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just had to say...

Saw Flaming Lips last night for the first time, and it was the most incredible combination of visuals and music i've seen in years. Plus, the 10 or so huge animals dancing around at the side of the stage (including a huge panda) just topped it off.

Tip Top.

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hanrahan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

Fab show.

Saw 'em a couple months ago. New album is wonderful as well.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

You bastard

I really wanted tickets for that, but they'd sold out. Saw them a couple of years ago in Sheffield though, and they were amazing.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

im gonna try...

and go back down tonight again i think. thing is.. the touts last night were buying, and i overheard one say that they didnt have any tickets - so i think the chances are slim. doh.

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hanrahan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)

I don't understand what everyone sees in the Flaming Lips

The new single is especially whiney and tuneless.

(WindyMiller, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

My, my, my Delilah..

..Why, why, why, Delilah ?

With a few drink inside him Sidney thought he was Tom Jones

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)

saw jonesy live

verygoodasisthepicwooyayhoopla

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

hahaha!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

haha!

woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

blimeh

I feel very honoured - it's not often you change your name.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

It's not

I feel jittery now.
I'll change it back in a minute :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

what's with all this Dr. business?

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

Its

"make your board name a bit like Dr. Phil Kitten" day.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

which,

I would like to point out, was not my idea. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

No.

Its my fault really, but what can I say? I'm a trendsetter :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)

And we

are but sheep.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

I'm not a sheep,

let me just make that clear before Az the Spaz comes back to confuse me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

hehe

:-)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)

and it's all rather confusing

if I may say so

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

Yup

I keep thinking "Is that the real Dr Phil?" and it isn't. Can you change your name to "Dr Phil Kitten (Yes, I am the real Dr Phil Kitten)" please, Dr Phil?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

Will the real Dr Phil Kitten please stand up!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

or you could just click on her profile

then for the rest of the day she'll stand out in purple and you'll know if it really is her or not

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evil pixie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)

Yesbut

so will a lot of other people's profiles.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)

does

this help?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

Why

are we all doing this it makes no sense

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

Since when

does anything here make sense?

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bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

oooo goody !

i think I'll join this merry name changing bandwagon :)

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

Yes

has everyone been going to medical night school and not told me?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

"Hey now Pussycat! Wooooo-Wooooo-Oh."

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

hooray!

That's lovely. 'Specially the lippy-stains.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

Magic stuff!

Give that man a gold spork!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)

hehe!

not much more chest hair!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

hes gonna pull tonight

oh yes

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

aaaaaa...

fugginlovethat

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

Love

the lipstick mark!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

I love

that pic. FACT!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

just

a clicky

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zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)

i can see

where this is leading...;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

Low calorie spam

My mate has had the stoopid poems he used to bore us with during tea breaks published on the web
One Stroke - a poem about his sex life

The rest of the site is --here--

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

PARP!

That's a good poem.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

you loon!

you made me go and look for that!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

Pfft!

But someone should go and write a poem called Parp. I demand it.

please?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

parp! parp!

not the sound of a harp.
it's the sort of noise you hear
when you squeeze a carp.

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

haha!

I love you!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

parp! parp!
is it blunt?,or is it sharp?
there's a hole in my roof,
I'm getting wet,
let's cover it with tarp.

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

That's fantastic

I think I've just cum.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)

yes!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

Why aren't you called

Dr. Flan Flitten?

Edit: Thats better :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)

better ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

hahahaha

veryverygoodlaughedlikealoonatthatmateniceone

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)

is "My Mate"

really you, you aged flinger of flans!

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)

Nope

it's Jess the man who keeps the Spork machine running in top form

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

Morning Rants...

There is no longer ANYTHING to watch on morning-TV. On BBC you have a crappy cartoon about a bloke who's dad turned into a stone hammer - it's REALLY shit. On the other BBC you have these talk-show hosts who I absolulty hate. They are SOOOO fake, and the girl does'nt have a braincell in her body. She is soo fuckin' thick, asking questions to people who died in a fire "Gosh, you must of felt terrible. It reminds me once of when I was little and set fire to ants...gosh..." Fucking thick bitch. On ITV you don't get much better, and I can't remember what's on C4, but it's cirtainly not viewble material for anyone with a brain. On C5 is cartoons. And the Sky Box is downstairs !!!! What on earth am I supposed to wake up too???

