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In dedication to WouldSwapABearForATiger

Sorry its rubbish, it only took a couple mins :D

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

Thankyou muchly.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

lol

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karatesausage, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

read his post below

or quick link here
www.b3ta.com/board/1004550

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

Coming next after these messages...

(fatpotanga, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:45, archived)

great punnage!

woo!

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it

Woo!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:27, archived)

hehehehe!!

Classic! :0)

(Jillish, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

Just popping out for a quick sandwich

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

That reminds me of an old girl friend of mine ..

.. her skin was parallel ridges as far as the eye could see too.

Excellent punnage

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

Oooh!

Bad luck.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

She went like a sewing machine on speed though ..

... which was nice

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

Faboo!

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)

facial cellulite

attractive stuff.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

puny

mortal

(_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

I sat and stared, sat and stared, sat and stared and then...

fuck me that's awful punnage!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

bored bored bored

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browncat247 browncat247, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

That man is a buffoon.

And needs a good, old-fashioned public lynching. I'll hold the rope.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

buffoon is a great word isn't it?

almost as good as nozzle.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

Frottage

was a favourite sounding word of mine, till I found out what it meant in FHM.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

I think it suits it's meaning really well.

anyway what other entertainment is there in a packed lift, other than indulging a bit of unwarranted frottage.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

ok folks

I'm going t bare all, what on gods earth does frottage mean?
I'm scared to look it up in the office incase it brings back more than I wish to see.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

go on

change it again

(lonely, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

nozzle

now there is a great word. But no word excites students as much as the word

SPONG

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)

My grandmother was called

Esther Spong.

(_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

Uri Geller has made a living out of bending spoons...

...and the pathetic wills of those around him. No wonder the Prince of Plop is in such a bad way.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)

I'd like to set up a website calling him a fraud.

Then he can sue me if he wants, the lying prick.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:45, archived)

Now that IS a good idea.

Prove to US, Miss Uri Geller, that you are NOT a fraud and a shyster and we will meekly allow you to continue your drab career.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

a wise man once said

"If Uri is really doeing all these effects just using psychic powers... he's doing it the hard way"

I can't remember who it was, but suffice it to say Penn & Teller published a book called "spoon bending, a simple trick for mindless idiots"

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LP, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

Ooh I am glad at that news.

I don't mind people making things up and running off with the money, it's just I hate him and his weirdy ways. Especially since I saw his sexual side on IACGMOOH. Gagarama!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

I was once described as a Buffoon

and rather too cavalier by one of my clients... Proudest day of my career.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)

Plinth...

...is a remarkably satisfying word to say.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

How about...

Bumwash?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

But how

do you say: dais?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

Aristocracy

sounds nice and crisp.

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

Spasm

is one of my personal favourites.

(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

ha ha. spasm!

sounds like jism!

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Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

Blimey!

That wasn't even one of my reasons for liking it! I like it so much more now, and on a whole new level!

(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

i like quagmire.

particularly when said in a posh accent - quagmire, everybody, after me - quagmire.

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baby wet ones, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

America

Starts the Gorilla warfare.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

hehe

i like that

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:37, archived)

Woo!

heres one i prepared earlier

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

that

I like.
Was looking at that exact source image!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

for the kids

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--- ---, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

gumph!

that reminds me of rude kid from viz.
Q: "what would you like in your sandwidges dear?"
A: "Granny's pubes y' whore!"

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

What would you like to do today, dear?

Let's fuck a copper!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:37, archived)

Rude kid was great....

'Piss up a rope fuckstick'

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

"pull my finger"

/relurk

(kebab, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

ha ha ha ha haHAT IS FUNNY

TO mine brain

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--- ---, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

I had to laugh, which indicates a certain mental level...but anyway

(spuriousmonkey, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

arf!

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

woo!

melikes that! cant beat a pope/parp/hat gag

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)

Beware of the Evil Allmodcons

Applicances in Disguise
maybe the first in a series, if I can be bothered. ie. many ideas, precious little time

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

hah

nice.

beware Baby Bellingotron

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crouchingbadger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

Hee hee

Just look out for the Brevillator!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

if I can find the time

there's likely to be a Hoovertron, hopefully slightly better animated.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

I'm being attacked by my Pedalbinoid!

It's trying to eat my hair.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

Yay transformers!

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christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

Dogs love to bounce

damn, i wish i could do gifs, is it possible just using GIMP?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

You need

the GIF plugin. Unisys patent issues or something stops them putting it in the main distro. You wouldn't download it without having a nice expensive licence from Unisys, now would you?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

*cough*

www.gimp.org/~tml/gimp/win32/

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

No, I would never do something like that.

Download available from the gimp website? Aparently the gimp website is www.gimp.org. I feel afraid to go there.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)

Yep

www.ldeo.columbia.edu/NETWORK/anim_gif.html

jgo.local.net/GimpGuide/anim_gif.html

Or just type "animated gif gimp" into google....

ImageMagick will do it to :

convert -adjoin -delay 5 *.gif animation-name.gif

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swimmy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:40, archived)

Thankyou both.

I'm not typing anything with the word gimp into google.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:43, archived)

teddy wasn't sure

if he liked motorhead after all.

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

thats Ace

of Spades

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

and don't forget

the joker!

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

is that spacefish?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:37, archived)

which one?

