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[challenge entry] Don't knock it. It's art.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Even with the link, it took me a while
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] early animation...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:22, archived)
# ah yes, I agree.
{claps politely}
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:32, archived)
# I like that
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:44, archived)
# *Talks loudly on mobile phone, rustles sweets, kicks back of seat in front and does make-up*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 21:08, archived)
# A little bit Pythonesque.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:18, archived)
# They'll need re-pointing by now
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Canaletto loved the Red Arrows...


.. but he didn't want them in his new painting!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:47, archived)
# CHEMTRAILS LOOKUP
spraying nationalistic colours in the sky for government propoganda don't breathe their toxic flavours they taste of flag


also, nice pic that
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:56, archived)
# A scene from the aviation Italian Job.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:36, archived)
# just spent the last hour looking at canaletto pictures, that's some l33t stuffs he did.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Yeah he was a terrific painter
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:41, archived)
# Some of them it feels like a freeze-frame in a video.
Crazy how shit changes, man.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:58, archived)
#
Lucky enough to have just got back from Venice. It was beautiful, but never quite as beautiful - or as much like Venice - as his paintings.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:31, archived)
# It's one place on my I want to go list, certainly.
But it'll probably flood massively when I'm there and I'll be killed by floaters.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 21:43, archived)
#
Was quite surprised in the evening when water started bubbling out of the drains in St Mark's square. Ended up about 2 foot deep in some places, a combination of wind direction and spring tides. The place really is a bit fucked in terms of sinking/rising sea levels. In short: don't get a big lease on a ground floor flat.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Thought he was more of a Frecce Tricolori man
top work by the way :-)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# trick and indeed
shot.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Ka-plunk!

(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Fake!
You can tell from the computer screen in the background. AICMFP
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:09, archived)
# no, those are real balls!
BALLS!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 17:31, archived)
# I'm currently sat on that chair in the background typing this
So it proves it's not live.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 17:53, archived)
# HIS BALLS!?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 0:13, archived)
# cool!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:48, archived)
# I'm putting my money on the dogs team
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:39, archived)
# they do seem more focused on the game
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:33, archived)
# .....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:42, archived)
# anthony worrall-thompson doing outdoor cookery now, then?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:45, archived)
# If he was a cannibal
Ewok-Wok-Ewok
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Wokka wokka!
Wait, that's that other bear...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:54, archived)
# hehehe
cheeky!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:09, archived)
# Enigmatit.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:40, archived)
# GREAT work
:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 17:02, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:48, archived)
# WANKS HARD
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Childhood hero ruined! :(
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:27, archived)
# no wonder i never believed in him!
also, there's no WAY rolf only emptied his sack once a year
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:33, archived)
# haha
You just reminded me of the worst porno I ever seen, SANTA PORN! "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!"
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:35, archived)
# "i've come to service your reindeer"
*bow chica wow wow*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Eeep!
:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Saw this on the BBC website...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Whatever next!!
I'm waiting on the outing of Basil Brush as a serial sex pest
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Although a lot of people in the biz ignored it, Basil Brush was a known suicide bomber.
Allegedly.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:13, archived)
# Boom
Boom?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
never liked the bastard
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:17, archived)
# ^this
proper irritating fucker
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:31, archived)
# "Put your hand up me, go on, right up there....OHHHH BOOM BOOM"
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:06, archived)
# fucking hell :D
this is b3ta
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:10, archived)
# very good, not sure he is a gay nonce thos is he?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:19, archived)
# *ovates from an upright position*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Flucking heck
*clicks*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:39, archived)
# I say! Outstanding!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:40, archived)
# christ almighty
:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Scary as shit
And Brilliant!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:03, archived)
# That's disgusting! Nice to have you here =)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
wow
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Jesus
and wow
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:17, archived)
# THAT is fucking disgusting. Terrible. REALLY BAD TASTE!!
Well done.
*clicks*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:37, archived)
# top stuff
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll magically transform your arse to a cunt ahahahahaha
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 18:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant. More of this.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking hell!

