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The Proposal
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# He knows what's coming next.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Pact coffee?
(emptyspace, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:46, archived)
# They don't deliver to the Motherland.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:47, archived)
# Putin fingers internet cunts?
He's the most shopped ginger in the world *Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Vlad the impaler
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Bin done I'm sure
(emptyspace, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:26, archived)
# What a horrible little fetid creature.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 18:32, archived)
# HaHA! Fetid : )
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:56, archived)
#
here, that wee dugs escaped!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:15, archived)
# : )
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:01, archived)
# No reason...
(stealthbanana, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:36, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:27, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Quick, protect the clock!
Bindun?

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:32, archived)
# blimey ripping yarns!
they repeated those on BBC4 not so long back. Loved it!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:40, archived)
# SEVEN BLOODY ONE
HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:12, archived)
# McIntyre, Treadmore, Davitt
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Kayan
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] And for the Star Wars fans...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Has someone made a chainsaw hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:19, archived)
# "infographic viral?"
don't tempt fate! I'm sure Mattel will have a poorly researched infogrpahic floating around the internet soon.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:49, archived)
# my grin is stretched
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Clearly there is only one thing that will work.
(emptyspace, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Heheh
I'm tempted to buy some Pact in order to counterbalance the complaints about the ads.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:33, archived)
# I don't see them as complaints now,
just another meme...
(emptyspace, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:45, archived)
# *thinks he knows what's in the third panel*
is proved wrong
_slinks_ off to lick his wounds
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Just had this delivery at Ya What Manor...
...
I knew I shouldn't have clicked the link
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:14, archived)
# All this for only £1!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:17, archived)
# yeah plus the 'handling fee' whatever that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, archived)
# you'll find out if you have children
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:21, archived)
# I have an child.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, archived)
# Did you do a George Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:24, archived)
# it depends if we're still talking about the coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, archived)
# Woah
You've just convinced me to buy!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Oh so Biff Tannen got covered in Pact Coffee in Back to the Future?
Also your house is rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:44, archived)
# he did
and why thank you, it's ok I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's very quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:05, archived)
# and lo a cracker did appear
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
Ning also \o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:09, archived)
# Cool, that works nicely
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, archived)
# Wall-E?
Nice work Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Ha-ha, yes!
Cheers mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:31, archived)
# I bet he's got the "What the Butler Saw" disc in again...dirty sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I WAS thinking of doing that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Just had the driveway done, turned out rather well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:46, archived)
# I must have the number of your bricklayers
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:58, archived)
# :)
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:12, archived)
# I imagine Rob's got that but in gold
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:58, archived)
# More than likely!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:12, archived)
# It's in chocolate sprinkles on the foam on top of each cup of delicious, fresh Pact coffee.
I honestly don't care about a small and unobtrusive ad. But I'm not going to let that stop me getting on the bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:16, archived)
# He used to but he's had it ripped up and replaced with UsVsTh3m.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:18, archived)
# haha
Does Rob even visit B3ta these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah there's a special algorithm* in the site that alerts him when people are bitching about UsVsTh3m and he pops back to set the record straight.
* may in fact not be an algorithm. Or even exist at all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, archived)
# He's far too busy "polishing" his "media award"
www.themediabriefing.com/media/project_tmb/image/manuel.png
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:07, archived)
# No....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:35, archived)
# why the hate, don't we all have jobs outside of b3ta?
And isn't he giving work to other b3ta people (cr3, mushybees, brianftang etc)?
Granted this place could do with more attention, but we all come and go a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Hate?
You really do see any criticism as an emotionally driven personal attack, don't you?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
# oh Hedgey, do calm down
stop hatin'
It was hyperbole, not an accusation of emotional drama
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:03, archived)
# ^ not got a job at usvsthem yet
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:40, archived)
# I turned them down
didn't want to commute
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:41, archived)
# i didn't think commuting was really required for such things. Do they have internet?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Launch of the Year:

Trinity Mirror Digital - UsVsTh3m.com

"This winning launch involved the creation of a small start-up department in a large established organisation ‘to reach new audiences in an agile way’ - by building a compelling business case for a whole new market!"

