hahahaha and wtf?! that's equal parts marvellous and horrific
minor TJ - Evening B3tards, the Image Challenge vote is here b3ta.com/board/11039412
(minor TJ - Evening B3tards, the Image Challenge vote is here b3ta.com/board/11039412
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:51,
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Smash Monkey would love him*runs*
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:58,
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Totally lost, elucidate? elucidate?
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shift spendips make me sad inside,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:01,
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she is a b3tan and I love her - but that does not stop me taking the mickey out of a girl who may see the benefits of a large tongue...
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:07,
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JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJPRSE!(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:18,
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Jeremy, have you seen my motorbike?Jeremy? JEREMY? JEREMY, YOU UTTER ARSEHOLE, BRING ME BACK MY BIKE.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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that's given I a bone-off
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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Bloody HellI would like that tongue up my bottom sorry wrong forum
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 0:12,
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is that a shep wrick? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:03,
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:DJames Cameron is ordering thousands of Sun Maid packets to be shipped to the Titanic right now
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:05,
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i thought it was a fig? q
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:10,
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I get told I look like that all the time... SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:36,
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I loathe slimy owls. Greasy kingfishers can do one too.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:39,
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dehydraded grapes are a hoot! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:39,
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That's not even a proper sentence.I know lots of nouns can be used as verbs, like hammer and iron and box, but raisin isn't one of those, you can't raisin anything.
It's like saying "shirt the Empire State Building" or "figurine Saffron Walden".
Besides, why is it jiggling, is that how you raisin?
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:36,
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It's like saying "shirt the Empire State Building" or "figurine Saffron Walden".
Besides, why is it jiggling, is that how you raisin?
wrong!Because you get currents and you get current affairs
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boff FL OZ,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:38,
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yep I think that's itit's better than Giant Tadpole gets Frisky
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:38,
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Oh, God. Don't let Atomic hear you say that...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:38,
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What's this what's thisA pearl on a boat?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 23:11,
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ooops - copyright infringement....Boat in a pearl then?
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 23:48,
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Oh, so that's what they meant by it being waylaid by a strong currantI have a different explanation...
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 23:21,
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For me, nothing sums up Christmas more than this;
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:11,
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Ramming sausages up a pheasant's arse?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:16,
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Strangest harvest festival ever drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:30,
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Not since the restraining order.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:37,
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Whereby you banned all the non-deviants from attending? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:39,
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I'd buy that for a dollar SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:59,
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Its just timetime comes and goes, only sausages remain
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:37,
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Niftygood animalmashes are all about picking the sources, the scaly feathers tie it together.
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:03,
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Ribibit(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:49,
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If the comp is Dragons - we have a winner :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:50,
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Holy crap where have you been? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:43,
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Cheers :)Sloooowly getting betterish with me seams ;)
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:54,
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I'm guessing you're not a fan of Mr Carey's work lovely blood splat, you can almost taste it
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:37,
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I like it when his face swaps round
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:49,
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amazon.co.ukamazon.co.uk
amazon.co.uk
(amazon.co.uk
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:58,
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thats what she said SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:03,
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Here's something that is(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:08,
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Is it Mr Escher?these things are really quite clever
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:05,
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I just tried to find the Finder Keepers theme tuneand all that cropped up was this digital future nightmare www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrBMjWSlXWA
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10,
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Nah semicolon closebracket surely Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:35,
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I'd like it better if I could see that the ones in the middle were actually walking around instead of just being randomly placed each frame/jealous really
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:24,
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Mmmmm!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:33,
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*Doffs cap*
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:04,
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ooooohbut Vic, how does it work?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:56,
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*awaits line drawn, nordic named, cctv cameras and listening devices* HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:45,
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*ignores image, suggests idea that might have been funnier and awaits someone doing it*
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:53,
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haha, you're quite the cunt aren't you, I love all these fan accounts you guys have set upBut since when was replying to an image with a connected thought 'ignoring'?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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That's a bit meanI just thought you were all about encouraging people to post more, by commenting on their post. You know, I think you're onto something, when people make the effort to make a picture, they might be encouraged to make more if they receive positive feedback. The above is a good, topical pun. Positive feedback on the image might take the form of "haha nice one" or even "nicely!". Responding without reference to the picture, saying that one awaits something else, is a bit like someone showing you a good picture they painted and instead of you saying "it's nice" you say "hmm, I'm sure there are better ones, I can't wait to see something like it, but better. Bye."