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.90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

an alarm clock?

an hour's commuting and then a shitty job?

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

But that

Does'nt give me the will to wake up, I need something interesting, like britney spears naked reporting the news.

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.90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

I can't believe you haven't heard of

www.nakednews.com - NSFW if you haven't guessed.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

i was trying

to point out that you should count yourself lucky.

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

Well...

I've got a good job thats shit pay, and about 45 mins travel time.

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.90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

Why don't you just post a daily rant,

instead of watching tv?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

tee

hee

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huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

Good rant

But I feel that you could probably do with stripping out the punctuation and make it one verrrrry long sentence.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

I'm confused

as to how they're questioning people who died in fires...

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

'Twas an example of the kindda things they do. Like they would have the kindda following stupid convos

"Are you the mayor of london?"
"yes, indeed, I am."
"But are you deniying that public opinon says 'your a cunt' ?"
"Yes"
"But you said you ARE the Mayor of london..."

Trying to be hard-hitting - how FUCKING stupid is that? They ask things like "Was it hard" to that bloke who went to the North Pole (or south, I can't remember) - There are LOADS of examples.

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.90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

Thank you but if I made it one long sentance everyone would get really confused well some people will anyway

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.90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

Get a job?

Just an idea.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

Have one

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.90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

Well what the feck are you watching daytine teevee for?

Unless you
a) work from home
b) are 'working' from home for the day
c) are pulling a sicky

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

Could work shifts

Might not have gone into work yet. Maybe 90Nz0 sleeps in work?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

Ah yes, good point.

(slaps himself for sterotyping all jobs to be the same getup-commute-stareatpcallday-commute-sleep monotony as his own)

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)

Why not publish your morning rant on your own Blog?
Or do it in m3ss3nger, and save us the bandwidth?

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

i second that

/morning rant

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)

Bordering on spam, silly chicken.

Edit: I'd be happy to read your rant on M3ss3ng3r.

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

hehe :)

here. have a ciggy.

i'm all out of peace cigarettes. so you'll have to settle for some hope instead.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

me have Big-Heap Peace Pipe.

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

i DO have the Peace cigarettes somewhere..

just don't know exactly where - so no scan today.
/me takes hit of Peace pie instead.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

Natasha Kaplinsky

Natasha Kaplinsky
Natasha Kaplinsky
Natasha Kaplinsky

Nuff said.

picture here

Note: though she is an attractive lady, it's her personality that make her so watchable, she really just seems nice

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

Who?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

The new female breakfast presenter..

she just seems so.. nice.

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

She is

so dirty.

Or is it just me?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)

Nope

In my mind she is dirty as dirt itself.....

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

i second

that

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huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

Nice ...

and vapid.

She'd be better off on GM:TV or C4. I want real news when I get up, intelligently put across. And to continue this rant, I've stopped listening to fivelive in the mornings, as two of my four hated presenters are there. Now if only they'd employ Chris Evans and Danny Baker, they'd have the set.

Twats.

That is all. I may photoshop something later to get it out of my system. Suggestions please.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

'asking questions to people who died in a fire'

wow

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

LoL

Ok, to the family of those who died in fire :p

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.90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

(daytime) teevee is crap shock

validity that staring at a PC screen all day is better than staring at TV

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)

throw away your television!

Why not... read a book? Go for a brisk constitutional walk! Smell a flower - pet a kitten - make your mum a cup of tea.

If something unnecessary makes you angry, don't do it! And you could also give some thought to not boring the rest of us with it, too. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

hear hear

where where?
there there.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

Silly chicken

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Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

excellent pootle

you silly flump :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

After being victorious in the Battle of Britain,

the Allies (and without an American accent in sight, 2 can play your game Hollywood) started their assault on Europe by landing on the Normandie beaches in a day that will be celebrated for many, many years and known as the B-Day landings

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

ooh

that's fantastic.
woo yay hoopla

(BadgerJuice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

Ooh yess

puntastic.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

Cpt. Armitage Shanks

Leading the platoon.

