eugh, that Boris face
edit: and the rest of them.
(edit: and the rest of them.
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 29 May 2017, 12:02,
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Uh.....not sure what that means in this context.Is it a reference to the boat, the drinking glass or the act of motorboating arse cheeks?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 29 May 2017, 0:21,
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You can tell it is going to be a landslide Tory victory because:Opinion Polls are wrong these days
The internet seems to be heading one way, which experience tells me, the other way is how it will pan out.
People over 50 are not photo-shopping things, but turning up and voting
Tactical voting will not happen, the right seems to be coalescing in the Tories, and the left vote will be split.
How to fix?
(The internet seems to be heading one way, which experience tells me, the other way is how it will pan out.
People over 50 are not photo-shopping things, but turning up and voting
Tactical voting will not happen, the right seems to be coalescing in the Tories, and the left vote will be split.
How to fix?
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 29 May 2017, 0:50,
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Just accept it, but make sure you have a cave where the inevitable cannibal biker gangs won't find you.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 29 May 2017, 2:08,
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You're legally required to vote in Australia. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 29 May 2017, 6:38,
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Lots of places do espec S America. Australia has what looks like a negligble fine if you don't vote....though I like the idea of not enforcing compulsory voting on pensioners/infrim though to be fair, that also results in some rum politicans. https://www.psa.ac.uk/insight-plus/beyond-turnout-consequences-compulsory-voting
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 29 May 2017, 12:00,
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I think so many that are written off as 'apathetic' are more utterly disillusioned
(,
Mon 29 May 2017, 12:54,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: President Trump"){kind=small}
Trump's entire diplomatic repertoire in a single gif
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 May 2017, 21:22,
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So, I'm confused...those are *Trump's* feet...?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 29 May 2017, 0:25,
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I'm confused as to how you're confusedIt's Jack Nicholson pissing on James Spader's feet to mark his territory in the film Wolf
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 29 May 2017, 7:39,
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tighten the nuts, that's it, another half turnoh baby
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 May 2017, 20:30,
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does piss work on witches?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 May 2017, 16:51,
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i'll fill the kettle Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 May 2017, 17:07,
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Make June The End Of May. Burn The Witch! (
blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong),
Sun 28 May 2017, 16:09,
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quiet, igor Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 May 2017, 16:42,
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can i have a fleece fuckwit? they sound comfy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 May 2017, 14:33,
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Just call the hotline...The first 50 callers get to be a fleeced fuckwit for free (with minimum purchase).
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Sun 28 May 2017, 14:40,
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i'm not calling a hotline, i might get burnt. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 May 2017, 14:42,
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Voice of the Behhive's less-populzzzzz
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 28 May 2017, 15:34,
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it's what a worker bee becomesafter a good smoke
tories love 'em
(,
Mon 29 May 2017, 4:18,
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tories love 'em
knew I'd seen that haircut before
Twiki May
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 May 2017, 14:10,
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I used to have a hairdo like this......when I was 5 years old.
(,
Sun 28 May 2017, 14:19,
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well that's ruined a classicalthough twiki was irritating as fuck
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 May 2017, 14:20,
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you're going the right way for a smacked bottom Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 May 2017, 14:27,
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May looks like she's trying to shake out a silent but deadly Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 May 2017, 14:02,
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Theresa May to relaunch her election campaign today
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 May 2017, 13:03,
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haha!i see your earlier post in the back, there
( maia posted this on,
Sun 28 May 2017, 15:27,
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quick sort of threadjackDraconacticus is probably coughing up a lung right now for charideeee in Manchester. Would be nice if we could sort him hitting a very modest target before he slips into a coma ( no he's not ill, he's just ill prepared) link over at links
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Sun 28 May 2017, 13:16,
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Cheers folks..Draco made his target after that. All b3tans i think.
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 29 May 2017, 11:37,
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wil wheaton
Click for bigger
just listened to wil wheaton read "Ready Player One". It's good.
maia posted this on,
Sun 28 May 2017, 4:19,
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I have watched 2,867,498 spins
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 28 May 2017, 7:54,
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there's a movie coming up, Olivia Cooke as Art3mis. maia posted this on,
Sun 28 May 2017, 15:26,
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I'm not sure I want to see it as a movie.Spielberg's a good choice as he can do sci-fi and nostalgia well, but I can't see them keeping the less mainstream references which were spot on, eg Zork - most geeks with 80s nostalgia know it, but it's not a mainstream reference.
It could end up like Pixels if they try and broaden the appeal.
(It could end up like Pixels if they try and broaden the appeal.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 28 May 2017, 16:19,
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I worry the Hollywood version will be full of Millennial references instead of 80's stufffeaturing the movie American Pie instead of War Games and classic music like Blink 182. As an Audiobook having Wheaton read it really added to the experience as he got to mention himself at one point.
Wait, I take it all back IMDB says "Filming Locations: Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham. Also, underneath Spaghetti Junction." That is gonna be some bostin' urban nightmare backdrop, maybe they'll recreate the Bull Ring in CGI how it used to be. The book really hit home with me and the film might hit even closer.
(Wait, I take it all back IMDB says "Filming Locations: Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham. Also, underneath Spaghetti Junction." That is gonna be some bostin' urban nightmare backdrop, maybe they'll recreate the Bull Ring in CGI how it used to be. The book really hit home with me and the film might hit even closer.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sun 28 May 2017, 20:04,
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Kim's "Makin' Bacon" campaign took a turn for the worseas he loses control of the narrative
( LS18,
Sat 27 May 2017, 20:26,
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Oh, sir . . .we'd never mock our Supreme Leader. That's just some filthy swine who resembles you . . . quite a lot, actually.
