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# morning all
totday i am going to do some washing and find a job - perhaps at the same time.

(norman bates, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# feckoff
and stop giving NormanBates (the real one) a bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# *foams at mouth*
*falls off chair*

...what is that meant to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# *
if you tilt your head you can read it - or tilt your screnn, whatever is easiest
(norman bates, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Tried gave up after
having a fit
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# can't move I'm in a wheelchair
/hell
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# its a cry
for help.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# oh okay.
*checks pockets*

Sorry Mr Bates, I'm fresh out of help at present.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Does that...
...say illusion of safety?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I saw your name in the spazz,
I refer back to previous replys as my reply.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I was intrigued
so I spazzed back too
what a complete tit
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Since the image is leeched off another website
and doing my nut, any chance of a mod linkying or removing it ?
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# nmpgheeecch

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# .
Clickied by request
(kitten vice, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# NSFW??
Maybe?

edit: YAY!! Furtive's back...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# im stoopid
NSFW ??
(kitten vice, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# NSFW =
Not Safe For Work
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# oh
yeah your probably rite....
ahh well
(kitten vice, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Like nsfnet but different
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Nice Set of Fat Willies
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# or
Norks Sack Failing Workers?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# or
Nine-O-Clock Special From Watford.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# New Sweaters For Whales?
wotcher spanky btw.

ps: you haven't seen my bike around at all by any chance? i chained it up in Elephant n Compton but it must've escaped.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)
# probably
NSFW - but fantastically funny !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# De-Finitely
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# that was done
by a porn film company long, long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# along with
White Men Can't Hump
Malcolm XXX
The Sperminator

er...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# And...
Shaving Ryan's privates
Womb raider
etc.....
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# The Cummentry
just keeps on a...well...commin'
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Joes Black Meat
and

Monty's Python and the Whore he Railed are my faves!
(longboy_mcgoo, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha W/Y/H
I wish I had a special Woo Yay to give you... but please just accept my text.

Thats class!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# ok
fair enuff...soz guys
(kitten vice, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Heh, heh.
:)
(Mr Flibble, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# I'm A Year & A Bit Late For The Bandwagon


But I still want to go to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# oh yes
love it
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha

There you go sir!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Ah, a Bournemouth lad, eh.
I used to live in Poole - its been a while since I saw "Yellow Buses" anywhere. Oh the memories.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# keep off the yellows
as they used to say at Dean Court

east dorset boys in the hizzouss..
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Eeewoo!
Where you from? I've been a season ticket holder at Dean Court / THE FITNESS FIRST STADIUM for about 5 years now!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# was from parkstone
now live in blackheath...

mainly sit in the family stand now..

did you go on saturday?
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Shit dude!
Aye, sit behind the goal in the North Stand.

Fletcher managed miss of the season, that made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# cleared the roof!
hayter is bobbins.

/fact :O)
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# /football
Pleeeeeease
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# yeah let's talk about the cricket
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)
# *quite amazed*
I'm still Gareth O'Connar's greatest fan, after he leant be 20p at a busstop one night, saving me from being stuck there!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# i've been to bournemouth's ground
it's all lovely and little and clean. a bit like a brand new subbuteo stadium

/pointless story
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# If you go into the toilets under the right side of the north stand,
They've fitted the doors back to front. So they open the wrong way, and the locks are on the outside :D
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# fantastic
i was in the bit for away fans. it was a lovely sunny day.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Did I tell you about the time I went to QPR?
No? Good, it's a rubbish story. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# my other favourite
tiny little ground.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# my favorite ground is
newmarket town. but i don't want to even admit i've been there...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# my friends still go on about when they last went to bournemouth.
it was in 1990, i think...
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I "officially" live in Poole
despite the fact I can see Bournemouth from my window and I live next to B'mouth uni and Poole is about half an hour away \o/
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# With that Ken bloke on them
the one with the union jack who I used to get confused with Big Daddy.

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Lovely...
...please take this.



I must now leave you all dear brothers and sisters, but i will return...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# horray
for lemmings
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Oh Nooo!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# hehehe
tawp nawtch old chep
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# /snort
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Thanks everyone...
See you in hell
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# for Dr P, P Seychelles and Martian


I got the fish from this picture which I found teiloproductions.50megs.com/images/goldfish1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Wow
He looks like he could flip out and kill everyone in the room and not even think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# dude
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# he's just attached a limpet mine
to a turtle.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# fish do that
if you serve their food the wrong way round or something...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# don't balaclavas have
a bit that goes between the nose and mouth?