Come back, Rob, and tell us more about Marxism and how capitalism is evil.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:03, archived)
# In other words
"It's very good".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:28, archived)
# fuck me
is that a 'real' photo?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:06, archived)
# maybe this weeks image challenge should be shop rob receiving awards :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Something something glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11087967
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:51, archived)
#
receiving awards sucking media cock
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:17, archived)
# A thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:38, archived)
# Cheers spazz :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
Were they 'Manuel' labourers?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:16, archived)
# Nobody knows
They worked very furtively
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Oof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:17, archived)
# It did turn out rather well
Amazing, in fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Disavowelled


Many thanks for the warm welcome back last week!
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha
She should send a letter of complaint
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:36, archived)
# is it because he's black?
beautifully illustrated as always
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:59, archived)
# heh heh!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:04, archived)
# Pretty sure they're not following the law to the letter
Maybe Y should move to Sweden and be accepted as a vowel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Indigo will be joining them soon
It's not a colour, it's a shade. Only included in the rainbow because simpletons think that 7 is full of woo.

And H wasn't even considered to be a proper letter by some until the 19th century, so can probably join too.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:07, archived)
# I can't remember what programme it was
but my kids were watching some (probably American) kids programme on Netflix at the weekend and they were banging on about rainbows and they only had six colours. Indigo was the one that got dropped, so maybe the Septics only have six coloured rainbows in the same way that their billions, pints and currency are smaller than here.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:34, archived)
# The UK doesn't use the old "long scale" billion any more
Not since 1974 officially, and decades before that in reality.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Nice.
A recent episode of Alphablocks addressed this very issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:35, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Minimalist Movie Posters - Like these but for decent films like Police Academy 4 (monkeon)
Low cost cosplay - Time for a new dress up challenge? Lets cosplay with stuff around the house. Inspired by this (HappyToast)
B3ta Portrait Gallery - Get your paints out and give us portraits of the people who you never see immortalised in galleries, Sid Owen, Bob Carolgese, etc (monkeon)
Dinosaurs vs Fruit - (Drimble)


Reply to vote, challenge starts later
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:03, archived)
# MMP Please
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:05, archived)
# movie posters
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:14, archived)
# wow the barrel must be really empty, movie posters have been done to death, odd cunts dressing up or doing so called art, stick them all up your arse you prick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:29, archived)
# hey, it's your barrel too, not my fault you can't be arsed to spunk ideas in to it

you prick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:48, archived)
# i can't suggest anything as i'm banned from that section of the forum, imjustsaying
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha
You could always channel your ideas through me but the trouble is, I would probably end up being banned within a short while.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:32, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:48, archived)
# dinosaurs vs fruit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:39, archived)
# much better idea
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:43, archived)
# yer!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:45, archived)
# Thanks, can you suggest sooner next week though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:45, archived)
# must be several thousand decent suggestions on there already, I can't believe they've all been used up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:56, archived)
# We've been using second place suggestions occasionally for the last few months
I went back as far as March 2012. If you want to search back further be my guest, but it would be easier and quicker for people to just suggest new stuff, especially as there's a chance of it being topical then.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:05, archived)
# Wondering if a Tuesday call out for ideas on
/board may be worth doing. Not many of us seem to use the suggestions board.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:23, archived)
# I only ever go there when I reach boredom factor 11
suggestions on board would be good
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:40, archived)
# so clicking on a link is too much effort
would you like someone to type your suggestions too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Cup of tea and a biscuit would be nice too
Srsly though suggestions on board would get b3tans to unlurk
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Frankly, I won't even consider going near the suggestions board
for anything less than topless handjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:39, archived)
# will a soapy titwank do?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:55, archived)
# That's very accomodating of you
*fetches the GEL*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:04, archived)
# i think God should just pick one at random and impose it on the populous
the creative restraint will produce stellar work.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:45, archived)
# That did use to happen occasionally
Everyone moaned.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:40, archived)
# dinosaurs vs fruit
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:45, archived)
# people had great fun with ducks in abusive relationships with farm yard animals, i'm sure this could be just as fun
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:56, archived)
# Dragons and tits
or dragons with tits, game of thrones yiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:47, archived)
# No thank you
All of the above are rubbish.

there has to be a better set of options hidden in the old pages of suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:54, archived)
# dig through, check they've not been done and re-list them,
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:06, archived)
# Carry On Star Wars
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Maybe we should just go back to poll vote
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:15, archived)
# so someone can rig it and we have none of this banter?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:22, archived)
# ALL PEDRO'S FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:25, archived)
#
Ban b3ta user PedroHin


(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:36, archived)
# oh god, WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
# This is the best misplaced eyed board member picture I have ever seen
XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:12, archived)
# GC!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:27, archived)
# The best banter was the friday newsletter subject line
But that dissappeared months ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:33, archived)
# crikey, I knew there was something wrong with Fridays
I'd completely forgotten, wonder when the last one was
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:35, archived)
# I thought they'd fixed that
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:22, archived)
# all evidence suggests otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:38, archived)
# Ah right.
There was a spate a while back, but then they changed it so that it had to go through a login and I thought that had solved matters. Guess someone's got through the new system.

