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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

mwahahahaha...!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

aaaargh!

i think i've stepped into some kind of parallel universe! will one of you kindly tell me why you're all feline doctors?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

its dr phil kitten day,

obviously!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

oooh!

i just scrolled down and saw the dr-phil-kitten-day banner...

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

...and suddenly it all made sense.

Sort of.

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

well, no

not really. but it looks fun

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

because its

national Dr. Phil Kitten day!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

but I'm

always a feline doctor - what's the matter?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

Don't you think

Dr Spacekittenfish

would be a rather fetching monicker?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

hmmmm...

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

Duh.

I think you're missing the point.

KITTENS

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

bugger

now i can't log in properly...

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

i dunno

I like the idea of a space catfish.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

MY EYES!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

as much as that munters image

sickens me

that is bloooooooody lurvely that

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

/smunts

/puckers up

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)

hehe

nice

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

hurrah!

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

It's so true!

Oh and just to be an arsehole, "Pointless"?
/snigger

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

DDDDOOOOOOOOOOH

/OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
//cant edit BASTARD

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

I'm really

really sorry, but it was just there and I've been a completely miserable bastard the last couple of days and I just couldn't resist doing it.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

oh its ok

i dont mind
just glad i made you smile
even if it was just the spelling :)

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EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

No no no

you misunderstand the whole thing made me smile.
Unfortunately the closest I came to showing appreciation was by being stoopidly pedantic.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

Woo!

Jolly Goodness

(Pooch, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

Woo to your username

it's ace.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

No matter what he tried,

click for slightly biggy

Timmy thought he'd always have a bit of a reputation for being a stupid bustard....

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

He He!

Woo to that!

good one.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

This is Pikey...

...he's my only friend.

(Dirge2000, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

He's

a cuddly lookin' fella!

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

sweet!

is he a bit spikey and wears nike?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

You know he does...

.....and in some small way, he terrifies me...

(Dirge2000, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

Look what I got for Christmas

topical as ever

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

vulcan eyebrows?

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

That baby

look muchos unhappy with you pulling its string.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

That baby?

My son, you mean. Gorgeous lad. His twin brother looks pretty similar too. Being identical and all.

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

twins???

dunno how you cope! I've got one and she drives me mental most of the time.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

Can

she be any cuter?

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

*proud mummyness* How old are your boys?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

11 months now

1 year old 15th Feb. Can't wait. Plus, I get my new tattoos after that.

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

Twice as old

as mine then - she'll be 6 months on Monday. Do you have non-tattied pics of them? And what new tattoos you getting?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

Yes

There's this taken before Christmas. Then this taken on one of those mobile phone camera things, and this also taken on mobile camera thing. The tats will be their names (Luke Jackson & Mikey Love) in Vietnamese on my inner forearms

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

I love the pom pom hat!

very cute, as are they :) bet they're a right handful though, I'm not looking forward to madam being properly mobile!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

Mikey

crawls, Luke just sits there and watches. Mikey's a proper little monkey

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

That's my birthday

Good lads!

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

I suspect

you'll be a little older that 1 though Nananananana ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

ah but

does it have Eagle-Eye action??

Edit: was someone handing out Doctorates and I missed it????? There seems to be a plethora of good doctors today...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

Good

doctors?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

Its Dr. Phil Kitten day.

look.

'Ooh, look a those lovely strappy shoes'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

Ahhh

I understand now.

"I love my little kitties"

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

pfft.

strappy? It's round-toed shoes atm, dwarlink.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

Is it?

I have no idea...clearly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

i had

eagle-eye action man with voice commands

so there!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

The

posh-ness of him

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

did you get it

from Argos?

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

are you yanking

my chain?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

like it!

that room is particularly messy, for goodness sake get the hoover out now before you turn into Mr Trebus

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

It is

a mess most of the time. Try keeping a clean house though when you're running after two babies!
and it was Christmas morning, they were both ill, blah, blah, blah

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

hence

you username. I fully understand, here's my livingroom just now...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

Precisely

Oh the familiarity of it all.

