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Bush's attempt at improving the troops morale...

...went quite bad, until an aide whispered into Bush's earpiece...

Had to be done, sorry!

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Jalu, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

If a joke doesn't work,

Try try again?

Jalu

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Jalu, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

Grab your popcorn and shut up. It's time for:

clicky the episodes:
Mind Trick [by Pixel Masher]
What is thy bidding? [by Kamikazee Killmouse]
Podhopper [by Pixel Masher]
3PO and R2 [by Kamikazee Killmouse]
Jabbahopper [by Pixel Masher]
Troop Inspection [by Kamikazee Killmouse]
Battle on Endor [by Pixel Masher]
Carbonised Han Solo on Hopper [by Kamikazee Killmouse]
Obi Vader duel [by Pixel Masher]
Leia Torture Scene [by Kamikazee Killmouse]
Yoda Bounce [by Pixel Masher]
Trench Scenes [by Kamikazee Killmouse]
Darth Baul [by Kamikazee Killmouse]

Hopper Plantations [by Chthonic]
That's no moon... [by Sandman-uk]
The original plans... [by Xian]
Bullys [by 90Nz0]
Bobber Fett [by Tidlley]
and not Star Wars but worth linking:
Get Your Motor Running [by mikemystery]
and I'm trying to link anything else I can find - be patient :o)

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

Yes.

Really.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

Kewl!

Have a RAAAH! I cant wait!
that aint sarcasm btw

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Oi you!

You can't quit your job, how am I supposed to get into gigs for free?!

Why don't you just make a robot replica to go to work and earn money while you slack off?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

Because robots aint waterproof and

it'd need to drink loadsa beer.

And I can quit me job coz the pay is shyte!

and dont worry about the gigs - they'll always be free - I now know the promoters and agents so can blag em meself :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

Ahhh

good stuff :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

Oooo,

the suspense! :)
Can't wait.

Hope Jar-Jar Binks isn't in it.

(Mr Flibble, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

I think

he'd make a very good space hopper personally ;o)

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

Where's the sharks?

Didn't all 70s movies have sharks?

I miss space-hoppers... I know they still make 'em, but it's just not as much fun now.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

Aparently, for all our North American cousins

A space hopper is called a "Pogo Ball".

And, um, no sharks in this one.

Jaws on Space Hoppers is definately a consideration for our next project though :-)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

not to be confused with the mid-80s

craze of the lolo-ball, i assume?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

next space hopper epic

Why, surely LotR would merit some "bouncing up" with the hopper treatment?

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Captain Nostril, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)

Excellent

Excellent

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

you know when you see a picture...

and you just know...

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

ladyboy alert

or she's using some kind of shoehorn affair

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

She could be

using the two finger method.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Leg position

suggests a negative there, good buddy...

10-100 on the rugrat!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

The leg we see

on the left could be a decoy. Her real left leg might be just out of shot, allowing room for the two finger method.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

any

diagrams?
I'm a bit lost.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

You can learn

pretty much anything from the web :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)

and i

...no, that's too much information

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

sweet

jesus

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

I prefer the "Baracuda" method

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

or they could belong

to a shaven, well groomed man.

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

one such as lumpbucket

perchance?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

Have you seen my legs?

There is no way i'm waxing those fuckers. The word "yeti" comes to mind...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

where did you leave them ?

oh sorry. that was very poor. hehehehe.

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

oh no

she's dripping yellow paint on that child's head! I hope it's lead-free...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

That's almost

sexual.

(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

BAD you!

Very bad you! Go and stand in the corner.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

and

teacher will be across in 5 minutes to urinate on you.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

He liked to show off his new ghettoblaster

... but nobody could tolerate Gareths taste in music

(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

Poor Gareth,

he's only trying to introduce them to the joys of Hetz Hudson.

(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

(Mr Flibble, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

A Day In The Life Of...

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

Its a shame

that when he lifts his visor up to drink the tea, he's going to asphyxiate.

He must be english, only an englishman would die for a cup of tea :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

I wouldn't

but that's cos it's foul.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

You're not really english, are you?

Tea is lovely!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

it's a rank brew.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

its nicer than

irn bru.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

'spose

*sniff*

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

repost?

or spazztastic?

