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the targets had planned this for weeks...

ps: come to mindpiss and photoshop an allan: new window clicky

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

Get her!

Kill her. Rancid old cow.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

heheh

top stuff.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

oh yes

that is berry berry good

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

yay

/repost

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

in that case...

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

hehe

it had an archer in it I felt it was just about permissable to fit a repost in ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)

its a crime

to miss the opportunity for a relevant repost!

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)

The wheels

still don't move...
;-)

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:42, archived)

haha

git

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:44, archived)

hahaha!

excellent!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

Bullseye

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

hmmmm

liked that site did you?

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:44, archived)

it had a certain

twisted je ne sais francais

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)

Hehehe

lovely stuff

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)

jesus!

scarey but woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)

Hee hee

That's great.

(Well done on the FP too!)

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)

You don't like netscape do you?

It gives a little popup on this site, which tells you to fuck off. When you click on the fuck off, it directs you a a google image search for twat.

Nice and friendly I thought.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

ahh yes.

i was having a bad netscape day when i put that code in. must get round to making it slightly more polite...

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

I don't even use netscape!

(ok mozilla, but I was still mildly insulted)

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

oops.

i think for mozilla or opera you got the cut down insult version... its just cos im a lazy fucker and cant be arsed to code the image caching properly.

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)

l like

(jimmy78, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

Dr Dale orgasms!

(I,Robert, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

What happened to the puppy?

(IvorLargeone, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

That's shocking.

Where is the jism?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

Collateral

damage.

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

I'm beginning to be concerned

for Dr Dale

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

Gah! B3tan - in real life!!

Bigger
Trying to be clever*, I thought I'd find a map of "The Urals", and add a town called "Gay" (Ural Gay, geddit?).
So I find one - and guess what? There's already one there...

I'm also slightly concerned about the proximity of "Me" to "Gay" ;o)

Original Image Here

* I've tried this before. It didn't work then, either.

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

Hai Poo

It is Thursday but
I thought it was Friday, oh
What a shame indeed

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pete, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

Threadjack

It was wednesday yesterday

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

fuck

i was supposed to go the pub on wednesday, why did noone tell me before?

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

You were

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

i thought it was wednesday today

and have now been pleasantly surprised

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huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

I feel

I have helped somewhat.
That's good

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pete, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

yup

i'm going to celebrate all day in your name

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huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

woo!

have a cake or something!

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pete, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:44, archived)

Pah!

i woke up this morning thinking it was the weekend and that i dodn't have to get out of bed.

then i realised it was thursday and i had to get up.

ARSE!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

woke up this morning, and thought I didn't have to go to work.
And I didn't. I work at home.
Buahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahah
hahah
ahem.

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)

cnut.

that is all.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)

Yes, all day.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

brill.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

Excellent!

eventually we'll all walk like crabs. And who could ask for more.

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

yes!

that's so much better than i was expecting it to be

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

not that i was doubting you, monkeon

it's just quite rare to see a good evolution-of-man joke

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

I really don't want to evolve into a fleshy table.

How will I have sex?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

Well

the head goes to what was the groin, so i think you'd probably just stay in your room

(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

Point taken.

My dance card will be full for years to come!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

You'll have to get...

...one of those coffee table sex manuals.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

What good will that do?

I'd have to be able to read through my mouse's ear!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:31, archived)

Could you kind people test my first musico-flash-ma-bob out for me

Be gentle
Click me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

very strange

i like!

my hamster used to be called avalon. though not after that song

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

Strange indeed

but very woosome!
Well done :o)

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)

i don't have sound

but it looks MmmmmmmmAD!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)

If Saddam was a scouser

first post...sorry if someone has done this b4.

(CuZito, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

Saddam IS scouse.

Why do you think he has so many palaces?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

"dummer Junge! "

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custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

Dad's Army would have been so much more glamorous...

...had they been Nazi's.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

NEIN PANIC.. NEIN PANIC !

...Stupiden Boy

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

Don't be ridiculous!!

Capitan Manneringer would simply have shot Pike in the head for his silliness.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

Das ist sehr gut!

Exactly what I wanted to see!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

Erklären Sie ihm Ihren Namensspieß nicht!

