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# Can anyone...
Think of a posh way to say 'forward-thinking' for this essay I'm doing, like in the way retrospective could be posh for 'backward-thinking'. Kind of.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Futurenbrainiated.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# surely it's simply
prospective?

although i prefer impending-cogitation or summat similar, like.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# what might
happened next if you think about it a bit
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)
# prescient
?

[edit: fuck that, bovine's is much better]
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# More...
more suggestions please!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Progressive?
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Fucking...
perfect, thankyou!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Glad
to be of hell
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Huh!
MumblemumblemumblemumblemumbleFuturenbrainiatedmumblemumblemumblemumble.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I thought futurenbrainiated
was a pefectly cromulent word.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)
# pre-ceeded?
and word has a theasaurus!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# sarky
that's not like you
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# would you like to add
something like so "stop wasting our time"

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)
# no no!
not me! I'm not wasting my time at all!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)
# No sorry,
I'm an idiot
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# wahey
it's National Day day
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# preemptive?
Or perhaps veryfuturethoughtable.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Pre-emptive?
Visionary?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# pro active
(doesnt really mean forward thinking, but has positive connotations)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# and it's also King of the Wank-Words
What's "active" if it isn't already "pro-"?

Huh?


HUH?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# reactive?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# ever played this?
click for bigger
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)
# yup
bullshit/buzzword bingo.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)
# how about
avant-guarde?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# forethought
pre-sight
monkey semen
pre-empt
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i think you're right about worrying
>
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# What
the fuck is that about, and why is there not a Chainmail Barbie,

He looks like Bennett from Commando
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Actually
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Oh!!

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# cripes
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# crumbs!
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# criminy
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# crivens!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# crikey!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)
# crimson!
doh!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I worry about you more.
As in, what on earth were you doing on that site?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Ahem.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Well of course.
That makes it all better.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# IMagine
the chaffeing.


I actually got the link from www.everlastingblort.com
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# jeepers
and
mercy me.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# My life is a cage,
but on stage I'm free.
Caught in a stranglehold, sweat pouring.
But like Jordan, yo, I'm scoring!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)
# hyped up
psyched up, ready for wiling,
standing in a crowd of girls like an island
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# I see the one I want I say,
Come hear cutey,
I turn her around,
and then I work that booty.
Work the body,
work,work the body.
Slow down girl yout gonna hurt somebody

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)
# well yo
let's get just one thing clear,
there's only one reason why I came here...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)
#
Ya women don't want me ta jibbida jibbida tell you whats up GO!
Ya women don't want me ta jibbida jibbida tell you whats up GO!
Ya women don't want me ta jibbida jibbida tell you whats up GO!
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go,

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)
# BOOM!
shake, shake, shake the room!
BOOM!
shake, shake, shake the room!
BOOM!
shake, shake, shake the room!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Tick, tick,tick,tick,
BOOOOOOM!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# pump it up bovine!
you the man!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# the music
makes that page even better... but why???
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I can't hear the
music, what is it...I'm In Chains?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Sweet God
My eyes! My filthy, filthy eyes!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# did you really
need to post that?
....I have been mentally disturbed.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I did,
sorry.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# I want that
dunno why, but I do
so there
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Just 'cos I can
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)
# and we're glad you did
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I would
if I could
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# weiner levitation
?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# More experiments
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Pure
Genius
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Tensions were running high as filming drew to a close
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] In the movie "The Perfect Storm"
The hamster didn't quiet have the same effect as the shark.

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)
# oww!
that hook looks painful!
(you'll want to edit your post to make it a competition entry I guess :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
# look at these classy gifs.............just itching to be turned into wooyays.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Muhuhahaha...
I'm in heaven!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)
# The third cat on the top ow
is evil.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Top find!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)
# that bloke's
pbase gallery is really good. I've used a few pics from that in the past! www.2diabolo.net/b3ta/paracat.jpg used two of them.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# isn't it just
some good work by him. Which no doubt will be abused to good effect.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# *braces for impact*
Woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)
# today is a good day to
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)
# please, not a
sign-based blandwagon
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Hear hear.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# shouldn't that have been:
"DANGER DANGER bandwagon approaching"?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Gear down for landing

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Yes yes yes!
So good, Woo sah
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# wow!
that's very good, though he should have his nose up for landing... it'll all end in tears!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# you
cheeky monkey! that's fantastic.

silly giraffe though - you'd have thought he'd at least be wearing a helmet and knee pads
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# quewality
dat is
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# ha ha
cracking
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# huzzah
and hooray!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# great
like it
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Sue
Purb
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# special
very special!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# cor!
top.
great image!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Name the Sportsman.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Loris..
..Becker?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# very perceptive
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# What do i win?
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)
# zip, zero, nada.
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# loiris bucketcunt
?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# ickle skinny loris!
...sorry, was there a question?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
# you are exempt from questioning.
Just look at the fluffy mammal.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath*
Oooooooh you gonna take that, I wouldn't take that etc..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# errr,
I was being nice.

She loves cute little animals.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Oh
Hehe... sorry I'm bored
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
#
my first flash
very short and crappy
edit: how do you make a new window clicky
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# i likey
nice one
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# cool name.
Beasties rock.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# new window
just add
target="_blank"
within your

a href tag
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
# that's really
cool :)
woo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)
# T'ain't working' fer me. It keeps asking for a login...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Sodding Microsoft
passport bollocks.