"Oh help! Oh no! It's the Rolfalo!"

If only there was some sort of penal colony we could send people like him to.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Special.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 22:01, archived)
# There's a special place in hell for you.
Save me a seat when you get there.

*clicks
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 7:23, archived)
# Someone had to.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:32, archived)
# Google Earth seems to be very up to date
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:13, archived)
# this is large and confusing. please explain.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:18, archived)
# ah, many thanks
have they checked the downstairs loo?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:29, archived)
# It's probably on ebay somewhere.....no bids
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:25, archived)
# it's the fallen madonna with the big boobies all over again
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:30, archived)
# So it's hidden in a large sausage?
As opposed to Harris trying to hide his large sausage.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:49, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:24, archived)
# Funny little Audi...


Click for bigger (99 kb)

Vroom vroom etc.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:05, archived)
# audi you do
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:08, archived)
# This looks like a transformer possessed the original Quattro
Good pencilling
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:01, archived)
# And from about 1984, I give you...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:22, archived)
# That's the idea
Mixing the Mouton Quattro with the modern shape...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Lisa has a serious case of Bitchy Resting Face
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 6:43, archived)
# i like it, so there
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 2:57, archived)
# haha
still love this
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 3:18, archived)
# hahaha
fucking joyous
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 3:39, archived)
# Incoming fatty on the port side!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 5:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 6:18, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:02, archived)
# Ahoy ye fucks!!! Wonderful!!!!!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 4:38, archived)
# Super
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 0:33, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 1:26, archived)
# awww, I used to love Rolf :(

(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 23:43, archived)
# Never too soon on B3ta.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 0:27, archived)
# Too late
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 4:14, archived)
#

(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Fucking hell that's terrifying
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Anne Robinson?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 23:43, archived)
# this^
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] typical
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Woo Mistah Dubyah
This is my 77,777th post

Jus' sayin'

/no hat 'cos it was on b3tards
EDIT
Now with re-hosted hat!


(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:16, archived)
# on your forum joining day too
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:23, archived)
# candles !!!!!
nice one, ta super smashin'
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:29, archived)
# just think, if we'd all kept posting at our old rate we'd be on our millionth by now :D
Happy B3rthday DtH
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:33, archived)
# ah talk of the devil
hello dave *waves*
your name cropped up at dr whens do on Saturday, i remember when you were pretty much omnipresent on the board.
please can we have some unexpected horse like the olden days.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:45, archived)
# Gnocci and creamy mushroom sauce!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:46, archived)
# candles AND all the 7's? woo to you, sir!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:54, archived)
# Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarb!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Have chips with that.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:59, archived)
# PAAARP!
Hi Dave!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Woo B3taday!
I fecking missed mine yesterday but ne'er mind.

Unexpected horse would be great. You could combine in with a HFS.