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

hahaha

s'funny

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)

Ere

I fort of tha' too.

www.b3ta.com/board/386687

woo yay!

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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

3 days they've been at it now...

if you watch them for long enough you might notice a recursive sequence of prime integers that will eventually reduce to 0
morning and sorry about the large size

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)

they are trying to convey the message

"multiplasmic wankbadger" in a bizarre combination of morse code & binary.
clever monks!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

ahh

the first line of communication with the aliens. do they all made slightly different *parp* noises as they did it?

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new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

They do now

in my head, at least.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

I should imagine so

apart from the ones on the end, they go *HONK*

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

the first edition

had them being played by gods magical xylophone hammers and making parp noises as they were struck...but that was just too silly!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)

You, sir

are a loonie.

Filename is rather bizzare too.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

there are only 10 types of people in this world

those who understand Binary, and those who don't

(i think thats what theyre doing isnt it?)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

Why aren't you called

Dr. Aaaaaargh Waspitten?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

heh

sort-of-nearly

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

brilliant

how long did that bugger take?

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

The Meerkats were always on call...

clicky for biggy

(BadgerJuice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

Hooray..

..for meerkats! (spelling)

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

Ah...

/edit edit..

(BadgerJuice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

Sorry

/pedant

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

:-)

(BadgerJuice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

and

for meerkats in helmets. Look at the little helmets. Hehehe

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)

snigger

he said 'little helmets'

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new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

*insert joke about liking men with shiney helmets here*

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

woo!

nice

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

SCABS

bloody meerkats got no respect for the strike.

speaking of which, article in todays Metro:

firemen in tooting crossed their own picket line when their brazier (oil drum firey thing?) set fire to their station.
muppets. and they're meant to be protecting me, and getting my imaginary cat out of the tree...

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)

very

community minded are meerkats!
woo!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

I don't know why...

...but for some reason this suggests a future shop, The Meerkat Village People, assuming it's not already been done, of course.

/coat

(angrybernard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

No way!

Ozzy has chosen him to play him in his film bio.
Yes way....

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

Seriously?

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

It says so in Guitar magazine

so it must be true.
Erm..
I find the whole thing worrying.
1. Oz wants him to represent him.
2. He can only play bass.
3. Does it matter if he can't sing?

Mind you it could be funny...
there is no colouring pen.....

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

In response

1. Ozzy doesn't know what the fuck's going on most of the time (even though he is the most sane out of all the family)
2. He sang when in Black Sabbath
3. Not really, listen to Sabbath

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)

Yeah, but Reeves plays bass in

Dogstar.
Dogdoo.
Dogshite.
Depending if you like them.

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)

Yeah I know

not really heard much from them. Saw them on stage at some festival or other, but didn't pay that much attention

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

FACT . I have seen them at their own gig!

Very funny gig.
Thousands of teenage girls and me trying to mosh.
My mate was scared to go to the toilet because of all the gay men. :)
I also have one of thier albums.

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

erm

shhhhh!

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huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)

If you read Guitar Magazine

Do you know who ERic Roche is?

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

Erm

no sorry.
Why?

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

He's a fab a guitarist

Uses his guitar as percussion, suuper fast fingers, most amazing musical thing I've ever seen. He writes for Guitar I think and advertises his tours in there all the time.
Just wondered if you might have caught him.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

I read it pinched off my bro until he catches me.
Have you?

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

Yep fab. Looking for a site now.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

Sounds most interesting

Anywhere I can hear that?

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bigdave, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

Here you go

Eric Roche

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

bookmarked

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

Hopefully it'll have a generous slice of the Osbournes style mayhem....

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4838 Let the man go through, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Sharon, who the fook is it ?

you're all fookin' mad you are !

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Won't be too hard

to duplicate the mumbling-brain-damage-from too many drugs-slurrrrrrrrrrrr!

