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# hellooo all... I'm back from my hols
in portugal (for a week). Got you all a stick of rock and a bag of sand. ENJOY!

p.s portugal is naff in the off season. Dodgy geezers kept trying to sell me moody gold and crap leather jackets.

oh well... its good to be back...

enjoy your gifts...
(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# mmmm
rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Did you bring me back any
coco fruity melones ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# lemme check my suitcase...........
yep... enjoy. and you may aswell have this rather naff charicature of me that was drawn by a guy named pablo. (really).
(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# come on then
scan it in and post it.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)
# will do..
but will have to be tommorrow
(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# La La La
(Cannibal Clown, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# ???
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# ooh, look,
someone's been down the pet shop
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# You said
pet shop!

fnar fnar
(Ohnevermindthat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Wooo!
genius!

Non linear comedy.
or is it art?
(Blessed Rolo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:50, archived)
# afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha!
that is tops!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Nice
punnage
Simple but effective
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# RE-E-Wind
when the crowd say Bo - Selecta...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Hehe
Now I get it!
But it was funny before, anyway.
(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I didn't get it either
now I do

Yay !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# ditto
now i feel stupid.. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I'll add my name to the thickie list
it's very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
# ahh the old ones
are the oldest :) but i still like that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# the
old ones are always the best - that's why i'm barred from the care home.

/repeat
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
very good
hahahahahahah
(Cambodia, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
more good hummus !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# The wind of change


Visit the site here
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# oooh great
but at the end it should have cut to green rolling down a hill on mars with his eyes popping out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# haha
Love that film - it is woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# well go on then
get to work! chop chop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Ah fuck it
that would mean making shit more poses and it's already taken me about 2 hours to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# You should save them
separately, then you could re-use them over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Oh I do
I already have many poses, but for those extra scenes LB wants, would mean making many more. And my hand hurts right now.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# The pains
worth it though, I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Thanking you kind sir
and I love Lumpy
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# aww shucks...
... oh you meant *that* lumpy...

*sulks*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I do love you too
I love a man in a beard

/lie
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)
# i don't think you can
fit a whole man in my beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)
# well then
isn't it about time you grew it ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# well
i'm not sure i really want men in my beard, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)
# what about special varieties of
one's known as a wo-man
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)
# no
i want them to be in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)
# These are so
good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# yeah
some things you can withstand lots and lots of variations on the theme (pootle's silly chickens, these traffic light guys), and others I really cant (golf sale, no hands, the fear... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# thats cos
these are original, like howard and peanut, and the others have been done to death
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# The difference is
Koits Traffic Light Wars are (in my opinion) very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Cruelty can be very funny in a jokey way
green and red = both evil.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# And gourds, of course
I'll let you decide whether they're in the first or secon category...
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# the second
sorry..

but traffic light, silly chicken et all are wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I like the fear
for some reason, it amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# me too
not all - but some...
the difference with TLW and things like that is that they are like a series, by one person... whereas the others are memememememes/serials... where the plots are written by a different person each time.

tum tee tum
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Most woosome !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Hehe
I love those ones....
(Face9, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# These are quite simply...
The best. Need I say more. To Koit that was, god you guys and galls are quick !!
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Thanks oh
Monger of whoreness.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)
# WOO!
fantastico.

have you done the one with the arrow yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Not yet matey
need to think of a good storyboard for that one before I start. This idea stood out more so I did it first.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# woo
for red vs green
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# that thar animation
is marvelous :) many woos and yays
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# This is beyond Good.
You are a god*


*statement may not may not actually be true. Oh all right then, it is *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)
# that is an ace wooyay
you are a *goddess


*why am I footnoting here, nothing to see, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# you rule
that is all.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# What do I rule ?
bananas, chimps, breakfast cereal ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Look Out !

Clicky piccie for wallpaper hugeness....yet again yawn
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# very very very
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# very pretty
we likes pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
# yay!
now my new desktop at work. thank ye!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Bandwaggoning a bit but...


The real Terminators
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# N'gano's attempts to update the tribal festival were frowned upon...
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha,
the balloon!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Too funny
!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Wooo
looks like Mrs Flan in the mornings
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course, you know that Robot Wars is all fixed
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)
# good
old mr 10%
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Animated Repost....


