT STOP
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:21, archived)
# No, YOU be quiet!
Pfffft!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
# fuck dat
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Your cheery Christmas postie gets to go home early today!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:55, archived)
# i was hoping to enjoy the not-so-subtle reference here...
but I'm American, so I don't know what those things are :(

EDIT: ARF! (thanks The Silent Channel)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:16, archived)
# It's the traditional British 'sorry you were out' card
it's been alleged many times that postmen slip them through the door without even ringing the doorbell just to save time...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:20, archived)
# a-ha
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:25, archived)
# I've just noticed Beau did a similar one
www.b3ta.com/board/11037900
Clearly the frustration doesn't end with me...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I know know what this is about and I find it amusing
/the ignorant Swede
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:23, archived)
# YOU DO DO?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:25, archived)
# more of an archaeopteryx
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:49, archived)
# 's me 'n Darren...shhh
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Oh lawks!
Third from bottom right's just trying to sleep it off...
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Oh my!
Nice work there!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Eeep!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:55, archived)
# I did these for a thing me and a mate wrote about "Santa Eggs"
Scroll down for the 'interview': www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/santaeggs/
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:47, archived)
# the last ride
so free range Santas are a thing of the past? :(
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Dead Santas!

(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:42, archived)
#
No.
Should be the head of Iain Duncan Smith.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Gah, I love the way you think...
How are you, lovely? Still keeping on top of everything?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:25, archived)
# I don't know about on top Shaz
but I'm putting up a damn good fight.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Tasty xmas red meat
:D
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:19, archived)
# I was going to say this is the grimmest santa pic I've seen
Then I saw your next one
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:50, archived)
# utterly excellent
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] oh look! [celebrity who hung themself] has sent me a xmas card!
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Is this a celebrity hanging that has already happened
or do we get to wish for a potential one?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:54, archived)
# it's christmas
the time for wishes and the time to reflect on the past.
it's a wonderful time. truly.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:07, archived)
# we should have a 'Death by Stranglewank' mini-poll
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:13, archived)
# I nearly forgot I had this...

(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Misred this as Flan-glewank
 photo flanglewank.gif
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:40, archived)
#
Holiday Death by Stranglewank




(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Christmas in Nam
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:59, archived)
# Water is wet, the sky is blue and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there... and he's just getting stronger.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:55, archived)
# BREVILLE GOATSE MAKER?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 0:43, archived)
# Are Breville having a laugh?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 0:50, archived)
# there's not way that's not intentional
unless my mind really has been so poisoned by this place
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 0:59, archived)
# I'm more worried about how similiar the abode logo is to the adobe logo.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 1:14, archived)
# Well fuck
I actually read it as adobe
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 1:54, archived)
# I did too
And the red logo bug is almost identical!

Wonder how they actually get away with that?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:01, archived)
# different product classes
but yeah, that's a blatant lolchina right there isn't it.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Abode Kitchen Suite 4
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:15, archived)
# Are Breville having a laugh?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 1:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
adobe
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 1:54, archived)
# You know what I love the most?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:03, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:15, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:30, archived)
#
What part do you love the most?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 5:00, archived)
# the sound of children's laughter?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:10, archived)
# Has it got four legs?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:13, archived)
# the smell of Spender’s espadrilles?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:17, archived)
# This time of year?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:56, archived)
# Cock?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:13, archived)
# the most?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:19, archived)
# Ah, a Czech bridge
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:53, archived)
# horses
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:58, archived)
# I don't know Onan, what do you love the most?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:27, archived)
# To crush your testicles, see them shrivel before you, and to feel the fragmentation of your willy.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Real Picture

(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:14, archived)
# the smell of napalm in the morning?
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:57, archived)
# I'd only buy it if it leaves a burning mark of a CDC on the toast
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:15, archived)
# "Contents of sandwich may be hot... and runny"
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:20, archived)
# 8)
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:20, archived)

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