hahahaha and wtf?!
that's equal parts marvellous and horrific
minor TJ - Evening B3tards, the Image Challenge vote is here b3ta.com/board/11039412
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:51,
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minor TJ - Evening B3tards, the Image Challenge vote is here b3ta.com/board/11039412
she is a b3tan and I love her - but that does not stop me taking the mickey out of a girl who may see the benefits of a large tongue...
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:07,
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Jeremy, have you seen my motorbike?
Jeremy? JEREMY? JEREMY, YOU UTTER ARSEHOLE, BRING ME BACK MY BIKE.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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Bloody Hell
I would like that tongue up my bottom sorry wrong forum
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Thu 19 Dec 2013, 0:12,
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:D
James Cameron is ordering thousands of Sun Maid packets to be shipped to the Titanic right now
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:05,
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Slimy owls look a bit like raisins
that's what I learnt today.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:37,
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That's not even a proper sentence.
I know lots of nouns can be used as verbs, like hammer and iron and box, but raisin isn't one of those, you can't raisin anything.
It's like saying "shirt the Empire State Building" or "figurine Saffron Walden".
Besides, why is it jiggling, is that how you raisin?
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:36,
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It's like saying "shirt the Empire State Building" or "figurine Saffron Walden".
Besides, why is it jiggling, is that how you raisin?
yep I think that's it
it's better than Giant Tadpole gets Frisky
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:38,
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Oh, so that's what they meant by it being waylaid by a strong currant
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Nifty
good animalmashes are all about picking the sources, the scaly feathers tie it together.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:03,
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I'm guessing you're not a fan of Mr Carey's work
lovely blood splat, you can almost taste it
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:37,
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I just tried to find the Finder Keepers theme tune
and all that cropped up was this digital future nightmare www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrBMjWSlXWA
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10,
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I'd like it better if I could see that the ones in the middle were actually walking around instead of just being randomly placed each frame
/jealous really
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:24,
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*awaits line drawn, nordic named, cctv cameras and listening devices*
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:45,
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*ignores image, suggests idea that might have been funnier and awaits someone doing it*
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:53,
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haha, you're quite the cunt aren't you, I love all these fan accounts you guys have set up
But since when was replying to an image with a connected thought 'ignoring'?
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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That's a bit mean
I just thought you were all about encouraging people to post more, by commenting on their post. You know, I think you're onto something, when people make the effort to make a picture, they might be encouraged to make more if they receive positive feedback. The above is a good, topical pun. Positive feedback on the image might take the form of "haha nice one" or even "nicely!". Responding without reference to the picture, saying that one awaits something else, is a bit like someone showing you a good picture they painted and instead of you saying "it's nice" you say "hmm, I'm sure there are better ones, I can't wait to see something like it, but better. Bye."
Carry on though, it's me that's the cunt.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10,
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Carry on though, it's me that's the cunt.
well seeing as you only posted to have a go at me
and not comment on the original post, even in a train of thought kind of way, yes, I guess you are.
Cheer up and stop obsessing, you'll have a much happier time of it. If you don't like me you could simply use the ignore button and reduce your stress levels considerably
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:12,
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Cheer up and stop obsessing, you'll have a much happier time of it. If you don't like me you could simply use the ignore button and reduce your stress levels considerably
I'm not stressed at all, but I see what you did there.
I'm just trying to help in a holistic way. I've said what I have to say on the pic. It's not about just one pic though, I'm hoping I can help you be a better b3tan, as you seem confused as to why /board is struggling these days. Take it as constructive criticism, use it to yours and to b3ta's advantage. It just might make it a more pleasant and productive environment. The regulars aren't necessarily the ones in need of active encouragement.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:18,
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why not lead by example and make cheery comments yourself then?
instead of setting up a troll account and cherry picking the responses you can have a go at and ignoring the rest?
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:26,
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Oh I do, don't worry about that.
I'm not cherry-picking either, it's just when I can be bothered. If I had a really big cherry-basket, I'd cherry-pick.
I do hope you're not missing the point by trying to cast aspersions on a comedy account's posting-patterns. That would be a shame. Like I said, it's just a helpful suggestion. You never know, if established members are encouraging, when appropriate, it might get good again.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:36,
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I do hope you're not missing the point by trying to cast aspersions on a comedy account's posting-patterns. That would be a shame. Like I said, it's just a helpful suggestion. You never know, if established members are encouraging, when appropriate, it might get good again.