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)

is that Canoe Reeves?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)

looks more like

kayak mortimer if you ask me

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

Okay

I'll bite who is kayak mortimer?
/curious

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)

Kayak as in canoe,

Mortimer as in Reeves and.

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

Aha

geddit

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)

Sharon!

I know fookin kung-fu!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)

hahahahah

nice reply

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)

Can he do the Brummie accent?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)

I hope

it's as good as his generic English accent.

That was fucking hilarious in Dracula.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

does the film cover when he was a milkman in the Midlands

that would be odd.

Keanu Reeves as a brummie milkman in the 60's...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

"I ammmm Ironmilkmannnn...."

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

Dow yow wunt dubble creem wiv yowr milk, dude?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)

lol

this just about covers every thought I had about it when I read it.
Still laughing now...

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

That will make for a..

..very amusing over-budget production!

T.J. Can anyone point me in the direction of the very disturbing man/woman ugly Goth pic please? I have a cuning plan!

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

Hot or Not

I think the Linky is in the newsletter...

(Edit) Easy now, that's my girl... Lovely Moobs, don't you think?

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)

oh gosh

will this put me off ever fancying keanu ever again, I think it will.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

shatners bassoon

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

wooo

for chris morris.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

The man is a genius

Jam was a bit over the edge though..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

Jam was definately an aquired taste

From a straw poll of my mates when it was on, those who'd heard Blue Jam, the radio show, loved TV Jam more than those who didn't.

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)

Jam was the best late night TV ever

the agency for stupid people still makes me laugh just to think about it.

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Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)

Stop That!

You're messing with my perception of time.

W/Y/H

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

Look

at his smug little face. And good morning to all.

(

WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

woo yay

for chris morris references at 9.30am!

(it happened yesterday too.. is this a recurring trend i smell?)

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)

the phrase has been

haunting me!

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)

i'm going to have to resist the temptation

of watching the day today when i get home, instead of studying..

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

if thats your attitude

ill lend you the Brass Eye DVD, YOU DONT LIVE HERE DURING THE DAY THEN GO HOME TO WORK...

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

I play the bassoon.

I'm not William Shatner though.

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

were you at the xmas bash?

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

But do you

belong to William Shatner?

(

bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

I am not, was not, never have been and never even met

William Shatner.

Nor was I at the Christmas bash, why was there someone there playing the bassoon?

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

I just couldn't remember if you were there or not

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Do you play..

..the pink oboe too?

(

sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

a girl is not obliged to answer

that sort of question.

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

Pertinent question

though mate. And one that is worthy of an answer I find.

(

WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

leave

her alone that is not a fair question to ask a lady!

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

Sorry..

..to all I offend (again)

(

sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

Don't

worry about it mate. I seem to do the same too.

(

WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

Not to worry lads,

I'm sure we've all heard worse :)

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)

Don't think you're gonna get one though...

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

An answer do you mean?

sorry

(

WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

Arf

(

sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

ooh, she'll give you such a slap

and a deserved one at that..

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

maybe

I like that...

(

WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

I don't know why it's pertinent or worthy of an answer, myself.

The boyfriend is the only one who need know the answer :)

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

Seems fair enough to me

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)

Thank you,

O Defender of a Girl's Privacy - I shall call upon you again in the future I feel sure.

Can you tell I'm in a strange mood today?

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

Are you?

Anything in particular?

I'm at the tail-end of a cold so my head's all over the place today...

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

No reason

just a small bubble of insanity floating around in my head.

Sympathies on the cold though, the boy had a stinker over the weekend and now I've got the sore throat/runny nose.

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

Mine's not been too bad

nose just very sore now from all the blowing

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

In the context of this thread

that's a rather amusing comment...

(

bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)

Filth.

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

Balm tissues =

godsend

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

I know

but I feel such a girl buying them in Boots - have to have the mansize ones to boost my miniscule ego.

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)

chortle

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

hehe!

most silly, although I don't undersand.
/blonde

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

I wouldn't worry you're not the only one.

Eh?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

yay!

blow bill, blow!

(

aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Tonight we are very honoured to welcome our special guest to speak to us. It's....