Carry on though, it's me that's the cunt.
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10,
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Carry on though, it's me that's the cunt.
well seeing as you only posted to have a go at meand not comment on the original post, even in a train of thought kind of way, yes, I guess you are.
Cheer up and stop obsessing, you'll have a much happier time of it. If you don't like me you could simply use the ignore button and reduce your stress levels considerably
(Cheer up and stop obsessing, you'll have a much happier time of it. If you don't like me you could simply use the ignore button and reduce your stress levels considerably
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:12,
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I'm not stressed at all, but I see what you did there.I'm just trying to help in a holistic way. I've said what I have to say on the pic. It's not about just one pic though, I'm hoping I can help you be a better b3tan, as you seem confused as to why /board is struggling these days. Take it as constructive criticism, use it to yours and to b3ta's advantage. It just might make it a more pleasant and productive environment. The regulars aren't necessarily the ones in need of active encouragement.
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:18,
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why not lead by example and make cheery comments yourself then?instead of setting up a troll account and cherry picking the responses you can have a go at and ignoring the rest?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:26,
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Oh I do, don't worry about that.I'm not cherry-picking either, it's just when I can be bothered. If I had a really big cherry-basket, I'd cherry-pick.
I do hope you're not missing the point by trying to cast aspersions on a comedy account's posting-patterns. That would be a shame. Like I said, it's just a helpful suggestion. You never know, if established members are encouraging, when appropriate, it might get good again.
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:36,
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I do hope you're not missing the point by trying to cast aspersions on a comedy account's posting-patterns. That would be a shame. Like I said, it's just a helpful suggestion. You never know, if established members are encouraging, when appropriate, it might get good again.
At the risk of spreading Christmas cheer where it's not wanted, you might have got the wrong end of the stick here.I don't think HT was criticising the OP, it's just there has been a theme (? meme) in the past of mock Ikea assembly instructions consisting of line drawings of odd things with amusing names. I think the point he was making was more that he was expecting a deluge of such posts, not that the 'Spykea' idea was poor.
OTOH, Happy Toast did go in early for the 'cunting!'
OTOOH I don't know if there is a real cunt behind this comedy account...
(OTOH, Happy Toast did go in early for the 'cunting!'
OTOOH I don't know if there is a real cunt behind this comedy account...
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:04,
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Fair pointThe above comments were not solely related to the original post but to a pattern that has emerged over the last couple of years.
The fact that I'm a cunt has no bearing on the validity of my overarching point
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:19,
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The fact that I'm a cunt has no bearing on the validity of my overarching point
Well the least I could do too help would be at least log in. I think it would only be fair of me to show my appreciation when u guys make me laugh my head off and will make a newn years resolution to contribute more. u have been forewarned for I am the Jellywobbler :)
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:09,
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a Megabus needs to look like a robot not a shitty new Transformer though, something from the 80s cartoon
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:19,
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each become one with the cuntto form together as giant cunt!
\o/
Then, over time, acquire more cunt, until there is a gestalt-megacunt
I think this was the plot of King Kong or something.
(\o/
Then, over time, acquire more cunt, until there is a gestalt-megacunt
I think this was the plot of King Kong or something.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:38,
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King Cunt I think. *goes off to check IMDB*
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:03,
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I love this.Happytoast - tirelessly championing b3ta by endlessly dropping 'less than subtle' hints with comments 'encouraging' people on what to post, or how he knows what makes this place good, or can make it 'better' - again.
and when he gets called up on on doing this;
Happytoast - tirelessly deflecting criticism by endlessly telling people that they ought to be doing more themselves to make b3ta better.
Have you ever considered a career in polotics?
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:12,
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and when he gets called up on on doing this;
Happytoast - tirelessly deflecting criticism by endlessly telling people that they ought to be doing more themselves to make b3ta better.
Have you ever considered a career in polotics?
Me a politician? that's rich coming from yet another faceless sockpuppet account HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:21,
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The problem with arguing on the internetis that in the end everyone involved ends up looking a total bellend
( boris the spider,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:05,
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I get around that by starting out looking like one HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:09,
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How you've fallen from the days of people impersonating you in barsI am still WTF'ed by that one btw :)
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:41,
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Hall punch hall oates?I don't get it
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:13,
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have I got them the wrong way round?
I assumed it was like Ant and Dec...
