making mimes scarier so you don't have to
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 14:18,
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Can it be milked?'Noon squire.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:21,
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He really likes fusilli and farfalleIt's the Pasta of Muppets.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:30,
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Didn't that muppet play with Gonz'o Roses? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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It looks like someone found his internet search history...and 'Gonzo' was definitely NOT the type of porn he was looking up!
(,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:39,
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Portrait of a friend wot I dun paint.
I'm not saying it is a BAD likeness, but he won't thank me for it.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:48,
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There's a lot of them about.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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Board gets more like 4Chan every day.
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transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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Sorry,I always post my paintings here. If they are inappropriate, I apologise and will cease and stick to the very occasional time I make a funny.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:02,
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No I meant...."TITS!"...usually on 4chan this is followed by "...or fuck off" Not that I go on there or anything.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:08,
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Ah,I went there once, it was nearly as bad as /talk so I ran away.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:10,
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Getting so we know who done it without checking your u/n.Good skills and thanks for sharing.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:07,
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that's like when I do an eggy fart at work...everyone's got to know my brand.
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Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:27,
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That's grabbed my attention :)Your friend definitely doesn't look like a 'he' though
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:17,
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That's just proofof how bad I am at painting. The model was a 20 stone trucker called Fred.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:19,
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He was Davefrom Basingstoke. This is Fred from Hemel Hempstead.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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The teal background and the dress?Maybe they make them in your size, we could ask if you like.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 14:25,
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The teal background comes in my size?Oooo…do tell.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 20:32,
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Not sure if i want to buy a 1980's VW golf or a 30 year old flake now! ;-)
That is actually very well spotted.The pic I drew it from was taken around 1987. I'm giving her the portrait for her birthday. Her kids are going to freak out! :D
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:14,
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80's hair and makeup :-)Just looking at it is making want to sing a power ballad!
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Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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All the better to see you with, my Dear.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 18:24,
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This is lovely.....and I am sure she will love it !
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paranoiaman,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 19:23,
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also: Hugh Jackman down the line a ways
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:41,
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Tsk. Shopped pictures only
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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hell yeah!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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He was told the wizard deals in chemicals, you see...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:42,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Heavy Metal"){kind=small}
I'm just going to stick this here...
I was going to do a lot more on this but I dropped Buffy's head onto the picture and it just... worked...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:49,
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what more could be done?seems legit to me.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:55,
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Seamed good to me as well :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:58,
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magnificent beasti'd ride it
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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I never knew sarah michelle gellar was in a Metal band !
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:35,
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I too would like to do a cheeky repost
With apologies to Freshwater Mole, of course.
De-ris: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurkREc-q4I
Also: I have one ticket (standing) to see Five Finger Death Punch next monday, at the Forum in London. £20 donation to Macmillan gets it, I've left it too late to sell online and would rather it go to a fan than a tout.
Greenbat,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:17,
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Is that vocalist a bloke?Nothing wrong if it is - just curious
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:29,
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No, completely femaleIf you mean In this moment...Five finger lead is very male.
( Greenbat,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:33,
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Photographic evidence please ;)Good luck with £'s for Macmillan
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:36,
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Take your pick:https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=769&q=in+this+moment+singer&oq=In+this+moment&gs_l=img.3.1.0l10.652.3092.0.5086.14.8.0.6.6.0.115.572.5j2.7.0....0...1ac.1.37.img..2.12.534._JsewjtSNtQ
Saw them supporting Halestorm in 2012. They are, interesting... First, they put an extension on the stage...then two pillar things made of plastic skulls...then a wind and smoke machine...the singer is over-fond of latex and hair waving. It was actually a pretty good set, if a little Spinal tap. Then Lizzie Hale came on looking fresh out the garage, looking ten times hotter and playing like a good un :D
(Saw them supporting Halestorm in 2012. They are, interesting... First, they put an extension on the stage...then two pillar things made of plastic skulls...then a wind and smoke machine...the singer is over-fond of latex and hair waving. It was actually a pretty good set, if a little Spinal tap. Then Lizzie Hale came on looking fresh out the garage, looking ten times hotter and playing like a good un :D
Greenbat,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:43,
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what the dickens?:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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British experts help analyse likely route of Malaysian plane
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-26723719
EDIT: Holy Shit! My first FP!
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:47,
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Suppose they have to keep busy now that video rental is a thing of the past Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:49,
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What M is a Malaysian aircraft that crashed in the southern Indian Ocean.Also: Can I have a P please Bob.
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:20,
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That's a map of Baker Street!