Salmon Rushdie

(

AndyK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)

*groan*

nice though! MORNING ALL!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)

I was going to do

"salmon rosti" but I thought that was just too obscure.

(

AndyK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)

Nahhh do it :)

and and and... salmon cushti, too. (is that how you spell cushti?)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

To the tune of a tune that fits the words:

"hoooray,hoooray,hoooray,
hoooray,hoooray,hoooray,"

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)

Now which one are you?

I'm confused.

(of course, just looking at your profile would sort out the confusion. But that would be too easy)

(

AndyK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

I am

lumpbucket. If you scroll down, I talk about having a gorgeous girlfriend. That *should* be a clue :)

Edit: And, today is national "change your board name to be a bit like Dr. Phil Kitten" day.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

Yeah,

well I talk about having a gorgeous girlfriend, doesn't mean I'm telling the truth....
my wife's gonna kill me

(

WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)

right-o.

Done...

(

AndyK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

Maaaaarvelous

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

It is?

Well, I'll be damned. Looks good, no?

(

Geordie Al, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)

Huh?

Are you a gestalt entity?

an upstream woo and an eggy yay to the piccy as well!!!!!!!!

(

4838 Let the man go through, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

Mornin

This image is asking for it, surely...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2668941.stm

(

Moogen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

Asking for what?

A punch?

(

4838 Let the man go through, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

What image?

404

(

WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

The Snowy twins were having trouble with their windows again...

A jumping-on-the-bandwagon production.

(Luny666, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)

a woo worhty

spongage going on there :o)

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

Erm...

I hope you didnt FORCE a blue screen for that. You could of asked me cos my Win 2000 desktop does them for free.

(My Name Here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

No a google search did the job.

I'm a Linux man myself, I never get a blue screen of death :)

(Luny666, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

Oh well

A long and filling day

Night all

See you about 16:30 board time ;-)

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)

are you off

to bid now ?

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

Yep

I'll put the paperclip back to normal but muntk0n please remove the overflow or me server will page me in about 2 hours when it's error log gets bigger....

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

deleted mine

so all the rest of the threads is dead m8ty

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)

No need

ok, last F5

laters....

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

hehe

ok mate, sorry about that!

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

Naughty

naughty!

(

bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

tut!

you're a

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

What a

silly chicken.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)

I'm quite a

silly chicken, you know.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

Mornin' all

Almost a repost

(Symball, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

my small business advisor told me to invest in agriculture

so i bought this paltry farm

(too bad puns for the price of one, unlucky)

(psausage76, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)

that *is* a small business, isn't it?

Edit: Are you sure he didn't say "invest in a Greek Vulture" ?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

i cant be sure of anything

we were communicating through a mute translator

(psausage76, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

Had a similar problem recently

(Alienboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

its ok

they're herbivores

(psausage76, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

UK shoppers fear buying Asian and Chinese foods.....

Because it has Ricin.

(groan, G'morning :)

(My Name Here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)

hold on...

have I travelled back in time by 2 weeks?
*Edit* Morning btw

(

M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)

I do hope so

then I can get another two weeks drinking in before I shuffle off this mortal coil

[Edit] you going to the drinkies on friday Mr M@rkoni sir ?

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)

where be drinkies?

kingston?

i'll check the schedulerererarar

(

M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

groooooooooooan!

Morning board! Today i am very, very happy because:

1) I am seeing my lovely gorgeous girlfriend this evening, and I can't wait. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

2) My new credit card should be waiting for me to pick up, and if it is, I shall be ordering myself a brand spanking new G4-powered Amiga! (Which i've only been waiting for for... ooooh.... 8 years? :)

3) I don't know what 3 is, but whatever it is, i'm sure its a very good reason to be cheery.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)

option 2

is reason enough to be cheery

Wooooooooo

/jealous

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

Yes

they're bloody expensive, but I've managed to stay faithful for almost 10 years, no point going to the dark side now :)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)

Mornin' Lump...

Will option 2 have 17" screen and come with a "mini-me"
peripheral?