Hee hee!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

I spent two years in Germany

yet I can't speak a word of the language.
I am very rubbish.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

I shouldn't brow-beat yourself about it.

Nobody who's anybody speaks German. Even the Germans!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

Who needs to

when Babelfish does it so well:

"Do not explain to him your Namensspiess!"

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

Speedcore

the nearly way of life!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

Das ist

ver gut! Ya!

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

Brilliant

deserving of my finest:

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WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

Dr Dale needs Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I,Robert, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

And a good pair of glasses.

Preferably ones which make your eyes obscenely large and then you'll be able to scare kids.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

Cock Pump..

...on top of the cabinets ??

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Weiner!

That WILL scare the kids.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

Cock Pump

Knowing Dr Dale, yes. The puppies just arn't tight enough anymore, he needs enlargement.

(I,Robert, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

Has he got a puppy under the desk at the moment

(IvorLargeone, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

pfffft

Judging by his expression, it must've worked!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

blimey.

freak!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

erm

no he doesn't

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

they stoles it

the tricksy hobbits stoles our coffee

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)

harry

my first pic!

harry potter

(sh0x, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)

I call her Abbey

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Coprolite, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

Hello

Abbey.
Fi' dorrah?

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

abbey

normal? ;)

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

Nah

Abbey Road

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Coprolite, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

can she contact the spirit world?

i'm looking for an abbey medium

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

Very difficult to do.

Especially when the stakes are so high.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

My.....

... three legged cat is called Abby.... which is short for abnormal
* FACT *

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

bootiful !

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

Abby appears to relish Susy Wan dresses.

Is she a prozzer?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

That's wonderfully

lovely that is

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

And what

a fine filly she is to

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

Has this abomination been posted here yet?

www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-912316001.jsp

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

yep

glasscock sir

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

What...

...in the name of William H. Macy do they think they're playing at???!!!!

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DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

haha

William H Macy.
Mystery Men is his best film

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

Hehehehehe...

no way.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

He played "The Shoveller"

a superhero who's special power was to hit people with a spade.

I'm sorry but it was his best ever role. No doubt about it.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)

nah...

Boogie Nights (he played the guy whose wife kept screwing other men in public)

or Fargo (the shifty car dealer)

but not Air Farce One...

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

It's quite pretty really

not that I'd want one mind.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

I have just bought 50!

Really i have!

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Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

You...

...frightening, frightening person....

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DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

Jesus Christ on a Bike!

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

Baghdad falls to coalition troops!!!

(spuriousmonkey, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

Baghdad falls to coalition poops!!!

surely?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

Poops?

I would say it looks like seamen, but they're too far away from the ocean for the navy

(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

Aw Fluffy!

i'm sure he'd never be involved in war. Maybe he's bringing some tasty snacks to the kids.
It's Bagels in Baghdad by Breakfast

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

woo!

a good war related post. ace

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

Ha ha ha....

...what good are their 'lubrastrips' and 'pivoting heads' now?

He he he...

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

lol

just had a mach 3 thing block 8 times in 5 mins, so "safe" it can't actually shave

/rant

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

I decided to give up shaving some time ago...

...I only do it for special occasions now.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

birthdays, weddings

and barmiztfahs?

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

...err no.

...more for court appearances - the jury just can't resist my clean shaven baby face :)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

I shaved before my most recent court appearance, didn't seem to help though

the judge said 'Mr. Mattyboy, this is a court of law, please put your scrotum back inside your trousers'

(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

bartitzvahs?

as well?

(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

i avoid shaving face

but other areas need shaving

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

tried it...

...and it's just too much effort.

I'd rather just keep my natural insulation - by that I mean fat as well :)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

i can't be doing with all the hair

but the growback with shaving is a bastard, i may have to resort to more extreme methods

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

yay

wax it.
Web-cam, £2.50 per view.
Sorted.
;)

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

lol

wax i can do, maybe, but i'm not gonna do webcams/pay site (well maybe the pay site) but i will be making videos

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

look forward with baited breath

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

*thinks about what you might be suggesting*

Somehow I don't think I'd ever use a razor there - whether it said it was safe or not!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

ahh

tis easy, the first time where you have to trim with scissors is scary tho

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

Yaaarrrrrrgggghhh!