/pedant.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Fish don't have noses
so the jokes on you
pal.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# well, that balaclava has a neckhole
where a human neck would be. and that's just wrong.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# ah
but he cut a whole with his underwater stanley knife
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# did he cut out the nose bit
too?
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# yeah,
the knife slipped a bit. Well, you know, the handle was all wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# you're thinking of the army issue type balaclava
this is a ifyoudon'twrapupwarmyou'llcatchyourdeathwithacold type balaclava
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# oh
right

bows to superior blaclava knowledge.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# How
do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# They don't...
...thay have no noses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# wet
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# does
that mean they're ill ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# teehee
I was doing something similar but the phone kept ringing.

*sweeps goldfish and beanie into bin*
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# that was me putting you off
with the third arm I got for xmas
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
#

edit edit edit: now with (marginally) better grammar
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# whats wrong with taking a back massager on holiday
?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# If
that massages your back then it's time to downsize...

...yes I know thats gross..

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# eeewwwwww
.
(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# or
a tooth pick for a whale ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I was working at Gawick Airport
scanning all the bags that got checked in.
One day someone noticed a Penis Enlarger in one of the bags, so they radioed the gate and told them they had found an 'unknown device' in one of the bags.
This meant that the person who owned the bag had to be taken to one side and have his bag gone through.
Cruel, but funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# it's only
what they deserve, really. Men with small penises should be put in the stocks and pelted with rotten foodstuffs - it would brighten everyone else's day, after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Not a small
penis lover then...feel free not to answer that comment.
Anyway, as I always say never mind the size, feel the quality.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Luckily all b3tan men
have huge penises..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# penii?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# penisuses
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
#
its penes
(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)
# how
would you pronounce that?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Peens?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Nah
cos the singular would have to be penius, for the plural to be penii...

To misquote David Bowie:

"Conjugation! It's all I want from you..."

/Edit: did latin, a long time ago, in a school far, far away...
(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# FACT
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Yes,
mine is particuarly enormous...for a fat chap.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# how can you tell
if you can see it, it must be big

*runs*
(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# I've seen pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# not me

baby carrot
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# does
it matter what size it is - as long as it has 14 stone pounding it in ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# did someone tell you that?
Aw, bless. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
you bitch. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# oh come on,
I'm only providing the punchlines - you can hardly expect me to have passed up on that one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# agreed ! :)
.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# No,
of course not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# well
i kinda guessed you wouldn't !!
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# no
they were too polite to speak with their mouth full...etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Yes
that sounds like fun.
I even heard some guy quote the old"size doesn't matter its what you do with it" tripe this festive period...I couldnt prevent my snorting...he was young though

...gosh us women are cruel..
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# please
can i have some more ?
sorry - thought you said 'gruel'
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# nice
name.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# It took me a minute...
...but I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)
# cheers
i thought it was very slightly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# yes
but the glasses one only works if you're a posh southerner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Don't northerners get pissed
and fall on their arse? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# they're too hard
to fall over when drunk. they just keep drinking until their livers explode.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# oh aye
but we don't wear glarrses
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)
# *giggling like a loon*
Superb as always. They're all great!

Right, I'm off to do some work. Bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)
# i hate poetry
but they're great.

i made an arse of myself to john hegley the other week. bollocks.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# C'mon share...
I'm sure he's used to it, either that or he'll imortalise you in a future poem
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# well, i was a bit pissed
so i went up to him and told him why i thought he was great - most poetry sounds contrived and pointless, but his sounds very natural - and then told him, "my favourite poem of yours is this...".

after reciting it, he said, "That's a really nice poem... but it's not mine".

oh christ, how I wanted to hide.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# well, I'm laughing at you now.
But I'm also cringing for you, if it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Splendid!
Could've been worse, you might have told him to cheer up and start wearing contacts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# As always
Top class work!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# .
I reckon you should start sending your poems to publishers.

A) because I'd buy a collection as they are great - and most comedy books are shit.
I think you'd have a chance of publication - even if it means lots of work and not much money to write the thing.

and

B) You could make a section on your website of good rejection letters - send them to non publishers too, just for the variety. eg, send your glasses one to the glasses wearer of the year contest and ask if you can read it at their awards ceremony.
It could make good content for your site.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# C.
Most publishers will recommend you get an agent first.

The Writer's and Artist's Yearbook 2003 will be your friend here - available from whuhsmiths and other good bookshops.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# ooh
fine use of Inverness...it is rarely well quoted in literature these days
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Surfing the cable channels late last night
I came across this:
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Don't lie, surfing the cable channels last night
you came across your sofa
(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaahhahaha
toboth the pic and that comment.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# come commentry
...thats mondays for you
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# or cummentry
.
(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Oh how I wish
I'd said stumbled across... but then that's probably a euphamism for something too...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# ha hahahahah
ha!