Jesus if b3tans applied the same amount of energy and invention IRL as they do here we'd have cured cancer by now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Suggest home-made cures for cancer
as an image challenge and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:28, archived)
# That's a good idea
If only I could get the going rate to visit the suggestions board



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Bad casting mistakes
I think I've only ever suggested two :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:19, archived)
# Well, now I'm curious.
What's the other one?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:20, archived)
# Do you know, I can't bloody remember
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:22, archived)
# Carry On Star Wars?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:30, archived)
# That's probably it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:32, archived)
# hmmm...
So dinosaurs fighting fruit? or fruit versions of dinosaurs?
we did paintings the other week... but I can always re-use my toystory one... dressing up? too much effort. movies? movies are easy.
In the interests of an easy life, movies gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:22, archived)
# dinosaurs vs fruit
the Cinderella option, it doesn't have an explanation like the others
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:22, archived)
# I'm not voting for anything unless I get to click it myself


I like cheese.

Cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:29, archived)
# I like cheese too.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:30, archived)
# Third vote for cheese.
I know it's been done, but it was a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, archived)
#
IMAGE CHALLENGE IDEAS –

-Bovine Rastafari Trust Schemes
-Intolerance and Irony
-Jasper Carrot 1996 – 1998
-Thimbles
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:37, archived)
#
IMAGE CHALLENGE IDEAS –

-Concentric Rings
-Sausage farming
-Trembling Bees
-Rudyard Kipling’s Underpants Draw
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:41, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE IDEAS -

- What's in your belly button?
- Mowing the lawn
- Ranitidine 75mg tablets
- The Deer Hunter
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, archived)
#
IMAGE CHALLENGE IDEAS –

- Taco Sauce Ingredients Lists in Pictures
- Flock Wallpaper designs
- Collective Nouns
- Ross Kemp on holiday
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:54, archived)
# I wasn't suggesting it as a challenge

Just saying, I like cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:38, archived)
# I like cheese too.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:39, archived)
# I hate cheese
but I am suggesting it as a challenge.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:43, archived)
# MMP please!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:59, archived)
# b3ta low cost minimalist fruit
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Minimalist movie posters!
The others are good, but they take too much effort. Movie posters means everyone can have a go?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:45, archived)
# B3ta Portrait Gallery
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:07, archived)
# minimalist Movie posters please
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Movie Posters please
Not a great challenge but at least one I have a chance of entering.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:59, archived)
# MMP here
ta.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:04, archived)
# dinofruits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:40, archived)
# minimalist movie posters
My Internet is running like dial up at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 5:01, archived)
# ace : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 5:34, archived)
# did you shit the bad? good arts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 7:14, archived)
# very Pirinen
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jul 2014, 7:34, archived)
# yes. clicks hard
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 7:47, archived)
# Wow, this really is very special.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Braaaaaaaa-siiiiiillllllllll!


Click for bigger (71 kb)
(Kevmanwilly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:16, archived)
# So is it all over now?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:25, archived)
# just a week or two to go
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:30, archived)
#
Don't mention the score!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:26, archived)
# If Holland or Argentina were to beat them now, surely Germany would go mental?
(Kevmanwilly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Particularly if the dutch beat them, they're their main rivals
Apparently the dutch sing about wanting their bicycles back at the matches.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Soccer lols
Oh dear how sad never mind. I'm sure they will now concentrate on all the money that was trousered to stage the shambles.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 0:02, archived)
# $11 billion well spent
With FIFA paying zero tax on what they made.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 0:51, archived)
# Be fair, almost all sports are crooked,
FIFA are just good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 0:56, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RslL8bLD6yw&feature=youtu.be
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 2:32, archived)
# ohai gronkie
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:00, archived)
# Football...Football...Football. Only every 4 years I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Optimising to 71kb was a nice touch
I'll say that much
(CakeandDeath, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Cakes you wouldn't see Ashers Bakery making (omitted candles on purpose)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-28206581
(jpod, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:28, archived)
# This deserves more replies
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Booooooooooooooooom!
A young Rolf Harris Smashes cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:24, archived)
# Cock splatteringly excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Hahah!
cock-a-hoop-a-spang!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Ouchies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:26, archived)
# CANDLES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:27, archived)
# Cor! Merry firemas
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:27, archived)
# Open that 30 year old bottle of hot wax, Cap'n! CANDLES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:27, archived)
# aw a little pussycaAAAAGHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:31, archived)
# cake senses tingling
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Happy B-day
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:59, archived)
# i see no candlez
oh well...hope it was a good one. o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 5:04, archived)
# Now render it in 3D!
This would be awesome in an IMAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:00, archived)
# OH RDLI
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Fantastic CDC action
Top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 0:05, archived)
# temporary bridge is temporary sorry for any delays
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Is this bridge Mexican?
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:29, archived)
# well I can't understand it so it probably is Mexican
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Unrelated...
but if you are not watching the brazil germany match - you should be!!! Hilarious! And yes - the score is correct!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:31, archived)
# Da fuck just happen I looked at it two minutes ago and it was 1 - 0
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# it's mental
I wouldn't want to be a german in the crowd at leaving time!! Even some of the brazilian players started crying...