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

Probably Spazztastic

It has that tang to it that suggests it could have been done before.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

i believe it's known

as temporal mindpiss

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

cool.

rather woo in fact.

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

bananaman has done a svenno pic

using that pic and included svenno's lunchbox.
So that's why it's familiar.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

and

it seems i got here just in time

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

lunar lunch?

hope thats a hot drink in that flask!!

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

anyone else remember

ben shaws "space special"? no? only me? ah well.

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new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Sorry geezer!

I didn't know... honest!

W/Y/H to you

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

What's the form on posting mini challenges?

Is it infra dig or de rigueur?

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

6/1

is the latest price

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

I'll give you

11/2 each way

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

Sounds like tout odds for it

Is there a John McCririck hand signal for 6 for 1?

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

yeah

3 'V' signs

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thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

pointing at his watch 4 times

then into his open mouth 4 times.
Repeat until whoever get's the message that it's nearly lunchtime.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

I'll wager

300 quatloos on the newcomer.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

Ich bin

ein quatloo

(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

chance the same as probability ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

Au contraire

It's dig when ere the dig takes you.

(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

Nah more of a

faux pas or a chou bleu.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

So then

I realised that I would buy a tequila called 'Tequila Mockingbird' because I think it's funny. So I got thinking about other vaguly literary spirits, liqueurs and mixers. Thus far I have come up with...
clicky.

I think we need labels for these products. What do we think? I am working on a couple of them.

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

never go camping without one...

crap pic and has to have been done b4. ne'er mind.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

Hee hee

spork-u-pine
[edit: what is that animal in the original image - looks too fluffy to be a porcupine?]

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Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

I smell a

Not that I mind, cutlery punnage is never wrong!

I may actually have to buy some of those titanium sporks - after all, they're sporks, and made of titanium; what could be better?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)

can u get them

with a built in mp3 player?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

that would be ideal

I would have the "Alphabetti Spaghetti" song on loop.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

'R' implenment thingy - twat ? i'm confused !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

....

BrandWogan

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

dear.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

bad it's good :)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

duh!!!

It's a potato masher, take off the R, add an arse...

mashearse.

b3ta word of the day.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

Have to get that

into conversation at some point today.

It's going to be difficult.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

tis the real deal

spose it may have been GM'd to make it utterly useless in its natural environment, for fun I guess.
but it it a wintery scene - mayhap it's quills go all fluffy to keep the fleshy parts warm or somesuch nonsense

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

"It's obviously some kind of spoon."

said Professor Yaffle. Only Madeleine, usually so helpful, was oddly silent...

(Apologies for repost, but it was half past four on Christmas morning when I first posted it, and I think there were three other people here...)

(runs and hides from board police)

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Natt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

wyh

to the rabbit

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

did your name just change?

there be strange forces afoot.

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Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

Yes

I was still stuck in Christmassy "Silent Natt, Holy Natt" mode, but have corrected myself to my original, more svelte, sleek and lithe, moniker...

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Natt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

Fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!

No, I'll stop.

(Dave the Explosive Newt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

think

that's similar to a Viz storyline - Emily thought it was a tooth pick for a whale...but good all the same :)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

I got my Girlfriend

the Bagpuss Collection on DVD for christmas.
I feel so sorry for Charlie Mouse, he always got the shitty jobs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

Heave, Heave, Heave!

You bloody heave, I'm knackered!

Hard to believe there's so few episodes, isn't it?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

how many are there?

i'm sure there are only three

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

12,

My favourite is 'The Mouse Mill' where they make 'Choc-a-late biscuits!'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

sawdust

and butterbeans

(edit)is that right? now i've written it down it looks wrong

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

Its

Breadcrumbs and Butterbeans!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

okay

i have just tried to remember that from 20 years ago though!

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

they only had 1 bloody biscuit

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

Yep,

and Proffesor Yaffle fucked everything up by insisting on looking round the back.
There's always one who ruins the fun for others.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

the cunt

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

that's

Trade Unions for you. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Ha ha ha,

bastards, no wonder the Mice all lived together in an organ.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

I especially like it

when they ram him roughly into the bottle with the boat in. Just for kicks, vicious little bastards....

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Natt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

Inspired

yep

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

hehe:)

yay!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

In a fight between

Gabriel and Alberto from Bod who would win?