Thats a great new term for 2003
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# you
are filthy.

Happy New Year.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Happy new year you
did you have a nice break?

edit: I wouldn't say filthy, maybe just little mucky
(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yes!
I did. I hope you did too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# lovely
a combination of excess and resting
(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# hehehe
that's fuggin' funny!
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Fan
fricking

tastic.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# that

is superb. hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
#
I wish I never mentioned this now...
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# me like bag
you like bum?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# I like a fag please..
tryin to quit
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# i
like bag. I admit it. There's no use hiding it any longer: I LIKE BAG PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# what kind
of bag?
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# tea
please - two sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Morning all, and time to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# That has to be the best celebration...
...of 500 posts that I have seen.

Have my rather poor dancing bear in return...

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# well, thankyou sir


[edit]only now, it's 501
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Guru Meditation
has any computer ever failed so beautifully?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# The BSOD
never makes me want to spark up a joint, where as Guru Meditation screens seem to make it compulsory
Woo for puters with B52's song titles etched on the PCB
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Blah blah blah Joyboard
blah blah blah etc. etc.

I don't think anyone actually reads my "interesting fact" posts, so I've decided to put less effort into them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Woo for you
.... you Amiga zealot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# *snicker*
congrats =)
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Dash it all
I haven't even made it to 64 posts yet
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Ooh, now I have
At last
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# well
done. now post more.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I suppose everyone is expecting me to woo...?
Oh go on then... Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# No cornholing zone


edit: I realised it did sound like fishing... pffft
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Fishing for compliments...
...with homophobia illustrated with frogs?

W/Y btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# not fishing...
I freely admit that most of my crap isn't woo-yay worthy =) I'm still looking for inspiration heh

btw, it wasn't intended to show homophobia, but rather a wish on the part of the bottom frog not to be cornholed without consent
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I was just being a prick...
...I do quite like it.

the pic that is, not being cornholed without consent

[edit] not that consent is likely to begiven mind you... my ass prefers to remain a virgin for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# it must be hard
to tell a lady frog from a chap frog.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# the
ladies produce bigger tadpoles, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I thought that male frogs...
...went for pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Nah,
Frogs are gay and pigs are bi-sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# but the big question is
is inter-species nookie acceptable for them?
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# try anything once
except incest and country dancing.

edit: and pig-fucking.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Just look at Dogtanian
all the men were dogs,
all the women were cats,
and there were male and female pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# that
strikes me as wrong
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# don't pretend you didn't fancy
the lady cat just a little bit...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# rrrrowl
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# well, no
but I did have a special love for Dogtanion

"all for one and one for all muskerhounds are always ready"

...and that's never a bad thing
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# gay frogs
gets a wyh from me
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# they aren't gay
they are just confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# we've all been there...
...er...
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# hmmmmm
...my mates tortoises do that on a regular basis....she has them on film trying to bone each other whilst making stupid noises.
I'll try and get a video clip.
tortoise pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe
That's classic... I had three gay rabbits at one point, and one of my dogs is about two steps away from wearing a studded leather chaps and singing show tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# how do you manage to own so many gay pets?
do you buy them like that, or turn them?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I really
don't want to think about that... heh Just call me Cleopatra.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Comin'
Atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Stop it!
I'm trying really hard not to snigger loudly at work.
/guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Isnt
that Christina Aguilara?
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# it's the future
i'm told hard hats really confuse them.

by way of digression, i bought some condoms the other day and they said "EASY ON" on the side of the packet. could there be a less appropriate phrase?
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# personally
I'd rather the condoms said "easy" than the other party involved in using them.

ahem. This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the computer while taking painkillers
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# hard on?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# you'd hope so
or the condoms would be a bit of a waste of money.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# *silent*








woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# it
made me giggle - so i'll

yer !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Morning all....
today is one of the few days i will be able to get onto b3ta for the foreseeable future due to being made redundant on the day before christmas eve

So i am taking this oportunity to tell people about a south London Drinky

Its taking place in Kingston on Friday 24th Jan
ideally it will be in O'Neills pub as they now have a alcohol licence until 1AM...its in the schedular so get yourself there and let us know if you are coming a flyer will be made shortly
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# That
is a worse tale than mine....but then the day is young so still time to get fired..
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Woohoo!
Fred Jack!