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

at the bottom of the picture

you can see a sideplate - the only non-baby thing in view, other than the bits of couch you can make out under the piles of toys.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

French type art film

I wanted to do one.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

C'est

magnifique!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

super!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

Le woo

Le yay.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

Madamoiselle Banane

est en plein de l'hummus, n'est-ce pas?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

Oui.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

fantastique!

bird, cat, cat, bird

jusslikethat

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

Ahhhh! Merci pour mon chambon!

C'est pomme fritte d'la fromage avec mon cheval! Oui, frottage avec la poisson bagette!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

mais oui!

le grande poulet vert est mange mon champignon!
zut alors!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

Et voila l'orange!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

that's spiffing

and reminds me of a canadian guy in my french class who was hilariously bad at french. when asked what was french for "I will go" he said "je will go?"

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

oh yes

that's everso woo.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

means the same in french...

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

c'est tres bon

le woo et la yay

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Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

super-hyper-hyper--hyper-cool

quoi?

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

woosome

and
yayriffic!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

Sacre Bleu!

C'est magnifique!

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

very

kurosawa

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isthisyou?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

have any of you seen

www.playgroundlaw.com

well, they have an entry for belm

(longboy_mcgoo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

Threadjack

Dunno if it's been mentioned yet so I didn't want to waste a thread. But did anyone see on ch4 news last night that one of Manic's Blaire/Bush porn things had made it onto a banner outside the Houses of Parliament?

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christhebarker, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)

yeah, I saw that this morning...

go B3tarooney

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

I think he made several placards and took 'em
down....

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)

I saw it on

GMTV this morning
was pointing at it going "woooo looky", mrs flan just sighed and rolled her eyes as usual

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)

Did you actually say

"woooo looky"? Really? Poor, poor Mrs Flan.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

she has a bit

of trouble getting her pretty little head around the b3ta thing, must be all the gin she swills

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

Read Manic's blog...

...he made four of them for the demo, so you've got a 25% chance of seeing him.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)

You imply..

..there was only 16 people there?

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

there's a picture

of one in the Independent - and the guy carrying it looks rather familiar but the angle was weird so I wasn't sure who it was...

(Flanflinger, did you go? Or is it Manic... actually I've just realised it must be Manic 'cos he's got more hair sorry :))

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

Nope

why would I want to surround myself with a load of hippy stoodent types :o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

I think it must be Manic

but like I say, the angle's a bit weird.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

Ill

take that as a compliment ;o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

Is this

the photo you're on about?
Manic?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

that is definatley Manic...

it looks like him anyway...or at least looks like someone who i thought was Manic at one of the bashes

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raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

He does

look vaguely familiar.
I remember talking to him at the Haloween Bash, but then I got vewy vewy drunk and forgot what I looked like let alone anyone else.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

We have seen it I think.

It's great isn't it?

On an unrelated note, I'm meant to be working so can't spend too much time here. What's with the name changing today?

Also, I spazzed back to my post last night and now I'm feeling all big headed :) thanks for the lovely comments.

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Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

you have

every right to be big headed, you clever man, you.

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stup0t, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

thankyou

I think I'll play along with the name change fun.

Yours sincerly,
Dr. Mike SadKitten

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Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

it's glasscock

b3ta.com/board/582653
but excellent :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)

well

thats a first for me!

(nearly been a member for one year!)

joined whilst job hunting

now job hunting again :-(

(longboy_mcgoo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

I can see a pattern forming here

I'm in the same boat old chap

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

where are we sailing to

as i'm in the same boat as well

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raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

the pub

on friday hopefully

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

what this pub on this date and time...

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raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

eeep

south and west. living in bow thats about as alien as zimbabwe or summit.

surely the 'there be dragons' anotation is missing?

(longboy_mcgoo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

no dragons round this way

i'm afraid

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raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

my boat stops of at the pub every night

(longboy_mcgoo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

that reminds me

playground law is part of the excellent www.disappointment.com, and the home page now has a rather sad message on it.