*Thinks*

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly could work!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Holy candles, hatman!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Happy Mawlid Al Rasul!
And or Durga Puja, whichever may apply.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Big congrats DTH
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Epic posting
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 23:58, archived)
# Sorry, missed your candleday; belated congrats anyway!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 7:53, archived)
# Amazing Dave!
great work
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 12:17, archived)
# This is good
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:37, archived)
# That beach is remarkably clean for Blackpool
Weather's about right though, nice one
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:51, archived)
# for blackpool, certainly
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:56, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:59, archived)
# An improvement on the original!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:31, archived)
# this was all of my last week
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:32, archived)
#
"Were just passing by" - surely?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:43, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:47, archived)
# I guess he won't be invited back to Glastonbury
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:50, archived)
# Sure he will.
It'll be "ironic".
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:09, archived)
# I dunno
Drugs offenders get forgiven eventually - Tim Allen, Angus Deayton, Robbie Williams, etc. Knobbing an adult other than your official life partner gets little more than a disapproving look from the media. Causing death by reckless driving or beating the crap out of your partner will get a bit of tabloid coverage but your loyal fans will stick up for you. But get convicted of a sex offence or 12 against young children and you can forget it.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:21, archived)
# i never did understand how woody allen got it so easy really, people scared to bully a jew i suppose
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Well, he kept it all in the family
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:47, archived)
# American pop stars seem to get away with it
by paying not to be convicted.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:52, archived)
# and apparently nobody cares about poor black girls =(
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:58, archived)
# Or being connected to the Mob, like Sinatra.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:32, archived)
# NONCEFEST 2015
Gary Glitter
Rolf Harris
Lostprophets
Vice
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:21, archived)
# hexacordal from b3ta
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:47, archived)
# bet some people are going to imagine this is a hilarious mongychops jape and not an actual thing that happened
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:56, archived)
# did this not all get discussed not long ago? his psychological and pyhsical sexual bullying of underage girls
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:18, archived)
# yes, we were all
"He's just a kid, he's the b3ta golden boy, he can't be a nonce, surely?"
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:24, archived)
# Yeah.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:29, archived)
# hiding in plain sight, how wrong you all were
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:29, archived)
# Fair do's.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:33, archived)
# is this a Mongychops jape?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:57, archived)
# yes!
no.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:58, archived)
# i see his twitter account is still down
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:18, archived)
# surely it's safe to come back now, everyone's moved on to another outed 'celebrity'
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:21, archived)
# you and your japes, mongy!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:14, archived)
# mega lulz innit, one of robs mates, im just saying
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:21, archived)
# I'm glad that everyone has stopped saying that rob fingers kids tho, that was getting out of hand
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:25, archived)
# But Rob DOES finger kids.
Those poor, poor billy goats gruff.
:(
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:30, archived)
# Also, give Drimbley his account back Rob.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:37, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:47, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:38, archived)
# it's like bad teen erotica fan fiction, but it's real. real ass shit.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:24, archived)
# and yet they ban frank
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:39, archived)
# I just did a googles and yeah..
a whole lot of shit going on it seems.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:34, archived)
# ARE YOU BLAMING ME FOR THIS??????????
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:41, archived)
# I could never blame you for anything, man, I love you.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:44, archived)
# phew, i never liked the needy little spastic hexy anyway
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:45, archived)
# I had no idea he was a gopping fucktard, I'm quite saddened.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:48, archived)
# soz disco, i thought everyone had heard all this before
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Oh well, it's just yet more joy in the world innit.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Eeeeeww
ban this sick filth
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Oh Rofl
How could you?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Topical repost
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:01, archived)
# NO REFUNDS
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:02, archived)
# A Gameboy?
A Cubist curious Geordie Laforge?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Domo-kun?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)
# A warty,
poorly cared-for big toe?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:13, archived)
# lolz
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:10, archived)
# rolf thread

(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Even back then
he had the cold dead eyes of a paediatrician.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:14, archived)
# *succumbs to the Gush*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:16, archived)
# FAKE
the queen's got a third nipple
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)
# All wrong...
Reptiles do not have nipples.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaah
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGKHRGHRRRRAAAAAH
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 19:09, archived)
# This is quite spectacular
and I can't stop laughing at it.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:47, archived)
# The cabin door of his transportation ship back to Australia?
imjusaskin
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)
# angings 2 gud 4 him
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:19, archived)
# From his point of view though
there won't be a door handle...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:51, archived)
# NVR FGT
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Not Rolf
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 23:53, archived)
# I grew up watching this cuntface on TV. Savile too.
I feel cheated!

Please can I have my innocent childhood back?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 3:29, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 4:32, archived)
# Redirects to Facebook?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:21, archived)
# A topical repost.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:56, archived)
# not-so-fucking repost
gary oldpost
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:43, archived)
# biggest office lol I've ever done
cheers.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:26, archived)
#
Two little boys had two little toys...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh....
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and so on...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:42, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRBBBB!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57, archived)
#

(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Fabulous.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:00, archived)
# This is the one I like.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:34, archived)
#
clicky
(, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] And now I'm cross eyed
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:43, archived)
# might as well pea this from an age old tarsier comp
 photo mctarsier.jpg
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)
# shiny
(, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 18:41, archived)

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