*attempts to run away whilst keep legs crossed*

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

well its not like its waxing or summat

thats where it gets scary

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

I have the same problem

Last summer I thought to myself 'I'll treat myself to a decent razor (and one that's not made by the bastards Gillette)' so I got a spangly Wilkinson Sword thingy. It took me bloomin' ages to have a shave so I took it back, told them it was rubbish and got a Boots own brand one. It does the job well and the blades cost half as much. Hurrah.

And here endeth the saga of the razors. Thank you and goodnight.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

lol

i think i'll just use the crappy cheap bic ones, less hassle

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

Can't believe

I only just spotted the blood!

W/Y/H!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

urgh

nasty

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

zoooooooooooom!

(kebab, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

that's fab!

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

Popes in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

haha

quite a delay on that button he's got there

woo yay!

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crouchingbadger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

Nice

thumb action!
W/Y/H!

(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

I thought I had better be honest and tell you I have been lurking with nothing to say for the past hour.

Phew! I am glad I got that off my chest. How are we all this morning?

I ate too many baked beans last night and am having an awful time with flatulance this morning and have a training course to deliver in an hour. Can anyone offer me any advice on sorting this problem out??

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Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

construct a rudimentary time machine and kill your great

great great great grand mother

*edit* or prevent the invention of beans

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

'Till' her?

What, like a field?

:-P

edit: damn, now I look stupid!

(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

i have no idea what you talking about

*walks away whistling*

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

silly

Thanks to whoever gave it the FP nod

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

brilliant again

very :)

have you got all the silly chickens in one place?

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

they are here

www.pootleflump.co.uk/Pootles_Silly_Chickens.html
not that I have it stored away or anything...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

My fave

has to be the homeless musician
makes me giggle mucho

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Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

it is brilliant

especially as he crosses the road... genius!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

Click

on it...

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

HEHE

that worked very well with your username... "click on it divvy"... yes i am derrrr

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

heh

not as much of one as me...

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

yay

I like that one

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

pootle

how large is this gif (filesize)? IE won't tell me

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

eek

that ones a bit large(191k).
It's the last one I made that big, the rest are no more that 150K
Clicky?

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

I was just wondering. it looked pretty complicated to me...

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

it's fine!!

(in my opinion)
it's lovely lovely... :)

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

cock

off!
;)

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

wheeeeee

*beams with pride*

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

I've been on a mobile phone dial up at home recently

and have gained a greater understanding of the pain of oversized files

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

you know

our pain... :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

That is

very good ;-)

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

Ah!

Ludvig.

Great stuff, Pootle.

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mozza, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)

Fart

for about 72 more hours.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

a small piece of tubing insterted....

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

I know I posted this just down below, but I have no shame...

Did anyone see the footie last night - I think Beckham must have seen/heard Saturday's tape...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

Beckham's like an English Robbie Savage

he's even started growing the hair.
He's almost got the complete Afghan Hound look going.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

almost forgot this

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

woo!!!

couldn't you have done some pink and made it flash more??

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

what am i? your flashing pink bitch? ;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

yes,

you clearly are!

even more woo...
*epilepsy is cool*

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

if paint had any better colours i'd have kept going

but my computer is too slow and my brain is hurting...

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

I find the o

to be strangely hypnotic

(Philvis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

you've just made my eyes pop

they've made a terrible mess.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

A masterpiece!

Well done

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

yes

paint/ms gifanimator are my new friends.

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

you can even

use them for drawing cocks

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

yes

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

congratulations!

that's class.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

anything that is 2 frames and easy to draw

is now my bitch.

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

Just got up to get some water

And you'll be proud to know that your cock is imprinted on my retinas. Very strange walking through the office seeing a cartoon cock everywhere.
Too much information?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

i've never imprinted my cock on someone's retinas before

it's quite an odd feeling ;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

you've

done it to an awful lot of people now. Even yourself...

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

i have inadvertantly gained

a celebrity cock. it could be worse.

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

Inadvertent? My arse!

It's all been a carefully planned PR stunt

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

inadvertent your arse?

not in front of the children dear! maybe later

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

Is that a threat

or a promise?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

nothing like a good arse inadvertenting just after lunch ;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

see you

by the bikesheds?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

you're on

;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

Well done!