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:16,
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I assumed it was like Ant and Dec...
darren was the blind one drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:22,
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not THE darren, obvN R HARTZ 4EVA
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:22,
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my mistake, it's daryl of coursehe was still blind though
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:23,
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Deck the halls, something … something … somethingOr something
(
Flash_Bastard,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:27,
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well, it is outstanding in its field Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:06,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Christmas Card Defacing 2013"){kind=small}
Where does he get those wonderful toys? transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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why has santa got a broom handle lodged in his innards? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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Presumably that's so he can sweep your chimney on the way out revolution now ๐,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:00,
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nice to see workmen tidying up after themselves Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:07,
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Why's he got Eeyore's tail down his trousers…?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:43,
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I had to google that. Unsettling thats the first thing you thought of...
:)
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:45,
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:)
unsettling that i didn't think of it first Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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Mrs Clause loves it when he does thatthe reindeer less so
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:09,
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Found a pic of 'our cilla' on HuffPo and couldn't get the Davros idea out of my head.
HuffPo online is almost as bad as the Mail Online for crap celeb none news. transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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hahaha, fingers crossed that's a scene from the Christmas special HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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that woman boils my piss Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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And that's a lorra, lorra piss, I'll bet.
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:38,
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you have no idea Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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i don't trust him Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:23,
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I'm sureI heard him whispering that he was going to overthrow Wales.
(
routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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see?damn his blowhole!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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Haha! Here's the Admiral Tea...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:40,
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Spiceman
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:10,
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That is just what they call them in Brum isn't it?
(
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:48,
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My first Sock Monkey that kinda looks like an xmas robot
Random Christmas make this morning
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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you should sell theseI'd buy one
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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ha, the snowflake between the eyes makes him look angryCareful, it'll come alive at night and rummage in your stockings
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:40,
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sorry mate I need a de-ris on this oneand it's Hull not Hell (they are the same though)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:09,
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I'm guessing it's the juxtaposition of an old card design with new informationSort of, now, then, now then.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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ahh sorry - did not recgnise the Savilleness. My fault
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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It is Jimmy Santa-ville going to drop some presents off...from the BBC...to a remote cottage......maybe with a very youthful Noel Edmonds?
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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A prize for this gentleman!
This was made hurried effort whilst on my lunch as with all my other b3ta efforts. The remote cottage is meant to be he's weird little house that he had outside of his 'apartment' in roundhay, leeds.
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:28,
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This was made hurried effort whilst on my lunch as with all my other b3ta efforts. The remote cottage is meant to be he's weird little house that he had outside of his 'apartment' in roundhay, leeds.
An equal opportunities one.They've got away with it for far too long.
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:40,
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*waits for Viz commission*
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:57,
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Haha!Nice idea. Probably horse meat though.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:48,
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Meats - by Dr. Neigh?*gets his coat*
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:54,
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and seriously, why are kids begging for theseI got more bass
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:01,
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seamlessAnd dunno why kids want them. nearly 300 notes I saw some going for, they dont sound massively fantastic either. I think they are just for label freaks.
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:04,
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^thisI've got some Bose QuietComforts which are fifty quid cheaper and a gazillion times better.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:09,
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^thatI have always been a fan of KOSS brand. No nonsense, just good sound.
Secondary reason: An audio kiosk company that I sub-sub-sub-contracted for would let me keep the redundant pair of headphones when I would go onsite to troubleshoot audio problems. If the problem was something else, I got yet another free working set :D
(Secondary reason: An audio kiosk company that I sub-sub-sub-contracted for would let me keep the redundant pair of headphones when I would go onsite to troubleshoot audio problems. If the problem was something else, I got yet another free working set :D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:23,
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I got 2 pairs free with a Bose PA.I got 2 L1 series 2's and 2 B2's and they chucked them in for fuck all which was a reasonable price.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:27,
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As we say,in the industry,No highs, no lows, just BOSE.
( The Togaboy The world will end on,
Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:48,
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To be honest, Bose are overpriced as wellYou can rarely go wrong with Sennheiser...
Edit: Or Denon, while I'm at it.
(Edit: Or Denon, while I'm at it.
fuscous,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:48,
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Always had Sennheiser before and was very happy with thembut like I said, got them for nothing but would never go back to Sennheiser now. Unbelievable stuff.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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Missus got me some Bose for christmas last yearfucking lovely, though normally I'm happy with Seinheissers
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:58,
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It's because kids are fucking thickTo be fair though Dr Dre's credentials in electrical engineering from Compton Technological College shouldn't be sniffed at.
( DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:59,
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^^ This ^^Yeah - you summed it up better than me.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:08,
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Another Sennheiser user here...but these trashy branded "Bass Beats" headphones are all about the logo. All about the trendy label. They are being used by iPhone and iPod users with their low quality MP3\M4A 128kbps rips via iTunes.
Kids of today don't know what decent music sounds like... [/grumpy old lurker returns to his FLAC collection....]
(Kids of today don't know what decent music sounds like... [/grumpy old lurker returns to his FLAC collection....]
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:07,
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perfect for listening to MC Hammerand Chris de Burger
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:11,
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one of my all time favorite spang GIFs PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:24,
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Looks like a particularly rare special edition.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:18,
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Yes pleaseI'd love to spunk over ยฃ100 on a pair of meat-based headphones to listen to this super compressed mp3s on my fucking mobile phone.
kerching
(kerching
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:57,
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Whales are insects and they live on bananas
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:23,
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much SQUEE emanating from this little fella ~.~;;/ac
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:51,
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Bambi's dad died of shame
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:48,
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I hear theres a sale on at Bridgend Ropeworks. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:54,
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it's the only claim to fame Bridgend hasother than some very strange bogs at the M4 services
(,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:49,
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Image Challenge VoteIt's the usual Christmas 2 week image challenge, so pick wisely. 24 hours to vote to make sure everyone gets a say.
Wrong toys for Christmas - Playmobile Undertaker set. Lego Gynaecologist's clinic. Guess Who for lower intestinal parasites. You get the idea (suggested by Mrs Colonel Boris)
Christmas Shite - Post any old shite with snow on it, even a crap faceswap, post anything (suggested by Colonel Boris)
Lost consonants - Take a well known phrase or saying, Remove, add or change a letter, Illustrate the humourous result (suggested by Moon Monkey)
Dragons - One word challenge (suggested by Smash Monkey)
(Wrong toys for Christmas - Playmobile Undertaker set. Lego Gynaecologist's clinic. Guess Who for lower intestinal parasites. You get the idea (suggested by Mrs Colonel Boris)
Christmas Shite - Post any old shite with snow on it, even a crap faceswap, post anything (suggested by Colonel Boris)
Lost consonants - Take a well known phrase or saying, Remove, add or change a letter, Illustrate the humourous result (suggested by Moon Monkey)
Dragons - One word challenge (suggested by Smash Monkey)
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 7:37,
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I vote for "Wrong Toys For Christmas"
Don't know if this helps or hurts my cause.
EDIT: I suppose this also qualifies as "Christmas Shite".
hahah this is making me laugh more and more as time passes
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:15,
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more votes than we've had for ages, this is gonna be close, at least until pedro steps in drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:43,
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thanks for the reminderEDIT: Fine then -- I'll just make more comedy accounts, so COME AT ME BRO!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:44,
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I'm so Christmassy I thought that said 'reindeer' Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:55,
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RING DING DINGALING RING TING TINGALING SNOWWWWWWW
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:00,
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isn't it great?I've had 18 Cadbury's selection boxes already today
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:04,
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I've had a terrible day at work but I'm on holiday after Friday for 3 weeks so yeahSTAYING POSITIVE
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:11,
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You should do it all with ipod nanosI heard a great business pitch about it he vomited snakes and everything
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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But they will still all come from the same External IP AddressI bet all of that lot is plugged into a single wall socket... along with the kettle, microwave oven and three fan heaters.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:30,
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Where's my fecking Christmas lube? And don't say it's out with the drone(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:58,
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OMG, only 10 left in stockthat wont even get me through the holiday
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:05,
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You'll have to talk to my American cousin about that drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:26,
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DragonsI was fucking sick of Christmas by October
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:43,
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^This, Mu please fix the voterainbow dinosaurs dragons ftw
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:50,
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SAME
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:07,
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Lost consonants? What about change a consonant? Behold - CatWogan
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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Lost is just the title, the description says Remove, add or change HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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ExcellentI have a shit-load of ideas then. All of which will be poorly executed.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:34,
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If dragons doesn't win you'll never hear the end of it from Smash Monkey...
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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...but how well do they stand up (no pun intended) against boiling piss? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 2:05,
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www.flickr.com/photos/18854674@N04/4590935647/
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 3:24,
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oh my!! :D :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:53,
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You've got some nerve showing up here after what you did to my son
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 2:00,
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...but how well does he stand up (no pun intended) against boiling piss? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Dec 2013, 2:05,
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