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:44,
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Maybe not the Baker Street saxophonist, but certainly the first James Bond!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 14:17,
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If you link across the board......you get to play the Deep Ocean Run
( paranoiaman,
Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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Yes, I know it isn't heavy metal - tough...
hYpe is haunted by humans,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:04,
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It's close enough for me
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:08,
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Gary to the rescue! Yay.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 1:58,
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today's not your day, is it, little girl
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 2:23,
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I'm getting old.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:58,
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You make me feel lke moshing
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:45,
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I'm gonna mosh teh night away
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 22:03,
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I can't see Leo Sayer without saying 'Baby' like in Shooting Stars(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 22:55,
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Sorry I mistook his morion for a bicorne.Won't happen again.
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:30,
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im sorry i took it personally, i like napoleon a lot and will not abide the kind of comment you made
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Microwave,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:31,
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You demand satisfaction and duly so. What I have done up to this is nothing. I am only at the beginning of the course I must run.
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:38,
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Skeleton is..about to be pitted, spit out and punched thew the back, brah.
(,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:35,
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Duke of Skellngton?EDT - knew I had a pic somewhere...
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:19,
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skeletons!!!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:56,
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...in skellington boots!!!
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 22:00,
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More bones!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 1:24,
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Tenuous re-post but it is so slow no one will notice...
...I should probably compo this too. transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:04,
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HOLY SHITThe first time I get to b3ta in weeks, and that's the first thing that pops up.
Excellent.
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Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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Excellent.
he seems to have aged well and with a smile, despite the presumed drugs
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Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:38,
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One of my pals has taken a hideously posey "selfie" ... queue photoshop trolling by all his friends!His facebook page now resembles a b3ta challenge thread, so I thought I'd share, maybe you can have fun with this too:
Original Image:
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Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:56,
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Original Image:
You forgot to post an image, but don't worry! You can borrow mine.
I don't have a facebook so your fabulous tale is wasted on me.
Edit : oh, I see you've included an image now. I should feel foolish, I don't.
Shlvng,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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The preview lied to me!!! But this thread has become all the richer for your contribution.
(,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:03,
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Certainly a ferret can be vastly improved by washing a ferretin my experience of ferrets, which are stinky.
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Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:08,
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stoatfrothing PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:22,
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you've been here long enoughyou should know better...
{inserts comical image depicting instructions to be taken}
EDIT: what shelvey said...
({inserts comical image depicting instructions to be taken}
EDIT: what shelvey said...
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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What is this "facebook" thing that people are talking about?And what is a "selfie"? Are they those Scottish seal-mermaid-type creatures? And why would your friend take one? Did he take one as his wife?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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Ay up Tribs, we'll drag you kicking and screaming into the 18th Century yet.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:09,
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I believe it's what the kids call 'speshal private time' now
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:03,
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never apologize for girth PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:24,
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Haha nice
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:47,
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Shit and dirty
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03,
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How is he meant to have taken a 'selfie' from that distance?Or is 'selfie' now just a synonym for 'photograph of a person'?
( Mr. Tea Dmedff,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:37,
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that's a very good point.also, why is 'twerking' called 'twerking' to me, that'd be texting at work (join the words together to make a new word sorta thing).
I tell ya, this modern world is rubbish.
(I tell ya, this modern world is rubbish.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:47,
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VeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrryLongArms
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:21,
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This ^^Also, QOTW seem to have spread to the comments on Daily Mash posts on Facebook. What's with that?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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One in the pink, one in the stink........it's called the rocker.
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:45,
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I'm imagining him trying to ask DaVinci " have you nearly done yet?"......without moving his lips
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Elvis impersonator,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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enigmatic Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:46,
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he's happy with his lot in life, at least/grateful deaf
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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Silly!Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly click
(,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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oooo, nice! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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MetälFührer is gonna blitzkrieg your ears
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:40,
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he certainly makes up for only having one ball
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:04,
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"achtung, small person! you must be this tall to ride the rollercoaster!" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:14,
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Which really sucked when Hirohito went to Disneyland (1975)(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:21,
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Very nice, reminds me of this thing I did for a Quentin Blake compo
Q4nobody,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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Which as you know I once won on "Vidz".Awful film.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:18,
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You won something?Yours was the random postcard plucked from Nigel's bumhole one week?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:40,
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Yup - six Troma VHS tapes. All terrible.Surf Nazis Must Die was OK.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:37,
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Anteaters Can't // Devour Crickets PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:18,
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I'm quite impressed by the quantity of Pantera images this week. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:51,
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