At the risk of spreading Christmas cheer where it's not wanted, you might have got the wrong end of the stick here.
I don't think HT was criticising the OP, it's just there has been a theme (? meme) in the past of mock Ikea assembly instructions consisting of line drawings of odd things with amusing names. I think the point he was making was more that he was expecting a deluge of such posts, not that the 'Spykea' idea was poor.
OTOH, Happy Toast did go in early for the 'cunting!'
OTOOH I don't know if there is a real cunt behind this comedy account...
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:04,
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OTOH, Happy Toast did go in early for the 'cunting!'
OTOOH I don't know if there is a real cunt behind this comedy account...
Fair point
The above comments were not solely related to the original post but to a pattern that has emerged over the last couple of years.
The fact that I'm a cunt has no bearing on the validity of my overarching point
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:19,
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The fact that I'm a cunt has no bearing on the validity of my overarching point
Well the least I could do too help would be at least log in. I think it would only be fair of me to show my appreciation when u guys make me laugh my head off and will make a newn years resolution to contribute more. u have been forewarned for I am the Jellywobbler :)
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:09,
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a Megabus needs to look like a robot
not a shitty new Transformer though, something from the 80s cartoon
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:19,
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each become one with the cunt
to form together as giant cunt!
\o/
Then, over time, acquire more cunt, until there is a gestalt-megacunt
I think this was the plot of King Kong or something.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:38,
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\o/
Then, over time, acquire more cunt, until there is a gestalt-megacunt
I think this was the plot of King Kong or something.
I love this.
Happytoast - tirelessly championing b3ta by endlessly dropping 'less than subtle' hints with comments 'encouraging' people on what to post, or how he knows what makes this place good, or can make it 'better' - again.
and when he gets called up on on doing this;
Happytoast - tirelessly deflecting criticism by endlessly telling people that they ought to be doing more themselves to make b3ta better.
Have you ever considered a career in polotics?
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:12,
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and when he gets called up on on doing this;
Happytoast - tirelessly deflecting criticism by endlessly telling people that they ought to be doing more themselves to make b3ta better.
Have you ever considered a career in polotics?
Me a politician? that's rich coming from yet another faceless sockpuppet account
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:21,
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The problem with arguing on the internet
is that in the end everyone involved ends up looking a total bellend
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:05,
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How you've fallen from the days of people impersonating you in bars
I am still WTF'ed by that one btw :)
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:41,
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I am still WTF'ed by that one btw :)
have I got them the wrong way round?
I assumed it was like Ant and Dec...
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:16,
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I assumed it was like Ant and Dec...
Deck the halls, something … something … something
Or something
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:27,
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I had to google that. Unsettling thats the first thing you thought of...
:)
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:45,
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:)
Found a pic of 'our cilla' on HuffPo and couldn't get the Davros idea out of my head.
HuffPo online is almost as bad as the Mail Online for crap celeb none news.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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hahaha, fingers crossed that's a scene from the Christmas special
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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I'm sure
I heard him whispering that he was going to overthrow Wales.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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My first Sock Monkey that kinda looks like an xmas robot
Random Christmas make this morning
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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Random Christmas make this morning
ha, the snowflake between the eyes makes him look angry
Careful, it'll come alive at night and rummage in your stockings
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:40,
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sorry mate I need a de-ris on this one
and it's Hull not Hell (they are the same though)
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:09,
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I'm guessing it's the juxtaposition of an old card design with new information
Sort of, now, then, now then.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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It is Jimmy Santa-ville going to drop some presents off...from the BBC...to a remote cottage...
...maybe with a very youthful Noel Edmonds?
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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A prize for this gentleman!
This was made hurried effort whilst on my lunch as with all my other b3ta efforts. The remote cottage is meant to be he's weird little house that he had outside of his 'apartment' in roundhay, leeds.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:28,
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This was made hurried effort whilst on my lunch as with all my other b3ta efforts. The remote cottage is meant to be he's weird little house that he had outside of his 'apartment' in roundhay, leeds.
An equal opportunities one.
They've got away with it for far too long.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:40,
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seamless
And dunno why kids want them. nearly 300 notes I saw some going for, they dont sound massively fantastic either. I think they are just for label freaks.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:04,
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^this
I've got some Bose QuietComforts which are fifty quid cheaper and a gazillion times better.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:09,
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^that
I have always been a fan of KOSS brand. No nonsense, just good sound.