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Natt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

Alberto

definitely. With a strawberry.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

Would

Gabriel's folk-singing skills be of no use, then?

"Milkshakes are for girls, nonny-nonny,
Auntie Flo wears pearls, nonny nonny,
Banjos and heaving are better.
(Nonny)"

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Natt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

arigato, b3tan-san

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

do itchi mashte...

or summit like that...

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

I like the way on this site

you don't have to understand things to like them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

alt tag

it's straight up punnage really*

*although i do know what you mean

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

Ah yes,

silly me.
I was just enjoying the picture.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

yes, silly you

'just enjoying the picture' indeed

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

if you did, we'd all be fucked.

No-one can understand everything here. No-one.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

Eh?

What was that?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

that's the beauty of it.

*lobs a chocolate orange at the wall to open it*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

*tummy rumbles*

There's no fucker in this office who didn't have ryvita for lunch today, except ME for I am SANE. And I'm starting to feel bad about it. :(

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

Why feel bad about

not inflicting carpet tiles on your digestive system?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

I'd rather eat cardboard.

Much the same effect but cheaper.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

don't be ridiculous

as long as you eat reasonably healthily, life's too short to deny yourself. *almost halfway through chocolate orange and glass of full fat milk already*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

I had

chips, chicken nuggets and beans at the swimming pool. I like to live it up!

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

ah but

you swam too. Swimming is healthy.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

she might have

just gone for the cuisine.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

I swam if you mean

sitting in the baby pool for half an hour with a very serious, cold and shivering toddler.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

she never said that...

maybe just popped in for lunch.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

MINDPISS!

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

*watches the area around this thread turn blue*

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

smirkles

like a schoolkid

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Well..

the water had a yellow tinge to it, and lots of little warm spots around some of the babes :-(

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

eww!

You sit in wee!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

While I was getting the babe dried

he wee'd on my foot. You get used to these things.. It dribbled down into the drain quite well.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

I had baked beans and fish fingers before swimming once

I threw it all up into the foot-washing chlorinated mini-pool thing.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

hoorah!

*round of applause for brainstuff*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Nice.

One of mine threw up some baby milk in the pool. No-one noticed and we left quietly soon after.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

i've done that

they fished it out with a net.

and it wasn't baby milk.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

Just

as well..

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

gomen nasai

IMO the fruit's shape looks more clementine-ish or lemony...

Nice punnage though, and an excellent expression on the guy's face!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

Manadarins!

How fiendish.

(Dave the Explosive Newt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

Thanks

no I can laugh at the punning cunnage!

Slow? who me?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

a hoi hoi

velly good

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

manic

I've built this in your garden...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

Pfffttt, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

A picture speaks a thousand words.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

hehehehehe

That is nice. Pop it down by the server shed, would you?
:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

Do you

GET THE HINT!!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

i quite like manics pics

they are very well done, and it's not as if he posts one even every day

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

I like them,

but they're all the same!!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

so is

toast

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

I'm going to use that

to end all my arguments from now on.

"You did so, eat my orange!"
"So is toast!"
"Oh..."

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

liked it :)

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

"but you NEVER take the bin out

and you NEVER wash up, for Christ's sake!"

"Er - SO IS TOAST!"

Hmm.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

works

for me.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

now then bovine

breathe deeply.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

I am calm and lucid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

it the drugs ? :)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

Is now the wrong time to ask about those

credit links to bloggerheads.com in your ever-growing gallery of Elvis?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

I put a link

on the front page.
You see, I like your pics, I just really wish you'd do something else.
But I've said this before.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

Did you?

I must have either missed that or seen it and completely forgotten about it. Thank you very much.
:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

Having said that,

I'd better check. :)
Edit: No, I'm a lying bastard, I will link to you but only if you stop posting Star Wars pics, you'll learn lots more by doing different stuff.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

I can only stop

when Tony comes good with an email address.

But I'm happy to wait for my link.
;O)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

*snorts with giggles in spite of self*

...that's very good.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

hahahaha

genius

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

that's bloody

brilliant :)
woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

woop woop

sciffy on a fence - marvellous

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

hehehe

brilliant

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

excellent!

that is woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

wooyay!

and let that be an end to it!