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

Blimey.

That is sad.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

that is

very sad.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

blimey

that is very sad

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raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

That's grim

Isn't Log a b3tan?

It was nearly a month ago. Hope he's OK.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

oh my god

how awful

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

To celebrate 'Dr Phil name day'

I made you this incase you where feeling miffed

And don't worry, I'm not on the pull ;)

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

fucking hell

i would. he's beautiful

any geeks in today? projection keyboards, anyone?

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)

Yeah

saw that on Slashdot. Marvelous idea, plus you can't damage them by falling asleep and dribbling.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)

And you don't get

all thank mank under your eyes. Cracking idea if you ask me.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

Nice

I saw a system at Xerox EuroPARC about 10 years ago that projected the whole computer display onto your desktop and then used video cameras to watch the desk so you could take a real picture/letter etc straight into the computer just by putting it on your desk.

It was fab - one of their demos was doing a drawing on paper with a pen and having it wrap that drawing around a 3D model of a vase as you drew.

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chthonic, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)

And no doubt Xerox did their usual thing

and ignored it completely. Like they did when they invented desktop computing.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

Absolutely

the whole project got shelved as soon as it started looking really interesting and the people involved left.

The only reason they seemed interested in it was because it involved real paper rather than all the funky things it let you do.

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chthonic, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

i've played with one

was very good indeed. I also played with the projector touch screeny things that cthonic mentions below - muchly fun :) There are some good things about working for ze germanz !

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

Not on the pull?

And why not? Is Dr Phil not lovely in every conceivable way?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)

wooo

can we talk like dpk as well as have names like her?

shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes jumpers shoes :)

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Spoon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)

handbag

waistcoat
shoes
hat

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

haha

phil 'em up!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)

that's

just sick and wrong

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)

whurgh

oi vay!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

Tehehe

hahaha

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)

cheers m'dear!

On another note, my Wedding Invitation proofs have arrived and they're REALLY REALLY NICE! Hooray!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)

you need proof

you are getting married?

I'm confudes...

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chthonic, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)

no silly.

proofs - so we don't get them printed wrong.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

weel, if you keep changing

your name they'll never get it right

anyway, not talking to you, you told me to fuck off yesterday!

stomps off in fake sulk

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

Hooroohoorah!

When is it again?

*Holds out wrist for slapping*

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

I'll post you one.

It's on 16th August. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

Inserted in diary.

I was hoping to get an invite! ;)

(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

Ah've cum fer the man who shot ma paw!

for flan flitten

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

Don't go bringing me into it

yee old spunkah :o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

top pimping hat!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)

its a cracker isn't it

I'd wear it myself

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thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)

while rounding up your ho's

in that huge pimp mobile of yours

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

On a bear shooting theme

Step away fronm the cub.

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

heh heh

like you do!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

woo!

good as always :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

Hands Up It Was Me

First post sorry if it's already been done

(lost_bearings, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)

Welcome

may you never leave.
:)

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

reposte

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

i don't think it's been done

but if it has, no arm done :)

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

Bismarck The Sink

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Shedside, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)

nyuk! nyuk!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)

Great basin humor...

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

Surreal

and subversive. Splendid!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

Hans Bic - Pen Inspector

(2lig, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)

that is

[edit: nowt personal 2lig - just wrong person at the right time :o) ]

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

heh

show off!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)

ha ha ha

thats fantastic.

W/Y/H!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)

cor

that's a bit fancy!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)

hahaha

verr guud

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)

Be nice, Silly Chicken....

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

thats

tip top tastic

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raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

Arrrf !!

that's pukka that

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

very good

wyh

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

blimeh!

are you going to share your hummus or are we going to have to beat it out of you?
;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)

good

timing too

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)

that's

very special

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

first rolf

of the day!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

Frontpage

that insult, now!

(Blackrock, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

woo yay

and topical too

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

oo oo

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

It was only after they printed the publicity posters....

...that the director of "1984" realised his terrible mistake.