My first frontpage! (The celephant a few threads below)
Edit: Sorry to hear you're losing your job, I just came over all unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Go you!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# your first? really?
Gosh, that's a bit overdue, isn't it.

Woo anyway though!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Well...
Kind of.

The 'Arm Wrestling with Sigmund Freud' game on my site was put on the frontpage by Rob (I think it was Rob anyway) but I wasn't on the board in those days, and my halloween animation got in the newsletter too but this is my first one 'from the board' itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# (sorry...)
hee hee hee...did you appologise to Unnecessary or was it a porn thing


(feel a little more like myself now :)
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# weird, can't believe you
haven't had a fp before now.
that's what happens if you get too caught up in flash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Its true
Flash fans fairly frequently forego frontpages.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# or for short:
Ffffff.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# It's
a very handy acronym, not to be confused with fffffffff otherwise people would get offended. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# i remember learning that one in school
along with SOCAHTOA, ROYGBIV, and WANKER.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# congratulations!
I can't see it though 'cos your site it blocked at my work. what does it look like?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# you'll be glad to know it's
another elephant :-D
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# is it
made of cellophane?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# No it's a cell
that looks like an elephant. it's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ah,
interesting concept, I'll add it to my list of reasons to look forward to going home...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# redundancies
I have a total of 4 friends who've all been made redundant in the last month. It's a bit down on last years total, which was 7 in the december period, including myself... maybe the economy is looking up?
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# you only have 4 friends
i'm sorry to hear that!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
i'll watch everyone get lashed and then nick your wallets
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# cheeky fekker!!!
...hopefully there should be a few people going so you might make a bit of money!
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# nice one
keep 'em in your back pockets, it just makes it easier for me.

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# well
I may just mosey along a bit later (say 9ish) - I'll remember to padlock my pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Beautious New Year
My car has made a decision to die of clutch death....last night on the duel carrage way about 30 min from home.
I then phoned the RAC but they are shite and took three hours to get me home..so no bed till 2 am and then couldnt sleep due to fucking cold and lack of heating....am now at work but feeling shite
oh and I still have to speak to the guy from upstairs at work whose car I mashed last year
....things can only get better....(thanks D:Ream)

2003 Resoulutions.....

...take the bus to work.



that is all for now
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# I suffered a washing-up injury on saturday
perhaps I should resolve not to do any more washing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# paper plates
they are the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Still dangerous
have you never heard of paper cuts man?

Morning and huzzah! for Saturday mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# plastic plates then
safety first.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# they
can shatter
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# ...and plastic cups.
I was washing a pint glass, it broke underwater while I had my hand inside I got cut about 5 times.

It took bloody ages to stop bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# ouch!
nasty.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# from now on
I shall eat with my fingers directly off the dining room table, and drink from the tap.

That way I won't have do do any washing up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# why not put everything in a blender
and drink it through a straw?
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# as long as you don't cook anything
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Shirley
after the first cut, you might've thought it was a good idea to take your hands out of the bowl..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# sorry to borrow this
but the woman who sits behind me is fucking wittering on and on and on and on and it's doing my head in.

right, you can have it back now...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Just
hit her....hard
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# nutting her in the nose
is always an option
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# and
it is bound to make you smile...


..violence - the way forward
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# but it has to be educated violence
i.e. you cause the person pain whist making it look like an accident
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# clever
very very clever
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# ha ha
other people's misery makes me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Yes...
..but my own does not....
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# But think about the happiness....
...you are giving others.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# err
...thought....
...but no, still feel shite

happiness is a mild cigar...especially when you dont smoke
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# dman penguins
(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Good work
My crazy named friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# How goes the Pakistani Tom Jones ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# You been speaking to
Mr Thor?!

Edit: The question is still there though - have I actually shagged her yet?! Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I suggest that that is your own business
however........
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Try telling that to
The Viking!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# There is no telling a viking God
best way to get him off your back is to tell him (and the rest of us)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I'll tell the board publically, with piccies
As soon as I get my first front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Haha
another topic of discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Everyone else must think
That this an insanely messed up conversation. It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# It's not unusual !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Boom Boom
*Crash*
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# it's funny
because it's true
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Mornin' All
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# mahonin'
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Heloooooooo
Back to work :(

Is there a prize for the most depressing xmas /
New Year ?

If so I think I win.... sniff
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# go on, enlighten us.
Sympathy may be awarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# sounds like a compo to me
"Worst festive period"
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# it'll open us up to
lots of pictures about *women's problems* though

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Bad man
go stand in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# that's not funny
tee hee hee
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# repost
linky
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# there ..
is a prize ...
BUT do you wanna coffee first ?
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# hey!
chin up - we're going to war soon! Isn't that something to celebrate?