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

go tell it

to Tony
:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

me a gwan like dat

an 'ting

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

***wipes drink of screen for a better look***

Absolutely top fucking hole...

Edit: Any chance of a larger version?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

nice

that rules.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

Monkeon rules

full stop.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)

make one for Brighton pier

wyh

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

But...

sorry, any excuse for a repost

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

Not that one

the other pier, that hasn't been waiting to fall in the sea for the last umpteen years...

They breed them down here, y'know?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

I know

but as I said ANY excuse

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

that rocks, rules, and generally governs

fantastic. That has to be the ultimate version.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

fan

bloody

tastic

(I still like Manic's pics though)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

When she looked over her glasses...

...you could still see the sporkle in her eye.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

That's not a sparkle

that's a spongle.

Happy new year, everyone!

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

he said it was a

sporkle!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

D'oh!

Looks like I was mis-sold one in a local shop recently...!

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

I saw that film, 'Ring' last night

god it was scary

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

you're not

wrong.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

the new american ring?

or the old japanese ring?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

Ring 2 is a bit pants though

I thought.

Audition - that's very odd and good if you liked Ring.

Kili kili kili

argh!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

Hooray!

Slightly NSFW but fun.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

mmmm

nice arse :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

yes.

One 'o those with "TOMSK" on...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

Mine says

"Kilroy"

Help.

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

ho ho...

I saw that meanie "Messageboard Dependents" thingie you made. I laughed, but I still think you're a bad man.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

I missed that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

i felt a pang of pain

and ave resolved to stop doing stuff like what you were complaining about

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mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

I thought

it was ace.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

I've been really bad

and pointed a couple of sad souls at it. Oops.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

Message board dependents thing

Message board dependents thing is here.

You know I'm evil, Dr P. I wouldn't spend half as much time cackling if I wasn't.

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

I did see that,

you evil man.
You should do one with a teenage boy in it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

I can't help feeling though

that you're trying to wash away the guilt you feel at spending time here, by mocking others...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

i just like hurling abuse around

it keeps my mind off THE SEARING PAIN IN MY HEART. Oh why? Oh why? Oh why me?! (screams, and runs off crying)

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

ever so...

slightly...

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

Ok, ok,

its a great big arse.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

it soitanly

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

cheeky!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

I hate it when it looks at me like that...

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

huh?

silly cat :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

ok,ok...

its bitch hard to get a cat to do a "wanker" motion ok? I blame the lack of opposible thumbs...

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

despite his unusual name and actions

joey wasn't accepted by the kangaroos

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

despite?

Or "because of"?

Just curious.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

hmmmm

despite. Coz his name fits, but they just didn't want him. Poor kitty. It was the story of his life, you know - being unwanted, unloved, and untouched by another tiger (or kangaroo). He couldn't handle it, and unfortunatley just after this photo was taken he took his own life....

it's very sad.

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

so you mean

despite his "usual" or "not-unusual" name and actions.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

aaaaa

my brain hurts. too many questions, overload ! this IS my first day back you know ;)

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

how about

"tony felt uneasy taking money from a kangaroo who wanted to watch him make love to a tree, but times were tough..."

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

i see him doing a spazzy Joey Deacon impression

which is quite a feat for a Tiger.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)

blatantly been done before but i thought i'd get on the boat

(henry's cat is yellow on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

Sponging Spork

from Ork... and Mindy's expression matches so well! :-)

I won't repost my *ork page again today...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

quick + crappy i know, i'm busy at work..

but hats in the future will be the same as now - only the sizes will change..

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djdirect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

Unfortunately

those prototypes were destroyed, due to Al-Quieda's hatred of western helmets

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

"okely dokely people, nuclear wuclear war!"

cheers burger for the caption!

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

Clever

girl

(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)

How'd you know

Burger was a girl?

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

I didn't

I was quoting Jurassic Park.