Anyone seen Dave's new house? Neither has he

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)

oooh!

idea for the next challenge : what Blunkett really sees

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

yes but

thats mean.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)

Hows he going to know,

unless someone tells him and describes every picture.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

not really...

I'm sure blind people don't see just black all day. I bet their spicy brains make some interesting eyelid patterns

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

No point

Do I win a prize?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)

Ouch

The train to hell is.. delayed by approximatly 10 minutes...we apolog.....

(My Name Here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

"We'll put the kettle on..."(after Dr. Flan)

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)

THREADJACK...

Just joining the bandwagon... room for one more?

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

Yay!

to International Dr Phil Kitten Day.

Rejoice around the world.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)

tee hee hee!

yeah, go on then.

This is really peculiar.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)

Fill Kitten

I always thought that was some kind of instruction.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

take 200g of fresh minced aardvard

add a handful of chopped pinecones and fill kitten.
bake for 30mins in a medium oven.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

But with what?

a good size kitten hollowed out would probably have a reasonable capacity - one or two litres at least...

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)

new tool in Photoshop 8...

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)

just a quick geography lesson

(dookie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

hahaha!

I'm humming that tune now!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)

WOnt you take me to

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

*dang-a-lang*

funkee town!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

same here

I'm hyperventilating trying to get the backing singers lines in as well

/gasp wheeze

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)

yeah!

take it to the bridge!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)

at 430 BPM

'avin it.

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

no at 4300 bpm

it is, after all, the nearly way of life

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

yeah.. nearly

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)

take it past the bridge!

take it to the post office!

/bill bailey

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

My ex-flatmate

saw him live at Swansea Grand. Bastard.

Edit: Bill Bailey linky. Woo: muse.cream.org/bill/isit.html

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)

HOORAY!

Fantastic link! Thanks!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

heh hehe

yo word up!

(My Name Here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

Woo!

I want to live in "Funkytown". I think I should petition my MP to change the name of this historic city from "Bath" to "Funkytown".

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

I want to live

in Paradise City, where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

WOoaahhh

won't you please...

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

oh won't you please

take me home?

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)

home,

actually.

[insert picture of mr. pedantic]

Edit: Oh thats right. Just edit your original post and make me look silly then... *huff* ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

my pleasure

(edit) to be fair, i sang it in my head and realised, then edited, before you even corrected.. what took you so fecking long?

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)

superb dude

love that shit.

(felixthehat oh this is new, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

small boat made my eskimos

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

cool!

gonna be humming that through a meeting - thanks!

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tstar, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

Covers

Click here - On the audio page there are tons of covers of the song. Including one by American trannie Ru Paul and thick necked rocker Henry Rollins

(jazi, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

Repost.

Make it bigger

(squirrelandgman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)

It's lovely

but if you're reposting it (from yesterday) just to enter it into the competition, you can edit your previous post to make it a compo entry.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

So how do I get to yesterdays post?

(squirrelandgman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)

You could either

check the archive (the link that says "Older messages"), or use the search facility. You might want to get into the habit of bookmarking your image posts, although it could get out of hand...

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

there's a linky at the top of the page

which says "view older posts" - just keep clicking it 'till you get to your old one.

After a week the posts are Archived, so you can't edit them any more, but up until then you can go back and change stuff.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

use the view older posts option at the bottom of the page..

takes a while, but you don't get yelled at. ;)

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)

yes,

yes it is a repost..

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

smashing!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)

Woah! Is that a ...

Bisley-painted Mean Angel?

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)

Well spotted

Tis a Bisley painted Judge Death though.
I love Bisley. FACT.

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

Bizley is the man!

..or a man.
a very good artist for sure.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)

Bisley rocks!! FACT!

His work on Slaine and Heavy Metal Dredd was wicked. Any idea what he's up to now (I mean apart from doing art for Spaced)?

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)

That is NOT Judge Death!

It's Mean Angel
FACT
Don't make me go up ta 4 on yer!