( LS18,
Sat 27 May 2017, 20:54,
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That was Cameron you morron.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 28 May 2017, 1:23,
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Looks a bit like Johnny Bravo there
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 27 May 2017, 19:48,
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"BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL - MAXIMUM TRUMPIN' PANTZ©".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 27 May 2017, 21:22,
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Yeah, but Strong And Stable. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 27 May 2017, 14:33,
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oh strong AND stable? I thought it was OR, well that changes everything if they're offering both HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 27 May 2017, 14:37,
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Oh not sure now, perhaps it was a choice100% of one or 50% of each
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 27 May 2017, 14:59,
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face like an evil, wizened bramley Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 27 May 2017, 15:01,
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Not a happy apple?One of my favourite descriptions of someone EVAH.
(I like yours too and will use it)
((I like yours too and will use it)
gingerfreak Why? Why not.,
Sun 28 May 2017, 23:23,
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ThisI put this on my Facebook page. Fuck it, I think I'm going to Tweet it too!
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mikenco,
Sat 27 May 2017, 19:54,
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If Americans would hurry up and get national health care,they could get busy defunding it too.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 27 May 2017, 21:06,
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talking about healthAre there any doctors on here? I cut a chunk out of my finger yeasterday on a rusty pipe, it was hanging by a thread, so I stuck it back in and it fitted like a jigsaw, so I sprayed the hell of it with Savlon and put a decent plaster on it. It seems to be doing fine and holding together, but if there is anyone who could take a look, to reassure me, I could link some pics?
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Q4nobody,
Sat 27 May 2017, 21:58,
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just do like the rockclimbers do and superglue it back into place.. seems to work for them hope you have had your shots, tetanus etc
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 28 May 2017, 0:19,
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or rambo it, tip the gunpowder out of a bullet onto it and light that sucker.. R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 28 May 2017, 0:21,
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If you get lockjaw, you'll know it's time to visit the doctor.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 May 2017, 1:15,
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Yeah, what him above said. Superglue.It's what the stuff was invented for. Get a fucking Tetanus shot though as well.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 28 May 2017, 1:26,
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I hope you didn't get any bacteria in there, it could lead to gangrene.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 28 May 2017, 4:43,
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Strong, Stable and she's Christian.Bound to win, never mind all those little issues
( Q4nobody,
Sat 27 May 2017, 21:54,
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Bloody tribalistic groupthink of any sort. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 27 May 2017, 22:49,
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I genuinely don't understand why people continue to do so.Are they fucking insane?
( maia posted this on,
Sun 28 May 2017, 4:26,
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Some of us don't want to be Greece in a nutshell.
Imagine Diane Abbott heading up the investigations into the Manchester bombings, and the Labour government putting up tax on companies 9% at the time of dealing with Brexit. We'd be screwed.
I voted Tory last time as I elect an MP and the MP was good... this time, I shan't be... I hate all the options.
(,
Sun 28 May 2017, 16:42,
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Imagine Diane Abbott heading up the investigations into the Manchester bombings, and the Labour government putting up tax on companies 9% at the time of dealing with Brexit. We'd be screwed.
I voted Tory last time as I elect an MP and the MP was good... this time, I shan't be... I hate all the options.
This is exactly howB3ta should approach politics.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 27 May 2017, 13:59,
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It's the arselip warble that got meStupendous
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 28 May 2017, 5:03,
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This would have won the Make Theresa May Fuckable compoif the obvsly far right Tory loving modding nazi's had put it to a vote
jussayin
(jussayin
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Mon 29 May 2017, 10:32,
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No reason other than her new haircut reminded me of Toad
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 27 May 2017, 13:21,
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If she's in the lead, someone should launch a blueturtle shell.
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Smallbrainfield,
Sat 27 May 2017, 15:50,
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Our PM likes a laugh
alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @,
Sat 27 May 2017, 9:32,
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Yeah, because chances are she wants Brexit to become someone else's responsibility drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 27 May 2017, 9:43,
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She's going to send Boris Johnson and David Davis to negotiate on our behalf. She might as well send the Chuckle Brothers. Their 'to me, to you' policy would serve us well in trade negotiations.
( Smallbrainfield,
Sat 27 May 2017, 9:48,
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The rather extreme policies aren't because they want to lose, rather they fully expect to win and use that mandate to go even further.
( Smallbrainfield,
Sat 27 May 2017, 11:34,
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Yes, further toward the US policies on healthcare and taxation. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 27 May 2017, 15:01,
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15MB? Gosh, that's a big one
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 27 May 2017, 10:47,
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People stopped bothering about file sizes. Used to be an art to getting a particularly long image under 50k still keeping it legible, gifs even more so but I never did many of them.
( Smallbrainfield,
Sat 27 May 2017, 11:30,
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The old black lines tricksaved many a gif from being oversize.
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sat 27 May 2017, 12:01,
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Yep, scanlines.I'd forgotten about that.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 27 May 2017, 12:32,
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going through all my oldpics again and by fuck they don't half look tiny on a 27" monitor. 280px they said, it'll be fine they said.
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Sat 27 May 2017, 13:19,
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It's simply a matter ofreducing the colour palette. As I understand it, the gif format saves the first frame, then the data for any changes in subsequent frames. The fewer the colours, the fewer pixels need to change.
(,
Sat 27 May 2017, 13:51,
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Also set your ditheringto zero. That used to help.
( Smallbrainfield,
Sat 27 May 2017, 15:54,
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There aren't enough animated vector sex gifs in this world.
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Shlvng,
Sat 27 May 2017, 23:56,
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Apologies, I am very old and rusty, but I do now have a big pipe.
( alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @,
Sat 27 May 2017, 11:43,
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Laughing?Shagging POV .gif
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 27 May 2017, 20:14,
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