(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

Spookily

wookily

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

nice.

threadjack - i would like to heartily recommend to everyone Kazaa-ing the live action series of The Tick as is is big funny.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

I know

Pity it was cancelled :(

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viama, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

when you say live action

do you mean actors and actors?or actors and cgi?
or LIVE HOT TICK ACTION?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

actors and actors

funny as hell. the best character is BatManuel, a hispanic superhero who has lots of sex.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

I remember

the cartoon being brilliant - but where/when was this live action version?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

cancelled after nine episoes

but some are to be found on kazaa

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mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

kazaa is crap

it doesn't have any japanese domokun telly things.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

do you want them all at once

drew.ledhazard.net/drew-domokun.mov (100MB)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

or 1 at a time?

www.doebbe.com/domo-kun/index.html

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

special bonus offer

drew.corrupt.net/domo.html

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

you rule

thank you :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

and i've played that domo flash game

and it's fuckin' a :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

Quandelabra had the rom and emulator

for that gameboy colour (i think) game he used to get some shots of domo for some anims he did. If you haven't played that give him a msg maybe. I think you proabably saw this info at the time though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

i got it

it confused me hugely

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

Triple!

You can DL Domo Clips from here

I bought a fluffy one online from the ebay auction someone posted this morning...

I'm sooo excited!

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LittlePixel, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

hahahahaha

i just know that image is going to go down well!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

i actually do really really

love that.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

Thought

you
would...
:)

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LittlePixel, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

Possibly the 2001 season

on US tv... the guy who played Elaine's recurring boyfriend in Seinfeld was The Tick.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

David

Putty (Puddy)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

Remember this one?

Clicky biggy

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

Hand on my heart?

Erm no, don't remember it.

That pic's funny as funny things in a funny bag.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

d'oh..

alf (as she was known)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

Everyone's

really showing their youth today...

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

bugger

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

Dr Phil wasn't sure

whether she'd imagined Prince Charming by Adam Ant earlier!

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

/shows age

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

I see it's on one of those new

"Compact Discs"

Never last.

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

Ah yes

the days where everything proudly displayed "Compact Disc Digital Audio" on the front. Just so you didn't think it was a really small record.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

Yes, they were devilishly clever

but they kept chewing up the needles on the old wind up gramaphone, so eventually we had to upgrade to 8-track cassettes...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

There's a dog in the log I tells ya

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

Coo

that's good, innit?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

I'm shaking with laughter

even as I type this.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)

does that happen every time you type "this"?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

no.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

Ooooh spooky

is that a Mark IV dog log? They had more memory than the Mark III. Much better than the Sinclair Chinchilla Twig.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

hahaha

Disengage!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

Nope.

I'm firmly in geeky know-all mode today, i'm afraid :(

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

there should be people

jogging on the dog eye'd log.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)

fabtastic.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

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missing, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

It'll never

catch on y'know :)
hehe

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

Good job.

I had a DVD playing behind that, and a few bits of the moving image came through.

I thought I'd finally lost it.

(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

I can explain that

Your DVD is playing in a PIP window. This is where Windows (or Mac, or Amiga with RTG, all support this), overlays a resolution independant bitmap over the main screen one. This bitmap can be scaled by your video card with no overhead from your CPU, and data can be dumped from other cards (TV card, MPEG-2 decoders) directly into your graphics cards onboard RAM using DMA. This allows you to watch (and resize) films etc. with little or no CPU time lost. On the main screen bitmap, a colour is set aside and everywhere that colour appears is replaced with the PIP bitmap. On my Amiga, it seems to pick the value $11111111 for R G and B (kind of almost-black).

If you turn off hardware acceleration in windows, this "show-through" effect will never happen, but films and stuff would play back slowly and use all your CPU time.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

on Macs

most cards seem to use a purpley colour, but
I don't know the hex. So I'm not a geek-god like
lumpbucket :(

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chthonic, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

would either of you

like to come and sit the computer science exams i have next week for me?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

Are you sure?

I got a D in GCSE IT :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)

I only know the colour the Amiga picks

because I wrote my own software for my WinTV card, and when trying to overlay text onto the TV screen discovered that colour was the one picked by the operating system when I opened the PIP window.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

Probably

0xFFFF00FF ('cause I expect a Mac would use 32-bit colour...)

/ratherlargeovercoat

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

I would put money on it

not being full-brightness purple.

I wonder if modern cards can use the alpha byte of 32 bit colour to fade from screen bitmap to PIP bitmap smoothly? (anyone?) that would rock :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

Cheers

mate

(_, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

Love it.

Swanbones! Swanbones for all! That's how we made it through the Blitz you know!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

woo™

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

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