(edit) has anyone seen the new Pwerbook ads with Yao Ming and
Mini-Me?

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

Nahh

i'm going to take the 19" monitor from my Amiga 4000 and put it on the new one. The A4K will then get the 15" that my Amiga 1500 currently has. The Amiga 1500 will then have its old ViRGE based graphics card removed, and just have the 1084S monitor from my A500 (which is in the loft).

Edit: Actually, the new Amiga will only have a 15" monitor while it runs linux. As soon as OS4 is out, it'll get the best monitor.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)

Yer a Retro Genius...

Do you write any of your own proggies?

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

Lots

Recently I wrote a jabber client, some software for the WinTV card in my Amiga 4000, and all sorts of cool things.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)

You are

dedicated sir... An example for al B3tAmigans...

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

3. You're here and you've got us lovely people to keep you company

OK, stick with 1 and 2 maybe.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)

yay!

for happiness!

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

A girlfriend?

When did this happen, go you.
Ooh, and I'll be working on the pixelly version of you tonight.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

Oooh.. thats probably what #3 is.

But yes... met her at new year.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

Jolly good,

pleased to see you happy, old bean.

Edit: I think we should have Dr.Phil Day, I'm changing my name now.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)

Good plan

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

Tis Done.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

Bravo

sir! :)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

yay!

I'm playing too!

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)

Its a jolly good game

this.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

Dr. Phil

is going to be somewhat surprised on arrival, methinks :)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

et moi

aussi

(

bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

Sounds like it could be fun

Should give Dr PK a giggle when she comes online anyway.

Edit: I thought about Dr HP (hil Kitten) but I reckon that could get confusing. Whaddya think?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

It's highly contagious...

and us compulsive lurker types are highly susceptible to it.

(mintyfreshdoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)

That's soooo odd

Hello, good evening, and welcome.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)

I especially like the No Hands tumor...
yikes!

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

The Furtive

hairdo does it for me.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:06, archived)

Damned dial-up... I've just seen the lurking the lurking
appeal bum... Woo and Yay!

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:09, archived)

Yes.

And people say cancer's not funny.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)

I'm serious as cancer

when I say rhythm is a dancer.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:09, archived)

Best

lyric
ever.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)

only marginally beating

"I will attack, and you will not like that"

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)

I thought it was

"...and you don't want that"

Edit: Just checked. The entire verse is rather odd:

Quality I possess something I'm fresh
When my voice goes through the rest
Of the microphone that I am holdin'
Copywritten lyrics so they can't be stolen
If they are snap
Don't need the police to try to save them
Your voice will sink so please stay off my back
Or I will attack and you don't want that

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)

I think you're right

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)

ON the subject

can someone do a photoshop of 'pumping up the jam'? I am lame, and do not have potatoshop

Morning all

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)

If you can't photoshop

do a Paintmash.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)

nah, Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees:

"He used to do surgery
for girls in the 80's,
but gravity always wins"

Best Lyric ever

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)

Thom York's

a whiny cunt.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)

Radiohead

were good, but their core fans are whining 16 year olds who want to prove how depressed they are to the birds.

And fanatical Japanese teenagers

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

Listening to bands that sound depressing is a fine art

and should not be attempted without open mindedness and a sense of humour.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

Is'nt there

a band called "Gravity Kills"?

(edit) gravity only helps men...

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)

Yup

but they've split up.

There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't figure it out.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)

what 'bout

his penis got diseases from a chumash tribe?

(

gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)

it's from a song.

a buffy song.
it is.
I swear.
why is everyone looking at me like that?
I'm going to bed.

(

gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

No its

A-weem-away
A-weem-away
A-weem-away
A-weem-away
A-weem-away
A-weem-away
OOHHHHOOOOOHOOOOHOOOH

The lion sleeps tonight - Tight Fit

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

Tight fit?

I don't remember that bit.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)

Tis the chanty bit in chorus

probably spelt wrong...

Edit : yep, wrong - clicky

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

The bloke who wrote that was eaten by a crocodile you know.