No. Go Away. I don't want to sign up so Microsoft can follow me about.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# You need a
MSN passport to view your site. Which I ain't got, and frankly, am not going to get. Sorry.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# WTF!
waaaaaah
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] post prodution went well but sadly
the chair was replaced by a piece of wood.

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i know Kung-fu... he lives in Ikea
which is Swedish for big, oddly shaped chair that looks good in the catalogue but shite in your house

FACT!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)
# *FACT*
I would love to cave his head in with a spade!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# .

use a handbag
lol
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Keanu Reeves
doesn't really come across like a twat, he's very good at looking cool but it all falls apart when he's required to act, eg. Devils Advocate
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)
# e.g. anything other than bill and ted
*FACT* Bum Gay
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
# looking=good
speaking=bad
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)
# playing maracas
good!

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# tis
good
shake it baby
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I think we've all been on these sort of tours
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# woo
reminds me
of kingkong
that would look great in b&w.

vnice pic
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)
# 'Comedy Monkey on Toilet'
Heheheheheh, love that!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)
# I don't
see it.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# it's over there
*points manically*

see - if you hold your head sideways and squint a bit...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# no
never got the ones at Stump Cross Caverns, either.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# heheeh
love it
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Has anyone ever made
fizzy whisky using a soda stream maker?

Just wondered what it would be like.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# nope
but never make fizzy milk or tea...it ain't nice!
*FACT* Tastes like fizzy vomit!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Yes
and its nice.

Frothtastic
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# sacrilage
that's what!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# No!
If blended OK, it is skunk piss. Malt then we may have to kill him!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# blended
is sacrilage in itself.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# nah..
just a quick way to get pissed..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Och
I wouldnae wash ma socks in blended.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# You know the story of the Beer Milkshake?
From Steinbeck?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# no
what is the story of the Beer Milkshake, uncle isthisyou?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Yes,
tell us.

*comfy's himself on storytime mat*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# *Crosses legs, opens large leather-bound book*
Well, there's this guy, see. And he always wonders what a beer milkshake would taste like. So, one day he goes into a bar and orders one. The barkeep looks at him like he's mad, so he has to invent a story about a rare medical condition that forces him to drink a beer milkshake every day. And so the barkeep mixes him one, he drinks it, and all is well.

The moral being that sometimes an unlikely reason for wanting to do something is more plausible than an obvious one.

I really should go now, shouldn't I?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Yes,
there was no pictures or anything.
Can we have Hansel and Gretel next time.



Gingerbread house, MMMMMmmmmmmm.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# gingerbread?
*dry retch*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# no
tellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellustellus
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# silly
chicken
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Whisky with aspirin
not nice i expect!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# tried puzzing neat vodka in one once
went everywhere and broke the soda stream.
and the half bottle that was left wasn't fizzy and tasted funny. never mind eh?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# chemists could probably tell us
why c02 can dessolve in water but not alcohol
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)
# rollin', rollin', rollin'
keep that band wagon rollin'...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Oh
FDY !!!

Worf.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# The wheels
fell off this blandwagon weeks and weeks ago.
Please make sure it stay that way.


This has been a public statement on behalf of the Miserable Fuckwit Society. Thank you for listening.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# sorry...
i wasnt here when it set off...

*sniff*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Ignorance
is no excuse for bandwagoning, see that it doesn't happen again.

*clips round ear'ole*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Isn't there a page somewhere
with all of them on it?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Ahhhh
at last, a bandwagon i can remember...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# surely it is a good
day for pie?



/national pie day
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# or
a good day to eat dwarf
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# IF the bandwagon gives us stuff like this
I say keep it rolling.

(The whole office got a laugh over it)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# a bit late for the compo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Woo Yay and a side order of Houpla..
That is superflenduous tatty-slapping sah!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# damn you for being so good!
woo as ever good sir!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)
# ta
I wanted to put some vomit on it, but it didn't look quite right.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Threadjack!!
*mutter* looking for hours for a decent pic of epilepsy medication.. anyone have one lying around?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# do I
have an epileptic lying around?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I know I do
I'll stick him in the post
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# ta,
send to radja (Silly a-like thingy) operamail.com
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# fuggin'
great you bast!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Say what you see...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Badger..
..fisting.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# yes
please let it be that!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# hmmmm
that's given me an idea...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# nooooo
nooooooooooooo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# aha
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# wooo!
!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahahahha
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# a fistful
of badgers?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Badger Debaters
of the OK Corale
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# the good, the bad, the ugly
and the badger?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Badgers...
We don't need no stinking badgers!\
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# badgers?
we don't need no stinking badgers..

and here be a shameless blazing saddles related repost

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# woo
cigar and a pair of crotchless panties for the winner!
nice lemur action too
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# what am i going to do with crotchless panties?
they'll keep falling down over my ears

ta though
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# you've seen it?
i thought i was the only one!

Supplies!
edit: oops typo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# HOLY MOLEY!


EDIT: Rogan says 152k is ok. Woo!


(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Stand further away from it.
Woo to the anim - very clever.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Everyone's
a joker in this place...

Thanks for the Woo by the way!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# moooooooooooooooooollllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee
moley moley moley......
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# we're not supposed to
talk about the mole but it there right in the middle of his face! etc.

Um, are you still having your 9am wank??
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# yeah, only until 4:30
that's when i finish work!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# that's
some damn fine slow wanking mate
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i don't know why
but i am giggling like a loon now
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Look at it from the other end of the room
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# 152K
is okay (on the limit, but okay). turn off dithering if you haven't already, and maybe make the dimensions smaller...
nice pic though
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

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