Woo, It worked! 2.6Mb -> 270Kb, Thanx for the tips!
(zut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# hehehehehe
fab
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Another
new board member with a fantastic first post.
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# no probs
m8 :) nice pic, wyh!

edit: frontpage please?
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# yay
thats great:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# that's
very good. Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I am smiling.
I am smiling very broadly at that.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# haha
burn you fuck !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)
# How
did you get it to optimize so well, without killing the pic?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# AWESOME!
the inverted knee joints really gave it a "robot" feeling.
Great work!
(FurryToilet, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Love the hands!
Great post
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)
# A unique interpretation of the Dolly Parton classic
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# haha!
that's really silly.
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)
# i really
like that
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Makes me laugh
Have a gourd
I've been in a club when that tune got played, and the place went mental
^100% FACT^
It was a decent club too, in Leeds
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Cool
I would have loved to have seen that
(Braindeadleper, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Elbow Rooms, Leeds
>Arthur Baker
>Soulwax
>A good night had by all
I recommend Soulwax to anyone and everyone, a lot of fun.
It's true though, Dolly Parton came on the sound system, and we all started jumping up and down like loons
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Yaay another Soulwax fan!
I love 'em! hehe got 'Too many DJs' on CD and its great! That's where I 1st heard Electric 6. Soul Wax do indeed rule.
(Braindeadleper, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# arf!
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# woo! very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)
# woo!
i love the staggering action... woo woo!

i love dolly parton...

great norks!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# nahhh
they're TOO big.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I like 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# like there's such a thing!
pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
# hahahah
there certainly is. remember lolo ferrari? thats too big. :)

Plus if you get big implants like that the tits become too firm, and they don't feel real. *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah,
she was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# oh
who cares what they feel like? it makes no difference on the interweb.
(bastien, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Creepy, kooky
mysterious and spooky, but I do like it - and the timing's incredible! you must have made your ears bleed listening to it often enough to match it up like that!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I am now a gibbering wreck
under my desk, rocking back and forth as the piano loops around my head again and again and again and again and and again and again and......
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Ohh yes!
That's fucking great!! haha made me laugh out loud



W/Y/H indeed

Thats gotta be a front page
(Braindeadleper, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Good that is.
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# frontpage this
and the one directly above.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# you're a bit late
i already did. err... i mean the magic donkey did.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# hehe
love his face.......he's ace is that face.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# L very OL
Brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Fifty Percent Grey
------Click------

(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# very
fucking
woo! send it to rob.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# frickin woo!
supurb, good find!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Phwoooooaaarrrrrr!


(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# blimey
I would!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I saw the original...
....and it was the most attractive monkey I have ever clapped eyes on.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# oi
get in line!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)
# You blokes
are so crude.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# is it lesbian hour yet?
phwoaaaaaarrrrr i can't wait

*rubs knees*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Tut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# as a new woman, i'm up for it
find me a lady to *ahem* play with
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I
Would
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# i
have
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# isnt that
Barbara Cartland?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Did you know she wrote over 300 books...
...one every year.

/someone else's joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I did
and wish that I hadn't....
(King of the Dancing apes, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I would...

Actually I have...

[Cue timewarp effect]

It was the summer of '91 and I was just out of school. I met her at an all night rave, she was eating bananas and handing out smart drinks. We hit it off straight away and danced like madmen for hours.

Aaaaaah Monkey Love.
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Andy Capped
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# From MSN

erm...
no
(dunnowhy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# ok
here's a graph for you

life is normaly here
--------------------

here is the relm of decency
--------------------
here is slightly offended
--------------------
here is b3ta
--------------------
here is out of order
--------------------
here is hell
--------------------
here is you.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# And I am ....
...down here.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# women!
know your limmits!
:)
(ps this will make no sense in the spaz when we change our names back!)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I agree !
What the smeg wos that all about ? People in wheel chairs aughhhh, my mum is in a wheel chair and not from choice. Not funny mate, not funny. I do apologise for being, whats the word ?????? OMMMMMM, stop it !! I'm a lurker on accasions I will say summut ! Howdy you sexy B3TANS. Mey a few of you this weekend, repaired an Apple Mac for a very well known person on this site. You know who you are. Being 007 I never reveal myu own identity.
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# The javelin strikes back
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Look at you go!
You sexy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# mmmmm....
meaty thighs!