Secondary reason: An audio kiosk company that I sub-sub-sub-contracted for would let me keep the redundant pair of headphones when I would go onsite to troubleshoot audio problems. If the problem was something else, I got yet another free working set :D
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:23,
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Secondary reason: An audio kiosk company that I sub-sub-sub-contracted for would let me keep the redundant pair of headphones when I would go onsite to troubleshoot audio problems. If the problem was something else, I got yet another free working set :D
I got 2 pairs free with a Bose PA.
I got 2 L1 series 2's and 2 B2's and they chucked them in for fuck all which was a reasonable price.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:27,
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To be honest, Bose are overpriced as well
You can rarely go wrong with Sennheiser...
Edit: Or Denon, while I'm at it.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:48,
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Edit: Or Denon, while I'm at it.
Always had Sennheiser before and was very happy with them
but like I said, got them for nothing but would never go back to Sennheiser now. Unbelievable stuff.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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Missus got me some Bose for christmas last year
fucking lovely, though normally I'm happy with Seinheissers
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:58,
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It's because kids are fucking thick
To be fair though Dr Dre's credentials in electrical engineering from Compton Technological College shouldn't be sniffed at.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:59,
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Another Sennheiser user here...
but these trashy branded "Bass Beats" headphones are all about the logo. All about the trendy label. They are being used by iPhone and iPod users with their low quality MP3\M4A 128kbps rips via iTunes.
Kids of today don't know what decent music sounds like... [/grumpy old lurker returns to his FLAC collection....]
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:07,
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Kids of today don't know what decent music sounds like... [/grumpy old lurker returns to his FLAC collection....]
Yes please
I'd love to spunk over ยฃ100 on a pair of meat-based headphones to listen to this super compressed mp3s on my fucking mobile phone.
kerching
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:57,
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kerching
it's the only claim to fame Bridgend has
other than some very strange bogs at the M4 services
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:49,
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Image Challenge Vote
It's the usual Christmas 2 week image challenge, so pick wisely. 24 hours to vote to make sure everyone gets a say.
Wrong toys for Christmas - Playmobile Undertaker set. Lego Gynaecologist's clinic. Guess Who for lower intestinal parasites. You get the idea (suggested by Mrs Colonel Boris)
Christmas Shite - Post any old shite with snow on it, even a crap faceswap, post anything (suggested by Colonel Boris)
Lost consonants - Take a well known phrase or saying, Remove, add or change a letter, Illustrate the humourous result (suggested by Moon Monkey)
Dragons - One word challenge (suggested by Smash Monkey)
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 7:37,
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Wrong toys for Christmas - Playmobile Undertaker set. Lego Gynaecologist's clinic. Guess Who for lower intestinal parasites. You get the idea (suggested by Mrs Colonel Boris)
Christmas Shite - Post any old shite with snow on it, even a crap faceswap, post anything (suggested by Colonel Boris)
Lost consonants - Take a well known phrase or saying, Remove, add or change a letter, Illustrate the humourous result (suggested by Moon Monkey)
Dragons - One word challenge (suggested by Smash Monkey)
more votes than we've had for ages, this is gonna be close, at least until pedro steps in
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:43,
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thanks for the reminder
EDIT: Fine then -- I'll just make more comedy accounts, so COME AT ME BRO!!
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:44,
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isn't it great?
I've had 18 Cadbury's selection boxes already today
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:04,
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I've had a terrible day at work but I'm on holiday after Friday for 3 weeks so yeah
STAYING POSITIVE
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:11,
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You should do it all with ipod nanos
I heard a great business pitch about it he vomited snakes and everything
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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But they will still all come from the same External IP Address
I bet all of that lot is plugged into a single wall socket... along with the kettle, microwave oven and three fan heaters.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:30,
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Where's my fecking Christmas lube? And don't say it's out with the drone
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OMG, only 10 left in stock
that wont even get me through the holiday
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:05,
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Lost consonants? What about change a consonant? Behold - CatWogan
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Lost is just the title, the description says Remove, add or change
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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Excellent
I have a shit-load of ideas then. All of which will be poorly executed.
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:34,
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If dragons doesn't win you'll never hear the end of it from Smash Monkey...
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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...but how well do they stand up (no pun intended) against boiling piss?
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 2:05,
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You've got some nerve showing up here after what you did to my son
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Wed 18 Dec 2013, 2:00,
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...but how well does he stand up (no pun intended) against boiling piss?
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