Although I think this deserved it's own thread ;)

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

so much effort there

good to see.
WOO

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

some soothing audio...

My tribute to the Shipping Report

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

This is great

:)
Does any-one have/know where to get an audio copy of the poem based on the shipping forecast?

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

Schmmmmmoooooove

Put a big smile on my face and nod on my head - so i look even more like a twat - but a happy twat

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

Very Lemonjelly

Therefore, fookin great!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

yay for dogger fisher and viking!

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Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

That's top

Great synching!

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MartinH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

woo, becoming yay later

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stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

once again

ace!

woo

(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

Classic artists go B3ta - part .............oh whatever, like you care!

Da vinci

click piccie for enigmatic biggerness

(Symball, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

You should have a look here...

comedy.allinfoabout.com/art/masters.htm

my favoutite is "Mondriaaaaaaaaan!"

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

I have looked there

every time you post that reply- its good but nothings changed since last time!

(I think this is about no.15)

(Symball, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

I've never posted...

...that reply before.

You may be thinking of a different Bob :)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

And a different

spelling

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

move along

nothing to see here

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

Yet a similar pronunciation...

...where I come from anyway.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

Salvador Doylie

does it for me.

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

Old Skool

Click for "I Can't Believe It's That Size"
I don't usually go in for memes, but I saw the picture and knew what had to be done. I can only apologise I didn't do it better.

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

Is it real?

I never usually reply like that but felt it had to be done :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

...and

relax ;)

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

Hollywood repost...

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christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:54, archived)

bam! tsch! badow! tsch!

sorry for crapness

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

not crap at all sir - v.good ...

but that is one scary evil puss ... i can feel myself being drawn into his eyes ... his gaze has me held as a cockatrice ... darkness all around .... oops, sorry.

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anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

I recognise him

Woo to Mictoboy :)

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

woo to you in return!

that's fearsome pussy!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

hehe

pussy

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

BLACK BLACK ALLLLLLL BLACK

BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

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anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

Stop it Johnny.

Come on lets go home.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

They

locked me in the cellar and fed me on pins.
PINS.
Oh! Mother! What's for tea? Is it pins again???

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

HATSTAND!

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

oooh

that's good

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

i completely forgot

to put pupils in his eyes - too f*cking scary!

/also forgot to put a decent background in, d'oh!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

i think it's

great the way it is.. more evil looking.

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

thank

you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

It IS crap.

But who cares?!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

yay for drummers

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

*tee hee*

that made i larf!

(just as much as last time)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

yay

i'm "one of them"

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huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

Lets start a band

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Scottyk1, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

b3ta.com/board/996527

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

hooray

i'll play repost-rhythm!

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huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

yay

cats playing musical instruments! :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

Aah the joys of science...

Don't those white-coated losers have anything better to do?

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dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

Does anyone

have the nokia video of the cat grabbing the ceiling fan? it was on the board last nite?

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

What are we

your Cat spinning round on a ceiling fan grabbing bitches?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

cats

on ceiling fans grabbing bitches !!
that I'd like to see :)

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

I dont

but I like this

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WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

wowser !

would that class as an ork or is the angle of the dangle all wrong?

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

that's an ork alright!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

thought as

much , no harm in seeking a second opinion !

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

just

a guess but you'll probably find it on Lycos in the E-mails bit.

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

here

edit: I hope this is the same one. It was posted on the board about two weeks ago.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

Sorry to threadjack a threadjack

but did anyone see the footie last night - I think Beckham must have seen/heard Saturday's tape...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)

he may be thick

but he cetainly got stuck into the critics
"well garth I thought it was a passionate performance.."

(Symball, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

It was more his comment

immediately after scoring his penalty, that I was thinking off.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

My nickname at college was Groucho Marx.

I have no idea why, maybe it's the tash.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

Tache?

Phwoar.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

you seem

to have a thing for hairy ladies

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

Speaking as one of those white coated losers

That's the best research I've seen in years :)

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)

i bet it was a damn sight more rigorous

than some of the tosh i have to deal with

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

At least the elephant's not in his pyjamas

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

there's nothing in that picture boab

just a few trees...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

ah yes

the elephant of disguise

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

Elephant?

I can't see an elephant...

Is it one of those hidden pictures???

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

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