He couldn't weem away fast enough.

doesn't bother with coat, heads for 6th floor window

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Damned

festerin' F5 digit carcinoma...

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)

I was tryin'

to work that pesky f5 digit imprint in there somehow, but it wasn't working out.. :\

(mintyfreshdoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)

I like the willy picture

That is ace.

Much wooing and yaying hereabouts, verily forsooth.

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:00, archived)

Morning all!

And how are we today?

This morning, I have so far found out that there is enough iron in the average human body to make one small nail.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

Yesterday I found out that I hate iron

and steel. Why did I decide to do a metallurgy degree?

Oh yeah, and I'm knackered because I only had about four hours sleep last night.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)

to become rich and famous

having discovered a way to turn belly-button lint into platinum?

(I know, I know, that's alchemy)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)

how would you turn platinum into white powder?

I suppose that would be talchemy

(

jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)

Excellent Punnage

here, have a groan:

Groan..... :)

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

Do what I do...

Drink lots of Guinness.

Enough for one small nail, and a single filing.

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)

I have discovered

Plasterers seem to work on a diffrent timezone
7 o'fukkin clock !!!

what kind of time is that to come round to rip a ceiling down ????

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)

why did the plasterer finish his book so quickly

skim reading, arf!

morning all, sorry for the crap gag, bit hungover

(

jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

I've got

an exam at 9:30. Toodlepip.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)

good

luck!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

If in doubt

write something about slip planes*. Works for me anyway.

*Warning: May not be suitable for non-engineering type subjects.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)

Tis

a meteorology exam. Something about rain would be appropriate...

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)

precipitation

is when wet stuff falls from the sky

including, but not limited to: rain, sleet, snow, hail, frogs, dew...

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)

bird shit

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)

Ah well

don't write about slip planes. That's my advice.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)

i've got a maths exam

on friday. any advice?

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

calculator

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)

Writing

"[lecturer name] is a cunt" won't get you better marks.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

Tired!

You're LATE! Wednesdays almost over...

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)

Scared

I've never been on the board this early. (Unless you count post midnight shennanigans).

Your all gay by the way

Oh, and morning all!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:00, archived)

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)

*shock*

Little Billy's been telling eh? Well, it's a trip to the abbatoir for him.

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)

sorry, couldn't resist

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)

heh

check the properties for that one, i could be sure i told it to say something else..

right, i'm offskis. uni calls!

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

Morning sir,

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)

Life was particularly ruthless for one meercat

(

EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:37, archived)

Aaaaaaaaawwwwww, poor Dave. He can come 'round to

my house...

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)

ive

heard he stinks of badger piss
:)

(

EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:40, archived)

and he shits the bed

Morrrrrnin' all

(

M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:45, archived)

who doesn't?

morning

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:46, archived)

not me

since I had a bit of an arse/sewing machine accident.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:50, archived)

cross stitch or

broken?

/sewing geek

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

Sowing?

Are you a farmer or something?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

Que?

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)

Sowing

is the act of helping a pig give birth to piglets.

As it were.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)

Isn't that

beastiality?

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)

which one hurts the most?

It'll be that one.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)

Take a scan of it

& I'll tell you...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)

I'll ask my wife

It was her fault.

But thanks all the same

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)

You see this here?

---> <---

That gap represents enough information. Your message represents more information that is necessary.

Ewwwww.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

that's the kind of thing

that probably works better in 3d-space

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teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:04, archived)

don't

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:52, archived)

I'll get my coat then...

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)

mornin' geeze

did anyone have hassles with the trains yesterday?
I was off work with the shits, so i didn't risk soiling myself on the train.

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

Mine to Victoria were fine

the tubes were kinda screwy though

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)

i hate that

so sticky

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)

hey

nice meercats by the way.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:51, archived)

I bet

you say that to all the ladies.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:52, archived)

ha!

It's true.

Often followed by "would you like to stroke my prairie dog?"

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)

Need... more... sleep

My brain just parsed that as "would you like to smoke my prairie dog?"

/me wanders off in search of caffeine. No I'm not going to make anybody else one.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

cheers

im trying to break my hummus drought

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

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