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mikemystery blames the parents, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

Cor blimey, it aint half hot in the desert.......

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

wych iawn!

you know you can fly! :)
flap harder :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)

cheers boyo

thought about making him fly, but then i might get sacked

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)

You know,

your DPK name would be "Dr. Dai Kittenpan" which would be rather fetching, imho. :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

I like that

A Lot.

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)

loofah-leigh

but what is it?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

it is an 'ot desert fox

;)

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

Desert fox?

I think...

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Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)

Paranoid Jim knew that

watching The Matrix sequel was a bad idea.

(My Name Here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

ooooh!

subtle!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha

that's brilliant

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)

That is

superb mind-fekkery...

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

that's

a great name!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

one tries to join in.

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)

smart

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

wheeeeee

i like that!

morning all :)

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

morning

dr. pop kittent_art.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

mornin

all

(My Name Here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)

did i DPKitise it correctly?

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)

To be honest

It's all rather freeform.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

Indeed

you did ;]

(My Name Here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

nice

hahaha

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

hehehe

great!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

Dr. Lump, you have created a created a monster that rivals the
creative images that abound here... Kudos!

(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)

ditto!

but i'm a sucker for change-your-name theme days anyway!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)

Lubberly

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

can't draw quick enough...

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)

(nearly) a well known phrase or saying...

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

four Ming

say mindpiss...

...nope.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)

damn you all!

great Mings think alike...

/coat

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)

ahaha!

Yes. That's good.

Because there were four mings I was trying to make sentences with the word "forming" in them.

damn my stupid brain!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

tee-hee

your name sounds like something you see on cards in phone boxes... or spam in your inbox, genuine blonde etc,

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butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

De ja Ming?

Ming ja vu?

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

ummm...

quadraming mind piss! Yeah, I say that aaaaaalll the time!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

I like that

becasue it gives me a chance to Re-spazzminate my first
Flash Animation.

Its not very good if you don't have sound though.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

I saw this in the spazz last night

I was around but I was potatopopping.
It's a truly astoundingly hilarious piece of work.
woo to you!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

Cheers,

I'm quite proud of it and I've learnt an important rule in Flash, Plan A Head.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)

can you say gesticulation?

i don't have sound either and now i reeeeeaaaallllly want to know what they are saying.. it's feckin' woo!

well done!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

Thanks,

It is better with sound.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)

Thats very silly

and i like it a lot.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

Silly

is good.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

I believe

in the greatness of silly, and promote it often through acts of great silliness.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

You have

a noble and silly quest sir.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

Verilly

so.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)

I don't have sound

I think it's rather good though.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)

You need to see with sound really,

otherwise it just looks like a load of silly arm waving.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

and

what's the problem with that?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

No,

you have a point.
I'm really pleased people like it, I'll make more now. Yay!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)

woo to the yay animation!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

Cheers.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

forming

mindpiss? i dunno...

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

puberty descended on Johnny before his classmates

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

tell that child to put some clothes on!

puberty is no excuse for going topless in the classroom

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

thread jack

is everyone taking 'Dr.' names now?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

apparently so

the bandwagon's storming along

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

i saw lump buckets

last night, and it just seems to have snowballed. i might join in.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

come on in

the water's lovely

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)

Yay!

i feel like part of the group now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

hurrah

this is fun

although i can't figure out who everyone is :-O

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)

it would

appear so.

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

see below

it's "Dr Phil Kitten Day" apparently

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

So why aren't you

Dr Kittendrink? Or something? Eh?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

yeah...

eh?

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)

dr_drink_kitten

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

Peer pressure!

Will this do? Happy Now?

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)

schplendid!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

is it true european women doesn't shave their underarms?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

not entirely

i don't know whether i'm disgusted by the thought or i need to go for a lie down...

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new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

Terry Pratchett quote time

"Baby orangutangs look like surprised coconuts".

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

he seems

a lot surer of the answer than the other kids though. both hands up!

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

woo!

i'd let those kids go loo or there'll be a mess for some poor sod to mop up

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

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