Threadjack - Is anybody else getting 185kb spams titled 'Mezzanine Financing'?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Since lonelysocks has been linked from everywhere
I've had a lot of virus emails.
Never really had them before.
Have to be watchful!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# thanks for reminding me
(3 days since latest update)

I get about 3 a day. Triple that on weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# i got that as well
when i put linky for askmrscruff... they've died down again strangely - used to get at least 10 viruses mails a day...

monkeyboyblue said he's been getting lots from Tweakathon now as well...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# me, too
inc loads of viruses
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# phwoar
get your boobs out darlin.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# this is too easy and pretty crap ! only got paint to work wiv ya know !
(spooge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Duck filled
fatty puss!
(I helped save b3ta! dogzero, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# how queer
that we both did the same thing at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# duck billed
platypus. Go on - go and stand outside.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# can i come in at
tea time
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# yup
when hell freezes over.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah!
Stand in a corner, and think about what you've done.
that's actually quite gourd, in a bad pun kinda way
(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# ha ha
you rock.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# quick and crap
Buy Davina! Buy Davina! Sell McCutcheon!



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# tobias got so excited riding his bike...

(I helped save b3ta! anexium, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Dat's gud
da'tis!

Right, gotta go to a pointless meeting now.
Goodbye fair ladies and gentlemen (or is that fair gentlemen and ladies today?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i know i'm wasting a thread...


but i'm in love. and love deserves a little thread of it's own.


so this is the love thread.


please post love related stuff here. let's have lots of love. B3ta love. B3ta loves you.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# yay!
good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)
# just read your
comment down the board suggesting I buy hair dye.

Yerbastard.
Edit: The scab from my new years eve drunken injury has just fallen off! Hurrah.
Nice big scar there now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I love your hair really
even if it is ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# When I was in university I dyed my hair using sunin
it went orange.
i should have paid attention to the:
not to be used on dark hair
warning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# parp honk!
Squeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# YAY!
love is fab, I love munkt0n too! love love love

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*disapears in to a strange half gaze in to nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# they call that
the 1000 yard stare. veitnam and korean veterans get it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I love you Wingphil
say you love me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)
# take a flying fuck
at a rolling donut...
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Well there's
no need for that!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# You've
got your mean hat on today, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# No,
I did for a little bit but I'm A OK now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Good
It's such a pisser when the board gets hit by a tosser isn't it? Almost makes me want to go and do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# ...
snigger
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# He's a shifty one
I think he might even be Shifty from Bread
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# hre we go again!
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)
# mmmm, love poetry:

love is so wonderful
it can make your trousers full.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)
# THERE WILL BE NO LOVE THREAD
Whilst Andi is single
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# what about platonic love?
that's the best love there is. and i feel it for all b3tans, including you =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# self love
is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I feel that
regularly...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# hot sweaty man on man love?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# even
I grimace at that thought.
/butch bloke
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i believe that
is nsfw. certainly, they don't like you doing it on your desk.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# jebus
everything looks... different
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# been promoted?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# yep
i'll have to be extra-careful not to press the wrong button now!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# weee!
have you got access to the promised lands of /admin?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# remember....
with your power, comes responsibility!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I don't have the power..
I just know it's there...
now where's that .htpasswd got to?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Its bloody unfair
I've slept with all the mods and still I remain a normal board member.
I even let them take me from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# THERE WILL BE NO SYMPATHY
while he has a perfectly good randy ex to shag/take advantage of vulnerability of.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# there will be pity
though. poor bastard.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Haha
to both of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# we love donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I just given a Chocolate Eclair
the toffee kind.
I love chocolate eclairs.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)
# thats
a bit girlie!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I fried my finger
Really. actually fried it. in hot oil! I didn't say ouch because it hurt so much.

oh... sorry...

Congratulations on the love and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# i'd show you a picture of my love...


but she is so stupifyingly beautiful you'd all hate me forever.

*swoon*


i've waited YEARS to feel like this! WOO!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# not
her then?

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# bah humbug
sorry, overcome by bitterness there.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# already
posted a pic of my love, but I'm not sure if I can find it to link to again...

I might give it a go.

http://www.b3ta.com/board/872836

here ya go, cos she's just so very lovely
(Raphael, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# hmm
you go out with a red X?
(bigdaddymerk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Woo
I got dumped on Friday.

Congratulations. Hope it doesn't get fucked up :)
(Foss, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I JUST FLOODED THE FUCKING KITCHEN!!!!


bloody wimmin!!!! makin me think about them and then makin me.. YES FORCING ME to forget i left the tap running...!!

holy shit the place is awash! i mean... i think the house is actually going to sink!


FUCK!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# shouldn't live
in a submarine then.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# erm...
...perhaps you should stop typing and get a mop?

No, don't thank me....
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i love mrs isthisyou
mrs isthisyou if you're reading this, i just want to say, let's forget all the tedious pointless things that take up so much of our lives, who's doing the washing up, what colour carpet we have, and just remember that love is what it's all about. LOVE. L.O.V.E.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)

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