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:35, archived)
#
I haven't seen Germans devastate anyone this bad since [insert war reference].

I haven't seen a brazilian take this kinda pounding since [insert sex reference].
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
[insert jingoistic reason why this would never happen to england, despite going home weeks ago]
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Alan keeps calling the Germans clinical.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Godwin's Law will apply to 5 Live before long
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:57, archived)
# He just did it again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Calling it, at 22.55 the word 'reich' came up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:56, archived)
# I think the word ruthless has been dropped in a good fee times now...
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:59, archived)
# "Alan, you know what else looked really good in black, red and white?"
"No, what?"
"THE NAZI SWASTIKA."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:10, archived)
# 1966, three lions, Bobby Charlton, Union Jack, plucky British spirit and sense of fair play!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:09, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:19, archived)
# How ace is this !
: D
(almost as good as Brazil at collapsing)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:36, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:03, archived)
# Happy Candles you top geezer you
\o/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj.
Didn't even realise until I posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:24, archived)
# :) I tried to do you a candle gif today...
...but bloody work got in the way :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:34, archived)
# very bright!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Yay
Candleabulous!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:17, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha
You loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:13, archived)
# You win the internet today
(CakeandDeath, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:46, archived)
# You clever bastard
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Can anyone help here pls? CCTV image just released of local bank robbery. Thankfully nobody was hurt.

The 2 male robbers are known to police but we are concerned about the girl who appeared to have lowered herself through the roof of the bank by her hair. We think she's a young woman who went missing from an address near Bibby's Lane Bootle 2 days ago.

When a small ransom demand from her kidnappers was not met she appears to have gone 'native' and is showing all the classic signs of Stockholm Syndrome.

Please help us reunite this sweet long-haired girl with her uncaring family.


(riffjedibaby almost 1,000 chickens, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:22, archived)
# when good toys go bad with Sheriff John Bunnell

TJ: Photoshop Skills from the Daily Mail
Harry Potter to return in a short story where they are ZOMG! older artists impression:
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/08/article-2684448-1F7B20D700000578-693_634x544.jpg
a bit creepy that they still hang around in school uniform
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:31, archived)
# They all look like hood ornaments.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 19:11, archived)
# Christ, Harry looks like his Lego figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Enhance! Enhance!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Bag O' Swag
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 5:08, archived)
# bored...made a thing...cheered up...bored again


i.imgur.com/o8UhuLD.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:05, archived)
# Yay! Footballs!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:21, archived)
# SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT? He must have a foot like a traction engine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:30, archived)
# =) I hear it's soon time for more footballs
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:34, archived)
# You should get bored more often
(rough translation : yay!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 18:01, archived)
# the elephant one made me lol
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 18:29, archived)
# lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 19:56, archived)
# ha ha!
that's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Get bored more often and make us happy
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha well done
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 0:58, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 5:06, archived)
[challenge entry] On me 'ead son!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:03, archived)
# haha, brilliant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:08, archived)
# you can make a whole team!
rolf can be goalie with his extra leg
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:03, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:06, archived)
# that works too well =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 18:01, archived)
# oh geez
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:44, archived)
# ha ha!
have this old pea

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Apropos of nothing, other than it being a bit of a mindworm
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] !!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Well this is full of silly
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:27, archived)
# I drawed this ages ago.


Click for bigger (102 kb)
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:08, archived)
# :D
olds you say?

I tolds you i had a point ages ago:

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:34, archived)
# my art teacher told me i couldn't draw at school
look at me now I've got my own FACEBOOK page and EVERYTHING©© haha.. copytits.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Maaan you're lucky
Even I don't have my own Facebook page. How much are they? Can I have one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:54, archived)
# facebook tells me I can pay £120 and it will boost my profile
kick it in the dick to the maxxxxx!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Deserves a reply
Nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:09, archived)
# dude's shirt is on fire
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:20, archived)
# He'll be laughing on the other side of his face
come the the ants invasion
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:31, archived)

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