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

the one

behind the couch

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

yes

that's him

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)

new protests as they burn effigy

of the evil enemy

(harrypsauce, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

woo yay

for double posts

nice pic tho

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

Yay to that

I'm gonna open up flag shops in various Arab countries, selling only American and UK flags. I'd make a killing (excuse the pun)

/lie

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

Try these...They get your whites whiter than white!

(sorry...I'm operating without hummus!)

(The_Thing, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

I use Ethnique Cleansing.

It gets rid of very stubborn stains.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

A wee threadjack...

Has Thorpe done another "Rivals in Love and War"
over the past two days? I can only find four in the spazz.

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timothycrippins, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

I didn't think

he did one yesterday and today would be day 5 (and final) - if he's still following the same storyline.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:37, archived)

No potatoslop in work

click for bigger

So I thought I'd post this render instead,

From a short I'm driving myself insane trying to make.

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Equus is still lurking, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

Coo...

Me like dat.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)

that are really nice

i don't know what it is, i don't know what it does, i don't care, i think it's cool

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

its a tin can warrior

clearly.

(lonely, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

Wooooo...

Me Likey

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

A Posting

(cybo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

B3tan:

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

bin done

den?

[sigh]nothing new under the sun[/sigh]

:)

(cybo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

i could use some of that!

yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

(GlobaModule, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)

He's having a good old rummage.

"It's a cat, Mrs Lopez!"

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

I'm not sure that he is removing it!

Owwwwwww

(Symball, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

OK.

"Open wide, Mrs Lopez! This hurts you more than it hurts me."

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)

arsekittens

a painful affliction

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fishbear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

SPONG!

hehehe, that's cheered me up lots, thanks... :-)

/relurk

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Henny, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

speaking of spong...

www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=spong-ville

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

that's just

wrong

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:25, archived)

well, it would be

if the doc wasn't using lubrication.

Kids - never insert Kittens in Granny's arse without a vat of KY Jelly.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

Cough, splutter

I've literally just choiked on a mouthful of sandwich!

Hoorah! Hoorah!
(Banging of fish on tables)

(fatpotanga, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

Float, kitty-no-legs! Float!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:18, archived)

I fear witches are involved!

Burn the witches!

BURN THEM!

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:20, archived)

agreed

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

Someone just knocked on my door bearing a petrol container,

some matches and a grudge.

Anything to do with you two?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

We all chipped in.

:o)

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

*points at Obz*

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

lovely

woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

/REPOST

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

new

hi just joined and would like to say some of your stuff is real funny lol

(beekies, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)

thank you, you are most kind.

Feel free to join in any time. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)

Hi beekies

Open Potatoshop
Find kitten pic
Begin

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fishbear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)

Indeed.

Lurk away, comment freely - altho some people might get a tiny bit narky if you start a thread with no picture, so put them in replies instead, or it forces people's pics off the bottom of the page! Only so many threads allowed.

And of course, if you have photoshop or the free download GIMP (see the FAQ), hell even just Microsoft Paint, next time you think of a good visual gag put it up here for us. the success of this place is that so many people put their ideas and gags up. And If you have questions, people are very helpful for the most part.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:12, archived)

some of it's really shit though ;)

welcome to the board :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)

this ranks as some of the worst

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munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)

you're right

it's political correctness gone mad!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

and it gets no worse

than this crap....
here

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)

I don't know...

this stuff shouldn't be allowed.

...bugger

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Craymen, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:18, archived)

My stuff

is better than his :p

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

well...

lol i have to aggree lol... where ulot get the pics from lol

(beekies, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:12, archived)

images.google.com
www.gettyimages.com
www.alisachan.com

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)

Your favourite website again!

I find her strangely attractive, but I always seem to like mental ones.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)

get me 20cc's of antiAOL fluid

he's lolling badly..

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munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)

haha!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

I fear it may be to late doctor.

We've lost him...

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)

i was thinking that but didn't know how to put it nicely... well done :P

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)

lol

lol

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crouchingbadger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

old

Hi just come back to the board after a couple of months due to having lots of work.

But I am back now.

Yay!

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)

welcome. Have a read of this and have a go yourself.

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Craymen, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)

Hello, lovely.

I have been registered for ages (although i'm still a total amateur), and a couple of things you might want to note- it tends to follow that when you post, you do so in full english sorta thing. and you get shouted at if you create a new thread needlessly and things like that.

'cos i got shouted at lots you see. read the FAQ, and you wont be scarred for life like me you see. enjoy yourself!

i'm not being condescending/ patronising, i'm honestly being nice.....

(stevkay, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)

Welcome!

I would like to jack this thread in order to mention that the following military jargon - "catastrophic success" - shall be my Phrase of the Day.

(Indole Ring, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)

Is that like a

Pyrrhic victory?

(psychobabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

You must be cockeyed then.

:oD

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)

Hey

Beekies!! Everyone, this Newbie kicked my ass at yahoo pool so i got respect for her.

(Feckless Ne'erdowell, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)

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Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

1st Post

(chocobot, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:07, archived)

isnt that

a proper picture????
i saw something like that in notttingham :S

(triley, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:07, archived)

perhaps you are thinking of the poster

for the new Madge single, it looks v.similar

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:12, archived)

ooh

he scrubs up nice, doesn't he?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)

That

is quite incredible

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niles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)

Well done

For a first post, that is soopoyb.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)

prrr

rrrr

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)

That is transgenderly disturbing.

:-*

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)

This of course leads on to

So sorry, my humus made me do it!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:05, archived)

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