*please engage sarcasm receptor now*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Aww
*hugs* What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Can you believe someone was evil enough to post
this.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# .
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Cheer up...
...it could be worse.

probably
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# yes
it could be monday
shitshitshitshit
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahaa...
Oh, I love him so. But he is evil, it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Morning You Lot :o)
Yes I'm back from my 3 week absence to generally waste valuable DIY time on here yet again
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# hello guiness chops
you have a rival

there was a phantom phlan phlinger here the other day

fight fight fight
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Oooer
can't have been me, had no interweb in the land of the black nectar
how was your skiiiiiing hols ?, is the artificial hip still holding up ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# splendid
they were very kind and adapted the snowboard to take my zimmer frame so all was well!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# my spine is fucked
something makes me thing my suspension set up on the car was not quite right for pot hole ridden donkey tracks
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Hey you!
Again, apologies for my sickness-induced lack of showing up in Limerick. And again, congrats on the proposal!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# yah big girls blouse
thanks to you I had to spend 3 hours with P's obnoxious brother and even more unpleasant girlfiend.
Did do the tourist bit and poke around Bunratty village tho, got festoons of ideas for the cottage :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# He's just ruined our guessing game hasn't he?
Never mind, I didn't guess anyway.

Hi Bob!
(Amerella, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# oh
so you do read whats written on here then :oP
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Depends
how much work I've got :)
(Amerella, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Work ?
wassat then ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# What you used to do
in the bad old days...
(Amerella, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# what's with this spate of threadwastage eh?
Yeah, you might be regulars, but, but, but...ummm

I've forgotten my point.

I'm going to bloody well repost my chas and dave pic cos I like it, and I feel people have a right, in fact an obligation, to see it.
time spazz
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# it's always like this in
the mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# The one below
is the first time I've started a thread without a pic, I just figured I'd comment on the sudden lack of trees between one post and the next. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I was only
being silly

no offense meant :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# I suddenly feel less festive.
Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# ahhh
the welcome return of furtive. mind you, it is 12th night today. or was that yesterday? oh, i just don't know any more.

morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)
# mornin.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)
# b3ta news here
it's been brought to our attention that we provided no information regarding your nuptials in our latest news broadcast - do you have an update for our next bulletin?

In remuneration we will make a small donation to the polar bears of Lingfield church spire restoration fund.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)
# mornin you!
Sorry we wussed out on Saturday. Bella's not going to kill me, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Not at all..
I may have to kill bob and his mate coz I ended up completly orf me tits and wasn't able to get outa bed till about 4 yesterday..
Still got a septic head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# did
you get any drummers drumming yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)
# heh.
Liddle bears everywhere again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)
# wot about us
big bears then?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)
# there aren't room
for more big bears than one. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# shuffles shyly and kicks heel
thank you.

bleeding freezing here, minus 5 last night and me goldfish are frozen!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# get them some hats.
mornin' all
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)
# wot a good idea
I'll get 'em balaclavas and scarfs and gloves as well.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# oooh, good thought.
I imagine earsocks on goldfish would be problematic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# what with them not having ears
and all
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# thats why they don't wear glasses
contacts instead!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# makes me think that hats
would just slip down their heads, with no ears to stop them.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# No, they can wear woolly hats.
They just need someone to cut in some eyeholes or they bump into the glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# wouldn't the woolly hat be very heavy when wet?
it's why sheep don't swim.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# they do
pretty well as well.

not very good at snooker though.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# they're not used to the larger tables
but they'll whip your arse at pool.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# thats why I suggested
balaclavas.

string on the gloves might be the solution to no hands though...?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# mittens on string!
Instant happiness - on a string!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# It's true
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# The tree was getting a little worn-out
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)
# :D
Everything looks kind of grey now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# I made this furtive for
m3ss3nger
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Blimey, I like it
I feel I would have a headache after a day of those all over the board though
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# will
we get hearts for valentines day?
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
At last the Christmas comedown has arrived for the generous ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# *slap*
And that's mad to you, sonny
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# morning all...
is it home time yet:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# sorry
i'm going to have to add this here. you want one. oh yes you do...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)
# You're right
I do want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Yay
furtive \o/
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# That earlier Absolut
gave me an idea...

clicky for big.
sorry if it's been done
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Woo!
Welcome back furtive!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Gah
I was thoroughly monged when I did this Absolut Cock
(moobat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] the americans lead the way
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Must be
made by Microsoft...

wait, never mind, that'd be the blue screen of death
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)

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